I grew up with knowing thousands of doctors and nurses because of family and friends and screwed up fact straight from the nurses themselves. About 87% of women never knew they were pregnant until a doctor told them. at least half of the women each week who give birth claim they never knew they were pregnant. 1 doctor told me at a party that if a man was carrying a bowling ball in their stomach area they would know that instantly but he see so many women that actually were so shocked that they were pregnant that they would freak out. That doctor was the best surgeon I know of. He liked to practice is skills by literally sewing buttons on balloons. I had 1 for about 2 years until some bitch at one of my moms parties popped it when she used it as a pillow for her nasty ass.
0:42 mine is: "Florida man arrested for driving lawnmower while he was drunk into a police car." Report says, " he also tried to claim that the cops made him do it. "
Last one.. I've literally heard of teens who did it once in my city, and didn't even know until they hugged someone and felt the baby kick. It can be totally unexpected and unknown especially with poor s education:(
0:42 I should do something stupid on my birthday so next time I can Google and see myself. Before that, the one that I got is "Florida man attempts to board plane with RPG"
0:42 "Florida man climbed onto the hood of a semi-truck and clung on as it drove 9 miles down the highway. While the semi-truck drove he bashed the windsheilds with his fists."
I love the idea is that you are a journalist who has a history with you in a place like the world and the other way is a little bit of an understatement
Apparently my Florida man was found sick and hospitalized with pulmonary anthrax. 63 yr old from Palm Beach. There were also anthrax attacks in NY Washington at the time, but he didn’t appear to be associated with those, though foul play hadn’t been ruled out. No indications of having contracted it through contaminated drinking water or natural contact. The possibility of inhaling weaponized anthrax was investigated.
oh man the florida man game got good for me this year: 2022: nak-ed Florida Man with Machete tried to rob man of clothes, Florida man filming sunrise killed by collapsing sand dunes 2019: Florida Man drives golf cart into crowded walmart 2018: Florida man being arrested for murder claims to be surrounded by cats and alligators
Re holding poop; a suspected drug mule was held for 37days while refusing to poop; eventually let go by Police. While I don’t condone their actions, I gotta lotta respect for that one big determined effort
I have 3 good Florida man articles on my bday, all on the same day: 1. Florida man says god told him to throw the bible at a deputy officer 2. (Best one) Florida man traps gator in large trash can 3. Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack in front of officers Honourable mention Florida man says he found Jehovah, admits to killing woman over a decade ago
I grew up with knowing thousands of doctors and nurses because of family and friends and screwed up fact straight from the nurses themselves. About 87% of women never knew they were pregnant until a doctor told them. at least half of the women each week who give birth claim they never knew they were pregnant. 1 doctor told me at a party that if a man was carrying a bowling ball in their stomach area they would know that instantly but he see so many women that actually were so shocked that they were pregnant that they would freak out. That doctor was the best surgeon I know of. He liked to practice is skills by literally sewing buttons on balloons. I had 1 for about 2 years until some bitch at one of my moms parties popped it when she used it as a pillow for her nasty ass.
that is op
My Florida man: "Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation"
I need more info
Mine: "Florida man arrested after spraying people with fire"
Mine: Marion County, Fla. - A Florida man has been arrested for having sex with a miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say.
@@drabatsabatayo3873 Uhhhhhhh
Mine: Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
"A real man has a bloody sword" Sun Tzu, Art of War
"because he killed a bunch of children" Anakin, the Anakin texts
You win a war by making the enemy die for his country--- unknown general
@@randybaumery5090 It's a paraphrase of Patton.
@@markfoster1520 is good to see that someone knows or made it their business to know.
0:42 my Florida man is "Florida man threatens family after sending them cold play lyrics" fox news btw
My Florida man: "Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on George Foreman Grill"
Birth date? I think I got that too but I don't remember
hang on your birthday ? i got the same as yours.
Mine is ‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself
0:42 mine is: "Florida man arrested for driving lawnmower while he was drunk into a police car." Report says, " he also tried to claim that the cops made him do it. "
Mine is florida man arrested for throwing corn cob at moms head
mine is florida man tries to break into car filled with cops
mine is Florida man arrested after having s*x with Huskey
@@amoghsiddhu952 feburary 13th?
