If this was a legitimate Cold Stone Creamery game, the customers would be able to put money into a tip jar and force Arin & Danny to sing random songs into a microphone on the Wiimote.
Hey, if you've ever been to a Cold Stone, it's totally true. Luckily, whenever I tip them, I usually sing with them. I also try to make sure it's a song that, not only are they not expecting, but one that they might enjoy. "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can~
I own this game. One year when I was about 16, my best friend stayed at my house all summer long. She put this game in one day when she was bored. It was incredibly hard. After we both tried and failed to put the scoop of ice cream on the cone for about an hour, she finally figured out how to do it. She was so angry at that point that instead of rage-quitting, she rage-completed the game. It took her several days and we actually ended up liking the game a lot by the end.
This game has prepared me to work at Ice Cream Creamery. After years of hard training I can scoop and prepare the best Ice Cream without using my dong.
This game is basically Ice Cream Dark Souls. You gotta anticipate the customers' strengths and weaknesses and choose your upgrades wisely for the right build. Although it's not really a true playthrough of CC1 if you're not playing with two wiimotes. You can't depend on the game to lock on automatically to the ice cream, you have to keep track of your style switching, and they don't even tell you how to do the dodge roll, which you'll need if you want to get anywhere near SSS Platinum ranking. Although I would suggest taking the time in between missions to read the descriptions of each ice cream flavor and cup, because otherwise you miss a huge chunk of the world-building. For a newcomer, I'd suggest Arin just stick to ranged sweet casting and call in summons from the online community, and be sure to find Ben & Jerry's summons or else the first Sprinkle Golem boss will just be ridiculous.
1:40 Danny: Could you imagine? Me: A NEWBORN DEER RUNS THROUGH A FIELD, A RAINBOW SHINES FROM HEAVEN. A CHILD'S SMILE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM, AS BRIAN BLOWS A DUDE.
I actually worked at a Coldstone Creamery and I can tell you it is exactly like being a Beni Hanna chef with ice cream. They expect you to do all this shit fast and as entertaining as possible and god help you if you take a little too long and it starts to melt cause you will get blamed even if it's because the customer didn't know what they wanted.
If an actual ice cream shop handed out candy when people were waiting too long, I'll bet there'll be a group of jerk kids who purposely get in line just and pretend to get angry so they can nab some sweets
It's 1am in the morning and I'm biting into my shirt so hard to keep from waking my family up. It hurts my lungs so much to contain my laughter. I love you guys.
+rokinjaguar My favorites and ones I always go back to is the Daring Game for Girls and the Sonic Boom series (And the occasional nostalgic Jontron episodes)
I got this game for Christmas seven years in a row until I realized they've just been taken the copy they've given me and regifted it. Not sure how I didn't realize before.
I open my eyes I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand the pain How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can't explain what happened And I can't erase the things that I've done No I can't How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me
+IvyPaw The copyright was issued in 1939 by some dude named Jacob Abraham Jacobson. US Copyright laws state that if something was copyrighted before 1923, it's public domain. So it's technically illegal, but IMO it's as illegal as fireworks on 4th of July.
I've watched this video many times over the years, and every time I come back to it, Arin's panicked "what the hell's going on???" at 6:36 makes me laugh.
How could this HAPPEN TO ME?! I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES There's flubffbjr.. to run Life goes on as I'm- I WANT SOME ICE CREAM Oh, ok. Oh yeah, we'll just replace "I wanna scream" with "I want ice cream"
I think it's interesting to see how the Internet evolves. Interesting to hear how in the internet's early days, the Simple Plan song was the song used to call out people for being pussies. Nowadays, it's definitely either Crawling by Linkin Park or Bring Me to Life by Evanescence. Which makes me wonder, what song will it be when my son begins to explore the Internet? And my grandson? Oh how I can't wait to tell them the stories about how memes were different in my day...
I think it's funny that simple plan went from being "look at this winey bitch" to "I dropped my cereal bowl guys" Like imagine your child discovers memes and like they they pull there shoe lace to far and undos the bow on accedent "Crawling in my skin!!! "
Being an actual cold stone employee, thus just makes me laugh my ass off because evn though it's a licenced game it's massively inaccurate and im confused on wtf these minigames are even supposed to represent
I open my eyes I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand the pain How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can't explain what happened And I can't erase the things that I've done No I can't How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I've got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Back in my day, we used spam the shit out of this.
