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long time listener of all of the music that makes you poop videos and i think i can speak for everyone when i say it would be greatly appreciated if you made a version 4.
To every single person on this planet that has ended up here, in this same predicament, I wish you nothing but genuine relief in your near future and I believe in you with all my heart and soul
There is something beautiful about a collective group of people from all over the world facing the same problem and helping each other through it. A common enemy unites us.
ive been sitting for 3 hours (no joke) trying to push out this abomination i call my poop. this comment section is probably the most comforting and inspiring one in the whole of the internet. if you’re reading this, half naked, holding on for dear life trying to poop, you are not alone. thank you all for the comforting words of inspiration. i will not forget you guys❤
When I play this, my friends and family know exactly what's going on and run for shelter even though they know by the time they have heard this sweet melody it's probably to late
I love how this group of people just trying to take a s**t is more comforting and supportive than most fandoms, communities, and platforms stay strong people, i believe in you
lmao same i started bleeding and panicked bc quarantine made me lose the feeling of time and space and didn't know i was supposed to be on my period but now my stomach is grumbling and i think im bouta explode
I feel like I’ve found a hidden sub-genre of community on TH-cam of people who are shitting, and frankly it’s the most wholesome social media interactions I’ve seen in a while.
Yeah man I getchu! I once got one of those during school, and it hurt so bad I was deadass begging my friend to come to the toilet in case something happened
This song has carried through thick and thin, I’ve lived in the same house for the past 3 years and every single time I could not poop this song has done the duty, I have no clue what’s inside of this magnificent magical song but it just has a hold on my bowels allowing me to feel sweet relief, I thank the magical gods who made this miracle song as it has helped me feel sweet relief..
This music actually helps when you are in an uncomfortable situation. Like today in class the teacher called on me and I didn’t know the answer so I played this song to immediately shit my pants
I come to this video like it's a longing embrace from a mother. A home I can tread back to after facing my trials and tribulations. It fills me with warmth and empties me from shit. ❤
The mere nanosecond this song started, I looked down and there was already a pool of shit around my feet, and as the song continued, the pool grew. Thank you.
The fact that TH-cam forces you to watch two 30 second commercials without skipping and makes you wait an extra minute before allowing you to listen to the song that you badly need for some relief is especially shady and cruel.
@@slowpokeygamer6041 the remaining scrolls from the fire of Alexandria’s library say that all the gods are pieces of shit. All get what all deserve, without the need to have a guy die at a cross so that everybody other than LITERAL PERFECTION suffers eternally in fire and flames. In fact, even those who don’t really deserve heaven *or* hell can wander the senseless fields of asphodel. In conclusion, the Ten Commandments are stupid and should never have come to be in the first place.
@@slowpokeygamer6041 sorry your reference to a bible verse made me shit faster so thx, it must have been the thought of the most aggressively attempted religions that try to convert people whilst also being the most defensive about it coz it hurts their ego, that made me wanna get rid of some shit to clean myself after reading that. I’m agnostic and almost became Christian till I realised everything that the church has done has been to convert, even their ‘charities’ and their free hospitals were paid through conversion so they could make more money from donations and other things. I have nothing wrong with Christianity, I have a lot wrong against people like you
Ive been constipated for the past 2-3 days due to being on vacation. This is actually helping, especially with how relatable and comforting this comment section is. It really brings you to a place of comfort and understanding that you aren't alone and everyone shits. P.S: I'm a frequent visitor to this video
Everyone is probably in a lot of pain, but I can help! Here are some tips to get that relieving sigh: 1. Try getting a step stool or something that lifts your legs up higher than 90° 2. Try and have good posture. If you can't, do step one and put your arms on your legs. 3. Get a cold or hot rag, cold helps you calm for a little, heat takes away the cramps 4.think positive things like how much better your gonna feel when it's over That's it for now, like for more tips 😘 I'm back! And with more tips! 5. DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF, even if it hurts really bad your gonna have to eat to get it out. If your hungry EAT. 6. Constipation is common, many people struggle with it, so don't think your alone when your in so much pain to the point where you cry. 7. Workout, working out helps move your organs around which makes you poo 8. Don't feel awkward when you walk into a doctor's office they are always happy to help, that's there job! That's it for now if you want more tips get the likes to 25 😘❤️ Yayyy!!! We made it to 25!!! Here are some more tips! 9.Eat more fiber!! You need fiber to digest things and not be sitting on the toilet crying 😂 10. Try to rock your upper body. It calms you down and it can help with pooping. Make sure to use the step stool so your feet are higher than 90° 11. Listen to this music!! Or calming music but this is the best music! 12. If it hurts really bad try taking a rag or a shirt and twisting it well you poop. It helps distract you, kinda. 13. After you go poop lay on your bed but NEVER put your legs up! What i mean is that your legs go in a triangle formation. That's all I can think of for now. Thank you and I love you guysss (I might update it later and add some more) For the next one get the likes to 50!!! 😘🥰 Yayyy!! We got it to 59! 😱 You guys are amazing. But now for some more tips 😘 14. Drink lots of water. Water is probably the best thing you can do for your body. 15. Try to cut out foods that make you not poop. For example: rice, bananas, high fat meats, ect. 16. Try to cut out fast food from your diet. Fast food is bad for you and has no nutritional value. 17. Try your best not to sit on the toilet for more than 10 to 15 minutes. It can lead to hemorrhoids. 18.before you go poop. Do some stretches to give you a bowl movement. That's it for now amazing people 😘 Get it to 90 and I'll add more 🥳 I'm so sorry about not adding more, with school and everything it's been ruff. I also have COVID so 😕 Anyways here's some more tips! 19. Eat lots of vegetables. Vegetables can be so good for so many things! 