I like to imagine that Mike's grandparent's are secretly way bigger weebs than Bijuu Mike himself but they're afraid that they'll embarrass him because they're such big weebs that it's low key cringe!
My mom: *walks in my room watching anime* My mom: "What are you watching??" Me: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... a Japanese Cartoon?" My mom: "Oh, ok!" *walks out of my room* Me: *WHEWWWWWWWWWWW*
I hate when my parents find all my figures and Manga, they always get disappointed in me the more of them they find. well, my dad is disappointed, my mom kind of is an anime fan...sort of..
SAME the weird thing is my mom is so wholesome and my dad used to play in like 45 bands and traveled all around the US doesn’t like that I watch TV-MA anime LIKE BROH
@@tvgirl6717 (This is Janu Wxlf's alt) I did hear. I know both sides of the statements and I can tell which one is wrong. Both have done wrong, and what she did wasn't grooming, per se. Listening to the audios is perfectly fine, though I do hope that people would stop slandering her for what she did. The victim had lied about several things, including their age and Yato seeking a relationship with them.
I showed my parents some of Danganronpa and they like the Characters but say they're too busy to play/watch it- I also got them to watch some of Haikyu and Bnha, they say their cool.
Bruh why my hair do me like this 😭 just decide if I should have blonde hair or brown instead of giving me blonde hair and brown eyebrows, I look so stupid 😭😭
Me:*sees guy with painted on face of Deku* Also Me: This isn’t want I meant when I said I wanted anime boys to be real mama.I just want my 2D husbandos.🥲😐
That version of deku is illegal straight to the police station The most cursed vid I ever seen in my career - Sasuke Uchiha cosplay as a fellow Konoha police
0:05 me watching anime 0:53 when your taking a 💩 in the school bathroom 2:01 SASUKE in different languages 2:36 me chillin with my 3D boyfriend 2:48 cosplay 3:27 Momma telling me I'm being adopted 5:17 Fake hood kids throwing up gang signs in class 5:47 kid practicing his hand signs 6:01 i'm bart simpson 6:24 i have not finished hunter X hunter 6:33 peel the avocado 6:41 day dada 6:49 beat anima glow ups 7:08 pow : bald korekiyo turned into one of gontas bugs 7:15 so what kind of shows are you into 7:24 song 7:29 attack on titan 7:46 Enjoy this, it's very relatable pogchamp 8:07 toxic anime fan 9:12 this chickens bussin 10:00 idk what to call this 10:40 is this the new pokemon 10:57 anime protagonist 11:14 anima kid walking home alone 11:38 how anime characters stub their toe 11:58 anima vs irl 12:12 Florida man 12:30 wait 12:41 i have no words for this 13:15 what's your favorite color 13:36 i love death note 13:53 titan 14:04 might guy challenging kakashi 14:19 pov : that one kid that thinks there deku 14:37 Illumis allergic to cherrys 14:42 guess you are 14:53 domino pizza 15:29 macaroni with the chicken strips 15:40 Akatsuki is now assembled 16:10 this video : 16:27 calling 16:38 Daichi- oops wrong picture 16:52 warning headphone users 17:02 sussy 17:16 i don't even know what to say why did i do this
Everyone: Watching video like nOrMaL people Me: **trying to do the voices of my favorite Danganronpa characters and realizing I could do an alright Gundham**
Thank you so much, Mike! I haven't watched your videos in a while and was very pleased to see your Omori gameplay! This video inspired me to keep trying to look for this really obscure manga I had been looking for for years! It's called Hollow Fields. Extremely underrated and wonderfully done!
Fun fact: people who comment "first" havent watched the while video yet Also im making a manga wall right now while watching this, bijuu mike, youre amazing, remember that
Izuku: *Here, have a bite Puppy~*
Bijuu: *utter discomfort*
Me: *Dies of laughter*
*Me curling into a ball laughing my ars off and begging for it to stop and be over*
I was screeching at that ✨creature✨ the entire time it was on screen
same
When I watched that thing at that moment I had wished I was never born
More like dies from cringe
Bijuu Mike: “that’s literally the scariest thing ive ever seen.”
DDLC:
Ibuki
DDLC be like: am I a joke to you ಥ_ಥ
@@lecringeyay3125
Yes.
@@jackieronaldwayerston6723 so it's a joke to you
@@lecringeyay3125 r/yourjokebutworse (I think lmao)
Caillou: *exists*
Mike: "Yes, Callo"
F chain
F
F
F
*F*
My mom walked in when Hisoka...
well.