For some reason I got the vibe that this song is about a serial killer, trying to cope with the emotionlessness about how he mercilessly kills more and more victims, only to do it all again throughout many nights.
I am also an employee and i know exactly how to trigger you with a few phrases. "can i have a cookie doughnut you want some?" "yes i want a waffle cone... what size... Cone size?" "I made a love it sig... LIKE IT." " how many scoops come in a gotta have it?" "can i sample a mint mint chocolate chocolate chip?" "what happened to X flavor it was here 3 years ago?!?!" "how much does this clearly displayed menu item cost?"
Mission Fail (game cuts to room full of monitors) "This is Commander Sims from the SCAT Team. You failed to satisfy those girls and their cravings for ice cream. Consider yourself dismissed!" (overdramatically pulls the cord out of the Sega Genesis controller)
I love how the game just nonchalantly introduces you to the actual service industry: "customers that wait too long will start to become impatient." And you're given like 30-60 seconds to read the customer's mind before they lose it.
How they opened up the episode made me both happy and sad. It made me happy because I LOVE Simple Plan, but it made me sad because that song (called Untitled) is their saddest song ever. They wrote it in memory of a friend who died in a drunk driving accident.
I haven't been to a Coldstone Creamery in years, but man their ice cream is goood... I'm glad my town at least has a Dairy Queen. I don't know what I would do without those delicious Blizzard treats...
This game actually did make me crave Cold Stone, so I looked it up and THERE'S ONE LIKE T MINUTES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. I fucking know what I'm having tomorrow!
This is extremely hilarious because I work at Braum's, an ice cream place XD The accuracy this game portrays of working in an ice cream shop is amazing!
I think I would be more open to Coldstone if they didn't feel the need to assault my ears with shitty ice-cream based remixes of popular songs every time they get tipped.
David Harding As soon you drop a tip in the jar, one of the cashiers (probably the manager) shouts a number or something which corresponds to a song, signaling the rest of the workers to start singing. It's bizarre and aggravating. And the timing doesn't matter. If two people drop in two separate tips right after the other they have to sing TWO different songs, one after the other. It's absolute torture. And don't even get me started on the asshat that's always around to drop in two tips...
How many videos have you copied and pasted this exact same massage looking desperately for a response like this one to satisfy your sad sad needs from this one post that got no attention from fucking 2 entire years ago.
14:47 "The new guys, they're rebellin'. Thinkin' bad thoughts. They're givin' the wrong cream to the right people." "What's my commands, boss? To deal with Dan and Arin?" "Make sure there won't be a part 2 to this series."
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I love it when they say "thank you" in that gritty, soulless voice.
Its SOOOOOOOO lovely
*thank you*
*_thank you_*
THANK YOU
thank you
how did they not notice that the woman across the street's face was pulsating?
Omfg i never noticed that. Now between that and their huge demonic eyes i believe this game is straight from hell
Oh gods it’s disgusting woah
What have you done
If this was a legitimate Cold Stone Creamery game, the customers would be able to put money into a tip jar and force Arin & Danny to sing random songs into a microphone on the Wiimote.
hahahHAHAHAHAH!
Hey, if you've ever been to a Cold Stone, it's totally true. Luckily, whenever I tip them, I usually sing with them. I also try to make sure it's a song that, not only are they not expecting, but one that they might enjoy.
"I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can~
+JoeytheJoeyX3 dear god not that song
*tips*
SO YOU WANT TO BE A GREAT LOVER
+JoeytheJoeyX3 It's really weird when they sing to you and you are the only 2 people in the store....I don't really know how to handle that situation.
that intro was beautiful
ikr😂
It was
fucka you bad intro👹
0:05
My fucking childhood, lol
Gotta love Closed Captions "Iraq stop, hard to live without star know! You are nice if the journal grounds!"
"Iraq stop" xD 'Nuff said
Oh shit! Hey BAN didn’t expect to see you here on a episode like this of all places
I own this game. One year when I was about 16, my best friend stayed at my house all summer long. She put this game in one day when she was bored. It was incredibly hard. After we both tried and failed to put the scoop of ice cream on the cone for about an hour, she finally figured out how to do it. She was so angry at that point that instead of rage-quitting, she rage-completed the game. It took her several days and we actually ended up liking the game a lot by the end.
Your mom
I played this and ended up with a Cold Stone™ franchise.
I'm £150,000 in debt now.
I'm over a million dollars in debt. No not due to this game, due to a spin off of this game. Cold Bone XXX franchise...
*****
How do you get a cold bone? Liquid Nitrogen?
espurious A bathtub full of ice.
