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  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    Big thanks to oka senpai for the awesome mod! Do you guys know the show friends? LET ME KNOW!

  • @tsunderechan4227
    @tsunderechan4227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    I love your singing... I mean... BAKA!

  • @williamsfam09
    @williamsfam09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I'm surprised Mike is better at singing then I expected

  • @shsl_empath5437
    @shsl_empath5437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    5:50 “you get a stomach ache and you have to ball up on the floor until it finally stops hurting” As a girl I can fairly say, accurate description of period cramps, any other girls agree with me?

    • @i3luberryyuki975
      @i3luberryyuki975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally It's like I get em' all day

    • @heatherhilton6295
      @heatherhilton6295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes... *shot*

    • @samanthadinkel1223
      @samanthadinkel1223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like musicals deal with it Yea I'm dying from cramps rn that's why I'm watching Bijuu Mike! :D

    • @numberz-chan4414
      @numberz-chan4414 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like musicals *outside of Hamilton* YA. And dont tell me i cant be on me period at 10 so im gust growing fast!

    • @razzleberry041
      @razzleberry041 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

  • @emminet
    @emminet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'm pretty sure having a baby would hurt more Bijuu Mike...

    • @1i1yxo
      @1i1yxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emminet yep😅

    • @Lifeonnmarz
      @Lifeonnmarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emminet it's hurts as much as having multiple bones breaking at the same time (having a baby) so yeah

    • @virixot
      @virixot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alexa shriver I heard having a baby hurts as much as being on fire

  • @kizanasunobu1742
    @kizanasunobu1742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    my sister heard his singing and she was like: why are you watching friends? and i respond... I'M NOT I'M WATCHING R.I.V.A.L.S!

  • @PoisonAffinity
    @PoisonAffinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    _I love your singing, please sing more ;-;_

    • @thomaswoods1967
      @thomaswoods1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SPEEK ENGLISH

    • @PoisonAffinity
      @PoisonAffinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thomas Woods _I WOULD SPEK ENGRISH, BUT I'M A POTATO-_

    • @rocket_1288
      @rocket_1288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i vote yay

    • @mikkkidrowned4370
      @mikkkidrowned4370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      αʍ૯liα ૨ѳઽ૯ はじめまして あの手ェらじゃペン瀬具rl

  • @carlyjohnson2235
    @carlyjohnson2235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Osana: oh look, it's you. The FREAK of the school. The one who thinks that stalking my senpai is cool? Listen up, I only have ONE thing to say. Senpai would choose ME, over YOU, any day! I mean come on! You sneak around when you think nobody sees you? I'll let you in on a secret, we ALL know that you do. Like, OH MY GOD, Yan-Chan, why can't you see? You'll never get Senpai, he belongs to me.
    Ayano:Everytime you flap your lips is another BRAIN CELL FIZZING OUT. I SWEAR on my senpai, THAT I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT. YOU SWING your hips and POP your lips, and THINK you're being sly, when you hide your precious feelings about LOVING SENPAI. Do you even really love him? You don't act like you do! You whine all the time, and place the spotlight on you! *you always keep me waiting!* yeah, THAT will get his love, I've given more affection then he could ever dream of!
    Osana: Hah! You squirm around when he's five feet away! He tells me all the time, *she's acting kinda strange!* if you think I'll let you have him, you better think twice. It doesn't take long before I STOP. BEING. NICE.
    Ayano: Do you really think you scare me? I know what keeps you up at night. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS BLODDY, IVE BEEN ITCHING FOR A FIGHT! I'll trank you, and tie you to a chair, and break your mind! Er, maybe I'll just stab you...yeah, that'd be fine.
    Osana: You don't scare me!
    Ayano:I can though...
    Osana: Hah! What'd you know?
    Ayano: I KNOW that you should probably keep an eye on your bento.
    Osana:What?! It's poisoned?! That bento was for senpai!
    Ayano:I'll let you give him gifts, WHEN. FAT. PIGS. FLY!
    Osana: Senpai will never love you! you're weird and you're a freak!
    Ayano: I don't think he'll complain...when he gets me in the sheets~!
    Osana: GRRR...AYANO!
    Ayano: OSANA!!
    Osana: you know what?! THATS IT. I'll put you in your place!
    Ayano:Heh! Come at me, -BITCH!-
    Mijuu Bike: OH SHE SAID A BAD WORD...I didn't like dat ;-;
    Edit:Holy crap my fingers hurt...