"gOOoOOonnN~"
Oop
I hope the conversation between you and your mom wasn't so awkward-
I salute you
*Visable f e a r*
LOL THAT HAPPENED TO MY COUSIN WITH HIM AND HIS DAD
*He did not just watch a Philippine blogger-*
*I'm proud of you Bijuu*
Lol
What part?
@@Myrrlat mimiyua
Im in phillphine gang
@@epic_style I said what part of the vid
The way that Mike pronounces Calliou is only SLIGHTLY painful
Same
Callo
It killed me 😂😂😂😂
It was really painful to me
@@ghostsinspace Yeah, I was joking when I put the "slightly".
I love how Scrub-Chan is just chilling in the top corner-
Scrub-Chan be like: ayoo wassup
Lol
Scrub-Chan is p r o t e c t i n g us
Yes
Scrub-Chan is *staring at us menacingly*
*” This chicken BUSSIN “*
lmao.
Never speak again
You have lost the privilege of voice
That THING will be in my nightmares
And I will never go to Popeyes again
...
Im eating one rn
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
I love how his only question for the last one is “why are you in the shower?”
Deku: here watch me *Eats Chicken* mmhh
Me: ...
That’s enough for today
That ain’t deku
I want to die now
I like to imagine that Mike's grandparent's are secretly way bigger weebs than Bijuu Mike himself but they're afraid that they'll embarrass him because they're such big weebs that it's low key cringe!
Same
:0
Or they are weeabo’s and they don’t wanna embarrass him XD
I feel lied to now
Cant like cuz...
5 ( 69 )
Jujutsu: The careful art of folding clothes while people are still in them.
@clausin
Heyyy maki roll
Neeheehee ~
@@wera-748 🔪
Uh oh- I am in the wrong game
@clausin oof 😔
Me: i wonder what i should do today?
All the animes i haven't finished: Am i a joke to you?👁️👄👁️
YES
Ik I just DONT idk whyyyy
I want to finish black butler, but I just don't...?
@@dabagelking5166 haha yeah it took me like three months to finish black butler XD
@@dabagelking5166 same
9:14
that’s the most scary thing I’ve ever seen in my entire 13 years of existence....
i’m literally crying laughing bdjxjxkkd
This si the scariewt thing ever the last 10 years
Ah yes. My favorite children’s cartoon. C A L L O O
CALLOO
Lmao
CALLOO
C A L L O O
KayLoo
THE DAY HAS COME- pun intended
I appreciate this joke
Lol yes
Thank you
@Taryn Lowe TODOROKI-KUNNN ✋
*Todoroni :D*
That deku chicken tiktok just gave me a reason to go vegan route.
same 💀
It reminds me of yagami yato
Same
@@Etchy_Rannon IT DIDDDDDDD BAHAHAAA
Lol
mike: this is how nagito fans are
me, a nagito fan AND kinnie: you are indeed correct.
Yes
He's like so pretty for no reason
Agreed tho lol
@101 *n a g I t o*
The promised neverland got me- 😭
Edit: WELCOME TO TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU LOST AND LAUGHED! Now reply what you did.
"tHiS iSiNt ThE cHuMbUcKeT-"
That got me so hard lmfao
I watched the whole video without a single laugh
This isn’t the CHUM BUCKET!
These are my parents-right?These things are adopting me-right?
-Isabella, gimme the smarter ones please, not the idiots
9:34 “why is their voice so good too-“ *inhales* someone educate this mans
Yes
Can we talk about how he pronounced “Caillou”
It's annoying
I BE LIKE- DA FAQ-
*D-DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA!!!*
Rock means caillou in French.
@@mrsb09 👁️👄👁️🤣
Rantaro: Avocado
Tsumugi : I’m about to end this whole mans career
Peko Hi It’s Me!!!
@@ibukimioda7549 Hi Ibuki
Guacamole 😋
@@baconbot62 Peel the avocado
@@ibukimioda7549 ibuki i work at NC Donald s now
The promised neverland season one is amazing. After that read the manga.
Season 2 Rocks tho
I’m mad at how season 2 just didn’t include the entire goldy pond arc but it’s still fine
Vouch
@@shin9562 nah season two sucks
I'm doing that with mha rn I watched the series now I'm reading the manga
his delayed reaction to the "useless" meme was hilarious
Starting a petition for him to react to todoroni and cheese
**Shows AOT clips**
Girl: Is this the new Pokémon?
Everyone: **visible disappointment**
why it gotta be a girl though?
