If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device : Episode 28 - Custodian Hustle | REACTION!!

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  • @ReactAndyhate
    @ReactAndyhate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Why is he so big?"
    "Why do some use excessive amounts of narcotics?"
    Because they want to get high... goddammit I just got it

    • @Oliver_JW
      @Oliver_JW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Not only is Rogal Dorn capable of the laughter, he's capable of the jokes.

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Careful how you say that name

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You just made me realize it was a joke, I always thought iwas just "because they can"

    • @ammarsalim1185
      @ammarsalim1185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Oliver_JW how

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The musical bit is one of the most absolutely glorious things ever.

    • @jtfbreedlove
      @jtfbreedlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You think mars is a sober place when in actuality every conversation is a rave.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially Hammurabi's section.

  • @Northbravo
    @Northbravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Notice when Dorn mentions Guilliman during story time in rains for a second...it only ever rains when the emperor is sad about something.

    • @Julian-vl7vn
      @Julian-vl7vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He is sad cause his life supports still hasn't been cut xD

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh damn. I never noticed. Thanks for putting my attention onto that detail.

    • @sovietcurry8863
      @sovietcurry8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the time when a techpriest offer him something

    • @kcalbnoil4585
      @kcalbnoil4585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When was this?

  • @MrKOLCOO
    @MrKOLCOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Asmodai!
    INTERROGATE?!
    Our assumptions are confirmed!
    WHAT?!
    He has suspicious book!
    BOOK!
    He's in cahoots with the Fallen!
    FALLEN!
    Make him REPENT!
    REPENT!

  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
    @TheArkTheArkTheArk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I want to be like him when I get fucking murdered!” Is still one of the best lines from the series.

  • @sergio9669
    @sergio9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Cypher is literally using the dark angels as attack dogs

  • @undertakernumberone1
    @undertakernumberone1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love that line: "HOW DARE YOU, YOU COLOSSAL MECHANICAL NERD?! HE DOES NOT NEED PROVE, HE'S THE EMPEROR'S WORD!" Considering the amount of crap Kitten goes through.
    btw. the binari at 20:05 doesn't translate to "Fine". It means something like "I'll have you murdered!"

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Sad fact: CCRockchic who provided the female voice for Cawl passed away in the intervening time, so when Cawl returned in Ep.30 pt.2 the va was not replace.

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'll tell you - pay attention to the guidance-servitor.
    They can only make a select amount of replies and noises, right? Consider that a servitor might be wishing that the Custodes do not die, even as it's controlled by the Mechanicus Lord. And should it know what lies ahead,
    "Make a U-Turn. Make a U-Turn." starts to sound a lot like "Turn back! Please, turn back!"

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it was just a joke
      My god that's sad

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@koraegi Especially because in the follow-up in Episode 30 part 2, GPs-Servitor announces its own imminent death and the Custodes' fate (as intended by the Mechanicus and Cawl at least) just seconds before the Grav-carrier is ambushed and shot out of the sky. "Arriving at destination: Die"

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    14:07. Farbricator General of Mars is the highest rank in the Adeptus Mechanicus. In canon, Cawl wants that post, but Guilliman is having none of it.

    • @Ddarth_sidious
      @Ddarth_sidious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not Cawl, mini Cawl - the AI of it - to be exact.

    • @Milk192
      @Milk192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, but that would erupt another civil war and the Imperium could not afford losing the gigantic factorums... A very delicate predicament

    • @hunterwaguespack3963
      @hunterwaguespack3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was cawls reason for not taking it,In the book I read he said he could probably take the spot as fabricator general if he wanted to but it would result in unnecessary fighting while his only concern is the advancement of the imperium

    • @blam320
      @blam320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hunterwaguespack3963 Plus Cawl said FabGen is a political post, whereas Cawl wants to be in his workshop and out in the galaxy, not doing backroom wheeling and dealing.

    • @Tirreger
      @Tirreger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it not so that many of the Mechanicus hate Cawl for him being into inventing and developing? And that is why he can't have the position?

