shoney thomas I know different places have different rules when it comes to alcohol, even places UP NORTH have different rules from each other. For a time I lived in a dry county in Texas.
That ain’t acting, that’s a real brother from atlanta bringing that out from the inside. All of us natives have that in us. Can turn it on and off real quick too. 🤣
It's my favorite part of the clip. How big were these beers? Knowing this show they could have been the size of a kid's swimming pool. Seriously though, what do you think is the maximum sized beer that they could get away with drinking on the porch without getting arrested?
This scene made me cry laughing the first time I saw it. If you grew up in atlanta you’ve heard this story about 11 or 12 times. Person telling it is drinking a 24 oz while they recount the tale.
@Moai perhaps this is true, but i mean, you saw the george floyd picture right? Im just a third party though so whatever but you saw the video right? Thats not concerning? Lmao you seeing what you want to see though i get it i get it.
I love this scene because it’s very subtle. You CANT be publicly intoxicated on your own porch. It’s private property. But he doesn’t know that and therefore doesn’t challenge it. Since it’s bail money and a pricey ticket, it creates revenue for the county, but the judge nor cops will admit that. They’ll just arrest to make quota. Ignorance is always abused. Also, I have a theory about that first episode (at least), being a dream of Erns. The season 1 trailers were about his sleeping in different places. He even does so throughout the whole season. With how weird it is, and how Al shooting/killing someone, is never referenced again, I think it’s possible.
yeah they also found out that Cops target Black community with bullshit asset forfeiture and petty charges like this as a deliberate source of revenue.
That is actually retarded. Your porch is private property. Therefore, you can do shots until you can't see straight and its still not 'public intoxication'
Lol its all about making money, that why bail is only accepted in cash, because they dont care where it comes from, whether its selling crack or hitting a lick they only concerned about the money being handed in before the deadline, dirty or clean they wamt that money
lol thats funny i read your comment the youtube recommended hanibal burres, jay walking is a fantasy crime lol
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Yeah its really not though so many people are killed jay walking and so many people get hurt while publicly intoxicated and they are so easy to avoid just follow the law.
@@Michael-pf8we Germany is doing everything to encourage alternative transportation instead of driving, and they have the strictest jaywalking rules. You won't go to jail obviously, but you will lose your drivers license etc when caught. Jaywalking is dangerous, it causes accidents and deaths. Cars have to know when they can drive safely and pedestrians have to know when they can cross safely. It's not that difficult, and not some weird conspiracy.
Johnny: Hey, you remember '12? Your hair was brown. Lisa: Oh, I remember. Honey, I in a completely different space back then. Johnny: Nah, nah, it's nice now. I like it. You always did like to switch it up. Ernest: I can move, if you want. Johnny: Yeah, I know. Yeah, I was Wildin' back then. [Chuckles] You remember Larry? Lisa: No. Larry? Johnny: Yeah, yeah, Larry. Used to come around with Kevin. He went to Southwest. Lisa: Um, I think so. I remember Kevin. He was loud. Johnny: Larry came with us to the movies that time. I know you remember the movies, now. We used to get freaky in there all the time. Remember that? Lisa: Quiet. Johnny: Oh, don't act, girl, you know we used to get it in. Hey, where you stay at now? Hey, man, what's your problem, man? Ernest: No, I-no problem. I can move, if you want- Johnny: I ain't ask you to move, nigga! I'm trying to talk to my girl, you acting all weird and shit. Detainee: Your girl? Johnny: Yeah, man. Yo, this is my ex, Lisa, man. We used to talk back after my moms kicked me out the house. Detainee: My nigga, that's a man. Johnny: Wha--no, man, this is my ex. Detainee: Your ex-girlfriend a man. Why you think she in jail with the men? She'd be on the other side. Nigga, you gay. Johnny: No, man, she--[chuckles] Nah, man. So you think I'm gay? Ernest: Nah. No, I-- Detainee: This nigga gay as hell. [Laughter] Johnny: Shut the hell up, man! Y'all niggas is tripping! Man, I ain't gay! Y'all niggas fuck guys up in here, anyway. Detainee: No, that--that ain't gay; that's just jail. You was on the outside F'N booty holes. Ernest: Sexuality is a spectrum. You can really do whatever you want. Detainee:- Man, that boy gay as hell. Johnny: I'm gonna stab your old ass when we get upstairs to them cells, man. Detainee: Nigga, sit down! Lisa: Johnny, calm down-- Johnny: Everyone can shut the FOOK up, now! I know what you all think she is... But I ain't on that f@ggot shit, man.
Uber/Lyft drivers hear ALL these stories. And you can’t help but feel sorry for these individuals. You can only control YOUR actions at the end of the day BUT there’s also ones looking to bring you down.
