I really love dogs, but not when they injure someone, I'm attorney Edgar Snyder, if your child or someone you know has been injured by a dog, call my law firm first for a free telephone consultation
The funny part about Ashley Madison is that at one point, most of the female profiles were bots, and somehow a bunch of the female bots ended up messaging each other instead of the male users.
Not so fun fact: The Alton Smiler coaster featured in the first commercial actually had an awful crash in the summer of 2015 that required two people to have amputated legs. It also already had some serious issues leading up to that event. Who knew: a cursed commercial for a cursed coaster!
Actually, as far as I’m aware, the ride didn’t have any issues leading up to the crash. The ride was running perfectly fine that day. The crash was unfortunately caused by human error and could have easily been avoided. The system sensed that another car was on the track, which automatically stopped the car with the riders. However, the ride operator was unaware of the other car and overrided the system, believing it was an error. Obviously this led to the full car continuing on the track, where it eventually collided with the other car.
We had something similar to Ashley Madison in the Netherlands, called "Second Love". And the ads surprisingly ran during daytime. Actively not only promoting, but advertising cheating. Incredibly stupid!
8:39 why did that woman have to crawl out the window to get away from the dog? There clearly was other ways she could have escaped considering that it looked like she was in a studio or something lol
The Smiler not only had a cursed theme (that people are being brainwashed into blissful compliance) and a cursed commercial (In the Hall of the Mountain King is Alton Towers’s theme but makes that ad extra weird), there was a pretty gruesome accident on the ride itself a couple years after it opened
@@Hi-hb4zk that's the name of the roller coaster from the first commercial. It's known as the first infinty coaster and has 14 inversions. But due to how the ride was built, it had a lot of issues.
The crash WAS human error, I think it’s important to note. The ride ops ran it when the computer was telling them not to, high winds and another car stopped on the track. The park handled it with grace as well, they paid reparations without complaint. It’s really a shame that the media jumped on it and demonized the ride. Of course it’s horrible that the accident occurred, but the ride is safe. Also the real cursed commercials are the “Smile Always” series. I’ll never forget the grin on Miles Cedars’s face… I’m still a big fan of it!
Yep, and it's sad so much core theming was removed. I mostly learned about this ride due to a couple of TH-cam videos from roller coaster channels (cause I live in the USA) but I still find the ride fascinating all the same.
I feel like the gum on the ceiling analogy is a subtle call for help Chad's been stuck in this cursed castle for ages but no one has done anything to help get him out though not sure what he wants us to do, I don't think many people have access to a spell book
Every time there's a throwback to "HOOT WIRELESS" I lose my mind. Mostly because I have been conditioned into hearing it in my head at the end of every clip 😂
I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but I think nearly all of Skittles' modern commercials are cursed. Also, Chad's edit of the "IHOb" commercial got a good laugh out of me.
I'm so glad I started yelling "WHAT IS THIS?" at the Sonic Progressive commercial. I was also half expecting the guy to break through the wall at the end of that IHOB commercial.
For those who dont know about the product with Desmond the Dog, Lucozade is a sports drink in the UK, think of it like the British Gatorade. Also, it definitely should not be given to dogs.
Kid: has his hands and feet switched The wrestlers in the background: Oh no! _Anyway_ If I had a nickel, for everytime Chadtronic reviewed the Progressive Sonic commercial, I'd have two nickels!
The Skechers commercial just yote me back to like 2006 when all the kids' Skechers had gimmicks and cartoon superheroes. I remember whenever my brother and I would go shopping for new shoes, we'd raid all the Skechers boxes and read the comics books inside. Ah, memories.
@@sky-sx5gt Yeah, they actually had little comic books included in their shoeboxes. I remember one that had these little toy guys that came to life and had some Toy Story-esque adventure to their owner at school.
Same! That commercial was like...instant nostalgia 😂, also, I KNEW THERE WERE COMIC BOOKS but nobody else I know remembers them! I thought I had dreamed them tbh
Wraps and the gum-chewing scene just about killed me from laughter, seriously, I have tears running down my face. I have not laughed that hard in a while. Thank you Uncle Chad.
