Hi im trying to get a lot of subscribers so I can get monetized so I can get my mom a better house and so she can have a good life while I’m still with her and I really wanna see her happy cause she’s done so much for me
8:44 actually there’s a Good Samaritan law where basically if your trying to save someone’s life you can’t be blamed for damages, certainly what the man thinks happened in this story, you can’t even be blamed if the person died and you didn’t know CPR but you tried.
8:43 Mike: *"Tell me that you actually couldn't see that happening in real life!"* Me: "Well actually, Scrubpai..." *Makes a long comment using logic that absolutely no one asked for* There's this thing called the Good Samaritan Law. I'm not a lawyer or anything, but it goes something like this. One cannot be sued when they are attempting to help someone out of good faith. That's not the exact wording of the law, but it's something close. I had a CPR training, so I know that doing it correctly will break the person's ribs! The Good Samaritan Law, in that situation, would prevent someone who is CPR certified from getting sued by the person they saved/broke their ribs. This law also extends to preventing someone else from committing suicide, I believe. I'm not sure if this would fit this specific scenario. However, Marty's defense attorney could make a reasonable case using the Good Samaritan Law as the basis thereof!
New challenge idea - please like so Bijju can see it - the inheritance grabber - a female character - can start from 18 The male has to be Over 40 Their net worth must be over 30,000 when getting married You can not get arrested more than two times You much get over 2,000,000 to pass the challenge You can’t be married for over 4 years - extra hard version you can’t have a prenuptial agreement - reason you can’t get arrested twice is because it is Almost impossible to do it and get arrested at least once cause some hitmen be catfishing and are under cover cops
I just wanna tell you that my parents are going through a divorce and you have been really helping me.. you’ve been making me laugh and forget for one moment that this stuff is happening to me. Thank you ❤️ And I wanna add that I get what you mean when you talk about hitting chickens in Zelda. You hit them they attack you with all their force.
8:24 Due to the Good Samaritan law, (which took effect in the 90s) he was attempting to save the life of somebody, so Marty should’ve won the case. But I honestly don’t know that much, I learned this crap earlier today watching a Film Theorists video on whether or not the man saved from suicide by Mr. Incredible could’ve sued him, so I’m no expert on this sort of thing...
Mike I want to thank you, I was having a hard and bad day. But when I started watching your videos when I completely gave up on today, you found a way to make me laugh. Thank you Mike I really appreciate it. I know you probably don't see this but I don't care I just wanted to say thank you. 💕
There’s a new update in BitLife where you have to have 26 babies and name them a letter of the alphabet you have to be female you also have a 5 day limit. Just wanted you to know love your vids
I early boys 😂 im gonna be honest, I just started watching your channel, and now I don't wanna watch anything else lol help I have a week worth of homework I didn't do 😂
Sooo... Just wondering but.. Where did those videos of the visual novel you played years back where you read a magic book and it turned you into a girl? I actually kinda liked those and was going through your videos trying to find them for nostalgia but i couldn't find them..
If only Marty knew of the good Samaritan act,which states any person with good intention can not and will not be charged or fined for any perceived crime.
The only thing about somebody claiming sexual assault against someone doing CPR is that there is the "Good Samaritan" law that protects your from such lawsuits, because you're trying to save their life.
Hi bijuu Boii, I just wanted to say I'm your biggest fan. I know I don't buy merch and I'm not always on time to the videos. But you make me laugh when nothing else can, You make me happy when I'm sad, I could rewatch your videos all day and still be entertained. You're my favorite TH-camr of all time, and you always will be.
I made one mistake and ruined his life”
At this point I just feel bad for the poor dude.
Same😥
Marty: why you.. WHY U BULLY ME?
Then again he killed little Satan's fish ;(
Same. Enjoy the chicken you had. :3
Same. 😔🤥🤣
The world over flows because of a sink- “Well everyone has water now?”- Bijuu Mike always looking on the bright side.
Because he *_IS_* the messiah!
NIGGACHU Facts thoughhhhhh
The world can't overflow because of the earth's gravitational pull
golden obelisk it can in this game apparently!🤣
golden obelisk i think they meant flooding
And everything changed for Marty...
