drax not having social skills for ten minutes

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  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17034

    It's a shame Drax never got to meet Vision. Those two trying to explain social norms to each other would be like the blind leading the deaf.

    • @shooterDisease
      @shooterDisease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

      ‘A pinch of paprika, a pinch…’
      ‘Ah see here android it’s to induce fear into your meal so it tastes better when we consume it now pinch the spice’

    • @E.h.a.n
      @E.h.a.n ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@shooterDisease I need to see this happen

    • @randomfactory3446
      @randomfactory3446 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I watched both Gaurdians of the Galaxy and I don’t remember anyone named vision when can you see them

    • @arlainecarinugan3703
      @arlainecarinugan3703 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@randomfactory3446 r u trolling

    • @randomfactory3446
      @randomfactory3446 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@arlainecarinugan3703 nope i’m just stupid

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 ปีที่แล้ว +6029

    I love how his relationship with Mantis is literally just a ping-pong match of social ineptitude

    • @jstir6437
      @jstir6437 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Drax and Mantis’s relationship is my favorite one in the MCU.

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Drax is my favy of all timez

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      One of my favorite brother/sister relationships in recent media.

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm smiling. I heard it's what you do to make people like you 😬
      Not when you do it like that.

    • @narganeg
      @narganeg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jstir6437 was your favorite relationship in the mcu* 😭

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot ปีที่แล้ว +9689

    If Drax can get a wife while having no social skills, so can I.

    • @mishadude2478
      @mishadude2478 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      I believe in you, man 💪 I did it too

    • @kingjohan1335
      @kingjohan1335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drax is a made up character bro, you’re gonna die alone

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      "You just need to find someone pathetic, like you." (Acts like this is good advice, and not massively insulting and demeaning.)

    • @liliantan2379
      @liliantan2379 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It's only a fictional universe, the director can input anything.

    • @Shinja_Sleepwalker
      @Shinja_Sleepwalker ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@dmgroberts5471 lol when I read your comment, I read it in Drax's voice instinctively in my head 😂😂

  • @painteddragon8496
    @painteddragon8496 ปีที่แล้ว +4839

    Drax has actually been in every single marvel movie created, just he has been standing so still we missed him

    • @Scheboygan8767
      @Scheboygan8767 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You stole this comment😭

    • @painteddragon8496
      @painteddragon8496 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Scheboygan8767 how tf can you steal a comment? we can have the same thoughts you know lol

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@painteddragon8496 Indeed, there is rarely anything truly original these days!

    • @fragrance7768
      @fragrance7768 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Rhyskendall8
      @Rhyskendall8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was that when he was played by John Cena?

  • @epicgamerzfail4575
    @epicgamerzfail4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6693

    Just remember, Drax had a wife and kids.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      I think it was just a wife and daughter

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +986

      and he probably told his kid about how he made her.

    • @AkkarisFox
      @AkkarisFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@Vertutame Is there a human culture where this is widely accepted as normal?

    • @lazykahn1979
      @lazykahn1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@AkkarisFox rule 34 perhaps

    • @nieznanyprzesladowca120
      @nieznanyprzesladowca120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@Vertutame And it was beautiful

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7409

    Batista didn't act in this movie. I'm convinced he just showed up on set and they decided to keep rolling

    • @axebomber2108
      @axebomber2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He took a wrong turn in the pit of danger.

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@axebomber2108 I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

    • @deejaydj6013
      @deejaydj6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      He appeared out of nowhere and no one realised because he had mastered invisibility

    • @katkenobi6765
      @katkenobi6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deejaydj6013 Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffblackjack2
      @jeffblackjack2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he appeared only when he moved. Otherwise he was invisible.

  • @beyondbackwater4933
    @beyondbackwater4933 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    "Heyyy! There's no need to get personal!"
    After roasting her for an hour is comedy gold.

    • @benschiemer
      @benschiemer ปีที่แล้ว +108

      And only after she insults his entire race, a statement that is not at all personal

    • @nullbeyondo
      @nullbeyondo ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@benschiemer he indirectly did too since it is his first time seeing her race too.

    • @mastergamingdude6191
      @mastergamingdude6191 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Too good 😂😂

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol

    • @TeddyG221
      @TeddyG221 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      when in the video is this?

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4572

    How dare you, Drax's social skills are impeccable. They are merely so subtle as to be imperceptible.

    • @cybremystica93
      @cybremystica93 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      STOP 💀💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

    • @sajjadsaddam2012
      @sajjadsaddam2012 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats a lot of long words

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How truth you

    • @SPEKTR_93
      @SPEKTR_93 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      just like my father leaving to get the milk

    • @Halibel764
      @Halibel764 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That comment should become a T-Shirt.

  • @umerkhawaja3051
    @umerkhawaja3051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18011

    The scenes where we can't see Drax in the movie, he's there. He's just standing so incredibly still.

    • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
      @Godzillafan-tv1ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      No he’s moving. It’s just so slow, it’s imperceptible.

    • @tyrekeism6153
      @tyrekeism6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@Godzillafan-tv1ks actually he’s moving so fast that perceivably we think he’s standing still

    • @halo7737
      @halo7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Durka Durka I swear as much as I love the franchise, most Marvel fans are just suuuuuuper not funny.