20. Try drinking some coffee. Coffee tastes really good but make sure you brush your teeth afterwards. Decaf will definitely be better though. 21. You can try squatting over the toilet too. It might be a little uncomfortable but it'll help! 22. Go for daily walks, daily jogs, or daily runs. Daily walks are a lot more peaceful. You can go do it with your friends, your family, your pet/pets. Just always be safe 🥰 23. If working out is too much, then try dancing! Dancing is super fun and you move around a lot! But if you don't like either, try cleaning. Cleaning is a good way to move and be productive! That's it for now, and I love you guys so much! If we can get it to 200!!! I'll add more!! Once again, sorry for not updating. But I love you guys 🥰 OMG YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY AMAZING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I am so so so sorry for not posting. So many things have been going on. But today is the day I update it! 24. eat 25 grams of fiber everyday to help you poop daily, so you can be healthy! 25. If you eat red me often, try to eat less because to much is unhealthy. It can cause constipation. 26.eating any high fat meats, dairy products, and eggs, or rich deserts and sugary sweets can also cause constipation. 27. BEING DEHYDRATED CAN CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS, so please! Drink water and stay hydrated! 28. Eat some peanut butter! Peanut butter is high in protein and inriched in high dietary fiber. 29. Chocolate actually slows down the digestive process and is among the worst culprits for causing constipation. Frozen dinners-Lean Cuisine and Stouffer's may be convenient and easy on the pocketbook, but they are hard on the gut. ( I searched this up so don't come for me) 30. Some healthy yogurt can help, and it's not the dairy in yogurt. Doctors actually say dairy free things are a lot better for you. that's it you guys! Sorry for taking so long and ik this isn't a lot but I will try my best let's see if we can reach to 450! I love you guys so so much 🥰❤️🥳 ⚠️hey you guys so I just figured out that someone close to me has cancer so if it reaches 450 I might not update. I'm just saying that I won't update for a month or so. I'm really sorry⚠️ HEYYY WSGG! IM BACK! I honestly love you guys, so much! And, I just love u guys! 31. So apparently bananas do help you poop, I read a article and it was wrong, sooo bananas are fine to eat! 32. NEVER EVER EVER, eat so much spicy food to make you poop! Sure it'll help but not with the pain! It will burn your insides! 33. If your asshole is burning after pooping, put Vaseline on it! Or zinc cream/barrier cream. And for the girls you can put it with toilet paper or preferably a soft tissue. 34. You know the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctors away" THATS TRUE! Apples are very healthy for you! But don't eat too many a day because they still have lots of natural sugar. 35. EAT AVOCADOS, or guacamole. Avocados can go with many things that are very tasty. But I think the best thing avocados are good with is chilli lime protein chips. MMM! SO GOOD! ( In my opinion lmao ) That's it for this thingy, I'm sorry I wish I could do more but I'm on a tight schedule. I LOVE YOU GUYS! If we can get it to 555 I'm going to cry happy tears and follow anyone who follows, because sometimes we just need love! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCHH. 💖😩 HOLYYYY- um finally some more tippssssssss! I'm sorry I haven't been around that much. But I'm not sure there will be any more tips after this because I've gone through articles 😭 but we're gonna be talking about when you have to poop at school or in a storeee... 36. Don't just not go poop because that's how you get constipated. 37. Never pick the first stall. Ever. Or the big stall. 38. Try to control the speed of how fast your poop comes out. 39. Try to aim on the side of the toilet so it doesn't make a big *plop* 40.maybe make another noise. Like burp or some. Or yawn really loud. Or maybe make fake fart noises so people will think you're joking. That's it for todayyy, I LOVE YOU GUYS! and you guys don't need to like to get me to update. I'll just have to update when I'm free. I love you guysss! ❤️💓🥇🫡🤭✨ GUESS WHOS BACK! Alrighttttyyyy so todayyy were going to do having to poop while on a trip! 41. If you can't find a restroom in time and you have to go on the side of the rode make sure all sides are blocking you whether it's the car door or a bush. You can also use blankets. 42. Dig a hole. If you can't dig a whole try pooping into a disposable bag if you don't have those you might just have to squat down and wish for the best. 43. If you have pants that you cant/don't want too take off all the way you can roll them down all the way or half way and take the front and back of your pants and pull it away from your butthole. That's all today I'm sorry i didn't update and I'm sorry this isn't a lot but i love you guys! 💞 HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! I never would have thought this was gonna get this far, 2K LIKES THATZ CRAZY! I was just spreading kindness and I guess it gave back! BUT ARE YOU READY FOR SOME TIPS! 44. Prune juice! I got multiple comments saying prune juice and I can't believe I've never thought of it. So shout out to those people! 45. PROTEIN! protein is super helpful!! If your vegetarian or vegan you can still have protein! Do not ever cut out protein! 46.OATS! I'm talking oatmeal, those little oat balls you see on Pinterest, oat cookies! Oats are enriched in fiber! 47. MIRA LAX! If your constipated mira lax is a laxative that obviously makes you poo, but it's a powder you put in your drink, it doesn't really taste like anything...but I recommend the drink being cold. (Also always check with your doctor about taking this stuff) 48.SMOOTHIES! Healthy smoothies and smoothie bowls always help me poo, I like to make smoothies with bananas, strawberries, blueberries, almond milk, frozen strawberries, and ice! 49. KALE! Kale is one of many dark green veggies that helps soften the stool. I like to make kale chips by preheating the oven at 350° with avocado oil, salt, pepper flakes, and kale obviously and then you mix it all together and put it on a pan with foil and take it out after 20 minutes. They are delicious! 50.walking! Going on walks for about 30 minutes everyday can reduce bloating and is very healthy for everything in your body! You don't have to run or speed walk you can just go for a walk with your family, your pets, or just by yourself! Just always be careful! That's it for today guys! I'm so glad to be back and I love you all! 🩷🌸
@@Lelelandd No problem, I think this could probably hit 50 by next week. Edit: I actually said that at 23 likes, but it was gaining likes rapidly at the time, so I already knew it would probably hit 25.
