ideas for a tf2-based cafe that will most likely only exist in concept, more specifically ideas for foods: -Coffee (Medic and Sniper are both seen drinking it, maybe there could be separate brews for each or something?” -The Engie Nest (scrambled eggs/omelets shaped like Engie buildings wrapped in bacon to reference “making bacon”. Eggs=Birds and Birds=Nest. Could also come with a piece of toast or French Toast that vaguely looks like the stock Sapper) -Sandvich (duh) -Mad Milk Milkshake (or just Mad Milkshake, it’s just a milkshake that’s it) -Spycrab Cakes (crab cakes that are decorated to look like spycrabs or something idk. description on menu could be something like “not made with real spycrabs”) -Yeti Punch (fruit punch but more Saxton Hale-y) -Cherry Scrumpy (cherry soda, root beer, or ginger ale. No alcohol for the youngins, but there is one with alcohol that I’ll talk about later. Why cherries? Cherry bombs.) -Scottish Scrumpy (alcoholic beverage) -Wine and Cigarettes (no alcohol or drugs, it’s a desert with biscuit ‘cigarettes’ that you dip in grape ‘wine’, either being pudding or jam or something idk. Maybe pudding with a cake on the bottom or something??) -TRUE AMERICAN STEW (in all caps, a stew with croutons or something in it, referencing the teleported bread and that one Sniper line where he says something about using Soldier’s hat to eat his brains. Rest assured there are no brains in this, just BREAD AND AMERICA!!) -Scrumpy-Fried Sea Monster (another Demoman item, I know. It’s just fish fried with Scrumpy, the alcoholic drink I mentioned earlier. Comes with a little Scottish flag on a toothpick and a baked potato shaped like a sticky bomb or something) -Bucket O’ Chicken (bucket of chicken. At the bottom of the outside of the container there’s a little note or something written by Scout. That’s the only novelty to it otherwise it’s just a bucket of chicken) -Pyro’s Crème Brûlée (it’s just a crème brûlée with a side of Ballonicorn Fluff, a small container of cotton candy. I didn’t know what to give for Pyro.) -Über-fest (Oktoberfest with some strawberries and radishes in it I guess?? Red things that are vaguely shaped like cartoon hearts??? I also had no idea with this one, as no one would probably wanna eat something Medic-themed.. I’ve never had beer before so I don’t even know if this would TASTE GOOD) -Pumpkin-Bandit Soup?? (Idk I ran out of ideas but I wanted to try and add something either referencing Scream Fortress or the comics. This did both. For those who don’t know, Medic somehow turned a bandit into a pumpkin, who presumably joined the Russian Mafia, who were there to kill Merasmus or something idk.. the comics were WILD) -Jar O Tea (just Green Tea and Lemon or something idk. Would most likely be taken off the menu almost instantly) I wanted to do something for Pauling or the Administrator but I could only think of a lasagna decorated like the Intelligence in reference to the papers in it being layered or something????? Idk.
The Dalokohs Bar and Second Banana could make for great snack options, while some cooked steak to represent the Buffalo Steak Sandvich would also be a good dinner option.
@@TheTimmynatoRex I’m ashamed I didn’t think of this.. also could add Bonk! And Crit-A-Cola! To the menu because again, it’ll only exist in concept so no need for health concerns (but also then again part of me wants to make it as realistic as possible)
the combined backpack could be balanced by having the whole backpack not affect you at all when your backstabbed since the razor back does disappear before recharging but other than that it still would be overpowered
Maybe if you run out of combined class videos to make, you could remake them but instead of combining the percentages additively, you combine them multiplicatively (if you, for the sake of argument, have two weapons that reduce weapon damage by 50% but increase weapon attack speed by 100%, you’d normally reduce damage to nothing and increase attack speed to triple, but with this proportional system, the weapon will instead deal 1/4 damage and 4x attack speed, which would maybe reflect proper game balance better (though any weapon that deals no damage suddenly contaminates the whole weapon list, like with the rocket jumper)
I feel sniper rifles and bows should be seperate sniper rifles have scoping and charging mechanics while scoped to help them deal insane damage on headshots. bows are more mid-range press weapons designed for bodyshots occasionally getting a head if you are lucky but dealing good damage either way. that and bows techinically have their own charge mechanic and projectile makes them feel like such a huge difference in playstyles and focus.