    • @Omunix
      @Omunix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dawdle Rubbish I-

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Excellent. Stolen comment that has been used many times.

  • @arianschnabel6814
    @arianschnabel6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11798

    the funny thing is when he is roasting the shit out of her, he has no evil intention. He's just helplessly honest

    • @liversuccess1420
      @liversuccess1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      Exactly. When he says he tried to let her down easy by telling her she's disgusting, he genuinely believes it. Drax is the best!

    • @mothiurNCL
      @mothiurNCL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ASD feature (Asperger)

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@mothiurNCL I don’t think so as it’s just a cultural trait of his people

    • @mothiurNCL
      @mothiurNCL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@magnadelusor4249 in sci-fi movies they're representing different learning abilities and cultures of humans.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      “I meant no disrespect!”

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    It is a crime Dave doesn't have an oscar yet for keeping the straightest face while delivering the funniest lines

    • @havenbontz1562
      @havenbontz1562 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Dave Bautistas bad acting makes the character

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      @@havenbontz1562Or is he intentionally doing this and he’s actually a good actor?

    • @Jey_Frost
      @Jey_Frost 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ​@@havenbontz1562 dude watch the blade runner 2049 movie. He kicks ass. Actually a really good actor

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@havenbontz1562 Watch Dune. It’ll change your whole perspective on him.

  • @erichammer8434
    @erichammer8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    "Finger to the throat means death.". Greatest finishing line EVER!!

  • @robsonborba6273
    @robsonborba6273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    Drax - "Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast"
    *_Mantis get hit_*
    Drax 10 seconds later - "Mantis, look out!"

  • @jayrivers8478
    @jayrivers8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5557

    "Kick names, take ass."
    "Yeah that's right."

    • @AwesomeDude799
      @AwesomeDude799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      My favorite line. 🤣☠

    • @nicholasgallegos4477
      @nicholasgallegos4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The ya that right haha

    • @Sizzlik
      @Sizzlik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Kick bubblegum and chew ass

    • @andrewphillips4266
      @andrewphillips4266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I personally find that much more scary XD

    • @KKRCeb
      @KKRCeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lolll 1k like

  • @PDAnimation
    @PDAnimation ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "One's BLUE...!"
    I know this is Drax's vid, but Bradley's delivery of that line kills me every time XD

    • @daedricwinters2979
      @daedricwinters2979 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Plus the combination of anger and disbelief on his face

    • @oscairconnolly4716
      @oscairconnolly4716 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought i must be weird for laughing my head time every time I see this scene

  • @Dovah21
    @Dovah21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    What kills me the most is how eloquently Drax speaks despite being this dopey musclebound giant.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have no idea what eloquently means

    • @Dovah21
      @Dovah21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Mister-RedI'll assume you're being serious, so I'll explain. In this context, speaking eloquently is Drax using high-level vocabulary in his everyday speech patterns. He's a very multi-syllabic dude, which while looking like he does, adds to the comedy of his character.

    • @terrelldurocher3330
      @terrelldurocher3330 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Dovah21a warrior expresses with utmost clarity, I may be a 5 foot 8 pile of bones but I still am a warrior. Fighting for my beliefs.

  • @PhillipShadid1981
    @PhillipShadid1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3312

    In Drax's defense. He did sit there for an hour before they noticed him..

    • @carlos1lan1
      @carlos1lan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Exactly they only noticed him because he ate

    • @shinjiprofile
      @shinjiprofile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And if you watched the part before they noticed him he's actually standing there.

    • @therealdannyfenton
      @therealdannyfenton ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait where was he ??

    • @shinjiprofile
      @shinjiprofile ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealdannyfenton you can spot drax standing still watch at 2:49 th-cam.com/video/VIG_vu6K9Dg/w-d-xo.html

    • @cj.59
      @cj.59 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shinjiprofile 😂😂😂

  • @MrDoot-hj2ir
    @MrDoot-hj2ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    I'm convinced that Drax didn't knew what was going on during the entire saga

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I’d like to see a scene of Drax recapping the events of the past films, could be interesting and hilarious

    • @tiffanyspencer1082
      @tiffanyspencer1082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@johnmartin4119 him and Luis from Ant-Man

    • @kevinschafer6345
      @kevinschafer6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      or is he the one knowing what's going on while everyone else - including us - don't?

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drax: we were taking ass and kicking names.

    • @bigchungus6478
      @bigchungus6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I recognise your pfp, from a music video, music flashmob, huw Williams

  • @twixtwix2915
    @twixtwix2915 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    The “nothing goes over my head” part always gets me

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    7:00 When Drax calls Mantis ugly, you have to remember, he is an alien. They probably have different standards of beauty.
    For us humans she looks cute and adorable. But for them she might look weak and disgusting.

    • @vincentvalentine4401
      @vincentvalentine4401 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I assume the same way with animals too. Ya never know

    • @tc_t16163
      @tc_t16163 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@vincentvalentine4401 yeah its been proven that cats think we’re hideous

    • @ReeYuuJee
      @ReeYuuJee ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tc_t16163 Animals don't have the cognitive ability of "thought" they only have basic Pavlovian reactions.