breaking news: us aircraft with powerful speakers play poop music over the middle east, instantly cause simaltanoius poop explosion 10 times of a nuke. Why the russians, chinese, and northkoreans are getting ready for the worst.
6:09pm. I have to go to dinner with my family in 30 minutes. I’m having the most excruciating shit of my life. It’s like the spawn of a demon. My stomach feels like acid rain is running through it and I don’t think I’ll make it out alive. My leg is shaking eagerly. My toes are curling so badly right now, no joke. Make it out alive, soldiers. Edit: It’s 9:19pm. This is the 3rd time I’ve played this. It happened at my family’s dinner. I was constipated on the toilet, fighting for my life. I immediately started texting my cousin for help. She was NO help. Here I am again. Back at home, losing my damn mind.
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Hey poopers!
From making poop music to finally making a music video! Check out my latest post: th-cam.com/video/ERORzIgyO_w/w-d-xo.htmlsi=4-0sn6AxP1Ozy6F4 th-cam.com/video/ERORzIgyO_w/w-d-xo.htmlsi=4-0sn6AxP1Ozy6F4
I appreciate you man.
Man I haven’t had to come here for maybe 3 months but I am constapated af and it needs to get out of my body now
This is my motivational song to get rid of my constipated thank you very much my guy💗🙏
long time listener of all of the music that makes you poop videos and i think i can speak for everyone when i say it would be greatly appreciated if you made a version 4.
Thank you for all that you do with your music
They always ask why we take our phone to the toilet...
They can find the answer here.
Yes u can
Yes lol
Togie your profile is a pokemon and its togedemaru
Yup
It is a very *crappy* answer (sorry not sorry)
To every single person on this planet that has ended up here, in this same predicament, I wish you nothing but genuine relief in your near future and I believe in you with all my heart and soul
🫡
@@eraslugaris im already back i hate everything
@@wl_gacha you can do this. godspeed
Thank you soldier🫡
Thank you kind individual my arse sounds like a shotgun right now
There is something beautiful about a collective group of people from all over the world facing the same problem and helping each other through it. A common enemy unites us.
Having an ad at the start of this is criminal behaviour
word.
Is on the same level as having one in a heimlich maneuver tutorial
I'm sure the composer had a hard time composing it.
nah, they just emptied themselves before hand
composting*
*E*
Joke?
I’m sure he had a hard time composing himself.
Imagine you're in the McDonald's bathroom and the guy in the next stall just started blasting this
Stolen comment but still funny
toasty that’d be the dream
I’ll start blasting shit
From where your mum
Audience: OHHHHHH
Lol
We are all sitting on the throne of toilet. Good luck my soldiers.
I'm just squatting
KazTruen YT ON THE FLOOR?
@@drawingdragons4097 no on the toilet
KazTruen YT oh okay good
@@kaztruenyt9233 like a true slav
if your crying and half naked holding on to the sink watching this i feel you man
😔🙋♀️
HOW DID YOU KNOW😭🙏🏻
My dad knocked on the door asking me if I was trying to poop and I asked how he knew and he said he listens to this too 💀
U poop together now?
Looooll
AWKWARD
Yo wtf
💀☠️
To all my constipated people out there, we are going to get through this together
I hope we do butt it hurts soo baaddd😢
Thank you🥺 haven’t pooped in 2 days wish me luck
WHAT IF IT DOESNT THOUGH 💀💀💀
I DID IT
Noooo it’s so bad😭
4 years later and this comment section is still my bathroom stall comfort
Me too 😭😭😭😭
Me too 😭😢😿🥲
My dad asked if I was getting invaded by aliens in the bathroom 😭
This comment made my day 💀
I can't BREATH
LMAO
"Hey uh, you alright in there?"
"Yeah, just getting invaded by some aliens. Nothing much"
that’s wild 😂
ive been sitting for 3 hours (no joke) trying to push out this abomination i call my poop. this comment section is probably the most comforting and inspiring one in the whole of the internet. if you’re reading this, half naked, holding on for dear life trying to poop, you are not alone. thank you all for the comforting words of inspiration. i will not forget you guys❤
Good job souldier
Please please PLEASE tell me that it turned out to be a surprise baby
Legend has it, moonlight is still on the toilet.
Right now I’m in the toilet and I’ve shit so much the fucking toilet won’t flush
How'd yk im half naked
Imagine blasting this on the school intercom
O h n o
everyone shits
the last thing you hear is everyone shitting in unison
bring a new meaning to shitty announcements
Oh I'd want to do that
The fact that this worked almost instantly scares me
HONESTLY, It worked before I finished reading the title
innit 😭
I was constipated and this worked
I've used this video for a good 4 years & it still works... Every single time lmfao
When I play this, my friends and family know exactly what's going on and run for shelter even though they know by the time they have heard this sweet melody it's probably to late
My toilet is begging me to stop.
