The Soviet Union : Every Month

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  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3944

    3:41
    "Russia secedes from the USSR"
    Kazakhstan: Guess I'm in charge now.

  • @MHui-nj4dq
    @MHui-nj4dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8627

    Kazakhstan is that one classmate who forgot to leave the Zoom meeting even after the teacher had left

    • @vegoz99
      @vegoz99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @Comic Sans Or the one who is sleeping and nobody wake up

    • @BobbyBergling
      @BobbyBergling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      that feeling when you are from Kazakhstan

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      So..... I am a Kazakh now?

    • @pofromteletubbies1243
      @pofromteletubbies1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *maybe I am Kazakhstan*

    • @antitiktokunion3894
      @antitiktokunion3894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And Lithuania is that on kid who immediately leaves class right when the teacher is announce something when it’s time to leave.

  • @tsle805
    @tsle805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    3:45 Kazakhstan is the last member who leaved USSR.That looks like the Kazakhstan made USSR.

    • @SxVaNm345
      @SxVaNm345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      M&Ms&EDKfan805/PetarTheCrashFan2007 Actually, One of the first places the Bolshevik uprising happened, was in northern Kazakhstan.

    • @KurwicjuszUlanovwkyy
      @KurwicjuszUlanovwkyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SxVaNm345 case? I do not think so

    • @die5503
      @die5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SxVaNm345 no it started in Lenin grad

    • @damicow
      @damicow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Left*

    • @Leo-wz4ki
      @Leo-wz4ki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      kazakhstan has like 18 million civillians on 2.725.000 km².
      for comparison, germany has like 82 million civillians on 357.386 km².

  • @HarryKaneIsGoated
    @HarryKaneIsGoated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    Propaganda reason why USSR fell: They couldnt hold in the USSR
    Real reason: Gobachev wanted Pizza hut

    • @coltentucker8851
      @coltentucker8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      When gobachev wants pizza he gets pizza, even if that means a super power collapses

    • @napoleonplayz7302
      @napoleonplayz7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yes he wanted pizza and vodka

    • @jasonyoon9914
      @jasonyoon9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol that ad

    • @braeman01
      @braeman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No no, he wanted Taco Bell

    • @OrareEt
      @OrareEt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well kiddo blame the august coup
      Gorbachev was trying to establish a new democratic USSR. But the hardliners staged a coup which the people did not support

  • @thedollarsauce
    @thedollarsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8660

    1990:
    Lithuania: Yeah! Goodbye guys!
    *Lithuania left the party*
    Georgia: I'm going too
    *Georgia left the party*
    Estonia: Hey Latvia! Wanna come with me?
    Latvia: Sure! This union is crap
    *Estonia left the party*
    *Latvia left the party*
    Moldova: Guys! I'm done! Goodbye...
    Azerbaijan: Me too!
    *Moldova left the party*
    *Azerbaijan left the party*
    Uzbekistan: Guys! Let's go! We're not staying with those commies anymore!
    Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan (at the same time): Ok!
    *Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan left the party*
    *Tajikistan left the party*
    Armenia: Guys, sorry but I can't stay
    *Armenia left the party*
    Kazakhstan: Oh no! My fellas are gone! Well, at least you're not leaving! Right Turkmenistan?
    ...
    Kazakhstan: Turkmenistan?
    *Turkmenistan left the party*
    Ukraine: Well, everyone's leaving, I better leave too!
    Belarus: If you're leaving, then I'm leaving as well Ukraine!
    Ukraine: Ok!
    *Ukraine left the party*
    *Belarus left the party*
    Russia: Ok Mongolia! You're free... hey Kazakhstan! You're staying right?
    Kazakhstan: Yeah! I am!
    Russia: Good... because I don't feel so good!
    *Russia dies and becomes capitalist*
    New Russian Government: Sorry! Kazakhstan! We're leaving the USSR!
    *Russia has left the party*
    Kazakhstan: What? Well, whatever... you guys are all worthless! I can do this alone!
    *silence*
    Kazakhstan: Well... guess I have no choice...
    *a tear falls off Kazakhstan's eye*
    *Kazakhstan deletes USSR party*
    *Kazakhstan left the party*

    • @aminazman9311
      @aminazman9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      It's good though.

    • @Drannn54
      @Drannn54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Dollar no, Kazakhstan left ussr and its more better

    • @buzkuqimames713
      @buzkuqimames713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      u deserve my respect for doing this

    • @thedollarsauce
      @thedollarsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Andrea Bianconero there, fixed

    • @chillman5261
      @chillman5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice

  • @ikubaru-yt
    @ikubaru-yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3231

    Kazakhstan like: wait where's everybody go?

    • @rullvardi
      @rullvardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      松山音空 Where’d* Sorry...

    • @datadeleted3245
      @datadeleted3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Look at the small part of USSR near Lithuanya. They are still soviets

    • @akarouge
      @akarouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Reality Splitter Kaliningrad. Russian exclave.

    • @rapkoreandoctor4583
      @rapkoreandoctor4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      (My band)Slim shady: where'd everybody go?

    • @grandmasteryoda3835
      @grandmasteryoda3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gulag

  • @rbalsdldiify
    @rbalsdldiify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    3:41
    Russia: *leaves USSR*
    Kazakhstan: da faq this whole idea was yours

    • @user-yo2sy8oe7t
      @user-yo2sy8oe7t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

    • @SultanGamer124_GD
      @SultanGamer124_GD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Grigori Kürcheitd Rossetti i wont click on random blue link

    • @atomicapex9357
      @atomicapex9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SultanGamer124_GD i will tho!

    • @atomicapex9357
      @atomicapex9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SultanGamer124_GD i regret clicking on the random blue link, but it was not a rick roll

    • @SultanGamer124_GD
      @SultanGamer124_GD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wjjanshsbaan8599 a rickroll

  • @thefieldmarshal8682
    @thefieldmarshal8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    2021:
    USA: Da USSR no longer exists
    Kaliningrad: That’s where you’re WRONG

  • @YouCuberHD
    @YouCuberHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3284

    *Russia leaves*
    Kazakhstan: Guess I'm in charge now.
    *Kazakhstan leaves*
    Kaliningrad: Guess I'm in charge now.

    • @ethandoll9877
      @ethandoll9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The General's still at it!

    • @leonardoreihani7378
      @leonardoreihani7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      It’s Königsberg

    • @darkphoenix2579
      @darkphoenix2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      No, it's KALININGRAD

    • @chandrachud
      @chandrachud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@gammrockfeddy4373 look I would have loved it if it was Konigsberg as well but since Germany itself literally gave up any claim to it without any resistance means it didn't want it so yes it is Kaliningrad.