2:45 yeah the coaster sedating (or being "corrected" as the ride itself puts it) is bassicly the theme of the coaster, that is gas is laughing gas, there's hypno spirals and maniacal laughs all around, so yeah the actual ride is almost as cursed as that commercial
Someone who looks like Chris Pratt singing about looking for someone who isn't his wife is pretty fitting and yup, unfortunately, Ashley Madison is not only a real thing, it's also CANADIAN! Bet you weren't expecting that
I remember when that entire site was datamined by a bunch of hackers and all the people having affair's information there was leaked on 4chan I remember a shitton of small politicians were outed aswell as the dad from 18 kids and counting lol
The property I live on was once owned by the Pillsbury family, and some people have admitted that the house seems spooky and maybe cursed. I frequently tell people that my house is haunted by the ghost of the Dough Boy.
@Rimone Media Correct; the original Charley Chimps were *_wind-up toys;_* the more expensive models had *_separate winding keys that could be used interchangeably_* and were somewhat easily replaceable.
Wow. That Sketchers commercial was a blast to the past for me. After watching this I’m ready to check out the commercial where the Pillsbury Doughboy meets his demise. I was really shocked when Chad said it was a real commercial.
11:51 duude, when i was a kid and saw toy story 4 in the theaters and saw that awful symbol monkey i caused such a huge scene, i was so scared and had to be taken out of the theater cause i wouldn't stop screaming, and this reawakened that fear. this one is somehow worse though.
8:39 this one was almost a blessing to watch for like 15 seconds There's something nostalgic about a nice sounding narrator singing a script to a wooden puppet show
If your injury lawyer's commercial is a play on ambulance chasing, an old thing that had to be BANNED because it was dangerous for everybody, he's not a good lawyer.
"I really love dogs, but not when the injure someone" *Puts that same dog down after picking it up, so it can escape and cause more damage* Imagine if that worked on more than just dogs. A policeman picks up a criminal for 2 seconds and they stop doing crime forever! :D
I remember that Airators ad being on all the time when watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid, I had completely forgotten about it but the instant it showed up I had a wave of weird commercial nostalgia XD
R.I.P pilsbury dough 1982-1871 15:16 Why it's cursed It starts off similar to Pillsbury's classic Doughboy commercials but then takes a dark turn. Also because of the sight of the iconic Poppin' Fresh being tortured/murdered!
The real answer is probably just because we're all conditioned from a very young age to associate Velcro on shoes to being "a baby", and everyone just goes with it. At some point, we as a society decided that Velcro is only acceptable on shoes if you are a young child, a senior citizen, or someone with a physical or mental disability. Essentially if you have the ability to tie your shoes without much difficulty, the world has decided that's what you should do. I absolutely agree with you, though. One of my favorite pairs of shoes I ever had (and probably the one I wore for the longest) were a pair of skate shoes with a single Velcro strap at the top, and laces underneath. I was able to just lace it to a medium comfort level so I could slip them on or off, and then used the Velcro strap to get them as tight as I needed.
Never in my life did I think if see someone reacting to the smiler coaster commercial like that. To answer the random question he posed, in the lore of the smiler(yes there's lore. Most Alton Towers rides have lore) in a sense they are. But to be exact, they are being brainwashed or "marmalized" as they used to call it before the accident in 2015 happened.
@@frostedfirefly From what I remember, There was miscommunication between two departments that ran the Coaster which lead to a serious human error. Due to demand on the day, an extra cart was added to the tracks but no-one told the operator. And when said cart failed to complete one of the inversions (it was really windy that day so the ride shouldn't have been operating at full capacity) the automatic safety system stopped the ride. However, the operator thought it was an error since he could see all 4 carts (not knowing there was a 5th one) elsewhere on the tracks to where the system said the obstruction was. So, thinking it was an error, he called a technician to override the system which then lead to 2 carts colliding. Nobody was killed, but there were some serious injuries.
ikr?? i cant believe that this happened, it's horrifying AND it's awesome! like it makes what happened to him in Family Guy look wholesome and less cruel.
Sure, but shouldn't that be applied to the word "Ambulance" instead of the "B-12" identifier? Not to mention that looks like it's on the rear, where no driver would normally see it in their mirror.
Love the long running gag of *H o o t W i r e l e s s* continuing Also, that wasn’t the first time the Got Milk campaign did a brilliantly cursed take on a food mascot, as they did one with the Trix Rabbit as well.