@@grace.mich11 your right it has to be
THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD
@@grace.mich11 10:40
Me being a girl and loving pokemon: **visible disappointment**
@@krispychickennugget Fr, I'm also a girl who loved pokemon, **also visible disappointment**
My mom: *walks in my room watching anime*
My mom: "What are you watching??"
Me: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... a Japanese Cartoon?"
My mom: "Oh, ok!" *walks out of my room*
Me: *WHEWWWWWWWWWWW*
OMG SO REALATIBLE (ignore my spelling)
@ushy gushy KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YASS QUEEN!
not to sound so stuckery, but can I get a hug?
@@kamakuravibes9253 IT IS RELATABLE :D
I felt that Lol
I found you long lost fren
2:30
he didnt say sasuke only
he said "Sag schon sasuke!"
Which means "tell me sasuke"
8:50
The fact that i just watched jimmy neutron is killing me
"I don't expect a lot of the Danganronpa ones to be funny"
*The DR community literally being known for it's blursed memes*:
Me:*see’s creepy deku with chicken*
Me again:I’m never eating chicken again...
My soul has screamed to death 💀⚰️
As a deku simp I am scared....,
@Preston Winans no
👱🏻🍗
@Preston Winans you are not the only one don’t worry
I hate when my parents find all my figures and Manga, they always get disappointed in me the more of them they find. well, my dad is disappointed, my mom kind of is an anime fan...sort of..
Chiaki Hi It’s Meeeee!!!!!
Lol my dad has watched attack on titan and he got really really mad when he found out I am watching it-
@Hana Kamishiro Well then we probably differ in age lol-
@Hana Kamishiro I mean- technically attack on Titan IS for ages 18 and over-
SAME the weird thing is my mom is so wholesome and my dad used to play in like 45 bands and traveled all around the US doesn’t like that I watch TV-MA anime LIKE BROH
As a Floridian, I felt the "what is wrong with Florida" at a spiritual level.
Preach seperate Floridian
Hello fellow Flordian.
HIS REACTION AT 7:24 LMAO
So I watch a LOT of anime (which my mom doesn’t know a thing about) and so she complains that I watch to much “mang-a”
Mike: DONT CALL ME PUPPY
me: Deku calls y/n puppy and other characters call y/n nicknames too so ur welcome for explaining
and the nickname is made by yagami yato which is why i feel like puking everytime i hear it
@@deezducks5820 YES I HATE IT
*me sitting there enjoying Yagami Yato audios* : Why must you hurt me in this way.
@@januwxlf177 wait you didn’t hear what she did??
@@tvgirl6717 (This is Janu Wxlf's alt) I did hear. I know both sides of the statements and I can tell which one is wrong. Both have done wrong, and what she did wasn't grooming, per se. Listening to the audios is perfectly fine, though I do hope that people would stop slandering her for what she did. The victim had lied about several things, including their age and Yato seeking a relationship with them.
my parents always walk in when i’m switching episodes and the sus ads are everywhere
F
this is such a bug coincidence that he posted when i was crying and was soooo stressed. i’m so much better now :)
What do you know? We're very similar.
I always seem to be crying and stressed every day because of school and videos like this help me feel better
@@megameme29 oh my god same
Wth same
Today was a super stressful day for me and he just happened to post
Im crying too-
Would you like a virtual hug?
9:13 AS soon as deku comes in with the Popeyes it’s cursed
14:21
My friends legitimately call me todoroki.
Lmao
Me getting excited thinking bijuu might know the promised neverland, bijuu: I’ve only watched 1 episode..
Hey guys It’s me Ibuki Mioda
That's sad-
woah all these characters here its a crossover
*CRIES*
@@xyzmiaa YES
I can never look at deku the same again- thats all I have to say
True😂😳
Same bro deku is scary I was a simp but now im scared
They ruined Deku for me ✌️😔
Bijuu: "You know how a few of the action figures can be kinda risky?"
Every anime fan: "Tell me about it-"
AKTEER GAMES
lol
Hi aigan (:
Why'd you change your profile
He actually meant risque, as in ✨smexual✨
I AM NEVER IN MY ENTIRE DAMN ANIME LOVING LIFE WATCHING MY CURSED ACADEMIA EVER AGAIN
I’ve laughed more at this on video than I have the entire year TvT
6:51 NOT “KALLOA” 😭😭
The chair one got me cuz I know the characters that are in it
l: *bumps toe*
also l: hm, you must be kira
@@queenofdirt1241 shikria?
@@blueberrycow776 ya sorry im not good at spelling japanese/anime names, sorry
I see MHA. I click.
Edit: “don’t call me puppy!” - YY: HOW DARE YOU-!
