Extended Outtakes: The Art of Grinding

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  • Outtakes from The Modern Rogue, "Making a Prison Spear"
    Watch the full episode here: • Making a Prison Spear
    Music used in this video:
    "60's Samba" by matthewcreid: www.pond5.com/...

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  • @crabgnome5388
    @crabgnome5388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    0:45
    Jason: are you gonna hide your beer?
    Brian: *unintelligible muttering while drinking beer*

  • @ameermhamed2559
    @ameermhamed2559 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "you gotta do good stripping before you grind"
    Jason 2016

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Ameer Mhamed It's true.

    • @KayaMewn
      @KayaMewn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I could tell you're a pro Jason

  • @KaranDeshmukh
    @KaranDeshmukh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "If you want to get as hard as a shaft of... uh... a tree or something." 😂😂😂

  • @TheStrangerous
    @TheStrangerous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The last 30 seconds are . . . questionable. heheh.

    • @pauldurst3901
      @pauldurst3901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The Modern Rogue: The Art of Out of Context

    • @johnhay6380
      @johnhay6380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!

    • @GabrielScythe
      @GabrielScythe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ITs the Modern Load

    • @KayaMewn
      @KayaMewn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jason Murphy What do you mean questionable? I had no problem understanding your... conversations ;)

    • @johnfrancis3203
      @johnfrancis3203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason Murphy floppy grinding stripping working it, working, the shafts of tree, and let it all grind grind

  • @JackSinger
    @JackSinger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Outtakes from the modern rogue are so much better than other shows!

  • @JorgeBascur
    @JorgeBascur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    20-some episodes later, they made pruno. This episode called it.

  • @Miss_GiggleFarts
    @Miss_GiggleFarts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is literally the best thing on TH-cam to watch without looking at it

  • @EggplantHarmesan
    @EggplantHarmesan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Did you know that the person convicted of killing that guard in 1985 was, Jarvis Masters, the guy who wrote the pruno poem.

    • @chrisbolland5634
      @chrisbolland5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🎵🎶'It's a small small world' 🎶🎵

  • @Murky_Lurks
    @Murky_Lurks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "tuskan raiders hate watermelons... and snitches."
    pure gold.

  • @epicmurdock
    @epicmurdock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I always love these videos because you just Know watching the full version that Something must have gone wrong at some point

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Jason looks a hell of a lot better with that beard. Seeing him in Hacking the System was weird.

    • @melonman6956
      @melonman6956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nerfing walrus? What are you doing here?

    • @WalcomS7
      @WalcomS7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Melon Man I'm everywhere.

  • @chrisbolland5634
    @chrisbolland5634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'When we're grinding, we're a bit floppy but we're all one thickness.'

  • @robertmedley7495
    @robertmedley7495 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Murphys in dark places just sounds like he's private eye walking through mean streets cleaning up the mob with prison spears

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Robert Medley My next novel . . .

  • @clippedwings225
    @clippedwings225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I imagine just walking down a parking lot and seeing 2 guys groaning and shoving their arms at each other

  • @Buzzy913
    @Buzzy913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Brian's nasally robot voices sound one 'Nyeh' away from Papyrus from Undertale.

  • @M-DayProductions
    @M-DayProductions 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg I love eye of the dragon!!!!! The guy at the end running up screaming!

  • @benhammel9886
    @benhammel9886 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More of these outtakes please!

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    aah.... The sex jokes and the hacking the system references still ger me!

  • @twudotJam
    @twudotJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    SO I did some research... and the prison guard story that Jason told? Jarvis Masters, the guy who wrote the recipe for Pruno that they used organised it.

  • @ironweaselsbest
    @ironweaselsbest 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    them innuendos though

  • @bastienguilbaud5768
    @bastienguilbaud5768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how Brian is disgusted by Jason mentioning the adhesive
    - it's toothpaste.
    - thank goodness !

  • @IFGchannel931
    @IFGchannel931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Piff the Magic Dragon is so awesome! Lol!

  • @SkylordElberich
    @SkylordElberich 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "So you wanna put it in there now."
    Goodness, Jason, ask the man out to dinner first!

  • @noahparkin4001
    @noahparkin4001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uhhh...is that a 7" disk on a 4 1/2" grinder...with no guard...

  • @j-efaw
    @j-efaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That thumbnail though

  • @watsyourdealfan
    @watsyourdealfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:09 so when were grinding

  • @viktorhyena6297
    @viktorhyena6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play the last couple minutes of this with a blindfold on and your mind goes to some pretty dark places.

  • @daniellbondad6670
    @daniellbondad6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Using that kind of adhesive would stink severely as it ferments over a few days.And the conversation only goes further from there.

  • @roseposey5260
    @roseposey5260 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys have my ikea chairs ;)

  • @gunzookatheferret
    @gunzookatheferret 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just think of them as old lady making craft and it become way more funnier

  • @techfreak244
    @techfreak244 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In this episode, two giant 12 year old boys make weapons

  • @arryaabmayr2432
    @arryaabmayr2432 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    just close your eyes and listen

  • @bjarneflach9888
    @bjarneflach9888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:13 best

  • @DanielSvensson666
    @DanielSvensson666 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sexual innuendos are strong with this one.😂😂😂

  • @wakimaniac
    @wakimaniac 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't find the source for the tale Murphy told :C

  • @damianmartinez2924
    @damianmartinez2924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So you'll hold it and I'll work it!!! LMAO!!!!!

