Vik: If vikk has 7 apples and simon take 2 , how many apples does vikk have left Simon: 5 left *egged* JJ: Oh wait its was right "OH WAIT THAT WAS RIGHT"-KSI 2015
Im calling you out - 1 million times = roughly 6,000,000 minutes = 100,000 hours = 4167 days = 11.42 years. Since it was uploaded a year ago, you're lying!
Question:"If vikk has 7 apples and you take 2, how many does he have left?" Simon : 5! *Jj smashes egg* Vikk: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?! Jj: oh wait 7-2 does equal 5 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Winning the Ballon Do'r means you played the best in the last year. That doesn't make you the best play overall. And besides, it's opinionated. People vote, people have their own opinion.
Winning the ballon d'or makes you the best player until another one wins it, thats why they gave him the award, i think that this season messi has played better than ronaldo but ronaldo is the best until the new award is given (unless ronaldo win it again, in that case ronaldo would still be the best in the world)
JJ is actually jokes in this, sick vid :)
Haha
***** Actually yokes
***** lol
***** he always is
***** He's really eggcilent isn't he.
Cracking video Simon!
He got egged 14 times for no reason 😂
Nihan Chowdhury. 😂 Entertaining tho....
Nihan Chowdhury 9 for no reason u idiot
@@jamesday7196 nah 10
@@jamesday7196 I got 9
James Day 719 it’s actually 7514
The amount of of times I’ve watched this video never gets old
Introvert v.hi
L
Ljncxzffggg hii
Same
N4ZMUL ikr
Same
N4ZMUL same
"What's brown and sticky?"
"You."
They both pause to look at each other, look back, and JJ nails him in the head.
Best part.
Damian Smith he should’ve given his egg to vik lol
But he was covered in egg making him skinny, and vik is brown
I wouldn’t be surprised that in a month he’d get cancelled for that
Time-stamp pls
@@ishaansinha3976 2:29
5:03 where Logan got the inspiration for his maths jokes
Ian Adie I was about to comment that
Actually it was their countdown vid, where he says I forgot how to subtract
APVPUGFAN 🤦🏻♂️
APVPUGFAN you’ve gotta ruin the joke
APVPUGFAN 🤦♂️
1:54 it’s been confirmed
xxNarbe Streams LOL
Ksimon lol
Anybody know the Song @ 3:10
He was guessing!
Now we know his gay😂😂
JJ is so much funnier in the other side men's videos than his own
Connor Fletcher depends on what video JJ makes
***** dit is de eerste keer dat ik het met een ajaxcied eens bent congratz
Also with his brother he acts like he doesnt want to be there
99 chem eh..
logan James
its true he was just unfair and not even that funny
"Can we date?"
"Wot?"
That's me.
Ryex ?
That's not you
Yes
cap
Not with that profile picture bitchass
JJ got A+ in math you can just tell
Ahilesh Amutharaj
Lol
Say marshallah
I agree with you.
*maths 🤓🤓🤓
JJ has way too much power in this video
Pussy was behind the camera !!
Jj doesn't have power has jj
+Golden Ninja 787 I hate you
Nobody Wanted this n
Lauren Doherty jj is right Messi is so much better
"FIFA did so much for you" -JJ
Look at jj now he hates it
Juan Chavez exactly
Juan Chavez true
He’s just looking for an excuse ti egg him XD
😂😂😭
5:04
JJ: Awh my maths.
2019:
Logan: What’s 6 x 5.
30
* 6 x 7
56
69
One of the most funniest video's ever! Hands Down!!
Ever? You must be new to you tube
Try saying it with your hands up
I dont think its funny! The guy from Afrika could have eaten the eggs!
Zwe's Intros jj not come from africa he come from england
L
This was eggcellent :D
***** Nice yolk :)
Vik wat time h2m upload the specific time
ELMET BOI
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
Great banter!
R.I.P all the chickens who were murdered in this video
"eVEN GRANNY?!??!"
@Grizzly _ *egg smack*
2:28
Vik: What's Brown and Sticky?
Simon: You (Vik)
I was laughing so much at it
Loooool
It’s the look between jj and vik😂
Pretty sure I saw the vid, don't need to remind us 😂😂
It’s a stick
haha! Favourite bits..Crack..what was that for?..I don't know? haha "When was the last time you had a KFC?...Crack! haha good vid man
Hi F2
Domination Ninja rfddsdffddffdcfdc
***** How goes it gentlemen??
Lol
Lol I think it's because the stereotype that black people like kfc so he picked kfc
Vick: " favourite type of porn"
Simon: " all of them"
*JJ pulls face*
JJ: " Even granny?"