    • @nein236
      @nein236 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Cute? If i see that thing when im alone at night im running for my life.

    • @user-su3wu5fc5j
      @user-su3wu5fc5j ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​​@@nein236 oh no no. she's the one that must run away from me 😈

  • @davecameron4223
    @davecameron4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7434

    Drax’s face when he tells mantis she can pet rocket is priceless

  • @michaelmurphy8126
    @michaelmurphy8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19991

    Dave Batista kills this role and is such a humble person in real life.

    • @gream9412
      @gream9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      Just like Drax he's very humble

    • @yakinyamaddi
      @yakinyamaddi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +904

      "i too, am extrordinarily humble"

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Drax's script was fantastic in the first film, garbage after that.
      He went from being hyperliteral to being a moron.

    • @Ilkanar
      @Ilkanar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      @@MostlyPennyCat its just like.... your opinion man

    • @LunaS043
      @LunaS043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      I knew Batista when he was a Wrestler, when he betrayed Rey Mysterio and became the BIGGEST douche I hated the man so much. Now given this was when I was to young to realize Wrestling is scripted but still.

  • @laurencenarte3224
    @laurencenarte3224 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "Drax, do u have tape?"
    "Does scotch tape work?"
    "Ofcourse, scotch tape would work!"
    "Don't have it"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK..?"

    • @psycholaw4394
      @psycholaw4394 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      "What are you taking about Peter Quill, you did"
      "Stop being a smart ass"
      "My butt is hardly smart, unless you are telling me this where your species brain is located"

    • @hasbulla2012
      @hasbulla2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The beauty of this is that we don’t even hear Drax, but everyone can imagine the exact way he would deliver the line😂😂

  • @erikagrace9278
    @erikagrace9278 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “I thought Yondu was your father”
    “What? We’ve been together this whole time and you thought yondu was my actual blood relative??”
    “You look exactly alike!”
    “Ones blue!!”
    Gets me everytime 😂

  • @xxwales15xx33
    @xxwales15xx33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6265

    "He is completely literal, everything will go over his head"
    *Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are to fast*

    • @DarkLordofTheSith69
      @DarkLordofTheSith69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Skip to film 2 and shrapnel hits mantis in the face ..Mantis Look out

    • @ProGen6
      @ProGen6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@DarkLordofTheSith69 I laughed way to hard at that one

    • @sgcastle8389
      @sgcastle8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's flex

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that part lmao

    • @EXKKK
      @EXKKK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are the odds of *th-cam.com/video/MAvdWm4qosM/w-d-xo.html*

  • @advantage3824
    @advantage3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    "You look exactly alike!"
    "ONE'S BLUE"
    Drax does not see skin color.

    • @underatedmazician20
      @underatedmazician20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      drax is color blind

    • @fahmiramlifunartist
      @fahmiramlifunartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      No,drax think yondu married with quill mother and quill has follow his mother's skin.
      So,LOL

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Drax is unbased

    • @spicyghost6655
      @spicyghost6655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he can see skin color if not then how did he know gamora is green?

    • @twitterboimarsaucykgmailcom
      @twitterboimarsaucykgmailcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@spicyghost6655 Dude he meant Drax isn't racist not that he literally can't see skin color. Jesus, people are stupid now a days

  • @calebhastings2901
    @calebhastings2901 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    7:55 Wow Drax had some good character development here! He learned how to tell a lie! XD

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    In Drax’s defense, he was basically invisible for an hour. He stood there looking at them for an hour before they noticed.

  • @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
    @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8061

    "I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is." Is definitely my favorite line

    • @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      4:59 for the next time I watch this. It's inevitable.

    • @Youonyouon
      @Youonyouon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite moments in gotg:
      0:03 (a great introduction to drax as a person)
      2:10 (they're just ungrateful!)
      2:19 (to be continued...) (at this moment, he knew, he fucked up.) (ah shit, here we go again)
      2:36 (why? WHY. Why is she a green whore? She has done nothing whorish. I doubt she has ever gotten laid on the first place, plus, a quote from gamora: "I will not fall prey to you pelvic sorcery")
      2:43 (...)
      2:51 (imagine if those were the last words you would ever hear)
      3:19 (it's your choice if you decideto remove someone's spine, don'tlisten to them drax!)

    • @Maryannis2prettyyyy
      @Maryannis2prettyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fr it’s so funny for no reason 😭

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And the line that precedes that: "Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries." Thank you, Drax, for sitting on that information until it was not only useless, but unhelpful.

    • @giovannachavez9911
      @giovannachavez9911 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The way he says it so casual after snitching hahahah😂😂😂

  • @TheMikestastny
    @TheMikestastny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4980

    "I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting." Lolol

    • @therealdannyfenton
      @therealdannyfenton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      When she says just tell me how you feel 😂

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Definitely my favorite of the bunch!

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She figures it out by the end; "Kickin names and taking ass!"

