Screaming and Smash Cuts: Even More Cold Opens | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Always getting the show off to a great start, here's even more of Brooklyn Nine-Nines best cold opens.
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[@theemeraldwalrus]

"What are you gonna do, annoy him into talking?"
"Pff, no"
" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

[@bndctyi]

KatAndWalrusDraws When was that?

[@xyrendeocampo4069]

It was not a cold open though

[@lucydec9102]

Lol yeah 😂

[@lynnechau6247]

Mr. XD i know i’m a bit late but it was a screaming moment lol

[@karthiksabareesh2869]

What episode was it?

[@Anna-cs5sb]

Terry's wife calling him after he changed his relationship status kills me 😂

[@YasmeenorSapphire]

Anna It gets a bit better when you realize that you can see the “swipe to answer” still on his phone

[@mahaa.6363]

Episode?

[@OpTiMiStPiE]

Snowy The Duck 7:26 not sure what ep

[@lavnyag]

I am the 800th like

[@zahrah8512]

Kyuubi Kuroba I know most shows don’t actually pay attention to stuff like that

[@stefn3812]

"SOLD! To Jake, not to Scully, that really freaked me out and I just wanted this to end now." LMFAO

[@saradhie8268]

What episode is this ?

[@elis__nbnb]

perfect delivery

[@lifeisbitvlover171]

What episode was that??

[@devilukean]

and that scully disbelieving face is priceless

[@lennartj12345]

But what is inside the suitcase?

[@ggbk8584]

"What. Is. Happening ?!"
"I'm defusing the situation." *dances*
Holt cracks me up so much

[@_aballa_]

Googlebonkers "dancing over. Situation dissolved."
"NOOOOOOO."

[@BodaciousWickerman]

Googlebonkers Funniest character for sure!

[@JayGamerShow]

I feel like, including where he told him he does hula dancing, does this to Jake on purpose lol

[@charlescalthrop2535]

He is like an exaggerated version of myself.

[@2ELI0]

@@_aballa_ Didn't he say "Situation defused"?

[@fawful94]

Jake: ...
Holt: ...
Jake: 😃
Holt: 😒
Jake: So there's this suitcase-
Holt: I don't care.
Jake: Yea-

[@christophermpombo5362]

😂😂😂

[@nebulaxox8845]

the fact that holt used a contraction, his tell, shows he actually does care, so he really does see jake as a son

[@yuyuko4232]

@@nebulaxox8845 he only used one

[@CyberController-]

"You gonna arrest me for dancing?"
"You call that dancing?"
Another brutal murder by the American police.

[@Mrfella-yj2pj]

That's ganna be classic in this comments section just saying I love the dark humor

[@demonking86420]

The real crime is the low amount of likes on this comment

[@lavleenkalra7434]

I love how every character is so unique. I hope this show doesn't end anytime soon!

[@blh9931]

but it will .... sad :(

[@lavleenkalra7434]

Abhishek soni yeah 😭

[@Elijahtuck24]

apparently 5 is the last season so rip

[@purpleglasses4511]

Elijahtuck24 For real? Noooooo

[@davidchen5463]

spoke too soon

[@mballaa232]

“They’re on my yogurt, now it’s personal”
LMFAO😂

[@jayingeevevoandalbert5658]

“squad you’re making him feel bad on purpose, he’s clearly elvis”
“YES”
“elvis stoljkoy the Canadian figure skater”
“NO”

[@renatopacheco5159]

No! * while spinning *

[@esfandyarshah6411]

Jayingee Vevo and albert
This is just Genuinely funny

[@GhozyIA]

"NO" (Spinning in Canadian)

[@availanila]

@nvda lol

[@ianperxz]

*Stojko

[@teddywoodburn1295]

"my hands are covered in butter from making butter"
I don't know why I find that so funny

[@jugalgadhavi]

I've been finding this comment since 4 months

[@zinc8002]

because joe lo truggolo is incredibly talented

[@jakenolan1917]

You have 99 likes so I'm gonna give you the 100th lol

[@teddywoodburn1295]

@@jakenolan1917 Thanks!