Funny thing about the smiler is uh there’s a plot to the rollercoaster and yes people in the lore are being sedated to be happy in a dystopian future but most of the lore elements from the roller coaster have been removed due to the few freak accidents that have happened
That rollercoaster does actually gas you, or at least did at the time - it would spray laughing gas at you at some point in the track. Oh, and as some people have already said, it caused two passengers to need leg amputations in 2015.
Ah, a fellow MST3K fan I see. I knew Brutalmoose was a fan of it, he actually owns an exclusive Season 11 Kickstarter mug & it's seen a couple times in his videos. I hope he showed Chad!
2:19 Wow, this commercial is so creepy! 7:37 The dog looks horrifying in this ad! 8:36 I do not know about this one, It’s just, too sexualized 14:47 This commercial… is kinda disturbing
I saw that got milk commercial a few years ago at a party with my cousins. I don’t even remember what channel we were on, we thought it was a normal commercial. My mom had to come in to calm us down
whoa!! big thrill seeing a mike slocumb ad in one of these. guy’s commercials get pretty dang nuts like most lawyer ads, would totally like to see you react to some more chad!
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Pillsbury the delicious? No, I thought not. It's not a recipe the Jedi would share with you. Darth Pillsbury was a Sith lord that became so powerful so wise and so delicious, that he could influence the yeast to create... dough and started the saying “come to the dark side we have cookies.”
0:33 Something like that happened in my school years, this guy had a peanut butter sandwich that was sitting a few chairs away from me and he found it funny to throw it around in the school canteen, it stuck on the wall because of it, and I have no idea what the time frame is but I can tell you, nobody cleaned it up for weeks, maybe even months...and I could NOT unsee it anymore when they finally did remove it.
God that Sonic Progressive one brought back memories for me. I remember seeing it for the first time in a hotel room and I thought it was cool! Probably because I was 7 and a huge sonic fan.
The ringtone mouse made me rediscover memories of great times The mouse says "I won't leave you alone, you beautiful big mouse (topolona Is often used as a pet name for women). Mamma mia (we all know what mamma mia means) you're so sexy"
I very faintly remember going to the store with my mother or grandparents as a kid and they had these machines with the Pillsbury Dough Boy on there. Something about how if you poke them you’d hear it laugh.
I really love dogs, but not when they injure someone, I'm attorney Edgar Snyder, if your child or someone you know has been injured by a dog, call my law firm first for a free telephone consultation
Thanks for the advice kind sir 😌
My cousins have each puppy instead of dogs.
yes ty
@Chadtronic
I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT TOY AT 11:50!
I like how you give Desmond a 7, even though he straight up made a woman go to the hospital by ripping her skin
The funny part about Ashley Madison is that at one point, most of the female profiles were bots, and somehow a bunch of the female bots ended up messaging each other instead of the male users.
So, the female bots were messaging each other. Would that make them sext bots?
Wow
The WLW bot romance story we never needed, but got anyway.
Lesbian robots
Bots are sexier than cheaters anyway.
Fun fact: The Ashley Madison website got hacked and the hacker leaked a ton of names of men who had profiles on the site.
Can't say they didn’t deserve it, honestly. That's what they get for cheating.
Chad hackers be like :
i remember that story making national news when it happened!
good - cheaters are scum, if you want multiple partners go poly.. otherwise you deserve what you get
I bet there was mass divorce.
The Smiler ad is even more cursed when you know about the ride’s accident history…
and you consider its overall theme of cult-like brainwashing haha
HOLD UP-
I remember the accidents a lot every time people react to the smiler advert lol
😢
Not so fun fact: The Alton Smiler coaster featured in the first commercial actually had an awful crash in the summer of 2015 that required two people to have amputated legs. It also already had some serious issues leading up to that event.
Who knew: a cursed commercial for a cursed coaster!
Neat! _snaps picture_
Actually, as far as I’m aware, the ride didn’t have any issues leading up to the crash. The ride was running perfectly fine that day. The crash was unfortunately caused by human error and could have easily been avoided. The system sensed that another car was on the track, which automatically stopped the car with the riders. However, the ride operator was unaware of the other car and overrided the system, believing it was an error. Obviously this led to the full car continuing on the track, where it eventually collided with the other car.