*****
Ah. I suppose that would prevent bits breaking off. How did you get into debt?
Do I dare google that
This game has prepared me to work at Ice Cream Creamery. After years of hard training I can scoop and prepare the best Ice Cream without using my dong.
The best ice cream COMES from your dong. It is so tasty.
Lrod Shrek Why thank you. You get a free expansion for that.
BUT *WHERE'S*
*THE DONG*
MMMStudios1000 Right here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You have been banned from the server.
I want an appeal!
This game is basically Ice Cream Dark Souls. You gotta anticipate the customers' strengths and weaknesses and choose your upgrades wisely for the right build.
Although it's not really a true playthrough of CC1 if you're not playing with two wiimotes. You can't depend on the game to lock on automatically to the ice cream, you have to keep track of your style switching, and they don't even tell you how to do the dodge roll, which you'll need if you want to get anywhere near SSS Platinum ranking.
Although I would suggest taking the time in between missions to read the descriptions of each ice cream flavor and cup, because otherwise you miss a huge chunk of the world-building. For a newcomer, I'd suggest Arin just stick to ranged sweet casting and call in summons from the online community, and be sure to find Ben & Jerry's summons or else the first Sprinkle Golem boss will just be ridiculous.
Incredibly accurate summation of a souls game
Cold stone souls
1:40
Danny: Could you imagine?
Me: A NEWBORN DEER RUNS THROUGH A FIELD, A RAINBOW SHINES FROM HEAVEN. A CHILD'S SMILE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM, AS BRIAN BLOWS A DUDE.
+Elliøt!! Da fuq?
+Juan Experto
It's a NinjaSexParty song??
OH MY GOD XD
+Xavier
YessS
Danny: Could you imagine?
A GIANT FUCKING SNAKE EAT IN DONALD TRUMP ON MARS WEARING A POKER BEAR
Who eats ice cream in the middle of winter?
I do.
Yo mama
kids who are too kewl for sckewl
Who doesn't is the real question.
The illuminate does.
It's not winter, it's summer dude
IF YOU SCOOP ICE CREAM IN THE GAME YOU SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR REAL
I actually worked at a Coldstone Creamery and I can tell you it is exactly like being a Beni Hanna chef with ice cream. They expect you to do all this shit fast and as entertaining as possible and god help you if you take a little too long and it starts to melt cause you will get blamed even if it's because the customer didn't know what they wanted.
"Blue Eyes White Zombie Monster from Game of Thrones" is my favorite Yu-gi-oh! card.
I work for cold stone and this game doES NOT FUCKING PREPARE YOU
Vance Corsey is it terrible, or about average (aka terrible) for store clerks?
Working at colds tone is a great fun job but you're not serving ice cream half of the time. And there's a lot of health code regulations.
Lmao. Yeah. And one question. Did you ever have to take a drug test?
I don't know anything. I was just wanting to try something but I'm scared of losing my job.
Yeah. I want to try it because I have bipolar depression and sleeping problems and I've heard from others that weed helps.
This has to be one of my favourite Grumps Videos ever
It hurts my soul to see "9 Years"
"You look ready for a harder level" DEAD
If an actual ice cream shop handed out candy when people were waiting too long, I'll bet there'll be a group of jerk kids who purposely get in line just and pretend to get angry so they can nab some sweets
Terra SilverShade you are horrible
Sean Lubbers He is right though
They went from Stone Cold yesterday to Coldstone today.
*Dubstep Plays Violently*
***** *SMOKE WEED 'ERY DAY*
BAH GAWD KING! COLD STONE! COLD STONE! COLD STONE!!
...forgive me. You already thought of the joke I was going to use and I had to say something.
Dave O. 360 quick scope
MMMStudios1000 MUM GET THE CAMRA
oh my god Danny you killed me from the start "or as they say in japan, a simple pran" and he said it so calmly xD
We need at least one episode of *Game Drunks* :
"Hey I'm Drunk"
"I'm not so Drunk"
"And we're the Game Drunks!"
Didn't Barry and Ross do that for Saint Patrick's Day?
Robert Oberlies They did indeed! But I want Arin and Danny; I am betting Arin is a mean drunk and Danny is extremely relaxed, but says crazy things.
But Arin doesn't drink
MMMStudios1000 But he should... >:)
Drunk Suzy!!!! YES
A simple plan, or as they say in Japan, a simple pran
ぱらぬ
プラヌ
プラーン
シンプルプラン
It's 1am in the morning and I'm biting into my shirt so hard to keep from waking my family up. It hurts my lungs so much to contain my laughter. I love you guys.
