Everything Wrong With The Lost City in 18 Minutes or Less
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- The Lost City is kind of doing a Romancing the Stone thing, and it has its moments. But the only thing you will come away from this video thinking is: Denzalberg.
Thursday: Recent horror sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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As someone who works in the publishing industry I appreciate all the sins about the inaccuracy of how publishing is portrayed in this movie
As someone who works in the telecommunications industry, I don't care.
@TwinTurbo Ray Finally, a person who says it this movie is crap... thank you!
didnt read your book, loved it 👍
@hope Same!
EXACTLY 💯
As someone who is an archaeologist, I loved this film for the way it depicted ancient cultures. The “crown of fire” was not magical or powerful in any mystical way, but simply was valued because the shells were assigned significance by the culture that interacted with them. There were no boobytraps in the tomb, no mystical orders or violent tribes. The only threat is manifested in capitalist business interest and modern ego: which are genuinely the biggest threats to actual archaeology today. Also Loretta correctly describes what a logographic writing system is, so the writers did their due diligence. Very impressed with the film across the board.
Very well put!!
The funny thing is that Brad Pitt who appeared in this film with Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum respectively but in a minor/brief role would later reunite with those two actors again in _Bullet Train_ released five months later. Only this time, Brad Pitt is in the leading role while Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum who were the main leads in _The Lost City_ play smaller/minor roles in _Bullet Train._
So does anybody know anything about these guys teaming up now. That would be awesome. I love all these guys.
Plus I don't care what anybody says Bullet Train was hilarious meets Snatch ,and this movie the Lost City, was hilarious action thriller meets Sandra Bullock, well played.
So next is Channing's movie where of course Brad Pitt, and Sandra Bullock will be in the background.
Putting a lot of superstars in a movie is fun. Unless the movie's Red Notice which was agonizing to watch and I turned it off about 1/3 of the way through. So thanks to Jeremy I actually got to see the ending of the movie. I don't think I would have been able to cope with not seeing the end of that piece of garbage. I'll never know how Ryan Reynolds and the Rock got into the helicopter together with their gigantic f%#king heads.
I freaking love bullet train SO much that i'm glad that i picked this film for my solo movie night. i mean, this film was my very first film that i watched alone (which, at the same time, makes me sad that i have no one to be accompanied with :( )
Yeah, I thought this was a little funny. Bullet Train was soo good
Channing Tatum fans try to control yourselves & stop drooling we just have the keyboards clean
and uh...well Brad Pitt was in Ocean's 13, directed by Steven Soderbergh, and Sandra Bullock was in Ocean's 8, produced by Steven Soderbergh, and Channing Tatum was in Logan Lucky, directed by Steven Soderbergh. woop!
"Sacred spaces guarded by knife welding food warriors! " Now i need to see Gordon Ramsay scream at a Romcom couple that walk and talked their way into a fully staffed kitchen at a busy upscale restaurant.
Having recently been watching Hell's Kitchen as a "background noise" show I can absolutely picture it. Particularly with how in the early seasons he absolutely calls out the idiot diners who come up to the counter to complain during the middle of dinner.
As a pro chef, I really appreciate this conversation.
“What the F*ck are you doing in my kitchen! This not a place just to be meandering about. People are trying to work. Now get the f*cking hell out of here.”
I watched this not expecting much but couldn't find anything else,I actually liked this movie way more than I thought I would especially once it got going. Pitts character was cool.
If Bullet Train had been released first, this move would have seemed like a character crossover...
I'm with you 100% on this one, enjoyed it and laughed way more than I expected to, but Mr. Sins is always going to trump with "No Movie is Without Sin"
It got going? Bullet Train doesn't deserve the disrespect of being mentioned in the same breath as this clunker.
@@csn583 that’s harsh and very unfair
Honestly, they should’ve fired the marketing team for this film.
I had so little hope going in that I watched it at home, cold one in hand. Despite everything, I enjoyed it.
Sure, it’s not deep or profound, but it knows what it is and has fun with it.
Agreed, and Sandra Bullock's outfit didn't hurt it either.
This movie is a perfectly enjoyable popcorn movie -- I really liked it and I've watched it a couple additional times since the first time, which is more than I can say for most movies nowadays.
I watched it for a birthday party with a bunch of friends and we had a blast lol
That reminds me of the (still reigning) #1 Funniest Movie I Never Wanted To See: _Dude, Where's My Car?_ It _looks_ stupid, it _IS_ stupid... but it's **clever-stupid** in a way that you totally would not expect based on _every single thing about it._ Not sure better marketing could've helped, in that instance, but... meh, I have no real point here.
