Upgrading To Max Level Everything
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2021
- Upgrading To Max Level Everything
I messed around and earned 10 billion cookies. Now it's time to spend them. I want to upgrade everything to max level so I can make even more cookies. It's a vicious cycle. Carpal tunnel not included.
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/14... - เกม
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DF: Chooses the member of the pantheon that turns off if you click golden cookies even once.
Also DF: Clicks the first golden cookie he sees.
That's what I did the first time I played. I was really confused why all my gods were deselected
He probably didn't read the downside, in classic DF fashion.
Golden... sihny... must cilck
@@AzuRemilia Yep this is pretty much DF. Its either touch the shiny or put it in his mouth
@@Azazreal put the shiny in my mouth
As somebody who's spent months running my laptop non-stop when this game was somewhat new, I'm contemplating going back since there's so much new shit.
ya same it just gets so confusing
yeah, the minigames are probably the most confusing part
Oh yeah totally bro do it.
He really ascended with 1 heavenly chip.
Yeah u waste 10 years getting back the 1 trillion cookies forfeited.
I remember when this was just a simple web game. Amazing how far it's come.
Yeah, now they have a new system called Ascension; serious endgame grinding now.
What's the game called
@@stewiegriffin7784 Cookie Clicker. Has a web version.
tbh he underestimates how much grandmas are worth. They can affect every other building the more you have the more those other buildings make, so investing in them once you have a lot of money pays off in the long run
yeah i think a lot of the smaller mechanics are easy to overlook if you haven't played the game for a while. Like i'm already assuming he might not know that wigglers technically make more money then not having them around, or that the "lucky" gold cookies can give you up to 15 minutes in cookies as long as you have a large amount of cookies stored in your bank, so it might be worth it not to spend every cookie you have.
A low-risk thing i like to do is i use the wizards tower to summon golden cookies, and i just don't click them if they are red. and if you have a X7 boost while a lucky cookie comes up you can get 15 minutes of the X7 multiplier. in an instant
Not to mention the insane effect the grandmapopcolyse is and cursor upgrades late game.
True
@@GwyndolinOwO dragonflight × 7x bonus × 777× clicking power
frenzy x clicker frenzy x elder frenzy and (however many builging specials) can be VERY OP
Ahh, happy to see more DF idle clicker games. His suffering gives me life.
That's messed 😂😂
I wanna see a vid on the dev menu (you just add saysopensesame to the end of your name btw)
I love these =)
His suffering makes us thrive, and our suffering makes him feel the need to make more videos, which makes him suffer more.
I am not, I am dying from his stupidity
14:20 words cannot express my pain at the loss of that golden cookie, top right of screen..😞
It's only 1 golden cookie, it's not a big deal
@@Ultimaximus imagine all the Golden cookies that were missed in the in-between cuts. My inner efficiency demon was having a heart attack
This time stamp is just, perfect
imo it hurt more when he reset the game for only +1% cps
there was another at 9:23
"...any worse, and we'll end up on r/wallstreetbets" I'm dying!
watching someone ascend with just one level was painful 😭 they provide 1% not 10%!
still glad to see you playing i’m enjoying it
I made that mistake the first time. There's basically no boost from the first chips. Meaning you spend ages getting back where you started
Bruh he did something dumb every 2 seconds
Lol I didn’t know someone could be this bad at cookie clicker. He keeps talking like he’s doing the best thing
Been try Harding for 3 months. Up to over 700 prestige levels and 2 shadow achievements
@@sskyy-fff3667 yeah. Has 26 magic,still doesn’t use force the hand of fate
Imagine cookies as a type of currency or crypto that called "cookie coins" or "cookoins"
Coinkies.
@@youtubeuniversity3638 like this name better
Sounds like a scam..with cookies.
Coo koin klan
I hear if you save up seven of those you can have someone killed.