  • @PaulyM856
    @PaulyM856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:50-3:55 My new ringtone. XD

  • @Zummeli
    @Zummeli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:54 PIFF THE MAGIC DRAGON, MY FAVORITE OF THE MAGIC DRAGONS!

  • @justinkoldenhof9039
    @justinkoldenhof9039 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nowadays in prison they give a printout with the most important things Printed on them to prevent this

  • @Badusername2000
    @Badusername2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:39 They did end up doing that.

  • @philberthabi6867
    @philberthabi6867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ding Dong, oh you're so delicious little biscuit

  • @cacedricvencent4403
    @cacedricvencent4403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like it cool man keep it up.

  • @See3y
    @See3y 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

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  • @dimond3339
    @dimond3339 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What type of grinding

  • @LuV2SkRaTcH
    @LuV2SkRaTcH 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would think you'd wet the newspaper, and cloth, a little to be able have the tightest roll

  • @Floralcrafts
    @Floralcrafts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys are amazing... but it still boggles me that they not only BOTH have wives, but Brian has offspring. It gives me hope.

    • @techfreak244
      @techfreak244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It gives me fear for Brian's kids lol

  • @jakemachado3612
    @jakemachado3612 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Innuendos... innuendos everywhere

  • @InfamousFey
    @InfamousFey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:45-End

  • @blakerogers1452
    @blakerogers1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dare anyone to count all the sex jokes i dare ANYONE

  • @aBroadMeadow
    @aBroadMeadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listen to the last minute with your eyes closed

  • @kylebashkir5923
    @kylebashkir5923 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listen to the last 30 seconds with your eyes closed...

  • @alexchomp
    @alexchomp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was listening to this whilst playing video games, and I was just thinking to myself...
    *T H A T I S W H A T S H E S A I D*

  • @flamecrew9atroblox958
    @flamecrew9atroblox958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait who walks in the house with shoes!!

  • @ivantalev5580
    @ivantalev5580 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg the enuendos..... dayamn

  • @codingmaster6321
    @codingmaster6321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:58 NAH :)

  • @StaffSergeantTbag
    @StaffSergeantTbag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVED EYES OF THE DRAGON!

  • @jmilxtune6637
    @jmilxtune6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “All I detect is how filthy my houth ith...house is”

  • @Sparta_Teddybear
    @Sparta_Teddybear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    all them sex jokes

  • @shsd7579
    @shsd7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    it got very sexual towards the end
    i like it

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Piff the Magic Dragon is great, I wanna go to one of his shows
    You guys should have stabbed the watermelon and kept it on the spear and held it up like the Predators do with the Xenomorph heads in Aliens vs Predator
    Everything after "the art of grinding" just became a whole slew of sexual innuendos (more like in-her-endos) XD

  • @dd-wb4yd
    @dd-wb4yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    but if u snitched okBUT THE PERSON THAT HEARD U DO THAT AND TELL THE GUY U TOLD ON THAT MIDDLE MAN HES A SNITCH SO DOES HE GET STICHES TOO SEE THE MODEL DOESNT WORK BECAUSE ITS NOT COMPLETY TRUE HA GOT YA B

  • @robertmedley7495
    @robertmedley7495 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmfao

  • @codingmaster6321
    @codingmaster6321 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:36 okey ... seriously ... call 911 :\ :)

  • @ironweaselsbest
    @ironweaselsbest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a musician, magician, and nerdy person. I'm also very able to handle myself in the woods. I believe I am the modern rouge

  • @lautimartinez6341
    @lautimartinez6341 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...and then they wonder why people think they are a gay couple XD

  • @izjusme1
    @izjusme1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wtf a wast of my time.

    • @Scamstuff
      @Scamstuff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +ricky starr gilligan heh. "wast."

    • @joshgirndt4896
      @joshgirndt4896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best wast of my time that I've ever had

    • @ajnowell8508
      @ajnowell8508 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scam Stuff HAHAHAHA

  • @KaranDeshmukh
    @KaranDeshmukh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you want to get as hard as a shaft of... uh... a tree or something." 😂😂😂

  • @jsweizston5410
    @jsweizston5410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Drinking beer, crafting spears... Where can I send my job application?

  • @ctcreepers69
    @ctcreepers69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why not just turn the spoon into a dagger, ya know, to save time and make more hidden

  • @officialninjachannel
    @officialninjachannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:04 anyone thinking what im thinking?

  • @donaldlv7324
    @donaldlv7324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A D H E S I V E

  • @PNUT42045
    @PNUT42045 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most important thing that you will ever need to know is don't drop the soap.

  • @newdimensionmagiccardtrick3131
    @newdimensionmagiccardtrick3131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these outtakes are hilarious!!!

  • @therandomnessoftheuniverse
    @therandomnessoftheuniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh your so delicious little biscuit lol now that is what i call a love of food lol

  • @omgpinnaple
    @omgpinnaple 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:46 and close your eyes, let your mind wander

  • @jonasbaun1247
    @jonasbaun1247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    make the shotgun episode

  • @rowansmith422
    @rowansmith422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *piff the magic dragon*

  • @Floralcrafts
    @Floralcrafts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the sexual innuendos on this video... they just make me laugh so much every time

  • @doug1349
    @doug1349 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    When did Jason ever cut Brian?

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +BlackAndGold 782 It was a long time ago with a very, *very* sharp knife.

  • @trustymcoolguy
    @trustymcoolguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:05 listen with your eyes closed until the end. ha

  • @KamakazeTaco
    @KamakazeTaco 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Stephen King reference! Amazing.

  • @mungyerlin
    @mungyerlin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:13 and onward just take it all out of context