I went in expecting Red Notice 2.0 and was pleasantly surprised. Didn't expect the two leads to mesh well together (even though I like both separately in comedic roles) but they made it work for what it was. Doesn't shake things up too much but it's fun, and I think that's greatly welcomed during such an exhausting point in time of current events.
I have to appreciate how off the fukking wall Daniel Radcliffe has gone with his casting choices since Harry Potter
Absolutely, he was my favourite part
the 10,000 sins for sink holes made me literally laugh out loud.
SINKHOLES ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER!
I've been watching underwater diving videos about people who die trying to explore sinkholes, so yeah, they are truly evil.
Well that was shit
@@E3ECO Apparently it’s the type of death that most terrifies Caitlin Doughty (of Ask a Mortician), so I’ve picked up a fear of sinkholes, too.
[sinkhole]. 15:46 I'm adding 10 000 sins here for the very existence of sinkholes! May god have mercy on your soul.
[ACTUAL] Movie Sin Tally: 126
Also also: I love the "lackluster" speech (14:50) that is an actual subversion of expectations. Instead of demanding that some tired guys do her bidding, she shows understanding and common ground and gets their sympathy. This scene was actually the one thing I sincerely liked about the movie.
You're a simpleton
Along with this speech I actually really liked the speech Alan gives after Loretta belittles him. His reveal that he enjoys being dash because of the joy of brings people as opposed to the higher paying modeling gigs he could get but ultimately turns down was a really great way to give Alan depth and allows him to be a more interesting character.
Her character was utterly unlikeable and that whining monologue just cemented it.
"Kitchens are not corridors, they are sacred spaces guarded by knife-wielding food warriors." I love this line.
Had to edit because I realized I mis-spelled sacred as scared. fml
😂😂😂😂
Saw this right after he said that 😂
Me at work right now (I’m a cook) I’ve yelled at people who’ve tried to walk through the kitchen
Knife wielding food warriors is probably the most badass way to say chef I've ever heard.
Fun fact: despite what gas stations will tell you, thencinema sins guy is absolutely correct about a cigar or cigarette not being able to ignite alcohol, or even gasoline. A flame, and actual flame, is needed to spark a fire. An ember, no matter how hot it is, can never spark a flame. The 'no smoking, at gas stations is more for 2 reasons than the one that most people think. 1 is just for general safety and extra (albeit unnecessary) precaution, and the 2nd is to make sure some idiot doesn't light a cigarette while pumping gas into their vehicle. The flame from a lighter, or even just the spark from the flint, can ignite a flame; the latter requiring much more buildup of gases or fumes, however, the former (the lighter flame) doesnt need nearly as much to ignite.
It's always better to err on the side of caution, so just because fires can't ignite from embers doesn't mean anyone should go around throwing embers at alcohol or gasoline, but it really wouldn't do anything if they did.
there are many movies where an actor lights a cigarette and then flicks it at a pool of gasoline and causes a huge explosion. The reality is, if a person flicked a cigarette at a pool of gasoline, the cigarette would simply come down and hit the pool of water, which would extinguish the ember and put the cigarette out, leaving our hero/heroine\villain/villainess standing their with a dumb look on their face.
It's why I love that scene in Zoolander so much! He actually lights his lighter and that's what blows up the gas station!! I was like "yes! That is accurate!"
@@amentlik haha! I forgot about that scene! What a great example!!
"Denzelberg" is so accurate! Whenever I see that guys face appear I can't help smiling!
actually thought that was Kid Cudi
The mid credit sceen with Pitt is the best part of the movie, to me. I loved how he started daggers into them.
"i just use another 10% of my brain" That was f*ng hilarious i loved that character in that movie he is so perfect and awesome. And Brad fits perfect since he is already perfect per se
And i'm a straight guy lol
You're supposed to scratch leeches off instead of directly pulling them because they will instinctively vomit the contents of their stomachs when messed with. Them being still attached to you means that gross cocktail is going into an open wound, and will most likely cause a very bad infection.
That's Ticks.
Thank you, I did not need to know any of this, I’ll go have some nightmares now.
@@pinktribble that is also leeches
Can we appreciate that Sandra Bullock is 58 years old? Channing Tatum is 42. Whatever they’re doing…thumbs up to them. Especially Ms. Bullock.
Too much plastic surgery.