DF: *buys sugar
Sugar: “aight imma head down”
No DF max out the farm with sugar lumps. It’s the most developed mini game by far
@Frisk From ut it is definitely how i coasted to ~90% achievements (getting months upon months of progress in only a few seconds), but now that im here its a bit underwhelming. you need some other buff to stack ontop of it, sugar lump frenzy is good (that can easily get you like 100 trillion prestige) but getting ANOTHER buff, usually a building buff, ontop of that is REALLY REALLY hard and probably not worth your time. i dont know what else to do at this point in the game tho, i am so past everything that basically nothing really gets me any progress anymore lmao
@@Templarfreak you need to use the temple minigame. put godzamok on the first spot, then the cow mokalcius or something like that, and finally the one that buffs the clicking in the last spot. Then when the GC appear, if it's a frenzy and another cookie appears, prepare to sell all your buildings, from farms to temples, so you will have a demential buff in case it's a click frenzy. Beware it only lasts 10 seconds with godzamok buff, so you need to sell quick and autoclick. Plus, to surpass the clicking frenzy, you can have a dragon flight clicking frenzy wich is far superior by putting a dragon flight aura in your cookie dragon by sacrificing 100 spaceships.
First lump in Wizard Towers to get access to Force the Hand of Fate, second lump into Temples to unlock Pantheon for Godzamok, then all of them into Farms to unlock/progress Gardens until you get them to level 9, slipping one into Banks to unlock Stonks whenever you're actually sitting in a run long enough to try to get some achievements out of it.
I’m at200 quadrillion prestige levels and the progress slows down so much here I have 571/622 of the achievements
Your literally my favorite TH-camr. Please keep doing what your doing. You make a lot of people very happy.
He also makes people die on the inside when he ascended with 1 prestige
With the wizard tower minigame you can summon golden cookies at will, the backfire being a wrath cookie, which is red so you just don't click it, and nothing happens
Best way to make money is simply the wizard tower and the pantheon. If you get a golden cookie, you can can stack them. E.g. if you have a frenzy, you can then summon another golden Cooke in the wizard, and if you get lucky you can get a frenzy and the the “clicks give 666x as more”. So you basically stack those buffs on top of each other. Then you can pair it with the god where if you sell towers you get 1% extra CPS.
I love watching df play clicker games. Now that I’ve made that clear, good god! How has it been this long and he’s still upgrading things unevenly?! I swear he does this every game to make us suffer. Also knowing df he enjoys our suffering because we make him suffer through a lot, and I mean A LOT of “bad” games.
9:17 poor golden cookie got ghosted 💀
Really takes me back, I've been playing this game since 2016 or so. Wonderful game that you can play at any pace!
> Gets an ascension with 1 heavenly chip
> Unlocks 5% of the potential
> Says "It's considerably faster"
1 Heavenly adds 1% to your CPS at 100% potential, so you had 5% of 1% unlocked, so you've had 0.05% unlocked. I wouldn't call that considerably faster xD
(that is if web and steam version handle heavenly chips similar)
they are the same I’m at 200 quadrillion prestige levels
Love how he keeps saying he’s getting new achievements every time he uses a magic spell
I don’t know why but recently watching these kind of videos I’m always thinking about if this currency was actually the currency of the actual world
It originally wasn't, but as your cookie empire grows, they eventually overtake traditional currencies in value.
I can't find anyone else who mentioned it, but the joke about trickle down economics at 7:33 was so good
Thank you for uploading when you did man, you’re one of the only mfers I have the bell on for and it’s videos like this that make me momentarily forget my friend from high school just overdosed and died.
You do a lot for subs like me, I just wanna let you know
Sorry to hear that stay strong mate
i’m sorry for your loss man :( hope you feel better soon.
sorry for your loss keep ya head up
Probably because you died on the inside again watching him ascend with 1 level
my heart died when he missed the golden cookie, after his pointer went over it
3:12 Bognadof: "He bought? Dump it"
DF: buying sugar stocks
Bogdanoff: dump it
DF: i will buy all stocks for sugar
Bogdanoff: dump it again
DF: Upgrading to max level everything
Also DF: Doesn't even get half the buildings
Love this cookie clicker content!
You are literally my favorite youtuber. Love the vids.
Without even realising, he basicly described the whole game. "But it's never enough"
DF's voice can make a great ASMR tbh
Also I now of some achievements that are easy to get. If you shrink the tab window so the cookie is touching the milk a couple times it will give you an achievement called cookie dunker. If you click on the name above your big cookie and change your name to Orteil (the maker of the game) it will give you an achievement called what’s in a name and a shadow achievement call gods complex. If you click on the small cookie next to the stat where it says total cookies you get an achievement called tiny cookie. If you click on the news 50 times you get one called tabloid addiction. And if you click on the achievement slot to the exact right of the tabloid addiction achievement you get a free one called here you go.
