when he's British, Blasian, 5'11, has curly hair, cuddles, protectiveness, makes fun of me jokingly, gossips with me, mean to everyone but me, bilingual, smart, holds my hands, smiles at me in the halls
when he's taller than you, has curly but straight hair, calls you cute all the time, says that he loves you more, is good at studies, reads books that you suggest and accepts you for who you are, is good with kids, plays badminton, helps his grandma when she's sick and does things like check her blood pressure and sugar, liked you before you liked him back, stoops down and brings your ear near your mouth when you're speaking to listen properly😻
when he's older, taller, hella protective, got the. same brain as you, not awkward, is the most attractive in his friend group, has the same humour, great sense of style, has multiple friends who respect you, hates the same people you do cause of his friends misfortune
When she has wavy hair, has a cute voice/smile, smart af but doesn’t brag about it, respects everybody, not afraid to defend and express herself, has a couple close friends, good with kids, same ethnic group, loyal and honest, amazing cook, clingy, cute af: I wanna ride I wanna ride 😳
when he literally might hate you but you still like him even if he might don't remember your existing..and make you cry of joy....(hope we meet and talk seriously)
@idk nothing they just are more attracted to them, and there’s nothing wrong with that, some people are attracted to dark skinned people, it’s just human.
When he's quite ,older than you ,has curly hair reads books , wears glasses ,tall ,religious, kind, has a good sense of humor , British, has has deep voice ,respectful towards others and his parents and smells amazing ! I wanna ride I wanna ride 🤠
When she is short, a little fruity, confident, intelligent, protective, has just enough extrovert to dominate your introvert, has colored hair, watches anime, and is an Aquarius 😏
When he has dark hair, is younger, super cute, sarcastic but caring, has pretty eyes, smart in math (cuz I'm not 😭), respectful, taller, watches anime and, shows the slightest interest in me: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE ❤❤❤
when he's older than u...tall af...has long straight hairs..compliments u every time u post a selfie...likes ur childish side....and always advises u and is gud in studies..likes anime..and is mostly quite in class
when he has wavy hair, brown eyes, glasses or contacts, can dress, from NY, buys you gifts, goes on small dates, let’s you take cute pictures together, plays video games with you, funny, cares about his future, wants to have kids and get married>>>>> 😩😩😩
When he has bleach blonde hair, he’s shorter than me, he’s younger than me, has a lot of friends but doesn’t really talk to any of them, we argue every single day as a joke, liked him since second grade: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
When he’s 19+, 5’3-5’6” tall, cares more about his special interests than relationships, wears khaki pants, leaves you alone all the time, is straight edge, has fish as pet(s) only or no pets at all, doesn’t use tiktok or watches these compilations😍😍
It’s the fact that like half the chicks in the video didn’t know the difference between they’re/their/ and there It’s like they just picked on and called it a day Also don’t come at me cuz using the wrong one genuinely bugs me 🗿
When he’s single, the whole school likes him, he’s older, shorter,stares at you 24/7, sits next to you in class, smiles and laughs around you to much, respects his mom, ONLY HAS MOM, friends with the cool kids, super dumb I WANNA RIDE🥴 I WANNA RIDE🤞🏼I WANNA RIDE😏 I WANNA RIDE🥴
when he has a good sense of humor, just a LITTLE taller than you, cute, looks at you in class, sorta flirts with you, and roasts people but nice to you >>>>>>
When he’s taller then you, plays volleyball straight hair with black or dark brown hair goes to a different school and only met once, and you don’t even know his name. 😍
When they're nerdy, quite, has friends, respectful, not sexist, racist or homophobic, shy, loves indie music, "this reminded me of you", sends memes, into art and appreciates it I WANNA RIDE A BUNNY
When he’s taller, older, has brown fluffy hair, full eyebrows, is quiet but also confident, plays soccer, is a gentleman, doesn’t use bad words, respects his mother, is good in school, has a great style, smells like lavender, has a soft deep voice, light brown eyes, does a lot of sports😻😻😻
when she has a wolf cut with a small ponytail in the back, asian, caring/nice, overprotective, smart, athletic, strong, gamer, and smells nice >>>>>>>😩😩
when he’s respectful, gets good grades, funny, tall, brunette with fluffy hair, makes dirty jokes, has a good flirt to roast ratio, texts first, and randomly texts me throughout the day, and blushes: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE😩😩😩
Girls standards be like: "When he ist at least 7 ft tall, at least as big as Dwayne Johnson, Has black curly eboy hair, is a billionaire, has an IQ of 150+, has a voice deeper than corpse, has eyes like Gojo Satoru, is the funniest guy in the world, is the best basketball player in the world" and wonder why they dont have a boyfriend :|
When y’all talked a few time but he doesn’t even want you😍
Bro..why is this me exactly?