16:10 - 16:14 - one of those lanterns are larger and produce more light than even a big flashlight. A lantern has a bigger bulb. If you're wanting to see inside of caves at night so you can more easily see where you're going, then the lantern is the wiser choice
So thank you, for showing me in two minutes that I'd be better off just rewatching Romancing the Stone.
Give it a shot, it was really funny, and watch the mid-credits scene, it's the best ending ever.
It wasn't that bad actually. If you enjoyed RtS you'd like this...and it is different enough.
I was looking g forward to more "Romancing the Stone" comparisons.
I really hated when that one villain referred to the age of Sandra Bullock's character. She was referred to as a "grandma." Yet, men in these kinds of romance/adventure films are often paired with much younger women, having a full blown romance without characters calling him a grandpa.
That has been going on show business for years. Older females has been getting a raw deal for a while. It's not Fair. Smh
Bullock is literally 16 years older than Tatum
that's the joke. As an avid reader I loved that because it was pointing out what you just stated lol
I really liked this movie. Daniel Radcliffe did a really good job as the bad guy
The “my father was a weatherman” line would have been hilarious had it not been spoiled in the trailers
In the German dub he says "my father was an actor".
Wasnt super into Daniel Radcliffe when he was Harry Potter but I'm really digging his recent work. He's a lot of fun in Miracle Workers too
That Denzel meets Mark Walberg was a knockout.
Denzelberg 😆 🤣 😂
The dude beside him looked like bronsen from bronsen
@9:04 Holy f*** he's right, it's Markington Denzahlberg, forever unseeable!
I really enjoyed this movie. There were a lot of odd not quite right moments but it was cute and entertaining.
Honestly I really enjoyed it! The visuals were gopd and I like the story alot and I like the fact the treasure wasn't even a treasure in the normal sense it was a simple gift made to show how much the king loved his queen! Also the relationship between the two characters was cute!
It's by no means an amazing film but for what it is, it's alot of fun!
I laughed through the whole thing, and he missed the best moment by skipping the mid-credits scene. Even though that whole 10% thing is a myth, I almost broke my ribs laughing.
At least it didn't have the "Uncharted" ridiculous ending with flying boats.
@@anon_y_mousse it definitely has se solid jokes :3 it's in my opinion one of the better romantic comedies that feels like it tries!
@@E3ECO the boat part didn't even bug me cause uncharted has always had sort of crazy climaxes it just as a whole felt very weirdly unenergetic?
@@E3ECO I didn't feel like that movie was as bad as the reviews made it out to be, but then maybe going into it with a negative outlook it came away better for it.
Ive not watched the film but Daniel Radcliffe's character looks like a near exact copy of his character in Now You See Me 2
Yeah, same face and everything.
wow now you said it i can't unseen it
I work as a manager in a hotel. From now on I'm calling the kitchen staff knife-wielding food warriors. 😅😅😅
Now I want to see sharks with robot legs and samurai swords...I really need to see this! One of your most on point vids I've seen in ages! Well done!
This movie was so memorable that I had to go look it up before I remembered I had already seen it.
Sure, when movie characters go into a hotel kitchen, the employees just stand around like “oh look, it’s Sandra Bulllock”, but when I do it, I get asked to leave at multiple knives’-points.
Cinema Sins apparently didn't understand that Loretta was not looking for the next suite, she was looking for an exit. Ding!
This was one of the few times where I started an EWW video on a movie I didn't think I was interested in only to pause a few minutes in because I thought it actually looked genuinely hilarious so I went to check it out myself. I'm glad I did, this movie was pretty damn funny.
I like how he was so into it that he called Loretta by the actor's name
8:05 I imagine they wheelbarrowed Sandra Bullock cause FUCK running in those heels in that environment 😆
6:12 is exacty what I was waiting for! I knew Jeremy would say "Harry Potter" at some point 😂
I’m sorry, you can’t see “DenzeWallberg” if you’ve already seen “Fez from that 70’s show.”
All this demonstrates is that turning off your brain makes movies particularly enjoyable. What else did we expect? "My father was a weatherman".
With the wide array of roles Sandra Bullock has played, she is a national treasure and deserves a lifetime achievement award in this life!
Wait, so there's a film where Sandra Bullock talks on a phone while Brad Pitt does adventures. And a film where where Brad Pitt talks on a phone while Sandra Bullock does adventures.
And they both came out at practically the same time.
