@@chrishicks7946 Dunno. He was talking about a guy who went on holiday and got startled when an armadillo walked out of the bushes in front of him. He panicked and hoofed it like a football clear over a tree.
speaking as a wheelchair user, Hughs disabled access joke is still pretty accurate more often than it should be in the 21st century, i thought we were supposed to have things that could hover us up steps by now.....
@@chrishicks7946 You lost your only advantage. Everyone else has guns now too. It's a bit hard for you to take the Empire high ground these days when the rest of us can shoot you down from below.
@@chrishicks7946 I love that. "Yes, we do have a massive room filled with expensive stuff based on gun-beats-spear. But we're still going to play the victim."?
2:29 We were in a cave on a field trip once when our instructor/guide did exactly this for a laugh*. He was taunting us from somewhere up above in the dark. Me and my phlegmatic mate Chris plonked ourselves down on a rock to wait. We'd worked out that he probably wasn't going to leave us there to die. Some of the group really freaked out though. *He demanded no money, I should add.
"If you're on the M11 heading towards Middlesbrough, you should turn around because..." you're completely lost. No part of the M11 is within 200 miles of Middlesbrough.
Also i can't bear the tired " lol - literally any town I mention = shit hole " and everyone in the audience laughs. I can do that now... LOL don't ever go to Tilehurst LOL AMIRITEEEE
*Mock the Week* (S7, Ep10; September 10, 2009) *_Scenes We'd Like to See_* Presenter: Dara O'Briain Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Ed Byrne, Russell Howard Team 2: Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis (captain), Jack Whitehall
This is before he got fed up and stuck to three punchlines; HIV/Aids, bestiality and paedophilia. When you watch episodes back to back, each comedian's shtick becomes painfully repetitive.
"For the next few days, we suggest you turn off all mobile devices as the locals refuse to believe they exist. Otherwise, enjoy your vacation in Amish Country".
another 1 with frankie. 2 in the same week. oyf. running out of material. r we mtw.
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Overall good jokes but some guys should reconsider their place in the current world. Do their jokes pass even the most relaxed political corridor of thoughts? (Which is the best I could come up with as a non-English native tongue.)
I think you don't realise that this is recorded and aired ages ago. It's from Mock The Week Series 7 which was aired in 2009. Despite that, I do find most of their jokes still fine. Comedians that play too safe are usually the ones that are boring to watch.
One thing about being politically correct is that .. It simply isn't funny. Indeed recently it seems the joke has become that political correctness has lost touch with reality.
@@davesmith9325 Well, the funniest set I've ever seen at a live comedy show was also the cleanest and least offensive. Funnier than either time I saw Robin Williams.
And I thought we were all grown up adults and could use our judgement to decide what to watch and what not to, realizing that no one is forcing us to watch or hear any of this. How wrong was I!
Hugh Dennis is so funny to me.
The thought of the day caught me off guard, very good.
"...I kicked an armadillo."
(This is from a bit Dara did as a standup routine about the weirdest things people have done while on holiday.)
Did he break his toe?
@@chrishicks7946 Dunno. He was talking about a guy who went on holiday and got startled when an armadillo walked out of the bushes in front of him. He panicked and hoofed it like a football clear over a tree.
thanks for letting us know
@@michaelscott6022 Dara tells it better.
@@michaelscott6022 "this is a bad day for me"
speaking as a wheelchair user, Hughs disabled access joke is still pretty accurate more often than it should be in the 21st century, i thought we were supposed to have things that could hover us up steps by now.....
@@madisntit6547
"Ex stair me mate ! "
1:08 "Gun beats spear" that pretty much sums up the history of the British Empire.
Shame we just bend over n take it now..
@@chrishicks7946 You lost your only advantage. Everyone else has guns now too. It's a bit hard for you to take the Empire high ground these days when the rest of us can shoot you down from below.
@@chrishicks7946 That's what you get for screwing up the Middle East with the Sykes-Picot treaty.
@@chrishicks7946 I love that. "Yes, we do have a massive room filled with expensive stuff based on gun-beats-spear. But we're still going to play the victim."?
And?
No Jack, he doesn't want to shake your hand.
My dream! Ed Byrne AND Russell Howard! Laughing and drooling here.
Isn't that the same jacket Ed was wearing where he worried he'd turned invisible?
@Tee Carrat just a question
Wasn't making a groundbreaking point
@Tee Carrat it was a question sir, why get so irate about it?
@Tee Carrat someone had dog piss for their breakfast that day
Did anyone tell Jack Whitehall the M11 doesn't go anywhere near Middlesbrough 😂 😂 😂
Yeah but better off not taking any road near the Boro, l live 12 miles away and it's been twinned with Hades
2:29 We were in a cave on a field trip once when our instructor/guide did exactly this for a laugh*. He was taunting us from somewhere up above in the dark. Me and my phlegmatic mate Chris plonked ourselves down on a rock to wait. We'd worked out that he probably wasn't going to leave us there to die. Some of the group really freaked out though. *He demanded no money, I should add.
Probably fondling one of the stragglers.