They even used the accident for publicity as soon as it opened up again!
This is why I don’t go on the smiler. Also because I’m probably too small to ride since I’m 5”1
Even more cursed is the fact that the ride has a 'mind control' theme.
We had something similar to Ashley Madison in the Netherlands, called "Second Love". And the ads surprisingly ran during daytime. Actively not only promoting, but advertising cheating. Incredibly stupid!
Love how innocent ol' Chad has never heard of Ashley Madison before. Bless his soul.
I still wish I knew it never existed
I was thinking the exact same thing.
This hurts knowing it exists
@@Oddball_Rolling Same like WTF
I only heard about it when the dataleaks happened years ago. All those cheating husbands outed like that was exceptionally funny.
I love how the last commercial didn't even get a rating, just a 'Chad Improved Your Ad out of 10'.
The International house of burgers one
Now that's a perfect 10/10 cursed commercial
Character dies the horrible way possible and never shows up again
Unlike the Peanut commercial.
Geico: That's where you're wrong, kiddo!
8:39 why did that woman have to crawl out the window to get away from the dog? There clearly was other ways she could have escaped considering that it looked like she was in a studio or something lol
especially for this! 9:14 🤣
Bro she looked like she was gonna abandon her dog
The Smiler not only had a cursed theme (that people are being brainwashed into blissful compliance) and a cursed commercial (In the Hall of the Mountain King is Alton Towers’s theme but makes that ad extra weird), there was a pretty gruesome accident on the ride itself a couple years after it opened
Yeah. It's sad that the accident happened and most of the theming was removed due to the accident.
The smiler? (Never mind you don't have to answer.)
@@Hi-hb4zk that's the name of the roller coaster from the first commercial. It's known as the first infinty coaster and has 14 inversions. But due to how the ride was built, it had a lot of issues.
The crash WAS human error, I think it’s important to note. The ride ops ran it when the computer was telling them not to, high winds and another car stopped on the track. The park handled it with grace as well, they paid reparations without complaint.
It’s really a shame that the media jumped on it and demonized the ride. Of course it’s horrible that the accident occurred, but the ride is safe.
Also the real cursed commercials are the “Smile Always” series. I’ll never forget the grin on Miles Cedars’s face…
I’m still a big fan of it!
Yep, and it's sad so much core theming was removed. I mostly learned about this ride due to a couple of TH-cam videos from roller coaster channels (cause I live in the USA) but I still find the ride fascinating all the same.
I feel like the gum on the ceiling analogy is a subtle call for help
Chad's been stuck in this cursed castle for ages but no one has done anything to help get him out
though not sure what he wants us to do, I don't think many people have access to a spell book
Every time there's a throwback to "HOOT WIRELESS" I lose my mind. Mostly because I have been conditioned into hearing it in my head at the end of every clip 😂
same
dont you mean Hoot Wyless
@@Sammyyaam *H O O T W Y L E S S*
it's been the 500th time I've heard "Hoot Wireless" and I think I can taste colors now
it was an unexpected suprise for me
I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but I think nearly all of Skittles' modern commercials are cursed. Also, Chad's edit of the "IHOb" commercial got a good laugh out of me.
Just one dead dude and the other dude kept on grilling.
2:12 Alton Towers
3:01 Ashley Madison
4:14 Plant Simulator
5:01 Progressive
6:00 Skechers
6:45 Capri-Sun (again)
7:36 Edgar Snyder & Associates
8:39 Luzocade NRG
9:56 Skittles (again x2)
10:43 The Mike Slocumb Law Firm
11:50 Charley The Chimp
13:11 Vodafone
13:44 Bryant
14:42 Pillsbury + got milk?
15:59 IHOP (again)
Thanks
Thanks
thanks
I know alton towers
13:44
I'm so glad I started yelling "WHAT IS THIS?" at the Sonic Progressive commercial.
I was also half expecting the guy to break through the wall at the end of that IHOB commercial.
For those who dont know about the product with Desmond the Dog, Lucozade is a sports drink in the UK, think of it like the British Gatorade. Also, it definitely should not be given to dogs.
The NRG drink also, as far as I know, hasn't existed for years.
I only know it because of the Lara Croft Lucozade ads.
