Why We Owe Our Lives to Phytoplankton

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  • @SciShow
    @SciShow  4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Thank you to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for partnering with us on this episode of SciShow. Visit www.montereybayaquarium.org or if you are in the area, swing on by to learn more about the beauty and wonder of the ocean.

    • @illusionfaderr5394
      @illusionfaderr5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SciShow
      Hey ... Could y’all please do the difference between Alzheimer’s and Dementia?

    • @tedphillips2501
      @tedphillips2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The waste product of plastic production is spent sulfuric acid. It is dumped in the oceans killing the phytoplankton.

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SciShow muscle hank kick weak ass

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ted Phillips not surprised 😭😡😳

    • @Pinayka18
      @Pinayka18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SciShow 😍 I’m from Monterey!

  • @Master_Therion
    @Master_Therion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    6:48 "They're here to *kelp* and hope to *sea* you soon."
    Ughh, somebody *krill* me.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shore will... soon's school's out :D

    • @key9405
      @key9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Whale*...... if you say so...

    • @gummybears4lunch
      @gummybears4lunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It "shell" be done.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I seem to find your comments on a lot of videos.

    • @danielburke7303
      @danielburke7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t know my eyes could roll that much till hank said that

  • @skiiman534
    @skiiman534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    When you produce 80% of the world's oxygen but people just want to talk about trees

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      #TeamPlankton would like to raise $20M to plant 20 million diatoms.

    • @Bigbuddyandblue
      @Bigbuddyandblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Skiiman because it’s difficult to hug plankton

    • @_Anthony___
      @_Anthony___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@massimookissed1023 you could fill a bowl with 20 million diatoms

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      plants also consume same amount of oxygen as much they produce .

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The oceans cover over 70% of the world, so it would be weird if trees, which have to expend loads of energy on structural support, produced more free oxygen.

  • @levonoganyan6183
    @levonoganyan6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Hank said "THEY hope" as if he was trying to tell us: "this pun was not my idea".

    • @roy4173
      @roy4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I usually love puns, but i could hear him cringing at his own jokes.

    • @laurensomething1899
      @laurensomething1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Levon Oganyan clearly you haven’t listened to Dear Hank and John. Every week Hank opens with a dad joke and he loves every second of it

    • @levonoganyan6183
      @levonoganyan6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laurensomething1899 I know, but this time it was especially painful

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@levonoganyan6183 : It's because of the "Sea" bit. There's no way to do that properly without it being painful.

    • @spiracrepsley4653
      @spiracrepsley4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet he facepalmed straight after

  • @Theallesliker
    @Theallesliker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    New tinder bio: I need you like the world needs phytoplankton

    • @bobbygilbert2706
      @bobbygilbert2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need you like plankton needs the krabby patty formula

    • @galaxya6406
      @galaxya6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just put them in your unused form of water an let them thrive

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The world needs phytoplankton. Phytoplankton needs the world...

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The carbon footprint of the military industrial complex th-cam.com/video/oMozyspFuBM/w-d-xo.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons....

  • @zebobez2715
    @zebobez2715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Plank-ton" probably isn't a lot, because Plank lengths are the smallest units of measurement possible ...

    • @mozismobile
      @mozismobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      but a ton of planks weighs the same as a ton of feathers. So surely a ton of planks is a really, really large number?

    • @billysmith5409
      @billysmith5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zebobez good one!

    • @poonoi1968
      @poonoi1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mozismobile
      Not only must it be a really large number, but inevitably begs the question at exactly what time do a standard inch really weigh in relation to its original energy frequency measured in a vacuum when observed directly from a fixed distance on opposite sides tickling a cat for reference?
      That, my friend, we may never find out for sure. Until then it is best to avoid Plancks all together, or at least wear safety goggles when thinking about them.
      Thank you, I'll let myself out...

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plank ton is the weight of 1000 wooden planks, so about 15.625 (15 stacks +40) stacks of wood.

    • @gelgamath_9903
      @gelgamath_9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.