Why tho 💀
WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME
@@HariSharanya45 WHY DO I KNOW A GIRL NAMED SHARANYA
when he doesnt exist and you dont like anyone: 😛🥺😍😍
when he is just words on paper .
I WANNNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
Totally me when Iggy Griffiths.
Or someone who is through a screen😑😑😢
@@wdwjatp4eva463 best profile picture of 2022
xD
Levi? 👀
When he's a tall guy who looks cold but actually caring to his loved ones😫
OMG YES
Shoto ?? Idek if he’s tall tho
my crush
when he's a horse
i wanna ride i wanna ride
jean
Best comment of them all 💀
when your asexual,no offense
HUH?
a bit sus but okay
5:06 is describing a Wattpad love interest lmao.
When’s he’s a fictional character, has money, tall😍😫✨
This sounds like wattpad
Literly leorio from hxh
👩💼⛏⚱️🤨
Gold digger?
sounds like childe from gayshin impact 😔😔🤨
When he’s taller, older, fluffy hair, good sense of style, caring, AND SMELLS LIKE NOIR COLOGNE:
I wanna ride I wanna ride 😼
AMEN.
I DIDNT NOTICE ALL THESE LIKES OMG 😭😭
Sameee❤😳
*ranboo* 😂
@@bearhugz9650 no ☹️
When he has AMAZING hair, single, FUNNY AF, hella cute, and he stares at you in class>>>> 😩✋🏻
FRRR
When she's alive..
frrrr
And he has to make tiktoks
stop describing my brother
When he’s overprotective, sarcastic, smells good and is touchy.😩😩😩😩😩
AND HAS A NICE VOICE
I wanna ride I wanna ride
"when he is b*tchless" I am that and I am still the same
Is b*tchless just another word for single? Or what does it mean?
When he's tall, has a dad bod, is bald, has two ears that stick up, is green and has layers 🥵🥵😍😍
zaddy shrek😩
WE STAN ZADDU SHREXY 😍
AMEN
Shrek is love, Shrek is life 💚
When he is a genuine human being 😐
Hey, I never said I was a girl😐
@@sharknadoman5194 😐
Bro fr
yuh💀
When he's a literal war criminal that could actually kill you but he exists within the confines of fiction 😼
Lol
Eren Yaeer
konig…
When he’s a year older than you, blasian,curly/wavy hair,Overprotective,A player, athletic, 6’1 and does boxing>>>>>😩
Thinking of someone specific ayy 😂
@@lillianmccue5297 yup🤷🏾♀️
Thats specific 😏
@@PhatCat111 😋
Or mexican eithers fineee😩
When he's kind, gives you gifts, smart, diligent, caring.