For all true cookie clicker players who know how long before DF fears the grandmas?
Glad to see df playing childhood games
“Upgrading to max level everything”
Me with a maxed ascension tree a few trillion heavenly chips and a few quindecellion or something cookies
X to doubt
And after a year of gameplay.
No if you have only a trillion heavenly chips you can’t get everything it costs about 75 quadrillion
I have like 35 vigintillion cookies
I was internally screaming at the scream saying he should buy the farm, and factory upgrades.
Haven’t played Sonic in years but that sound (14:30) still makes me panic every time I hear it.
Anyone noticed how his cursur upgrades went from 103 at 7:39 to 102 at 14:45?
You can sell the upgrades
You should save up A TON of prestige points before doing it again. Everything gets more expensive as you go down the tree and you'll wanna buy a few things every time you go back so count how much the upgrades you want cost and prestige when you get there not at one lmao.
I can't wait for "I clicked so many cookies I caused the apocalypse"
That flash of Ronald Reagan nearly killed me DF! I choked on my drink from laughing so hard
Idk why but his voice is so soothing the only thing that can cure my insomnia.
Right?
He is the reason of my staying up till 2 am. His vids are so addicting
Mans voice puts me sleep so soothing
@@ppdudeguy1700 yes it is and it's also so chaotic at times.
Buy the upgrades they help you make more cookies!
Why don’t we just do this irl and hire wizards and build temples to create cookies. Boom, world hunger? I think not
Oh man, wait till he learns to stack a click frenzy on top of another golden cookie
I got a click frenzy + building special (544 buildings) and got went from 500 billion prestige levels to 2.3 trillion
And I had 18 quindecillion cookies after the combe
Now I’m at 7.9 vigintillion with more combos
If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities.
1. Conjure baked goods stacks with golden cookie effects. It is ideal to use this spell during a frenzy, and far less tha n ideal during a clot.
2. Conjure baked goods is a waste of mana. Use Force the Hand of Fate instead. There will be a plant in the Garden that can do what CBJ can do tenfold.
3. You should have spent the third sugar lump on the farm. The farm takes a long time to mutate plants, and the stock market’s achievements aren’t possible until late game.
4. Frenzy can last until another golden cookie appears. Conbine this with FTHOF and the Godzamok god in the pantheon to stage early game combos.
5. You have ascended far too early. Your entire run is null and void, all for a few achievements and 1% extra cps. Generally, to enjoy the full benefits of ascension, 411 prestige points is good, allowing you to get important heavenly upgrades, along with a *4 cps multiplier.
6. One important aspect of the game is the grandmapocalypse, and you will enjoy wrinkler multipliers, and wrath cookies, which have a chance at an elder frenzy. Only stay in the earlier phases of GPOC, as wrath cookies may also have a negative effect. However, you may go to them for wrinkler achievements, as wrinklers spawn faster in the later stages, and the final stage is the only way to turn GPOC off, and there are achievements relating to that as well.
Edit: The exact amount of HC’s for the first ascension is 440, not 411.
I'm sorry man you said a lot of words really fast. Grandmapocolypse? Wrinkler? Wrath cookies? Elder frenzy? Are people who play cookie clicker okay?
@@struckcomet God no.
This is the fun part of the game. Enjoy it while it lasts.
How can this man make even the most mundane of games enjoyable?!
Was there not a version where the grandmas upgraded into Eldritch abominations or something?
Or was that just a fever dream?
@DangerouslyFunny I just got Right Click to Necromance, and I use an aggressive strategy. Start by going south, there are always 2 soldiers to kill. Then you can do something else.
Your voice is so relaxing 😌
Wait untill df discovers the power of two golden cookies at once
I love how he's so happy yet he hasn't realized the true extent of cookie clicker.
DF: Ascends early with 1 Heavenly Chip.
Every Cookie Clicker fan: NEVER LET BRO COOK AGAIN.
Me, a Cookie Clicker fan: Sshhh, sh sh sh... Just let him find out the hard way...
Imagine how much that clicker would have done if he upgraded the clicker option...
Clicker option?
