Another perfect thumbnail. Also for the 0 IQ people out there who claims I now censor swear words. I've been censoring the first 30 seconds of any video for the past 2-3 months now. The rest of the video literally still has all the stuff in it.
@@lecourtisan4554 It pretty much did. Iirc the French were occupied by USA and UK before an official surrender by Germany, and those in USA-occupied areas basically hated the Americans for treating them so badly.
Considering their government... it feels like proper description of events. Just like the French they had good soldiers, good navy, good equipment and politicians who fucked it all up.
USA: "Hey France, you know how you almost bankrupted yourself getting us our independance from the Brits?" France: ".....Oui?" USA: "Yeaaaaah.....thats what we call a rookie move, we're taking southern and central France"
They didn't do it for us, they did it because they were petty and hated Britain. They lost maybe a couple thousand men, we lost hundreds of thousands of men liberating France twice over.
"Hey, France, so we protected you from the Germans" "Mmhmm" "And we spent a lot of bombs and arms fighting them, as well as a lot of good men" "Oui" "So maybe you could.... You know..." "What?" "....pay us back?" "....non" *Insert "DOH NOO" here* Edit: Holy shit this almost got as many likes as Bo's pinned.
US: *gives guns to France and tells them they'll have to pay them back when the war is over* France: *agrees* *Couple years later...War ends, Allies win, the treaty is being signed* US: Ah yes, time for that "repayment"! *takes Vichy France(territory)*
Here is why bokoen s games are so much fun: THE MAJOR PLAYERS DO NOT LEAVE! Every fu..ing time I have a big round the major players from one side leave after the other side has a small advantage!
In reality the US president at the time wanted to treat France as an enemy state and take their territory like they did to the Germans. The UK prime minister convinced him not to do so.
Another perfect thumbnail. Also for the 0 IQ people out there who claims I now censor swear words. I've been censoring the first 30 seconds of any video for the past 2-3 months now. The rest of the video literally still has all the stuff in it.
Bokoen1 ikr
Ikr
Bokoen1 nicotine
Bokoen1 perfect just like you 🥰
That thiccc us country ball
France: We’re finally free!
USA: Well yes, but actually no
consider it... under new management
*_well no but actually no_*
To think this nearly happened in real life.
Isn't this karma for the American for what they did in the Independent war?
@@lecourtisan4554 It pretty much did. Iirc the French were occupied by USA and UK before an official surrender by Germany, and those in USA-occupied areas basically hated the Americans for treating them so badly.
I love the famous Italian leader Chaos and Confusion
Considering their government... it feels like proper description of events. Just like the French they had good soldiers, good navy, good equipment and politicians who fucked it all up.
Rumor has it he still rules the country to this day.
@@Flight_of_Icarus I heard he also started to secretly rule UK
Mr Mister
Well that has to be the worst kept secret if I have ever heard one.
@GenericGamer no.227 army=/=industry=/=government=/=army
Me: about to sleep
Bokoen1: uploads hoi4 mp in a nutshell
Me: sleeps anyway because it’s not a full episode
Me: What’s the time zone in Denmark
Isorrow: What’s Denmark
yes
So when are you doing another Equestria at War mod episode for Hoi4?
Yo wtf is Belgium isn't that just north western germany
U1_GlitchyFN I thought denmark didn’t exist
That's why you gotta read the contract for your lend-lease.
Charles de Gaulle: Wait why does it say you want to enslave 30% of my people and occupy half my country?
FDR: :trollface:
US: I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
France: this deal is getting worse all the time!
Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
@@EnderMan59 Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
ObadiahtheSlim THIS DEAL IS... actually pretty fair...
I Understood That Reference😎
*Proceeds To Puppet France*
Bokoen's fleet: It's okay sir, we're just ships, we're expendable.
Peef's lend lease: Not to me
I swear to god It's not the first time I see you here
Is this, _is this a clone wars reference I see?_
@@pierresihite8854 No shit
Peef Is Plo Koon
3:50 wouldn't be a Bokoen1 video without a speech bubble not setup correctly
I should probably start proof watching videos lmao
@@Bokoen1 dont
Do
Bokoen1 it’s a tradition
Chaos and Confusion was always Italy's greatest leader.
He was better than mussolini
At least the divisions were empowered by Anarchy
"I need 200 horses"
America: *Sure we'll just load them on the nearest Battleship estimated delivery 31 days*
France: You have freed us!
USA: Oh I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management!
Megamind?