    • @Prussia1867
      @Prussia1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m disappointed

  • @BeckhamJ9980
    @BeckhamJ9980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    My great grandma was alive from the start and the end of the USSR and died last year

    • @agus_pax8796
      @agus_pax8796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Sorry to hear that, rip

    • @kikit7262
      @kikit7262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sorry to hear your story mate

    • @Lorainch
      @Lorainch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Wow... The USSR was like her live

    • @Nicholaskgaming
      @Nicholaskgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bet she was an awesome person

    • @34MGD
      @34MGD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RIP

  • @SomeGuy-lr7ms
    @SomeGuy-lr7ms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Imagine if Kazakhstan didn’t declare independence and became the USSR
    Edit: Except it’s not a Union

  • @hardgamingandcountryballma1648
    @hardgamingandcountryballma1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    4:03 I love the way he drink a vodka

  • @danielj.1866
    @danielj.1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3273

    Russia declared independence from the USSR...
    That's sounds like that I give birth to one of my parents.

    • @daviddavidov8398
      @daviddavidov8398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      dániel jenovác ARTICLE 17. To every Union Republic is reserved the right freely to secede from the U.S.S.R.
      That's why Country called Soviet Union not Russian union

    • @salutic.7544
      @salutic.7544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      DavidG Gv yeah we know but it just sounds so weird

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Ignorant? I think not. Russia is the country that birthed the USSR, they're the country that forced other soviet states into the USSR and when they could no longer forcibly hold states in it, they left, and once Russia was all that was left, besides Kazakhstan, what was the point in calling themselves anything other....than Russia?

    • @kazuhiramiller7491
      @kazuhiramiller7491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      tremedar First, they didn't force anyone, if they did, they would literally crush the sepatarist protests with its 4 million troops. USSR is not a fucking empire. Insert that fact to your stupid fucking head. Second, UK is also the country that birthded the US, Australia, India, South Africa, a bunch of North African nations, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, Malaysia and much much more. So with that logic, why don't you call them UK? Although you accept both states as a so called "empire"? You're fighting your own logic.

    • @kazuhiramiller7491
      @kazuhiramiller7491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      tremedar You're also forcibly holding states, what about UK, Serbia, Germany, Canada, Spain, Belgium, China, they are also forcibly holding states, does that make them an empire too? No. Because they are all US puppets. You find reasons to criticize those who don't like the US only.

  • @saulivor2843
    @saulivor2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    Every month of the ussr:
    2:34:
    *skips 14 years of Leonid Brezhnev*

    • @Nurix2k2
      @Nurix2k2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Because don't was big changes

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @Стартуем
      @Стартуем 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      потому что брежнев нихрена не сделал

    • @Nurix2k2
      @Nurix2k2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Andrew Chernyshev Рааассииия !Раассиия!Расееея!Раасеия!!

    • @qussarbasker
      @qussarbasker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nurix2k2 прогнивший, тоталитарный, скрепошвайный путинский режим...

  • @ocularzombie6679
    @ocularzombie6679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    The USSR lived for less than a month?
    0:11

    • @dafnefeelslikeh3210
      @dafnefeelslikeh3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oof

    • @szexmaster
      @szexmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The history is faked?!

    • @weqewqadsdasd
      @weqewqadsdasd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The world would become a better place if the USSR only lived for a few months.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@localphatbeet8532 lol

    • @fyn8172
      @fyn8172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@localphatbeet8532 People who actually experience USSR's lies, propaganda and murders: hate USSR. European/American kids: YoU EaRnEd a FrEe TiCkET tO GuLaG

  • @leoswe
    @leoswe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    3:51 Well Kaliningrad is still in the Sovet Union

    • @anonym1868
      @anonym1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Königsberg *

    • @edgevenly
      @edgevenly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anonym1868 thats german

  • @icychillin5455
    @icychillin5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    Everyone : Kazakhstan became Soviet Union for 4 days
    Kaliningrad : My presence is forgotten...

    • @First_one-uz2hp
      @First_one-uz2hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kaliningrad is a part of Russia, like Moscow

    • @First_one-uz2hp
      @First_one-uz2hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      by the way, interesting to know. Where are you from and are you satisfied with the collapse of the USSR? How do you feel about communism. I'm ftom Russia, Novosibirsk

    • @GenocideWesterners
      @GenocideWesterners 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@First_one-uz2hp Fall of the USSR was the worst thing which happened to both the world and Russia. For russia, it meant losing 25% of its land, 50% of its population.Having two superpowers is always better than a unipolar world. The rise of communism is inevitable. Capitalism will eventually fall.

    • @First_one-uz2hp
      @First_one-uz2hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GenocideWesterners I thought that everyone was glad of falling of the great country, especially nato members. It is good to hear that it is a tragedy for some people. I'm from Russia and it is pity that we have lost our ancestral lands (I'm talking about Ukraine) and such a huge piece of land inhabited by fraternal peoples like Kazakhstan

    • @mrlonghead
      @mrlonghead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GenocideWesterners no it's not just Russia its the the republics united Making the USSR why dose Russia take all the credit

  • @joko9185
    @joko9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    armenia: declares independence
    Belarus: declares independence
    Mongolia: Becomes lake

    • @Hrvatski_vojnik
      @Hrvatski_vojnik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HAHAHA!!! I know it just turns blue

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It becames sea.

    • @epicgamingcommunistcheems4267
      @epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It turned into a Russian Satellite State,
      So i agree

    • @romanvonungern-sternberg1322
      @romanvonungern-sternberg1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 nahh, there was no such thing as a Russian satellite Mongolia… the guy is trippin. Mongolia cut ties with the USSR before the collapse.

    • @fr2406
      @fr2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xd

  • @jobejer
    @jobejer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    Yup, that is right guys. People tend to think that Russia was the Soviet Union, but in reality, it was Kazakhstan all along.
    The more you know kids

    • @kaisermeteor
      @kaisermeteor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Су

    • @razorv2775
      @razorv2775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nope, kazachstan wasn t soviet union, IT just didn t addopted a New flag, but only in 1992 he chanced the flag

    • @aturtledarkly5947
      @aturtledarkly5947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      GREATEST ... COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.....
      ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
      KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM
      ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM
      KAZAKHSTAN HOME OF TINSHEIN SWIMMING POOL
      ITS LENGTH 30 METER WIDTH 6 METER
      FILTRATION SYSTEM A WONDER TO BEHOLD
      IT REMOVE 80 PERCENT OF HUMAN SOLID WASTE

    • @ВоваЧуйко-т3с
      @ВоваЧуйко-т3с 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Иди пей кумыс негр

    • @СвятославИщенко-ц6в
      @СвятославИщенко-ц6в 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is bullshit because the population of Kazakhstan is smaller than the population of Moscow and St. Petersburg combined. And 8 times less than the population of Russia.

