May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. F
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. I
My dad works at a bank. These people tried to steal the ATM, but after it broke, they took off their ski mask and looked straight into the camera. They got arrested 2 days later
I can tune into Joe's streams at any time and get enjoyment, he knows when to be serious and how to entertain and it makes for perfect enjoyable content for a wide audience
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
@@Instabruh.User.. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
Love joes videos! I was able to get into part of his stream for this reaction. His content is so exiting and engraving because of his chat interaction. Glad I saw the video in the first half hour.
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.ch
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. Y
If you want to get away with as much gold as possible you get a crew of very strong people they each grab 3 bars over a course of 2 heists, to sell the gold you have everyone melt down the gold and form it into slightly deformed bars then make sure the only engraving on them rads 24k (imma be on a watchlist)
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. K
Hear me out: get a team of like 20 people to go in there, each have pistols. There will be a metal detector so use plastic airsoft guns because they look real and they'll take you seriously. After you have your men inside, they will have bullet proof vests under their suits so they can take a few shots. You have your men talk to all the guards and you talk to the front desk guy. Although he may not have a gun, he's the most dangerous because he can push a button that signals the police. You make sure he doesn't press it and bring him to the vault. He probably won't have a key card, so knock him out in a safe location and grab his ID. Then you need your men in your queue to take out the guards from the head with something like a really sharp plastic knife that they would have had. Once the guards are taken out and no one can signal the police, You are alone for around 5 minutes before the police eventually find out and start to come over. You get into the vault with the information from the guards and each of you will grab 2 bars of gold. You put on ski masks, run to your van, and drive away. Once you are far away to a specific and trusting location, drop off all the gold and leave the gold there until 1 week. You use one of the gold bars to get plane tickets to somewhere extremely far away, grab the rest of the gold, ship it with you but each of you will be shipping 2 bars. The guards won't be suspesius until after you land, realizing you are the ones who took the gold. You get to your landing place, meet up and drive away. You each drive to s specific location at least 1,000 miles away and each 4 months, trade a gold bar for the money. you each split the money, wait with each other until the money is fully retrieved, and go your separate ways. I hope Joe see's this cuz I spent some time thinking about all this
1. Become a banker 2. Make the bankers your friend 3. Tell them you drop your wallet 4. Destroy the power. 5. Since your the bankers the vault would be open already 6. Take the money 7. Give it to someone and blame for stealing the money 8. Take the cameras and wipe the memory. 9. Quit the job and hack the system and make some random guy the banker. 10. Just walk away 😎👌
Alternate title: Joe reveals what he plans to do after he retires
@@realinstagramuser. dies of cringe
@@realinstagramuser. bro what does that have to do with anything
When he hits 30 we all group up then rob every atm then with that money we take over Wyoming
michael fucking de santa
@@realinstagramuser. goofy bot
Bruh joe is the most relatable person I have ever seen tbh
@@Instabruh.User.. now what?
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No joke her replicates my train of thought, he just says it out loud. 😂
@@qwertymangoes6455he*😂
2 weeks later after this video:
*News reporters say a bunch of 13 year olds rob a bank after watching a Twitch Steamer called Joe Bariolozzi*
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
@@angelemeana2754 shut up I'm almost deciding to stop being Cristian
@@angelemeana2754 this is NOT the place to preach
@@Tomfoolery2404is this real or real
@@flipo9850 real
Joe can be Realistic while being funny and it’s not that easy to please TH-cam audiences so well done Joe
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. F
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. I
@@angelemeana2754amen
My dad works at a bank. These people tried to steal the ATM, but after it broke, they took off their ski mask and looked straight into the camera. They got arrested 2 days later
Joe is in the top .01% of youtubers who aren't cringe
Bros up there with daz
@@sodarino bro what 💀
@@sodarino daz is cringe af
@@RealWrestlingBeaver cap
I can tune into Joe's streams at any time and get enjoyment, he knows when to be serious and how to entertain and it makes for perfect enjoyable content for a wide audience
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Fr, he’s amazing💯
@@chefniko_ ong
Joe gunna hit up Lester 😂😂😂
you know its a good day when joe posts
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
@@Instabruh.User.. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
Love joes videos! I was able to get into part of his stream for this reaction. His content is so exiting and engraving because of his chat interaction. Glad I saw the video in the first half hour.