That sounds painful
i work at coldstone and ive never seen a more accurate representation of what i do. truly an amazing game.
singing -untitled- at the beginning just brought back nostalgic childhood memories XD thank you guys
It's kind of weird when you realize you're watching a guy and a jew celebrating christmas by playing a video game about ice cream on the internet.
A guy _and_ a jew? Does Danny not count as human to you?
espurious The new WB sitcom, A guy, a Jew & A Half Australian
espurious Nope.
espurious jews usually don't celebrate christmas, that's why I specified.
Marcotti •
I think they prefer being called Jewish. It's less racistey
Cold stone creamery kiiinda sounds like an indie horror title lmao
Master Hand before Smash Bros.
+Luigiigiul igiulluigi (LuigiigiuL) Serving ice cream wasn't paying the bills, so he made a living killing beloved mascot characters.
I always find myself coming back to this episode.
+XXPedia This and Action Girlz Racing are my all-time favorite Game Grumps episodes. C:
+rokinjaguar My favorites and ones I always go back to is the Daring Game for Girls and the Sonic Boom series (And the occasional nostalgic Jontron episodes)
+imnotglutenfree the daring game for girls video will always hold a special place in my heart
I'm constantly rewatching the finale to their Mario Party 8 series :D
Same
I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
Satan is always so nice and brings me presents
Freaks O Nature what the fuck bruh, what, the fuck T__T
Rickoladze Tiek What?! U no leik Christmas?!
Magic. *snort snort*
ಠ_ಠ
Miley Cyrus 2sexy4U Dude, you're so lucky. Can I come over to your has and have a playdate?
LOL THIS IS A GAME?!
I have even watched the video yet, but WHAT.
This is the Highest Example of a Bargain Bin game.
I got this game for Christmas seven years in a row until I realized they've just been taken the copy they've given me and regifted it. Not sure how I didn't realize before.
It sounds like you've been living a full life *****
Hmmm. And I though always getting underwear for years was wierd. Wait....
***** Well at least I got all my dedotated wam in order and I ordered my fedoras nicely.
Not a single Stone Cold Steve Austin joke? I am disappoint.
ikr stone cold, cold stone
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Ee Wolfs I didn't understand at first, then I laughed my head off.
At least there was an Obama joke.
Sirendude
I dont get it
I like to imagine that 100%ing this game is a requirement before you can work at Cold Stone.
"Cold Stone _Creation Containers_"? Can you seriously get in trouble for saying "Ice Cream Cone"?
+Lucas Warren WHAT? who has the copywrite
+IvyPaw copyright
+IvyPaw The copyright was issued in 1939 by some dude named Jacob Abraham Jacobson. US Copyright laws state that if something was copyrighted before 1923, it's public domain. So it's technically illegal, but IMO it's as illegal as fireworks on 4th of July.
+TheClumzyVixen Also not all of them were Ice Cream Cones, you can get cups instead of cones, or a waffle bowl.
***** Eeeehhh fine. >.> :P
I initially read this as Stonecold Creamery, and now I'm imagining Steve Austin giving out free stunners with his ice cream. :V
I've watched this video many times over the years, and every time I come back to it, Arin's panicked "what the hell's going on???" at 6:36 makes me laugh.
How could this HAPPEN TO ME?!
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
There's flubffbjr.. to run
Life goes on as I'm-
I WANT SOME ICE CREAM
Oh, ok. Oh yeah, we'll just replace "I wanna scream" with "I want ice cream"
Arms are weak.
The floor is lava.
Go downstairs.
Dads' lasagna.
coldstone employee checking in
can confirm, it's just like this
How's life?
miserable, because i live inside a WiiWare game
8 years later, how’s life?
I think it's interesting to see how the Internet evolves. Interesting to hear how in the internet's early days, the Simple Plan song was the song used to call out people for being pussies. Nowadays, it's definitely either Crawling by Linkin Park or Bring Me to Life by Evanescence. Which makes me wonder, what song will it be when my son begins to explore the Internet? And my grandson? Oh how I can't wait to tell them the stories about how memes were different in my day...
you got all that from an ice cream game?😂😂😂😂😂
TOM used it too!
