guys lets like my coment guys so guys im dyirng right now guys im quietly pamicking because i just ate something so fuckinf SPICY FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCTTTTT guys AAAHHHHHHHHHHH I knew i shouldnt have put those carolina peppers in guys my scrambled eggs guys FUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK guys SOMEBODY HELP ME guys I HAVE NO WATER OR MILK OR ANYTHING guys WHITE TO COOL guys MY MOUTH WITH guys edit: you will never know what the real edit was
@@crimsonsiege7000 it was in one of their past vids. They said nobody would be commenting "where's pink gradient man".. Then everyone did... It was a long time ago. Only tru fans knoo
@@Ravenous I know that. That's why I commented it because it was so long ago everyone forgot about him. I was confused by what he said about boogy man has beef in his basement
@@semirdacic3077 ye becuase people are started to turn straight becuass the earths rotational atmosphere hermosphere is going in the direction that is very good and, EPIC! Which means minecraft is relevant because of my huge dong
History lesson with Laski, nelson's real name is rolihlahla, but his grade 1 teacher was calling out the role and when they got to his name, they just said, I'll call you nelson
hey fiitz. i just wanted to- hey fitz, you know your one of my- fitz you’re in the top 5 of my favorite you-...fitz...your a TH-camr...and that’s cool✌🏽 edit: thx for al the liikes and sspelling erors i hade to fixx.
Chadwick boseman aka black panther: * exist* Misfits: There are no black men named chad Chad: Am I a joke to you? Edit: how in the hell is this my most popular comment?
Wait... Is swagger actually only 3 feet tall? I'm 5'11... God he is short.... ( I'm actually European, so for all europeans, This is how long did dude says swagger is 3 feet= "91 cm"... 5'11 feet = 180 cm... ) no need to wooosh me. Cuz i know it's a joke. Swagger is longer than the average gay baby
I used to play so much CS:GO I have well over 3k hours and well I'm glad left it all I wanted was global and quit Good to see that you made it on trending was good to watch a bit but now I've moved onto the reality of life, CS:GO will always be in my heart
Fitz, I wanna thank you so much for existing. I’ve been going through the hardest time lately with an ex and I’ve been hella depressed, but your videos give me so much happiness, you’re so funny, I love ur shit man, I really enjoy watching your videos, can’t wait for new vids and I hope ur doing well
When he shot Kryos in the vent, I thought of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Anakin jumped down and Obi-Wan was ready to slice him up then he just simple said, "Oh, it's you."
I had this on in the background while I was *ahem* under the influence and when that harmonized yell at, Funnily enough, at 4:20 in the video, happened my head physically BUZZED from hearing the harmony
what's up guys
Also Fitz ok
Also Fitz poop inside my ass, Fitz
Hey dad
Bruh u a unit
The sky :))))
FITZ : LETS HAVE A POSITIVE GAME OF CSGO
Swagger : We don’t do that here
Africa: *eats*
T’challa: I’m sorry we don’t do that here.
Swagger is the best
What the hell is that song
@@johndangerr idk
Fitz: doesn't upload
Also fitz: actually uploads more content
*ILLUSION 3000*
This comment is underrated lmao
also fitz: only uploads 1 video a month thats 10 minutes long
Mischeif44 nah 2 a month
@@ryder6877 you legit made no argument here lol , you just proved my point
Thanos: *Snaps*
Fitz: *Dies*
Also Fitz: What’s up guys
ahaha this is genius xD
ahaha this is genius xD
Ahaha this is genius xD
Ahaha this is genius xD
ahaha this is genius xD
Ahh I see you forgot the password to the main Channel again
Lol
@@rares2049 Chang name
SourCan same problem with vsauce lol
1k likes now u welcome
LMAO
I have never hated the word “guys” so much in my life
guys lets like my coment guys so guys im dyirng right now guys im quietly pamicking because i just ate something so fuckinf SPICY FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCTTTTT guys AAAHHHHHHHHHHH I knew i shouldnt have put those carolina peppers in guys my scrambled eggs guys FUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK guys SOMEBODY HELP ME guys I HAVE NO WATER OR MILK OR ANYTHING guys WHITE TO COOL guys MY MOUTH WITH guys
edit: you will never know what the real edit was
@@TechSupportDave That is the point of an edit.