  • @martin8301
    @martin8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Russia: leaves USSR
    Rest of the world: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea

    • @gutsjoestar7450
      @gutsjoestar7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      our

    • @Gold_Not_God
      @Gold_Not_God 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In fact, the revolutionary socialists fought for the creation of the USSR, while Russia (or rather, the Russian government and army) fought against them.

  • @spooder9184
    @spooder9184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Kazakhstan: Declares independence from itself
    IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION!

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know since Kazakhstan was all that remained of USSR, that means Gorbachev was just the leader of the country and nothing more.

    • @zap648
      @zap648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, there was a leader in the Kazakh SSR, Gorbachev was still the leader of a collapsing Union.

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zap648 Do you know the name of the leader of Kazakhstan at the time of the soviet collapse?

    • @JH-uk3ze
      @JH-uk3ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cormacmacsuibhne2867 Nazarbayev

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zap648 he still be leader of Kazakhstan

  • @twohandedswordsman852
    @twohandedswordsman852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Kazakhstan was the loyalest USSR state.
    *Republic
    My bad.

  • @ryanissa3353
    @ryanissa3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    3:41 Mongolia is now the Sea of Mongolia

    • @syrianarmy8654
      @syrianarmy8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mongolia is allied with China

    • @Tuguldur
      @Tuguldur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@syrianarmy8654 be careful to saying something like that. Mongolians rival has always been china

    • @BSIL16
      @BSIL16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sun Union Hello. We've meet again. Haven't we?

    • @afiziazhan9346
      @afiziazhan9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lee Ruan yeah yeah Mongolia hate china because history

    • @jiuguimeiying
      @jiuguimeiying 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@syrianarmy8654 Actually Mongolia not allied with China, only economic highly depended on China.
      Before the Manchu taken down Beijing, the Outer Mongolia (Current Mongolia) is not under control by China. Outer Mongolia is taken down by Manchu which corporated with tribes of Inner Mongolia, because they want to taken down the current Xinjiang region which controlled by Junggar. Means the outer Mongolia is force to became part of China via war, that's why they will never allied with China

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Imagine an alternate timeline where someone in kazakhstan rises to power and goes full *kid who stays in a zoom call after the teacher leaves* and fixes the soviet union , then refills its ranks by giving more autonomy to different of its own provinces or other administrative regions, then proclaims them SSRs.
    It would be cool to see people go like “ok” at Kazakh shenanigans

  • @scxpioz7724
    @scxpioz7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    So Since Kazakhstan is Landlocked
    Kazakhstan Was USSR for 4 Days
    That means that the USSR was Landlocked for 4 Days.🇰🇿

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The USSR might as well have been a landlocked country. The only practical ocean access they have, is through NATO controlled chokepoints, of Turkey, and Denmark. Sure they've got Vladivostok in the far east, but even that port ices up in the winter, and it is way far away from the main population centers of the Soviet Union.

    • @Abdisa-sj2fq
      @Abdisa-sj2fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carultch ohyeahyeah

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Abdisa-sj2fq If the arctic ocean becomes reliably ice-free, the Russians will then have uncontrolled access to the ocean through Murmansk.

    • @Abdisa-sj2fq
      @Abdisa-sj2fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carultch yeah

    • @Abdisa-sj2fq
      @Abdisa-sj2fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carultch the Russians would benefit from Global warming.

  • @belgisizalem
    @belgisizalem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    Russia gained independence from Kazakhstan🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

    • @arturm8646
      @arturm8646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@snosantonov No, he is a dreamer

    • @halilabey9934
      @halilabey9934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Gusiotin Y. U both are freaking İDİOT. He just joked

    • @arturm8646
      @arturm8646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@halilabey9934 oh really??!!! Thanks a lot. I was blind!

    • @apo5895
      @apo5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      BELGISIZ ÁLEM the Soviet Union was a Alliance no one gained independence from an another country they just left the alliance

    • @salt-shin
      @salt-shin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These 2 are really idiots.
      I hope that in school they take jokes.

  • @qcompressed1409
    @qcompressed1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Stalin is that one really mean and strict math teacher
    Gorbachev is that one substitute teacher who doesn’t really care and let’s you goof off all day

    • @RUSTA5
      @RUSTA5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🤣 Yeah, and still Stalin wasnt all that bad. Besides obvoiusly killing 790.000 soviet people 😠

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah you learn from the strict one though

    • @TheTanveerGaming
      @TheTanveerGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stalin sux

    • @TerminalLumbago3657
      @TerminalLumbago3657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You’re wrong. Stalin was an awesome man, and Gorbachev was a traitor.

    • @CUBISSSTZ
      @CUBISSSTZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was the good teacher that let's everyone play and do whatever and people who opposes him just gets joked around

  • @UniversusVasator
    @UniversusVasator ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Major events:
    0:22 - New leader
    1:03 - Borders change and new soviet divisions form
    1:12 - WW2 begins, USSR gains land
    1:18 - Germany invades Western USSR
    1:25 - Germany pushed back, USSR gains land
    1:29 - Tanna Tuva taken by USSR
    1:32 - Major border changes, new Soviet Satellites
    1:33 - USSR loses a ton of land in China
    1:42 - USSR loses North Korea
    1:56 - New leader
    2:02 - New leader again
    2:33 - New leader again again
    2:35 - Timeskip
    2:37 - USSR invades Afghanistan
    2:47 - New leader
    2:51 - New leader again
    2:54 - New leader again again
    2:56 - USSR loses land in Afghanistan
    2:59 - USSR loses Soviet Satellites
    3:01 - USSR begins collapse with independence of Lithuania
    3:06 - Georgia declares independence
    3:08 - Estonia declares independence
    3:10 - Latvia declares independence
    3:11 - Moldova declares independence
    3:14 - Azerbajian declares independence
    3:16 - Kyrgyzstan & Uzbekistan declare independence
    3:18 - Tajikistan declares independence
    3:19 - Armenia declares independence
    3:23 - Turkmenistan declares independence
    3:27 - Chechnya declares independence
    3:31 - Ukraine becomes independant
    3:37 - Belarus secedes USSR
    3:41 - Russia secedes from USSR
    3:47 - Kazakhstan declares independence
    3:52 - Offical dissolve of Soviet Union (USSR)

  • @tuahiskandar4867
    @tuahiskandar4867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    0:12 lol found and collapse at the same time

    • @carlosmagalhaes7109
      @carlosmagalhaes7109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Communism doesn't work.