    • @gisele5708
      @gisele5708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Osana Najimi its from a rap battle

    • @avalambert6841
      @avalambert6841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Osana Najimi omg! THE RAP BATTLE!!!

    • @abidale5051
      @abidale5051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Osana Najimi that was amazing u did every word in the rap battle.

    • @unsaltedtoast
      @unsaltedtoast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a KID who enjoys Utube you're amazing 👏

    • @corbinjames3868
      @corbinjames3868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a KID who enjoys Utube j

  • @kizanasunobu1742
    @kizanasunobu1742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    R.I.V.A.L.S. Best show of 2017.

  • @elisabethfirmin1715
    @elisabethfirmin1715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Make a prom where everybody has a date, But Riku is stuck with the cat as his date.

  • @noriii
    @noriii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I want another baby"
    Me: "I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE BABY THESE STITCHES HURT FRICK U"

  • @Lortette
    @Lortette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    dANG, HE HAS DEM VOCALS!!!!!!!!

  • @LunaRoyalYT
    @LunaRoyalYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I Watched Friends Before And i Just Think, This is The Most Funniest Parody Ever! XD

  • @RatEatingSevenWorms
    @RatEatingSevenWorms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Getting kicked in the balls is not the same as having a baby. It's based on experience. Having a baby is one of the most painful things for a woman while the parallel is being kicked in the balls as man. The difference is that you bring a life force into existence vs not being able to have any kids at all.

    • @kittiewithak9452
      @kittiewithak9452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brownie Emoji exactly. I hate how people don't get it.

    • @stefannofornari
      @stefannofornari 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, being kicked in the balls is 10x worse than having a baby, according to a research.

    • @EthanBuzzy
      @EthanBuzzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brownie Emoji okay i am a girl but this is true

    • @andrea-ox3ve
      @andrea-ox3ve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brownie Emoji OR GETTING ELBOWED IN TE TITS.

    • @katiekawaii3818
      @katiekawaii3818 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @christinelangman1407
    @christinelangman1407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The miracle of birth, a documentary by Michael "Bijuu Mike" Bijuu

  • @eightyyy
    @eightyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    SMELLY CAT, SMELY CAT
    WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU
    SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT
    ITS NOT YOUR FAULTTTT
    me: okay again from the top
    Phoebe: there is not top, thats the beauty of smelly cat
    *yes i love that show*

  • @skysoda3978
    @skysoda3978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Did Bijuu Mike really have to sing it XD

    • @kizanasunobu1742
      @kizanasunobu1742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sky Cola yes.bitch.

    • @Hexcade
      @Hexcade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sky Cola it was beautiful wasn't it 😍

    • @iielle6120
      @iielle6120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was much better than the original singer.

    • @theemomomfriend4570
      @theemomomfriend4570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sky Cola yassssss

    • @shadowblaster987
      @shadowblaster987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I sung it, I'd sound like Bijuu Mike but a higher pitch and many voice cracks

  • @windblume5169
    @windblume5169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Getting kicked in the nuts? Curled up ball position for day?
    That sounds like a mediocre time lasp of a period. Except one of those heavy painful ones, where the cramps start coming like earthquakes and they won't stop coming.
    The worry of the amount the pad can hold before it bleeds through is there. That's why wearing black or dark coloured pants is always a number one priority, they also have to be supportive.
    Than there's sitting down in chairs, feeling a squish if you haven't gotten a chance during a long day of work or school to change it. It feeling so weird, than you worry whether it bled through.
    _That's all for now, anyone else want to continue this? Like a chain though._

  • @wtora777
    @wtora777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    BIJUU CAN SIIINNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thegamersotherchanel8638
    @thegamersotherchanel8638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:03
    "But little does he know he'll never have kids again"
    Wait...
    Again?!?!

  • @kathleenparker7843
    @kathleenparker7843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    BIJJU MIKE YOU SHOULD REACT TO EVEN YANDERES NEED TO LOVE WHO AGREES LIKE IF AGREE

  • @katie.kt24
    @katie.kt24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh honey bijuu No, giving birth is probably one of the most painful experience to a girl....

