He makes that same joke, but instead of yogurt machine he goes "it's gonna look like your teeth are melting" Dude is all time hilarious despite the dogshit stand-up.
Everyone is a goddamn critic. I'd like to see any of you bastards be a quarter as funny as Dice. I don't think he stayed on long enough. The weed definitely helped.
54:10-54:17.....ha! I hear that, imagine Dice sitting on a lavish bach-room floor smokin pot then glance up at this pic and die laughing!! Dice or anyone for that matter you know is truly funny when they aren't even going for a big laugh because it's delivered so perfectly you know they're a national treasure!!! I I I think..that..she would NOT want you!!....omg thank you Andrew maximillian silverstein!! Aeuooow!!! Oh!!
Then the cops were like "You're lucky we don't put the cuffs on you, that you touched a guy like this. You understand?" You’re all looking at me, you’re going “well yeah, you’re a success, you’ve achieved you’re goals, you’re reaping the rewards, sure".
TurfWar lmao you must be joking. If you’re not: no. It’s compound media for ant, Sirius 103 for Jim and Sam, and those are the only two worth while shows.
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Dice: a little buzzed. in the bathroom. blue light, lava lamp and gum.
You knew he had 3 pieces of gum at least, probably some satellite phone down in the Amazon with a mouth full of the native buzz styles
Dice never disappoints, I don't care what anyone says hes hilarious
I’m 9 years late and he’s quite the character
SLOBBOOO!
I literally just ordered a jacket, glasses, and leather gloves, I'm gonna start dressing as dice when I go out and see if it helps the box situation
"I've told Directors before...Don't ever fucking tell me what to do"
Dice is the only character who can make these cringe jokes and it be hilarious. One of a kind
I like this relaxed Dice. Still funny as hell while just calm. Reminds me why I liked him in the beginning, and still do.
If you liked this you need to check out Dice on Joey Diaz podcast getting fucked up and having a blast. The Church of What's Happening Now
"I stop the gamblin' cuz i lost everything"
Paulie Walnuts Shut your face.
The DiceMan is a legend of comedy.
"Honey, tonight it's gonna look like i put your head under a yogurt machine" dice fuckin rules.
He makes that same joke, but instead of yogurt machine he goes "it's gonna look like your teeth are melting" Dude is all time hilarious despite the dogshit stand-up.
Dice: So...the first ting i decided was im gonna eat dis fucking horse.
lmfaoooo i am in tears!!!
how fucking great is it that they were talking about celebrity rehab right before he got on the phone
opie quivers holding on the middle school track experience. Hey op I was sheer dynamite in soccer baseball watch out. damn i miss soccer baseball
you mean kickball?
Tell me Dice ain't way fucking better stoned.
I’m so glad this just popped up on my feed. Listened to this gem many many times
Everyone is a goddamn critic. I'd like to see any of you bastards be a quarter as funny as Dice. I don't think he stayed on long enough. The weed definitely helped.
"Hey Jerkoff-Face"
"Im ova here nah, huh? I was ova dare, but but now im ova here nah"
Tom Stone yeah? What happened? Do you remembahh?
which way?
Let me tell you something - is it considered rape.... if you know the girl??
Ahahahahahah I can't believe he legit asked that
Dice: "im hiighh!! im ova where now?"
Thanks for the upload.
I'm over here now!
Hey, guess what
Dice is a genius - he’s always working the angle
Oh shit, I've been thinking about this for years. So glad it's actually been uploaded.
A conversation for the ages this one
21:14 Romantic Dice, LOLOL
I gotta hear Ant do high Dice
opie won't say his age?! What a girl
15:24 😂😂 dice is class
I'm a long time fan of O and A and the many Dice appearances... but, this is surreal... fun time-wasting radio.....
Dice @ 3:32
I'm over here now lol
@The Waco Kid ohhhh !
Never old!
54:10-54:17.....ha! I hear that, imagine Dice sitting on a lavish bach-room floor smokin pot then glance up at this pic and die laughing!! Dice or anyone for that matter you know is truly funny when they aren't even going for a big laugh because it's delivered so perfectly you know they're a national treasure!!! I I I think..that..she would NOT want you!!....omg thank you Andrew maximillian silverstein!! Aeuooow!!! Oh!!
This is Radio Gold
Dice should smoke before every show!! LOL!
22:04
This was perfect
I think the key is to be laughing at him rather than with him!
Opie didnt wanna say his age lol
"Ya know, I I I I think she wouldd not.... want you!!"
The gift of gab personified
My box situation sucks...
7:30
My sides
Dice: "number one, she's Mexican. It's what they do."
Hahahahaahahahaah, he's nuckin' futs.
I respect Dice as a father!
anthony does dice better than dice does dice hehe
Dice is such a fucking beast
I do the fuckin' ! x) love this guy :)
"I dont have a normal bathroom" I'd be disappointed if he didnt
High Dice is great
`How old are you Opie?' '... '
14:14 The Box Situation
15:20 Under a Yogurt Machine
19:17 The Criteria
48:16 Dickbutter
How is dice a hack??
He's a legend
So Dice's new angle to be known/tv will be playing this interview when he goes on Celebrity Rehab in a year.
'Let me ask you something...Is it considered rape if you know the girl...'--- Dice
Well... is it?
Then the cops were like "You're lucky we don't put the cuffs on you, that you touched a guy like this. You understand?"
You’re all looking at me, you’re going “well yeah, you’re a success, you’ve achieved you’re goals, you’re reaping the rewards, sure".
@LAPunk1986 I usually would agree with that, and Dice did stay on the phone too long, but you gotta admit he had some fucking classic lines here.
*Unbenounced to me"
Aaaaaahhh NA NA NAAAAAA
Mista balloonhands!!
Stoned dice rules. Haven't heard from Dice in a long time.
dice!
7:30 great question Dice
Dice fucking rules!!!!
igeeguyuh
Dice wife is actually hot. I don’t get why people think he’s funny. He’s just like an exaggerated Italian, who’s not even Italian
Please keep trolling. I want you to feed on people's anger and frustration so you can waste all your time procrastinating :)
Hey man.
Aint you a tree?
Just terrible
You sure are
40:38
are oa still on?
TurfWar lmao you must be joking. If you’re not: no. It’s compound media for ant, Sirius 103 for Jim and Sam, and those are the only two worth while shows.
@@magamale2111 Why must he be joking? Are you really so sensitive you get offended if someone isn’t familiar with your favourite lil radio show? Ergh
My fellow O and A fans with $, u can get a years worth of uncut commercial free o and a shows every day at audible.com for $69. Its fuckin awesome
Glad I didn't buy into xm satelite. people pay for this shit?
havocmaster69 shut the fuck up
yeah mate i do know how comdy works!!! we invented it afterall..... but he is still not funny!!!
dice is like chubby brown in england. still not funny
dice is the biggest HACK
Dice is annoying
OK Armand
Dice drinkin outta cups, the best version 😂 1:02