@@ActualChrist feb 11th
0:35 "Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer"
Excuse me
That small alligator told me she was twenty-one!
Last one.. I've literally heard of teens who did it once in my city, and didn't even know until they hugged someone and felt the baby kick. It can be totally unexpected and unknown especially with poor s education:(
21:05 that escalated quite fast 😳
This was posted 5 minutes ago how are you that far into the vid
@@keimkei5 ✨Magic✨
@Jeb The Cat ✨ur dad✨
0:43 "Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar"
July 15, Florida man accused of stealing gator from gold course, threw it around to 'teach it a lesson'
That first one is too cursed, even by THIS subreddits standards
I love how everyone leave a lot of tasty rats. WTF?!?!
0:42 I should do something stupid on my birthday so next time I can Google and see myself.
Before that, the one that I got is "Florida man attempts to board plane with RPG"
0:42 mine is : Florida man dove in and punched a shark for nearly grabbing his entire dog in its mouth.
Floridan John Wick
0:42 I don't know if I should feel humble or cheated. My Florida man ate breakfast in the middle of a intersection claimed it was a prank
it's March 24 isn't it
Assert dominance
My florida man "Florida man accused of attempting a sexual relationship with a minor." feel humble dude
0:41 guy stole 1k worth of Walmart stuff using kool-aid packets
Also 6:05 : suck my favorite place is the true
6:25 I love the colors of the void
Florida man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend
SAME GOT THAT TOO
Mines Florida man grills burgers and then robs a Wendy’s
@@gladius7583 not sure which of ours is more random
IMAGINARY 100
0:43
Florida Man attacks mother with spaghetti because"demons were in her head"
My Florida Man:
Florida man told playground of kids where babies came from and was apprehended by police
0:40 i got the Florida classic of the guy who had relations with pool floats, I have gotten the blessed one
0:44 Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand.
0:42 mines is “Florida man arrested after being caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow”
0:42
"Florida man climbed onto the hood of a semi-truck and clung on as it drove 9 miles down the highway. While the semi-truck drove he bashed the windsheilds with his fists."
Florida man trows bycicle off the bridge. Then a man
Florida man throws cheese burger at pregnant woman: gets arrested
Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from
My Florida man was “drunk, shirtless, Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth at an Olive Garden”
*a h*
0:42 "Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to bring beer"
I love the idea is that you are a journalist who has a history with you in a place like the world and the other way is a little bit of an understatement
0:44 "florida man stabs woman with a fork over undercooked potato"
0:42 mine is :Florida man arrested for throwing alligators through drive thru
My Florida man. " Florida man tries stealing golf balls from golf course and then beats up old man playing golf."
My Florida man: "Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend 'Wet Willy'"
0:42 mine is a man running naked through a parking lot punching cars while screaming
Apparently my Florida man was found sick and hospitalized with pulmonary anthrax. 63 yr old from Palm Beach. There were also anthrax attacks in NY Washington at the time, but he didn’t appear to be associated with those, though foul play hadn’t been ruled out. No indications of having contracted it through contaminated drinking water or natural contact. The possibility of inhaling weaponized anthrax was investigated.
oh man the florida man game got good for me this year:
2022: nak-ed Florida Man with Machete tried to rob man of clothes, Florida man filming sunrise killed by collapsing sand dunes
2019: Florida Man drives golf cart into crowded walmart
2018: Florida man being arrested for murder claims to be surrounded by cats and alligators
0:30 "Florida Man Steals An Ambulance, Does Not Make a Clean Getaway."
0:42 mine is florida man arrested after throwing corn cob at moms head
0:39 Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say
0:32 mine was something along the lines of Florida man poses as middle school student to play in middle school football league.
0:43 mine is "Florida man crashes lawnmower into police car" and another one "Florida man blames demons after beating his girlfriend"
Re holding poop; a suspected drug mule was held for 37days while refusing to poop; eventually let go by Police.
While I don’t condone their actions, I gotta lotta respect for that one big determined effort
My Florida Man: *Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans*
0:32 mine is “Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot”
If your beloved ones get cremated and you eat the dust, does that make you a cannibal?