So you're saying you love guys?
@@callumparker3293 damn nigga you onto summin
Shuddup, csgo isnt relevan--
Fitz: Hold my beer
Also Fitz: *_W H A T S U P G U Y S_*
literally *Also Fitz* heheh
"I've never met a black man named chad"
The entire country of Chad in Africa
Thats a country not a person
@@firstnamelastname1439 really? No wayyyy
@@firstnamelastname1439 so smart
@@firstnamelastname1439 r/whoosh
@@firstnamelastname1439 damn, ur smart
CS:GO: Still relevant
Main Channel: Wut The F̶u̶c̶k̶ Heck?
Main channel: Am I a joke to you?
This game is still relevant god dammit!!
I got one question.
Where's pink gradient man?
In his basement or a.k.a boogie man's basement, boogie man has beef in his basement
@@Daniel_Brgrmstr I'm so confused by this
@@crimsonsiege7000 it was in one of their past vids. They said nobody would be commenting "where's pink gradient man".. Then everyone did... It was a long time ago. Only tru fans knoo
@@Ravenous I know that. That's why I commented it because it was so long ago everyone forgot about him. I was confused by what he said about boogy man has beef in his basement
@@Ravenous unfortunately pink gradient man died of ligma
Swagger: "I've never met a black man named Chad"
Me a black man named Chad: my times has come!
Are you serious?😂
Your name is King Frederick don't lie
@@PinaEverlue Its just a alias dude 😂😂
Honestly I know a black guy named chad
_I know a black guy named dad, I haven't seen him in 10 years_
I just got a domino's pizza ad while watching this and cheesy bread was one of the specials
I had a Taco Bell nacho box ad
love the pfp
Bro why didn’t you order some for us
same
Imagine not having premium
Nobody:
Literally No one:
Fitz: Ima Upload More On My Second Channel than my Main
Fitz's logic: They can't complain I don't upload if they don't subscribe to both channels.
Sensiechan 😂
He doesnt edit them
god you people completely ruined this meme format
Cuz he getting that sponsor money
Instructions unclear, ended up putting my game disc in the microwave.
I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate
instructions unclear, i ended up having a game disc for a steam game
Instructions unclear, ended up invading Poland
@@BreadForYou next time try not to do that
Here before Zuckles tries to jump off a balcony again
-Swaggers flashback intensifies-
And drops a shot glass off the same balcony...
So, tick tock consumed you now as well?
You were a good soldier
Tik tok u fuckin normie jk its a gay app anway
Using tiktoks for pervert purposes :}}
Let's just keep this a secret
spell it right
@@plutus130 speaking from experience or...?
fitz makes a vid with pyro dissing tic toks
Next vid sponsored by tic tok
tic
@@jgaltele tock
At the time where everyone knows tik but really doesn’t care. Genius
I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate I’m illiterate
@No homunculi it was a joke
Fitz: *Doesn't upload*
Also Fitz: What's up, guys!
Me: I'm going to watch some youtube while I eat my pizza
*five minutes later after **2:40*
Me: I picked the wrong video
Jamal Solo I ate pizza too 🥴
Jonathan Monroy omg same here
*#4 on trending*
Hey
Hey
Yeah. 4 years ago loser. Now it’s Mr.Beast
Wow! My favorite Counter-strike global offensive youtuber has uploaded on his second channel! Epic!
Sellout channel*
Suprisingly good channel*
Lol You sound like fitz
@Schmaltzy He can't sound, he can write stupid!