*When the fire nation attacked*
*when the **_CHICKEN_** nation attacked*
WHEN THE *PARADE FLOATS ATTACK*
*100 years passed and my brother and I found the new avatar, a middle aged man named Marty*
zazzmatazz is ur profile pic nugget from kindergarten?
Hi im trying to get a lot of subscribers so I can get monetized so I can get my mom a better house and so she can have a good life while I’m still with her and I really wanna see her happy cause she’s done so much for me
“Welcome back to AiR mArTy”
Ah yes, he’s still going through puberty
L.O.L. That is so funny 😆🤣😂
Lmao
Lmao! 🤣🤣
owouwuowouwuowouwu chweherio uwuowououwu
Lol
8:44 actually there’s a Good Samaritan law where basically if your trying to save someone’s life you can’t be blamed for damages, certainly what the man thinks happened in this story, you can’t even be blamed if the person died and you didn’t know CPR but you tried.
Round of applause to Beyblader Kid for being the smart dude we needed-
Bijuu: every things going as planned
World floods cause of a sink
Logic
Perhaps that was the plan.
It was 69 so I changed it
Right! 😂
I love this game. The art, the twists, the randomness… it makes you want to see every single ending!
poor Marty he just wanted someone to love his eyelashes
Ngl I feel like bijuu would is going to be Marty in 15 years
Look at them side by side
Oh no... Only 14 years until he's Marty
“ now everyone has water “ dang I couldn’t find my water thank u bijuu 😔
8:43 Mike: *"Tell me that you actually couldn't see that happening in real life!"*
Me: "Well actually, Scrubpai..." *Makes a long comment using logic that absolutely no one asked for*
There's this thing called the Good Samaritan Law. I'm not a lawyer or anything, but it goes something like this. One cannot be sued when they are attempting to help someone out of good faith. That's not the exact wording of the law, but it's something close. I had a CPR training, so I know that doing it correctly will break the person's ribs! The Good Samaritan Law, in that situation, would prevent someone who is CPR certified from getting sued by the person they saved/broke their ribs. This law also extends to preventing someone else from committing suicide, I believe.
I'm not sure if this would fit this specific scenario. However, Marty's defense attorney could make a reasonable case using the Good Samaritan Law as the basis thereof!
@XxTylerPupaxX Gacha Life My bad! Thanks for correcting me.
Wow that must of been tiring 😊 but thanks for that info
Me: see a new video
Me: *clicks a hundred times and waits for it to load*
Me: WHY THE HECK IT NOT LOADING
Quit the vid and press it again
Epic
Who gave you a hecc pass?
then how did you comment
@@koni3169 this was 3 days ago.
I swear to god the title said “Mair Arty,” I might be stupid. 😂😂😂
I thought it was just me 😂
😂
Omg same Mandela effect in two minutes makes sense
You dyslexic?
😂 it's because of the word mistake being in top of the word air
Well that's what it is for me
*if water overflows in the sink, then it will overflow the WHOLEWORLD*
this is video shows PURE proof
Whats it like to be in a pokeball
“I made one mistake and ruined his life”
*Isn’t his life already?*
Best comment yet
Yes
Bijuu Mike: Marty’s a ninja!
Me an intellectual: He’s an anime swordsman!
Neckbeards: "nInjAs WeRe An AcTuAl ThInG m'LaD"
@@obamnaprismus where's my waifu pillow and my fedora
@@leanconsumer4459 right at the mountain dew stash
@@obamnaprismus thank you ima throw out the acne cream now
How's the chicken?
Marty: **BANG** Five stars! All the way!
i just finished balling my eyes out from watching ep 13 of angel beats
so i tapped on this video to cheer me up
ur vids make me happy 😊
Actually, it doesn’t damage the plane if a single person puts their phone on airplane mode. But if everybody doesn’t, it will disrupt the signals.
Mike: What is this? Invader Zim's house??