    • @totallytubular3386
      @totallytubular3386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pokébricks Actually getting kicked in the nuts isn't as bad as birth. Giving birth is like having a watermelon come out of your arse....it really sucks

    • @katie.kt24
      @katie.kt24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

  • @pickachu3181
    @pickachu3181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I love your singing............i mean.........BAKA

  • @hazelhalo8380
    @hazelhalo8380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Bijuu mike pls respond. Your my favorite youtuber

    • @marblepie5104
      @marblepie5104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *you're

    • @sebastianmichaelisbutinmsp6490
      @sebastianmichaelisbutinmsp6490 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watch my Anime dubbed me too

    • @sunmo8905
      @sunmo8905 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hazel Halo you're*

    • @justakane8169
      @justakane8169 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paste Lover_00 You’re stupid. Someone already corrected her you know?

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      her, you know?* Can we stop now please?

  • @YandereChan-xv8bt
    @YandereChan-xv8bt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Your voice is amazing I am being really serious I love your voice ❤❤

    • @brandonsibert6363
      @brandonsibert6363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yandere Chan2020 baka!

    • @nicci1086
      @nicci1086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yandere Chan2020 Me too😄

    • @kimlebron1153
      @kimlebron1153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yandere Chan2020 Do not kill me plz

    • @oscarzamora540
      @oscarzamora540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're creepy you know that

    • @tulip_03
      @tulip_03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yandere Chan2020 Yanderes are very interesting. Are they born like that or do they have to have some sort of inspiration? Like in Yan Sim Yandere-chan likes Senpai, but there are other girls who also like Senpai.

  • @itz_cassiet-tgacha4973
    @itz_cassiet-tgacha4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    you have a good singing Buju😍

  • @thelionsroar2448
    @thelionsroar2448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    yea because getting your genitals injured hurts more than having a tiny human coming out of you

  • @charmekasmith6609
    @charmekasmith6609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Singer:SO NO ONE TOLD U SHE WAS GONNA BE THIS STRANGE!!!!
    Ayano:ARE U TALKIN' ABOUT ME BOI?!?!
    Singer:U-um no u see....
    Ayano:*gets very angry**takes out knife*
    Singer:W-WAIT U-UR NOT GONNA REALLY DO THIS P-PLZZZZ-
    Ayano:*Crazy scary phsyco laugh*
    Singer:*Dead*

  • @rootfruit8670
    @rootfruit8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    getting kicked in the balls psh WHAT ABOUT PUSHING A HUMAN OUT OF YOUR VIGI-

    • @saturnz6304
      @saturnz6304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am The cat LMFAO

    • @rootfruit8670
      @rootfruit8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh God I did not realize lol

    • @no-ts4sj
      @no-ts4sj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlazingFireball also she didn't so shut it she was pausing halfway through her sentence

    • @aria-vz3qk
      @aria-vz3qk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phanic! At the Cranky crew she did actually. The word doesn't start like that.

    • @jtizzle2376
      @jtizzle2376 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am The cat NO NUT KICKING IS HELL ITSELF

  • @simplyaprilx
    @simplyaprilx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    HHAHAHA

    • @BijuuMike
      @BijuuMike  7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Simplyapril I'm sorry lol

    • @simplyaprilx
      @simplyaprilx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bijuu Mike DONT APOLOGISE, THE SINGING WAS AMAZING. I need the Bijuu mike concert, let it start riots!!

    • @AmaniToomer991
      @AmaniToomer991 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simplyapril OMG THE FRIENDS REFRENCE

    • @AmaniToomer991
      @AmaniToomer991 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bijuu Mike THE FRIENDS REFRENCE AT THE BEGINING!!!😂😂😂

    • @tysonismybestfriendforever5563
      @tysonismybestfriendforever5563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BIJUU GIMME THE CONCERT!

  • @littleakime8541
    @littleakime8541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The intro was soooooooo good, you have great voice, good job

  • @Todd.C
    @Todd.C 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Now, allow me to prove you wrong on that theory, women say that they want another baby to have a bigger family, not because they like how child birth feels, in fact I would love to be hit in the balls than having a child!! But women does have breasts and it causes serious chest pain if they get hit. So be glad you only get a terrible stomach ache, while our bladders get ripped

    • @Todd.C
      @Todd.C 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Bohnsack everyone will experience that pain in some time

    • @ahhotbackup5109
      @ahhotbackup5109 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShadowCatCoar feat. KV rectums^

    • @Todd.C
      @Todd.C 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Curly Hair LaiLai Curly curly Curly what does that mean?