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.ch
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
Joe: *sees 200 billion*
Joe: *has a seizure*
You are the only person who can make me genuinely laugh on the internet.
"YOOu're gonna protect over 200 billion for free?"
Nah man they be taking just a little bit during there shift.
The British army watching a 4.11ft white dude running at them with a heavy lmg: 🙃
Joe about to fuck up an atm with a crowbar and a go cart 😂😂
JOE YOU'RE UNDER SERVALENCE BY A STRANGE FIGURE KNOWN AS VIEWERS ON TH-cam & TWITCH (we are watching)
I unfortunately watched this already on stream but still gonna watch it lmao
He's probably robbing a bank right now 🤑
how has joe not got ten million he really deserves it, joe if you see this you are doing a great job as a youtuber keep it up :)
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
4:56 Is a future GTA heist
4:19 just make sure you realize just how dense gold is, like have you seen a model of just how much atoms it takes to make a semi-small bar?
The British vault is actually Ryan toy review’s personal bank
You know it’s gonna be a good day when joe posts
you just don’t know what to say cuz we’re early to the vid
No to his younger audience their school day has finished and im sure some had a horrible day
@@dawisejaqweez7531 your real fun at parties huh?
same pfp
Joe you have a big army as it is, your fans lol you can give yourself most of the cut if you do all the setup missions
Can we appreciate how funny Joe is
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. Y
4:42 2 Bros thinking about doing a GTA heist in real life
Those thieves trying to pay off there debt, they already bought those Yeezys
3:18 joe when he turns 30: "this TH-cam shit don't pay like it used to *VRROOOOOOMMM*"
14:04 He literally has chi- spewed all over his wall, lmao- XD
he started acting like speed when he found out the cost of the gold vault
Joe gives great criminal advice
Joe really done said bet
Been waiting for this upload since I saw the stream. Keep up the great work joe👍
When was the stream video
@@historybois7758 a couple of weeks ago I think, its not very recent
@@ballzinwadder oh okay, thanks
why werent they wearing black airforces😳
If you want to get away with as much gold as possible you get a crew of very strong people they each grab 3 bars over a course of 2 heists, to sell the gold you have everyone melt down the gold and form it into slightly deformed bars then make sure the only engraving on them rads 24k (imma be on a watchlist)
6:35 bro is fiending over the vault💀
Gold and all precious metals and jewlry do have unique codes to track them. That's why people would melt it down into something else.
Wow thanks for teaching us how to rob a bank joe really appreciate it time to go get some money
8:10 bros holding some dudes whole life spendings
Joe is on the USAs most wanted list once they see this vid
the guys who robbed the bank in 2006 are the real life versions of the payday gang
Hello Joe I legit watched your entire stream on eldin ring and now I'm watching the vid love you bro keep up the work
Same did I it was 1000000/10
Bro is robbing one of the most secure places to get 5 bars
Make a wish kids last wish is to go to the vault and steal bars for his parents
“When I’m 30 years old I will rob a bank” ? You on a watch list 💀
Ahhh…joe you wizard*chuckles…you newtron
“There all criminal related”
They need GTA British Edition
the brattish gold vault is vacuum sealed at ight any pressure increase sets off an alarm
joe flys to london with a go cart
In skyrim I can just straight up pick the gold up
Loooool wtf, imagine stealing gold and Boris raids ur house 🤣
You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of em
I love the titles my chat learns how to rob a bank, so you already know how to?!?
SHELBYVILLE IS IN TENESSEE
"We just need more money. Then we can live in Tahiti."