    • @verniy4087
      @verniy4087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Glory to the soviet union!
      A few minutes laters.
      Glory to Mother Russia!

    • @wheremyshekelsat1430
      @wheremyshekelsat1430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      USSR was not communist dumb fucks it was socialist. Communism is nice idea sold to russians average IQ masses. Democracy is same nice idea which nothing but a lie. People who gave you nazism communism (socialism) and democracy sits in Vatican. They are called Jesuit order

    • @wheremyshekelsat1430
      @wheremyshekelsat1430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      btw it was not russian revolution it was jewish revolution.:)))) like in Germany - Nazis were mostly jews in power.

    • @teloresumoasinomas1110
      @teloresumoasinomas1110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      False, capitalism doesn't work. Gorbachev had already sold the western oligarchy to destroy the USSR. And that's what happened.

  • @schachmatt3706
    @schachmatt3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Kazakhstan: "Why are you running??? Why are you running???"

    • @AlvinxAngel
      @AlvinxAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @linuslimpan0
      @linuslimpan0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Russian SFSR: Because this is the end..
      Kazakh SSR: End of what?
      Russian SFSR: End of the Soviet U-
      *dead*
      Russia: Ooff.. what happened?
      Kazakh SSR: Oh man… I’m waiting a bit, maybe some other country wants to become a Soviet republic like me… right guys?
      Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan: *NO!*
      Kazakh SSR: Okay fine.. guess it’s my turn…
      *dead*
      Kazakhstan: Maybe this wasn’t a bad idea after all.. :3 guess the old Kazakhstan still lives happily!

    • @fluto6997
      @fluto6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linuslimpan0 what’s the difference between Russia and ussr?

    • @fluto6997
      @fluto6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linuslimpan0 an downy did you only mention Muslim countries :(

    • @linuslimpan0
      @linuslimpan0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fluto6997 The USSR has a different flag and name, a different text to their anthem and other leaders.

  • @Unieh
    @Unieh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Top 10 Anime betrayals of all time!
    1:16

    • @1158supersiri
      @1158supersiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      some people present it as if any country was free to leave
      that's just a lie
      When Czech Republic wanted to leave the USSR invaded it and cruelly fought them

    • @sonicjpg2016
      @sonicjpg2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you are talking about land, it happened because of Hitler’s troops attack on the USSR

    • @patadamcek
      @patadamcek 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@1158supersirifirst Czechia wasnt part of USSR and second in the times of USSR Czechia wasnt even country

  • @ShenaniganEntertainment
    @ShenaniganEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    United forever in freindship and labour
    Our mighty republics will ever endure
    The great Soviet union will live through the ages
    The dream of a people that their fortress secure
    Long live our soviet motherland
    Built by the people's mighty hand
    Long live our people united and free
    Strong in our freindship
    Tried by fire
    Long may our crimson flag inspire
    Shining in glory for on men to see
    Through days dark and stormy great lenin lead us
    Our eyes saw the brightness of freedom above
    And stalin our leader who had faith in people
    Inspired us people to build up the land that we love
    Long live our soviet motherland
    Built by the people's mighty hand
    Long live our people united and free
    Stong in our freindship tried by fire
    Long may our crimson flag inspire
    Shining in glory for all men to see
    We fought for the future destroyed the invaders
    And brought our motherland laurels of fame
    Our glory will live on in the memory of nations
    And all generations will honour her name
    Long live our soviet motherland
    Built by the peoples mighty hand
    Long live our people united and free
    Srong in our friendship tried by fire
    Long may our crimson flag inspire
    Shining in glory for all men to see

    • @etisopporm6969
      @etisopporm6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Areee bas kar bhai
      Paragraph mee tughee 10 me 102 marks##

    • @trevor8273
      @trevor8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally just sang the whole thing

    • @TheTanveerGaming
      @TheTanveerGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boo

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unfunny

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "the great soviet union will live through the ages"
      stop the cap

  • @justdaniel8529
    @justdaniel8529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    3:40 Mr Gorbachev I don’t Feel so good

    • @randomlegocolourgun5875
      @randomlegocolourgun5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was cause by Yetsin
      He is a traitor and he was responsible for dissolving soviet union

    • @theoarlan834
      @theoarlan834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomlegocolourgun5875 Fuck Yeltsin

    • @feds6297
      @feds6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr gorbachev helped with chernobyl

    • @tekmogm5979
      @tekmogm5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is not Mr. Gorbachev.
      He is comrade Gorbachev and it's true.

    • @feds6297
      @feds6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja he'rr.

  • @megamutant4539
    @megamutant4539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    0:12 rip Soviet Union December 1922 - December 1922

    • @armandoplaysandmaps
      @armandoplaysandmaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol nice joke from a mistake

    • @shllakuandi
      @shllakuandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know right lol

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s 1991

    • @quakeknight9680
      @quakeknight9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xDD

    • @Jarvis_923
      @Jarvis_923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MegaMutant453 I mean technically the real Soviet Union died when Lenin died sooooo.......

  • @eaddup8126
    @eaddup8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    3:42 USSR still remains its just Kaliningrad
    𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄?

    • @LuchoCastle_11
      @LuchoCastle_11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The Soviet Union is not dead, it's just called Kaliningrad.

    • @armenpetrosyan6000
      @armenpetrosyan6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it is a bug

    • @TheFlaser
      @TheFlaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Armen Petrosyan USSR bug

    • @ocularzombie6679
      @ocularzombie6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheFlaser mosquito because red blood sucking

    • @jackgadoury52
      @jackgadoury52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Sad Prussian noises*

  • @devyph6310
    @devyph6310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    if the Soviet Union had still existed by now, Communism memes wouldnt exist.
    probably

    • @suckyourmother2939
      @suckyourmother2939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fuck communism the concept has literally killed millions and people make it look like a cool meme today

    • @lmao6762
      @lmao6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i mean, they would probably, china is still communist yet there are a lot of ccp memes

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suckyourmother2939 ikr

    • @yc99official95
      @yc99official95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah they still would thanks to tankie loyalists

    • @eefff7224
      @eefff7224 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      blame its bitchass leader stalin started most if crap and due to it The people died

  • @zacharyneil8274
    @zacharyneil8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Kazakhstan declared independence from the USSR when they where the only country in the USSR

    • @98dayz25
      @98dayz25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really kaliningrad was the last

    • @fspanzer1737
      @fspanzer1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@98dayz25 kaliningrad is part of Russia, that's a map error. When Russia got out of the Soviet Union Kaliningrad should've done too, that's a map error.