    • @trunksx2497
      @trunksx2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealdannyfenton yo

    • @BlissAden
      @BlissAden 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      gerald frost I don’t get that part

  • @saymyname6726
    @saymyname6726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I love how he says "I am not a princess" with conviction 😂

  • @transbender5906
    @transbender5906 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    “I SAVED QUILL”
    “We already established that you blowing up the ship I am on is not saving me”
    “What did we establish that”
    “Like THREE SECONDS AGO”
    “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else”

  • @Rocky_Creatz
    @Rocky_Creatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6072

    “Can I pet your puppy? He’s adorable”
    *”YES”*

    • @matthalaboo6694
      @matthalaboo6694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Drax: That's called a practical joke
      Mantis: I liked it very much
      Drax: I just made it up

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Props to Mantis for rolling with the punches

    • @ABJowsey
      @ABJowsey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      420

    • @chrislangton4662
      @chrislangton4662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/HIcSWuKMwOw/w-d-xo.html

    • @adolfemmanuelesparas3922
      @adolfemmanuelesparas3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I remember when someone asked Uncle Roger if pork is halal.. after a brief pause.. he said "Yes!"

  • @emiliolopez5849
    @emiliolopez5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    You forgot the part where he says "why is Gamora" that's my favorite Drax moment

    • @yasasvinitiwari6799
      @yasasvinitiwari6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER -
      WHY IS GAMORA?😭

    • @scarecrowsoothsayer6719
      @scarecrowsoothsayer6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      P H I L I S O P H Y...
      that I have actually thought about and gotten an answer to.

    • @VeggieBoi-rt6qm
      @VeggieBoi-rt6qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Did you know that line was entirely unscripted he was actually supposed to say something totally different but it wasn't super important and he forgot so he just said whatever came to mind

    • @emiliolopez5849
      @emiliolopez5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@VeggieBoi-rt6qm I didn’t know that haha that makes it even better

    • @llody7777
      @llody7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'll do you one better:
      When is Gamora?

  • @markdaoust9537
    @markdaoust9537 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "It's not ripe" is actually one of my favourite lines of his. So subtle and quick, but it made me laugh.

  • @Scaargarcia9995
    @Scaargarcia9995 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    8:11, Even when he’s off screen he’s still funny 😆

    • @pleaseceasethistomfoolery
      @pleaseceasethistomfoolery 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Off-screen? He's right there.

    • @Scaargarcia9995
      @Scaargarcia9995 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@pleaseceasethistomfooleryOh sorry! He must have stayed so incredibly still in the shot that he became invisible.

  • @bigstanky2037
    @bigstanky2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4827

    Drax: what are they called?
    Quill: annulax batteries
    Drax: *HARBULARY BATTERIES*
    ded

    • @AFdx2
      @AFdx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      "thats nothing like what i just said" LMAO

    • @SanskaarRaghuvanshi
      @SanskaarRaghuvanshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Tanjirou: It's Kamado Tanjirou!
      Inouske: Alright Kamaboko Gonpachiro

    • @bigstanky2037
      @bigstanky2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SanskaarRaghuvanshi huh?

    • @SanskaarRaghuvanshi
      @SanskaarRaghuvanshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@bigstanky2037 It's a Demon Slayer joke

    • @KidKaido
      @KidKaido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1k like just for you bro

  • @cordelltaylorbkny
    @cordelltaylorbkny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3601

    “Anulax batteries.”
    “Harbulary batteries...”
    “That’s nothing like what I just said.”

    • @noahtyre2535
      @noahtyre2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I laugh every time

    • @cordelltaylorbkny
      @cordelltaylorbkny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@noahtyre2535 lowkey funniest moment for me 😂

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wrong it’s
      “Anulax batteries”
      “H A R B U L A R Y B A T T E R I E S”

    • @yoshee2532
      @yoshee2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      4:33

    • @daemon_08
      @daemon_08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's like funniest of them. I laugh every time

  • @irick3000
    @irick3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Fun fact, drax has been in every single marvel movie... ever. He is very difficult to see, because he is standing incredibly still

    • @Scheboygan8767
      @Scheboygan8767 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact you stole this comment

    • @irick3000
      @irick3000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @jackruiz8647 i like fun facts 👍 now we are both more rich with knowledge

  • @LordChrome375
    @LordChrome375 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    5:27. I love how Rocket is more dumbfounded by this than Peter.

  • @victormeyers1860
    @victormeyers1860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4393

    “Mantis! Look out!” is easily the funniest part of this movie

    • @tampa2360
      @tampa2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      That and “out of the way, dumber, smaller groot!” are my favorites 😂

    • @kenb7264
      @kenb7264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao Hell Yeah

    • @ninjareaper3577
      @ninjareaper3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      don't forget 2:35

    • @17sylargino
      @17sylargino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Piccolo dodge

    • @kansergaming3106
      @kansergaming3106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Basically my team when warning me of ganks in ranked games.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7419

    Me: His sense of humor is never to be found.
    Drax: Impossible. I never misplace anything.

    • @danielmediavilla03
      @danielmediavilla03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I see, a great man of culture like you is omnipresent in every part of youtube.

    • @natgarret
      @natgarret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice seeing you here

    • @elmerninis
      @elmerninis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okward comments below

    • @PajamaManor
      @PajamaManor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't have a mustache.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dnsjjssis

  • @DeanteKkOT
    @DeanteKkOT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Drax is not dumb. He’s just extremely literal for some reason

  • @anonym58063
    @anonym58063 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    You left out his arguably greatest quote: "Humility? I like it. I too am extraordinarily humble."