Id say the huntsman could work in this since it already works like the classic in how it charges without zoom. Even faster charge and more damage but bullets are replaced with arrows with travel time. (Imagen the lucksman headshot hitbox combined with machina penetration. A Scary sight to be sure!) Basically a stronger version of the Half Life 2 crossbow.
my one gripe with this video is that you stumble over your words sometimes, i’d recommend reading the script a little slower, but otherwise i love this
Before I saw these videos of yours, I had a similar idea, kinda (?); what if all unlockables just poof gone, and only the *possitive* stats were combined (this would kinda be because we want to avoid 1 damage rocket lancher). Would the game change a lot? Which classes would change the most? New meta strategies?
A surprisingly decent rifle. I think most of its usage will come from the overabundance of effects that come with headshots. Talk about a fireworks display.
surely the combined backpack should have the downside of breaking after being backstabbed. it would still be OP but at least you'd have the razorback downside of it being an empty slot after a backstab.
or you could do like what cosmic afro did and have a weapon with all the combined thats modded into the game.. he did actually make a server with the combined stats and he had to have the weapons modded in via tf2 menu commands so you could also do that.
@@llennoxyt oh I didnt hear that. you just said "tf2 weapons are weird and I have to use 3 different weapons to showcase everything" so I figured id tell you what cosmic did cuz I'm pretty sure his videos are taken down so I figured you didnt see em...
The huntsman should've been added and made the sniper rifle charge faster and have faster move speed while charging, but shoot arrow projectiles instead of hitscan bullets. Also shouldn't bazaar bargain's charge penalty be nullified by sydney sleeper?
Can we just get a server which automatically replaces each class with one of the combined weapons? I dont know how you would account for different types.
Or it would be an smg that Sniper throws, and only inflicts jarate if destroyed by running out of ammo (which is impossible, since it gets thrown instead of fired)
@@llennoxyt YIPEE, also for the medic, the Uber can be activated at 50% due to the Vax charges affecting the average... So if you use the combosaw and get 4 successful hits that's 1 full Uber that stays even after death
it's not 17 yet my friend! For I was cursed to be the age of some bot-infested 80s spy movie-inspired FPS from the early 2000s where you play as nine different classes ranging from a speedy, low-health Boston boy to a slow yet tanky Russian with a giant minigun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
Honestly; combining all those snipers together would be an interesting side grade and not over powered and this is coming from someone who hates Sniper.
great video, just a little bit of advice, you don't need the really loud whooshing sound when you show the music card because its kind of intrusive and distracting. anyways, cool video.
If you ever need stats for your combined spy weapons video, I left the statistics of the combinations on Cosmic Afro's sniper video. Here's the link since he forgot to do spy. th-cam.com/video/LvNhZZC96EM/w-d-xo.html
Apparently he already did before I started doing this series, but I didn’t know and started making videos on it but I plan on doing the spy video which he never did (:
This video helped me get through violent explosive diarrhoea, thank you, Llennox
😮😮😮
Anytime (:
The Bad Weapon Academy reference on the thumbnail, this oughta be good!
Bad combined weapon academy when
I definitely agree!!
I stumbled upon and binged the entirety of this series last night, so imagine my surprise seeing the newest addition a day later
Same
Same!!
ideas for a tf2-based cafe that will most likely only exist in concept, more specifically ideas for foods:
-Coffee (Medic and Sniper are both seen drinking it, maybe there could be separate brews for each or something?”
-The Engie Nest (scrambled eggs/omelets shaped like Engie buildings wrapped in bacon to reference “making bacon”. Eggs=Birds and Birds=Nest. Could also come with a piece of toast or French Toast that vaguely looks like the stock Sapper)
-Sandvich (duh)
-Mad Milk Milkshake (or just Mad Milkshake, it’s just a milkshake that’s it) -Spycrab Cakes (crab cakes that are decorated to look like spycrabs or something idk. description on menu could be something like “not made with real spycrabs”)
-Yeti Punch (fruit punch but more Saxton Hale-y)
-Cherry Scrumpy (cherry soda, root beer, or ginger ale. No alcohol for the youngins, but there is one with alcohol that I’ll talk about later. Why cherries? Cherry bombs.)
