Lorne Prison Letter 03-15-09

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ย. 2024

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  • @SodaKoda02
    @SodaKoda02 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    March 15th is my birthday, happy to know Lorne was in solitary for it.

  • @Horseshoe87
    @Horseshoe87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Mother Dear" irritates me much more than it should

  • @megangorski
    @megangorski 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I hope mama Gwen used these letters for fire kindling

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Even better, lore says she returned these unopened to Cawd after he got out the 1st time.

  • @Rome_Leader
    @Rome_Leader 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lmao, Lorne's feeble mind is boggled by Sudoku. These are terrific Patrick!

  • @Lornespapertowel
    @Lornespapertowel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The nerve to laugh at someone “throwing a tantrum like a baby” when he was literally bawling in his interrogation 😂😂😂

  • @BLU3BOY
    @BLU3BOY 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wow cake for breakfast? Prison sounds awesome

    • @CornvilleConsigliere87
      @CornvilleConsigliere87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Blu3boy listening to your interactions over the past year plus ageeen I want to thank you as always . Every catfish has their own special Lorne melting qualities and yours is reeet up there with mawn...when you get pissed at his nonsense, which is normally by the time you answer with this guy I can tell the difference when Lorne is just getting Stern advice from Cas3y but when Lorne gets really under your skin, Blu3boy beatings to this 87 are among the cf best. Thanks ageeen.....
      And the other reason I came here is because cakes for breakfast for Lorne could be urine cakes.... And we can even picture that that blue light in his mouth. Maybe SC can make Blu3 Urine Cake incarceration served in. Mexican Flip Flop cartoon.✌️

    • @dirkmcgurkin1272
      @dirkmcgurkin1272 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's up cawksucka? 😂

  • @longfastfuse
    @longfastfuse 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is drywall talk prison edition. Always talking while never saying anything

  • @BushcraftingBogan
    @BushcraftingBogan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Just gettin back from lunch! Yeah it was real good. It were baloney n cheese fixed a little bit different way

  • @crystalskullsucked
    @crystalskullsucked 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yes!! Love this series thanks Pat~!!

  • @mediumsyllables
    @mediumsyllables 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Every single letter he believes he’s on the verge of getting out. It’s exactly parallel with his current belief that he’s getting off probation any day now. The delusion is so strong

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is he talking about being transferred to federal prison or actually talking about getting out??

    • @OPPA87
      @OPPA87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@respectdawildo_danjones508 he was talking about getting out of " the hole " / solitary confinement

    • @CornvilleConsigliere87
      @CornvilleConsigliere87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mediumsyllables medium..heyyyyyy...and isn't it just a snap shot of what his 87 brain does with every story ...probation likes me, mom loves me, girls adore me....
      Exactly what he does in these letters..... You could sit him down point out the similarities of the allusion in these letters as compared to the way he thinks Jamie thinks about him after she's been on the phone telling him she doesn't want him for an hour and he would just 🤯..... Sorry you're jealous Jamie stop talking to this internet c**********. Let's end Lorne in 2024

  • @outdoorloser4340
    @outdoorloser4340 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    These are so good 👍

  • @gnomes87
    @gnomes87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lorne not being able to figure out sudoku even with completed sudokus to look at is peak 87

  • @jeffreyboomhauer1204
    @jeffreyboomhauer1204 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I bet his mouth “dropped” a lot in prison.

  • @isaiahisrael53
    @isaiahisrael53 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thingsh going awn in this place are sooo farked uhp.

  • @pauldelasco
    @pauldelasco 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Good n Yew

  • @anorourke8682
    @anorourke8682 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kentucky was quaking in its boots over the dirt Lorne had on them.

  • @Chaturbate_Billy
    @Chaturbate_Billy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    His mawm never came to visit him.

    • @YurikasMom
      @YurikasMom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would she embarrass herself going to see her pedo son lol.

  • @CampVogel
    @CampVogel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder if he ever learned how to play the Chinese game of Sudoku, maybe at My Thai restaurant in Skowhegan.

  • @ExDerek
    @ExDerek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This one is a phenomenal. So many of his delusions and lies are on full display.