I wanna ride, I wanna ride, I wanna ride 😻💛
When he doesn't want you thinks ur weird and hates you 🥰🥰
When he's Steve Harrington
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE 🌚
when he's British, Blasian, 5'11, has curly hair, cuddles, protectiveness, makes fun of me jokingly, gossips with me, mean to everyone but me, bilingual, smart, holds my hands, smiles at me in the halls
Thats my brother but he aint British:(
That’s a little to much to ask
When she’s a human
I WANNA RIDE, I WANNA RIDE
when he's taller than you, has curly but straight hair, calls you cute all the time, says that he loves you more, is good at studies, reads books that you suggest and accepts you for who you are, is good with kids, plays badminton, helps his grandma when she's sick and does things like check her blood pressure and sugar, liked you before you liked him back, stoops down and brings your ear near your mouth when you're speaking to listen properly😻
I listen to this for hours lmao
When he’s taller,older and always hugs you from the back 😻😻
I wanna ride I wanna ride I wanna ride 😳
When you had eye contact on a train multiple times and he smirked 😍😍😍
When he has dark hair, glasses, good music taste, good fashion sense, dimples, a nice laugh and smile and a puppy/catboy👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨😍😍
Oddly specific
when he's older, taller, hella protective, got the. same brain as you, not awkward, is the most attractive in his friend group, has the same humour, great sense of style, has multiple friends who respect you, hates the same people you do cause of his friends misfortune
When she has wavy hair, has a cute voice/smile, smart af but doesn’t brag about it, respects everybody, not afraid to defend and express herself, has a couple close friends, good with kids, same ethnic group, loyal and honest, amazing cook, clingy, cute af: I wanna ride I wanna ride 😳
Great you have such high standards! You deserve it! (Not sarcastic)
Okay, but why is that me? 😭😭😭
is you looking for me?
i only have wavy hair
dunno about the rest:(
Can someone explain why some people's standards include "same ethnic background"?
1:04 this is the best one out there
When he smiles at you when he randomly looks at you and blushes
When he plays basketball, tall and is brunette>>>>>
I am that wtf like LITTERALLY
@@topfragging6237 bitchless?
Me😭🤚
U forgot to say wit curly hair😟
@@cindy6852 my crush has like fluffy brown hair and I love it. But curly hair is amazing too 😻
When he plays video games with you, makes eye contact and has the brightest smile, listens to music, just a bit taller, super sweet over call >>>
When she's straight:
My heart: *IWANNARIDEIWANNARIDE*
like, why does this happen all the time-
@@fralalala 😭
@@fralalala this reminds of how two wlws will complain to each other abt being single but wont date each other XD
when he literally might hate you but you still like him even if he might don't remember your existing..and make you cry of joy....(hope we meet and talk seriously)
When they’re a fictional character:
I wanna ride I wanna ride 🫢
2:30 mamm i think u aleady did RIDE
bahahaaaahahaa🤣🤣
When he’s 5’6, has dreads, muscular, huggable and has a deep voice 😍
didn’t expect u here 😳😳
5’6 lol man is a dwarf
@@cookieking1996 Tom Hollands 5'6 not that big a deal
@@cookieking1996 to other people that are taller, yes. But 5'6 isnt short at all.
@@cookieking1996 bruh you probably ain't even 5 foot fym?
When he exists-
I wanna ride I wanna ride
When he’s older, taller than you and looks like jughead: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
When he's taller,older,light skinned,and has brown curly hair.......
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDEE🥴💀😭
A white f boy? Or like with a nice personality ?
no cause thats my brother get out
@idk dk what u talking bout cause my black friends funny asf
@idk nothing they just are more attracted to them, and there’s nothing wrong with that, some people are attracted to dark skinned people, it’s just human.
It sounds racist but it’s an opinion. THATS WHAT RACIST IS..AN OPINION ON SKIN COLOR 😱😱😱😱
When he's quite ,older than you ,has curly hair reads books , wears glasses ,tall ,religious, kind, has a good sense of humor , British, has has deep voice ,respectful towards others and his parents and smells amazing !