-Scottish Scrumpy (alcoholic beverage)
-Wine and Cigarettes (no alcohol or drugs, it’s a desert with biscuit ‘cigarettes’ that you dip in grape ‘wine’, either being pudding or jam or something idk. Maybe pudding with a cake on the bottom or something??) -TRUE AMERICAN STEW (in all caps, a stew with croutons or something in it, referencing the teleported bread and that one Sniper line where he says something about using Soldier’s hat to eat his brains. Rest assured there are no brains in this, just BREAD AND AMERICA!!)
-Scrumpy-Fried Sea Monster (another Demoman item, I know. It’s just fish fried with Scrumpy, the alcoholic drink I mentioned earlier. Comes with a little Scottish flag on a toothpick and a baked potato shaped like a sticky bomb or something)
-Bucket O’ Chicken (bucket of chicken. At the bottom of the outside of the container there’s a little note or something written by Scout. That’s the only novelty to it otherwise it’s just a bucket of chicken)
-Pyro’s Crème Brûlée (it’s just a crème brûlée with a side of Ballonicorn Fluff, a small container of cotton candy. I didn’t know what to give for Pyro.)
-Über-fest (Oktoberfest with some strawberries and radishes in it I guess?? Red things that are vaguely shaped like cartoon hearts??? I also had no idea with this one, as no one would probably wanna eat something Medic-themed.. I’ve never had beer before so I don’t even know if this would TASTE GOOD)
-Pumpkin-Bandit Soup?? (Idk I ran out of ideas but I wanted to try and add something either referencing Scream Fortress or the comics. This did both. For those who don’t know, Medic somehow turned a bandit into a pumpkin, who presumably joined the Russian Mafia, who were there to kill Merasmus or something idk.. the comics were WILD)
-Jar O Tea (just Green Tea and Lemon or something idk. Would most likely be taken off the menu almost instantly)
I wanted to do something for Pauling or the Administrator but I could only think of a lasagna decorated like the Intelligence in reference to the papers in it being layered or something????? Idk.
Maybe you could have a food that looks like a bar, covered in edible gold to make Australium.
@@thrusttheconehead5369 I did think of that but I didn’t know what flavor it would be nor how to explain it.
The Dalokohs Bar and Second Banana could make for great snack options, while some cooked steak to represent the Buffalo Steak Sandvich would also be a good dinner option.
@@TheTimmynatoRex I’m ashamed I didn’t think of this.. also could add Bonk! And Crit-A-Cola! To the menu because again, it’ll only exist in concept so no need for health concerns (but also then again part of me wants to make it as realistic as possible)
Hmmm… interesting interesting
"hey that's MY thumbnail style!" Fish on a stick, probably
this guy's music choice is always fucken great
Agreed! Love me some Hollow Knight
the combined backpack could be balanced by having the whole backpack not affect you at all when your backstabbed since the razor back does disappear before recharging but other than that it still would be overpowered
Glad to see Lon’Qudor in one of your videos!
Mandela effect, I was never in the video
what a voice, my seat is soaked.
WHAT
@@LonqudorWHAT
WHAT
What?
i can see the backpack effects go away if a spy stabs it
little add on for balance
This channel feels like if cosmic afro got his soul transfered into a younger tf2ber
Trueee
>feat. Lon'Qudor
*lock in*
I feel like the backpack is just a big "fuck you"
0:22 this is literally the average sniper main
Amazing Series to Discover
This is The Exact kinda game breaking Theorizing I Like
Game Theory walked so Llennox could run
The music caught my attention cuz it reminds of all the punch out videos I've seen
Dude same!! I watched so many summoning salt punch out videos XD
6:20 this looks exactly like a Borderlands gun
I need that shortstop review
Oh God you making a server thats gonna have the demoknight weapons in it???
I hope so!!