DrexxBoban Type*
i dont know what it is but 10 min feels like 1 min when watchig fitz, love your videos man
Must be related to this time relativity thing
Maybe you're getting high along with them
Same
Might be the cocaine
_The fact that Minecraft is more relevant than Fortnite gives me a shred of faith for humanity._
Daniel Sambar it’s really on the come up again
I played with my friend today again for about 3 and a half hours and it was fucking nostalgic and amazing
well actually the only reason people like minecraft again is because all the retard kids went to fortnite
@@semirdacic3077 ye becuase people are started to turn straight becuass the earths rotational atmosphere hermosphere is going in the direction that is very good and, EPIC! Which means minecraft is relevant because of my huge dong
Bro I started playing Minecraft again like two days ago for the first time in like 6 years 😂😂
Swagger: " I can feel my IQ going down by the second"
Me: "what IQ?"
OoOooOOoO BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!!!!!!!
UwU good one
it mean internet qonnection
@@rebull8262 Incest Queen
That last clip is going right to the SMii7Y prediction compilation
Le epic.
Yeet
His pov must be hilarious
Can't wait for SMii7Y to upload the clip so what's-his-name can put it in Part 4. That's gonna be epic!
9:50 another one for the SMii7Y prediction compilation
Zinnur Hossain
Not really a prediction because Fitz shot first.
@@iikeli727 not really sure how your reflexes work but people don't really shoot back after a split second of a gun shot
Zinnur Hossain
Smii7y has like reflex flowing trough his veins
Jm firelord
*Injects reflex*
Poutine power
Soooo uhhhh
You forgot your password on the main channel?
Again
He'll use the discarded footage and upload on his main channel after 2 months don't worry bout it
like maxmoefoe?
He explains why he’s not been uploading a lot on the podcast.
I think he waiting for 5ml subs
"Bill might be the one name whiter than Nelson"
yeah right, *J O H N*
trutru
What about John Henry
"A whole pizza... i was sick it was good dough" 😂😂
misfits: "nelson is a white name"
nelson Mandela: am I a joke to you?
History lesson with Laski, nelson's real name is rolihlahla, but his grade 1 teacher was calling out the role and when they got to his name, they just said,
I'll call you nelson
Grizzy's name is nelson
Nelson Wakanda
@@sjoerd9370 I can not confirm nor deny that this is, in fact, his real name
Im brodie nelson
I've seen many funny thing on youtube.
But this...
This does put a smile on my face.
*MANY* *FUNNY* *THING*
Funniest thing on TH-cam is Minecraft perfectly cut screams trust me
I've heard many thanos memes.
But this...
This does put a smile on my face.
@@peanutbutterjuice3142 nah they aren't
r/unexpectedthanos
at about 3:07 a spider waltzed across my screen, but i was calm b/c i thought it was in the vid. then it walked over the youtube logo.
I am so dumb i just literally went to that part of video and tried to find the spider 😂😂😂
@@kanishkyadav1135 that is so great XD!
@@spacecacteye4060 😂😂
nigga u got me looking everywhere in my room
Kanishk Yadav same lmao 😂😂😂
0:05 - 1:28 12 year olds when they try to make TH-cam tutorials but they're younger brother is complaining in the background
He hears his brother arguing with his dad and he hears gunshots and ends the video
What’s this song called😂😂😂
@@flameborg7729 have u found it lmaooo
Swagger, Misfits and Fitz uploaded on the same day? N U T
nut in portuguese
Spermed in Germany
So, are you a crusader OF capitalism or a crusader AGAINST capitalism?
Busted in gealic
White juice comes out of pp in French
Nobody:
Fitz: Uses a joke about stretching a video out to 10 minutes to stretch his video out to 10 minutes
Edit: Lmao thanks for the likes
#FBI
c h a c h a r e a l s m o o t h
2000 IQ
Tornado Edits “THaNkS fOR ThE lIkEs”
Well, thats just how I like it!
4:15 new marvel intro sequence.
King_Meme
NAH MAN!
DCEU is getting it.
Fitz : "Today's video is sponsored by TikTok"
Me : *Wait, that's illegal*
Nah Fitz hates tik Tok
This is AlsoFitz
hey fiitz. i just wanted to- hey fitz, you know your one of my- fitz you’re in the top 5 of my favorite you-...fitz...your a TH-camr...and that’s cool✌🏽
edit: thx for al the liikes and sspelling erors i hade to fixx.
Makala Mcbride *you can’t get a
monetized comment so*
You’re*
Wut?