    • @98dayz25
      @98dayz25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No re watch the video then you will see

    • @fspanzer1737
      @fspanzer1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@98dayz25 I saw it man, that was a map error, Kaliningrad is part of Russia. When Russia got out of the USSR, Kaliningrad did it too, but the video didn't show it. Do a quick google research

    • @alishershalken1664
      @alishershalken1664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@98dayz25 stupid communist...

  • @RandomLorence
    @RandomLorence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    1917: Russian Revolution
    1922: Establishment of the USSR
    1924: Iosif Stalin Aroses to Power
    1939: Molotov Ribbentrop Pact
    1940: Winter War
    1941: Operation Barbarossa
    1945: The Red Army Takes Berlin
    1949: Comunist Satellites
    1955: Nikita Krushev is the Leader
    1964: Leonid Brezhnev
    1979: Soviet-Afghan War
    1985: Mikhail Gorbachev
    1989: Fall of Comunist Satellites
    1990: The Republics Leave
    1991: Fall of the USSR

    • @cy_wareye7395
      @cy_wareye7395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mikhail Gorbachov - Our hero & Russian/Soviet traitor

    • @el777verg
      @el777verg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1941: Molotovn't ribbentropn't pact

    • @cy_wareye7395
      @cy_wareye7395 ปีที่แล้ว

      Czarnobyl 1986

    • @MrGerman792
      @MrGerman792 ปีที่แล้ว

      USSR escaping in backrooms in level ! For usa USSR:*Falls try* Usa:*jumpscare*

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 ปีที่แล้ว

      1947: Cold War starts

  • @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
    @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    “Russia succedes from the soviet union”
    You dont say.

    • @vladimirlenin5589
      @vladimirlenin5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It makes me sad to see that .

    • @titanusghidorah7964
      @titanusghidorah7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello killer of a million people and berlin walller and commmunist person

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@titanusghidorah7964 hello average Joe on the internet

    • @Кожанаякирка
      @Кожанаякирка 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Что вам надо от нашей россии

    • @sahanakamath1250
      @sahanakamath1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@titanusghidorah7964 Nikita Khrushchev built the Berlin Wall idiot

  • @frenchfatfather
    @frenchfatfather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's hard to believe that at one point in history the soviet union union reached from Busan in South Korea all the way to berlin in Germany

  • @cesarpradesmarcelbermudez5275
    @cesarpradesmarcelbermudez5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    2:58 When everybody is leaving the whatsapp group

  • @miguelcastillo917
    @miguelcastillo917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Lithuania: *breathes*
    USSR: ????
    All the other soviet states: *YEET*

    • @Ajen1
      @Ajen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Daniel-oi2tm good job, what have they done to you exactly?

    • @badboi8245
      @badboi8245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Daniel-oi2tm uno reverse card

    • @megnus3rs
      @megnus3rs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Canadian Mapping GULAG NOW!

    • @KRPTN
      @KRPTN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Daniel-oi2tm same here from georgia

    • @kenjijor
      @kenjijor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ну, дегенераты/русофобы есть везде

  • @realsturms
    @realsturms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    1:18 *Adolf has joined the chat*
    1:25 *Adolf has left the chat*

    • @realsturms
      @realsturms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@TrevorGunderson no shit

    • @Tommy-tq9dw
      @Tommy-tq9dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHHANAHAHAHAHA

    • @therapperpig5474
      @therapperpig5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      an angry man with a silly mustache*

    • @zxhypnos7630
      @zxhypnos7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The singing Pig oversimplified lmaooo

    • @RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing
      @RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@therapperpig5474 u forgot to add short

  • @Zoomer_Boi
    @Zoomer_Boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:55 the last leader of the Soviet Union is dead RIP Gorbachev 1931-2022

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good!

    • @ДмитрийКуприянов-м8ж
      @ДмитрийКуприянов-м8ж 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      burn in hell for this traitor, eternal shame

    • @jackb7620
      @jackb7620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rlm2933 Gorbachev was the first leader of the soviet union to allow freedom of speech and member states to declare independence! That's mainly the reason the Soviet Union fell, but he is by no means a bad guy.
      I can recommend oversimplifieds video regarding that topic, if you are interested! I think it is the one about the cold war

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackb7620 I think you’re forgetting the fact that he was a stalinist and Leninist, given the current state of the soviet union by the time he went into office, the soviet union was already collapsing, He had NO CHOICE, I bet you he would have done the same thing as all the corrupt soviet leaders would have done if the state wasn’t collapsing on its own, Plus my sources are checked in his own book.

    • @shubhnamdeo2865
      @shubhnamdeo2865 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jackb7620 He didn't allow the member states to leave, he was stabbed in the back by the Separatists whom he once trusted as colleagues. He wanted a free-er USSR because the country was plagued by corruption and inefficiencies since the '80s, but he didn't want a break-up.

  • @gtworldzhd4137
    @gtworldzhd4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    How can we ignore the fact that Kaliningrad is still the USSR

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SOYUZ NEVUSHINMY RESPUBLIK SBVODINK SPATILA NAVEKI VEKAYA RUS

    • @IqmalAziz
      @IqmalAziz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spatula

    • @doggo9947
      @doggo9947 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kathzan wait i was tanking an dunp

  • @whitelightalt5381
    @whitelightalt5381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    1:32 that's a lot of land...

    • @mobilecyclop7329
      @mobilecyclop7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LightDoesStuff :P :( poor Russia

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The Mongol empire: Red edition

    • @CheddarMannn
      @CheddarMannn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mobilecyclop7329 Why poor? Cuz they taken a half of Europe for themselves?

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mobile Cyclop why poor russia

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LightDoesStuff :P not enough

  • @AbdulKarim-lu8zw
    @AbdulKarim-lu8zw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    poland : *exist
    Nazi german : prepare for trouble
    USSR : and make it double

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmfao

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The USSR only took lands they previously owned that were taken from them by Poland

    • @Boooooooooo541
      @Boooooooooo541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Hdusiekwbshsjs shut up dumbass. Your just trying to justify how bad the USSR really was

    • @Blyskawic4
      @Blyskawic4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@theworldoverheavan560 Polish Jew? Thats not nice.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ben A.
      The USSR was mostly good.