Bro I felt that to tho
It's either gonna be "Puppy" or "Doll"
If you don't like it
✨Leave✨
Mood
When deku said "this chicken busting" I couldn't stop laughing
that chicken is b u s s i n
That ain’t deku
Nobody:
Me: *starts to get of couch*
My back: *snap crackle pop*
Me: tf-
The way he said “That’s offensive to green haired people. I’m not an avocado”
😭✋
AKTEER GAMES
@@DeezNuuuts I see u everywhere
@@ShotoTodoroki-nf4co everywhere in THIS comment section. Ill try to spam comments with my name and my opinions on this channel cuz im bored
@@DeezNuuuts lmao
@@avemarialienadigraziail lol
I showed parents anime,
They dont care
AKTEER GAMES
I showed my parents some of Danganronpa and they like the Characters but say they're too busy to play/watch it- I also got them to watch some of Haikyu and Bnha, they say their cool.
I showed my dad MHA and now he won’t stop binge watching it
My dad know most of the word in the fist episode of bleach 🧑🦲
I forced my mom to watch tpn and aot, next is mha because I want her to suffer
everyone : bragging about how many animes they have watched
me who has only watched voltron
It be like that sometimes 💀✋
That’s not anime... but it’s a joke
@@stinkydoober voltron is an anime. It’s just a western anime meaning made in the US
And I thought anime means animation in Japanese, well I'm dum :P
I have only watched mha
2:31 this crap still got me crying
When you have to be a ninja at 10 but a principal at 5
*cough* naruto actor
"And why does he have white hair and black eyebrows"
Me, with light blonde hair and (very) dark brown eyebrows: 😑
I think I’ve found my twin
Bruh why my hair do me like this 😭 just decide if I should have blonde hair or brown instead of giving me blonde hair and brown eyebrows, I look so stupid 😭😭
The thumbnail...the thumbnail looks like an older Bijuu Mike trying to tell his kids about anime 😂😂😂😂
"Who actually takes a poo in the sChOoL bAtHrOoM? "
Me: idk mabie someone who needs to use the bathroom-?
But it’s a unspoken rule that you never take a dump in the school bathroom - you just wait till you get home
@@pumpkin9709 but wat if u REALLY need to go?
I totally didnt do that a time
Not me
@@pumpkin9709
Me and my friend who ever took a dump in the school bathroom :...
Nobody:
BiJuU mIkE: “Cow-l-oh”
Literally everyone else: “Kai-you”
9:49
😂lol
2:45
The spirit of Hifumi possessed Bijuu 👀💀
"Don't call me puppy" Yagami Yato fans:👀👁👄👁
*posted 14 seconds ago*
Me:
*SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK*
P R E A C H
@@imyour900yearoldgrandfathe4 Our lord and saviour Bijuu
AKTEER GAMES
AKTEER GAMES
@@jeantheyeetqueen983 He is seriously making everyone's quarantine better.
I came here to see if I’m here and because it’s Bijuu Mike
7:53 god my ears but still thanks for appreciating me like that
Let’s take a moment to realize that GONTA GOKUHARA SENT A REPLY TO BIJUU MIKE AND HE DIDNT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT-
Bijuu: i have only watched one epesode of the promised neverland
Me: F I N I S H I T
The FBI agent watching my screen: here we go again with anime 🤦
"What Pokemon comes even remotely close to looking like that?" Machamp.
7:29 even Mimiyuuh got in the meme world HAHAHAHHAA
😭✋the deku one had me dead
Me: *watching the promise neverland*
Dad: *walks in*
The anime: "GOOOONNN~"
Me: "HOW-"
AKTEER GAMES
@@DeezNuuuts PLS WHAT
@@violet-lp1dn your name isnt AKTEER GAMES. Im searching for my friend "AKTEER GAMES"
@@DeezNuuuts hmm i may be mistaken but i think ur name is akteer games, but im not sure
@@violet-lp1dn nom my name is "AKTEER GAMES" not "AKTEER GAMES"
Omg the deku one tho I almost died
Don’t y’all hate it when your mom sees you with your husbando/waifu cutboard
Atua!
