The Malcah TwinZ I would exactly call my self a “gacha tard” even if I had a pfp. I just didn’t wanna show my face..but thx anyway for the heads up, (and I’m glad you weren’t rude like the other time I had an encounter with somebody, they called me a stupid garbage person.)this.. I’ll just change my pfp. (Don’t worry I’ll just look up another pfp on google but thanks.🙏🏾 😁)
@@sandyy.3927 you don't have to change your profile picture just because of what people think about it. It's your account, if you like having a gacha profile picture, then you can keep it. 🙂
Fun fact : your alarm clock is the intro song of your day or rather...your episode and the last video you watch on any social media is your outro song. Think about it for a second.
Another way to show Librarians: Show a Labyrinth-style maze built completely out of bookshelves, and show the librarian knowing *exactly* how to find the way out on their first try 😂
i've been eating rotten flesh this whole time
Nice
Nice
Same
Noice
I have 40 dogs
Edit: mobile got destroyed and I'm now in new one
When he saw “always has been”
*I felt that*
same dude...
**screams**
666 likes
JOJO
Always has been 🔫
Fun fact: Most fun facts are not even fun
Lol
Fun fact : I have your parents john
@DIO BRANDO please keep them
It should be a boring fact
Aí está
Wait, Its all Rotten flesh?
That guy who puts rotten flesh in the food: Always has been.
Ew gross xd
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Not chef chief
@@affanthepro2585 it's chef my guy
chef: *choppy chopping you*
2:47
"wait, it's all melon?"
*always has been.*
Yeah you dont need to tell me that I saw it in the video
*Dies un space*
The Cataclysm to be continued
Fotruen No, it’s just repeating what Milkair said in the video.
Conehead zombie No, it’s repeating a joke, rude person.
Never ask:
Man: his salary
Woman: her age
Milkair: how does he make perfect timings
her weight*
Ez
@@jonathanielpringlemaniii j
@@jonathanielpringlemaniii no it’s her age
@@burstrow her weight is more reasonable
Imagine being a Store or Fast Food Place Manger you would have to deal with the infamous karen
My manager's name is Karen.
@@Orange_Swirl *Vice Versa Intensifies*
Me: See's a big rocket oh it's going to fly
Little rocket: I think you got it wrong
Iwas gonna say that
Lavender Pineapp Muhhhhhh
I still remember Dan doing a mod showcase on it
@@reyernestambayec1686 yea same
Same
Miikair: wait, its all melon?
*"Always has been"*
Me: so the moon is made out of melons...
No you silly goose the moon was lower
Jill Irwin
Dont be rude even i didnt see that
@@creativeclarie3705 How was he rude all he said was silly goose
"always has been"...
You learn english to much bruh
@Mr.Cheese ikr
3:00 best sci-fi film I've ever watched
Heh, nothing can compare to Intersteelar. Heh.
*Wait, its all Sci-Fi?*
*always has been*
**movie trailer voice** Based on a true story.
6:00 I work at a McDonald’s and can confirm this is true.
maybe
true
tell me ok tell me now
Pancake Yt tell you what?
So you work at McDonald’s eh? Name every order
2:09
Mom can we get rocket at home?
-no we already have.
Rocket at home:
Rocket but Functional
Your line is unclear man
@Charmaine Wieder no u
But do you believe in gravity?
@@Jxcaesar lol you tyrying to trick me in your joke got you
"Wait, it's all Minecraft?"
"Always has been."
Turning Rotten Flesh to chicken.
Customers: COOKER SUS
😂😂😂😂!!!! 🎥🎬 Later..😂😂😂😂 I am so glad he added this!!
Wait til gordon ramsay finds out
Cooker was an Impostor
I'm hating among us now WHY IS SO MANY SUS
WORD
4:40 as a fellow worker from Amazon, i can confirm this is how we deliver things when its 11:58 pm.