[@tanleelee268]

i like that holt is formal af but also sassy af and can dance.

[@fluffypurplepop4629]

"Papa there is a monster in my closet" is the best scene in the whole series! Also Holts reaction to eating a marshmello was golden!
Edit:wow thanks most likes I’ve ever had on a comment.

[@avinash.upadhyaya]

FluffypurplepOp also when they can't figure out if it's Scully's wife or dog

[@fluffypurplepop4629]

I think its his dog... what do you think?

[@tomr5607]

Or the ‘I want it that way’ scene

[@devilkid1991]

The backstreet boys lineup is my favourite

[@archie7225]

Monsters aren’t real my little perogi

[@santhoshisrilayarouthu7689]

"I added that to the checklist because I care about you".
The reason this show is unique. a bromance where two men care about each other.

[@rG1vZ]

Santhoshi Srilaya Routhu joey and chandler says hello

[@jackmason952]

turk and jd also say hello

[@bassfight2936]

How is that unique?

[@DerMoerpler]

Turk & JD?
Troy & Abed?
Ted & Marshall?

[@leviroch]

Rudy and findlay: misfits man love

[@yeaboiii3057]

my favourite scene is the one where pimento was hiding in nikolaj's closet

[@Valorhammer]

It's Niiiikolaj

[@MRA_3]

*Nickollllaaaajjjshhh

[@HK-pk7go]

"Papa there's a big hairy monster in my closet."

[@elias_xp95]

Nikolag *

[@luislima3476]

Nikolaj*

[@ThomasG_]

Do you think they got the interrogation room glass reinforced after Jake smashed it that one time?

[@izackwilliams2659]

Yeah, because Jake threw a handle at it to try and escape

[@mortem4342]

Wel, it didn't break when Jake threw a chair at it when interrogating the dentist.

[@icytadbull]

No, that was Santiago who broke the glass

[@Sugugus_421]

What are you talking about ? It was Santiago.

[@josieboyd5182]

i was thinking the exact same thing haha

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

8:58 Seems like they improved the strength of that one-way window since the "You should ask him about his bank account" incident.

[@longlivethebook5877]

Ask him about his bank account.
Ask him about his bank account.
Ask him about his bank-*window shatters*-account.
CAPTAAAAIN, SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLAAAASSS

[@IndianTelephone]

"I'm going to open this closet and show you, there's nothing in there."
"Don't do it, Papa!"
"See... AAAAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

[@theflyingpancake3030]

The way he says Papa Papa 😂😂😂😂

[@VaishnavMen0n]

"Hey Chuck . . its me, Pimento"

[@mccross7]

6:51 rosa was laughing at the background 😆

[@mezykin]

Holy shit you're right!

[@andregordon2599]

Lol it's so in character too

[@pilar2087]

Omg!

[@emersonreyes9724]

hahhaha totally flustered here laughing when i saw it

[@nacrazzia]

8:25

[@heuheuheu993]

"You call that dancing?"
"Situation defused." Holt forever!

[@zoe1755]

my favourite is velvet thunder

[@gracecowd6137]

Pimento in the closest is probably my favourite cold open drawing with like yeast

[@indianruckus6412]

Grace Cowd i

[@dtjunction]

.......................................LIKE YEAS--

[@jaywalker6464]

Like yeast, I don't understand that opening, anyone can explain ?

[@AR-vg3xb]

@@jaywalker6464 its on another cold opening video where boyle watch a singer named whis (i dont remember the full name) all night and jake ask how was his night he said a very lame pun that he has a whis infection but the way boyle say it is very funny
(Sori bad english)

[@imjustczarina]

Interesting...both Jake and Amy are claustrophobic

[@blackjack7207]

I know right

[@MediHusky]

They had to do it in a really big room to not get stage fright.