  • @Syrupium
    @Syrupium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Russia: leaves the party
    Kazakstan: Uhh... I guess I own this place now
    Kaliningrad: They called me a mad man

  • @aristo0448
    @aristo0448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I am not crying...
    Something got in my eye

    • @Akaseries
      @Akaseries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We are not crying...
      Something got in our eyes

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Good because, if your not, TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!*

    • @darkminister1503
      @darkminister1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're crying for who depopulated Afghanistan.

    • @armandoplaysandmaps
      @armandoplaysandmaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@basil9973 gulag fuck

  • @DeathcastGaming
    @DeathcastGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    3:00 look how they massacred my boy

    • @drwilson6999
      @drwilson6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OUR boy

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look how *WE* massicared *OUR* boy.

    • @french-bibox5496
      @french-bibox5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Minecraft Veteran Goulag for US assholes

    • @Four-of-aKind
      @Four-of-aKind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@french-bibox5496 gulag for you for not spelling "gulag" right

    • @french-bibox5496
      @french-bibox5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comrade I'm French and It's our autocorrector

  • @deet0109mapping
    @deet0109mapping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I believe Mongolia stopped being a USSR satellite in 1990, but I could be wrong.

    • @user-vk3bb5wb1b
      @user-vk3bb5wb1b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes. And declared democracy!

    • @leomagnusson5254
      @leomagnusson5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mongolia became a democracy in 1992

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s still a Russian satellite state even today. It’s a buffer state against China

  • @thefieldmarshal8682
    @thefieldmarshal8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When asked how much land it wanted to liberate from the Nazis, the Soviet Union replied with a simple, “Yes.”

    • @RUSTA5
      @RUSTA5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And 2022 here we go again 🤣🇷🇺❤️

    • @denisk3646
      @denisk3646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RUSTA5 and 2022 Russia must first liberate itself from nazism

    • @nibeldougebagr7153
      @nibeldougebagr7153 ปีที่แล้ว

      The USSR literally helped the Nazi rise to power and take over Poland.

  • @georgeloukas7
    @georgeloukas7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    2010: Mongolia won the Eurovision Song Contest

    • @estunpul
      @estunpul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your name

    • @Max_-il7ki
      @Max_-il7ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool profile pic

    • @mrramdom4406
      @mrramdom4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It did?

    • @mrramdom4406
      @mrramdom4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Had to search that up lol it was Germany

    • @Comrade_Odysseas
      @Comrade_Odysseas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrramdom4406 he is Greek

  • @darioisakovic7802
    @darioisakovic7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:52
    Gorbachev resigned on the 25th of December. The Soviet Union stopped existing a day later, on the 26th of December, not on the same day

    • @christophermbolinanipower1667
      @christophermbolinanipower1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dario Isaković You’re right. It was the Council of the Republics (The Soviet of Nationalities) who vites themselves and the Soviet Union out of existence on December 26th 1991. That was the true date of the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christophermbolinanipower1667 exactly at 69 years

    • @Namedoesnotmatter4
      @Namedoesnotmatter4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gorbachev was sellout to Americans

  • @ashwolfdude_yt7766
    @ashwolfdude_yt7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    3:35 This is good tune of fall of a empire

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not an empire. Not an official one anyway.

    • @M-a-r-c
      @M-a-r-c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it is an empire for some reason
      they have anything criteria of empires

    • @muddledlion9593
      @muddledlion9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Deadman TV stop

    • @coltentucker8851
      @coltentucker8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Deadman TV democracy has just as much corruption as communism my main man

    • @coltentucker8851
      @coltentucker8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Deadman TV I’m still in middle school buddy

  • @sigh7731
    @sigh7731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage

  • @olidojosephd.9054
    @olidojosephd.9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    There are *2 things* that come in my *mind* :
    A *non-Kazakh (Gorbachev)* ruled the *Kazakh SSR* for *4 days* .
    OR
    A *Kazakh (Nazarbayev)* ruled the *USSR* for *4 days* .
    Hoping *people* could see my *comment* . 😊😊😊

    • @anshikashukla405
      @anshikashukla405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @youtubetroller2451
      @youtubetroller2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just promoting your comment for likes, pathetic

    • @Aslanproo
      @Aslanproo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russia stole the land of Kazakhstan and gave to neighboring countries and also to itself😭🤧

  • @hanialturk5981
    @hanialturk5981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I have to say Russia has the best national anthem I have heard

  • @peeper2070
    @peeper2070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Look at how they massacred my boy

  • @rollinontheboard
    @rollinontheboard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R.I.P. Channel. (really appreciate the bio!!)

  • @MuhammadAhmed-yy9es
    @MuhammadAhmed-yy9es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    1:22 - November 1942 when Moscow was almost about to fall. But USSR fought back dramatically.

    • @williamsantos9471
      @williamsantos9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      October 1941*, after 1941 the Axis started focusing on occuping the Caucasus

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They wouldn't even surrender even if Moscow falls, they still got the Caucasus and a vast land filled with soldiers

    • @turkiyett0928
      @turkiyett0928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:20 Moscow

    • @paradoxicalpotato8927
      @paradoxicalpotato8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wINteR iS coMmING

    • @nopallajaabro
      @nopallajaabro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paradoxicalpotato8927 LOL

  • @bucky822
    @bucky822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    3:27 Putin: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

  • @Leo-cg9fv
    @Leo-cg9fv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Teacher: where is Italy?
    Me: points Europe.
    Teacher: Where is Japan?
    Me: points Asia.
    Teacher: where is the USSR?
    Me: in my heart

  • @MrLurkingShadows
    @MrLurkingShadows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:13
    "From its foundation in December 1922 until its collapsing in December 1922."
    Well they didn't last long did they

  • @mimihw
    @mimihw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    3:41
    Kaliningrad:Well Kazakhstan, everyone is gone, and we are alone
    Kazakhstan: **Left**
    Kaliningrad: Everyone went and left me alone

    • @ethandoll9877
      @ethandoll9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I AM USSR. -Kaliningrad, 1991-present

    • @calebcorrea7556
      @calebcorrea7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethandoll9877 nope it joined Russia right after the video ended

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole idea of communist utopia / soviet union was Russia’s idea. Damn they’re not even the last one to leave.