Best part 😂😂😂😂😂
+sunstalker101 Vik *
+Mc Dragon Vik*
Okay okay jeez
+sunstalker101 "ESPECIALLY GRANNY!!!!"
yeah me too
Vik: If vikk has 7 apples and simon take 2 , how many apples does vikk have left
Simon: 5 left
*egged*
JJ: Oh wait its was right
"OH WAIT THAT WAS RIGHT"-KSI 2015
I think we all heard that part
He doesn't know cause he's black, hhhaaaahHhaaaaahhhhaaaaa
And you quoted that why? -_-
9?
+Zx ViizioN 5
3:15 must admit jj is adorable here 😂
Agreed
JJ:SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR RESEVE YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!
VIKK:WHAT R WE PUNISHING HIM FOR?
JJ:I HAVE NO IDEA
LOL
Queen Panda Lover Recieve*
Well done in 1yr u gained 30 likes :)
@@minigadge your a year late
We r punishing him for cracking my eggs
@@danren1430 you are 4 months late
Children in Africa want you to upload IRL videos more frequently
I agree with them
Ian Woll I'm sure they're happy about that
How many comment sections have I've seen you in? Srly
Why are you everywhere?
You are like slenderman without the creepiness- u r everywhere
Children in Africa could've eaten those questions
Eggs
*eggs
daniel riou And those people
Africa in children could've question those eaten
Yeah meeeee
Why wasn't there a winner for ksi vs Logan Paul?
2:10
Song @ 3:10
@@pedropreciado1184 darude sandstorm
Shorba you sure
21x Elite Lol
OhItsElite darude sandstorm
2:31
Lmao the way they look at each other then the camera 😂
Vick: On a scale of one to ten how gay are you?
Simone: 10 I mean
JJ: *splats egg on simone*
Simone lol
Lol man said simone
Simone???????
Simon*
@@akheralam1 mums😂😭🤦🏽♂️
"Even Granny?!" 😂😂 that killed me
You fucking what
Smooth Bagels How did u write this comment when that killed u?!?!?DORITOS CONFIRMED
Grumpy Old Lady NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"Especially granny." -Simon
dont reply to me saying i cant spell i was joking
5 years later and this never fails to cheer me up :)
jj looks like a black super saiyan
iKiller iRudayni or like a black super sonic
KAMYAMYAAAAA
iKiller iRudayni
iKiller iRudayni hell yes
Why JJ have yellow hair
JJ's hairs the same colour as Simons t-shirt lol
I thought they egged him before the video then I realized its just his shite haircut
Illuminati
His hair is blonde not black you idiot
Pretty sure he means the yellow words in the middle of the shirt.
Racist
Can't believe u chose biggie over me!
Biggie is better: flow lyrics delivery the only thing pac has is acting. He did ballet en never was a.THUG
Atabey Demirel um no
I like Biggie better put Pac was good too
Hallan Maxwel my profile picture is better ^^
2:10 that "idk" lmao
The looks on the faces of Vikk and JJ when he aswered the question: “what’s brown and sticky?”😂😂😂😂
EVEN GRANNY
KingSavage7 especially granny
Thought He Said Tranny?
7 mil views. ive watched it 1 mil times
same
Im calling you out - 1 million times = roughly 6,000,000 minutes = 100,000 hours = 4167 days = 11.42 years. Since it was uploaded a year ago, you're lying!
+Morgan Shanks smartass XD
Morgan Shanks i was watching it on 12 different deviceces simultaneously since it was uploaded
Even Smart ;)
Simon:"what was that for?"
Jj:"i dont know😂😂😂"
2:03
"5"
Smashes egg off head
"Oh wait! He's right!"
That moment when you realise JJ didn't pass school
xD
.
And yet he owns a lambo
Putrox how its straight outa the video XD
Gary Mcmillan
he owns a labo from youtube not from being smart...
WBAmatt [TGS] WHAT? a youtuber? making money from youtube? you must be some sort of genius
Looks like some of the egg went into JJ's hair
Ha ha ha no.
👱🏿
shaan imtiaz haha great yoak buddy
JJ is the funniest sideman, hands down.
Said no one... Ever.
Jamie Granger
Jamie Granger He said it.