The thumbnail image looks like your average sniper rifle in the Borderlands franchise
8:28
"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it"
Honestly, merging the Sleeper and Classic sounds like it would be amazing and very cool for both weapons.
It’s actually been tons of fun being able to use the jarate effect of the Sydney sleeper while using other sniper rifles
This dude i swear his vids are always great
Mann I can’t wait for the spy vid! (The knife would give you 2 max health, and the watch would be STUPID BROKEN)
can charge witchout scope
cant fire noscope
Charge while unscoped, full charge quickscope
The piss and blood clouds combined are scary
me fr
Maybe if you run out of combined class videos to make, you could remake them but instead of combining the percentages additively, you combine them multiplicatively (if you, for the sake of argument, have two weapons that reduce weapon damage by 50% but increase weapon attack speed by 100%, you’d normally reduce damage to nothing and increase attack speed to triple, but with this proportional system, the weapon will instead deal 1/4 damage and 4x attack speed, which would maybe reflect proper game balance better (though any weapon that deals no damage suddenly contaminates the whole weapon list, like with the rocket jumper)
we don't talk about the chat in the clips in the first minute
I feel sniper rifles and bows should be seperate
sniper rifles have scoping and charging mechanics while scoped to help them deal insane damage on headshots.
bows are more mid-range press weapons designed for bodyshots occasionally getting a head if you are lucky but dealing good damage either way. that and bows techinically have their own charge mechanic and projectile makes them feel like such a huge difference in playstyles and focus.
Damn. crazy good video. Ur gonna blow up my guy
Agreed
we can get even more nuttier by adding mvm stats
the thumbnail still has better gun design than starfield guns
We need the same concept for Spy's weapons
I think he plans on making it soon, he just announced it in his Discord server I believe
Next one is gonna be spy im exited for it
Id say the huntsman could work in this since it already works like the classic in how it charges without zoom.
Even faster charge and more damage but bullets are replaced with arrows with travel time.
(Imagen the lucksman headshot hitbox combined with machina penetration. A Scary sight to be sure!) Basically a stronger version of the Half Life 2 crossbow.
The maokcinclassstarAWbargen
my favorite rifle
my one gripe with this video is that you stumble over your words sometimes, i’d recommend reading the script a little slower, but otherwise i love this
Another banger I see?
Before I saw these videos of yours, I had a similar idea, kinda (?); what if all unlockables just poof gone, and only the *possitive* stats were combined (this would kinda be because we want to avoid 1 damage rocket lancher). Would the game change a lot? Which classes would change the most? New meta strategies?
finally, the hyper rifle...
im waiting for the short stop video (subscribed)
Lore of [TF2] Combining All the Sniper's Weapon Stats (feat. Lon'Qudor) momentum 100
so the kukri becomes a respectable bushwacka? nice
The hitmans classic machina original bargain sleeper
A surprisingly decent rifle. I think most of its usage will come from the overabundance of effects that come with headshots. Talk about a fireworks display.
I never knew that pyros tank is in his hitmodel
This isn’t Bad Weapon Academy
surely the combined backpack should have the downside of breaking after being backstabbed. it would still be OP but at least you'd have the razorback downside of it being an empty slot after a backstab.
Hi, I've been wanting to mod/edit weapons in TF2 for a long while. Do you know where I would be able to learn such things? Thanks.
When you headshot someone, have them gib 2 heads, for the memes.
On the smg you could have done a 5% chance to inflict piss and it will only add it for 1 second
The combined weapons server is happening I knew it
Imagine a Sniper Rifle that deals +100% damage on Bodyshot, -33% damage on Headshot.
Or, maybe +50/-50 if you'd prefer.
Just. Imagine.
crutch
So cool.
DID I HEAR SHORTSTOP REVIEW? I mean I was already subbed but I guess I’ll sub harder.
SHORTSTOP REVIEW LETS GOOO
@@zachusaguyLETS GOOOOO
"Sydney sleeper but better"
or you could do like what cosmic afro did and have a weapon with all the combined thats modded into the game.. he did actually make a server with the combined stats and he had to have the weapons modded in via tf2 menu commands so you could also do that.