@@AtlasBlizzard ironically I first knew about them from the Lara ads also but I did try some of it.
Actually the ad discourages you from feeding it to dogs.
@@boneappleyee8356 Really? I didn't see a disclaimer in the ad
Kid: has his hands and feet switched
The wrestlers in the background: Oh no! _Anyway_
If I had a nickel, for everytime Chadtronic reviewed the Progressive Sonic commercial, I'd have two nickels!
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
That's not a lot bit it's strange it happened twice
@@kassidyryzer2909 lot bit
The Skechers commercial just yote me back to like 2006 when all the kids' Skechers had gimmicks and cartoon superheroes. I remember whenever my brother and I would go shopping for new shoes, we'd raid all the Skechers boxes and read the comics books inside. Ah, memories.
Wait they had comic books!? I remember seeing those commercials but I don't remember comic books in the box
@@sky-sx5gt Yeah, they actually had little comic books included in their shoeboxes.
I remember one that had these little toy guys that came to life and had some Toy Story-esque adventure to their owner at school.
@@sky-sx5gt yup! I recently found one of mine from when I was a kid
Same! That commercial was like...instant nostalgia 😂, also, I KNEW THERE WERE COMIC BOOKS but nobody else I know remembers them! I thought I had dreamed them tbh
They also made a tv show based off the character but removed the sketchers branding.
Wraps and the gum-chewing scene just about killed me from laughter, seriously, I have tears running down my face. I have not laughed that hard in a while. Thank you Uncle Chad.
2:45 yeah the coaster sedating (or being "corrected" as the ride itself puts it) is bassicly the theme of the coaster, that is gas is laughing gas, there's hypno spirals and maniacal laughs all around, so yeah the actual ride is almost as cursed as that commercial
They didn't pump laughing gas into the rollercoaster, lol
@@Joe90h i was reffering to the water mist that is supposed to represent laughing gas
Someone who looks like Chris Pratt singing about looking for someone who isn't his wife is pretty fitting
and yup, unfortunately, Ashley Madison is not only a real thing, it's also CANADIAN! Bet you weren't expecting that
I can't believe that's real. How despicable.
I hate the fact that the site is even allowed to exist, let alone be advertised
I don't understand why you think that about Chris Pratt. But seeing as how Canada is going lately, I'm honestly not surprised this started there.
@@commentdouchery2838 Let's just say he treated his first wife...poorly.
I remember when that entire site was datamined by a bunch of hackers and all the people having affair's information there was leaked on 4chan
I remember a shitton of small politicians were outed aswell as the dad from 18 kids and counting lol
During that long pause I had a feeling "Hoot Wireless" was going to make an appearance lol.
I was expecting that guy who busts through the wall
hoo wile
I thought he was just holding it and the guy would say, "I'm good" still. That or the ambulance chaser lawyer would show up again.
i honestly felt that way too, i laughed so hard when it actually happened
@@SoshiTheYoshi Hey look, it's Sam Catania!
00:13 Pillsbury Doughboy didn't died
He just became Gingerbrave from Cookie Run
No
*Cookie Run flashbacks intensifies*
what is 'cookie run'
It's a blessed day when the new cursed commercials is here
I don't think you know what "cursed" means
@@chadtronic it's a blessing of cursed day when the new cursed commercial is here
@@chadtronic Cursed commercials makes me feel cursed :D
I love how Ironic this is.
Blursed
The property I live on was once owned by the Pillsbury family, and some people have admitted that the house seems spooky and maybe cursed.
I frequently tell people that my house is haunted by the ghost of the Dough Boy.
Did you see any white puddles in the oven?
I've always been scared of those Charley Chimp things, they're loud and annoying.
@Rimone Media Correct; the original Charley Chimps were *_wind-up toys;_* the more expensive models had *_separate winding keys that could be used interchangeably_* and were somewhat easily replaceable.
there was a movie that made one of those things the main antagonist, as it killed people with a curse.
Been terrified of those things ever since.
Made a good villian in toy story
I'd rather have the exploding ones from COD, then that horrifying abomination.