Mine too💩💩💩💩
Don’t give up show that toilet who’s boss
G G bahaha
Same 😂
I laughed at this it made me poo more
How do you turn this off someone help there is poop everywhere help
Did you make it out alive?
@@klokso1203 nobody knows
Heh you
U are scrud
U ok man or nah
Look man we need answers
The part where it say “Dododou dou dou dou”... that hit close to home.
Same it hit hard for my whos poo floats :c
hit close to the toilet you mean? am i right
Manhunt
It hit close to my bowels too
right into the toilet
when the shit so bad you have to put this on repeat and set down your phone
I had to close my eyes and breathe aswell scary times we live in.
every damn time
I love how this group of people just trying to take a s**t is more comforting and supportive than most fandoms, communities, and platforms
stay strong people, i believe in you
lol
Ty, this is my second time coming to the toilet in the span of 1hr...
@@T._.K9-3 stay brave solider 🫵
@@builtstructure ty 😭😭😭
I finally did a poo!
Putting this in a horror movie will scare the shit out of everyone. Literally.
pun intended?
Thats funny
@@eekman6526 yeah
wow
Lol
you know it’s bad when your completely naked on the toilet, holding on for dear life, and have this music playing
........why is that me rn??? Lol
ME RN
fr
me rn 😭
ong
Somehow, it's conforting to see familiar usernames in the comment section. Welcome back guys. The fight continues 😭💪
hai poopkie....
Good to have you back
*Imagine getting this stuck in your head.*
LMAO
BRUH
I already have and guess where i am now?🤣
Gonna be stuck on the toilet for a couple days.. oof
Omg I've been laughing my ass off at this for 60 secs now-
It’s all fun and games until someone plays this at the public pool
Oh god....
All I hear in my head when I saw this comment is dormine
i like ur carmen icon i just got her in my town
I did
And let the chaos begin
Why does this sound like the color brown
Wait maybe possibly even green poop-
Izuku mY BRAIN
Sorry not sorry
Izuku LMAOOO
More like dark camo green
Eat this.
We all came here for one of 3 reasons
1. that one jayden animations video
2. you are severely constipated
3. you just like the music
What jayden animation video exactly tho?
@@STOICsmgit’s the one about the tour bus and that guy couldn’t poo. That led to people playing this while the guy was doing poop exercises.
@@STOICsmg the tour video
My is 1 2 both combined
@@blaster4554 hope your doing well NOW
i used to be so embarrassed about my constipation problems. but now, sitting here, reading other people's stories, i don't feel as alone anymore.
Shitbgin r now help it hurttts so bad
Same ngl, but here in this videos replies. I feel better and I dont feel embarrassed to spell poop anymore.
we salute you bretherin
@@aj_404Same bro😞 but I'm glad you got through it. (I hope)
MY BOOTYHOLE IS ON FIRE RNNN 😭😭😭
You know things suck when you gotta hit replay on this
fr 😓
Good luck bro
I would but I’m too impatient and it’s 12 fucking AM I just wanna go to sleep
😭😭😭
Uh i may need some help then-
When you’re sitting praying you’re not gonna throw up too and this music takes all the pain away within a few minutes 🙏
POV:you are reading the comments while your waiting for it to come out
Yup.It helps too💀
I thought it was just me 🤣
Ofc
Literally lmao
I am
im not allowed to play this song at parties anymore
Hmmmm
Oh... oh god
interesting why
🤣
@@penguini3222 the joke is i made everyone at a party shit their pants by playing it
So, we’re in this shit together, huh?
Yep
Pun intended?
Yup
Ye
Yeup
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. These ads are some kind of evil
is playing this at like Taco Bell or something considered as an act of terrorism?
SocialSecurity Number? mass terrorist attack? more like shit hurricanes heading in everyone’s way-
I think so
Yes. A war crime.
Y e s
No, a natural disaster
It feels like I’m shitting lava everyone pray for me
Edit: holy shit stop interacting with this, I’m ashamed
Another edit: I longer have shame
My prayers go out to you and your butthole. I hope you recovered well.
No
@@benook In another life R.I.P
Uh oh
STINKY
@@cockroach502 AHAHAHAHAHH
THE PAIN IS OVER THE WAR IS WON PEACE HAS FALLEN ON MY STOMACH THANK YOU
yEESSSSS PRASIE THE LAWD
👍
lmao same i started bleeding and panicked bc quarantine made me lose the feeling of time and space and didn't know i was supposed to be on my period but now my stomach is grumbling and i think im bouta explode
Terminator T-800 YASSSS
I love reading these comments😂😂
I feel like I’ve found a hidden sub-genre of community on TH-cam of people who are shitting, and frankly it’s the most wholesome social media interactions I’ve seen in a while.
literally i love it LOL i bounce between the 2 videos sometimes 🎀
Do you ever have a stomachache so bad that you literally start promising god you’ll be good for now on if he just stops?
That's me everytime I have a serious neck pain
Me everytime I have cramps
That happens bud.
Yeah man I getchu! I once got one of those during school, and it hurt so bad I was deadass begging my friend to come to the toilet in case something happened
Thats what im having right now
This sounds like the songs djs play in Disney channel movies.
Lol so true!
skjidifkskjskjsk
I’m afraid to think about what could happen if this song got stuck in my head.
Relax you nerves. I suppose.
I’ve had it stuck in my head before. It isn’t pretty
You’ll shit out a Mount Everest
What have you just done to me..