The perfect bank heist is literally inside man 😂 very good movie btw
someone predicted the queens death at 17:03 in the chat
Joe predicts more than the Simpsons
This reminds me of money heist so much
6:46 “how do I sell it” chip it into small pieces and sell to pawnshops around the world
"im a fucking genius" also joe: "big bank in new york"
The heist talked about in the last vid is like the movie inside man
BRO THIS BASED ON A MOVIE
funfact the vault has 214billion
4:56 bro someone better call up Lester for this new heist
I will be watching Joe during my classes bro, he's that entertaining. literally making my life better 😍
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
most genuine and most funny person on the platform for me
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. K
1:37 yeah, happens all the time here in Indiana
Joe could fit as Heath Ledger's joker's young life
Hear me out: get a team of like 20 people to go in there, each have pistols. There will be a metal detector so use plastic airsoft guns because they look real and they'll take you seriously. After you have your men inside, they will have bullet proof vests under their suits so they can take a few shots. You have your men talk to all the guards and you talk to the front desk guy. Although he may not have a gun, he's the most dangerous because he can push a button that signals the police. You make sure he doesn't press it and bring him to the vault. He probably won't have a key card, so knock him out in a safe location and grab his ID. Then you need your men in your queue to take out the guards from the head with something like a really sharp plastic knife that they would have had. Once the guards are taken out and no one can signal the police, You are alone for around 5 minutes before the police eventually find out and start to come over. You get into the vault with the information from the guards and each of you will grab 2 bars of gold. You put on ski masks, run to your van, and drive away. Once you are far away to a specific and trusting location, drop off all the gold and leave the gold there until 1 week. You use one of the gold bars to get plane tickets to somewhere extremely far away, grab the rest of the gold, ship it with you but each of you will be shipping 2 bars. The guards won't be suspesius until after you land, realizing you are the ones who took the gold. You get to your landing place, meet up and drive away. You each drive to s specific location at least 1,000 miles away and each 4 months, trade a gold bar for the money. you each split the money, wait with each other until the money is fully retrieved, and go your separate ways.
I hope Joe see's this cuz I spent some time thinking about all this
bro why does it actually sound good 😂
@@thecyreniu5276 Bless you for reading that whole thing😅
if a guy sends you a text as a bank worker saying i want 100 million dollors worth of gold you dont just give it to them
Not knowing how much cash is inside is the beauty of robbing an ATM. IRL lootbox.
News headline: New Jersey resident miserably fails to rob the Bank Of England
Bro the 1st one was inspired by Lego 😂
This video has been recomended to me 100 times
5:28 metal detector joe... metal detector
“When I’m 30 years old I’m gonna start robbing atms”
Joseph managed to get himself onto 2 watchlists within a 20 minute video
He would buy a go-kart 😂😂😂
Joe is on a watchlist after this video
love the vid lmao but im so much smarter now😍💀😭
Joe u the best me and my sis love u
Joe really be plotting on stream
9:10 I'd rob the earth for fucks sake 💀
People don’t be doing heists, they be stealing crypto or other internet shit
The thumbnail lmao
only 9 years and 4 more months and we got him
Bro if you rob the New York bank you’ll be fine all you Gotta do is just Go hide then go call Lester 😂😏
Bro Joe is so entertaining fr
4:40 otta call Lester for that heist
Joe is kinda devious
joe boutta hit the streets
How come i never knew joe had a youtube? My days better!
Lol i was the one that said something a bout ballistic armor, im wheezing rn.
joe is gigachad
1. Become a banker
2. Make the bankers your friend
3. Tell them you drop your wallet
4. Destroy the power.
5. Since your the bankers the vault would be open already
6. Take the money
7. Give it to someone and blame for stealing the money
8. Take the cameras and wipe the memory.
9. Quit the job and hack the system and make some random guy the banker.
10. Just walk away 😎👌
bro someone told you in chat to rob bill gates Lmao
the title:how to rob a bank
next day: somone robbed a bank and came to my building
Getting this notification lightened my day