DANG IT U GOT HERE FIRST 😔
Ur first lol
Original comment: Owow
@@tehchickennuggetduck7746 YOU CAUGHT ME 😭
Adding on to 8:21,
Fairytail? You mean Fay-ah-ree-tail?
bijuu mike: “callo”
Me: “ so I’ve been saying caillou wrong”
i knew this day would come...
next hes gonna read fanfics
(im joking my dudes)
AKTEER GAMES
Imagine he did😂-
@@Magic.Maiden_ I WOULD DIE BAHAHAHA💀
@[UgliBishYt] true
@@DeezNuuuts such inspirational words
Bijuu trying so hard to pronounce Jujutsu Kaisen:
Me: it's alright you said it right
Me:*sees guy with painted on face of Deku*
Also Me: This isn’t want I meant when I said I wanted anime boys to be real mama.I just want my 2D husbandos.🥲😐
That version of deku is illegal straight to the police station
The most cursed vid I ever seen in my career
- Sasuke Uchiha cosplay as a fellow Konoha police
You know how they get RiSkEy... I literally died 😂🤣
Pls next part, im dying of laughter while watching this :>
is it bad that i watch the ghost dance video with korekiyo, kiibo, shuichi, and rantaro like.. *A L L T H E T I M E ?*
Ya'll talking about how he pronounced calliou
But how is nobody going to point out this: 13:27
Sir that is death note
I think he's talking about the sound
@@lamp8881 yeah, i figured
0:05 me watching anime
0:53 when your taking a 💩 in the school bathroom
2:01 SASUKE in different languages
2:36 me chillin with my 3D boyfriend
2:48 cosplay
3:27 Momma telling me I'm being adopted
5:17 Fake hood kids throwing up gang signs in class
5:47 kid practicing his hand signs
6:01 i'm bart simpson
6:24 i have not finished hunter X hunter
6:33 peel the avocado
6:41 day dada
6:49 beat anima glow ups
7:08 pow : bald korekiyo turned into one of gontas bugs
7:15 so what kind of shows are you into
7:24 song
7:29 attack on titan
7:46 Enjoy this, it's very relatable pogchamp
8:07 toxic anime fan
9:12 this chickens bussin
10:00 idk what to call this
10:40 is this the new pokemon
10:57 anime protagonist
11:14 anima kid walking home alone
11:38 how anime characters stub their toe
11:58 anima vs irl
12:12 Florida man
12:30 wait
12:41 i have no words for this 13:15 what's your favorite color
13:36 i love death note
13:53 titan
14:04 might guy challenging kakashi
14:19 pov : that one kid that thinks there deku
14:37 Illumis allergic to cherrys
14:42 guess you are
14:53 domino pizza
15:29 macaroni with the chicken strips
15:40 Akatsuki is now assembled
16:10 this video :
16:27 calling
16:38 Daichi- oops wrong picture
16:52 warning headphone users
17:02 sussy
17:16 i don't even know what to say
why did i do this
So much effort *I love it*
thanks!
At 1:58 I couldn’t stop laughing at the end-
My weebness has gone to the point where I imagine anime characters at 3 AM
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
"Puppy"
Me: *yagami yato flashback*
😃 I want to die
WATCH THE PROMISED NEVERLAND, the second season is cool but the latest one IS SO SICK
AKTEER GAMES
Wait there’s already a third?
What-
2:30 when your disappointment is immesurable and the language you speak.
7:25 little did we know that Bijuu Mike actually enjoyed it 😳
Everyone: Watching video like nOrMaL people
Me: **trying to do the voices of my favorite Danganronpa characters and realizing I could do an alright Gundham**
BRUHHH ME TO 🙊🙊✨✨✨✨✨TWINSIESSS
@@M3ruM3gami *my god yes*
I can do Gundham and Himiko
Kinda strange if you ask
@Nagito Komaeda dAmN that is cool
When everyone says their first: Me:Then why is 200 ppl first-
Tons of people made a comment saying "first" and posted it at the same time : )
Cuz sometimes the comment section is just empty so they comment first
@101 idk mate sometime it wont let me spam
Is it me or the Deku cosplay was REALLY WEIRD
It isn't just you-
Thank you so much, Mike! I haven't watched your videos in a while and was very pleased to see your Omori gameplay! This video inspired me to keep trying to look for this really obscure manga I had been looking for for years! It's called Hollow Fields. Extremely underrated and wonderfully done!
Why is this dude and his content so funny?! Mike should fr be a stand-up comedian!
Fun fact: people who comment "first" havent watched the while video yet
Also im making a manga wall right now while watching this, bijuu mike, youre amazing, remember that
ahhhhhhhhhh give me your room
Don't be shy, allow me to break into your room
0:23
Soooooooooooooo,know one gonna talk about his sweater?.....
This Was Absolutely Funny! XD
7:37 does mike understand filipino or tagalog?
the person's name is mimiyuh or idk
"No i have to leave, and take the doki with me" i started crying of laughter