Hoi4: Spain, But The Civil War is Ran by a Child
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"do you want to put people in reeducation camps?"
"YEAH!"
"oh dear god... Um... Ok..."
"Wooo!"
That got me good 😂
Next video:
Germany play through
“I SURE DO LOVE CAMPING”
@@flyingpugs3678 I hope taht does not mean what I think it means.
@@fodetraore6666 this is stauki comments it means what you think it means
I need to clip that and put it in my gallery
Based
Most parents:"my 11 year old can't play a game with guns!"
Stakuyi:"3 year old, do you want to guide a civil war?"
Hey its learning history
@@haotatyanHistory is always better with authoritarianism
spain: goes stalinist
Soviet union: *kills stalin*
Spain: hold on this whole operation was your idea
Let us not forget, Spain, that you rescued me from the bus droids.
She's the cutest totalitarian dictator I've ever seen.
Ye hee queen of the airplanes shall commit genocide against helicopters
Stalin would be proud :') ☭
@@Keanux12if he didn’t get killed
Theirs a manga like that, oh my moua Sama or something. It's about a girl in charge of an island dictatorship after her father died.
"You're a violent revolutionary, aren't you?"
"Yeah!"
Our QUEEN OF THE AIRPLANES HAS RETURED
0:37 she has returned
She has returned
Airplane!
She's not a queen, she is the Commissar of Airplanes.
WE HAVE TO PRAISE HER, OR ELSE, SHE WILL TAKE OUR AIRPLANES
“It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!” - Obi-Wan Kenobi, 2005
Not 2005 a long time in a galaxy far far away
From my perspective, the capitalists are evil!
Joya chose chaos... aparently the right call
Yea it’s weird how things kind of work out
@@stakuyi She also chose a pokemon . Lol
@@stakuyii will play like this when i try out spain when i get the DLC lol
Violence is best, a summary of joya’s rule
As is natural for her
@@stakuyi its always the cutest children that are the most violent. My 3 little cousins are just adorable but they won't stop beating me.
And now the oldest is getting into fencing so im probably gonna be stabbed soon
@@wednesdayapril5435"Kids are cruel, Jack!"
- A certain scissorbladed manchild
"The workers of Spain support Stalin!"
Why?
"Because we like big red stars...!"
“Why do you want to support Stalin?”
“Because I love that!”
I think we all know that she was talking about his mustache
That makes me wonder, what her reaction would be if she rewatches this videos in like 15 years
@@detachedobserverThat hilarious to say the least.
We shall fight and die in the name of Joya.
Many likely will
Deis Valt
"Do you like chaos?" "Ye" "That's my girl" LMAO
me everytime a "ran by a child" video by stakuyi appears : i would like to see the baby
Joya will have hilarious things to watch when she is older
The Condor Legion in Spain: "Hanz, Lugwig, Fritz, Paul! What the fuck are we up against? A 3 year old? Uhh jawohl herr Kommandant, we are up against a 3 year old"
Chaos
"Mein gott..."
I love how she said "Death to the Falangists"
the kids are alright
Based
Based child
That rebellious phase kids go through is shaping up to be a *revolutionary* phase with Joya.
I find it so cute he really asked her, “do you like elite soldiers”
This was surprisingly clean for a historical
Famous last words
As a Spaniard I can confirm we once had an 8 year old in the throne.
And she actually pulled us out of a economic depression
Really?! Tell me more!
@@dev2410 during the time in which she ruled, Spain had an increase in GDP for the first time in a fairly long time. Although it probably had nothing to do with her, but it’s still funny to say
@@CondeDeBarca I see. Very interesting. Thank you for the information!
Which ruler was this? I would like to know her name!
@@dev2410 Her name is queen isabella
@@CondeDeBarca Thank you!
Do not be surprised if Joya grows up to be a high ranking officer in the army.
Field Marshal Joya
You mean air force
I love how when Joya gets asked if she wants to do something she says yes either really happily or like she knew what each focus did.
Little child rules more stable than the actual leader and you’re daughter is now a agent of chaos
Joya can whistle better than me
It was a very sudden change with her too and now she does it all the time
The most feared Revolutionary
My first thought was as I saw the thumbnail "She has returned to start the next War." And that a multi-player game with her probably would be fun^^
I watch now the video
3:09 The queen of airplanes woke up and decided to become the most based hoi4 player of all time. Lmaoo these videos are crazy
quickly followed with "Arm the workers!" lol
@@matnorris8 “I want Stalin” afterwards too lmao
@@matnorris8 "Death to the Phawangists!"
This was not stupid, it had a hidden meaning. Masterfully evading even your expert detection, your daughter became the glorious unifier of the two Iberias! And managed so despite them being on the very opposite ends of Europe.
the fact non historical, a button press can do this.
well done airplane queen on saving (s)pain
"is the only reason you choose Stalin because he has a star"
"Yes"
Why do I have a feeling that her Wikipedia page is going to be
early life
rise to military prominence
List of crimes against humanity
trials in an international court of law
And there'll be a Legacy section in a few hundred years from now as society pulls itself together.
Our great community revolutionary shall fly to victory
Our little dictator is back .
Oh my goodness. TABS pfp. A big surprise, but a welcome one.
she is a violent revolutionary.....LMAO, hilarious
Red shirt. Red jacket. Support Stalinism. Simple as.