    • @constantine1672
      @constantine1672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, even cramps are horrible. I'm talking about "that time of month" cramps. They are horrible!

    • @alexia4215
      @alexia4215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah pregnant women get Hit in the nuts everyday from little riku in the stomach😂

  • @rip_sylas
    @rip_sylas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    0 views 3 likes.... W O A H T E C H N O L O G I E

    • @drayton333
      @drayton333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's nothing weird about that maybe they haven't liked the video if it was the other way around it would be a 'WHOA TECHNOLOGY' moment

    • @peach.juniper
      @peach.juniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawaii_cookie_cake 21 that's not how it works

    • @multifandomfanimations732
      @multifandomfanimations732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kawaii_cookie_cake 21 that's not how it is. it would be the other way 'round.
      3 likes
      0 views
      WOAH TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!
      like that.

    • @rip_sylas
      @rip_sylas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand why your making such a big deal out of this random comment that doesn't matter ●︿●

    • @rip_sylas
      @rip_sylas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you want me to switch it around I can, just tell me

  • @maritzafana8205
    @maritzafana8205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    bijuu i love your channel you are my favorite youtuber

  • @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242
    @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need a whole episode! Or at least a six hour version of the song!

  • @gracerainbow
    @gracerainbow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Does getting kicked in the -balls- hurt as much as a *PERIOD*

    • @samanthadinkel1223
      @samanthadinkel1223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grace Rainbow My cramps are probably worst tbh

  • @ellacacciacca4213
    @ellacacciacca4213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I want to raise a campaign to make a simulator for girl things that have all the pain so guys can understand i vote bijuu as volunteer XD

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      doctors are able to recreate the pain via electro-stimulation.

  • @totalyasmine6902
    @totalyasmine6902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    your my favorite TH-camR and I love how to catch a cheater

  • @avakelly8489
    @avakelly8489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never change bijuu never change

  • @shawngray6813
    @shawngray6813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    it's not like your channel or anything....baka

    • @natalieramirez3992
      @natalieramirez3992 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But u know what I can do I can see from the distance . .. I mean baka!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @miamarie7386
      @miamarie7386 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Gray your mean boy

    • @karivanlanen868
      @karivanlanen868 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Gray Yeah B--Baka
      Jk I love your channel 👍👍👍👍😜😜

    • @itz_cassiet-tgacha4973
      @itz_cassiet-tgacha4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Gray are you talking to me???

    • @rainiemartinez6976
      @rainiemartinez6976 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Gray your gay

  • @midnightmonroe6313
    @midnightmonroe6313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    his voice was great

  • @Aya_Forever
    @Aya_Forever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bijuu mike! make a pose where 4 students are children (any student) place them out side under the cherry tree on the hill then make another person flat (can be anyone but the 4 students) and put them under the 4 students like a blanket so it looks like they are having a picknic. ^-^

  • @beanman2440
    @beanman2440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    this should be an anime

    • @beanman2440
      @beanman2440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      or well rivals should be an anime

  • @LilToastQueen
    @LilToastQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love that noise that just always comes with Riku, no matter what he's up to :^)

  • @like47ninjas5
    @like47ninjas5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    HEY BIJUU MIKE! If you could add one rival to yandere simulator, what would they be like?

    • @sylvesterlukasthemalesylveon
      @sylvesterlukasthemalesylveon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Musicreta Also murderous.

    • @whoop-c2742
      @whoop-c2742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Musicreta a red haired demon girl that is plotting to kill senpai!

    • @like47ninjas5
      @like47ninjas5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if i made one, it would be a nerdy gaming girl :p so creative

    • @LarahKat
      @LarahKat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Musicreta Hi! Pls checkout my channel thanks! Have a great day:)

    • @anna_b5570
      @anna_b5570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LarahPlays Um

  • @lyndseywalls9042
    @lyndseywalls9042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Turn the students into a giant pizza

  • @drayton333
    @drayton333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Sure getting kicked in the nuts hurts more that literally having some thing, or someone I should say, push through your body and out the other side into the living world or in another case having your organs literally being taken out of your body while you are sometimes awake...
    Btw I'm not a yandere-mike hater I just wrote this for lè lolz plz no attack sucrbz ily

    • @leahpaskey
      @leahpaskey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drayton666 !! this comment is me when boys complain about "boy issues"...