  • @Sciencerely
    @Sciencerely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Although I'm working in a different field I know a colleague who works on phytoplankton. Intriguingly, they produce secondary metabolites with known antimicrobial properties. These compounds can, for example, reduce the risk in Daphnia of being infected by pathogens. Who knows what kind of medicine we could find if we study phytoplankton closer (would actually love to make a video about that one day!)?

    • @mozismobile
      @mozismobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or by mass manufacturing them produce a whole lot of immune microbes and thus wipe out the phytoplanton that rely on those antimicrobials?

    • @jennymisteqq5399
      @jennymisteqq5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life Lab Learner YOU would like to do a video on this? I wish you would because I would love to watch it. In fact, I tried using your username to see if you had a TH-cam channel or any videos. I came across “Lifelabs”, but I don’t think that’s you.
      Good luck making the video if you ever decide to do it!

  • @MontereyBayAquarium
    @MontereyBayAquarium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Woooo yay phytoplankton!! 🌊🍃🔬💙

  • @attaleacornell3362
    @attaleacornell3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "PlankTON of fun. "
    Oh Hank

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Max Plank is worth looking into too.

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh “one of the many writers of this series”

    • @recouer
      @recouer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering all scale of measure are the minimum measurement possible, a Plank ton of fun would be no fun at all xD

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The Monterey bay aquarium is super cool, I live kinda nearby there

    • @chelsey8737
      @chelsey8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too in Sac. We go every few years. Its amazing

    • @RPGArcher
      @RPGArcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too, we even had yearly passes last year. very cool place

    • @paxwallacejazz
      @paxwallacejazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda live? Meaning your life isn't exactly what you'd call living? Well don't worry because the phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since 1965. If this process continues we are toast.

    • @julian-jh8mp
      @julian-jh8mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paxwallacejazz interesting. Can you back this up please? Here is some more interesting fact : the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex th-cam.com/video/oMozyspFuBM/w-d-xo.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons....
      Edit. About the decrease of phytoplankton, You could write "green in blue" perhaps...?

  • @SplatterRaptor
    @SplatterRaptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Great vid as always.
    Just to add in: Coccoliths have been rock forming and contributed to controlling ocean acidification since at least the mid-Late Jurassic, and have had calcified tests since at least the Rhaetian in the Late Triassic. To me the best example of them regulating oceanic ph and being incredible carbon stores would be the PETM recovery.
    ~ A micropalaeontologist

  • @AuntBibby
    @AuntBibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    fight, o plankton! fight like all life depends on it!!!

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While I knew a few basic things about phytoplankton I had no idea of its diversity, importance, and contribution to the formation of the atmosphere that allowed life to flourish. This was very fascinating and yet another example of why this channel is one of my absolute favorites on YT. Many thanks for the thought-provoking content.

  • @trollfacereturns5291
    @trollfacereturns5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My mum : what have you learn't?
    Me : *frezbee covered football*

  • @OMGitshimitis
    @OMGitshimitis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Imagine if humans were dumb enough to mess with the place where these things live. I don't know by heating it up, filling it with plastic or changing its pH.

    • @jsEMCsquared
      @jsEMCsquared 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PH

    • @berryberrykixx
      @berryberrykixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can tell you what happens. You end up with a blue-green algae bloom that gets into the water supply and shuts down a city (and then some). See: greatlakes.org/2019/08/five-years-later-lessons-from-the-toledo-water-crisis/

    • @OMGitshimitis
      @OMGitshimitis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jsEMCsquared it's actually stylised pH. The H stands for hydrogen that's why it alone is capitalised.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or removing several species in the food chain necessary for the continuation of a stable ecosystem.

  • @keybladewizard49
    @keybladewizard49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oh, just a note, as a former California resident, I can confirm, the Monterey Bay Aquarium is NOT something you want to miss. They're an amazing experience and I can't wait for the next time I get to go there.

  • @TheHockeyjock10
    @TheHockeyjock10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is taking me back my Environmental Science classes at Cal State Monterey Bay. Love everyone at the Monterey Bay Aquarium!