This was the most... this comment you made was... this comment... this... uh... your gay
Makala Mcbride fair play😂😂
**gets notification**
*aw shit here we go again...*
4:27 *ww2 flashbacks* "Oh no, not the air raid sirens"
CSGO but it’s relevant.
Impossible perhaps the archives are incomplete
That feel when u plug something in order to pass the 10 minute mark
I wanna upvote but you have 69 likes
Fitz: *sponsored by tiktok
Me: *Everyone disliked that.*
im gonna be honest, tik tok isnt the worst thing on the planet
still terrible, but some of it is just essentially vine 2.
still, terrible.
@@flurf5245 I went on that app once just to at least see ONE funny video but it was the worst experience I have ever had.
8:30 that aged really well actually
It’s great to know that Swagger’s 2 choices of names is either my name or retard... not like there’s a difference
Ariel Echevarria ha
@@arielechevarria7407 made my day
TikTok? They must pay well if you guys are willing to do that
Yeah that what i thought
the video had a new feel to it like you kinda editted it differently, liking it heaps.
He doesn't edit his second channel videos
@@Krizzy thats just false bro
@@samerpo915 he hired an editor for this channel...
@@ms102111 oh didn't know
Swagger:”I feel my IQ dropping my the second”
Everybody:”no that’s just the weed swagger”
Only when ur high or if ur a teen
No one:
Literally No One
Fits and his friends: harmonize in what sounds like a battlecry
Its just the THX movie opening
Chadwick boseman aka black panther: * exist*
Misfits: There are no black men named chad
Chad: Am I a joke to you?
Edit: how in the hell is this my most popular comment?
That chord at 4:15 was actually a full dominant 7th chord by the time all the voices came in. Absolutely amazing
It's actually so awesome to finally see JC playing with you guys. He's an awesome addition to the group!!
Ironic how Swagger was a C-section but he's 3 feet tall 8:04
Wait... Is swagger actually only 3 feet tall? I'm 5'11... God he is short....
( I'm actually European, so for all europeans, This is how long did dude says swagger is
3 feet= "91 cm"...
5'11 feet = 180 cm... )
no need to wooosh me. Cuz i know it's a joke. Swagger is longer than the average gay baby
How is that ironic?
@@brendanswords4659 he's tiny AF... He's 3 fucking feet ( 91 cm )
@@brendanswords4659 it's ironic cause a c section baby is too big to be born normally
@@Bappster420 please delete your comment
Nice I will cherish this knowing that its the only vid for weeks
4:25 this would have been perfect if it did the THX intro 🤣🤣
x TxRxIxP x thanks for bringing up my worst nightmare
I thought more along the lines of microwave gone wrong
Forgot how big fitz was that he was literally sponsored by tik tok
4:20 the pitch change was actually well-coordinated
Also Fitz is also my favorite TH-camr
*The first one is Fitz*
Good for you
8:50 drinking soda and this happened frickin soda came out of my nose literally
Ur avg Glitch I was taking a fat sip from my sprite
Mini: "Oh what the hell did i just tabbed into?"
*Goes back to being pablo*
That was Byze....
Game instructions were unclear I ended up putting my disc in the toaster
Fitz is sooner or later have to become a family friendly channel
5k subs no videos
Shout me out because im irrelevant
Lol
I’m I dreaming or is that actually an upload...😟
No way
Lel
We don’t know
I think you're you dreaming... :/
Luka Nikolovski me too... I’m shaking
but what about the african country......
CHAD
Illuminati confirmed it
i was booting up dark souls 3 when they started doing the chorus part and then the login screen music joined them XD
1960's: we'll have flying cars and unlimited energy.
2019:*people getting paid for discussing what names are white*
5:50 my name's Flynn and wasn't listing and then they said my name, i almost fell of my chair
Im sorry to say this but you are super white
That's what you almost get for not listening
Hahaha same
This man was the one that brought Tiktok to the public eye
nobody:
literally nobody:
fitz: whats up guys
You think Fitz's upload schedule is bad? You should see my sleep schedule
Do you have it written down?