You were ahead of the times my man.
concentration camps? nah we got sobriety camps
The French player actually sounded pretty chill in this video, it was quite nice to hear someone not screeching the whole time :)
yessssssss
USA: "Hey France, you know how you almost bankrupted yourself getting us our independance from the Brits?"
France: ".....Oui?"
USA: "Yeaaaaah.....thats what we call a rookie move, we're taking southern and central France"
France ....*insert Doh Noooo here*
They didn't do it for us, they did it because they were petty and hated Britain. They lost maybe a couple thousand men, we lost hundreds of thousands of men liberating France twice over.
@@Cynderfan35 That upset America, who punished them severely.
5:38
When Italy gets taken over by a lovecraftian elder god
Fascism is a hell of a drug
They're efficiency would probably jump by 1 million percent
*Allies get foothold in Italy*
-Italy responds in a calm and collected manor-
New Italian Leader: *CHAOS AND CONFUSION*
France: My people !!!
USA: I think you mean "MY PEOPLE"
Boston Hunter perfect comment
Soviets: NO OUR PEOPLE
UK: Invasion of Gibraltar
Spain: Am I a joke to you
France: "At last the Germans are no more."
USA: "Not if anything to say about it, i have!"
President Yoda, 1945
"France had to pay a high price for freedom"
USA: *oil*
Avery the Cuban-American You’re everywhere!
*Direct rule from Washington*
DOWN WITH THE NAZIS!
UP WITH THE STARS!
i mean, i'm still convinced US ruled Europe would be better than a EU europe. the EU is a goddamn mess.
So was this a practice run for the Team America Achievement where you nuke occupied Paris?
Wait is that a actual ingame acheivement?
@@flamingrubys11 yes. It's called Team America.
@@josephcola9662 oh my fucking god it is
That's amazing. Paradox, *what the fuck? XD*
@@KingDerpy13 well america did nuke moscow in one game, maybe paris in the future ~
France: Thanks for the help America, is there any way we can repay you?
America:.....take off your pants
Peef: Exists
Censorship: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
The american just fly in and bombed europe so hard that göring got depression and killed himself
Edit:jesus alredy 600 likes chill
I love how they added ck2 mechanics in hoi4
You mean Meyer?
« No ally plane can reach the ruhr. I an ally plane manages to reach the ruhr, i am no longer göring, you call me Hermann Meyer » -Hermann Meyer
US be like “The French are being oppressed but we can help! How? BECAUSE CHARRED SKELETONS CAN’T BE OPPRESSED”
US: *Death before subjugation*
I just love how much of a meme taking Iwo Jima has become off of one game. Still gets me every time
*Mussolini gets ousted*
_New Italian leader: chaus and confusion_
Litteraly every post-war Italian government:
*HOLD MY SPAGHETT*
"And you need to create an anime called Girls & Panzer"
"I'll definitely create a game called evenicle tho"
Amazing
I remember this clause in the Potsdam Declaration
"Hey, France, so we protected you from the Germans"
"Mmhmm"
"And we spent a lot of bombs and arms fighting them, as well as a lot of good men"
"Oui"
"So maybe you could.... You know..."
"What?"
"....pay us back?"
"....non"
*Insert "DOH NOO" here*
Edit: Holy shit this almost got as many likes as Bo's pinned.
America starts getting weird Deja Vu
Ahhhh revenge is best served a few centuries late...
Barnaby Duggan we thought you forgot about that...
Oversimplified is god
Gonna dislike cause you asked for a heart lel.
French: Yes we are free
America: I wouldn't say free, more like under new management
America in thumbnail: ENLARGE
Iwo Jima Recaptured and France “Liberated”...Nice Combination
I'll create a game called "Evenicle" though. Truly a man of exquisite taste.
Evenicle 2 when
Icarus Thorn can’t wait for the English localization
@@GoldenSpatulas If what you told me was true you will have gained my trust, and a free trip to Siberia.
Hey hey people
Evenicle is cursed
Ramius #1 btw
US: *gives guns to France and tells them they'll have to pay them back when the war is over*
France: *agrees*
*Couple years later...War ends, Allies win, the treaty is being signed*
US: Ah yes, time for that "repayment"! *takes Vichy France(territory)*
France: "You saved us!"
America: "Oh no, more like under new management."
yes
yes
Girsl Und Panzer: Refused
Bo: Now, Mr. Roosvelt, remember about that Manhattan project thing?
9:22 this truly is a free france
How is it that even after 100+ of these videos they’re still so entertaining
Here is why bokoen s games are so much fun: THE MAJOR PLAYERS DO NOT LEAVE!