  • @TwistedGlitter
    @TwistedGlitter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 of my favorite channels working together? Perfect

  • @quantumfoam539
    @quantumfoam539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Mama why is the sky blue?"
    "It's the phytoplankton sweetheart."
    😶😮

  • @zennyblades
    @zennyblades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just love phytoplankton. They're just so helpful and useful. Cool little guys.

    • @OmmerSyssel
      @OmmerSyssel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You better eat some of those whales hunting innocent phytoplankton 🐳🥩😋

    • @HxlllxwPxxintS2
      @HxlllxwPxxintS2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OmmerSysselno

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ah, I see the magic school bus was just my introductory course.

    • @aleciastar1433
      @aleciastar1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Sea

    • @SquirrelGrrl
      @SquirrelGrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Magic School Bus was a great introductory course on many topics!

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    One of these Planktons just wants the Krabby Patty secret formula

  • @themoralshow902
    @themoralshow902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you❤️😊
    From Sri Lanka 🇱🇰🤗

  • @chelsey8737
    @chelsey8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I adore the Monterey aquarium ❤

  • @kelsqi-books4835
    @kelsqi-books4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love marine bio, plus this was like Scishow meets Microcosms 👏😍

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I was literally about to find a scishow vid in my watch later lmao
    I actually thought this was an episode of Into the Microverse at first
    May as well be tbh

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch Later? Micro-verse?? Heresy!

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@limiv5272 I always watch it at night because the tone of the narration just straight up knocks me out to sleep lmao
      I watch so many shows that this guy narrates, but it's always the way he narrates that one that makes me so sleepy
      It's like 10pm rn, so I could have actually done with a Microverse upload actually

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alexbenavidez4500 They did upload today, the video was about Tardigrade sex
      Sweet dreams (-:

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Limi V: Great. Now how am I supposed to get any sleep with this weirdboner? It's not like XVideos caters to phytoplanctonic fetishes!

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Benavidez
      wait, isn't it called into the microcosmos?

  • @annabago8621
    @annabago8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hank was in a very poetic mood in this video :,D

  • @dahemac
    @dahemac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Journey to the Microcosmos bleeding into everything. I am delighted.

    • @dahemac
      @dahemac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evi1M4chine soon JttMC will be all things.

  • @silver831cali3
    @silver831cali3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Monterey is beutiful. Thanks to the aquarium and regulations. It will stay that way for future generations to enjoy 😃

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Futur generations will enjoy. Let's hope so. Meanwhile, let's talk about the carbon footprint of the military industrial complex th-cam.com/video/oMozyspFuBM/w-d-xo.html numbers still underestimated for obvious reasons...

  • @karlomiguelpabrua12
    @karlomiguelpabrua12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr. Crab should watch this video.

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like we need to farm Phytoplankton at an industrial level. Find a nice patch of barren ocean and mix up batches of plankton and nutrients. Maybe we could make it a joint operation to clean up all the plastic floating about once we're there.

  • @GordonChil
    @GordonChil ปีที่แล้ว

    6:06 I just got that angel fish in my reef aquarium today. It’s a Majestic Angelfish. Beautiful.

  • @linefortier8595
    @linefortier8595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOOOOVE this video. Thanks so much, it's wonderful!

  • @SamAronow
    @SamAronow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you, plankton. Thankton.

  • @pimplyface64
    @pimplyface64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would kill to see a timelapse of all of this. No joke.

  • @seastarcrunchies
    @seastarcrunchies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it! I hope you partner with Monterey Bay Aquarium again in the future!

  • @Tim3.14
    @Tim3.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:44 I believe you mean the "Great Oxygenation Event", right?
    Good video, though. Everyone likes trees, and for good reason, but I'm glad to see the little phytoplankton getting some love.