Now that I’m watching this again, Im remembering where I’ve see this dude: he was in a PREPARATION H commercial playing a sheriff…in a town called Toukas. He had a completely different accent, too. Well, gon’ ‘head a gi’ thi’ man hi’ EMMY AWARD!
Public intoxication for drinking on his porch? Man, that's some bullisht.
Whatever they can do to arrest you these days
I remember going down south with older relatives, and they would put beer in the brown bags...also Bunny Covin from “The Wire” broke it down.
I was arrested for literally sitting on the porch when I was 16. The police lied and said I was jay walking ....
shoney thomas I know different places have different rules when it comes to alcohol, even places UP NORTH have different rules from each other. For a time I lived in a dry county in Texas.
Welcome to America.in Europe no such thing, unless you start problems.
They were the big ones tho they were the big ones
😂😂 hahahaha
@DoogieBowser thats exactly what I was thinking lol
🤣🤣
@DoogieBowser seriously ? I hope you're new to the show if so. Wait til u see Katt Williams
I mean imagine if they had the smaller ones
Can we just appreciate how good of an actor this dude is?
wrd
Yes!!
Boi
That ain’t acting, that’s a real brother from atlanta bringing that out from the inside. All of us natives have that in us. Can turn it on and off real quick too. 🤣
@@NPCSingularity Frfr. If you from the area you were laughing at this scene for sure lmao
the story he tells *is* messed up tho, he gets arrested for public intoxication just by drinking on his friend's porch? that's some major bullshit
Cullen Cochran Welcome to the most corrupt State Capitol of Georgia.
@@James-qn3wi don't forget racist
skillzbaby Not really. The most racist State is in New York.
James Booth ironic since there’s so many ethnicities there
@@jiggzstarr Not really, APD is full of power hungry black cops who get off on fucking with black folks and white folks who are poor
There’s always a dude in jail that can’t wait to talk to you 😂 this scene is very accurate
Always!!!!!!!!
TV was broken, that's all they had
Everyone talks in jail eventually. Only been there once to the big house and that was it . Not trying to go back
word
How many times have you been to jail?
Everbody has always slept 😂😂
LMAO
LMFAO
If you wanna sleep you shoulda thought about that before you came to jail
@@vensonj 😂😂😂
@@Zerjr1 thats psychological warfare
This shit Atlanta asf.
"We ain't get but two but they was the big ones they was the big ones"
😂😂😂
It's my favorite part of the clip. How big were these beers? Knowing this show they could have been the size of a kid's swimming pool. Seriously though, what do you think is the maximum sized beer that they could get away with drinking on the porch without getting arrested?
This scene made me cry laughing the first time I saw it. If you grew up in atlanta you’ve heard this story about 11 or 12 times. Person telling it is drinking a 24 oz while they recount the tale.
😭😭😭😭😭
The story of most people’s life.
Never second guess your instincts 😂
Straight up systemic racism
@Moai perhaps this is true, but i mean, you saw the george floyd picture right? Im just a third party though so whatever but you saw the video right? Thats not concerning? Lmao you seeing what you want to see though i get it i get it.
eno c aquaowo racism so obvious it’s invisible
Bean Boi th-cam.com/video/H1toK3ODe9U/w-d-xo.html
Grady sounds like Richard Pryor. 😂😂😂
MF_Dunn I seriously thought that too! I was like is he alive ?
Bro me responding with “that’s messed up “ when people start telling me too much of their business is such a mood😭
"Damn man ,I said I was sorry. I just ain't seent you in about 12 yrs" *shurgs*
Man Fuck You Chris... Shut Up!
“Damn man I said I was sorry. I just ain’t seen you in almost 12 years” 😂😂😂😂😂
As someone from Atlanta this spoke to me on a spiritual level😂
Everything was great: 5pts reference, the accent,
That “Numtalmbaht” is crisp and said with such gumption I love being from then south numtalmbaht 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I genuinely laugh my ass every time I see this. I really feel bad for the man, i just hope his doing okay now in the Atlanta Universe.
This episode will forever be my favorite of Atlanta. So funny
This Must Be City Hall Because This Exactly How It Is Fr
“Know what I’m talm bout?” 😂😂
I love this scene because it’s very subtle. You CANT be publicly intoxicated on your own porch. It’s private property. But he doesn’t know that and therefore doesn’t challenge it. Since it’s bail money and a pricey ticket, it creates revenue for the county, but the judge nor cops will admit that. They’ll just arrest to make quota. Ignorance is always abused.
Also, I have a theory about that first episode (at least), being a dream of Erns. The season 1 trailers were about his sleeping in different places. He even does so throughout the whole season. With how weird it is, and how Al shooting/killing someone, is never referenced again, I think it’s possible.
yeah they also found out that Cops target Black community with bullshit asset forfeiture and petty charges like this as a deliberate source of revenue.
That is actually retarded.