    • @kittiewithak9452
      @kittiewithak9452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lupafel not true unless you're a mother , you do feel pain after drugs wear off from giving birth

    • @katiekawaii3818
      @katiekawaii3818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes! true yes

    • @isabelleduran4052
      @isabelleduran4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drayton666 !!

  • @bobbglore
    @bobbglore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This made my day. Thank you this was so much fun to watch.

  • @moonsqp
    @moonsqp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Where are all the "WOAH TECHNOLOGY" comments at?

    • @rat6412
      @rat6412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right here.
      WOAH, TECHNOLOGY!

    • @deepbhlue7973
      @deepbhlue7973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dead Inside here
      _WOAH TECHNOLOGY_

    • @razorwoods1847
      @razorwoods1847 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HERE
      WOAH, TECHNOLOGY!

    • @KKAAYYLLAAE
      @KKAAYYLLAAE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dead Inside here WOAH TECHNOLOGY

    • @dekuisms
      @dekuisms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIGHT HER
      WOAH TECHHOLOGY!

  • @Confractus_
    @Confractus_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    That's some bullshit having a child, you have to push for a good 15 min. Even an hour.

    • @ultraraglo1655
      @ultraraglo1655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is yandere simulator, no fucks given about logic

    • @urdaddy4748
      @urdaddy4748 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +UltraRagloran he/she was talking about when Mike said getting kicked in the nuts is worst than giving birth

    • @Confractus_
      @Confractus_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm a she and giving birth is the worst pain ever experienced.... But it was all worth it for my little Andrew 😘

    • @crybaby-sweet-lovemiss.pri248
      @crybaby-sweet-lovemiss.pri248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robyn Gill, awwwww! I have 20 kids. 10 boys, 10 girls. I love them all

    • @AC-cg1it
      @AC-cg1it 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Halo Balboni oh sh*t

  • @user-ed2ts7rv3q
    @user-ed2ts7rv3q 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is

  • @tearfulblondie
    @tearfulblondie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE THIS BIJUU! And yes,I like the show Friends. This made me laugh my head off especially when I realised it was you! XD

  • @mrblizzard671
    @mrblizzard671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AS A DIE HARD FAN OF FRIENDS THIS IS HEAVEN

  • @Shine-kg9vk
    @Shine-kg9vk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love your voice, it's so cute 😍

  • @eliza1147
    @eliza1147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Turn senpai into a yandere-kun

  • @patriciaf5558
    @patriciaf5558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol. the first start of the vid was hilarious.

  • @pringlebingle
    @pringlebingle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way he described a kick in the balls is the same with periods, except for me it lasts ten days.

    • @pringlebingle
      @pringlebingle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Period cramps have been scientifically proven to sometimes be as painful as having a heart attack.

    • @lplushie4588
      @lplushie4588 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ten days? Damn, that's unlucky.

    • @zoelucas5929
      @zoelucas5929 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I ask if you have ever given birth?

    • @pringlebingle
      @pringlebingle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giving birth has been scientifically proven to be the same amount as pain as a kick to the nuts, except it can last 12 hours.

    • @zipitlockit3976
      @zipitlockit3976 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +N0R5K1 “Unintelligent garbage” 48 hours if your unlucky

  • @laz4259
    @laz4259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Make lil Riku become the leader of the male delinquents😂

  • @gyrozeppeli9325
    @gyrozeppeli9325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    where is my free baka. it has not come yet. sad lif

  • @キモい-y3r
    @キモい-y3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That FRIENDS parody tho

  • @lizoeshub6490
    @lizoeshub6490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bijuu Mike! Make Budo and Sakyu Basu a couple. Have Inkyu steal Budo from Sakyu.
    I wanted to give "Yandere-chan with eye-patch" something to do since all the cannon couples are dead in one way or another. I wouldn't want her to lose all those views.

  • @Aidzyboi
    @Aidzyboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    bjuuuuuu mikeeeeee can you make lil riku fight a big fun girl with a scrub scriber shirt

    • @spiacy6539
      @spiacy6539 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      good idea

    • @jg1614
      @jg1614 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @user-nf7hp5wk3s
      @user-nf7hp5wk3s 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      justdoit gaming Lil riku died... Right?
      Maybe he comes back as the armless demon

  • @kasxk9312
    @kasxk9312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You explaining what it feels like to get kicked in the nuts is just a period bud

  • @scissagirlplays5267
    @scissagirlplays5267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Girls getting kicked in the nuts.
    Boys: OOOOOH
    Girls: OOOOOH OH OH OH MY GAWD OH S***!