  • @K1NG0FW0LV35
    @K1NG0FW0LV35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    its not that drax doesnt have social skills... its that his social skills are too advanced for mere mortals to understand...

    • @srgetem
      @srgetem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drax is mortal

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@srgetem are you sure about that?

    • @salsaspartan7
      @salsaspartan7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My goals are beyond your understanding!

    • @Phil_SG
      @Phil_SG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re definitely talking like Zamasu

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @mensrea1251
    @mensrea1251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3397

    “Kick names, take ass”
    “Yeah, that’s right”
    Never gets old 😂

    • @random.3665
      @random.3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know its a dumb question, but i really wonder what the "Take names" part of the - untangled- statement is supposed to mean....

    • @Johnny-yx2qx
      @Johnny-yx2qx ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@random.3665 it means that they messed up the phrase like when people say the turned tables instead of tables have turned

    • @freemanoxenholmes2241
      @freemanoxenholmes2241 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed because of how His response Reminded me of David puddy from Seinfeld

    • @JJMain
      @JJMain ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@random.3665 I think I get what question you're asking. To take names is to make a list of names of enemies to punish in the future. So basically to kick ass and take names is just saying they won't stop there, more ass kicking awaits.

    • @random.3665
      @random.3665 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JJMain Thanks, yes that was the question i was asking^^.

  • @mhm1291
    @mhm1291 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love how hilarious drax is effortlessly. Void of any expression , still so funny. I just lose it everytime he goes “ahahaha”

    • @toastyeditz
      @toastyeditz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4:00 literally gives me the best belly laughs, because of how perfectly Bautista can weave in his own 😂

  • @POOPGOD999
    @POOPGOD999 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Batista does not get enough credit for how damn funny he is as drax and just his portrayal of drax in general. Dont know anyone else who can pull it off so well

  • @excutsdaily7335
    @excutsdaily7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3966

    The best thing that ever happened to Drax was Dave Bautista. I can't picture anyone pulling off the character better than him

    • @kaushaljoshi7472
      @kaushaljoshi7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I mean lot of actors could have pulled it off because most didn't know the character before. But yeah he obviously made it his own now.

    • @andrejspetersons8500
      @andrejspetersons8500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Marvel studios has done an amazing job on casting. EVERY character is played by the most appropriate actor/actress. Especially Thor and Tony Stark.

    • @GlobenTrote
      @GlobenTrote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@andrejspetersons8500 The MCU is a comedy show. 80% of the cast is basically playing extensions of their real-life personas.

    • @InspireMe819
      @InspireMe819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@andrejspetersons8500 i thought Fox did a good job with XMen. professor x, wolverine, and deadpool.

    • @rudkomontana2618
      @rudkomontana2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GlobenTrote dont call the MCU a comedy show. I dindtn like ragnarok either but a little more respect boy

  • @Artemis-eu5ql
    @Artemis-eu5ql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Wishing Thanos didn’t take out Drax’s species

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Was it THanos or Ronan who did it directly? 'cause if it was Thanos, then about half of them should be still alive.

    • @GuilhermeSales09
      @GuilhermeSales09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@briang.2218 I think it was Ronan

    • @1LuvMLPFiM
      @1LuvMLPFiM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Imagine if his entire species act just like him naturally lol. An entire race of comedians.

    • @fayeprime9631
      @fayeprime9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@1LuvMLPFiM that would be awesome

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Just imagine a party on their planet. Everybody standing perfectly still as the music blasts away.

  • @RPIXELN
    @RPIXELN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love Drax maniacal laugh when facing a nice death

    • @indi_kpop_4eva
      @indi_kpop_4eva ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah lol i laugh every time I hear it

    • @azarielmartinez9770
      @azarielmartinez9770 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s always the “YES” at the end of every “AH-HAHAHAHAHA” that gets me 🤣🤣

    • @JobelMT
      @JobelMT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man’s having fun XD

  • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
    @kinda_cold_in_the_closet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I don't care what you say, Mantis and Drax are the most chaotic duo that share a single braincell at all times and I love them

  • @officialjbc
    @officialjbc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    7:11 Drax: I'm sorry but i like a woman with some meat on her bones i tried to let you down easily by telling you i found you disgusting. Mantis: What no i don't even like you like that i don't even like the type of thing that you are. Drax: Hey there's no need to get personal.

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Well she did just insult his whole species

    • @johnnyson7474
      @johnnyson7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      lmao i love his character

    • @ImanNewman
      @ImanNewman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your profile pic kinda looks like drax irl

    • @mr.doctorcaptain1124
      @mr.doctorcaptain1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@sonnyfox8407 yeah that's why it's funny. He was insulting her personally by insulting her looks as an individual. Then she tells him she is not attracted to members of his species and he takes it as a personal insult, even though it wasnt.
      It's not like a white person saying they find Indians unattractive, it's like a human saying they find horses unattractive. It's not even remotely personal lol.