    • @Tim3.14
      @Tim3.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Upon further research (well, Wikipedia), apparently it goes by both names! Carry on, then. 😊
      BTW, for anyone wondering what the difference is, "oxygenation" means "enriching with oxygen", whereas "oxidation" is a particular kind of chemical reaction (which can involve oxygen, but doesn't have to). So, just adding oxygen can be oxygenation even if doesn't cause an oxidizing chemical reaction. But the GOE did both -- oxygenating the atmosphere, and also oxidizing the iron that had been disolved in the oceans.)

  • @theanyktos
    @theanyktos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow, i don't think I've ever watched a video this soon after it was released XD

    • @i_smoke_ghosts
      @i_smoke_ghosts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg so many missed "1st" comments .wat r u doin with yor life smh.

  • @timsullivan4566
    @timsullivan4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Before this showed me the correct spelling of "Phytoplankton", I thought just as there is an imaginatively named dogfish, there must also be a dog-algae ...'cause I had THOUGHT it was spelled "Fidoplankton." Thanks for clearing that up for me, SciShow.

  • @carposporophyte
    @carposporophyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You summarized the past 15 years of my life's passions in 7 minutes.

  • @TheSeldamoo
    @TheSeldamoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh the puns!!!
    Secretly loves them.

  • @isaiahdobesh5109
    @isaiahdobesh5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At first I heard Planck-ton of fun, but then realized what you actually said. 😆 was like wtf, they hope I have a very small amount of fun!?

  • @calcaware
    @calcaware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The one dislike must be the last surviving oxygen intolerant cyano-bacterium.

  • @aniksamiurrahman6365
    @aniksamiurrahman6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Journey to Microcosm video on this topic is now due.

  • @vice.nor.virtue
    @vice.nor.virtue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:13 Oh! Banging style today, Hank!

  • @riosrivlog
    @riosrivlog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good information thanks

  • @SilentKaliSmoker
    @SilentKaliSmoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay Monterey Bay Aquarium!!!

  • @ShutItKyle
    @ShutItKyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Monterey Bay Aquarium!

  • @jakobraahauge7299
    @jakobraahauge7299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta squeeze it out - Hank looks so cute with that hair! 🥰

  • @oldcowbb
    @oldcowbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is like a mixed episode of microcosmos and eon

  • @Theallesliker
    @Theallesliker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why was the first think I thought: Spongebob?! 😍

    • @thorstenkoethe
      @thorstenkoethe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even my first idea!

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    • @anjuydeep619
      @anjuydeep619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheCimbrianBull SPONGE BOB SQARE PANTS

  • @Andytlp
    @Andytlp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    good guy microorganisms. Cant even see them but world would die without them.

  • @DirkaDirka07
    @DirkaDirka07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good luck on the interview

  • @cbandtheradio5610
    @cbandtheradio5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone - Taking notes, and filing away important facts on phytoplankton in their mind palaces...
    Me - Trying WAAAAY too hard to figure out what shirt your wearing... Phyto-wha?
    Love your guys vids! I always learn something new. Keep it up, and thanks!

  • @MisterJackTheAttack
    @MisterJackTheAttack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a physicist, this Planck Ton you speak of intrigues me...

  • @mertgunes9854
    @mertgunes9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Will you do a video on the novel coronavirus ?

    • @bigmike9128
      @bigmike9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was wondering this too.

  • @shotsfiredandmissed9068
    @shotsfiredandmissed9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They saved human's asses before, and they're gonna do it again.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't want to bet my life on it once humans start disrupting their ecosystem by changing things like average water temperature, or pH.

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Introduce phytoplankton to Mars. See what happens.

  • @stephaniemorales8273
    @stephaniemorales8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg hank said they need love 🥺🤯

  • @SpazzyMcGee1337
    @SpazzyMcGee1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    80 million years ago isn't that long ago for such a world shaping microorganism evolution.

  • @carposporophyte
    @carposporophyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so proud of myself, I actually knew everything in this video. *phycologist self-hug*

  • @robertrowan9893
    @robertrowan9893 ปีที่แล้ว

    Furthermore, it will always be Rainey in Monterey. Any bike fans from back in the Gram Prix era will attest to that fact. Great aquarium too, so I'm told.