I do plan on doing that? I specifically said in the video that’s what I’m going to do (:
@@llennoxyt oh I didnt hear that. you just said "tf2 weapons are weird and I have to use 3 different weapons to showcase everything" so I figured id tell you what cosmic did cuz I'm pretty sure his videos are taken down so I figured you didnt see em...
For such a small yter you have a good ass mic
love this series
The huntsman should've been added and made the sniper rifle charge faster and have faster move speed while charging, but shoot arrow projectiles instead of hitscan bullets. Also shouldn't bazaar bargain's charge penalty be nullified by sydney sleeper?
Yippee the server is soon
Can we just get a server which automatically replaces each class with one of the combined weapons? I dont know how you would account for different types.
dude a sniper is already hard to balance
2:20 bro just backstabbed the spy as sniper
Well well well how the tables have turned
He sure got back at him!
Ah yes the Arsenal for the hardcore sniper
OH HELL YEAH A COMBINED SERVER
jarate + smg would be a smg that inflicts a jarate explosion upn hit
YOOO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!
Or it would be an smg that Sniper throws, and only inflicts jarate if destroyed by running out of ammo (which is impossible, since it gets thrown instead of fired)
Dont forget your promise at 20 000 😈
Make a video for the server please 🥺, I would love to see God Medic and Battlelover Engineer grouping up
The server is being worked on now and will be out when I release the spy video (: (hopefully on Friday if I can get it done by then)
@@llennoxyt YIPEE, also for the medic, the Uber can be activated at 50% due to the Vax charges affecting the average... So if you use the combosaw and get 4 successful hits that's 1 full Uber that stays even after death
The bazaar bargan would be useless because of the Sydney sleeper
What if we combined the huntsman and the fortified compound???
Would probably be cracked
In all honesty almost instant 270 damage is really good
8:30 Make it so ALL the benefits stop while backstab is recharging...?
Now this is epic
I didn't finish yet but I swear to god if there's some stupid combination like -99.9% damage
8:15 shouldn’t it lose all the other buffs on being stabbed until it comes back?
You should do a combining multi class weapons
it's not 17 yet my friend! For I was cursed to be the age of some bot-infested 80s spy movie-inspired FPS from the early 2000s where you play as nine different classes ranging from a speedy, low-health Boston boy to a slow yet tanky Russian with a giant minigun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
how tf is 2007 early 2000s
@@CorruptdKetchup same reason on how 1914 is the early 1900s
Bros stick on a fish on a fish
Fish fish on a fish
Honestly; combining all those snipers together would be an interesting side grade and not over powered and this is coming from someone who hates Sniper.
0:29 Chat wilin
What is pre jungle inferno danger shield?
now you gotta remake the entire ass series
To fix stuff up or for better editing?
smgs and backpacks should be combined together as a 1 weapon
No noooo
@@llennoxyt bruh. im watching your other combining weapons videos rn. Do it pls
The kukri damage is too low when at low health. The weapon should do only around 25% less damage than stock.
great video, just a little bit of advice, you don't need the really loud whooshing sound when you show the music card because its kind of intrusive and distracting. anyways, cool video.
Is it that intrusive and distracting in the video?
@@llennoxyt at least i thought so
Thanks for letting me know!
YO LETS GO ITS LON, LON CAMIO (hes growing up so fast, it was like just november when he had 500 🥲)
i think i might've helped you and Lon meet
I'm just gonna ignore the convo at 0:26
If you ever need stats for your combined spy weapons video, I left the statistics of the combinations on Cosmic Afro's sniper video. Here's the link since he forgot to do spy.
th-cam.com/video/LvNhZZC96EM/w-d-xo.html
Good watch, love your shit dude
Didn't Cosmic Afro already do this?
Apparently he already did before I started doing this series, but I didn’t know and started making videos on it but I plan on doing the spy video which he never did (:
Idea don’t include the jumper weapons in the server
This isn't FishStickOnAStick,,
PISS EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!
Epic
noice fucking vid
What Is the name of his server
Lennoxs?
new video yippee
Just so you know, Aussie is pronounced more like 'ozzy'
What ru gonna call this???
the flmsdfr
The Shooterstein