Well well well, MC Pitman, pitman, remixing, ya get meh, I don't fink ya get meh, I don't fink ya get meh at all, no, Pitman is ere (wot), get me a pint ov bitter, Need to have a crap hey, head for the shitter, I work all day an some say I'm destructive, But I'm not flakey like you, singing detective, I'm ok cuz I've got me toast, I'm going to me mam's to get a sunday roast, You're a member of the wank bank, you know that, tosser, You're on the dole fool, fat bastard, dosser, Scumbag scum that's yer name, You're rappin on williams remix of ever brown, Stop smiling ya daft clown, I've gotta go to town, to get sum washing up liquid, (what), Ya wack mate, ya won't get anywhere, timmy mallet's ya dad, Yer mum's stopped being magnum now she's a slag, she gets done on the rag, You're one ov them, deejays that's always on the blag, Get a wash mate, I've got no water down ere I've just pissed in the sink, use that there, Ya sound like tony blaire, yer got a girly voice, is graham norton ya best mate, Witness the pitness, you're all wack bitches, one fag one tea, Witness the pitness, dropping true lyrics, I don't fink ya get meh, Witness the pitness, you're all great tossers, one coal one spade, Witness the pitness, I just keep diggin' cuz pitman's mi name, Swiggin' the pitman juice, the number one recluse, Tetley in mi right hand in mi left's a cheese cob, On the shelf a hob nob wiv chocolate on, I'm like the kray cold bomb(?) runnin' the underground, Ya don't get meh do ya, you're all still makin' shit music arn't ya, What's ya secret, ya found out alvin stardust is ya dad, well fuck off to the states an kiss some arse, Yer need americans to mek yer look good don't ya, us british mc's too proper for ya, Not like the streets who talks like a cockney, arn't ya from birmingham ya nob, ya get meh, We don't give a frig about ya friggin' aeriel, so stick it up ya arse wiv ya pirate material, what, What street ya from, coronation street, shag vera duckworth on ya day off, Witness the pitness, you're all wack bitches, one fag one tea, Witness the pitness, yer on coke tossers cuz ya dont get meh, Witness the pitness, I got all the coal, smokeless chokeless, You're all swimmin' in yer own shit arn't yer, buy ya sampler like a geeky student, Don't know a fing about hiphop yer virgin, except what yer see on MTV bass, An that gets shitter by the day, (you know it), the old school videos from 93 they play, I'll line you up and I'll piss in yer face, then run off wiv the bog roll for a laugh, Yer can't get a bird, you had a threesome wiv the krankees and they fucked off cuz you were crap, And then yer tried to rap, didn't yer used to be in the wee papa girl rapper's mate, Discipline stay off the mic cuz yer life's over, you'll believe thats a must, Procedure with speed to the exit, and fuck off yer twat, cuz yer profiting y'all, Witness the pitness, yer all wack bitches, one style one song, Witness the pitness pitman is everywhere fool, ya get, Witness the pitness yer all shit wankers, one coal one spade, Witness the pitness there can be only one, and pitman's mi name, yeah, shout outs to all the pitmen out there, keep it proper, Don't go on big bruvva get a life like me, I've got coal to dig mate uh, I see yer mum's moved on from the magnum look mate, now she's got a beard and she looks like fucking rolf harris, Has yer dog got a broken leg, can't she sort it out .. come on rolf.....
Pure Midlands, nothing quite else like this album as far as I know? He's so spot on about rappers sounding like their from London or America.. Reply if I'm missing other music like this!
YEEEEHHH MANNN!!!!! THIS IS A TUNE.. i was literally thinkin about 2 minutes ago, 'i wonder if this guys taken influence from roots manuva at all' lol then i saw 'witness the pitness' BRILLIANT.
3:10"You can't get a bird, you had a threesome with the Krankies, but they fucked off cos' you were crap"! I bumped into the Krankies on Saturday made me think of this song...
I think me sister Kate broke Singh's leg in Revolutions where he were a doorman then accidentally crashed his wheelchair into a wall causing immense pain. Oops lolz
Anyone seen the latest IKEA advert?
Five seconds in and I'm singing Witness the Pitness 🤣 Ten years on and this is still in my head. Quality
10 years later and this is still brilliant.