@@Rapseeker101 LMAO
got food poisoning and I hope I don’t throw up just got surgery wish me the best of luck
how are you bro
Huge respect for anyone who goes the whole time without pooping
Tyler Hiatt i did lmao
@@plxnet8379 Call a Doctor!
I did.
I did-
Who did is a *Legand*
i want this song to be playing on the day of my funeral.
*Shits the coffin*
@@jahsehonfroy5217 niceeee
Literally a shitstorm
Jahseh Onfroy bro how tf you comment you dead
Jahseh Onfroy BAHAHAHA
I just ate a bowl of spicy ramen and then I listened to this
I don’t have a toilet anymore
I feel bad for those expiseve
You just helped me poop by making me laugh thank you
Spicy ramen is so good I think I’m gonna make some after this round
One time i took a shit so hard that i broke my toilet seat
Rip your family 🤣
hiii, a nursing student here! if ur having a trouble with constipation, try eating plums or a banana, theyre a natural laxative!! hope this helps :)
If someone plays this at a Mexican restaurant, we’re all doomed.
Fafafafafaffa
Thank you for being born
when you see a shit flood, thank me
Especially Taco Bell
LMFAO
What if you play this at a Taco Bell
Actual death
All hell breaks lose
the apocalypse
Diaria
The plague 2.0.
How is this comment section free
I’ve been here and around TH-cam for 20 minutes now after I ate half a cheesecake help
AtlasKhaiTM lmao I just had two milkshakes
I had
Mint chocolate chip ice cream
Croissant
Yogurt
Lemon water
@@marie12447 that’s probably the healthiest poop out of all of these
I had some over cooked chicken and some ramen
This song has carried through thick and thin, I’ve lived in the same house for the past 3 years and every single time I could not poop this song has done the duty, I have no clue what’s inside of this magnificent magical song but it just has a hold on my bowels allowing me to feel sweet relief, I thank the magical gods who made this miracle song as it has helped me feel sweet relief..
I love hearing about everyone's war stories, it's comforting in this time of pain.
Lol just put one about being lactose intolerant
Yes also side note I love that pfp
aged weirdly
@@jeanne-marie6166 oh shit
@@lukachkhartishvili- oh no -
I CANNOT MISS THIS SCHOOL BUS.
Haha can feel you bro
real🙏🏾
I left school early so I could poop omg I almost died
@@ShanikaFletcherthe relief you felt when finally being able to sit on your toilet must be heavenly
NEVER try to force a shit right before school its THE WORST
No Matter how painful it is, stay strong brothers and sisters. It will all be over soon
This comment gave me motivation,I then emptied a bucket load into the toilet
Bro it hurts so so so so so bad
It. Burns.
Its been like 45 hours since the pain started
Lol 😂
this community is the most accepting community ever
This music actually helps when you are in an uncomfortable situation.
Like today in class the teacher called on me and I didn’t know the answer so I played this song to immediately shit my pants
LMFAOOOO
I don’t see how that bade the situation any better haha!!!
There's a solution to everything 🤣
yes
HELP
The guy blasting this in a taco bell is not invited to my birthday
Oh god that would turn to Taco Hell real quickly lol
@@angiefaz3848 more like Toxic Hell
Lol
uh oh..
Zoldyck yea they are gonna be dead 💀
This song is like when people “sneak into a store overnight”
And then shit on the floor
@@spinnycowboy WATERFALLS.
I hate that I know what you mean
But also gotta shit
Agreed
I come to this video like it's a longing embrace from a mother. A home I can tread back to after facing my trials and tribulations. It fills me with warmth and empties me from shit. ❤
nice pfp
As a wise man once said, “why do they call it a restroom, I’m fighting for my life in here.”
thank you for being born
Who said that I wonder.
@@lockedff4838 Morgan freeman probably
Same here
i can actually explain why its called a restroom
Those who disliked are the toilets begging for mercy
Toilets Lives Matter
@@komorebi259 yes
HAHAHAH
493 toilets asking for mercy...
In t e r e st i n g
I'm A Meme no prob
I clicked on this video as a joke and now my cheeks are spreading on their own please help
Mai Salem oh sheet
Oh man it must be a shitty time
Looks like the ghost man is about to have some dirty fun
Lmaoooo
:)
i’ve relied on this video for 5 years and counting
The mere nanosecond this song started, I looked down and there was already a pool of shit around my feet, and as the song continued, the pool grew. Thank you.
Zachary Lee 😂😂😂😂
Same
Btw you have 420 likes ;)
How long did it take for you to start
HAHAHAHAH GIVE U PROPS I LIKED
My friend: what’s your favorite song
Me:It’s complicated
Instead of complicated here’s a remake of you’re comment
My friend: what’s you’re favorite song
Me: it’s *constipated*
Cherry_ Blossom your
Cherry_ Blossom I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT😂😂😂
@@peachypanda57 u would think that if u were younger enough.
@@peachypanda57 not trying to hate tho.
I think this is the most active comment section in all of TH-cam
it better be
Real
It should be if it isn't!!
Still here after 2 yrs lol
Real
YOU CAN DO THIS, WE HAVE ALL BEEN THROUGH IT, JUST KEEP PUSHING, YOU'LL MAKE IT OUT, THE PAIN IS TEMPORARY, YOU WILL SURVIVE!!!!!! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Had surgery 4 days ago, havent pooped since cause of the anesthesia. Praying that this music helps.
Update: I POOPED!
