Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
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And now you can enjoy the Honest Trailer for The Scargiver! Whatever it means...
Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
VP Content: Max Dionne
#honesttrailers #rebelmoon #zacksnyder #movie #trailer
"The wheat gets more of a character arc than the people" ... LMAO
The wheat also has the best performance of all the actors in those movies.
That glow up is legendary
@@juanluismendoza8655 I don't blame the actors. They did their best with the material that was given to them.
From cotton to grain
They're finally free😆🙄
wheat is the most powerful force in the universe.
I'm pretty sure between the two films, wheat is mentioned in more lines than any single character.
The idea of an advanced interstellar empire depending on grain harvested using 12th century farming techniques still cracks me up.
Hey c'mon, they've got to feed the coal shovellers who power their space ships somehow...
The idea of a western civilisation depending on metals dug by people using medival technology is also laughable.
Except its how our phones are made.
It's almost like the Imperium was custom written to star in a "Fictional Empires Too Dumb to Survive" video.
@@gordonfrommalmakThey litreally bring back a guy from from dead but they can't grow their own grain LOL 😂
I mean a lot of the technology in the universe that we see was actually analog, it’s also not hard to imagine scenarios where they would need grain
Instead so many people on here just use horrible reasons to say horrible things
The worst thing about any movie is people like yourself
You also don’t even know how the ship is powered…. I do
I found out in March 2023 when I was shown
Also, they literally explain why if you listen 🤦♂️
Snyder watched Gladiator and saw Russel Crowes character thinking about his grain field and thought: lets make a movie out of that scene.
No I think he saw vinland saga and decided to give importance to farming
"In the grim darkness of a galaxy far, far away, he who controls wheat controls the universe."
In the grim darkness of a galaxy far, far away, there is only grain.
Slight rework :p
When the 'Honest Trailer' is more entertaining and fun than the actual movie!!
That's becuase it compresses a 2 hour script into a 5 minute summary without leaving out a single thing.
Not hard when it’s a Snyder film.
Thanks to bad movies we have fun with Honest Trailers. We should start to at least appreciate their commitment, recently those people have really produced so much material that’s perfect for memes/jokes etc. Keep it up Hollywood
like all Worst Razzies (0%-40%),
*seriously*
we need Inhumans Honest trailer or Pitch Meeting
“It’s a shame the best movie he ever made was written by James Gunn.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
You know what’s really sad? Even though Dawn of the Dead is the best movie he’s directed, it’s always forgotten and overshadowed by his other work that doesn’t come close to it. Dawn of the Dead deserves more love. ❤️
And even crazier is that it's a remake of a beloved zombie movie from the late great George A. Romero
@@juanluismendoza8655Dawn of the dead hot piece of garbage zombies can talk think give birth what else
@@s....... wrong one bud
@@s....... Thats land of the dead buddy
Finally we get more character development for Bran, a simple kernel of wheat who swore revenge after the villagers harvested every grain he cared about. I hope these villagers don't have Crohn's disease, because it's time for vengeance. _Bran: The Glutengiver_
😂😂😂😂
Celiac disease would be worse.
Would be a better movie
The fact they have a slow mo montage of planting and harvesting wheat grain is the greatest cinematic scene ever.
yeah I knew then I was watching one of the moviest movies of all time.
He had a slow mo of Titus drinking water and filling his canteen too.
Zach Snyder movie checklist: 1. No coherent plot. 2. No character development. 3. Slow-mo whenever possible.
It's sad when you realize the budget for other Sci Fi sequels like Aliens had 18.5 million (52.7 million) and managed to make more engaging worldbuilding and storytelling than Rebel Moon (165 million).
Snyder is a hack.
Because a big budget doesn't equal a well written script, a good director, and good editor.
@@Emily00Strange That's true. I'm glad you agree.
Netflix gave him half a billion dollars to make movies, but it's sharing passwords was the problem
Cool Robot.
Rebel Moon, the most expensive grain commercial ever
Screen Junkies: "DO you seriously believe your own hype that much?"
Zack Snyder: *"I AM THE HYPE!"*
Ah a tfs man of culture
Vegeta: "KILL HIM."
I understood that reference
Vegeta: ... kill him!
“One thing, I wanted ONE THING TODAY”
“Even more than k*lling Cell?”
“Would you believe me if I told you this mattered more?”
“I’d be shocked if you didn’t”
I like to think that somewhere out there, a Jackie just got engaged, and there’s at least one Jackie who watched this with their significant other and is really confused right now.
Dude's been spamming that "Please Say" for the last 13mos, too. 😉
Disney may have made a lot of mistakes in the last years but not buying Zack Znyder's story about a grain crisis in a galaxy far far away was none of them
You know if you're having trouble sleeping just put this movie on, you'll be asleep before you know it.