Dont go near them they either lure zombies or explode or activate a trap
Wow. That Sketchers commercial was a blast to the past for me. After watching this I’m ready to check out the commercial where the Pillsbury Doughboy meets his demise. I was really shocked when Chad said it was a real commercial.
considering the dangerous situations Sonic puts himself into of course he needs insurance.
I dunno if Progressive can cover damages caused by Sonic battling monsters like Perfect Chaos.
@@jeremyriley1238 health insurance isint going to help the fact that Eggman shot a giant laser into the moon. Blowing it in half.
5:30 is one of my favorite classic Chadtronic moments. “WHAT IS THIS?!”
So... Does he hate the Sonic Progressive commercial simply because it wasn't a new Sonic game that was being advertised at the time or...?
Ashley Madison really seems like something you'd see in a GTA game, especially with that tagline.
Yea 😂
I played GTA vice city and GTA 3
Now that you mention it, this site would make so much sense in the GTA franchise as it does seem like some random parody website.
11:51 duude, when i was a kid and saw toy story 4 in the theaters and saw that awful symbol monkey i caused such a huge scene, i was so scared and had to be taken out of the theater cause i wouldn't stop screaming, and this reawakened that fear. this one is somehow worse though.
14:42 A family literally kills the Pillsbury Doughboy all because he drank some milk.
8:39 this one was almost a blessing to watch for like 15 seconds
There's something nostalgic about a nice sounding narrator singing a script to a wooden puppet show
Is Chad just gonna be stuck in this never-ending loop of cursed commercial videos forever? :(
Yes.
Unless there is an ending of the series.
Like it says
"Forced to watched Cursed Commercials Till the end of time" 😈
@@seungminsbrokenlightstick2648 yup
Nah, we all know he can pop in and out of this pocket dimension at will. They just play it up to make it atomespheric.
@@parker-boy98 Or he gets sucked into it every once in a while to torment him.
If your injury lawyer's commercial is a play on ambulance chasing, an old thing that had to be BANNED because it was dangerous for everybody, he's not a good lawyer.
It definitely makes the lawyer look a lot more shady, I can certainly say that
He wasn't chasing it til it ran him over though?
You're my favorite piece of ceiling gum, Chad ❤
thank you Tinkerbellies
And then I eat it
@@N1mbu5 that just got dark.
@@N1mbu5 vore
@@N1mbu5 No, don't eat Chad-
that airator commercial just unlocked a portion of my childhood memories
I was gonna say the Desmond one wasn’t too cursed but *THAT ENDING*
I certainly wasn’t expecting that ending
The ending of the commercial or the video?
@@agentkmr the commercial
What was that one?
@@quangamershyguyyz71668:40
Pillsbury doughboy was like MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL MIIICHHHAAEELLL HELP ME
"I really love dogs, but not when the injure someone"
*Puts that same dog down after picking it up, so it can escape and cause more damage*
Imagine if that worked on more than just dogs. A policeman picks up a criminal for 2 seconds and they stop doing crime forever! :D
0:01 MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
_Don't keep the stomach waiting, old friend._
8:56 This commercial predicted Son of the Mask
Also, it’s funny that the soup commercial from a previous episode stole animation from that movie
Puppet Dog goes berserk.
When I saw the Sonic commercial I started screaming "SONIC" like how Chad screamed because I couldn't remember the quote correctly.
The Charley the Chimp commercial is giving me Freddy Freaker vibes.
That is a very Cursed toy.
I remember that Airators ad being on all the time when watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid, I had completely forgotten about it but the instant it showed up I had a wave of weird commercial nostalgia XD
9:20 to be fair... that dump truck did look like 2 hams
R.I.P pilsbury dough 1982-1871 15:16
Why it's cursed
It starts off similar to Pillsbury's classic Doughboy commercials but then takes a dark turn. Also because of the sight of the iconic Poppin' Fresh being tortured/murdered!
Why do people mock Velcro?
It is far faster then having to tie and untie your shoelaces every time.
Legitimately laces are stupid.
you might have a point here
Slip on shoes: *Shut up Velcro, I'm better as you can see*
If you were to invent silent velcro, you would become an instant Billionaire. Military would pay extremely well.
Yes
The real answer is probably just because we're all conditioned from a very young age to associate Velcro on shoes to being "a baby", and everyone just goes with it. At some point, we as a society decided that Velcro is only acceptable on shoes if you are a young child, a senior citizen, or someone with a physical or mental disability. Essentially if you have the ability to tie your shoes without much difficulty, the world has decided that's what you should do.