I wanna ride I wanna ride 🤠
Pretty high standards
I’m all that but with dreads😔
When she is short, a little fruity, confident, intelligent, protective, has just enough extrovert to dominate your introvert, has colored hair, watches anime, and is an Aquarius 😏
when he’s older than me has long hair wears glasses is respectful and knows how to cook
when he's a ginger with freckles, okay style, good music taste, PLAYS THE DRUMS, and has great coversations with you!!!
When he has dark hair, is younger, super cute, sarcastic but caring, has pretty eyes, smart in math (cuz I'm not 😭), respectful, taller, watches anime and, shows the slightest interest in me:
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE ❤❤❤
when he lightskin,hazel eyes,curyhair,and shares the same energy=)
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE;)
when he's older than u...tall af...has long straight hairs..compliments u every time u post a selfie...likes ur childish side....and always advises u and is gud in studies..likes anime..and is mostly quite in class
I'm curious how tall is tall af ?
@@Ahmed-bb3dl idk but my crush is 6'1 damn
@@belugahatesskittlechan4346 I'm 6.1 lol that's not tall af
@@Ahmed-bb3dl that's tall af sir whattt😄
@@Ahmed-bb3dl idc m 5"7 so hes taller than thats what matterss uwu
When he’s loyal, and respectful >>>>
1:16 that was really entertaining 💀
💀
when he says i love you instead of ''love you'' 😍😍
People out here with a whole ass terms and conditions paper while I'm out here with the simple : *"when he doesn't even exist"* card
when he has wavy hair, brown eyes, glasses or contacts, can dress, from NY, buys you gifts, goes on small dates, let’s you take cute pictures together, plays video games with you, funny, cares about his future, wants to have kids and get married>>>>> 😩😩😩
when he’s a 6ft basketball player with brown curly hair super hot mexican and can speak spanish 😳
i wanna ride i wanna ride
When he's mixed, nice hair, looks lightskin, green eyes, tall, style, a year older, looks at you when u go by him and his friends
Long hair, sweet, great style
When he has bleach blonde hair, he’s shorter than me, he’s younger than me, has a lot of friends but doesn’t really talk to any of them, we argue every single day as a joke, liked him since second grade:
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
3:06 gn this had got to be the most relatable one 😭
Seriously 😭
When we both say rude things to eachother such as calling eachother worthless or ugly etc jokingly and laughs a lot and hangs around me a lot>>>🤩
I would ride I would ride!
2:53 girl same theres something wrong with me i keep wanting him more and more every day
1:49 I agree😳And I love caring taller then me and actually does his hair/my crush does that❤
And good w kids😍
When he has long hair, smart and likes feminine things-
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
THISSSSS😭
can someone please explain what the hand under nose sign means? 1:03
When he’s 19+, 5’3-5’6” tall, cares more about his special interests than relationships, wears khaki pants, leaves you alone all the time, is straight edge, has fish as pet(s) only or no pets at all, doesn’t use tiktok or watches these compilations😍😍
are you talking about levi by any chance
TikTok free…hmmm, that just sounds like intelligence
It’s the fact that like half the chicks in the video didn’t know the difference between they’re/their/ and there
It’s like they just picked on and called it a day
Also don’t come at me cuz using the wrong one genuinely bugs me 🗿
When he’s single, the whole school likes him, he’s older, shorter,stares at you 24/7, sits next to you in class, smiles and laughs around you to much, respects his mom, ONLY HAS MOM, friends with the cool kids, super dumb
I WANNA RIDE🥴 I WANNA RIDE🤞🏼I WANNA RIDE😏 I WANNA RIDE🥴
Same
when he’s
tall, fluffy hair, German/Hispanic, and actually funny
😻😻😻 I WANNAN RIDE INWANNA
fr
When he’s taller than me when I’m wearing heels, has a taste in fashion, and is good w kids 😩😩
