the Mountain Goats - Signal Flare #4: “Ballad of the Errant Scallop”

Signal Flare #4: “Ballad of the Errant Scallop”
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[@alexthethu]

One must assume the Anti-Scallop Guild had a hand in the siege of Riversend, which led the Wizard King to ally with the dragons.

[@seralouise.]

and ozzy was there, too

[@Lejo04]

I watch this at least once every day for the benefit of my mental health

[@smithhenke5049]

Thank God for John Darnielle bringing us sanity and the dawn of the anti-scallop guild during the pandemic

[@jacklandismusic]

Every time I watch this, I become more and more inclined to record a fully-realized cover of “Ballad of the Errant Scallop”

[@slaterrox23]

It's 3am and I'm living for this

[@avagreen9060]

I've gotta ask, when's the collab with 100 Gecs gonna happen?

[@gianna2003]

straight banger

[@Olhado256]

John, your personality and sense of humor suit this format VERY well. Please don't stop!

[@issymcinnes8226]

New favourite tMG song- Ballad of the Errant Scallop 😂

[@feninabox]

That’s one bomb-ass tea cup

[@Minotauronabike]

Bless you John

[@ninathepink]

Ah, yes. This is what I needed in my life.

[@mikepratt9911]

This is my Favorite Song about scallops

[@jojo-id5bd]

he is just having a good ole time

[@edwardpearson3898]

EP needed.

[@Luke-uf3jw]

New subscriber. This made me laugh.

[@lauradftba4653]

This is fantastic

[@vaeholloway]

These are so awesome!!

[@skylerwitherspoon]

Hahaha oh my god I love this

[@gnome_official]

lyrics:
I bought it on impulse at my favorite store
It shows the kinds of fish
You can get at a sushi bar
Except for the scallops
Why's it missing the scallops
Anti scallop guild. Okay okay

[@gnome_official]

i wrote it down cause i was trying to make it fit into a haiku format. turns out the only part i can make fit is:
Except the scallops
Why's it missing the scallops
Anti scallop guild
feel free to join me in this effort though

[@vduff4646]

@@gnome_official How lovely. It even has the nature element (the scallops). Perfect haiku.

[@squishysocks5517]

Love it!

[@k_sn1p3r]

#AntiScallopGuild

[@BryanOdeen]

I'm going to write so many angry words on the internet. Who forgets scallops?

[@12abirato]

to hell with the scallop is what i say

[@tyceyoder3532]

I hate scallops and you will never catch me eating one, guess that means I'm part of this anti scallop guild lol

[@TheRealEvilkitten3]

it's true, i'm in the anti-scallop guild. sorry bout that

[@MichaelChanning]

I thought scallops were a type of onion.

[@coolpapabell22]

No, you're thinking of scallions. A scallop is little spiky thing you throw on the ground as a booby trap.

[@h4ckb018]

coolpapabell22 no you’re thinking of caltrops scallops are the shards of beta-keratin that grow from the epidermis of reptiles

[@erikfoltz4492]

@@h4ckb018 No I believe you are thinking of scales, scallops are used to describe the pace that a horse moves at when it increases speed, can also be used as scalloping.

[@willsisskind]

Anti Scallop Guild kind of has the meter of a minor-key "Anti Music Song", after a couple of listens. Accidental cousins? Hmmmmm

[@inspectorjavert5563]

this isn't funny at all. it's rather sad. get a job.