@@dojostarfox4520 no it's just a disorderly insomniac sorta situation
Bruh same. I have the most cracked out sleep schedule
I don't sleep
@@dynka__ I don't breathe
On a train to Germany with no wifi this roaming data charge is high but its worth it
when you here the music in the background in a fitz video you know your gonna be depressed after its done😂
Fitz: talk more I need 10 minutes
No one : 😶
Swagger: oh shit Fitz you sent me last week's rehearsal
"...today's video is sponsored by tik tok"
My mind:Fitz tok
No
@ hey, atleast it's not as bad as "WHEN YOU'RE ON A HORSE"
@ and i'd ride ya all night long
"Life's like my sister, and I wanna ride it all night long" is the quote reference
Theres a black guy at my school named chad
Really its chadwick but whos gonna say thatva thousand times
Chadwick is fuckin 50 times more white
Call him ooga booga
Yeah same I know a black Chadwick
I'm gonna name my daughter mayonnaise
People will call her may
But deep down she will still be a sauce
Ending song is called
Blanket Fort - Catmosphere
Thank you my guy
what about the intro?
How about the intro
Intro Song is
Push N' Glide - B Ball Bouncer
@@ForsbladMan Thx so much
Catmosphere - Blanket Fort
Outro music if anyone was wondering ☺
You're a god
You a god
holy jeebers that outro music is swag 🙏🏿💪🏾👌🏻👈🏿
My nigga just used swag
@@TheyCallMeSonny and you just used nigga trying to act hard 🤔
*_h O L y j e E B e R s_*
@@kotorosuki8325 What kinda nigga @s people to thro a phat no-u ❓❗❓⁉‼‼‼❕❔❔❌😉😛😛😝😜😣😳😅
Fitz: *breathes*
TH-cam Trending *y'all hear something?*
That intro lasted longer than my parent’s marriage
Hey,good one
Almost seemed like swagger was being ignored in this vid 😂
The Greatest Dad Ever well all his good bits are either on the main channel, or on swaggers channel
you need grizzy on the podcast
It’s so different from this video to kryoz video in the first part lmaoo😂😂
Legend has it jc hasn’t recovered yet
I used to play so much CS:GO I have well over 3k hours and well I'm glad left it all I wanted was global and quit
Good to see that you made it on trending was good to watch a bit but now I've moved onto the reality of life,
CS:GO will always be in my heart
“I would do it again...” - Me when I do something stupid and consider doing it again 😂
Fitz: Uploads a vid
Also Fitz: *Hold my beer*
It's funny cause it looks like he's fighting himself
Fitz, I wanna thank you so much for existing. I’ve been going through the hardest time lately with an ex and I’ve been hella depressed, but your videos give me so much happiness, you’re so funny, I love ur shit man, I really enjoy watching your videos, can’t wait for new vids and I hope ur doing well
When u just start playing cargo but people say it irrelevant 😱
MMM
4:28 imagine hearing that full volume at 3 am in the morning
Ik this was 1 year ago and it’s 3:31 am but I j wanted to say how the notes actually sounded really good
Hitting that outro with Catmosphere
Catmosphere - blanket fort
Thank you so much
the change from "guys i'm being shot" to "im in isis now" was hilarious
Chad “Ocho-Cinco” Johnson
*Best Torturial Ever, I can finally bhop without cheating*
My neighbors dog is named fitz
Coincidence
I THINK NOT
He turned into a dog that’s why he’s not posting
When he shot Kryos in the vent, I thought of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Anakin jumped down and Obi-Wan was ready to slice him up then he just simple said, "Oh, it's you."
Tik Tok: Wha- wait.. we got 2.1 million users all of a sudden?!! CALL THE BOSS!!! WE DID IT!!!!
*_The wild Fitz comes out to post a video, and proceeds to go back into hibernation for another year._*
9:38
Sounded like my dog when I accidentally step on his paw
If you press the time stamp a bunch of time it kinda sounds like Mario lol
I had this on in the background while I was *ahem* under the influence and when that harmonized yell at, Funnily enough, at 4:20 in the video, happened my head physically BUZZED from hearing the harmony