I think it's funny that simple plan went from being "look at this winey bitch" to "I dropped my cereal bowl guys"
Like imagine your child discovers memes and like they they pull there shoe lace to far and undos the bow on accedent
"Crawling in my skin!!! "
Being an actual cold stone employee, thus just makes me laugh my ass off because evn though it's a licenced game it's massively inaccurate and im confused on wtf these minigames are even supposed to represent
i do that "could you imagine" reference all the time but nobody ever gets it .
I still don't get it, but I feel as if I should.
MMMStudios1000
Ninja Sex Party's "If We Were Gay" reference, if I'm not mistaken.
MMMStudios1000 if we were gay by nsp?
I agree.
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Back in my day, we used spam the shit out of this.
For some reason I got the vibe that this song is about a serial killer, trying to cope with the emotionlessness about how he mercilessly kills more and more victims, only to do it all again throughout many nights.
Sassy Nick To me it sounds like someone who commits suicide...
Sassy Nick KittyOnTheNet it's about drunk driving and the families affected by the accidents
Its about cold stone creamery
Lindsay Anne I think that hurts the song more than helps it. It's too vague to carry the weight of its subject.
Beginning of the video..I actually work here... Huh I wonder how accurate this will be ... This game would be really hard though if it was accurate
"MY SON DROPPED IT WE NEED A NEW FREE ONE" "Ma'am that's not-" "NOW YOU FUCK HEAD I GOT YOGA IN 15 SECONDS"
+Hitlers Cousin Jimmy That is so intensely accurate
Kudos to you good sir for going through intense soccer momage for money. I applaud you. ( )//
I am also an employee and i know exactly how to trigger you with a few phrases. "can i have a cookie doughnut you want some?" "yes i want a waffle cone... what size... Cone size?" "I made a love it sig... LIKE IT." " how many scoops come in a gotta have it?" "can i sample a mint mint chocolate chocolate chip?" "what happened to X flavor it was here 3 years ago?!?!" "how much does this clearly displayed menu item cost?"
also, *points to signature on ghea* can I have this one?" me: which one? customer: THIS ONE me: I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE STICKER
Oh GOD I laughed so hard that I cried and fell off my chair :'D Arin panicing is just tooooo damn hilarious
“You look ready for a harder level” is way funnier to me than it should be
As one who works at the ColdStone Creamery, I found this to be the absolute best thing ever.
Thank you, Arin and Danny.
I've shit myself.
The simple pran has to be the best joke Dan has ever made in such a witty fashion.
Nothing like eating ice cream, while watching the grumps play a game about ice cream.
I kinda want to play the game now. Also, I love the whole "Thank you" thing when the kid passes by, so hilarious!
Omfg Danny and Arin singing a song by one of my favorite bands is the greatest thing ever.
ruubaruu Your prof pic is Sora. I like. Also good comment.
fizzybopper 0:05
This has got to be one of my favorite playthroughs of all time. I usually don't laugh this hard at the one-offs.
Mission Fail (game cuts to room full of monitors)
"This is Commander Sims from the SCAT Team. You failed to satisfy those girls and their cravings for ice cream. Consider yourself dismissed!" (overdramatically pulls the cord out of the Sega Genesis controller)
I love how the game just nonchalantly introduces you to the actual service industry: "customers that wait too long will start to become impatient." And you're given like 30-60 seconds to read the customer's mind before they lose it.
Thank god there was never a "Little Baby's Ice Cream" game, that be REALLY scary.
#282 Gardevoir It would probably be a survival horror game.
How they opened up the episode made me both happy and sad. It made me happy because I LOVE Simple Plan, but it made me sad because that song (called Untitled) is their saddest song ever. They wrote it in memory of a friend who died in a drunk driving accident.
THIS COULD HAVE JUST BEEN A FLASH GAME
I love Arin's reference to "If We Were Gay" at 1:39
NSP SONG TITLE:
When I eat my eyes scream
I haven't been to a Coldstone Creamery in years, but man their ice cream is goood...
I'm glad my town at least has a Dairy Queen. I don't know what I would do without those delicious Blizzard treats...
The day that Danny learned about that Simple Plan song.
The first "thank you" from the npc gets me everytime
Arin and Danny are good singers
Their harmony is top notch.
I think they could be great in a band.
torn- B-I-a-S they are in a band. Danos in twoo
aDorkWithABigHeart 04 0:05
imagine a panicking ice cream salesmen holding a cone of ice cream with sprinkles on it screaming 'HOW DO I GET THEM OFF'
I was drinking water when you said "swift crack to the face." My floor is covered in cough-spit.