  • @truckjumperdude
    @truckjumperdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    0:12 i didn't know that the USSR existed for less than a month

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:12 Stalin slowly cries inside

  • @saobaomenace
    @saobaomenace ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:19 Vladimir Lenin
    0:23 Joseph Stalin
    1:56 Georgey Malenkov
    2:02 Nikitia Khrushehev
    2:33 Leonid Brezhnez
    2:47 Yuri Andropov
    2:51 Konstantin Chernenko
    2:55 Mikhail Gorbachev

  • @Awakeningspirit20
    @Awakeningspirit20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Great video! I feel like it would have been an incredible experience to have visited the USSR and Eastern Bloc. But I wasn't even alive during their existence. I'm proud to have Lithuanian heritage though, they truly made history.

  • @notzeow2016
    @notzeow2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    NICHOLAS II: MR Lenin i dont feel so good
    NICHOLAS II: diseapers
    LENIN: FOR LAND AND BREAD

    • @giovanicampanini189
      @giovanicampanini189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bread? What is that

    • @giovanicampanini189
      @giovanicampanini189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is some kind of gun or vodka,maybe is a new car made by Lada

    • @ussrsovietunion5561
      @ussrsovietunion5561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great High Ground bread is when in the USSR food is low for the people and there is peace

  • @JustYourAverageRetro
    @JustYourAverageRetro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    lol, you forgot to uncolor the kaliningra oblast.

    • @termymc
      @termymc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is a Soviet rump state? :D xD

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is still U.S.S.R. , Like Kazakhstan from 12 December 1991 to 16 December 1991.
      And from 16 December to Christmas where is the last U.S.S.R. land? Kaliningrad!

    • @termymc
      @termymc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stalin The Kremlin was the last territory of the U.S.S.R.

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Termy_ I don't care, Kaliningrad was the last true land of U.S.S.R! (If it is still colored like the Soviet Union there will be a reason)

    • @termymc
      @termymc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stalin THE KREMLIN IS THE LAST TRUE SOVIET LAND! :P

  • @imanijaldinhartsough1342
    @imanijaldinhartsough1342 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you! This looks like it took a lot of work.

  • @skilllost9584
    @skilllost9584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I proud of you kaliningrad but in the end U.S.S.R still dead

    • @kxloux8466
      @kxloux8466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why are you supporting one of the most ruthless Dictatorships to have ever existed?

    • @gamlielabdar3398
      @gamlielabdar3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kxloux8466 bcoz theyre still better than these leftists we have nowadays

    • @KRPTN
      @KRPTN 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean like fuck the communism but you guys are still better than sjws

    • @aminazman9311
      @aminazman9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      China, today's biggest communist country had the most supercomputer in the world and an emerging superpower. Imagine if USSR still lives, we'll have smartphone and laptop made by Soviets.

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kxloux
      British Empire laughing in the distance

  • @Jefferson5020
    @Jefferson5020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    *_Kazakhstan is Best Stan_*

    • @OK-nd4jk
      @OK-nd4jk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My parents born in Kazakhstan and its very, very nice there.

    • @mateo5198
      @mateo5198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes and afghanistan the badest for me

    • @EthanBoBethan
      @EthanBoBethan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all other countries are run by little girls

    • @kom1i
      @kom1i 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      uzbekistan is better

    • @azat9068
      @azat9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kom1i чём?

  • @butteryspirit3336
    @butteryspirit3336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The introduction says " from its foundation in December 1922 until it's collapsing in December 1922." Shouldn't it be 1991?

    • @KheyPard
      @KheyPard  7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes it should.
      That was a mistake from me.

    • @butteryspirit3336
      @butteryspirit3336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Khey Pard it's ok, everyone makes mistakes from time to time

    • @mighelcrafter4426
      @mighelcrafter4426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Khey Pard Yeah... She fall in only one month (joke)

    • @backtothefutureman1
      @backtothefutureman1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khey Pard it is pretty funny

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How the fuck could you make such a epic mistake in a video about the 'History of the Soviet Union"? I mean, it's just mindblowing. You put in all that effort in the graphics and yet you couldn't type in four numbers correctly.

  • @jellyfoundation5134
    @jellyfoundation5134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kid:falls-
    Mom: it's a scratch
    The scratch: 3:46

  • @Angyes
    @Angyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    1:40 sad version of the USSR anthem
    We’re crying now

    • @LilWvyX
      @LilWvyX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *WE'RE CRYING*

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As Pewdiepie once said
      "No I'm not crying shut up. We are."

    • @titanusghidorah7964
      @titanusghidorah7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not it's just not with words

    • @titanusghidorah7964
      @titanusghidorah7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I like it

    • @stuffinanutshell9418
      @stuffinanutshell9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@titanusghidorah7964 you are accuse of anti-soviet behavior the court finds you guilty and sentence you gulag

  • @exoteric_bb
    @exoteric_bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This is basically a discord server. Everyone joins, and after a while, everyone leaves.

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Lenin: I have destroyed an entire empire!
    Stalin: And I have built a new one.
    Lenin: (leaves the chat)

    • @jfjxjjrkks5868
      @jfjxjjrkks5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lenin R.I.P 1926

    • @christophermbolinanipower1667
      @christophermbolinanipower1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mr_TAker THE GAME BLOCK STRIKE PLAY *1924

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kinda disapointing, I really wonder sometimes how different the ussr would be with lenning instead of stalin

    • @Shantykoff
      @Shantykoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Zen-rw2fz it would be the same, maybe different after WW2 if Lenin would have live longer than Stalin.

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Shantykoff I doubt that, I'm convinced that he atleast wouldn't have purged the anarchists like stalin did.

  • @byrontheluigifan72
    @byrontheluigifan72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The Soviet Union may have fallen, but it hasn’t fallen in our hearts.

    • @rtixboi
      @rtixboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      your probably aren’t from or were alive when it collapsed

    • @byrontheluigifan72
      @byrontheluigifan72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rtixboi well, as a Slavic, it bassicly saved OUR lives from the n@z!$

    • @comrade_aryan
      @comrade_aryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No USSR has never fallen! It's still here, it's just western conspiracy against us to believe socialism has ended! While in reality it hasn't!

    • @Triskelion345
      @Triskelion345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best wishes to the remaining communist states

    • @comrade_aryan
      @comrade_aryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Triskelion345 there was no Communist state ever comrade. We only have socialist states left(that too very few)

  • @valesomejoio
    @valesomejoio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Stalin drinking at the end is too painful... :((( I can't hold my tears

    • @abenubilous437
      @abenubilous437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What was he drinking ??