I absolutely agree with you, though. One of my favorite pairs of shoes I ever had (and probably the one I wore for the longest) were a pair of skate shoes with a single Velcro strap at the top, and laces underneath. I was able to just lace it to a medium comfort level so I could slip them on or off, and then used the Velcro strap to get them as tight as I needed.
15:15 *_instant Pillsbury Doughboy death inside a kiln, one sad ending for a consumer mascot_*
I think that CGI dog is kinda freaky looking, but I've gotten used to it because I've seen that commercial before.
Edit, both CGI dogs are creepy, but I've seen both of those commercials before.
I'm waiting for the day that Chadtronic makes his GFuel ad cursed.
Never in my life did I think if see someone reacting to the smiler coaster commercial like that. To answer the random question he posed, in the lore of the smiler(yes there's lore. Most Alton Towers rides have lore) in a sense they are. But to be exact, they are being brainwashed or "marmalized" as they used to call it before the accident in 2015 happened.
I'm probably going to regret asking this, but... What was the accident in 2015?
@@frostedfirefly It was a human error. Two carts had crashed into each other and one was stuck at the bottom of one of the inversions.
@@frostedfirefly id suggest you watch some coaster channels to hear the whole story, its very interesting.
@@frostedfirefly From what I remember, There was miscommunication between two departments that ran the Coaster which lead to a serious human error.
Due to demand on the day, an extra cart was added to the tracks but no-one told the operator. And when said cart failed to complete one of the inversions (it was really windy that day so the ride shouldn't have been operating at full capacity) the automatic safety system stopped the ride. However, the operator thought it was an error since he could see all 4 carts (not knowing there was a 5th one) elsewhere on the tracks to where the system said the obstruction was. So, thinking it was an error, he called a technician to override the system which then lead to 2 carts colliding.
Nobody was killed, but there were some serious injuries.
@@JDMdev925 Oh goodness. At least everybody made it out alive.
I looooove that commercial when I'm all "WHAT IS THIS?!?".
Wraps: This show needs new writers
Chad: You need a new face!
Damn, Chad! That's savage!
13:17 - we need Jeff Jarrett or Quick Draw McGraw to kick the rat out of here.
The dough boy dying is now official canon? That’s morbid as hell but I feel like an underlying story about this guy past this would intrigue me
ikr?? i cant believe that this happened, it's horrifying AND it's awesome! like it makes what happened to him in Family Guy look wholesome and less cruel.
@@UltimateGamerCC lol
I saw him in a recent belly poking war commercial.
@@Chaos89P so he commited insurance fraud
13:29 i love chads straight face
“You need a new face!” I laughed so hard when I heard that
It's been a while since I've seen your channel and it's nice knowing you're still doing this series
11:13 Actually, a lot of ambulances have backwards words on them so they can be read when a driver sees them in their mirror.
Sure, but shouldn't that be applied to the word "Ambulance" instead of the "B-12" identifier? Not to mention that looks like it's on the rear, where no driver would normally see it in their mirror.
13:38 no words. None were needed. I love it.
9:30
Nope, that lady gave Desmond an energy drink. That dog is in danger
Love the long running gag of *H o o t W i r e l e s s* continuing
Also, that wasn’t the first time the Got Milk campaign did a brilliantly cursed take on a food mascot, as they did one with the Trix Rabbit as well.
You should do a Chadtronic plushie holding a TV with the TV screen saying "CURSED CHAD-MERCIALS"
Funny thing about the smiler is uh there’s a plot to the rollercoaster and yes people in the lore are being sedated to be happy in a dystopian future but most of the lore elements from the roller coaster have been removed due to the few freak accidents that have happened
Logos on ambulances are typically reversed so that they appear the right way around in a rearview mirror
Yeah... But on the front of the vehicle and not in the side!
That rollercoaster does actually gas you, or at least did at the time - it would spray laughing gas at you at some point in the track.
Oh, and as some people have already said, it caused two passengers to need leg amputations in 2015.
Wait, for real? It would actually gas riders? That's messed up.
ok you are seriously misinformed and need to watch coaster videos about it lol
@@andromeda_va39 it's was just harmless smoke-machine stuff, not actually damaging guff.