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Rogal having a security blanket from the Heresy novels, Rogal kept his Adopted grandpa from Iniwits cloak and sleepa with it on his bed.
    During the Siege, Sanguinius, The Khan and Malcador order him to take a break and get some rest. He has trouble sleeping and wanders the Palace in tunic with his blanket over his shoulders. He finds Interator Sindermann aboit to jump for the walls but stops him

  • @dr4g0nsden
    @dr4g0nsden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Always wondered; has anyone else noticed when the Custodies are walking through the desert while everyone is talking in the throne room, Kitten is reciting the 40k Dawn of War tutorial. Starts at about 8:53 if you turn it up you can hear it.
    The Man Emperor Protects

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its a running gag. When corvus corax awakens they also recite the tutorial

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's likely that Cypher knew the Fabricator General was corrupt but the Angels wouldn't dare kill him due to their Mechanicus privileges were put on the line so he just motivated them by tossing the Dark Angels secret at the Fabricator General

  • @Wladeex123
    @Wladeex123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    We're reaching the end of a great journey. It's been fun. Hope it will return and be as fun.

    • @trollex1000
      @trollex1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont remind me man. Im still living in denial snif. Fuck GW

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trollex1000 i haven't watched the last two eps. I can't bring myself to

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alejandrorivas4585 same

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    20:04 I'm not gonna spoil it, but check a binary to text translator to see what the Fabricator General *actually* said here.

    • @BigBex
      @BigBex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please tell me, i cant do it

    • @gabrielchavanon4981
      @gabrielchavanon4981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to be spoiled tho... 👉👈

    • @ReactAndyhate
      @ReactAndyhate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BigBex Going off of memory here, but it's a misspelling that goes "Never I will have you assassinated"

  • @brok56
    @brok56 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    25:00
    The emperor cried a little during karstodes confession. It seems that his heart has not completely rotten away yet.

  • @sipofsunkist9016
    @sipofsunkist9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "PUSH EM DADDY, PUSH ME ON THE SWIIIIING" gets me EVERY time

  • @buddyburroughs6072
    @buddyburroughs6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's my personal headcanon that when Magnus destroyed the tomb of the parallel he accidentally caused the End Times in Fantasy and kick started Age of Sigmar.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tomb of the parallel?

  • @SixshotRevan
    @SixshotRevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have been excitedly waiting for you to reach this episode for months. This was the 1st episode of TTS I ever stumbled across and it turned me into an instant fan. Even without any knowledge of the previous episodes I still loved it, and it only got better when I watched the rest of the series.

  • @coitusergosum2447
    @coitusergosum2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember hearing about Cipher in the Borealum Audio story on DVD, where he helps a group of Guardsmen against Cultists, in exchange for their silence

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:25 I believe a fabricator general is in charge of a forge world, but the Martian fabricator general being THE fabricator general of holy Mars then he’s pretty much the top dog of the mechanicus in spirituality, while also being a high lord of terra.

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Generally the example given is the Imperium is like the western catholic church with a single figurehead pope with a synod of archbishops below him (ecchlisiarch and bishops), and the mechanicus is like the Eastern Orthodox church with many patriarchs, but has a de facto most i fluential chair in Constantinople (see mars)

    • @prometheanrebel3838
      @prometheanrebel3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless I'm mistaken, is Arch Magos Cawl not *THE* Fabricator-General?

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The amount of times you preempt jokes makes me think you've gotten on the same wavelength as the writers

  • @MarkoDash
    @MarkoDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i never nocticed before, but at 24:00 that's one of Emps psi-fists bonking Santodes

  • @reaver11122
    @reaver11122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dorn reading along with some of the books' lines is really cute

  • @RaderGH
    @RaderGH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favourate episode of all of TTS! I know the words to the song, sang along.

  • @takthechroniker456
    @takthechroniker456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just as I predicted under last episode : you recanted your statement.
    I will apply as a Farseer now.

  • @eliminatedzergling1685
    @eliminatedzergling1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ah that musical bit is great, i will rewind that bit to watch it again

  • @kurtsurban2081
    @kurtsurban2081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Everyone's getting character arc's"
    Me: Wait for it

  • @SoCHobbit
    @SoCHobbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I recommend you check out The Mistakes of the Emperor series, from the channel Old Man Reacts.
    Goes over each primarch and how the emperor failed them.

  • @matthewmac5787
    @matthewmac5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'd suggest doing the next 2-3 voxcasts before the next episode, the voxhailer (I think that's how you say it?) Boy has a part in it.
    Edit: sorry if this comment is misspelled or the comment is too demanding I have not slept in a while)

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm sad we're coming close to the final few episodes. This has been such a journey

  • @ricardoalonso8376
    @ricardoalonso8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Simple Cypher is Alphareus.