Zim: *M a y b e-*
YOU OOFED HIM ATTACKS OF THE KAWAII FLOOFS!!!💭 this is a kawaii floof if you just draw a mouth and eyes!
jay: *makes an intro*
michael: *_absolutely not, thats mine now_*
🄐🄗🄗🄗🄗🄗🄗🄗🄗
/( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
youtube: *5 comments*
me: can I see them?
youtube: have 2
Meanwhile a shy soul who doesn't dare to tell his story missing an amazing chance: three, take it or leave it
Lol.
it counts replies as comments
New challenge idea - please like so Bijju can see it - the inheritance grabber - a female character - can start from 18
The male has to be Over 40
Their net worth must be over 30,000 when getting married
You can not get arrested more than two times
You much get over 2,000,000 to pass the challenge
You can’t be married for over 4 years
- extra hard version you can’t have a prenuptial agreement
- reason you can’t get arrested twice is because it is Almost impossible to do it and get arrested at least once cause some hitmen be catfishing and are under cover cops
You typed all that... ALL THAT and you still managed to be first. Take this like
God knows how but your first!Good job dude 😂
Dark Explosion thanks dude
Np my dude
I gave you a like! I have no idea what you are talking about, but it seems like a good idea anyway! You deserve my like. 🤣
I just wanna tell you that my parents are going through a divorce and you have been really helping me.. you’ve been making me laugh and forget for one moment that this stuff is happening to me. Thank you ❤️ And I wanna add that I get what you mean when you talk about hitting chickens in Zelda. You hit them they attack you with all their force.
I stayed up til 1 AM to watch this-
Marty: tmchicken is 1 Star
Chef: I stab you
The part when Mike was trying to get a topic of conversation was like Red from Cells At Work trying to get to the lungs lol
"invader zim's house"
crap bijuu mike found my location
8:24 Due to the Good Samaritan law, (which took effect in the 90s) he was attempting to save the life of somebody, so Marty should’ve won the case. But I honestly don’t know that much, I learned this crap earlier today watching a Film Theorists video on whether or not the man saved from suicide by Mr. Incredible could’ve sued him, so I’m no expert on this sort of thing...
Kitchens be like: forget to turn off the sink and make the hole world flood.
Mike I want to thank you, I was having a hard and bad day. But when I started watching your videos when I completely gave up on today, you found a way to make me laugh. Thank you Mike I really appreciate it. I know you probably don't see this but I don't care I just wanted to say thank you. 💕
I saw the thumbnail
Me: That dude you killed in the last episode come back for VENGANCE ( I hope I spelled that right :/)
@Maja Jovic I know, I was wondering if I spelled vengeance right. Thanks anyway! 👌
When you said you had $6 you really only had $5 not enough - $5.50.
19:22 Bijuu: (turning head) Marty: (Clasping hand like nothing) Bijuu: 19 years later
Game: *the world overflows with sink water*
Bijuu: Well.. The worlds got water.
Me: Well... We got water.
Everyone asks me how I got so many HECK passes and all I say is “I work for the Highlighter corporation”
Me: Constantly Spamming #WeNeedMoreMarty
Bijuu Mike God: *I shall answer your prayers*
me:sees sink over flowing
also me:looks over at my sink *sigh*
There’s a new update in BitLife where you have to have 26 babies and name them a letter of the alphabet you have to be female you also have a 5 day limit.
Just wanted you to know love your vids
8:37 that's prevented by the good samaratan law
Bruh, you need to react to the 'Emperors and Beauties' ads. They're hilarious 😂
Legend says Marty is still trying to get down with the parachute. That is right, he STILL hasnt made it down.
I love this youtube channel
15:45
"Because Surely somebody (Right?) (uH..) forgets to turn they're-- to put they're (tHeY'rE) *AirPhone* on *Airplane* mode."
*- Mike 2020*
("And now we know what happens.")
Marty: honey why are you cheating on me :(
Marty's wife: because your useless
Marty: well I'm gonna get the slaping slap on the child
“Welp... I think that’s enough Air Marty for today”
I’m dying 😂
There is "The Alphabet Challenge" on Bitlife and it expires in 5 days.
Does Marty know the Rasengan? Who taught him that jutsu?
Everyone ignores on how he had a green then a yellow shirt when you save the guy or as he said sexually assaulted him.
5:26 any1 else instead of thinking of kubz scouts thought of the Progresive ad?