  • @jimrauch
    @jimrauch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What in the hell Bobby

  • @jayanxiety
    @jayanxiety 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These reenactments are great! They probe into Lorne's psyche while he was in prison. Clearly he wasn't learning anything on taking accountability. All he did was blame everyone for "what happened to me" and how "they" took advantage of him during a time when he "couldn't think straight" bla bla blaa! He also complained about his fellow inmates, the correctional officers, the food and any those who put him in there. Does he not realize that all mail gets read before it goes out?! His own mother had the best advice when she told him to treat it as a "learning experience", but he refused...of course. The only stuff other than his complaints and belittling was the most mundane, BORING everyday occurrences. One has to wonder if "Mother dear" even pays attention to what he writes.

  • @-TyMorgan
    @-TyMorgan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know things can be different everywhere, but in my state you don’t get books or writing materials in solitary confinement. I think he may be in adseg to keep him from being attacked

  • @Chaturbate_Billy
    @Chaturbate_Billy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He only writes his mawn because he's bored and wants sympathy from her.

    • @YurikasMom
      @YurikasMom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He also has literally no one else to write. The catfishes weren't giving him their actual address, and he'd be too stupid remember it anyway. But those letters are EXACTLY how he texts his love interests. He truly never changes.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And money, ofc.

    • @monique5248
      @monique5248 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@MomMom4Cubsyou beat me to it!

  • @CornvilleConsigliere87
    @CornvilleConsigliere87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Although I am not running for office anywhere as you know consigliere is a lifetime position until it gets promoted or otherwise💀🤫..... But running or nawwwt......im starting The End Lorne in 2024 Campaign.... Looking for volunteers, running mates, partners in crime, 'problem solvers'....Buttons... If volunteering to be a button please see hey Boo or kingpin.

  • @poutinedream5066
    @poutinedream5066 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im not sayin that me, my brother, and my mom are sufferin from Lorne withdrawal... that would be crazy right 😏? Well you comin clutch, I'll leave it at that.

  • @respectdawildo_danjones508
    @respectdawildo_danjones508 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:44 “dorm”? Is that what they call it?? Again he treats this like a summer camp or college
    Anyone ever call it a “dorm” or is this a lornism again?
    4:31 of COURSE he wants money smh, so wait what if someone is “incarcerated” and doesn’t have aunt sharron enabler or mawm, has no family, then what?? WTF does he need money for doesn’t he have a job in the can even if it doesn’t pay much?
    5:16 I hope it’s constant racing miserable thoughts
    8:18 omg, lorne they are NOT your dogs anymore! They never really were but they really aren’t now! 🤦‍♂️

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's delusional and trying to minimize it by using the incorrect words

    • @YurikasMom
      @YurikasMom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As for Dorms, yes, they call them that in Texas as well.
      Money - yes, he needs more of it to make phone calls and get more commissary. That's usually what's paid to people in the prisons to either protect you, or prevent them from beating his ass and making him their bitch

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      1. Yes, the housing units can be referred to as a "dorm," however that doesn't apply to AdSeg (administrative segregation, the hole).
      2. Kiddie diddlers are usually in some type of PC (Punk City/protective custody). Part of what that means is they aren't work eligible because they're not able to be in general population, unless they're chosen to be unit trustees. Privileges such as that are typically reserved for the trustworthy. Which Cawd isn't.

    • @CornvilleConsigliere87
      @CornvilleConsigliere87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Glad you're here Dan J....I called you out on my comment because i know we are charter members of the seething hatred club of this palm job💪

    • @CornvilleConsigliere87
      @CornvilleConsigliere87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And how many pleases did you hear? This entitled bitch victim needs to really be
      come one

  • @megangorski
    @megangorski 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Also why was Lorne in the hole? Was it the love letter he wrote that female prison guard?

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was wondering the same

    • @megangorski
      @megangorski 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@respectdawildo_danjones508god I hope so and I hope he explained it in a letter to his mother 😂😂

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@megangorskiyeah I would imagine he would CERTAINLY explain it in his own way, play the victim ect

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it was because I remember hearing some where he was tossed in the hole for writing a poem for a prison guard

    • @megangorski
      @megangorski 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@respectdawildo_danjones508 exactly!

  • @LeastBeastHowdydoodle
    @LeastBeastHowdydoodle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is so much to unpack with these. Gah he sucks. His mom trying so hard to make him take responsibility and he refuses. His constant emotional dumps on her. His demanding her act as his lackey. Ugh