  • @sandro5535
    @sandro5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:32 How does that work out? Animals eating each others? Minmaxing the food intake?

  • @Bassotronics
    @Bassotronics 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you weigh a Phytoplankton?
    With the Plank Scale.

  • @LePedant
    @LePedant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phytoplankton changed the atmosphere with its waste, causing a mass extension event, that lead to complex life as we know it.
    Makes me wonder if humans could be changing the Earth for hyper-complex life to evolve.

  • @markprendergast2365
    @markprendergast2365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    kool t shirt!

  • @wynnefox
    @wynnefox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was April the forty-first
    Being a quadruple leap year
    I was driving in downtown Atlantis
    My Barracuda was in the shop
    So I was in a rented Stingray
    And it was overheating
    So I pulled into a Shell Station
    They said I'd blown a seal
    I said, "Fix the damn thing
    And leave my private life out of it
    Okay pal?"
    While they were doing that
    I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
    But I knew the owner
    He used to play for the Dolphins
    I said "Hi Gil"
    You have to yell, he's hard of herring
    Gil was also down on his luck
    Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
    I bellied up to the sandbar
    He poured me the usual
    Rusty snail, hold the grunion
    Shaken not stirred
    With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
    Heavy on the mako
    I slipped him a fin
    On porpoise
    I was feeling good
    I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
    For the halibut
    Well the place was crowded
    We were packed in like sardines
    They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
    What sole
    Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
    Salmon Chanted Evening
    And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
    Probably there to see the bass player
    One of them was this cute little yellowtail
    And she's giving me the eye
    So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
    You know, piece of Pisces
    But she said things I just couldn't fathom
    She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
    Boy, could she drink
    She drank like a...
    She drank a lot
    I said "What's your sign"
    She said "Aquarium"
    I said "Great, let's get tanked"
    I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
    I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
    She threw me that same old line
    "Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
    And she wasn't kidding either
    Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
    I'd ever seen come down the pike
    He was covered with mussels
    He came over to me and said
    "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
    What a crab
    This guy was steamed
    I could see the anchor in his eyes
    I turned to him, I said
    "A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
    Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
    ‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
    The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
    I catch him with a left hook
    He eels over
    It was a fluke but there he was
    Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
    Kelpless
    I said "Forget the cods Gil
    This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
    Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
    She came over to me, she said
    "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
    What's your name"
    I said "Marlin"
    Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
    I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
    I bought her a bouquet of flounders
    And then I went home with her
    And what did I get for my trouble
    A case of the clams

  • @LEDewey_MD
    @LEDewey_MD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great topic and video! An amazing book to read about phytoplankton and cyanobacteria producing Earth's oxygen is "Oxygen: the Molecule that Made the World", by Dr Nick Lane. Even though the book was published in 2006, (and a few ideas have changed), it is a fabulous look at how oxygen levels changed over geologic time, and how species adapted. Dr. Nick Lane is a researcher in abiogenesis and Origins of Life, and has a writing style that is engaging, passionate, and humorous.

  • @SnahLhug
    @SnahLhug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Puntastic episode.

  • @Rubrickety
    @Rubrickety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a member of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and on their behalf I deeply apologize for the terrible, terrible puns they apparently demanded in return for sponsorship. They otter be ashamed of themselves.

  • @b0rder.-991
    @b0rder.-991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we create artificial mechanical plants or phytoplankton that scrub carbon in the air and give us oxygen? Can we create that in robotics?

  • @loraxdavewalters2696
    @loraxdavewalters2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
    Those were some serious dad jokes.

  • @dustman96
    @dustman96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hank, you forgot to say "but humans are better". You're making progress...

  • @Zahri8Alang
    @Zahri8Alang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nature's Wrath cometh"

  • @thedavescloop
    @thedavescloop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Monterey Bay Aquarium of one of the best in the world but I follow their twitter and I can confirm they are unbearably enthusiastic about puns.

