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Rekha, Raph, Trapp, and Katie enter the Rank Room to discuss the best way to take over the world.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Raphael Chestang
Rekha Shankar
Mike Trapp
CREW
Director - Arthur Enright
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Director Of Photography - Carter Ross
Make Up Artist - Denise R. Valentine
Sound Mixer - Ryan Knouf
Editor - Eve Hinz
Rekha's Idea
2018: A funny joke
2020:
No
* cue Vietnam flashback *
Definitely. Not funny anymore
i dunno.... still a pretty silly joke
Raph's first idea
2018: A funny joke
2021:
By the time Raph finishes his idea, Katie will have already taken over the world through the minds of children.
The easiest way to "get them while they are young" would through "subliminal message concerts" that were organized by a "media baron" to "hypnotize" people into doing their bidding. That's what all those ideas have in common so that the concepts should all be put together into a plan that has a better chance at taking total control
@@ArgonTheAware PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS EXPECTED OF ME
She really just predicted Covid-19. “Remember SARS”
How did she know did she create inspire someone to create Covid
It’s not the first time they predicted COVID.
Raph cannot tell short stories. He's like a documentary that stretches a 5-minute story into an hour.
Raph's barely stiffled giggles at his own answer are the best part of these.
greatjerb i concur 😅
Kat Whin I procur
greatjerb his laugh is actually amazing
2nd one (secret cure) is funny for anyone watching this in 2020
lol yeah
@@jackbrooks0334 you said that in 2021
Still hasn’t been fully fixed
Nah 2021 for the win
She even mentioned SARS
4:15 Rehka: what if I made a cure for a disease that ran rampant- everyone is getting it- and I honestly probably made it...remember SARS?
2018: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katie: I think this is a very fun idea. ^-^
2020: HA! You thought, Katie, you thought.
She's enacting her plan
Raphael Chestang - Rank Room highlights: "so you know how a mirror works..." "you spent 15 min. explaining what a designated survivor was, and then breezed right over 'I will convince them that aliens' " feel free to comment more
I'm very late but him barely able to speak when describing the sexiest way to die
bro that was so good. Like he speaks as if he is saying the most sacrilegious shit possible, but then its just "death by cunnulingus" lmao@@5Amigos32
I love all the "mmmm's" of acknowledgement in this series.
Mmm
REMEMBER SARS? Well, that didn’t age too well
well Rekha's first idea sure didn't age well... "Remember SARS?" lol
Dissapointed Raph: "I thought this army would have spiders."
Read this as he said it made it so much better he sounds so defeated
Raph overexplaining things is exactly how I do it and exactly how my friends treat me. I also will sometimes start to laugh at myself too but I cant stop.
Maybe the REAL Katie Marovitch was the friends we made along the way.
Enthused Norseman argh where is that from it’s killing me
AdamC the good place
Art Kidnapped Me thank you!!
@@artkidnappedme5364 Wait, what? I think The Good Place just used that line, but I don't know where it's ACTUALLY from.
Katie is Hitlers great great great granddaughter
Remember SARS? Me in quarantine to avoid the Coronavirus: 😂
“Remember SARS?”
2020 people: “Which one?”
make a sketch called “raf laughing at things”
Don’t you mean Af?
Such as the Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britain?
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 hahaha nice cut.
I 👏 need 👏 you 👏 to 👏 be 👏 better 👏 at 👏 this 👏
Anyone notice Reika basically explained the plot of “The Rain”
And Katie explained Voldemort
LOVE RANK ROOM NEED MORE OF THEM
FUTURE RANK ROOM IDEAS:
1.COOLEST BIRTH?
2. WHAT IS THE WORST PROPOSAL?
3. WORST WAY TO GET DRUNK?
4. BEST WAY TO GET BARRESERED?
5. WORST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM?
Was about to comment "Um, actually... Scorpions are not insects, they are actually arachnids" but Mike buzzed in faster
Raph's TRUE plan, just keep talking until we all just give him the world.
The only one who can stop him is Kanye West.
that would make a funny skit tbh
That aged well
Really well
"Remember SARS?" Barely, but that doesn't have shit on the new coronavirus.
SARS-CVD-19 (a.k.a. Covid 19) The current virus and SARS are both types of coronavirus and are genetically right next to each other.
I have a question that The Rank Room should answer : What is the worst way to announce a marriage proposal?
Wow, they actually did that
"Being a congressman isn't hard....step one.............reeeaaaad...."
We, as humans, just came to a scenario where someone said “If spiders aren’t in your army, your army ain’t shit” and it somehow was warranted.
good to see Rheyka making her own plans come true with the "corona virus", follow your dreams girl
Best way is clearly by SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTIONS
You were so wrong
@@wowsome895 were they though ? Like corona basically seize the means of production for must non essential industries
Oh nice
@@wowsome895only if you dont know what the words mean
*_Just unleash Adam onto the world_*
It has already begun
You’re meant to take it over, not drive everyone mad!
oooooh good one!