That is so true, it actually only took me about 15 minutes xD
I tried drinking to the first movie, but instead I ended up finishing my bottle of wine, falling asleep, jarring awake, before the movie even went anywhere. It's not even a good time if you're drunk.
And me, a simple viewer on TH-cam who swore revenge after the Imperium killed everyone I cared about.
Remember that scene from the Star Wars prequels talking about some boring tax policy being a problem the Jedis needed to get involved with that then kicked off a war?
Well somebody saw that and decided to make a whole movie trilogy about it.
I swear he came up with "the scar giver" by asking a ten year old boy what the coolest name would be
What is the best name for an incompetent killer? Hair cutter? Wrist sprainer? Shirt slasher? Knuckle grazer? Toe stubber?
Nothing is cooler than the name Tazer Face.
WELL?!? WHAT DID JACKIE SAY?!?! DON'T LEAVE US HANGING, EPIC VOICE GUY!!
They broke up 6mos ago, HT just now got to the "Please Say" lol
I am convinced that the entire rebel moon series (with all the various cuts)is some kinda sick joke from snyder to see how much time he can waste for the viewers.
Yeah this movie gave me an emotional scar for sure.
5:17 hey maybe this means there’ll finally be a honest trailer for Titan A.E. Seriously that is such an underrated rated movie.
Honestly, I'd kill for a sequel to that movie. To see how the humans adapt on a new world.
Please say "What a pro wants, what a pro needs..."
In most sci-fi stories where an evil empire is obsessed with a Mcguffin in a small area, it's usually something along the lines of ancient technology, an invaluable element, or something along those lines that make more believably valuable for people with that much power. But Snyder, in his infinite wisdom, knew that a galactic empire truly needs is maybe fifty bushels of grain from a small village on a backwater world.
We just couldn't see his vision on the true value of gluten.
Revealed in part III - you can only pilot the spaceships if you smoke a certain variety of wheat farmed the old-fashioned way without machinery.
I was expecting a comment about manual grain harvesting when they have anti-gravity barges to carry it back to the barn. I just checked. The anti-grav just holds it up. It still needs a horse to move it forward.
"I was an adventurer like you, until I swore revenge after the Imperium killed everyone I cared about."
Zack was trying to get away from "bullet time" by switching to "granular vision"
"Harvest Moon: Against the Grain"
Please do an Honest Trailer for the Godfather trilogy! In honor of the 50th anniversary of Part II
Yes 👍
That would be a good one.
It's also the 50th anniversary of ZARDOZ!
@@mikrotuber
Even better!!!
OHHHH Rebel Moon: The Grainfather... episode 7
With Rebel Moon, Zack Snyder has made history by being the only film director to ever go with the grain instead of against it.
They dropped this while snyder’s fanbase is busy trashing james gunn’s superman
I can't wait 'till that film comes out and makes a killing at the box office and earns praise from critics and audiences. The Snyder cult would go rabid. lol
Your voice is so good for charity. It helps that they give you powerful and true lines like "Less childhood poverty means more childhood."
"My balls after I take off my pants after work" is so accurate lmao.
Really feel like zack could of just made a documentary about grain and it history, that would be so much more interesting.
Or not since this is Zack Snyder we're talking about
He could have. Could of, not so much. Like, srsly how hard do you have to mumble your words to somehow think "could of" is correct lmao.
@@DarkSun123456789 when you wake up in the morning at 3am due to insomnia.
Still I didn't really care about grammar when I wrote that comment. 🤣
3 hours of wheat shot in slow-mo with anamorphic lens flares?
The ultimate strategy of the galaxy's greatest strategist is to run straight at the well-armed soldiers with blunderbusses, axes and scythes
It's movies like this that really make me miss Honest Trailers Commentaries
By the way, what happened to those?
@@juanluismendoza8655 Been asking that, myself, but haven't gotten any answers.
Swordswoman cutting off her arms and replacing them with robotic forearms which don't give her any advantage was really hilariously eye-rolling.
THRESHING. That's word that matches the action between sorting and loading.
These movies are just the Origin story for the quaker oats guy
Invincible S2 Honest Trailer.....Need it Now
I can't wait for the extended Grain cut of the movie.
3:00 Yes this is how humans arrange themselves naturally around a table. All on one side. Just in case someone walks in - hey they’re easy to see and make out “hey y’all let’s all sit on one side like the Last Supper”
Snyder watched Titanic and when he saw men shovelling coal within the great ship he thought "I want that..."
Everyone who demanded the Snyder cut is to blame for this slow motion nightmare
The grain part was too much.. im like SKIIIIIIIPPPP also the singing part
There's singing? Guess I skipped that too
I love cereal, so it's nice to see grain finally getting the cinematic recognition it deserves.
Say "No pain, no Grain" 🤣
So the grain is like water to the Fremen? Got it.