Jamie Granger
Jamie Granger
4:50 JJ: “Bro I forgot how to minus fam.”
Jjs hair looks exactly like the yolk
Imagine if he just pulls eggs out of his hair
bruh, jj" cause he's black isnt it" im dying lol
vikk is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small lmao
Calixo im way smaller than him😶😶
Calixo I'm a dwarf and I'm 21 I'm 4,5ft
Calixo ikr
Calixo - Roblox Adventures somilaaa
For the whole video vikstar was just saying "you've made a mistake"
Still funny
I wish the old JJ back .
Is it weird that I think Ksi looks good with blonde hair
Lauren Palmer should've gone to Specsavers girl
Jess Smith it's my opinion dont judge
Lauren Palmer you're alone there tho
👱🏿
***** what are you talking about
Ksi knows whats up messi over ronaldo any day
Foreal messi is back
***** same
Ronaldo 3 games 9 goals and Messi 6 games 3 goals SOOO................
Cristian Guerra So are we gonna count just the 3 last games ? that's how we get to know who's better ?
Goals don't determine who is the best it is about who is the best player all-around.
Ahhh coming back in 2020 and seeing jj’s hair😭
JJ fucked up his math
😂😂😂
*maths
+Romana Stephenson you can say math or maths, it doesn't really matter
Ohhhh dear... :
Maths
EVEN GRANNY?!?
"Especially granny"😂😂😂😂😂
+Alan Alex what the hell!
+Ben Smithson thats what simon said
especially granny
Simon says that all porn expect for Granny but Does Simon watches Gay porn 😂
Vikk: goal or assist?
Simon: goal
Vikk: Shoe size?
Simon: 11
Vikk: can we date?
Simon: WHAT?
XD hahaha
+Magnus Sorensen k
Lol 11-1 Fcb
Lol i thought his shoe size was lemon
+Magnus Sorensen Thats great thanks mate
Nice and cool
Who just saw simons yt short and came back to watch it
I fought he said bum as well
c
:D
Fought? Are you actually dumb?
Thought...
You fight simon?
I came back to watch this because of Happy Birthday Vikk!!!
Yep
Same
I hate you
A
Diego Rodriguez said
That blonde guy looks like ksi
Buckleys Banter ikr
Oooo, now it's making sense.
Buckleys Banter Great banter
Loleexer It really is...
Thats because he is he died his hair blonde
Who else is back in 2023 to watch this gem again
Vik: what's brown and sticky?
Simon: you
Jj pulls face as music stops
Vik and jj look at eachother
CRACK
Mc Dragon you even lack spelling skills its 'fuck off' not 'fuckoff' lol
Mc Dragon lol do you even know what asap means? lol doesn't even make sense "piss off asap" haha
+Stocky176 it actually does dumbass
matt geisel hahahaha it's funny watching you guys trying to act smart hahaha
+Stocky176 It does make sense ... " Piss of Asap" " Piss of As Soon As Possible "
What begins with a f and ends with uck
Firetruck
Fire truck
You're dumb
+Nicolas Bernard your mom is dumb
+Ewan Elbooz French duck
Are you in like 4th grade
I fucking died the whole video....
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how all of Simon's most viewed videos are just him being bullied and tortured by the others
no matter how many times I watch this it's always funny af
#stopvikkabuse
+VoidStar MC what do you mean
good
+Robbie Herbie # stopvikabuse
Messi is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better
No he isn't CR7 is better
Liam_ J21 you clearly don't watch football.
Clearly you don't if you think messi is better than ronaldo
Liam_ J21 lol ok mate, the majority of the educated world would disagree with you
LOSTEpisodesForFree he's just saying the truth
2024 anyone???
at 3:18 the moment u realise JJ has no hair anymore..
Niramay Batra
Niramay Chugh I
Barcelona better than Real Madrid
Benjamin Sztainberg ikr, they're haters.
I know that
Lies
and JJ is right messi is way better than ronaldo
Benjamin Sztainberg We won the treble this year, yet some people still say Real Madrid -_-
Hoo-dini
After this World Cup, JJ was proven even more correct. Messi is so much better. 2:23
Vikk: Nandos or JJ
Simon: JJ
*egg splats*
JJ: You know, chicken is pretty good
😅😂🤣😭
Eggs in Africa could've eaten that Simon
What?!!!!
I could've eaten that simon
Jed williams Simon in eggs could've eaten that Africa.