[@clemermoacir]

Cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

[@oditigupta492]

Oh dayum. Never realised that

[@sxlproductions]

@@clemermoacir indeed indeed indeed

[@raine-time]

Geez, these cold opens are golden. They rival those of The Office

[@hhelenawang]

Gina not looking up is like Stanley not noticing anything

[@Brobyx]

Have the same creator

[@jared_teddy6011]

no theyre colden

[@aussieace9740]

RussRedCloud Why would you say something so brave yet so controversial

[@Bob-pu5jw]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

[@WorldWideWong]

anyone else add the "BA-DA-BA-BA-DAHHHHH!!!!!" at the end of each vignette?

[@LostWaysClub]

yes omg

[@kitjoslin]

Why would I sing the maccas theme?

[@jordanlee5892]

Kit Joslin no words.

[@jordanlee5892]

Literally every time i feel like a loner singing a random theme tune all alone in my room

[@luislima3476]

Well now I do

[@slartybartfast]

"Ooh there's little chocolate chips on it!"
"Yeah I'm not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber"
Lol, Jake and Charles are bromance goals

[@LiiiiiiMa]

the one with the ants is freaking iconic. also the first scene of b99 I've ever seen and what got me to watch the show in the first place

[@katiemitch693]

Lima they're in the COATS!!!!

[@Shalalacls]

"From the BREAKFAST BAR *BOYLE* !"

[@Armor23OnPatrol]

Fudge ruined epic entry xD

[@liamowen1784]

You could say he fudged his big entry

[@alihayder6297]

Rosa laughing in the background at 6:51 is amazing

[@sampathsandhya]

"They're in my yogurt,now it's personal."
You gotta love Terry.

[@longlivethebook5877]

I love Terry and Terry loves yoghurt

[@marissa2810]

gina made jake look like an oompa loompa

[@tiariapotaka6981]

Or those things on Chicken Little ☁️

[@evangeline819]

the full bull pen will always be my favourite

[@riceymartin2203]

COLD OPENS BY TIMESTAMP:
0:00 - Halloween III
1:16 - Into the Woods
2:06 - The 9-8
3:11 - Hostage Situation
4:10 - Chocolate Milk
5:21 - The Defense Rests
6:18 - The Chopper
7:32 - Monster in the Closet
8:07 - Your Honor

[@RyanKicktheWorld]

Charles's screaming always got me.

[@oscargentz9177]

7:50 best scene in the damn series

[@ashywashy71296]

Nikolaj is SO CUTE

[@Liihdeoz]

It's Nikolaj

[@katla_phc]

*Nikolaj

[@vlada1582]

i feel like i’m doing it? Nikolaj

[@ishabhagwat9564]

Not even close, Nikolaj

[@adhithirajasekar5381]

Nopeeeee it's nikolaj

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

Permento is possibly my favourite recurring character him or Doug Judy both are great when we get an episode with them

[@ninjabreadgirl]

Omg I love doug judy and the relationship he has with Jake

[@internetperson5445]

And mlepclaynos

[@chiranpremaratne1684]

@@internetperson5445 hell yaa

[@tiariapotaka6981]

Darth Bane oh yeah mlep(clay)now is GOD

[@SAKSHISHARMA_1524]

And Kevin

[@marwanzyada4271]

Terry: Thanks guys I don't need anymore input.
Rosa: Neither does your wife I guess.
Like I can't even stop laughing. Favorite Rosa moment of all time. 😂😂😂

[@TaYLoRBReaKouT]

You know that halloween episode in which Gina plays everyone and dresses up as Amy to be unrecognizable... i wish they actually showed Gina in the back so we can solve the mystery with them. Ya like. When Gina revealed she was dessed as Amy and they showed rhe clip of Gina sitting near the window, i played back to the moment and i was sad to find out that Gina was never in the shot. I hope halloween episodes become mystery we can try to solve as well

[@titliroy4713]

The moment Gina broke her teeth, I knew she was playing them. There's no way Gina would ever put herself through that humiliation if she didn't have a greater humiliation planned for everyone else😂

[@zticky4645]

if you will look closer the camera angle is different but yeah better if they showed her

[@kitspace2024]

do we know what was in the suit case that cost jake's dignity?