Your porch is private property. Therefore, you can do shots until you can't see straight and its still not 'public intoxication'
the shooting in the first ep is referenced multiple times throughout the series, most notably by Justin Bieber in episode 5.
Lol its all about making money, that why bail is only accepted in cash, because they dont care where it comes from, whether its selling crack or hitting a lick they only concerned about the money being handed in before the deadline, dirty or clean they wamt that money
public intoxication much like jaywalking is a fantasy crime
lol thats funny i read your comment the youtube recommended hanibal burres, jay walking is a fantasy crime lol
Yeah its really not though so many people are killed jay walking and so many people get hurt while publicly intoxicated and they are so easy to avoid just follow the law.
jay walking causes a ton of accidents
Oh yeah? Compare it per capita to any country without jay walking laws.
Jay walking laws were invented to encourage people to drive instead of walk.
@@Michael-pf8we Germany is doing everything to encourage alternative transportation instead of driving, and they have the strictest jaywalking rules. You won't go to jail obviously, but you will lose your drivers license etc when caught. Jaywalking is dangerous, it causes accidents and deaths. Cars have to know when they can drive safely and pedestrians have to know when they can cross safely. It's not that difficult, and not some weird conspiracy.
Its crazy I understand him perfectly even though I'm Irish. He talks exactly the same as my family in the countryside here
Great show, but this still remains one of the funniest scenes. Had me in tears 😂😂
"They were the big ones tho"😂😂😂
This dude is so Atlanta bro😂
I thought this would be the “your ex girlfriend a man!” Clip
Its the next clip over..press next
Hahahaha
"What you do to get in here?"
"Uhh-"
"Damn man!"
@0:25. LOL @ "if you wanna sleep, you should've thought about that before you came to jail".... LOL LOL LOL
Having worked in the system, that’s exactly how CO’s think
'man, fuck you grady, shut up' the only thing funnier than that is ern's deadpan expression afterwards. i'm dead, been awhile since I've seen this.
This is the man you give dabs to after they call ya name to leave I been to jail twice and it’s just like this 😂😂😂
If you wanna sleep you shoulda thought about that before you came to jail 🤣🤣
Yo this monologue better be studied alongside Shakespeare
@The Heretic well said
"Catching the bus home from Five Points." That line brings back memories.
My boy got that Atlanta talk down packed lol😂😂. Sound like he straight from the Westside! This scene real af
I love how his just hearing the story in the front seat
"imma be in here til tuesday bc i aint cash my check" dude has clearly been in this situation before
man i shoulda ju wen home bwoy
I could listen to this guy's accent for hours. It wah the big ones.
It were the big ones! I ain't goin lie it was the big ones!
I love how the whole time he's telling the story, his boy in still in the frame (probably because he was listening 😂).
"Fell Me"
Bail reform in a nutshell! Don't have the money for non-violent offense? Go to jail, lose your job, and spend your last paycheck on bail.....smh!
I love that accent.
Gah-damn boi
I have never seen this series I gotta watch it
‘It was the big ones though...it was the big ones 🤣😭😭😭😭’
This is classic atlanta 😂😂😂
Lot of us who get caught up always say - I shoulda went home.
He only asked him the reason on why he was at the station, was only just for him to tell him his story on why he got locked up 😂😂
I swear this is one minute and 45 seconds that does not get old
I’m from eastern North Carolina, and I understood everything this dude said. It’s that “country-ness.” If he’s acting, he deserves an Emmy.
I had tears in my eyes from this scene. 🤣🤣🤣
This is very accurate 😂😂😂😂😂especially in Atlanta
Understand this feeling all too real!!! I should went home...
It's funny because there's always that one dude in county wanting to tell his story lol
I understand everything he said if you from the south you know
I can relate to that. That's a shitty feeling when you've been in the bullpen so long that you're looking forward to getting put in a jail cell...
He ain’t seen him in Elemn years, mayne……elemn years !
funny to think this is how new languages are born.
That is legit how a lot of southern people no matter their race talk.
APD be rolling thru here, boy
This scene is genius 👏 👌
As funny as this scene is it really does paint a good picture of how unfairly black folks is treated by the police
Are treated..not is
Ben J EOD
White people are brutalized by the police, too.
Ben J thanks, dont really care about my grammar in a yt comment
You do realize everybody in jail is treated like this lol
Crazy thing is everybody story in there probably ends with “I should’ve just went home” 😂😂
"Damn man I shoulda went home boi, shit"! Das how erybody be.😂😂🤣🤣
That is probably one of the funniest scenes ever. It was so real life real!!!
Big dude really got arrested for "public intoxication" in someons yard. Ain't that bull
1:34 Bruh. This was the part that got me to watch the rest of this show
It's amazing how such a sad and true situation can be made funny
Him saying 12 years after this loud nigga said 11 so many times that's how you end a joke,magnificent
Weird time for this scene to be on my recommended. I see what the simulation is doing. I love this show tho.