You think this is bad, search up HowToBasic
Anyone in 2018
Ovnite nope 2019
Nah men I'm from 1911
Ovnite bro you made it in 2018
Ovnite I am so late so yes
Ovnite me
2:33 I couldn’t stop laughing at jj
"Even granny" 😂😂😂😂😂
Vikk: whats brown and sticky
simon: You hahahahahhahahahahahahaah
that part killed me xD
Thanks for pointing out the obvious
ActionCookiez :o
You can hear👏👏👏👏👏
harneil bhullar I thought he was gonna say barbecue source
'Fifa did so much for you' - KSIOlajideBT
4:54
KSI: My math teacher
Simon: Me
Vik: My friend
Egg: Expo Marker
Who came back to see the sideman back together
Julian Lev I only come to see this video because it's so fucking funny
Vikk is looking fresh with that beard. JJ looks like a christmas tree. LeL.
***** Just to mention he has a star on his head xD
Vikram has a beard?
Sometimes Simon is so mean to Vik I wonder if he genuinely likes him...
Yea
#stopvikkabuse
Fs uno they only joke don't you.
Lol you can tell that vik is the person who they direct all their jokes towards. But simon lives with vik (I think)
IronMan BatmanMashup Yeah they live in the same house with ksi and zerkaa
this hould be titled"JJ eggs me no matter what i say"
I'm not early but let's make a joke...
Jjs haircut😂😂😂
Jk
BURRRNNNNN
+JoRdAnBoY2o6 he hasnt had it 4 5 years😂
2:11 had me dying 😂😂😂
Question:"If vikk has 7 apples and you take 2, how many does he have left?"
Simon : 5!
*Jj smashes egg*
Vikk: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!
Jj: oh wait 7-2 does equal 5
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My maaaaaaaaaathhhh
need to do a part 2 of this
JJ:Sit Down and recipe your punishment
Vik: What are we punishing him for?
JJ: I donnnnnt knnnooowww
At 4:40 I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂
vik: vikk has 7 apples, you take 2 away how man does he have?
simon: 5.
jj breaks egg on simons head
simon: ok nah im done
lmaaaoooooo :D :D
Tbh you take 2 away you haven't lost any so u still have 7 😂😂
psd sick thx for doing my job
Jj was already going to hit him
Vikk: What’s brown and sticky?
Simon: You! 😂😂😂😂😂
Even if you don't like Barca and Messi, they won the treble this year. You can't argue with that.
Who's Watching In 2017???
Im watching 1895
fucking stupid
Already am
Me 10 times
+DOOONIAL ok
Almost four years and it’s still one of the funniest vids I’ve ever seen
Vikk: on a scale of 1-10 how gay are you
Simon: 10
Is there something you are hiding from us?
iFlameHD has come s
wAiT nO
ksimon
2:45 That's exactly what I was thinking! 😂😂😂😂😂
I agree with jj messi is way better
Bcoz ur alive
Shut up messi is better
+Emma Cooke Ronaldo is better
+Otto Caskey siiiiiii
+Otto Caskey lol
KSI is gold in this video, funniest time!
well his hair certainly was
8 years later I'm still here😂
wtf. eggs in africa could have eaten those children. #Brutal
#Brutal
Wout Haak #Brutal
#brutal
#brutal
#Brutal
*KSI's hair* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!
Fail
MrKhaosGusta he is a super sayian
Some girl DMed him on Twitter saying if she could get 10000 retweets on a tweet he would have to dye his hair blonde and it got like 13000 .
Just stop, go lay down in bed and reevaluate your whole life.
It's noodles. -.-
Ronaldo is officially the best player in the world until somebody else wins the ballon d'or
You know why he got the ballon d'or right? (All the problems with Blatter,...)
Winning the Ballon Do'r means you played the best in the last year. That doesn't make you the best play overall. And besides, it's opinionated. People vote, people have their own opinion.
Winning the ballon d'or makes you the best player until another one wins it, thats why they gave him the award, i think that this season messi has played better than ronaldo but ronaldo is the best until the new award is given (unless ronaldo win it again, in that case ronaldo would still be the best in the world)
Oliver Haines Messi is officially the best player in history until someone wins more than his 4 ballon d'ors
It true but u can dream also some other player with 4 ballon d or is probably gonna get a 5th one
3:08 *When simon said Biggie, JJ should've hit him a million times!*
Klaus Mikaelson faxxxxxxx
@@typicalballer5653 *your name explains it!*
nah biggie was the better rapper