Wait you fly
Dude: ALWAYS HAS BEEN
nah I won't shoot you
Hol up-
Does anyone know what song it was?
yea I saw you flying around my house once
Great service
Fun fact: Milkiar's TH-cam pic actually says: *ahhh s*it, here we go again* with a Minecraft background
I mean, people that have eyes can figure that out on their own.
zaptrap no need to hate
Logan Shendo it’s not hating if you look closely it’s true
Bull35 B ik it’s true but he kinda sounded mean tho know what I’m saying?
we know
Milkair: "stonks"
Me: *_BREAKS THE LIKE BUTTON BY CLICKING IT_*
0:37
-Wait, it's all green screen?
-Always has been
copied
@Guns_Chxpter true but still
@@lucaspeng5063 There are more than 3k coments so the chances of it being copied is very low.
@Dream's Cat thx
Green sus
Me: accidentally touches villager,
The iron golem: Hey...
So accurate XD
*so nobody is gonna comment how the read more isn’t Functioning?*
@@LilKaka2?
Velociraptor55u AHhHhH u got me
@Jaxson Kennedy what do ya mean there is no read, more lol
Health inspector: wait is this rotting flesh
Worker: always had been
*has
Cooker*
@@user-no7vm8of3s *shef
2:15 I love how there’s a giant rocket in the background
The skies belong to him~
@@iminacatsuit no where to run, no where to hide
@@gvudrt8266 I'M PROUD OF YOU
@@iminacatsuit thanks!
Also I got you in the pipe 5 by 5
The Legendary Saturn V
Me:looks in comments*
Early comments: I AM SO EARLY
U 2
It was 69 likes and now I liked it so it will be 70
ERNA WIRANTO I hate you
Fun fact: People who say “First” have the IQ of a moldy potato
Edit: Ah yes 666 likes
Edit 2: Aw frick it’s gone
true. The only difference is a moldy potato is more tolerable
So true
its better to be last not first
Yes you are genius
First🤣🤣🤣
"and that is how you deliver a package to someone correctly."
*"when you're living in Minecraft of course.."*
:Wait it’s green screen? Camera man: always has been
Just imagine if at the end of 2020 this happened. I dont know if I'd be in absolute relief or a never ending rage.
oof
Girl: come home
Me: no. I'm busy
Girl: my parents aren't home
Me: 5:06
Mighty X-treme was not real, but now it is
@@Fafr bruh
2:29
@@srikarprabhu1553 fg
11:58 p m
When he started throwing emeralds, I could imagine him saying: “I just LOVE capitalism!”
Actually all of this is pretty much true lol
So you watched the whole video? Seriously? The video is 7 mins long and it was posted 2 mins ago. Bruh atleast dont lie 😂
@@S_U_R_A_J no lol and why would I lie if u have all the facts lol
Lmao ikr
Me: Has COVID
Doctor: Wait here
Next doctor: Comes in
Me eating carrots: Eh, what's up doc?
C***D
@Big Smoke RBLX rail fanning lol
As someone that works at Burger King, I find the “fast food worker” one very true
WAT DA
Thank you from the bottom of my heart, you guys make the best burgers
Edit :umm ahhhhhhhhh
Mini Yellow!
My mini crewmate! I’ve been looking for you. Dinner’s ready!
@@medicgaming9117 thanks :D
Fun fact the second is the one that doesn’t comment because the first is always the person who actually lives the video
oh yeah
Your bad grammar makes your comment unreadable.
@@snippledipple9515 exactly idk what they're saying
Ok
The first is always the creator of the video, the second is the guy who has the 1st comment
Vim pelo Jazzghost, your vídeos are very good!
Tbm vim pelo jazz
Tambem
Eu tambem
No like jazzghost
tbm
Who remembers when you took damage instead of a tick your character would say “oof”
4:38 one of the best and coolest delivery man I’ve ever seen in my entire life
see's Doctor job:
me: Jokes on you, I have free healthcare
Jokes on you I do as well. someone in my family works for the largest HMO in the country
I-
Lol wtf
Man, i should live in Denmark
Laughs in British.