[@IndianTelephone]

nope

[@TaYLoRBReaKouT]

OMG ANOTHER MYSTERY

[@saradhie8268]

Which episode is this ?

[@MD-ie2dh]

i think it was a bunch of unsolved cases although im probably mistaking it for another episode/series lol

[@pikapika2903]

We never find out😞😞

[@micahfernandez9333]

I LOVE THIS SHOW WIT MY WHOLE HEART GOD BLESS THIS CAST AND WRITERS

[@MrSam4850]

Micha Hood that’s nice for you...

[@chrisinsid3]

7:58 kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@ElFudgeMusic]

"I'm gonna start firing detectives..."
"AND BLANKS!"

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

Boyle really does look more like Elvis Stojko than Elvis Presley

[@RPIXELN]

NOOOOOO!!!
*spins*

[@gkguido055]

4:52 Joe trying really hard not to break character 😂

[@sharonjohn7487]

Jake 'pretending to freak out because it was a part of his devious plan' has got to be my favourite cold open 😂.

[@muhammedhamzah8098]

Terry - "I don't need any more input "
Rosa - "neither does your wife I guess"
Had me laughing out louddd😂😂😂

[@lyrawalker1736]

where gOnNA DIe iN HEEERREE
My Favourite one

[@arthurnordin6046]

We need a whole show about Pimento. What a great character

[@nightavenger375]

40th like and I totally agree

[@tiariapotaka6981]

yes.

[@ammarahlorgat65]

This is what we're reduced to while on hiatus

[@ninjabreadgirl]

LMAO so true!! Hahaha.. no regrets

[@matthewreipatricio6483]

6:50 Rosa cracking up in the back xD

[@billyalder5465]

Neither does your wife I guess - I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

[@joshuatharakan3687]

Boyle's scream at 7:58 had me in literal tears😂😂

[@HaveUEverFewtAshamed]

I started watching this show because I saw the open with the ant infestation on tumblr and ever since, i've just been geeking about the show.

[@BuckyBarnesAndNoble]

The last one omg 😂

[@BattleUpGaming]

Scully and Hitchcock as mustard and mustard kills me every time 😂

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

We're gonna die in here!

[@shubhamsharma8508]

Which episode it was?

[@user-cz9mq8vp1c]

7:06 "Poo!"
Scully is adorable

[@preternatural3231]

I love this show with my whole-ass heart

[@emmamemer]

wheres the one where Jake falls into the sunroof of a car? that's gotta be my favourite smash cut intro

[@popsicls670]

i like how hitchcock and scullys costumes are both mustard implying that they decided to dress up as ketchup and mustard but both forgot who was which

[@JohnTubeChannel]

"Feel like I'm sucking on a tailpipe in here, MARCOS" Hahaha Andy is a genius 😂

[@satyre_1]

"I feel like sucking on a tailpipe in here.!"
Title of your sex tape

[@TimmyKites]

Greatest Show ever!

[@sam-om8zs]

"So.....there was this suitcase"
"I don't care."
LMFAO

[@superdupercorp]

6:50 check out rosa in the background

[@renameagain5808]

How tf did u spot that?

[@melphafist6477]

6:17 literally cold opening

[@olgouk2154]

we all want a friend like Charles !

[@ThomasG_]

1:34 Jake and Charles' relationship is so goddamn wholesome.

[@GTGDPUBLICAGENT]

“LIKE YEAST!!!”

