Jesus loves you and wants to begin a relationship with you irrespective of your past and irrespective of what you are going through. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Inorder for you to enter into a relationship with him all you need is say this prayer sincerely with me. O Lord have mercy upon me where i have sinned against you in my thoughts and deeds. Please wash me in your precious blood. Please come into my heart and write me my name in the book of life. Start reading the Bible. Ask the holyspirit to lead you to where you can continually be filled with the word inorder to enable you to grow. Just as a baby needs milk to grow so do you need the word of God inorder to grow.
The way I'm always happy when I see a notification on my phone from this guys channel is priceless 🤩🤩, always create and funny 🤣🤣 forever my favourite Nigerian comedian, much love from Kenya 🇰🇪❤
"U can't have heaven, there's only one heaven"🤣🤣🤣 I can feel it among of my spirit that nobody can be more righteous than sister ekwi 😂😂 today she even forgot to sip the anointing oil because someone tried to own heaven 🤣 I'm still laughing I swear
May your depression die in the name of Jesus Holyghost fire fall afresh on this young woman give her the strength to focus on you and let everything else go his word says he ( the Lord Jesus Christ) will keep those in perfect peace who's minds are stated on him
Am from Kenya in kirinyaga county and i can never miss out this vlogs, he always makes me happy and i wish him an international world wide openings in Jesus mighty name Amen Amen Amen
This skit made me remember the very first zicsaloma skit I watched some years ago... That video made me fall in love with his work and I looked for him on TH-cam. Then he had just 4k subscribers, I subscribed and it took some time before I started getting notifications of your videos... It's so good to see you now have over 200k subscribers. Welldone Bro. Keep soaring
Zicsaloma great piece what really got my attention is the sound at the end...from Igudu(land of the living dead).it was a striking movie in the late 1990s
Mr. Zicsaloma, I salute you!! You have totally captured the ignorance of several church people that are placed in positions of power. It's hard to believe that people can be so stupid - but they actually are and they are greater in number than we think.
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary school days. 😂😂😂 It all. happened on a Tuesday morning when our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives.... Eg: _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest. So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLODO!!! PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂😂😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣 Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Sis Ekwitos you are too spiritual,, you are even annoyed on Gods behalf,,, cheiiii,,😂😂😂😂😂😂 the hair coming g from heaven shop just made matters worse,,,
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂 Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!" Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?" Ekene didn't respond. The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested. Ekene shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer. Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name". The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Ekene called, "Madam! Madam answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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At this rate, only sister ekwitos and sister Cecelia will be in the church choir o
and sister Agnes
No be small thing 🤣🤣🤣
I swear!
Simples!!!!
And na only Sister Ekwi wey go make heaven. Even Sister Cecilia is too unholy for Suster Ekwi's heaven.
I think Sister Ekwe wants to be the only choir member 🤣🤣🤣 No one is good enough!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 na TRUE she too dey shoshow🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's jealous that is why she doesn't want everyone who sing more than her 😂😂😂jealous would kill you there in church
Hahaha
Absolutely!!!! 😂
My sister leave here in Jesus name 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄,sister Trina i love your new hair and yellow top,thanks zic for making my day 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
It’s the way she says …My Sister and then tells you things that make you unworthy as a Sister 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I watched this more than twice I cant stop myself from falling
That sound track reminds me of the movie IGODO. 👏 👏 👏 👏
Zic and “My sister “😂😂😂😂
😀😀😀😀🤣😀🤣😀😂😀😂😀😂😀😂😂😀sis Ekwi at it again
Hahaha one and only zick second to none
This is super funny
Why you come use igodo sound track now🙆🏻♀️🤔😂,na wa oo
And the award for the most creative Nigerian comedian goes to.......
Zic Saloma
Zicsaloma! 👏👏👏
Ziiiiicksalomaaaa!!
ZIC Definitely.. This guy is goooood
True I second that
Jesus loves you and wants to begin a relationship with you irrespective of your past and irrespective of what you are going through. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Inorder for you to enter into a relationship with him all you need is say this prayer sincerely with me. O Lord have mercy upon me where i have sinned against you in my thoughts and deeds. Please wash me in your precious blood. Please come into my heart and write me my name in the book of life. Start reading the Bible. Ask the holyspirit to lead you to where you can continually be filled with the word inorder to enable you to grow. Just as a baby needs milk to grow so do you need the word of God inorder to grow.
Amen
Amen
Amen 🙏
Amen 🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌
I think we need a whole video of people auditioning for this choir😂
I'm with you😂
Yes o
yes oo
For sure.