Yes
Snort em up'
@@peteplayss7426 ok
I mean it's ash, not necessarily human meat
Yes cause you’re eating the charred remains of human flesh and organs.
0:35
mine is: Florida man accused of swinging machete toward employees after being told the bathroom was closed
My Florida man is ‘ Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say’
0:47 I got ‘Florida man kicks swans in the head to practice karate’ and I love it
5:22, "Mac, Ready Get the Flammenwerfer". Ayo what
0:42 Florida man pulls out ‘Dank Gummies’ instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say."
Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head
0:42 Florida Man arrested after forcing a crocodile to drink beer
0:42 "Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn't take a bath, deputies say"
0:42 mine is “Florida man trapped alone with hundreds off parrots
Florida man attacks McDonald’s employee over straw and gets jail sentence
0:43 mine is florida man and 3 others was attacked by an angry squirrel. holy shit
17:57 nor does it have a "verification for parents" page
My florida man: florida man shoots kid with a real gun while the kid was playing with a nerf gun
0:47 mine went to hospital full of meth and coughed on everyone xD
0:30 Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed
“Florida Man accused of stealing crossbow and stuffing it down his pants.”
Mine was Mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break in.
0:44 mine is *A Florida Man Is Arrested For Trying To Get A Caiman Drunk.*
0:44 mine is Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops-
idk how to feel abt this
0:48 mine is February 18. Florida man claiming to be agent of God caught carrying rattlesnake
0:42 mine was florida man steals aligator from golf course tries teaching it a lesson
my Florida man: Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing tourists.
...how?
0:44 “Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute”
0:35 I did that out of curiosity and a Florida man threatened to destroy the police with an army of turtles
Same, except he was arrested for spraying fire at people...
@@o5-18 got it.
My Florida man: Florida man climbs on top of playground equipment, tells kids where babies come from
0:40 Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with mcdonalds sweet and sour packets
I have 3 good Florida man articles on my bday, all on the same day:
1. Florida man says god told him to throw the bible at a deputy officer
2. (Best one) Florida man traps gator in large trash can
3. Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack in front of officers
Honourable mention
Florida man says he found Jehovah, admits to killing woman over a decade ago
0:42
Florida Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral
I already know mine from heart too " Florida man charged with battery after throwing a cookie at his girlfriend"
0:42 florida man accused of using kool-aid packets to steal nearly 1000 dollars
0:44 Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
“Florida man poses as DisneyWorld security, steals R2-D2”
My Florida man is"Florida man charged with 'throwing alligator' into fast-food restaurant."
0:42 miami woman drives an interstate while man chills on the cars hood
13:15 That reminds me of the space ship from Lilo & Stitch
What my florida man did :Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
naked florida man with crossbow claimed aliens are after him
My florida man fought a fugitive in a bunny costume
My Florida man is “Florida man claims people are eating his brains.”
my Florida man is "florida man tries to cartwheel away from cops after being charged for battery by law enforcement."
mine is:
Florida Man wearing gloves steals all the chicken nuggets at 7/11.
🤔🤨
0:42 Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For ‘Anything That Would Kill 200 People’
Florida man, July 18
Florida man steals candles, sprays people with bear mace at mall, police say
35 people were affected Saturday
My Florida man: "Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase"
My Florida man: Florida man flees deputies on a lawn mower
My Florida man matches me quite well
“Florida man makes himself a snack while robbing Taco Bell”
0:41 i got florida man throwing glass eye at a nurse and doctor
0:40
mine is; Florida man blames demons after beating his pregnant wife for playing XBOX
my florida man:
"florida man found naked driving through neighbourhood with children slowly with electrical wires protruding through his privates"
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing in Chicago
I did an autocorrect and got “milk isn’t the problem of the year”
0:40 I immediately know this man's birthday is january 14 because mine is the same lmao
0:30 Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
6:00 *eats toco bell "your gonna have to wait 10 hours now"
Florida man in green pajamas decides to eat pancake breakfast in middle of busy Street
0:44 Florida man arrested for breaking into a school and spreading feces and cake frosting on walls
November 17 “Florida man who strapped utility pole to roof of car charged with grand theft, officials say.” lol