    • @the_forbidden_sock_7100
      @the_forbidden_sock_7100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thing he was doing whiskey or beer but I really don’t know

    • @josephstalin2173
      @josephstalin2173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@abenubilous437 vodka :)

    • @abenubilous437
      @abenubilous437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it's Poison
      O Hello Joseph Stalin! Aren't you dead ??
      That means I am meeting the ghost of Joseph Stalin

    • @canyonbruce8525
      @canyonbruce8525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes vodka

  • @zoorozuya
    @zoorozuya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The Soviet Union lasted for exactly 69 years
    nice.
    Edit: Kazakhstan was technically the Soviet Union for 4 days so, the Soviet Union actually lasted for 69 years.

    • @basemrab3028
      @basemrab3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      seks number

    • @Rishi123456789
      @Rishi123456789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      >69
      kek
      No, seriously though, it lasted for 74 years if you count the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic (which was created in 1917).

    • @asimapadhy4982
      @asimapadhy4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D A V I E
      Practice 69 hours a day
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    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boris Yeltsin: LETS CRUSH THE UNION 4 DAYS AFTER 69 YEARS

    • @vladimirilyichulyanov3808
      @vladimirilyichulyanov3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blyat

  • @stephenfisher5129
    @stephenfisher5129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Im So Glad That You Made A USSR History With 2 Correct Diffrent Flags!!!! :D

  • @NiteStorm324
    @NiteStorm324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:26 nice soviet sea(Caspian)

  • @evncr7132
    @evncr7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Stalin in the end was like “damn that’s good”😂

    • @thebakersbaker4724
      @thebakersbaker4724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine that you are the ghost of Stalin seeing the ussr fall. That would be tough

    • @person8574
      @person8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebakersbaker4724 cry_about_it.gif

  • @CannedBread-mz2tx
    @CannedBread-mz2tx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When Russia secedes from the Soviet Union before Kazakhstan does...
    Kazakhstan: “Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.”
    (Sorry I’m beating a very dead horse)

  • @paolodivittorio
    @paolodivittorio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    3:41 KALININGRAD - what's up?

    • @awesomepotatoes540
      @awesomepotatoes540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Павел Кривуля I know right?

    • @paolodivittorio
      @paolodivittorio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rot Kalininsberg ))

    • @thegallus--3556
      @thegallus--3556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Павел Кривуля Königsgrad.

    • @80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80
      @80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kazakh

    • @bbenjoe
      @bbenjoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Some Asian Kid That Loves Aviation Dude, don't mix it with Stalingrad. Stalingrad is where the big battle was in 1942-1943, Kaliningrad is the former Königsberg. It's above Poland, on the Baltic shore.

  • @tehepicnoob6214
    @tehepicnoob6214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did anyone notice that Kaliningrad is still red?
    (Same color as the Soviet Union was)

  • @vaynervayner387
    @vaynervayner387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Lithuania: I want to leave.
    Other countries: No, WE want to leave.

  • @Stopitpls
    @Stopitpls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:00
    I can’t watch this without a tear falling down my cheek

    • @allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641
      @allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well then i agree woth your name.
      (Hands off keyboards now, brave warriors, tis was but a joke!)

    • @Drannn54
      @Drannn54 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a disappointment to my parents why? Its good damn

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing is sad about this, its actually good

    • @warpoverdrivu6900
      @warpoverdrivu6900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emilisusas1254 heil markets!!!! Heil neoliberalism!!!! Heil 7 million dead in the wake of capitalism!!! Is that what your saying?

  • @Lara-fx4ex
    @Lara-fx4ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great video! Only one mistake at the beginning 0:12 the date of final dissolution of the Soviet Union , which is already clarified at the end.

  • @bakburascokomelli4274
    @bakburascokomelli4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every country: *Leaves the USSR*
    Mongolia: *Becomes a lake*

  • @laz6578
    @laz6578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    3:45
    Top 10 saddest anime deaths

  • @coon199
    @coon199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    4:02
    Nobody:
    Moms after a day at work

    • @helpmewtfisthat1561
      @helpmewtfisthat1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vel6328 lol what🤣. I am from russia this is fake🤣🤣🤣

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpmewtfisthat1561 no don't
      Lie to me :'(

    • @SantiagoP.2006
      @SantiagoP.2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpmewtfisthat1561 my parients called it motherland .-.

    • @helpmewtfisthat1561
      @helpmewtfisthat1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SantiagoP.2006 i talk with 120 person about it and nobody say that

    • @SantiagoP.2006
      @SantiagoP.2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpmewtfisthat1561 ... mabe they didnt but mabe politics said ussr motherland, i guess

  • @xavi123ify
    @xavi123ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Kazakhstan is like the guy who didn’t create the group on WhatsApp but still stays till everyone has left the chat

    • @ollibon
      @ollibon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And becomes an administrator

  • @ethandevilla9164
    @ethandevilla9164 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:12 there is a mistake, it's supposed to be December 1922 - 1991, not December 1922 - 1922.

  • @mrsponkman
    @mrsponkman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Russia: Decides to leave the USSR
    Kaliningrad: No, no I don't think I will

    • @milliyetcikopek4986
      @milliyetcikopek4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      :)

    • @alladinchiiikkk
      @alladinchiiikkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaliningrad is part of Russia

    • @vympel-trympel3283
      @vympel-trympel3283 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alladinchiiikkk Kaliningrad is Poland

    • @alladinchiiikkk
      @alladinchiiikkk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vympel-trympel3283 No, you should go and learn geography. Kaliningrad is a part of Russia.

  • @josephstalin8513
    @josephstalin8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The good ol' days

    • @Feday1
      @Feday1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did you give nakhijevan and karabakh to Azerbaijan and just die and leave us in this mess?

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Feday1 He did a little trolling…
      ;)

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Feday1 he just saw the future with Gorbachev and died from stroke. I mean it's hard to do something if you are paralised and you forgot again to execute Beria

    • @ryo1ymz
      @ryo1ymz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👴👴👴👴👴👴

  • @arthurastoury2131
    @arthurastoury2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:57 goodbye old friend

  • @BrianLyons315
    @BrianLyons315 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:45 But then, Brezhnev got really old and died, and was replaced by this guy who was really old and died, and was replaced by this guy who was really old and died, and he was replaced by Mikhail Gorbachev.