[@tyraa4895]

7:58 Boyle's screaming is hillarious lol

[@Pluto58446]

Okay but the perp that confesses just to get Jake to calm down is awesome

[@mrbillbum7190]

"See nothing in there the..ARGHHGHHHH!!!!!!!!!"LMFAO

[@milkinabag3313]

Rosa’s outfit and the fact Scully and Hitchcock are both mustard😂

[@firdaousmasso5077]

Nikolaj is scared for life 😂😂😂 poor fella

[@corbindioxide6253]

My ex husband is a cop. I’d go on ride alongs with him and he is *just* like Peralta. Lol.
He’d drive by a bicyclist and get on the speaker to thank them for taking care of the environment. And also compliment their helmet or backpack.
Or he’d get on the speaker to tell the neighborhood dog to stop speeding while it ran through the yard.
Ahhh… we need more people like them.

[@tariqshort4025]

🙂

[@RayOnRae95]

yay more clips

[@dainmcl]

Love this show ❤️

[@AustinChurch95]

“Hey Chuck! It’s Pimento!” best one

[@dustyak]

Every time i watch these I think I’m gonna hear dada da da daaaaa

[@mrbillbum7190]

Brooklyn 99
is the best thing ever, I know everything about it!!!

[@andy1613]

8:56 You know what Jake should’ve done?
Ask him about his bank account

[@JaskiratSinghh]

"They're in my yogurt, now it's personal" 😂😂😂😂

[@mikeronquillo1451]

I love this show!

[@fluffypurplepop4629]

Ants got into my Nutella jar and I said... "This is war, now it's personal"

[@satyre_1]

Uh... actually it's his yogurt.

[@fluffypurplepop4629]

Satyre•Lyfe ' yeah I was just saying the same thing happened to me and I happen to say the exact same words lol

[@PharaohofCulture]

4:06- Paused. Holt SOOOO planned this!

[@ceciliagomezviera4584]

3:00 LMAOOOOOOOO. what was it in the suitcase btw?

[@ricardomilos5774]

I only just realised what cold opens means. I e been watching stuff like this for 8 whole months

[@jayeshh426]

"We are gonna die in here"
😂😂😂😂

[@ospreyphil8995]

"So there's this suitcase...."
"I don't care" 😂😂

[@GetOffUrPhone]

I love how at 1:08 the people in that room are still wearing their costumes and the dude who was originally staring out the door just turned his back and got his hood up. hahaha

[@acegaming7234]

People? do you watch brooklyn nine nine their names are amy jake charles rosa and terry

[@yAmetwE]

I so love this show

[@knightlyss]

I've been waiting so long for the ant one yes

[@mahikashergill6984]

They never told us what was in the mystery suitcase!!!!!!!!!

[@nathaliaalves8595]

6:48 you can see stephanie (rosa) laughing in the back, so adorable

[@amandamfds]

who dat

[@tintertrailers208]

I love this show.

[@QueenHela240]

Love this show

[@toasthead]

"So there was this sui-" "I don't care" "yeEA-"

[@faizlorist3526]

Please do more videos of Rosa please

[@rubenlaurentiu90]

Faiza Mrinmoyee sexy lady

[@faizlorist3526]

Ruben Mariciuc I know Rosa is very sexy
Not gonna lie

[@faizlorist3526]

Ruben Mariciuc thanks but u just seem like one of those guys who goes on and calls about every girl in the universe sexy

[@rubenlaurentiu90]

not true; i know a lot of girls ugly :(

[@faizlorist3526]

Ruben Mariciuc yes but I bet u just go up to them and tell them they the beautiful anyways

[@jasonh6799]

What was in that suitcase tho

[@madlyclumsy]

Omg yaaasss

[@alvinomartin]

Cant wait for the new episode!!! 😭

[@katherinebaker8410]

Is anyone else going to appreciate the fact that Boyle has a backup costume in his car? 🤣🤣🤣