    • @katsirety4969
      @katsirety4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah i watched the video too

  • @KirkMoss
    @KirkMoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    “Why would they do that?”
    “Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries.”
    “Dude?!!”
    “...Right. He didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us, what a mystery this is.”
    That deadpan delivery, fully believing he successfully covered the moment.. 😂

    • @Shyhispanicmale
      @Shyhispanicmale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think that's my favorite line(s) out of all of them

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      What's funny is he sounds intelligent while trying to make the dumbest excuse.

    • @jonnybrello4360
      @jonnybrello4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He found the perfect role after leaving wrestling for acting.
      They can even cover his tattoos.

    • @RoboVenturer
      @RoboVenturer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I just read this as the scene came up

    • @tdjkhazard4522
      @tdjkhazard4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The “what a mystery this is” always kills me 😂

  • @misterm2590
    @misterm2590 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    At least when he tells you a compliment you know he's telling the truth.

  • @adada376
    @adada376 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    How can someone look so scary and be so cute at the same time
    Drax: yes

  • @dembrowi_n_c.5111
    @dembrowi_n_c.5111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    This is no lack of social skills, this is an extreme abundance of humble confidence.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah
      Drax: IAM NOT A PRINCESS!!

  • @stepanserdyuk4589
    @stepanserdyuk4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    "I tried to let you down easily by telling you that I find you disgusting..."
    Gotta use that

  • @enderfire7214
    @enderfire7214 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Drax is definitely one of the most literal person I have ever seen on a movie.

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "His people are completely literal, metaphors would go over his head."
    "Nothing would go over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

  • @rosyreverie
    @rosyreverie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else” is a underrated hilarious Drax moment

    • @scarecrowsoothsayer6719
      @scarecrowsoothsayer6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I always use that line in class. Works every time!

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As someone with ADHD, that line is such a mood

    • @jjack3186
      @jjack3186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mood af

  • @RollyAces
    @RollyAces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1626

    7:44
    Drax: Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot!
    Baby Groot: Attempts to kill Drax

    • @aneetashahi5787
      @aneetashahi5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was so amazing!!

    • @richardrisvian938
      @richardrisvian938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always repeat that scene because it's so hilarious

    • @7daysaweekeobseo975
      @7daysaweekeobseo975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was adorable lol

    • @roobz4173
      @roobz4173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:45 as a replay button, so I don’t have to wait the second for it to happen

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I loved Rocket's expression after Drax was like they look exactly the same 🤣 Rocket is like wtf is wrong with everyone...

  • @CLSGL
    @CLSGL ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:15 - My all time favorite Drax scene. “It’s not ripe.”

  • @williampitts7646
    @williampitts7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    If those aren't social skills, then I don't know what social skills are.

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I live with autism and I find this relatable!

    • @redd-qh4xn
      @redd-qh4xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChristianFrates1997 he is a alien.

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@redd-qh4xn so? Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they can't relate with them. These movies do a very good job of MAKING these aliens relatable. Like sure, we all don't have a giant planet as a dad, but some can relate to have a father who you thought the world of turn out to be a giant asshole.

    • @danceman6188
      @danceman6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potatomer true man but you arent I thought like that for years but now I now I can be normal and am kinda normal sometimes

  • @newlgh
    @newlgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4189

    8:21 "Mantis! Look out!" Just slays me everytime.

    • @cursedbusta3774
      @cursedbusta3774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      He was lagging so it was too late lol

    • @dmitrix7986
      @dmitrix7986 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Because he's reflexes is to fast he can't catch it

    • @marcusramolefo551
      @marcusramolefo551 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@dmitrix7986 Her reflexes are so fast, it didn't go over her head

    • @uriahakabrowndog3406
      @uriahakabrowndog3406 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@marcusramolefo551 Drax has the gift of precognition.

    • @homicidalsound9599
      @homicidalsound9599 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1000 ping

  • @terribleivy
    @terribleivy ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Dave absolutely killed it as Drax!!!!

  • @mr.wilkie2323
    @mr.wilkie2323 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Mantis: “Kick names, Take ass”
    Drax with the most confidence out of everyone: “yeah that’s right”

  • @icephoenix2099
    @icephoenix2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    1:11 Drax: Nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I will catch it
    8:21 Drax: Mantis!! Look out!!!

    • @michaelcarrasquillo4781
      @michaelcarrasquillo4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I almost felt like he let it hit her on purpose then acted like he was trying to warn her 😂

    • @oswaldlancaster6855
      @oswaldlancaster6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Technically not over _his head_

    • @kushiro_amlyn2485
      @kushiro_amlyn2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tf LMAOOO

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kushiro_amlyn2485 Say good night Gracy...Good night, Gracy! Batista is no fool

    • @Rocky_Creatz
      @Rocky_Creatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spidersenses on the next level

  • @saubriz
    @saubriz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    “You’re an imbecile”
    “Nothing goes over my head”
    “I am not a princess!”
    lol, classic....

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wow, the bot replies…… youtube should honestly be embarrassed by this.

    • @margogoralski6294
      @margogoralski6294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Agreed.

  • @szethSW
    @szethSW ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Best thing about Drax, is that he tells it the way it is. Never change buddy. 👍

  • @grassbackyard3825
    @grassbackyard3825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    When he said “one might assume she was dead” about his dead wife… I couldn’t help but cry on what a women Drax lost, and how blessed and beautiful his wife was. I was engorged as well. Luckiest man in the universe.