The editing on this video is pristine
Use the golden hand to summon golden cookies once you have one clicked. If your lucky then you can double golden cookies.
Other people playing cookie clicker: Buy the neuesten stuff and upgrades
Df: INVEST IN CRYPTO
Your voice makes me happy
I ate some chocolate chip cookies today c:
you remind me of Caboose from RvB, Joel Heywood, it’s the wisdom-filled voice
DF always finds a way to make people's day happier, he has inspired me to start my own channel😄🍪
Wonder when he'll realise that he's just buying more buildings not levelling them up
Hopefully soon
@@defektiv9873 you mean never?
9:23 I was staring at that golden cookie just to see it not get clicked
I played this in my browser back in 2001 when I was at college!
It's better to use the force the hand of fate when you already have a frenzy going as it will stack
Is it like a universal mistake, where every player prestiges at level 1 and then replays the game with just a +1% bonus?
nah, I prestiged at level 2 :D
I did it at 23.
I did it at 13 on another save file I did at 543 lol
You know you've struck gold on TH-cam when your successful while playing an idle game
Finally DF is playing a good (Maybe the only) clicker game!
there are other good clicker games out there, but cookie clicker is by far the best
If you buy enough grandma's it unlocks a huge Easter egg
Dude, that reference towards the end was golden 😂😂
nostalgia hits hard when hearing stardew valley music in a df video ngl
You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day.
Df your video is great and make us happy 😊😊❤❤
You really should red the news on top of the screen DF, because there's some crazy stuff going on in that game
Man, cookie clicker has gotten a few updates since I played it last in middle school
Hey DangerouslyFunny did you know that if you change your name to saysopensesame with a space before it (Could be anything in front). You will unlock dev tools in the top left corner (above and to the left of name)
ruins the fun, cheated cookies taste worse
I love the music choises
Dude clickers are great upgrades due to the building stacking
DF needs to buy and sell stocks more frequently, buy down and sell ASAP when up, rinse and repeat for stonks
Once hacked this game. it was fun I really did max everything, got boring pretty quickly
Damn, he clicks really fast
if this was real life, this would probably cause deflation which isn’t cool
Like biden is doing in real life, in USA, currently right now. Moneyprinting machine goes bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Love the vids!
Don't know if you ascended any yet DF but wait til you get 9 chips and get the cookie dragon.
C'mon it's a dragon and that bad for everyone else who wants to be healthy.
eating cookies while watching this,
no milk tho just water
Quick question, I’m looking to get an auto clicker but I don’t want malware, D what auto clicker do you use?
imagine ruling the world as a cookie king
Some advice.
Never touch the stock market. Stock costs are proportional to your CPS, meaning they're never cheap.
Buying stocks has a 20% overhead meaning that you can buy 10 stocks for $120. But immediately selling them would it get you $100. This means the stock would have to go up 20% for you to make profit.
Stocks are unpredictable. Don't buy a stock because it went down last turn and is cheaper. It could just plummet and take all your money with it. The same applies for stocks that just went up. They may also just drop randomly
Stocks are best bought either really early when your cps is low or when the price falls down to the minimum. What your supposed to do is buy up stock early when your cps is only in the millions and then sell it when your cps is in the doudecillions. that or only buy stocks that are at the minimum price and wait until they eventually hit 50+. For plant breading what you do is first build up a large bank and then sell off all your buildings except you keep 300 farms, one temple, and one grandma. Grandma is so that you can spawn wrinklers to drop your cps, temple is so that you can use Vomitrax and Muridal to drop your cps.
You can use your spells to stack golden cookies. Aka: 777*7*CPS
Add clicking frenzy on top of that and you can get some crazy cookies
I got click frenzy + frenzy + building special with 544 buildings and ended up with 18 quindecillion cookies
Watching this while snacking on choco chip & almond cookies
Yumm
you should also buy all of the mini upgrades
Learned investing 101: if you buy it, it will go down.
I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.
4:04 i recognize those notes, aint that the sayori’s death song from doki doki literature club
What you're talking about? She doesn't die, obviously. It's a game about literature club, about writing poetry!
Now shush. 🤨
9:17 He missed a golden cookie :( if he was lucky he could have been further
Our hero, Super Many!
Nice timing
love the subtle stardew music in the background.
And for our common pain let's watch df lose a golden cookie at 14:22