I think you kinda missed the joke with the "#gaggingtomeetyouall" bit. It's not a sexual innuendo -- it's a phrase originating in the ball community. When someone has done something incredible or iconic, they've "gagged" you. When you see something you love you're "gagging" for it. Honestly the joke still wasn't that funny but thought I'd share.
4:55 yo, i would do anything to get an invite to his dinner party, i mean, ITS HOSTED BY HARRY FREAKING POTTAH
Brad Pitt running to the front door from afar and starting kicking ass reminds me SO MUCH of that Monthy Phytons movie were tha knight does the same. It's so funny and absurd
17:34 "You're safe now".
Pliny the Elder: "are you mocking me".
One of my favorite parts? "Why are things exploding?!" LOL And Brad Pitt totally gave me Thor vibes in this movie.
Now we know who can replace Chris in Thor 11
Not sure if someone mentioned it or not. But at the beginning she was cooking and he complained about it. Clearly he's never heard of food prep for an entire week. Some people do that so they don't have to cook the entire week. They just grab something and heat it up.
Tony Khan has confirmed Final Countdown is ridiculously expensive to license so that sin is valid
I wonder how _ridiculous_ "ridiculously expensive" really is? I mean, are we talking Beatles or Rolling Stones money? Where you basically have to promise them every cent of profit the film makes, just to get one of their songs into it? Or are we talking Stan Bush level ridiculous? Where it seems like the song should cost 10% of what it actually does, yet it's also worth overpaying for?
@@ferd617 Out of curiosity I googled the licensing cost and most expensive songs to license. Over 100k was needed for Final Countdown licensing back in 1999. So whatever that would be today lol. Also apparently Thunderstruck by AC/DC is the most expensive to license at ~500k
Christ, _Almost Famous_ had a music licensing budget of $3.5 million!??! (That's for _all_ of the music, and there's a *lot* of it... but, still!)
@@Exasperaties They were paying that for Arrested Development everytime Job performed? Holy damn.
Fun video _and_ a fun movie.
Now I’m going off to scare myself with photos of sinkholes...
Denzalberg.....dying I'm dyin.🤣🤣🤣
I watched this on a flight and fell asleep halfway through and i regret nothing
my grandma was about dieing of laughter while watching this
Finally someone who understands the true horror of sinkholes!!!
That guy really does look like Denzel and Wahlberg and I cannot unsee it 😵💫
"You're a wizard, Harry"...both caught me off guard and made me laugh.
My four favorite things are in Cinema sins are : Rolllll Credits and “where did all these cops come from?” and Cliche and Ex machina
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My dad took my brother and I to see the movie. He had been the one to want to see it; my brother and I thought it would be fun so we went along for the ride. I actually really love it, it’s such a genius parody and you can tell it doesn’t take itself seriously at all! Radcliffe was also a delightful villain, it’s really nice to know that since he’s set for life as Harry Potter he instead picks which roles to do based on how fun they sound!
Denzhalberg Valderama might be his full name because there’s definitely some Wilmer in his Mark Washington.
Well the good thing is, with that name he can't be pigeonholed lol! The casting agent would be like what the hell is he?
never even heard of this, much less seen it. thanks for the heads up
What the hell was up with all those canes not one person had a limp?
This just felt like a very low-effort movie. None of the jungle sets look real, no real heart or soul in it, just another hastily churned out movie that you'll forget the second you leave the theater
Am I the only one who really enjoyed and liked this movie especially once they got to the actual island?
I LOVED this movie.
I liked how there actually no treasure and that it was just a nice man who collected shells for his wife.
Dude I loved it and didn't stop laughing through the first half.
I think I really only enjoy these EWW videos when I disagree with what he's saying, so this one was really funny.
I'm going to be Simon here and say, in my British voice, "It was dreadful." Seriously, the movie was just a worse version of every other movie like this that I've seen. Also, Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum have no chemistry. Just none. They don't play off each other well at all. That's part of why the movie is so bad.
3 yellow bell peppers may seem like nothing but I will order 2 and waste one 80% of the time and both 5% of the time lmao 😅
I'm a writer. As someone who's never been in the publishing industry, thank God. My blogs are fine.
Same
I'm only disappointed that the sin tally sentence wasn't just "sinkholes"
I whole-heartedly agree with that sentiment about sinkholes.
Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
1 (17:52): Aladdin (Walt Disney Pictures, 1992)
2 (17:55): Goodfellas (Warner Bros., 1990)
3 (18:08): Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Warner Bros., 2004); remember, Dumbledore asked CALMLY
4 (18:11): The Incredibles (Walt Disney Pictures, 2004)
5 (18:20): The Suicide Squad (Warner Bros., 2021)
6 (18:26): Groundhog Day (Columbia Pictures, 1993)
7 (18:30): American Psycho (Lionsgate, 2000)
8 (18:38): What's Eating Gilbert Grape? (Paramount Pictures, 1993)
9 (18:47): Wayne's World (Paramount Pictures, 1992)
10 (18:49): 310 to Yuma (Lionsgate, 2007)
11 (19:04): The Simpsons, "Flaming Moe's" (season 3, episode 10; Fox, 21st November 1991)
Thank you!
ayy chekov's gun reference. you're the man.
I don't know if it's great or horrible that this is probably the first movie in a long time where most the Sins are actual Sins and not just jokes for Cinemasins to make. This movie has a lot of legitimate SINS.
Not taking a sin off for Tatum's run during the escape sequence is a sin.
Nothing rings the bell that a person is a psychopath more than said person having three yellow bell peppers.
I just checked my fridge......... 1 yellow pepper, 2 yellow pepper, 3 yello.......uh oh
You're right, I'm never getting Denzalberg out of my head. 😆
Okay am back. I had to go google sinkholes and then watch a 10 min video on how sinkholes are formed. So now I am a better me than I was 10 mins ago. Thanks CinemaSins.
Regarding lantern - it could be propane one, and you can tilt them or even hold it upside-down.
Fyi, those canes would be the Set Dressing department, not Props. Props provides items handled by actors. Set Dressing manages items belonging to the set
I'm confused why a canvas structure would be lit by candles or electric lamps instead of covered electric or gas lanterns. Come on, Cinemasins, this is why I like and subscribe - I mean why I watch your videos.
Denzahlberg is a real thing and you’re right, I cannot unsee it! 😅
Worked in a hotel kitchen and its layout ment that we occasionally had lost guests come through. Also we were pretty nice most of the time, promise!
Bugs me so much that the blood on tatums face just suddenly disappears and he's completely clean
Before I even watch this, I loved this movie!
Are we not going to sin the fact that even after she changes clothes she's still in 2-inch heels? Sure, they're boots with heels, but those are still high heels!
The first act of this movie was so good and set up a potentially great film. But all of a sudden it's tonal shifts got so schizo it ruined so many key moments: it just started falling flat.
The list of things you'd rather face than a sinkhole... sounds like it belongs in a Weird Al song.
I don't understand how Channing Tatum keeps getting movie roles. They could replace him with a frozen side of beef and it would have the same level of charisma and talent.
9:46 NOW I see it. It´s Wahlberg and Denzel and nothing else. You will not change my view on this - he is a hybrid of these two, CinemaSins is 100% right!
How about the fact that if you built something in a sinkhole on a volcanic island, it probably wouldn't be there in a decade let alone hundreds of years.
yeah the whole sinkhole issue required some brain switch off.
Also seemed pretty accesible from various points. It's hard to believe it remained undiscovered
9:04 Denzahlberg
Also 14:31
Fantastic
you forgot to talk about brad pits not dead scene in the post credit scene
I love that they cast Frodo to play the bad guy
Jeremy you are the greatest! Thank you, for once again, distracting me from the distress of my divorce.
hey now let's also acknowledge that if she never leaves the house and is not having anyone over, she'd ALSO never put on a full face of makeup. At least her hair is just in a fairly simple and practicle updo but unless you're really really into makeup, have a wfh job that requires you to wear makeup, or are practicing makeup before a night out, people never tend to wear makeup around home.
I don't know I why laughed so hard at DenzWahlburg.
9:44 Héctor Anibal is wearing a ton of makeup here. He looks at least 5 years younger
I'ma knife wielding food warrior. And only once the singer J Holiday was performing at my venue and when he got off the stage him and his 7 or 8 ppl just decided to walk through the kitchen almost crashed into me. I mean I like a couple of his songs but I was bout to put hands on him because he didn't apologize. It's been 8 years J Holiday ! I'ma see you again one day 🤣
Denz-Whalburg😂😂😂😂I can’t unsee it 😂😂😂
OK so now I can only see Denzhalberg whenever I see that guy dammit Jeremy 😂
so glad you changed the intro
Denselberg!! 😂 I can't unsee it
One word "Denzahlberg" 🤣🤣🤣
I really can't unsee that now.
Yep, that'll be stuck in my brain forever now
Well, dang. Now I'm gonna check out images of sinkholes.
Thanks, Ob- CinemaSins.