  • @smellslikeburny
    @smellslikeburny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the fabricator general is the very tippytop of the mechanicus pyramid of hierarchy :)
    another comment on another video pointed out, "It says something that this series started with Big E complaining about the Imperium's current state and then we had a Techno Rock Space Opera." and i love every moment of it.

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral3627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I want to be like him when I get fucking murdered”
    I’m ROLLING HAHAHAH

  • @Dalipsingh111111
    @Dalipsingh111111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There were a lot of ones and zeros when the Fabricator General said "Fine" at the end. Perhaps he meant to say something different?

    • @jameswilliams7873
      @jameswilliams7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he says something along tge kibe of. " I will have you assassinated."

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, something along the lines of "I will have you assassinated".

  • @jonathanhamilton6190
    @jonathanhamilton6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Look up the binary translation at the end

  • @nicholashandy5964
    @nicholashandy5964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Looking classy today my dude

  • @tybaltmarr2158
    @tybaltmarr2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fidget spinner got me 😂😂

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:34 holy fuck, that’s the first time I heard him mention Constantine valdor!!!!!

  • @Borisimo90
    @Borisimo90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Asmodai!!!!

    • @yahaaa1343
      @yahaaa1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Interrogate ?

    • @StumpyDaPaladin
      @StumpyDaPaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yahaaa1343 Make them *Repent*

  • @Wargulf2838
    @Wargulf2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    am i the only one to notice that Cawl's voices are a reference to fallout 1's Master. but if the Master actually was able to tell his voices apart while holding an aggressive hatred to his woman's voice?

  • @RetardedLionClub
    @RetardedLionClub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey! I haven't checked if these have been suggested before, but I'd like you to check Stringstorms warhammer music. He made the intro music to TTS and has full songs that are very lore heavy and interesting.
    My personal favourited are Atrocity (about Istvan III), Rylalanor's Last Stand (rock opera about a loyal Emperor's Children dreadnaught), HMKIDS - Death of Horus (cover, subject obvious) and Pretty Marines Song (interesting take on a meme chapter).
    Hope you have time/interest to check some of these out or his other songs, love your videos!

    • @Anxo735
      @Anxo735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rylanor's last stand was SOOOO good. I have that set on a playlist. :)

  • @solarchos8821
    @solarchos8821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT~!!!!!

  • @wanttogetfood
    @wanttogetfood 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bonk that echoes trough eternity :p

  • @kanenightroad4205
    @kanenightroad4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    after this...the BEHEMOTH is next

  • @KuradiKylmdingdong
    @KuradiKylmdingdong 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You could collab with Smii7y with your shared ability to predict things to a T

  • @robertmarktaylor4654
    @robertmarktaylor4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally your at this episode XD

  • @coreywyly3108
    @coreywyly3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes this is what i came to see

  • @brothercaptainaurelian1386
    @brothercaptainaurelian1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I shall fortify this Comment Section

  • @brunolins3859
    @brunolins3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YES!PROTEAN POLITICS!

  • @brothercaptainaurelian1386
    @brothercaptainaurelian1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pls do the other Voxcasts Next, as Boy will be part of the next Episode and he developes in the Voxcasts and his own speciall.

  • @Waristheonlyanswer
    @Waristheonlyanswer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should check out StringStorms warhammer songs they are awesome :D

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    _REPEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!_

  • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
    @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:18 Careful how you say that name

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have missed a couple of their podcasts

  • @LCliffhanger
    @LCliffhanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    actually worst dad ever has to go too Angron, which before any Angron fans chime in, no that's not the Emperors fault.
    also, the Emperor isn't a bad father, hes just absent, and that's entirely their mothers fault and the sons flaws are entirely down to Chaos and their respective home worlds.
    I also hate how Alpha blueballed the Dark Angel's character development by instantly backtracking on such brilliant development

    • @tdab3883
      @tdab3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, he force angron to see how all of his friends and family from nuceria get slaughter in front of his eyes and when he reclaims that, big e just say "i have more important things to do than save an horde of slaves"

    • @LCliffhanger
      @LCliffhanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tdab3883 he doesnt make Angron watch, he just teleports him straight onto a World Eater ship, Angron doesnt see them die, the next time he even see's where they had their last stand is during the Heresy.