When he’s a music geek
I WANNA RIDE I WNNA RIDE 🤩
THE FIRST ONE IS A YES
He got curly hair and talll and brown eyes and Mexican AND OLDER THEN U 😍
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDEEEE
When he’s taller, older, athletic, Messy hair, funny, weird, cuddles with you 🤤😩
OMG YAS
when he has a good sense of humor, just a LITTLE taller than you, cute, looks at you in class, sorta flirts with you, and roasts people but nice to you >>>>>>
When he’s taller then you, plays volleyball straight hair with black or dark brown hair goes to a different school and only met once, and you don’t even know his name. 😍
When they're nerdy, quite, has friends, respectful, not sexist, racist or homophobic, shy, loves indie music, "this reminded me of you", sends memes, into art and appreciates it
I WANNA RIDE A BUNNY
0:28 WHAT R THOSEEEE
When he’s taller, older, has brown fluffy hair, full eyebrows, is quiet but also confident, plays soccer, is a gentleman, doesn’t use bad words, respects his mother, is good in school, has a great style, smells like lavender, has a soft deep voice, light brown eyes, does a lot of sports😻😻😻
when hes younger than you ,responsible ,has a cute lil bro , wears glasses , has a pet bunny , nice to you ,and laughs louder when im with him 😍😍
When he's taller, older, cute, funny, nicd, and athletic 😍😍
I wanna ride, I wanna ride
when he has pretty lips >>>
My crush is greek and lemme tell u he has the worlds greatest lips
This is the best one I’ve seen TRUE
When he’s breathing: 🫦🙄🤭✨😈🤰💓😳🤩❤️🔥🤑
When he’s a few months older, curly hair, athletic,good style, taller than me, has glasses,black\ Puerto Rican ❤️❤️
when he’s good at every class, goofy asf- lowkey greedy- thirsty and a good person in general (to family and everyone) >>>>>>
when he’s respectful, cute, taller than me, has the same love language as me, and a deep voice: I wanna ride I wanna ride 😻
when she has a wolf cut with a small ponytail in the back, asian, caring/nice, overprotective, smart, athletic, strong, gamer, and smells nice >>>>>>>😩😩
When he taller, Darkskin/Brownskin, Laid back,Funny, Smells Good, Respectful To ME,
when he’s 3 years older, mexican, curly hair, big on working out, and will listen to anything you say 🤌
When you have to look up to talk to him.
*i wanna ride, I wanna ride😫💕💗*
This comment section has more un fulfilled dreams than the whole make a wish foundation💀
when he’s respectful, gets good grades, funny, tall, brunette with fluffy hair, makes dirty jokes, has a good flirt to roast ratio, texts first, and randomly texts me throughout the day, and blushes: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE😩😩😩
I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE!!!
yall living the life ✨
When he’s quiet, younger, moves hair to make eye contact, looks at you a lot🙀😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
Older,likes anime,loves long vc's, dm is dry, is mostly close to you, taller >>>>>
*I wanna ride~*
Love you guys 🥺
Girls standards be like: "When he ist at least 7 ft tall, at least as big as Dwayne Johnson, Has black curly eboy hair, is a billionaire, has an IQ of 150+, has a voice deeper than corpse, has eyes like Gojo Satoru, is the funniest guy in the world, is the best basketball player in the world" and wonder why they dont have a boyfriend :|
im a girl and yea no that’s the lowest standard for a lot of girls and sometimes i fantasize too
r/NotHowGirlsWork
When he calls you dumb nicknames, plays the same sport as you, likes to cuddle, overprotective, is kind, and has good hair >>>>>>>>
When he have green eyes, e boy, has no girl bffs ,over protective .... Basically im describing my bf
When a cartoon 😍😩
When she gives me donuts ☺️
*Wholesome* 😳🍩
God loves you, believe in him and you will be saved 🤩
when she talks in spanish😍 >>>
When he's tall, funny, curly hair and plays basketball and makes eye contact >>>😩
*when he waves at you in the hallways, trips you infront of his friends, takes my glasses*
i love this song soo much! i wanna ride i wanna ride