@@insertjokehere Oh ok. Now I feel kinda stupid lol.
Well You don’t expect Sonic to Drive without Insurance do you? 🤨
This awoke so much nostalgia
13:22 Chad pov when hearing cursed commercial
Yay! New episode! I binged all the others several times already! Thanks so much - it's amazing the hard work you obviously put into these!
5:01 I remember seeing this ad when I was little and I was like "OMG SONIC ON TV OMG OMG" then I saw Chad react to it
the airators commercial unearthed some deep nostalgic memories, sleeper-agent style
That one sent me back to Kohl's digging through Skechers boxes looking for the comic books
I still remember wearing the Z-Strap Sketchers, along with having said comic book included
16:54 he was a good man,his legacy of ihob will never be forgotten
It might be no where close to Halloween but the fact that cursed commercials is still here is a blessing
That "stinky feet" part of the sneaker commercial had me dying
"TEN!!!" 17:06
Without the editing, I think it deserves a 1.
"this show needs new writers"
"You need a new face"
made me laugh more then I should have
it still really tickles my fancy that this show is an homage to MST3K. it really shows chad’s great taste in media
how do you tickle a person's fancy?
Ah, a fellow MST3K fan I see. I knew Brutalmoose was a fan of it, he actually owns an exclusive Season 11 Kickstarter mug & it's seen a couple times in his videos. I hope he showed Chad!
2:19 Wow, this commercial is so creepy!
7:37 The dog looks horrifying in this ad!
8:36 I do not know about this one, It’s just, too sexualized
14:47 This commercial… is kinda disturbing
Moral of the story:
Don't drink all the milk.
Otherwise you can expect to be put inside of an oven
I saw that got milk commercial a few years ago at a party with my cousins. I don’t even remember what channel we were on, we thought it was a normal commercial. My mom had to come in to calm us down
whoa!! big thrill seeing a mike slocumb ad in one of these. guy’s commercials get pretty dang nuts like most lawyer ads, would totally like to see you react to some more chad!
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Pillsbury the delicious? No, I thought not. It's not a recipe the Jedi would share with you. Darth Pillsbury was a Sith lord that became so powerful so wise and so delicious, that he could influence the yeast to create... dough and started the saying “come to the dark side we have cookies.”
I've actually seen the Sonic ad years ago, glad to see this again 😌
17:13 its so peaceful now
9:05 THE FACT YOU CAN SEE ALL THE WORKERS IS MAKING IT MORE FUNNY
6:00 I remember these Skechers commercials being so popular that they made a show on Nicktoons based on them. It's called Zevo-3
0:33 Something like that happened in my school years, this guy had a peanut butter sandwich that was sitting a few chairs away from me and he found it funny to throw it around in the school canteen, it stuck on the wall because of it, and I have no idea what the time frame is but I can tell you, nobody cleaned it up for weeks, maybe even months...and I could NOT unsee it anymore when they finally did remove it.
God that Sonic Progressive one brought back memories for me. I remember seeing it for the first time in a hotel room and I thought it was cool! Probably because I was 7 and a huge sonic fan.
0:00 MICHAL
DONT LEAVE ME HERE
MICHAL
MICHAAAAAAAA-
The ringtone mouse made me rediscover memories of great times
The mouse says "I won't leave you alone, you beautiful big mouse (topolona Is often used as a pet name for women). Mamma mia (we all know what mamma mia means) you're so sexy"
"topolona" or "topa" I think can be adapted as "beaver" in english...
@@KlausVonKuste beaver vuol dire castoro, quindi se non mi sfugge una traduzione che non conosco, non penso
13:43 i was waiting for something like this
9:12 What the dog doin?
As an italian, seeing the Bella Topolona commercial in this makes me so proud
Same fra i wasn't expecting that rat and i laughed so hard
5:30 I can hear "What is this?!" already.
That Sketchers commercial took me back
12:51 in my words best method of torture
Also a rat I believe says boner
I very faintly remember going to the store with my mother or grandparents as a kid and they had these machines with the Pillsbury Dough Boy on there. Something about how if you poke them you’d hear it laugh.
R.I.P Pillsbury Doughboy