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4505

    "You look exactly alike"
    "One's blue!"
    Drax is the literal definition of someone who isn't racist, no skin colour seen at all
    And I'm convinced Dave Bautista just blurted out hilarious lines a lot of the time and the directors just kept them in

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I’m like 90% sure that line was improvised

    • @HillLuvJump999
      @HillLuvJump999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I really hope that you saying that not seeing skin color is not a racist is just you quoting a meme 😑

    • @LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction
      @LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HillLuvJump999 so color blind people are racist? lmao

    • @jasonoreilly2795
      @jasonoreilly2795 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@HillLuvJump999 oh no! Shock horror! What if?! Then what?

    • @SlyRoapa
      @SlyRoapa ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It seems his vision is based on movement (why he thinks staying still makes him invisible), which would make him literally colour blind.

  • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
    @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Mantis: *Gets hit by a flying peice of shrapnel*
    Drax: "MANTIS! LOOK OUT!!!"

    • @raspao4
      @raspao4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On one of the trailers quill says oh wow.. when she gets hit and he says: I try guys.
      which for me was more funny than what they ended up going with

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kang Afa No

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hanifafrizal8730 I said no

    • @skla8580
      @skla8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s my favourite moment ngl

    • @Diepvries11
      @Diepvries11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proving his reflexes aren't that great.

  • @water5210
    @water5210 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Drax: *You are horrifying to look at*
    Also Drax: There's no need to get personal

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'll never get over Drax's smile when Groot was slamming those guys against the walls. 🤣

  • @ricksanchez8177
    @ricksanchez8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    5:21
    Peter: “We’ve been together all this time and u thought Yandu was my actual blood relative”
    Drax: “You look exactly alike”
    Rocket: “Ones blue!”

    • @johnblacksad1627
      @johnblacksad1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      If you think about it, he probably meant personality wise. Peter and Wondu are alike in many many ways, he was right, and that makes this scene a ton more cute :)

    • @ItheauthorityI
      @ItheauthorityI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I love how disgusted Rocket looks during this conversation LMAO

    • @prowthegamer
      @prowthegamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ItheauthorityI
      Fr lmfao

    • @randomizer7s20
      @randomizer7s20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      okay everyone is repeating the line like: "One's Blue!"
      but I swear I always heard it said: "Yan's Blue!"
      Yan = Yandu

    • @tnb4509
      @tnb4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnblacksad1627 He said "You LOOK exactly alike". Last time I checked 'look' means Drax was talking about looks.

  • @kratosgow09
    @kratosgow09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    Mantis: Am I ugly?
    Drax: You're horrifying to look at, yes.
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @stuhff8169
      @stuhff8169 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He's that brutally honest friend

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      But that's a good thing, because if someone likes you, you know that they like you, not your looks. Attractive people never know who to trust.

    • @cybremystica93
      @cybremystica93 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He might’ve been honest, and tried to redeem himself by saying they’ll love you for who you are.
      Even if he wasn’t trying to be rude….he’s blind as hell, she’s beautiful outside and inside ❤

    • @juliashenandoah3965
      @juliashenandoah3965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drax is the best! (Especially in the Guardians of the Galaxy game)

    • @necrosis6037
      @necrosis6037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dmgroberts5471that’s cool til you start cutting yourself and starving yourself

  • @AlexSmith-mg6we
    @AlexSmith-mg6we ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The part where mantis gets hit by debree and Drax says look out after she gets hit is comedy gold 🤣

  • @JowieBlaze
    @JowieBlaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He's just wise, like an old woman

  • @SgtMiller
    @SgtMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6369

    Lets be honest, Mantis saying:
    "Kick names, take ass."
    Is probably next to the best thing about this video.

    • @Heller103085
      @Heller103085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      And the way drax is so satisfied with that answer is great

    • @fantasyman2721
      @fantasyman2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      *"Yeah, that's right"*

    • @yoshimina4551
      @yoshimina4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Another reason why mantis is fucking adorable

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      tony- we are alll gonna die-- peter- my dreams of how advanced aliens must be is shattered

    • @PipMane
      @PipMane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's corny

  • @nissienkkuchovwa9535
    @nissienkkuchovwa9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Peter: ''...you're like an old woman.''
    Drax: '' Because I'm wise?"
    🤣🤣

  • @ruly8153
    @ruly8153 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how Drax is literally thick. He’s undeniably stupid. And they don’t shy away from it.

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I understand turning him into the comic relief made sense because audiences found him pretty funny in the first movie, but Drax works better when the comedy comes from him taking the situations extremelly serious, not because he is some sort of clown.

    • @jasapotato8362
      @jasapotato8362 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This

    • @mediakira6621
      @mediakira6621 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed. Not the “HAHAHAHA! THAT IS FUNNY! “ moron everyone seems to enjoy

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I mean it was said his species are extremely literal, every character in the guardians of the galaxy is growing as a person. It only makes sense he gains more of a humorous side to his literal murderous side.

    • @BitrateBilly
      @BitrateBilly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Thing is, I feel like he IS taking it seriously, just that the combination of opening up to his new family + his species taking everything literally results in more hilarious moments with him.