*_"BUCKLE UP, FOR SOME INSURANCE THEMED FUN"_*
"We've tookin over the chicken business" 😂😂 nice grammar
i love that marty said Sweet freedom at last
I early boys 😂 im gonna be honest, I just started watching your channel, and now I don't wanna watch anything else lol help I have a week worth of homework I didn't do 😂
Bijuu keep playing so Marty get’s his day
0:11 i like that leaf guy i wish it is pokemon
U mean scrub chan..?-
There’s a plot hole you can’t be sued for trying to saving a life because of the Good Samaritan law
Try to be Marty in bitlife?!?!?!?
💨🧑🏽
Welcome to Marty heaven! A place where Martys from every ending are hear!
Notifications squad :D
Yass! I watched this and now I'm watching again. 🤣
He is just trying to do his Richard Simmons workout. quote of the year.
I came here before the notification
Mike Bloomberg, I just want to watch Mike. Please rest
and i thought i was early ;(
Mike: never tries to buckle the belt
Me: SAFTEY FIRST
nobody: TH-cam:Ehh shes early she wont see the comments C:
marty: so if i turn off the stove the world isn't gonna burn down right?
everybody:yes
marty:ok i will flood the world then
Not first
“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SINK”
Hmmmmm did I not flush the toilet?
Oh god
Dont mind me just watching this as I drink a monster energy and get ready to Go to bed at 12pm
There's never a good ending in Air Marty because someone gets screwed over
When I saw the thumbnail, I was prepared to cry.
We have token the chicken business, and now. THE WORLD!
Marty, looking so innocent, put him in jail for a while and he'll turn vile.
Nobody gonna talk about the jay reference
I love these episodes Im sad it's the last one but I I liked and subscribed anyways ❤️
Just imagine he’ll finally get to the end and then a secret ending map will show up and he’ll have a bunch more levels to do XD
Bro for some reason I got so excited and happy when he said "Is this Invader Zim's house?"
honestly same
just the fact that he knows about Invader Zim makes me really happy :')
Sooo... Just wondering but.. Where did those videos of the visual novel you played years back where you read a magic book and it turned you into a girl? I actually kinda liked those and was going through your videos trying to find them for nostalgia but i couldn't find them..
Marty:I think I forgot about something but what was it?
The sink: you have chosen death
3:50 The goonies reference! OMG
This is how many people tried to download Air Marty
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'v
You’re on an ad for the brain surfing game! I’m not kidding 💀😂
I always love when he said buckle up like that dudz
The chickens do murder you in Zelda. I was thinking about that the whole time he was trying to defend himself and he finally mentioned it.
If only Marty knew of the good Samaritan act,which states any person with good intention can not and will not be charged or fined for any perceived crime.
Marty only wanted to fit in
MARTY: *Wears mascara
"what is this, invader zim's house?" 😂🤣
@ 10:18
"will he have a good ending?"
*IM NOT EVEN SURE WE HAS A GOOD LIFE-*
We've all learned an important lesson today, Morty is a demon.
How did water fill up the world that sink water come from the ocean itself
4:35 lol I started to drink water right when you started
18:35 MR. KRABS SAID NUMBER ELEVEN!!!
TELL HIS MOMMY BIJUU!!!
The only thing about somebody claiming sexual assault against someone doing CPR is that there is the "Good Samaritan" law that protects your from such lawsuits, because you're trying to save their life.
Me:* sees new video* and the salad king uploads once again!
Hi bijuu Boii, I just wanted to say I'm your biggest fan. I know I don't buy merch and I'm not always on time to the videos. But you make me laugh when nothing else can, You make me happy when I'm sad, I could rewatch your videos all day and still be entertained. You're my favorite TH-camr of all time, and you always will be.
Marty seems like he's the kind of person that ate glue as a kid and wrote his crush's name on the wall with his poo
Everytime i see this game i think "Dappou rock but it's in the airplane and it's marty: The game"
oh waitt, Colonel Sanders, Professor Marty, Nantucket, Kentucky
it all makes sense now
bijuu mike forgot about one ending on the right half, he forgot to make sure the cupid arrow didn't hit anyone.