That Dundee joke is so accurate
Frankie needs to come back for a one-off, 'I survived the pandemic' special!
Won't happen, he's banned from live TV 😂
The marxist bastard has his own show now.
@The Goblin Queen Elizabeth he's banned from TV.
@@Loosehead You mean "center left" hardly a fuckin Marxist.
He's a legend though.
Only Huge left now with the unfunny barrel scraped dregs...
Last one caught me off guard and I burst out laughing. Forget how much better it was with Frankie on the show
"If you're on the M11 heading towards Middlesbrough, you should turn around because..." you're completely lost. No part of the M11 is within 200 miles of Middlesbrough.
Also i can't bear the tired " lol - literally any town I mention = shit hole " and everyone in the audience laughs. I can do that now... LOL don't ever go to Tilehurst LOL AMIRITEEEE
@@DavidOakesMusic HEY! I've bought some *very* good drugs in Tilehurst!
@@OpreRoma They have a WAITROSE.
Not quite as funny if you say A19.
Up The Boro
Franckie’s morning after pill joke is one of my favourite
1:57 I was trying to eat and I choked on my fucking chicken.
0:42 I had freshman orientation the day after a major car accident, stiff sore and with a c-collar I went on a campus TOUR with THAT tour guide.
*Mock the Week* (S7, Ep10; September 10, 2009)
*_Scenes We'd Like to See_*
Presenter: Dara O'Briain
Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Ed Byrne, Russell Howard
Team 2: Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis (captain), Jack Whitehall
GOOOOOD MORNING, MILLWALL!!!!!
Seriously Jack ? A [insert literally any town] is a shithole joke ?
I be concerned just by a tour guide telling me we're getting to Venic by BUS, Ed.
I believe it is possible to drive from Scotland to Cape Town SA, might need to use a ferry at some point but Venice is also a possibility.
Frankie and Hugh really steamroll through their own jokes without much allowance for the others to have a go :(
We only tuned in for Frankie and Huge.
Only Huge left now with the unfunny barrel scraped dregs...
@@fingersTitan yeah, its why i stopped watching it. i've always preferred Q.I. and WILTY?! anyway :D
the amount of times jack tried to walk up before he did was hard to watch
5.22 Agree
Finally some Russell Howard clips!
WTF is Jack Whitehalls hair
Radio Tourettes - yes!
Those were the days, with good old couldn't-give-a-shit Frankie
Thank goodness he's gone! Not even close to funny!
This is before he got fed up and stuck to three punchlines; HIV/Aids, bestiality and paedophilia. When you watch episodes back to back, each comedian's shtick becomes painfully repetitive.
@@sheilaghbrosky He very occasionally had an absolute belter - but most of the time he was too predictable with his paedophile jokes.
Frankie never gets old.
The poor deluded fools who just don't get Frankie!
I ate weetabix this morning
How many?
@@andrewcarson5850 2 👀
@@aneesarehman611 with milk and sugar?
@@andrewcarson5850 milk and one teaspoon of sugar. Did I pass the test?
@@aneesarehman611 Yup, full marks. In my heathen youth I would pile the sugar high, nowadays just a single-spoon-sprinkling suffices.
The fucking Vanessa phelps had me finished. The red bull one too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Superb. Women do add a different perspective so different jokes.
Any word on a new series in 2020?
Frankie very hardcore aggressive.
"For the next few days, we suggest you turn off all mobile devices as the locals refuse to believe they exist. Otherwise, enjoy your vacation in Amish Country".
Did anyone else get an advert for de-funding the BBC before the video
No, because I use an adblocker
Maybe that's the answer the BBC funding problem, they need to remove their ad blocker.
My favorite was by the white guy.
The British one?
The one that was funny?
I agree, best of all.
I wish Foxtel had this show.
It's on the ABC, isn't it? Maybe not now, given how long it's been since it last aired.
oh I get it, the people who moan about missing Frankie think nothing's funny unless it's racist or sexist or both
*u
3:15 I guess this is very much out-of-date these days. Sorry pal, you just lost it.
another 1 with frankie. 2 in the same week. oyf. running out of material. r we mtw.
Overall good jokes but some guys should reconsider their place in the current world. Do their jokes pass even the most relaxed political corridor of thoughts? (Which is the best I could come up with as a non-English native tongue.)
I think you don't realise that this is recorded and aired ages ago. It's from Mock The Week Series 7 which was aired in 2009. Despite that, I do find most of their jokes still fine. Comedians that play too safe are usually the ones that are boring to watch.
The answer to your query can basically be summed up by any episode of Mock The Week. Ever...
One thing about being politically correct is that .. It simply isn't funny. Indeed recently it seems the joke has become that political correctness has lost touch with reality.
@@davesmith9325 Well, the funniest set I've ever seen at a live comedy show was also the cleanest and least offensive. Funnier than either time I saw Robin Williams.
And I thought we were all grown up adults and could use our judgement to decide what to watch and what not to, realizing that no one is forcing us to watch or hear any of this.
How wrong was I!
We only tuned in for Frankie and Huge.
Only Huge left now with the unfunny barrel scraped dregs...