long live cheese cobs
Well well well,
MC Pitman, pitman, remixing, ya get meh, I don't fink ya get meh, I don't fink ya get meh at all, no,
Pitman is ere (wot), get me a pint ov bitter,
Need to have a crap hey, head for the shitter,
I work all day an some say I'm destructive,
But I'm not flakey like you, singing detective,
I'm ok cuz I've got me toast,
I'm going to me mam's to get a sunday roast,
You're a member of the wank bank, you know that, tosser,
You're on the dole fool, fat bastard, dosser,
Scumbag scum that's yer name,
You're rappin on williams remix of ever brown,
Stop smiling ya daft clown, I've gotta go to town, to get sum washing up liquid, (what),
Ya wack mate, ya won't get anywhere, timmy mallet's ya dad,
Yer mum's stopped being magnum now she's a slag, she gets done on the rag,
You're one ov them, deejays that's always on the blag,
Get a wash mate, I've got no water down ere I've just pissed in the sink, use that there,
Ya sound like tony blaire, yer got a girly voice, is graham norton ya best mate,
Witness the pitness, you're all wack bitches, one fag one tea,
Witness the pitness, dropping true lyrics, I don't fink ya get meh,
Witness the pitness, you're all great tossers, one coal one spade,
Witness the pitness, I just keep diggin' cuz pitman's mi name,
Swiggin' the pitman juice, the number one recluse,
Tetley in mi right hand in mi left's a cheese cob,
On the shelf a hob nob wiv chocolate on,
I'm like the kray cold bomb(?) runnin' the underground,
Ya don't get meh do ya, you're all still makin' shit music arn't ya,
What's ya secret,
ya found out alvin stardust is ya dad, well fuck off to the states an kiss some arse,
Yer need americans to mek yer look good don't ya, us british mc's too proper for ya,
Not like the streets who talks like a cockney, arn't ya from birmingham ya nob, ya get meh,
We don't give a frig about ya friggin' aeriel, so stick it up ya arse wiv ya pirate material, what,
What street ya from, coronation street, shag vera duckworth on ya day off,
Witness the pitness, you're all wack bitches, one fag one tea,
Witness the pitness, yer on coke tossers cuz ya dont get meh,
Witness the pitness, I got all the coal, smokeless chokeless,
You're all swimmin' in yer own shit arn't yer, buy ya sampler like a geeky student,
Don't know a fing about hiphop yer virgin, except what yer see on MTV bass,
An that gets shitter by the day, (you know it), the old school videos from 93 they play,
I'll line you up and I'll piss in yer face, then run off wiv the bog roll for a laugh,
Yer can't get a bird, you had a threesome wiv the krankees and they fucked off cuz you were crap,
And then yer tried to rap, didn't yer used to be in the wee papa girl rapper's mate,
Discipline stay off the mic cuz yer life's over, you'll believe thats a must,
Procedure with speed to the exit, and fuck off yer twat, cuz yer profiting y'all,
Witness the pitness, yer all wack bitches, one style one song,
Witness the pitness pitman is everywhere fool, ya get,
Witness the pitness yer all shit wankers, one coal one spade,
Witness the pitness there can be only one, and pitman's mi name,
yeah, shout outs to all the pitmen out there, keep it proper,
Don't go on big bruvva get a life like me, I've got coal to dig mate uh,
I see yer mum's moved on from the magnum look mate, now she's got a beard and she looks like fucking rolf harris,
Has yer dog got a broken leg, can't she sort it out .. come on rolf.....
U on crack?
This song fucking bangs
And it still is 12 years later..
PITMAN IS EVERYWHERE!!!! East Mids represent!!!
One coal one spade.
PITMAN! The world needs you more now than ever!
Pure Midlands, nothing quite else like this album as far as I know? He's so spot on about rappers sounding like their from London or America.. Reply if I'm missing other music like this!
Sleaford Mods , Skorzayzee
Kid Acne - Council Pop and Romance is Dead albums
Kid Acne - Council Pop and Romance is Dead albums
South Yorks by Kid Acne *****
We need new Pitman more than ever. Get on it mate!
coalville representing
Tetley in my right hand, an' in my left a cheese cob. On the shelf a Hobnob, wi chocklet on!
Coalville for ever. And ever. Reprezent.
pitman = legend
yes yes used to see Styly Cee round Notts back in the day.
Better every time i here it
YEEEEHHH MANNN!!!!! THIS IS A TUNE..
i was literally thinkin about 2 minutes ago, 'i wonder if this guys taken influence from roots manuva at all' lol then i saw 'witness the pitness' BRILLIANT.
Real UK MC! Word. Dig coal dossers!!!
Woop woop ❤
Flakey like Singing Detective 😂😂😂
Come on, Rolf!
I'm OK cos I've got me toast, I'm going to me mams to get a sunday roast
second best cover, ever,Rolf
Mc Pittert!!
Pitman is here, get me a pint o bitter...
the original Sleaford Mod
pitman owns mike skinner... ding ding
da ya get me
One bag one tea.. Is Graham Norton your best mate
do you want to see my blue peter? Awesome been looking for this for years
Dope
WITNESS!
actually from mansfield i reckon. coalville just more apt with the coal and all that. proffesional footballer, coalville united. you dint know that!
Epic
Ahm yer Da
the world is in desperate need of some new pitman material,,,ya get meh!!!!
on tour with sleaford mods
rly?
Super Norwich 23 Woop woop
get a wash mate ive just pissed in the sink use that there hahahaha!
...come on Rolf !
"Has your dog got a broken leg? Can she sort it out?
bet body thought this would end up on an ikea advert
Someone upload Mr Pitiful from the It Takes A Nation of Tossers
that tune kicks ass!!
Is Graham Norton your best mate?
Upload his secret track from Showstopper (bigdaddy#12)
big.
Coalvillians
This reminds me of me bruvver G
Amanda Garrity
Mr Williamson,would you consider a battle with Pitman?
IKEA.... The rabbit is played by Pitman.
3:10"You can't get a bird, you had a threesome with the Krankies, but they fucked off cos' you were crap"! I bumped into the Krankies on Saturday made me think of this song...
Timmy Mallet's your Dad! LMAO!!!
@AbattoirDream well i think he produced some of that roots manuva album u get meh at least thats wot i heard
aren't you from birmingham, ya nob? ya get mehhh
i don't think you get me
@porksidewarrior damn right
he knows dunt eeh
on the shelf a hob nob..with chocolate on...
I think me sister Kate broke Singh's leg in Revolutions where he were a doorman then accidentally crashed his wheelchair into a wall causing immense pain. Oops lolz
Ya get meh???
From Kate not Paul
dat fitness
I don’t hey get us
Ja get meh?
I don't fink y'do.
Tetley? ffs. It's Yorkshire Tea or nothing.
amen
has ya dog got a broken leg?
Dunno. Call him a dog if y'all want. Watch me whip, watch me neigh neigh
MC Pitman >>>> 50 Pence!
Sleaford Mods... Y'get meh?
Witness the shitness
Good one mate, you must be really popular down the pub..
I think the kid that dances Michael Jackson is cooler.
yeh , umm roots manuva much better
14 years later and this is still brilliant.