  • @iamnel3141
    @iamnel3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Drax: *bullies Gamora
    Nebula: *bullies Gamora
    Drax: *Blast Nebula
    *NOBODY TALKS TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT*

  • @errorissinsan
    @errorissinsan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    I just- ı realize drax and my father share the same sense of humor.

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      “Yes you may pet the dog”

    • @johndetheshape3095
      @johndetheshape3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think thats what most peoples fathers are like 😂

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@monkeybandit222 snap bite growl "It's not my dog."

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geraldfrost4710 lol

    • @henrywalke9129
      @henrywalke9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have an excellent father

  • @davidwalker5990
    @davidwalker5990 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every Drax interaction with Mantis is adorable.

  • @ethanlong4670
    @ethanlong4670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I grew up as an only child with a single mom and not much friends growing up, so I relate to Drax alot.

  • @alinkinthecomments2639
    @alinkinthecomments2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    Drax is legit the best part of the MCU

    • @Hammern28
      @Hammern28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hands down the most hilarious and awesome character in the entire MCU!

    • @chansky4271
      @chansky4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Put Luis in there

    • @nykv9101
      @nykv9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Korg is close

    • @sadiquebakar9070
      @sadiquebakar9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rocket

    • @Decrepit_biker
      @Decrepit_biker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Korg is a close 2nd...

  • @watch-box
    @watch-box 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Drax and Mantis are so good together - a great comic relief in an action movie that isnt overdone.

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla ปีที่แล้ว

      At what price? Drax in the comics was a construct whose sole purpose is to destroy Thanos. Mantis... is just there. Making them alien is a good idea; but making them jokes is not, especially with the brand synergy.

    • @megatronchan1282
      @megatronchan1282 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They both share a single brain cell

    • @jonahulichny9874
      @jonahulichny9874 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DarsiPadilla who cares about the comics, like seriously? I don’t mean that in a “comics are for nerds” kind of way, but they have no bearing on marvel movies.

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonahulichny9874 because the comics are the source material.🙄

    • @jonahulichny9874
      @jonahulichny9874 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DarsiPadilla yeah I know that, but given how things like thanos's motivation or other key details arent exact adptations, Im not sure that means much, least not enough to warrant getting angry over drax and mantis.

  • @AlexIsModded
    @AlexIsModded 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Drax and Mantis have the most perfect friendship.

  • @prosaax2764
    @prosaax2764 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    left out the best one " WHY is Gamora"

  • @TheGililgi
    @TheGililgi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    *Has a Tony Stark level Plasma cannon inches from his face*
    “Do it Quill, I can take it”
    XD Lmfaoooo

    • @michaelschrieber6461
      @michaelschrieber6461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      “NO HE CANT TAKE IT!”

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      She's right u cant

    • @ikecampbell2221
      @ikecampbell2221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Where’s Gamora?
      I’ll do you one better, Who’s Gamora?
      I’ll do *YOU* one better, WHY IS GAMORA?

    • @jacobberquezz
      @jacobberquezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ikecampbell2221 I don’t know why that scene wasn’t in this video.. it was hilarious

    • @vivenzeo
      @vivenzeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maybe that's the proton cannon that we never had the chance to see being used.

  • @onyxsolo1
    @onyxsolo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    5:36 Drax: "What are you doing?"
    Mantis: "Smiling. I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you."
    Drax: "Not if you do it like that."
    Savage

  • @crackasmackin1899
    @crackasmackin1899 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:20 rockets reaction is hilarious and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @ericotani6611
    @ericotani6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Part of the reason I enjoyed the second movie more were just because of the interactions between Mantis and Drax. 😂

  • @brainloading5543
    @brainloading5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    Fun fact : Dave Bautista is the highest paid actor in Hollywood history. He's been featured in all of the more than 25 movies marvel has produced, in every single scene, the only thing is that we couldn't see him.

    • @buckoboii
      @buckoboii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Bruh you had me for sec🤣

    • @shyloart
      @shyloart ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You had me in the first half ngl 🤣

    • @SM-qn7sr
      @SM-qn7sr ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or do you mean his WWE co-star John “You Can’t See Me” Cena 😌

    • @Crimson.Creates
      @Crimson.Creates ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost had me for a second.

  • @officialmattmedia
    @officialmattmedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Dave Bautista himself admitted on many of his interviews that he is a socially awkward person.

    • @yashvintackoory2893
      @yashvintackoory2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Maybe he was not acting at all but just pretend. Because there seems to be a genuine part of dave in drax, something that cannot be replaced or mimmicked.

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Makes sense. Whenever he cut promos in WWE he wore sunglasses, not just cause it looked cool and fell in line with his character, but because he had a long standing fear of public speaking and the terror would show in his eyes, which the sunnies would cover.

    • @Spido68_the_spectator
      @Spido68_the_spectator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of Zuko in ATLA

    • @ball3677
      @ball3677 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoshCreepa im honestly amazed he was able to cut promos as good as he did with that fear. He was no Rock or Austin but he had a charismatic/badass aurora when on the mic

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ball3677 sure did

  • @ccp0
    @ccp0 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Do not ever call me a thesaurus” why am i laughing so hard

  • @nickng645
    @nickng645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Clean is on his own page 😂