I've been looking forward to this video since you mentioned it on the stream a while back. I tried to play a HoI4 game where my 3yo son picked the decisions, too, but every focus tree decision was "DINOSAURS! RAWR!"
3 years old and already a stalinist revolutionary .... i think this implies that you're incredibly good at parenting
She is so cute and a little terror all at the same time. I wonder what his wife was thinking when she saw this or when he told her depending on context.
Joya when playing HOI 4: Peace was never an option
Spain rhymes with pain, but also AIRPLANE! 😄
The kid is the monarch, your the regent, but you didn’t sieze power, do a campaign on that idea
I hope one day i have the strenght to be a father with anywhere near the confidence and fatherhood this man has playing together with his daughter
And in HOI off all thing.
I love when you bring the girls in lol. This is something I literally tried to do when I was married. Never got it off the ground though 🤷♂️🤦♂️
unlinke joiyas air force.
@@thenugget1991 🤣🤣👏👏
☠️
this child will be the best hoi4 player at 10 years old
You could have puppeted the SSSR and then you would be in a faction with them and able to progress your focus tree...
Stakuyi after the first Joya video - "I can use you....."
The chaos gods are filled with joy by her answer.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Our red queen is back
My little pony mod sounds like the perfect one to be run by a 3 year old. Less of a jarring contrast that way. :D
Sniff... We have a new comrade there! Fight on, little girl!
HOI4 adventures with the Queen of the airways.
She says the most violent things in the most adorable way
You should let Joya play Kaiserreich US Civil War. I want to know which side she'll choose
I haven't even gotten two minutes into the video and am already loving this.
Just finished the video and it kept getting better. Chaos supreme!
Is her name Joya? As in jewel in spanish? That's a beautiful name
Remember this, if you have a bunch of 3 year olds making decisions on HOI4, they’ll eventually write the Communist Manifesto. Is that the saying?
_I LOVE STAWIN_
its because he has a star isnt it.
_YEAH!_
Rule, Britannia! but Joya and the sky.
Our lady of the sky is at it again. Get them with planes Joya.
Daughter: I love stalin
proof that I've failed as a father xD
Play as Ireland using the Ireland Expanded mod and create the grand Irish empire
Joia flexing on me by whistling into the mic and I can’t 😂
This was very amusing to watch as an Spaniard 😅😂 Also, your daughter is so cute 🥰
17:34 HOI has agreed that joya is the smartest CHAOS
YES THE 3 YEAR OLD LEADER IS BACKKk!
8:18 average post-communist revolution child in russia circa '38
Sigma female grindset: Disregard history, acquire gold.
We need more of her star loving videos ❤
Joya the cutest kid alive ❤️
Later on Joia (4 years old) plays MLP HOI4 and chooses The Crystal Empire. It's a real treat.
Joya is a true comrade
This is SO wholesome
Stakuyi’s 3 year old daughter: “I want to support Stalin!”
Stakuyi: “And why is that?”
His daughter: “because I love that!”
Stakuyi: *”Oh god”*
The Roman Iberia (Spain) conquering ancient Iberia (the Caucasus) hilarious.
I've watched a lot of Hoi4 but I still don't know how to play this game. ANY TUTORIALS?
Go for the big red star focus tree, trust me Joya cant be wrong on that one.
time traveler moves a chair and the Japanese pearl harbor the wrong continent.
Our glorious leader of the proletariat will guide us to a new future. All hail Joya
when she turns 18, Stakui will pass on the channel to her.... and it will be amazing
With your daughter managing the Spanish civil war those Anarchists will surely be victorious. And now to watch the vid and see if i was close with my prediction.
"Because I love armies!" She is definitely your daughter.
Do you want to be trained in communism?
MHM
Play soviet anthem
Joiya's chaotic nature is perfect.
Still more reliable than any of my politicians
I love that even a three year old knows that the falagists are bad
"Why do you want to support Stalin, Joya?"
"Because I love him!"
*The CIA Would like to know your location*
All hail the sky queen and her legions of airplanes.
The little girl would make marxs proud
Stakuyi is my hero to be honest. I mean, where else on TH-cam can you find someone like him?
>Wholesome family man
>Very smart
>Loves history
>Absolutely hilarious
>Not crass at all
Best on TY. Stay chadly king.
I can't wait for Joya to start making HOI5 videos.
0:37 that evil grin says it all
Joya whistled while Spain burned... And it kind of worked out...
Joya probably thought that you won around the 20 minutes mark on this video
ur kid gonna grow a mustache when shes older
Knowing how much Joya likes big red stars, how about you let her play Czechoslovakia? She cant mess it up, going for the "big red star" focus tree cant mess anything up.
Oh no, turn away before it gets too late. You dont need 1.5k hours in every type of Paradox game.
As a Spanish I am both offended to your initial remark and surprised you know so much
This woman. This woman is beyond my capacity.
Joya is the living proof why regents for child monarchs were a terrible idea, let the kid go wild dammit
5:07 the “yeah” was adorable
She is my favorite violent revolutionary
Thank god that it wasn't Stellaris.. otherwise we'd be watching a 3 year old commit galaxy wide genocides
The world: literally on fire and going to hell
Switzerland: 🗿