That is not how I leave a choir audition in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣
The way I'm always happy when I see a notification on my phone from this guys channel is priceless 🤩🤩, always create and funny 🤣🤣 forever my favourite Nigerian comedian, much love from Kenya 🇰🇪❤
hahahaha thats true my sister very funny indeed..
@Omah Affairs Thank you my sister
I swear...he is very Unic
Sister ekwitos will kill me with laughter one day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"U can't have heaven, there's only one heaven"🤣🤣🤣 I can feel it among of my spirit that nobody can be more righteous than sister ekwi 😂😂 today she even forgot to sip the anointing oil because someone tried to own heaven 🤣 I'm still laughing I swear
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahaha
"Do you have heaven " really got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
hahahaha very funny my sister
At this point, I think we can call sister Ekwitos assistant Jesus. This is beyond me🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣
Nawaoooo 😂😂😂
U can say that again
Hahaha
With her duplex càp
@@judithemmanuel7575 Duplex cap 🤣😂😂🤣
“Do, sing and go because there’s no way you can make it”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sister Ekwi didn’t use or throw her anointing oil today..... what happen? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't no 🤣🤣🤣
Seems she forgot ooooo 😂😂😂😂
It has finished o and Mama desperate refused to sell to her.
@@ogoo7833
😂😂😂
@@ogoo7833 yeh! Maybe Mama Desperate refused to sell oooo! Big wahala for sis Ekwi be dat ooo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that she quotes scriptures
Not as mockery but in a way of admonishment amazes me
Great th-cam.com/video/AsPKU9BMgLs/w-d-xo.html
No need for audition sis ekwi bc u seem to be the best singer can't stop laughing,🇨🇲
You're my favourite @zicsaloma 💓You are single handedly curing my depression. Thank you so much. -love from Nairobi Kenya 💝
May your depression die in the name of Jesus Holyghost fire fall afresh on this young woman give her the strength to focus on you and let everything else go his word says he ( the Lord Jesus Christ) will keep those in perfect peace who's minds are stated on him
May God see you through everything
Love you sis❤️❤️❤️
The way sis ekwi start singing wonderful marvelous 😁😁
Did i not die🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Wendy-gy3vj 😂
Aba version!
The way sister ekwitos talks like she's out of breath is everything for me🤣🤣🤣. I be like, "pls breath na, You're too harsh, take it easy".
At this rate, Sister Ekwi will end up with high blood pressure by all means🤣🤣🤣
I am praying for financial breakthrough miracle's blessings for whoever is struggling out there in life may them be blessed abundantly Amen 💪💕💛💜💯
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen....
Am from Kenya in kirinyaga county and i can never miss out this vlogs, he always makes me happy and i wish him an international world wide openings in Jesus mighty name Amen Amen Amen
Amen 😂
"...you're passing by you just decide to branch"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This skit made me remember the very first zicsaloma skit I watched some years ago... That video made me fall in love with his work and I looked for him on TH-cam. Then he had just 4k subscribers, I subscribed and it took some time before I started getting notifications of your videos... It's so good to see you now have over 200k subscribers. Welldone Bro. Keep soaring
Who amongst us hurry to click the LIKE button before watching @Zicsaloma's Skits...
This Guy is just too good...
I am with you!- Pearl
Why am I watching this choir audition over and over again like this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. It seems like I'm fallen in love with your comedy😂😂.
The way she started calculating her voice when trina started singing 😂😂
I know right 😂- Pearl
Heaven gate keepers, God informants!!!
Pure undiluted talent.Much love from Ghana
He has everything to pull off each of his characters.. He even has a great voice to boot.... You too much ooo
Zicsaloma great piece what really got my attention is the sound at the end...from Igudu(land of the living dead).it was a striking movie in the late 1990s
IGODO*
The notification alone is Joy I swear😂😂😂
Ikr 😂 😂 😂
Mr. Zicsaloma, I salute you!! You have totally captured the ignorance of several church people that are placed in positions of power. It's hard to believe that people can be so stupid - but they actually are and they are greater in number than we think.
Zic you are officially my best comedian o. I can't stop laughing eachtime your videos drop. This always makes my day after a tight hospital work
I can't laugh over here in Ghana 🇬🇭 oooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's his confidence for me!
"My sister, you can't have heaven"!!
Chimmooooo
Assistant Holy Spirit
Why are u guy’s even looking for Choir members.?! Sis’s Ekwit can sing 🎤 all notes🙄.!
So talented! God bless you for sharing good humour!