@@wiggy5700 too late obi wan
Please do
This, Um Actually, and the CEO series are really enjoyable
gitadine The CEO one kills me 😂
Tbh anything Brennan touches is gold
Their D&D series is hilarious too :)
gitadine also the Google as a person series from a few years ago.
+
Raph’s second pitch only took about 2 minutes, but it felt like 30 years
“Dramatically toss aside”
Trapp: Gently places it on the floor
So early. Also Katie leading the discussion on world domination makes soooo much sense.
She could barely lead her own show! For a moment, I forgot it was hers hahahaha
She just low-key created a think tank.
Step 1: complete
What about Katie leading a discussion on cocaine?
@@keep7smiling You misspelled 'demonstration'.
@@meloD30 nice one ;)
Why would you come up with a machine that can control insects when you can come up with one that can control humans, cut out the middle man?
naa wheres the fun in that? if I cant take over the world with an army of ladybugs I dont see the point in ruling it at all
Then you wont have a sworm of locusts to destroy crops of those who oppose you, secretly poison (without training a ninja) people and animals, or create an invisible information network that cant be tracked via electronic waves
I mean... The human brain is like 1000× harder to control since an insect basicly is a machine that u can plug some cables and a lil chip in and literally controll it with a remote, i don'r really see that working with humans...
On the bright side, whoever has the human controlling machine can control the human who makes the insect controlling machine, then you can have the best of both worlds.
Because making a machine that could control human minds would be unethical. Duh.
Anyone: * shares some common knowledge *
The rest if the table: *_mmm_*
Trapp' s first idea doesn't need spiders or scorpions. Not only would you have an army, but you would basically control all food, because you own all pollinators. So people would have to do what you said or starve.
Piss on everything.
According to my dog that tactic works.
Can confirm my dog supports this tactic 100%
The luxury of taking less than a minute to scroll down to the bottom of the comments section
Help I need 14,200 subs by the end of this week or my two very attractive girlfriends will leave me for my handsome father Kok
I'll give you 10% of the world for your investment 😂 I love these guys
@@AxxLAfriku you're _two_ attractive girlfriends? Player
I used to live with a Megan Wilson 🤔
how the
I love that raph's idea is literally just Ozymandia's plan from Watchmen
Raphael's suggestion reminds me of Grant' s "furniture store" sketch😂
I cannot get enough of the way Katie talks in these videos.
For Raph's first idea, you could also just become a random postman and kill everyone else till you get to the top
That only works for America and it's going to be pretty hard to pin that on Aliens
Noah McArthur I’m in!
4:17 *and that’s how the coronavirus started!*
People are laughing at the COVID joke but ignoring how Mike also referenced the Wasps.
So the next thing that will happen is that Katie starts indoctrinating our children.
I wanna hear Brennan's ideas for this
He wouldn't even have to think anything up, he probably has a plan to take over the world set in motion.
Okay this is fantastic
ImKibitz kibz.....is that you?
ImKibitz okay that’s epic
I think I could watch Raph try and explain what a designated survivor is for a length of time I would describe as too long
Raph's real laugh is so wholesome I love him.
1. ???
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. Then they’ll all be sorry
This video should be investigated. College humor is confessing. Keep asking questions
Username checks out
Rheka's first plan is in motion lmao
Raph trying to hold in his laugh is big mood 😂
Doesn't katie already own the world?
No
She owns EVERYTHING
She doesn’t see race so...
she's already done the hypnosis one, but she still works at college humor
She owns my heart
7:11
"Thank you for being here today. I love having you guys here."
"It's literally-"
"We were required"
"-only harassment."
"I had to reschedule stuff"
*Katie looks at camera in contempt*
Raphael: “I am Katie Marovich, the host of this show.” *Doesn’t want to say ‘goodnight’. (uh) “You may leave now.”
“Remember SARS?” Hmm...
I love how in Katie's last one she's literally just Jafar
You can stop trapp's entire plan with a can of raid
Nice try but one can of raid won't stop a swarm of 1000 wasps.
@@taylorthenatural5509 2 cans of raid
@@jacobbennett2306 lol you're funny
Own an insecticide factory and start a rebellion.
Replace ALL oxygen with raid
Hold the world hostage and demand one HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!
Also, do it from space. It's easier to defend.
I've missed college humour, so glad I found it again
This show in particular is hilarious, raph is always bad at explaining things
The next video is going to be Rafael describing obvious terms. It'd be a featured video in people's "soundtracks to fall asleep to."
There are no arachnids in this army, and for that reason... I’m out.