  • @24-7-sylvia-plath
    @24-7-sylvia-plath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Make baby Riku go on a date(to some sort of kid place idfk) with baby Kokona! Btw I LOVE your vids!

  • @glamdog9019
    @glamdog9019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    did you know that when women have children, it feels like 200 bones breaking all at once.....jlyk(just letting you know)

    • @Angel-jo9vs
      @Angel-jo9vs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glammy Dog scientists say giving birth is the same amount of pain as being burned alive.

  • @xanna957
    @xanna957 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was uploaded on my birthday!!! Thank you! You are Mijuu Bijuu.

  • @ohlawd1397
    @ohlawd1397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MIKE!! you gotta make that a song!! I need to download that shit!!!

  • @sway4sway
    @sway4sway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LITTLE RIKU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ichbins4886
    @ichbins4886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    make midori sing yandere dev yandere dev

    • @dekuisms
      @dekuisms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yassssss

    • @kiminotraikkonen
      @kiminotraikkonen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forever everfor actually momoki(midori and oka's vouce) did a song

  • @ashbakugo3889
    @ashbakugo3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Bijuu said "Senpai will never have kids again."AGAIN

  • @brandyflores5709
    @brandyflores5709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ha ha i love the intoro

  • @hecc6291
    @hecc6291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Senpai you should pose Saki and Kokona kissing and YaNChan would be happy and Riku would be heartbroken! 🙂
    Thanks if you read this Senpai :3

    • @stefannofornari
      @stefannofornari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yay, someone else shipps Kokona and saki! lol

  • @katqueen6373
    @katqueen6373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bijuu mike do this please
    have kocana, saki, Yui and if possible osana, get an empty space some were out side or in, make saki do the splits, Yui be holding one leg over head and if possible osana hand stand and kocana on the floor crying with her leg all messed up.
    thank you for you awsome videos

  • @SammyBunnyHONEY_BEE
    @SammyBunnyHONEY_BEE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the song at the beginning XP

  • @moushinitainaidunnowutimdo8235
    @moushinitainaidunnowutimdo8235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can you please do kokona chasing baby riku while saki is blocking kokona

  • @rebeccalaque5692
    @rebeccalaque5692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How do you know what have baby feels like? Do you know how long it hurts when you have a baby?

  • @nhungtran9923
    @nhungtran9923 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love your song

  • @tahliawilliams6506
    @tahliawilliams6506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having period cramps hurts more then getting kicked the nuts, just a fun fact there Bijuu Mikey

  • @frankiekat7718
    @frankiekat7718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Make Riku sing for Kokona 😂👌

  • @shadowblaster987
    @shadowblaster987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The FunGirl deletes your Chanel vid was funny because it was obvious that she didn't because you uploaded the video

    • @shadowblaster987
      @shadowblaster987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      frisk_dreemur Wylie Geez calm down

    • @TheAlishaPictureShow
      @TheAlishaPictureShow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shadow Blaster9 well nooooo

    • @shadowblaster987
      @shadowblaster987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or I'm gonna give you a BAD TIME frisk_dreemur Wylie

    • @shadowblaster987
      @shadowblaster987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alisha Iqbal I cry every time

    • @ancient.venus_
      @ancient.venus_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      frisk dreemur he can say that if he wants he was just making a point and everyone knew that even bijuu mike so shadow blaster 9 can say it and dont swear

  • @sipstea5594
    @sipstea5594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Biju-Kun? No! More like the next Justin Beiber!

    • @Lifeonnmarz
      @Lifeonnmarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawaii Me Justin Bieber sucks tho

    • @Lifeonnmarz
      @Lifeonnmarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawaii Me Justin Bieber sucks tho

    • @Lifeonnmarz
      @Lifeonnmarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kawaii Me Justin Bieber sucks tho

    • @sipstea5594
      @sipstea5594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noodle Asf true xD

  • @aaaaa-xj4yj
    @aaaaa-xj4yj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your singing, its sooo great💚💚💚💚💚💚

  • @rileyadams8924
    @rileyadams8924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    IN MY OPINION!!!!!
    Budo has one of the best voice actors in the game...
    Just my opinion...
    SO YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH ME BECAUSE OPINIONS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!!!