*I'm having people in my country pay for healthcare through taxation
I’ve watched enough of this person to know that I should sub
1:48
Sorry I don’t speak Enchanting Table
nfffffundfjjjrjjjfjjjeje9jjjeijjjd9jjjd9jjjjjjjede
Why do you have 5 comments on one video
@@named746 ¥÷_÷_#*^÷£÷_÷/÷/£÷€÷¥××¥×₩×^@*&§ß§§ß§€÷€#^#^#&$^@*÷¥÷=_=£÷/£8>\■|}\♡|□\}
"actors"
me, who is an electual: *rickrolled by minecraft?*
MAIS UM BRASILEIRO NUM VIDEO DE GRINGOS!!!!!! GOTCHA!!!!!!!!
intellectual
not electual
*electual*
e l e c t u a l
@@vivabarnaby5115 electual
Milkair: HOSPITALS HAVE SUCH EXPENSIVE BILLS
Me: laughs in free healthcare
I see you have the same powers as me
Same
@Leonard Wolf i think you misunderstood what I mean
@Leonard Wolf ok jeez sorry
I'm watching this video because thought that the title was: jojo's portrayed by minecraft xd
*n i c e*
N I C E
V e r y n i c e
v e r y n i c e c e a s a r i n o
v e r y v e r y n i c e c e a s a r i n o
2:55
Wait, it’s all melon
Allways has been
Watermelon
Watermelon sheep
✨STOLEN✨
Fun fact: this vid portrays something I can’t get
A life?
I- a job
A girlfriend?
A Job 🙂
Milkair: Post a video.
Jazzghost: I will react ksksksksk
Gringos não riem com "kkkk" ou "ksksksks" eles riem com "hahaha".
Desculpa se eu estiver sendo chato :P
@@discula6693 ou "LOL"
ok ok ok me
me Me MANHOLE
haha 123 go!
“Always has been”
Me:This man is going to die
0:47
Actor:wait it's all green screen?
🔫Director:always has been
I edited this comment so no one knows why I got so many likes
yes
Meloncoco
Cocomelon
@@deeptonelol cocoshit
geeky the nightmare demonetized
“Wait it’s all blocks?”
“Always has been”
Docter: Wait you did not pay the bill-
Docter: Welp time to bring out the big guns.
*When you count 7 comments but it says 107*
AN-DROID GAMER RATUL bruh
dronk
can't relate to the amazon delivery one.
my package still hasn't come.
it said it'd come a month ago. 🧐
Karen : lemme speak to your manager
The fast food one just so true, you’ve done well
Can we talk about how he built a whole rocket ship for the scene *and used that*
Probably a word download
Its Galacticcraft
@@circle7113 yeah
1:37 Laughs in free European healthcare
Laughts in 3 world no healthcare at all
@@ИсламМалахов-и4о taxes is the fee you pay to live in civilization
astronaut 1:wait its all melon?
astronaut 2:always has been
Oh, my God, I laughed myself to death.
Me: So all comments are about 'always has been'?
Everyone: *ALWAYS HAS BEEN.*
*worst meme i have seen in my life*
@@deadchannelagainaeeerrrrrr6047 ya me to
The bill: iam expensive
Milkair: I ain’t paying the bills
Fun Fact: We all expected the "Always has been" meme because of the thumbnail
I didnt
I did
i didnt, your point is invalid
I didnt
1:45
I remember when my doctor used to perscribe me a dose of [REDACTED]
Really!? That is so [DATA EXPUNGED]
The air pods be looking like upside down boots.
🤣I loved this
Bruh you didn’t even watch the whole thing
@@omre515 I did?
0:55
I need the name of this music
Hi, I came here at JazzGhost
amazing video
I thought Amazon delivery one said “among us delivery" lol
I was hoping that I could see “Minecraft TH-camr” portrayed by Minecraft. I’m very disappointed
Jk this video was super good and I loved it
The doctors handwriting 😂
😂😂😂
I think we all agree that the Amazon Delivery was the best part 🚚
5:20 thats why amazon packages are damaged
2:35 My mind when i watched stampy launching the rocket
Book: same day delivery
Clock: im about to end this mans whole career
Milkair:...
Actor: Wait it’s all green screen?
Director: *Always has been.*
4:31 Hey that's my line!
:0
He thefting
The Amazon delivery was the best 😂😂😂
2:52 “Wait, it’s all melon?”