  • @axxnub
    @axxnub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching this video was almost like a journey to the micro-cosmos :P

  • @gabrielapaschoal5191
    @gabrielapaschoal5191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved it

  • @kythrathesuntamer9715
    @kythrathesuntamer9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arguably? They ARE The most in important life on earth. Those who disagree are idiots BECAUSE They disagree.

  • @Mario87456
    @Mario87456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One notable plankton would rather spend his time stealing the Krabby Patty formula then something very important.

  • @shailesharya1111
    @shailesharya1111 ปีที่แล้ว

    thankyou bro

  • @shaynebergwever6268
    @shaynebergwever6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks lil Phyto's!

  • @berryberrykixx
    @berryberrykixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talking about the negative sides of phytoplankton (like Red Tide), cyanobacteria shut down Toledo, Ohio for three days when their toxins went undetected through our water treatment plant and made their way into the tap water. That was crazy.

    • @nicholasamos5466
      @nicholasamos5466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I grew up and was living in the Toledo area at the time and this was definitely crazy! Trying to find water was a struggle.
      What’s also crazy is the fact that something like what happened in 2014 isn’t an outlier. The blooms get out of control most years and disrupt local ecosystems but fortunately never get to the tipping point of not being able to drink the water.

  • @angiepangie989
    @angiepangie989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you do a video on why\how anyone could EVER thumbs down one of your video's?!

  • @rickseiden1
    @rickseiden1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love to know how many times Hank stumbled on "coccolithophores". :)

    • @jessicawilson1751
      @jessicawilson1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's also an easy phytoplankton name. I identified phytoplankton for my master's thesis and there were some algae I ID'd that took a lot of practice to ensure I could pronounce the names correctly for my thesis.

  • @donnchadhmacaoidh6885
    @donnchadhmacaoidh6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So how much is a Planck ton? 2.176434(24)×10−8 kg x 2,000?

  • @SaschaUncia
    @SaschaUncia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those puns are 'abyss'mal.

  • @changeling0073
    @changeling0073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has scishow ever talked about the mass extinction that oxygenating the atmosphere caused?

  • @therichchronicles1249
    @therichchronicles1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why cant we use them as carbon capture technology. We harvest the nutrients from desalination plants and we pipe them through our deserts without the sea water interacting with the land. more sun, more nutrients from desalination plants. what do you guys think

  • @skybluskyblueify
    @skybluskyblueify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    MBARI explores, MBA explains and exposes.

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's easier to plant more trees than cleaning the oceans and keeping them clean so people always seem to forget mentioning phytoplanktons.

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What easier is always the good choices because consequences of bad choices are always painful. But we keep forgetting...

  • @paxwallacejazz
    @paxwallacejazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Type in Phytoplankton biomass. If it's true that phytoplankton biomass has decreased by 50% since the mid 60s then we should be very very alarmed.

  • @Ddub1083
    @Ddub1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those puns are a little water down.

  • @romajimamulo
    @romajimamulo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So... Which ones are the best at removing C02? Because we probably need to get a lot of those growing somewhere

  • @chuckydickens7258
    @chuckydickens7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wishing us a Planck-ton of fun..? Well.. that's barely any fun at all..!

  • @stevenconroy5864
    @stevenconroy5864 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Go phytoplankton u r awesome

  • @zw5509
    @zw5509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup!

  • @alexofbree5278
    @alexofbree5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn't a plank like one of the smallest forms of measurement? Soo wouldn't that mean a "Plank-ton" of fun is almost the smallest amount of fun you could actually experience?

    • @isaiahschmitt8680
      @isaiahschmitt8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Planck's constant is the smallest possible distance that anything can be.

  • @lamondhaughton1598
    @lamondhaughton1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The plankton reacted to the sun cycle the warming and rays intensifying.

  • @dejayrezme8617
    @dejayrezme8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is there any way we could genetically alter phytoplankton to pull out massive amounts of CO2 from the ocean and thus the atmosphere? Could we "cultivate" them on the sea using a large fleet of autonomous ships to monitor nutrients and make them grow and sequester carbon?

  • @SpiralDown2077
    @SpiralDown2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The puns gave me a chuckle 🙃