Sister Ekwitos is just jealous😭😭😭😩🤣🤣🤣
Very jealous 😂
The disappointment in her face when the next one walks in 😭😂
Sister Ekwitos is definitely a Pharisee 🤞🏿😂
It will shock Sis Ekwi on the last day when she finds out that there is no place for her in heaven😂😂😂😂
First come n am already laughing 🤣😂
Sister Ekwitos, at this rate who will join the choir na?🤣
Wow... This guy is multi talented. 👍👍👍
I like sister Trina’s outfit but Sister Ekwi didn’t even give her chance to sing. 😂😂😂
I like this guy impression he is so exciting
If only I can subscribe to ur Channel multiple times I would have gladly do that....u are too talented. God bless u
These people should also stop remixing these songs joor so they can be allowed to join this choir 😂
This is hilarious 🤣 🤣 . It’s the voice for me. Wonderful and marvelous indeed
"you didn't have heaven. you can't have heaven." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 sis ekwitosi your own don taya me
What🤣your creativity is on another level.
Support from East Africa.
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary
school days. 😂😂😂 It
all.
happened on a Tuesday morning
when
our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg:
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂😂😂😂😂😂
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen
As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣
Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
We subscribe ooo
So funny
How can I enjoy this sweet joke and Will not subscribe to your channel, that will be wickedness.
So am subscribing Now
He's my favorite comedian, he's too creative
Choir audition and SPIRITUAL SCREENING🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Do you have heaven?
Sis. Ekwitos level of spiritually is beyond imagination
Do you have Heaven? I was waiting for Ekewnsu at the end 😂🤣🤣
I'm so happy when I see a new video from you I love and admire you, keep on moving
This guy is too talented 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
Very creative and comedian genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well....I am the Chairman of the Committee to kidnap Sister Ekwitos and we are actively looking for members!!! Ha ha...very crazy sister 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sis Ekwitos you are too spiritual,, you are even annoyed on Gods behalf,,, cheiiii,,😂😂😂😂😂😂 the hair coming g from heaven shop just made matters worse,,,
To all of us who are hustling real hard here on TH-cam don't give up. We'll get there together. Believe 👏
@Omah Affairs yes dear
....and she kept calling her "my sister" 😭
Shaiii 😯🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha Sister Cecilia Ginikameregi (it means what did I do against you/ how did I offend you?) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What makes this video so hilarious😂😂😂is how Trina looks shocked because of how Sister Ekwi has misunderstood her😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 na these kind people dey frustrate other people dreams😂😂😂
Sister ekwitos, you're just jealous of her human hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fear the so called sisters in Christ
Did i not die when sister ekwi started singing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Video title: what kind of choir audition is this.
Me: what kind of girl with muscle is this😂🏃🏃🏃. Let me continue my shooting abeg
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sister Ekwitos will not kill me with laughter. No be small quarrel
Am the Mayor of Kazungula in Zambia 🇿🇲 Southern Africa and your number one fan.
🤣🤣🤣 which kind boy be this nahh chaiii thank you for always making me not to think of my worries. Chaiii 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The poster at the back though 😂
Who is watching with me ooo let's laugh 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else is curious to know what at all is in this scarf that makes it too long on his head 😂😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing! You are amazing my brother 😂😂😂
Cecilia ginikameregi.....😂😂😂😂
What I love most about this part of him is the way he calls my sister 🤣🤣
You should collaborate with josh2funny
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water
to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and...
decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".
Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen
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My sister do you have heaven?? It's a sin that cannot be forgiven 😂😂😂😂
Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality,
Greetings to all the viewers..
Thank you for uploading, Content Creator.
Here to support, comment, and like all..
The judgemental sister ekwitos😅😅😅
I love what you said about remixing an original song,,, that was deep,,, love your videos,,, keep up the good work....
My sister leave here in Jesus name 😂😂😂😂 you are awesome
but there's some truth in your jokes oo 😆 🤣 😂
Trust Sister Ekwitos to put you in your place. She’s Holier than Thou.😂😂😂
HE SAID LEAVE HERE IN JESUS NAME IM DEAD 😆🤣😂😹
Sister ekwitos is so annoying n judgmental, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣We asked for more for more of sister ekwi and he delivered. 👏👏👏 well done! Thanks.
Heiiiiiiii😂😂😂😂. Do you have heaven. Haba
😂😂😂😂 God help us 😂😂😂😂 sister Ekwi, Heaven far oooooo
Sister Ekwiiiiiiiiii!
My sister! Do you have heaven 😀😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chaiiii Jesus😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Come see "Holier than thou" choir. So far no one passed the audition 🤣🤣
Exactly...😂😂😂
Oh God have mercy on me I want to learn English and be like my inspirer Zic😂😂😂😂Guys am a content creator!