Well, If you're out then I'm out.
I love Raph's laugh. It's so joyful. Love it.
Rekka's first plan hits different right now @collegehumor
"Get them while they're young: cigarettes, I'm taking the same approach"
Is Kaite playing a character, or just being Kaite?
Same thing😂
Both
Yes, she is.
Maybe a mix
We shall never know
"I don't need to explain for twenty minutes what an insect is" killed me
Rehka saying “big furry bees” she knows about the killer wasps. She’s taking over the world.
trapp's first idea made me think of "insects aint shit at this all-nighter. so we put a hundred on a ch writer. beees in mike trapp, bees bees in mike trapp"
Trapp - Insect army
Katie - *SCORPIONS*
Katie and Rehka really play off each other well
Rehka: The disease is rampant. Remember SARS?
Corona virus: I remember SARS, that was fun! I want to do it again . . .
“Remember 9-11” *laughs*
Rekha's second idea is the plot to Josie and the Pussycats.
Rehka's first answer was the plot to Kingsman: the golden circle
I was thinking josie and the pussycats the whole time. I can't believe no one in the video mentioned it.
I was literally scrolling down the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. :D
truly a visionary movie.
It’s also the plot to an episode of saved by the bell lmao
Damn i love Raph's laugh,
Also, the first two stories/ideas were used in Clancy novels
Katie might be my favorite CH employee. Her comedy sensibility is so fresh and entirely her own!
I love ranked room! However trying to find the episodes to see if I missed one is like trying to drunkenly find a social media post you saw three weeks ago and didn't react too because you were late for work.
This guys are professional Analysts
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these*
This guys, are professional Analysts*?
These people are proffesional Analysts.*
These particular individuals seem to proceed certain expectations and due to their intellectual prowess, should be designated as proffesional analysts.*
@@lucozade8373 no
Raph's first idea is just Designated Survivor + Watchmen
The worst part of covid is that it has destroyed this comment section
Step 1 buy trump a hamburger
Step 2 repeat step 1 a few times
Step 3 repeat step 1 but tell him you’ll give him another one if he lets you have the nuclear codes
Step 4 Use nukes to take over the world
Step 5 profit
Its a solid plan
@@JoveJoved if you get all your salt from one source youre missing out
You need salt from all views, gives a bit of flavor variety to your seasonings
Jove Joved yeah but you’d really only get a cornerstone on one type of salt, so you wouldn’t have the monopoly you think you’d have. People would just use the other kinds of salt instead of listening to your demands
4 year plan Yr 1-4? And then they'll be sorry.
Jove Joved Is someone salty about a president getting mocked? XD
This is my favourite series!! You guys are gold!
@Jonathan Lumbreras nope she was right
"And I am Katie Marovitch"
-Karie Marovitch
Thanks for the ideas ill be sure to make some of you my advisors
It's important to get Tears for Fears to rerecord "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" and add "except (insert your name)" so that nobody suspects you of trying to take over the world. Important detail, but often overlooked
Raphs answer:Not sure the world would look to America
Reika: Wouldn't America just kidnap and torture u until u gave it to them?
Mike:Ya, fair enough, you could collapse the circle of life around the world
Katie: Difficult to get to other countries
God that disease proposal did not age well
Secret Cure is literally the subplot of Allie Condie's Matched/Crossed/Reached series
I love these so much.
I love these individuals so much.
I love katie so much.
I love all of this so much.
Rebecca G gay
The best way to take over the world? Two words
*comedy website*
galactickat WITH LAZERS their dropout scheme/tactic almost got me hooked haha
I would start a cult
Oh my gods, how have i not realized? They already took over the world and are just rubbing our noses in it!!!
"Remember SARS?" 💀
Fun fact is the Subliminal Message Concert is actually how I won World War 1 in Sid Myer's Civilization IV. The amazing Celtic Music of my people helped overthrow China (who was at war with me, Zulu, Byzantine Empire, India, and Persia).
rekha’s second them IS THE PLOT OF A TOTALLY SPIES EPISODE
this series is EASILY the best thing collegehumor produces
It grew on me
Rekha's second one kind of reminds me of Ember and her plan in Danny Phantom.
i’m rewatching this shit in 2020 during corona quarantine nd she literally preditcted corona
the best way: through the children! change the childrens minds and in a hundred years the world is changed as to how you want, this is limited but you can change the world easily if you do it right.
Damn this video has like no contrast. love the video just not the color grading
Harvey - gotta pay for the premium channel now for the good stuff 😂
I think it fits this kind of grading. High contrast or high key grading will probably wouldn't be suitable for the style of the discussion. They are talking about world domination so vibrant colors probably won't mix
I like the colours
How could they do this without including Brennan?
Mike: “bees!”
Katie: “physiological warfare on children”