The first poop after surgery is the scariest
Good job soldier
I feel u i have surgery a couple years ago this type of music helped like alot
Less go
Holy shit it worked
Companies should play this at every public restroom
Underrated
Yes
Agreed. Also, I noticed that Peridot is your pfp:). I miss that little clod :'(
The employees are gonna be on the toilet for a few hours then
They really should
*”I see we are all in this together, let’s not speak of this.”*
Maybe I will maybe I won't but what I really want is just to get this shit out of my ass
@@kleesmcdonald5140 me rn bro.
IT IS RIGHT THERE- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@mroddkid3720 YOU CAN DO THIS FELLOW SHOILDER!!!
@2018 World Cup Stuff why u here
screaming, crying, sweating, gripping my knees, bleeding, and wondering why i must be in such agony.
Gripping the knees is so real. Currently on the toilet with my feet up on the seat gripping mine been constipated for like 3 days straight
@@emmatucker4046if ur still alive drink prune juice and blast this and you’ll pooop in no time and make sure to drink lots of water.
This sounds like something that would play in a low quality Roblox game
Pooping simulator
@@kringe5754 haha
Hi zuhayr
@H2O_DeanBean hi Dean
@@boxpin8967 herro
I have class in 2 mins, i’m speedrunning this shit, literally.
Hahaha Me too
What happened after
Did youbmake it?
@@snowboi9904 yep I survived and made it to my English class
@@UrMom-mv3gl amen
Man I wish this was one of those infinity live streams so we could just chat and poop in unison. That would be beautiful.
Omg fr 😊
10/10 idea
Someone make that happen
@@Pineaple_fr
communal shitting
Happy 3 year anniversary. Iv popped every time to this video for the last 3 years!!!! Happy to move to our 4th year!!
WOOOO
The fact that this has ads is a criminal offense.
Just get TH-cam premium
@@jedrikcruzado2761I'm too poor 😢
the creators need the funding to help poopers across the globe
@@jedrikcruzado2761 JUST get yt premium?? I'm poor
@@Lovix13i laughed to hard at this.
The fact that TH-cam forces you to watch two 30 second commercials without skipping and makes you wait an extra minute before allowing you to listen to the song that you badly need for some relief is especially shady and cruel.
I know right?
@@slowpokeygamer6041 I'm atheist.
@@slowpokeygamer6041 the remaining scrolls from the fire of Alexandria’s library say that all the gods are pieces of shit. All get what all deserve, without the need to have a guy die at a cross so that everybody other than LITERAL PERFECTION suffers eternally in fire and flames. In fact, even those who don’t really deserve heaven *or* hell can wander the senseless fields of asphodel. In conclusion, the Ten Commandments are stupid and should never have come to be in the first place.
@@slowpokeygamer6041 sorry your reference to a bible verse made me shit faster so thx, it must have been the thought of the most aggressively attempted religions that try to convert people whilst also being the most defensive about it coz it hurts their ego, that made me wanna get rid of some shit to clean myself after reading that. I’m agnostic and almost became Christian till I realised everything that the church has done has been to convert, even their ‘charities’ and their free hospitals were paid through conversion so they could make more money from donations and other things. I have nothing wrong with Christianity, I have a lot wrong against people like you
@@slowpokeygamer6041 I'm gay.
POV: You're looking at the comments while sitting on the toilet.
yes.
ah yes, poop.
Well a while ago now imma listen to this with my parents
Got the whole fam blasting
Yes
Ive been constipated for the past 2-3 days due to being on vacation. This is actually helping, especially with how relatable and comforting this comment section is. It really brings you to a place of comfort and understanding that you aren't alone and everyone shits.
P.S: I'm a frequent visitor to this video
For all those people out there I know you are struggling and probably disappointed when a pebble comes out
SO TRUE
JAJAHAJQHSJJSDLJWLAJAŞAŞ
A pebble just come out😢
The fact that u knew☠️☠️☠️☠️
Da just happened to me
i made this my ringtone so whenever my phone rings in class everyone needs to poop
Arcemuss 👌🏻beautiful.
It's midnight so I'm maybe tired.. 😂😂
You. Sir. are a *Legend*
Arcemuss you deserve a medal
Next level bioterrorism
Honestly they could’ve ended the wars so much quicker. Literally blast music that makes you poop and listen to the insanity ensue.
Lol
More like smell the insanity
I'm at school and didn't want to resort to this... currently in the school bathroom hoping no one will come in
"EUUUHHH IT STANK"
Honestly I rather just hold it in till I get home
I wonder if you played it at a graveyard, would you hear muffled farts coming from the ground
THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES
LOLL
GRANDMA IM VISITING
I hate to ruin the fun but no all the 1 and 2s come out of the body after like half a month so there will be nothing to hear
@@lonefox2622 it was clearly a joke, we all know dead people dont fart
can't believe last night I laughed at this but now I'm constipated and listening to this unironically
Same doe
karma for laughing at poop music
6utthole u laugh at poop u get poop
Same
6utthole scariest part is that it works
This is the friendliest community i have ever seen
ah yes the poop video community
Yezb
Everyone is struggiling WHIT the same problem and everyone is 👍
And 💬💬👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
And...
😩😩💩
Just some poopin pals
united over 𝓅𝑜𝑜𝓅
Da poop bros
this is either real or the worlds most successful placebo effect. either way whenever i'm suffering i turn to this video
Anyone else just scrollin through the comments so you have something to do while this is playing
yes lol
Mhm
Lol
😂😂 yess😂😂
Yuppers
i feel oddly safe knowing everyone's pooping with me
The feeling when you know you're not the only one suffering
It’s a kind of camaraderie you can’t find anywhere else
@@kleesmcdonald5140 poop
@@mcnosehair1476 lolololololol
we all poop together like in Norbit
Imagine parents looking through your TH-cam search history and seeing this lmao
Oh noes
this is the last thing they'd be surprised to see
@@madf8507 yep
That reminds me I need to clear my search history
Mine did and asked if I'm ok. I said to them I sent to a friend...