More like the "Spice".
4:58 Oh great. The Director's Cut is a 6 hour movie. Because Lawrence of Arabia apparently didn't teach everyone to make shorter movies. On the plus side, today I learned that the longest movie ever made is something a bit over 35 days in length. That's not a typo. 35 days, 17 hours to be more precise. Now I kind of want to see the Honest Trailer for Logistics (2012) to get the CliffsNotes version of that movie without having to ever watch it.
That last staring is the most true of all time
Pain and grain is the best description of this haphazard weirdly done story.
Stop giving Zach Snyder money.
Give him grain.
The Young Ones did the best job on the cycle of growing: Neil plants the seed, nature grows the seed and Neil harvest the seed.
I hate it when advance civilization can't figure out drone strike.
I don't know about any of you, but I had to rewatch 'Battle Beyond The Stars' to clean my eyes out after "sitting through" part two...at least I know HOW to reap grain now!!!
I can't wait to see that director's cut
"He who controls the Grain, controls the Universe!"
So rebel moon is a documentary about grain. Nice.
I was trying to sleep through the movie like I did the first one when I was suddenly awoken by the pure absurdity of the identical backstory info-dump.
It's nice to once in a while become more educated about the details of preindustrial agricultural techniques amidst spaceships ..... IN SPACE!
Rebel Moon: Let's get this out before Warhammer.
Now I want to know if Jackie said yes!
Damn, that wheat literally grow more than the main characters in this movie.
Please say "No pain, no grain"
The pants part is spot on 😅
You missed the "No pain, no grain" subtitle opportunity
This movie felt like it was a really long commercial for a wheat brand 😅
This movie has the two actors who played Daario Naharis in Game of Thrones. You missed an opportunity to say that in the credits session.
OMG the balls line... you killed me there.
All I wanted for my birthday today was an honest trailer for Purple Rain after asking for almost a decade.
I can't wait for the fresh hell of the extra two hours from the R-rated Snyder cut. Maybe there are some more people from Game of Thrones written into Star Wars roles.
My guess is that it's actually only about 30 minutes of extra content, but it's all in slow motion so it takes two hours.
Say in epic voice " tromp going to Yaaaaaale for long, long, time"
The money spent on these movies could have done so much good in this world! Also I wonder how it was even possible to make these films. There was a team involved, right? I mean, Zack Snyder didn't do it all on his own. None of the specialists and other people including cast and crew saw how bad this project was and said something?????!!!!!!
Loved the video. 1000% accurate! Thank you!! :)
@real_screenjunkies_ Could you please make an Honest Trailer of "The 3 Body Problem", "Ajin: Demi-Human" and "The Peanut Butter Falcon"? :) Love the work you guys do!!
Please say: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
After a really bad day at work the grain stuff was actually really lovely ASMR 😅
The funniest part was I was wondering why the violent, grieving freaky girl was suddenly smiling broadly from the start of the movie - and then I understood upon the ‘sun’ symbol shawl scene 😂
Pain and grain! I'm crying!
This is what you get when ChatGPT writes your scripts.
We need an honest streaming trailer for Shogun
Is that you Francis, hey Deadpool is that Francis.
Anyone else notice that they dropped the tanks like a mile behind the infantry and then dropped each tank in a line so they couldn’t all fight at once lol. In not even going to talk about the coal powered spaceship or those medics that were brutally murdered
Haha great job! Love the title!
Snyder said, they like space spice? then let's give them the next best thing, grains.
“Phone in the Barbarian.” 😂😂😂
"Just wait until the tease of part 3 he threatens you with.." 😆😁
Had no idea that this was even out
this made me laugh
" a simple villager who swore revenge after the imperium killed everyone he| she cared about"
I really hoped we would see more of the spider women. Hers was the best origin story in the first movie
Thanks for saving me the effort of watching this
The whole grain cycle was actually kind of pleasant to see edited together. Can't see that about the whole movie
I thought it was funny that he’s already calling her the Scargiver in the very first scene. Like, when the hell did he first say Scargiver in between his FaceTime with the Evil Emperor and getting dumped into the chrysalid? That other dude should’ve been like “who?” in that opening scene lol.
Please say: "Trapped under rubble? That's awesome!"
The grain must flow!
So glad you guys are doing these so I don't have to bother watching another SloMo fest with a 5 inch deep story and characters. You are doing God's work!
Ok, that title revamp was hilarious
These two movies give an idea of how warhammer 40K series or movie would look like
So… Part 2 is Witness in space? Because I was hearing the Witness theme in my head with all of that beautiful grain farming footage.
Red Nose Day woohoo!! ❤️🙏
Goner should have been "Thorin". Even Eagles came flying in clutch.
In your epic voice say, "Jackie said no!"
There's a part TWO? Of this? 😅
No pain, no grain.