*“Always has been...”*
**PEW**
Fun Fact: I don't know any fun facts
Do you know any fun facts tho
Ты русский?
You also dont know how to spell “fun”
Fun fact: you spelled fun wrong
but do you know any fun facts tho
This whole video is literally so accurate when u think about it.
So I have my “early” ticket here, what are we gonna do abou-
congratsc. U got a hert
Secrieru Stefan thx bro
Come on, the gacha tard Gets a heart :(
The Malcah TwinZ I would exactly call my self a “gacha tard” even if I had a pfp. I just didn’t wanna show my face..but thx anyway for the heads up, (and I’m glad you weren’t rude like the other time I had an encounter with somebody, they called me a stupid garbage person.)this.. I’ll just change my pfp. (Don’t worry I’ll just look up another pfp on google but thanks.🙏🏾 😁)
@@sandyy.3927 you don't have to change your profile picture just because of what people think about it. It's your account, if you like having a gacha profile picture, then you can keep it. 🙂
3:04
We'll
Be
Right
Back!
you made this on my birthday... before i knew your channel
When I saw most comments have "always has been"
-always has been
Fun fact: if u type "Fun fact" Infront of anything,the person will read the whole thing.
Fun fact: this is 100% true it worked on me
Fun fact: this is not funny
@@catto49yearsago16 Fun fact:you're mean
Im glad that this channel exist cause if it didnt I would have no way to chear me up after watching "Sad easter eggs" :>
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷I'm watching this video because I see in the Jazzghost's chanel🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Você fala português ???
@@pyleiothgamer176 sim
@@pyleiothgamer176_ quieto não deixe eles descobrirem_
Kkk
Fds cara nenhum gringo liga
Me: *Plays Both Minecraft and Roblox*
Also me: you know, im something of a gamer myself
Underrated
@@red.animations wut
4:42 that sound triggered my fight-or-flight response :D
Vim pelo Jazzghost 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Up
Eu tbm🇧🇷🇧🇷
Também 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Up
Tbm
I thought it said “JoJo portrayed in Minecraft”... you should do that next
Fun fact : your alarm clock is the intro song of your day or rather...your episode and the last video you watch on any social media is your outro song. Think about it for a second.
:0
Me: wait, its all Fun facts?
The comment section: always has been
I came for jazzghost!
4:33 lmao couldn't stop laughing
SaphysRandomVideos you still laughing?
@@polahwolah8609 You still asking that question?
The sweetness of Life you still replying?
@@polahwolah8609 You still replying back to me?
The sweetness of Life nope
2:49 you can actually see the real moon below lol
Milkair: explodes into the sky and flies
Me: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE BRUHHH
I came for Jazzghost.
I'm Brasil!!!
Hellou
O inglês tá aonde kkk
@@skailer5175 Kkk
@@skailer5175 kkkkkkkkkk vdd cade??????
oi = hello
1:37 laughs in european
1:37 Laughs Harder on South American
1:37 Laughs Even harder in Argentinian
I love how this guy didnt clickbaits
Agora é só esperar o Jazzghost reagir.
Ps: Use the Google Translator.
Você acha que eles não vão perceber que essa é outra lingua?
@@eumsmos2291 É pra incentivar.
@@MateusPereiradeAlmeida ._.
Realmente a questão é que tipo assim tem muita coisa
Gente o jazz já reagiu a este vídeo do milkair
Milkar: *looks for dimonds*
Milkar: *sees the dimomds*
Milkar; *startes to mine the dimonds*
Dimond block: *changes the area into a green screen*
*dimonds*
Yes I will now subscribe u
*Milkair
@@taldafish8616 Hahaha!!!
*Starts
Another way to show Librarians:
Show a Labyrinth-style maze built completely out of bookshelves, and show the librarian knowing *exactly* how to find the way out on their first try 😂
Fun fact:
You’re brain dident notice that I spelled your wrong
I noticed didn’t was spelt wrong
That’s what the vegan said
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DidEnt ok cool
I didnt get the first one (i mean the first job)
@TheGamingPiglin MC oh okay thank you
@@Spacebugg no matter what happens in movies... It happens behind green screen
Gs