I’ve been constipated for four days and the first time listening to this song…something is slowly crawling out of the gates of fire….🔥☄️
robots when they pass the captcha:
ASHDFGFDSDF
YASSSS
1980: in the future we will have music to poop fast
2020: flying cars
hold up
I have been bamboozled
Okay dude but I don't think cars fly
W a i t
Juan Martinez they can if you throw them off a ledge
Imma make this my ring tone and whenever I’m called everyone surrounding me will crap themselves.
and you included
Legend.
Like that one scene in kick ass
But you’ll also shid😰
@@bigman6756 are you saying it's not worth feeling your own crap swishing around in your pants?
IM ABOUT TO DROP IT BUT THE ADS THAT TH-cam AUTOMATICALLY ENFORCES AT THE START OF VIDEOS IS KILLING ME
Let's be honest this wasn't in your recommendation feed...you searched for it…
WHO TOLD YOU THAT 😰😰
Gacha Cookie Doughnuts too true came from jaiden animations
jack McGwire u know if u wanna copy there name just tap on it
James Pineapple I'm pretty sure they know that
Gäćhã Ćöökíë Döùghñütś but she literally typed it in
Everyone is probably in a lot of pain, but I can help! Here are some tips to get that relieving sigh:
1. Try getting a step stool or something that lifts your legs up higher than 90°
2. Try and have good posture. If you can't, do step one and put your arms on your legs.
3. Get a cold or hot rag, cold helps you calm for a little, heat takes away the cramps
4.think positive things like how much better your gonna feel when it's over
That's it for now, like for more tips 😘
I'm back! And with more tips!
5. DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF, even if it hurts really bad your gonna have to eat to get it out. If your hungry EAT.
6. Constipation is common, many people struggle with it, so don't think your alone when your in so much pain to the point where you cry.
7. Workout, working out helps move your organs around which makes you poo
8. Don't feel awkward when you walk into a doctor's office they are always happy to help, that's there job!
That's it for now if you want more tips get the likes to 25 😘❤️
Yayyy!!! We made it to 25!!!
Here are some more tips!
9.Eat more fiber!! You need fiber to digest things and not be sitting on the toilet crying 😂
10. Try to rock your upper body. It calms you down and it can help with pooping. Make sure to use the step stool so your feet are higher than 90°
11. Listen to this music!! Or calming music but this is the best music!
12. If it hurts really bad try taking a rag or a shirt and twisting it well you poop. It helps distract you, kinda.
13. After you go poop lay on your bed but NEVER put your legs up! What i mean is that your legs go in a triangle formation.
That's all I can think of for now. Thank you and I love you guysss (I might update it later and add some more)
For the next one get the likes to 50!!! 😘🥰
Yayyy!! We got it to 59! 😱 You guys are amazing. But now for some more tips 😘
14. Drink lots of water. Water is probably the best thing you can do for your body.
15. Try to cut out foods that make you not poop. For example: rice, bananas, high fat meats, ect.
16. Try to cut out fast food from your diet. Fast food is bad for you and has no nutritional value.
17. Try your best not to sit on the toilet for more than 10 to 15 minutes. It can lead to hemorrhoids.
18.before you go poop. Do some stretches to give you a bowl movement.
That's it for now amazing people 😘
Get it to 90 and I'll add more 🥳
I'm so sorry about not adding more, with school and everything it's been ruff. I also have COVID so 😕
Anyways here's some more tips!
19. Eat lots of vegetables. Vegetables can be so good for so many things!
20. Try drinking some coffee. Coffee tastes really good but make sure you brush your teeth afterwards. Decaf will definitely be better though.
21. You can try squatting over the toilet too. It might be a little uncomfortable but it'll help!
22. Go for daily walks, daily jogs, or daily runs. Daily walks are a lot more peaceful. You can go do it with your friends, your family, your pet/pets. Just always be safe 🥰
23. If working out is too much, then try dancing! Dancing is super fun and you move around a lot! But if you don't like either, try cleaning. Cleaning is a good way to move and be productive!
That's it for now, and I love you guys so much! If we can get it to 200!!! I'll add more!! Once again, sorry for not updating. But I love you guys 🥰 OMG YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY AMAZING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I am so so so sorry for not posting. So many things have been going on. But today is the day I update it!
24. eat 25 grams of fiber everyday to help you poop daily, so you can be healthy!
25. If you eat red me often, try to eat less because to much is unhealthy. It can cause constipation.
26.eating any high fat meats, dairy products, and eggs, or rich deserts and sugary sweets can also cause constipation.
27. BEING DEHYDRATED CAN CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS, so please! Drink water and stay hydrated!
28. Eat some peanut butter! Peanut butter is high in protein and inriched in high dietary fiber.
29. Chocolate actually slows down the digestive process and is among the worst culprits for causing constipation. Frozen dinners-Lean Cuisine and Stouffer's may be convenient and easy on the pocketbook, but they are hard on the gut. ( I searched this up so don't come for me)
30. Some healthy yogurt can help, and it's not the dairy in yogurt. Doctors actually say dairy free things are a lot better for you.
that's it you guys! Sorry for taking so long and ik this isn't a lot but I will try my best let's see if we can reach to 450! I love you guys so so much 🥰❤️🥳 ⚠️hey you guys so I just figured out that someone close to me has cancer so if it reaches 450 I might not update. I'm just saying that I won't update for a month or so. I'm really sorry⚠️
HEYYY WSGG! IM BACK! I honestly love you guys, so much! And, I just love u guys!