Every fu..ing time I have a big round the major players from one side leave after the other side has a small advantage!
Last time I was this early was for the boys in Kiev!
1 minute ago, hot dang!
Joseph Cola I still remember Dressel being encircled By the Czech IA...Those moments are unforgivable
im still writin a book on it
@@autogaming8324 Looking forward to it
Tripper Aka Auto I’ll take your entire stock
"How dare you do the optimal strategy to win!"
Hungary
France: Thank you, you've freed us!
USA: I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management"
2:24 The real reason America and France are allies
America: *helps*
France: My God, Thank you! How can we ever repay?
America: Hmmmm
"I'm leaving Now"-'George S. Patton' on D-Day, 9 Nov, 1943
When College took back Iwo Jima, it made me want to watch hentai.
That on-time "Dieppe will be mine!" then "Yes sir!"
“I’ll create a video game called evenicle though”
Underated joke! XD
*Sicily falls*
Mussolini: Time to abandon ship
3:20
>sails into western Mediterranean
>destroys half the Italian navy
>refuses to elaborate
1:57 *the deep hum of b17 engines slowly gets loader and louder*
The price for freedom:
Bo's sanity
(Whatever's left of it)
In reality the US president at the time wanted to treat France as an enemy state and take their territory like they did to the Germans. The UK prime minister convinced him not to do so.
No need to sleep if I can watch this.
“I’ll create a video game called evenicle” ah yes a man of culture
This is a classic episode for me. Has everything.
US: *Takes iwo jima
Japan: surrender
So Hoi4 Equestria at War mod MP in a nutshell video when?
I'm still waiting for the Kaiserreich gameplay.
God... every time I look at this thumbnail... it’s just so perfect for some reason
finally a Hoi4 nutshell video where there is hardly any yelling.
'Freedom isn't free, it takes folks like you and me'
France: You freed us!
USA: I wouldn’t say freed, more like under new management.
Me: *Tries to go sleep early*
Bokoen: imma need u shut dat bullshit up chief
France: We’re finally free!
USA: Oh I wouldn't say 'Freed', more like Under new Management
Peef's a goddamned treasure.
*When you're so early the speech bubbles aren't working.*
3:50
Boy oh boy
The pride of freedom is steep
You know the episode is gonna be good when one countryball is really stretched
Holy crap, that bit with the lend-lease at the beginning was funny
France: dies both ways.
America: its free real estate
"I'll create a videos game called Evenicle,though" Ah i see that Japan is a Man of culture as well :p
*NIGHTMARE LIBERATED*
I can imagine American gulags in France for 20 years afterwards and America saying, “ I still need those guns.”
That thumbnail shows freedom at its finest!
Manifest Destinying in the wrong direction
USA: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, the arsenal of Democracy is now available on isle 4.
UK: Do you take American Express?
*(Lend Lease Intensifies)*
USA: It's over Japan I have the high ground!
Japan: You underestimate my power!
USA: Don't try it!
Japan: BANZAI!!!!
Japan: "I'll create a man called Evenicle if you white peace"
A fellow man of culture I see!
People in Vichy France be like: "You have liberated us!"
USA: "More like under new management.
8:49 ah I see college is also a man of culture
French people: Master America, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?
dramatic music
America: "Ignites B-17s."
Literally the US did what it wanted to do in real life and occupied France
Vichy France: Exists
America: It’s free real estate
First nutshell episode that I watched the twitch stream of
New rule for Hoi 4:
Whoever is playing USA is not allowed bombing anyone.
Especially Swimmy! Bombers are now forbidden!
When I read the title I knew it was gonna be good
I heard clapped more times in this video than all of 2018
Yay, the country-thing-a-ma-bobs are back!
Freedom ain't free, it costs HOI4 player's dignity
The French: We're free!
Peef: More like under new management
Freedom ain't free, pay up or sever your sentance.
I'm hearing the sound of FREEDOM
5:54 its blaskowitz!?!?!
Japan lost control of Iwo Jima and lost control of it's chat-bubble text
historically, Mussolini was subsequently captured through operation husky, until he was liberated after a few days by forces of the Wehrmacht.
Uk: i'll need 200 horses
Us: i'll call kentucky up
France: you've saved us! U.S. oh I wouldn't say freed more like under new management
when you dont read the fine print on a contract
ngl that was a *_THICC_* america
I decided not to skip the ad for this one reason: it was perfect for the title.