    • @sassyart10
      @sassyart10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Riley Adams I like Riku's better. Accents.

  • @aeonlian9145
    @aeonlian9145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bijuu mike can you kill everyone without using cheats and clean the bodies and blood

    • @no-ts4sj
      @no-ts4sj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haley Nguyen I think he already did that, if not, try kubz scouts attempt at jt

    • @aeonlian9145
      @aeonlian9145 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      With out getting caught

    • @jazzfiore9783
      @jazzfiore9783 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phanic! At the Cranky crew KUBZ SCOUTS!!

  • @muygato3844
    @muygato3844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    so, its like getting hit in the boob with a dodge ball

    • @kunijax
      @kunijax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +KITTY FANGIRL 23 NO BECAUSE DODGEBALLS ARE SOFTISH

    • @muygato3844
      @muygato3844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fine
      getting punched in the boob

    • @monachopsisamino6396
      @monachopsisamino6396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      emo fangirl 23 ikr

    • @muygato3844
      @muygato3844 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @Peachymitsuri
    @Peachymitsuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg the intro was amazing, your singing is so good '~'

  • @kinsedits
    @kinsedits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No giving birth hurts wayyyyyy more however we want more kids because for us our children are worth it but for you nothing good comes out of the pain

  • @Comfy_cow
    @Comfy_cow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    could you make konko dab with osone

  • @AlexzaBernandez
    @AlexzaBernandez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Oh wow I'm early...
    Cue the "FIRST" comments

    • @slixoslish
      @slixoslish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexza Bernandez ok ahem *Clears Throat* FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR*voice crack*RRRRRR AAAHHHHHHHHHHH MMYYYYY THROAT FEELS LIKE ITS CUT OPEENNNNNN!

    • @AFluffyFiend
      @AFluffyFiend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alexza Bernandez FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST *DIES*

    • @Raggiefoul582
      @Raggiefoul582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Second
      *Ultimate by Denzel Curry plays in the background*

  • @idrawall549
    @idrawall549 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bijuu Mike I loved the song at the beginning of the video I loved it so much IT WAS BEAUTIFUL keep up the good work !!!!!!

  • @autumnartz7814
    @autumnartz7814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SMELLY CAT SMELLY CAT EHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU SMELLY CAT SMELLY CAT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!!!

  • @benwyatt4081
    @benwyatt4081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yeah Mike I do love that shirt, but I'd love it even more if you took it off ;)

    • @stephdagamergurl527
      @stephdagamergurl527 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Wyatt haha good one

    • @liberty2265
      @liberty2265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ben Wyatt ... (¬ω¬)
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      HAH! NO. That's harassment, PLUS he has a waifu!

    • @lrose9285
      @lrose9285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben Wyatt bro that's harassment

    • @benwyatt4081
      @benwyatt4081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only if Mike feels like it is, otherwise, its just being cheeky
      ;)

    • @kinsleetaylor3696
      @kinsleetaylor3696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dude thats harrasment *face palms*

  • @antoniax2102
    @antoniax2102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Where's my Call The Midwife squad at???

  • @ohyeailuvyanderesim6531
    @ohyeailuvyanderesim6531 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    bijuu mike i can relate because im a great singer and people say "can you do a concert" and i reply "sorry i cant"

  • @takeyourgiraffesvods2323
    @takeyourgiraffesvods2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm a girl and I can't have a have a baby cause I date my own gender. I don't want a child anyways XD

  • @hutao1664
    @hutao1664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can you make The rainbow girls (Like Kokona,Saki,etc.) do the flop? Please

  • @flyingmonsty7528
    @flyingmonsty7528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Actually, girls wanna baby's CUZ THERE KYUT LITTLE... THINGS!!!

  • @katyahina5312
    @katyahina5312 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I regret drinking during the 'baby riku' one... xd But jeez, your humour is so good!

  • @andrea-ox3ve
    @andrea-ox3ve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Im more than an hour late
    I haz depreshon nuw 7w7

    • @no-ts4sj
      @no-ts4sj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOAH TECHNOLOGY I have crippling depression

    • @andrea-ox3ve
      @andrea-ox3ve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phanic! At the Cranky crew oh nu. I shall halp yu