“We get 2 beers, ain’t get but 2 beers it was the big one though”
I have no idea what i just watched but i was laughing hard.
He was arrested for drinking a beer on someone’s porch which is considered private property but deemed as public intoxication? Make it make sense🤣🤣🤣😒
Johnny: Hey, you remember '12? Your hair was brown.
Lisa: Oh, I remember. Honey, I in a completely different space back then.
Johnny: Nah, nah, it's nice now. I like it. You always did like to switch it up.
Ernest: I can move, if you want.
Johnny: Yeah, I know. Yeah, I was Wildin' back then. [Chuckles] You remember Larry?
Lisa: No. Larry?
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, Larry. Used to come around with Kevin. He went to Southwest.
Lisa: Um, I think so. I remember Kevin. He was loud.
Johnny: Larry came with us to the movies that time. I know you remember the movies, now. We used to get freaky in there all the time. Remember that?
Lisa: Quiet.
Johnny: Oh, don't act, girl, you know we used to get it in. Hey, where you stay at now? Hey, man, what's your problem, man?
Ernest: No, I-no problem. I can move, if you want-
Johnny: I ain't ask you to move, nigga! I'm trying to talk to my girl, you acting all weird and shit.
Detainee: Your girl?
Johnny: Yeah, man. Yo, this is my ex, Lisa, man. We used to talk back after my moms kicked me out the house.
Detainee: My nigga, that's a man.
Johnny: Wha--no, man, this is my ex.
Detainee: Your ex-girlfriend a man. Why you think she in jail with the men? She'd be on the other side. Nigga, you gay.
Johnny: No, man, she--[chuckles] Nah, man. So you think I'm gay?
Ernest: Nah. No, I--
Detainee: This nigga gay as hell. [Laughter]
Johnny: Shut the hell up, man! Y'all niggas is tripping! Man, I ain't gay! Y'all niggas fuck guys up in here, anyway.
Detainee: No, that--that ain't gay; that's just jail. You was on the outside F'N booty holes.
Ernest: Sexuality is a spectrum. You can really do whatever you want.
Detainee:- Man, that boy gay as hell.
Johnny: I'm gonna stab your old ass when we get upstairs to them cells, man.
Detainee: Nigga, sit down!
Lisa: Johnny, calm down--
Johnny: Everyone can shut the FOOK up, now! I know what you all think she is... But I ain't on that f@ggot shit, man.
Uber/Lyft drivers hear ALL these stories. And you can’t help but feel sorry for these individuals. You can only control YOUR actions at the end of the day BUT there’s also ones looking to bring you down.
Boy i felt that “I should’ve went homee” real life 💩🤦🏾♂️
"Now he wanna 'pologize and shit."
“But they was the big ones tho, it was the big ones” 🤣🤣
That’s one of the most Atlanta accents I’ve heard😂😂😂
I’m British, why tf do I know exactly what he’s saying? 😂😂😂
You been to jail? 🤣🤣🤣
The South kept their British influence better than the North 😂😂
A cold chill went through me. I realized I've lived in Georgia long enough to understand everything the dude in orange was saying...
Always listen to that voice. Telling you naw don't do it. Because it doesn't feel right
I'm starting to see more and more clips from this show....and I think I might just binge watch this show. It's got a real, but dark humor to it.
Am going to watch this in ten years
There was so much from this scene says a lot
Now that I’m watching this again, Im remembering where I’ve see this dude: he was in a PREPARATION H commercial playing a sheriff…in a town called Toukas. He had a completely different accent, too. Well, gon’ ‘head a gi’ thi’ man hi’ EMMY AWARD!
“Ima be in here until Tuesday cause i ain’t cashed my check, damn man i should’ve went home boa…..shit” 😂😂it’s always a nigga like this in booking
I miss scenes like this in season 3 :(
“That’s messes up...”
We got 2 beers, just 2, but they was the BIG ones. 😂😂😂😂😂
The best episode ladies and gentleman
Now he wanna apologize and shit
“Fuck you Grady!” LOL!
LMAO SAME IN KING COUNTY JAIL..."CAN YOU PLEASE SEND ME UPSTAIRS SO I CAN SLEEP?!" SAID EVERYONE EVER....
The real comedy happens when you turn closed captions on.
1:30 someone's been working on their pryor impersonation
Anyone who has ever had to sit in intake for 12 hours has said these exact words to themselves or out loud.
yo! the faces he be making 😀
"APD be rollin through hea bwoi" hahahahah
".......now he wanna apologize. Damn!!"
Dude turned around and said 'i said im sorry'
I'm from Rockford IL and I gotta say I understand EVERY WORD HE SAID 😭😂