"You can calm them down with... A swift crack to the face" XD Omg I fucking lost it
That jingle that keeps playing gives the game a creepy atmosphere0_0
starting out game grumps with one of my favorite simple plan songs... okkie dokie
This game actually did make me crave Cold Stone, so I looked it up and THERE'S ONE LIKE T MINUTES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.
I fucking know what I'm having tomorrow!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEET I MADE A MISTAKE I TOOK A SHIT AND NOW IM ASHAMEEED
I totally scream sang-a-long to that Simple Plan ditty in the intro
Anyone else notice that the woman across the street's eyes and face pulse visibly from the other side?
This is extremely hilarious because I work at Braum's, an ice cream place XD The accuracy this game portrays of working in an ice cream shop is amazing!
I think I would be more open to Coldstone if they didn't feel the need to assault my ears with shitty ice-cream based remixes of popular songs every time they get tipped.
Wow this ice cream is great! Here's a five dollar ti- *ICELLEX DROP THE ICE CREAM BASS!*
They don't do that at my Cold Stone, but I kind of wish they did now.
Not to mention all the fucking Fanfare.
David Harding As soon you drop a tip in the jar, one of the cashiers (probably the manager) shouts a number or something which corresponds to a song, signaling the rest of the workers to start singing. It's bizarre and aggravating. And the timing doesn't matter. If two people drop in two separate tips right after the other they have to sing TWO different songs, one after the other. It's absolute torture.
And don't even get me started on the asshat that's always around to drop in two tips...
***** What if I give them a five dollar tip and immediately leave? Will they still stand there singing like idiots?
At the start I got an ad titled 'how to sing high notes,' It was very fitting!
All I want for Christmas is the knowledge that my father's death wasn't my fault.
***** Well, huh. I guess you're right. But, whatever. Hakuna Matata, am I right?
How many videos have you copied and pasted this exact same massage looking desperately for a response like this one to satisfy your sad sad needs from this one post that got no attention from fucking 2 entire years ago.
The beautiful irony of a shovelware game about scooping. Its a match made in heaven!
The longer you watch, the more things you notice are wrong.
How did this get greenlit?
I think this was my first GameGrumps video I watched, and it still is one of my absolute favorites.
Well this is not what I expected. I though it read Coldstone Cemetery.
My drink shot out of my nose when Arin said, "The wiimote is your hand. OH GOD!"
I'm so making a GG animated of "the wii-mote is your hand" in the morning via Flipnote studio!
I got it made ~ it's up on Sudomemo
Just hearing you singing simple plan at the beginning and i love it already!
When I was 5 years old my older brother shoved ice cream up my nose.
Now I talk weird.
that aint right man
+10 for that intro, Simple Plan would be proud. -claps- encore!
14:47
"The new guys, they're rebellin'. Thinkin' bad thoughts. They're givin' the wrong cream to the right people."
"What's my commands, boss? To deal with Dan and Arin?"
"Make sure there won't be a part 2 to this series."
"Come out into the street and give it to me!" Danny sexbang 2014
Fun fact: Mr. Coldstone, owner of Cold Stone Creamery, is played by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Happy holidays everyone and i hope you enjoy your days and games :D
Same to you!
As to you ~^_^~
No u
As for you too~!
Lets all sing carols to spread holiday cheer!
Wow, Coldstone Creamery™ sure seems like a _swell_ place to get some delicious ice cream. I can't wait to go to Coldstone Creamery™!
is it just me but does every non Nintendo game look like a flash game
6:59 my family owned an ice cream shop when i was 15, and we made about $165 almost everyday in sales before labor, supplies and other costs.
Did they play Christmas Shopper Simulator yet? That's a great game!
I'm glad to see that the Grumps are continuing their tradition of playing horror games during the Christmas season.
i have het to understand how dan has compared both skyrim and kristallnacht to things in a fucking cold stone creamery game
Because its Dan Avidan
I love the beginning song!😂
I thought it said Coldstone Cemetary
Whoops
mmm
You know the episode is going to be good if they start it by singing *_"How could this happen to me~? I made a mistake ~..."_*
Well, they made a fucking game based off a fucking _ice cream_ parlor.
This is the Epitome of Sell-Outs.
11/10 like skyrim with ice cream.
Franchise purchases went down 75% after this game was released.
It's only a matter of time before they make a PewDiePie game
Uggghhhhhh...
7.8/10 Too much ice cream.
I love the "If we were Gay" reference, I didn't know Dan listened to NSP, that's pretty cool!