31. So apparently bananas do help you poop, I read a article and it was wrong, sooo bananas are fine to eat!
32. NEVER EVER EVER, eat so much spicy food to make you poop! Sure it'll help but not with the pain! It will burn your insides!
33. If your asshole is burning after pooping, put Vaseline on it! Or zinc cream/barrier cream. And for the girls you can put it with toilet paper or preferably a soft tissue.
34. You know the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctors away" THATS TRUE! Apples are very healthy for you! But don't eat too many a day because they still have lots of natural sugar.
35. EAT AVOCADOS, or guacamole. Avocados can go with many things that are very tasty. But I think the best thing avocados are good with is chilli lime protein chips. MMM! SO GOOD! ( In my opinion lmao )
That's it for this thingy, I'm sorry I wish I could do more but I'm on a tight schedule. I LOVE YOU GUYS! If we can get it to 555 I'm going to cry happy tears and follow anyone who follows, because sometimes we just need love! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCHH. 💖😩 HOLYYYY- um finally some more tippssssssss! I'm sorry I haven't been around that much. But I'm not sure there will be any more tips after this because I've gone through articles 😭 but we're gonna be talking about when you have to poop at school or in a storeee...
36. Don't just not go poop because that's how you get constipated.
37. Never pick the first stall. Ever. Or the big stall.
38. Try to control the speed of how fast your poop comes out.
39. Try to aim on the side of the toilet so it doesn't make a big *plop*
40.maybe make another noise. Like burp or some. Or yawn really loud. Or maybe make fake fart noises so people will think you're joking.
That's it for todayyy, I LOVE YOU GUYS! and you guys don't need to like to get me to update. I'll just have to update when I'm free. I love you guysss! ❤️💓🥇🫡🤭✨
GUESS WHOS BACK! Alrighttttyyyy so todayyy were going to do having to poop while on a trip!
41. If you can't find a restroom in time and you have to go on the side of the rode make sure all sides are blocking you whether it's the car door or a bush. You can also use blankets.
42. Dig a hole. If you can't dig a whole try pooping into a disposable bag if you don't have those you might just have to squat down and wish for the best.
43. If you have pants that you cant/don't want too take off all the way you can roll them down all the way or half way and take the front and back of your pants and pull it away from your butthole.
That's all today I'm sorry i didn't update and I'm sorry this isn't a lot but i love you guys! 💞
HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! I never would have thought this was gonna get this far, 2K LIKES THATZ CRAZY! I was just spreading kindness and I guess it gave back! BUT ARE YOU READY FOR SOME TIPS!
44. Prune juice! I got multiple comments saying prune juice and I can't believe I've never thought of it. So shout out to those people!
45. PROTEIN! protein is super helpful!! If your vegetarian or vegan you can still have protein! Do not ever cut out protein!
46.OATS! I'm talking oatmeal, those little oat balls you see on Pinterest, oat cookies! Oats are enriched in fiber!
47. MIRA LAX! If your constipated mira lax is a laxative that obviously makes you poo, but it's a powder you put in your drink, it doesn't really taste like anything...but I recommend the drink being cold. (Also always check with your doctor about taking this stuff)
48.SMOOTHIES! Healthy smoothies and smoothie bowls always help me poo, I like to make smoothies with bananas, strawberries, blueberries, almond milk, frozen strawberries, and ice!
49. KALE! Kale is one of many dark green veggies that helps soften the stool. I like to make kale chips by preheating the oven at 350° with avocado oil, salt, pepper flakes, and kale obviously and then you mix it all together and put it on a pan with foil and take it out after 20 minutes. They are delicious!
50.walking! Going on walks for about 30 minutes everyday can reduce bloating and is very healthy for everything in your body! You don't have to run or speed walk you can just go for a walk with your family, your pets, or just by yourself! Just always be careful!
That's it for today guys! I'm so glad to be back and I love you all! 🩷🌸
Thanks
It’s at 25 likes, where’s the new tips
@@gordeladze oh thank you for reminding me, I checked yesterday and there was only 18. Thank you 🥰
@@Lelelandd No problem, I think this could probably hit 50 by next week.
Edit: I actually said that at 23 likes, but it was gaining likes rapidly at the time, so I already knew it would probably hit 25.
@@gordeladze oh okay 🥰
The US government should use this as a weapon overseas👀
This weapon is illegal they can’t
Ian Asch YAS AND...actually you know I won’t explain
It will make all of us poop
Finn Lynch yup
breaking news: us aircraft with powerful speakers play poop music over the middle east, instantly cause simaltanoius poop explosion 10 times of a nuke. Why the russians, chinese, and northkoreans are getting ready for the worst.
6:09pm. I have to go to dinner with my family in 30 minutes. I’m having the most excruciating shit of my life. It’s like the spawn of a demon. My stomach feels like acid rain is running through it and I don’t think I’ll make it out alive. My leg is shaking eagerly. My toes are curling so badly right now, no joke. Make it out alive, soldiers.
Edit: It’s 9:19pm. This is the 3rd time I’ve played this. It happened at my family’s dinner. I was constipated on the toilet, fighting for my life. I immediately started texting my cousin for help. She was NO help. Here I am again. Back at home, losing my damn mind.
Sooo how did it end
Like "shit".