Remote no normal at all. The moment he mentioned agege bread, I died 🤣 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imagine agege bread inside stew true true, he go be like say na vacuum cleaner dem insert. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 he says ohun ti mo ri yi l´agbara🙄🙄🙄. And na men hands him see the bread. The demonstration of how he sees them holding the bread in their hands speaks volumes of his reference point.
Who else started laughing immediately he approached the vehicle till the end of the clip & has watched it more than once? Cause this is my 3rd view... This man Remote is hot & undisputedly awesome @what he does!!! Big ups Brother 🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥👌✔️
I love that I am Ugandan and I can laugh from the beginning to the end watching this😩😂. Thanks not only for them subtitles but for being so fucking comic
In real life that's how it happens. I cannot explain it. But you can know things in one second that may take you an hour to explain. Reason being that time and space is doesn't exist in the spiritual world. So what you call 1 minute here can be equivalent to incalculable time there. Pastor remote na fake sha. Very funny guy.
I don’t understand Yoruba but the subtitle kills me. This man is insane. I like that he chose to rap in his native language and help us out with subtitle.
Ha bro, you too good. Immediately I heard "a ti pèsè yín gẹ́gẹ́ bí ọbẹ̀", couldn't control my laughter again cos I knew he was going to say "won fe fi bread kò yín lomi ọbẹ̀ jẹ́" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he could get more recognitions if it was in english but then the jokes will be diluted , so its only yoruba speakers than will appreciate the jokes more . He his truly talented, love it
STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. 9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and... ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂 10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man... Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫 11. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂 12 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 13 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂 14. She got mad at you. Allow her hit your chest. Let her throw objects/things at you Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 15. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂 16. Women and Gossip Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 (By the way I’m also a small TH-camr looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤………. Please subscribe to my TH-cam channel Thanks...
That mood that make u call someone *Omoale* is called *Ogbenutan mood* .. at that point no other further abuse equates Omoale considering the kind of relieve u get after saying it .... ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
@Baba Orunmila Do you imagine Remote will appreciate this comment on his hard work placed on an invention of a foreigner that he needs in order that his work may be exposed to the whole world regardless of the tribe, race, and creed?
Who go see wetin pastor remote see wey no go mis-yarn? The guy pass visional, na visionist him be now. Keep seeing omo iya mi, but the day wey Dem go gbab you! OYO
I'm an ibo guy but loves this guy, his facial expression alone is worth laughing 😂😂😂
Remote no normal at all. The moment he mentioned agege bread, I died 🤣 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imagine agege bread inside stew true true, he go be like say na vacuum cleaner dem insert. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You sef no well! You be Agege bread research fellow. The just brought my 28 years memories in ladipo mkt back when we hustle like mad. Remote is bad!
The accuracy for me 😂😂😂even if u deep it inside coke sef it will soak it up
Same here
I no even know who well pass between you and remote. Hahahahaha
That's even my best food I love it so much 😋🥰😁
It's the expression when remote saw damilola oni chest🤣🤣🤣
Bread vision🤣
🤣🤣🤣 he says ohun ti mo ri yi l´agbara🙄🙄🙄. And na men hands him see the bread. The demonstration of how he sees them holding the bread in their hands speaks volumes of his reference point.
@@oluwalomejooda001 Men, you are too smart. It's now I am even understanding the inferred meaning of what he said. Chai... remote is funny!
One of the best comedians out there, by far. He is just so naturally funny. It's almost effortless.
Who else started laughing immediately he approached the vehicle till the end of the clip & has watched it more than once? Cause this is my 3rd view... This man Remote is hot & undisputedly awesome @what he does!!! Big ups Brother 🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥👌✔️
I had to laugh on his approach, he had to reverse, get his thoughts together and then view the total 📦 again.All he said to himself was "Yeparipa"
I hv not watch before smiling.......Remoooote!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@oluwakemiadunni698... Honestly, that dude is something else.
@@yinkaakintola8499... Liiiiiifeee, that guy na certified mad man walahi... Especially when he exclaims "Kaabiyeesi" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was when he said bread that I started laughing 😂 😂 😂
I think this guy is not getting enough recognition has he should, because damn he is good😂
I swear I totally agree
💯 percent correct!!!!
I had said this some years ago and silently pray for him to be recognized.
@@kutakunte I am sure he will someday
Agreed
I swear this guy is a mad man.... This time what he saw couldn't let him speak in tongues. Bread and Soup format this time.
If not for this people we for don die for naija ohh... Well done sir
It's Oma bee ni....for me 🤣🤣
Lol 😁😁😂
Wow this guy dey give me joy..thank you remote 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is crazy 😅🤣🤣😂😂
I remember CAC "that aya yo pa awon ajoji emi dem no dey use am play"
Won fe fi bread ko yin lo be je😅🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Is the “it will burst” part for me 🤣🤣🤣
I love that I am Ugandan and I can laugh from the beginning to the end watching this😩😂. Thanks not only for them subtitles but for being so fucking comic
Laughing
U understand the language
@@iroghoolusegun.ifidon1630not igbo and yoruba but pidgin most a times😄
This bro remote ehn 😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂. Remote tí yà werey.
I laughed so hard DAT my wife woke up and was asking that y am I shaking the bed!! Lolz
Lmao
Solomon Adefila lol
😆 for me it's the quick visions he sees, conversations with God and messages that make me wonder, " haba? All these visions in 1 minute??😆
I wonder too ooo🤭
In real life that's how it happens. I cannot explain it. But you can know things in one second that may take you an hour to explain. Reason being that time and space is doesn't exist in the spiritual world. So what you call 1 minute here can be equivalent to incalculable time there.
Pastor remote na fake sha. Very funny guy.
The concept of time only exists in the physical realm. The human mind cannot fully grasp eternity.
All true about time here and in spirit realm. But pastor remote own na sakamaje 😆 🤣. Lovely concept 👌
Diligence Eke really! prove me..
Remote is so talented and even make my stomach dey ache on top crying inside Ramadan fasting 😂😂😂
More blessing Baba 🙏
The mention of Agege bread gave me a lively smile.
it's the " won ma gbon gbe"...for me........the face shine, him teeth white, him voice clear
Na the end part I Dey always dey wait for... lol 😂
Ok now am exited💃💃💃💃💃💃 I love ur skits❤️❤️
Audu lemua, banse Lemua, paraska, iskobo lai te, eleso mon na…… LEGITI NI! 😝😝😝😝😝👍👍👍
Ìfèdèfọ̀ ọ̀run ni! 😂😂😂😂
Ọ̀run ló mú paashi yín lẹ̀ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remote is a fool 🤣🤣🤣
@@adeniyi5366 lol! 😝😝😝😝😝👍
This ifedefo sounds like French😂😂
@@Abebi07 I agree with you 100%. 😝😝😝😝
Won fe fi Bread gbon omi obe yin mun. That one got me cracked up..... So hilarious
I love that "God will punish you" part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is insane …swear down, can’t wait for his new clips
Remote needs prayer olohun
I love him when he abuses,😂😂
The way the thing dey pain Remote dey sweet me. After he's exposed, he'll get angry. E don pain am 😂😂😂😂
Am telling you this guy is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥂👍👍🥂👍love from Seychelles 🇸🇨
What he saw made him forget the original vision 😂😂😂
That look on his face the moment he saw the woman's chest 🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t understand Yoruba but the subtitle kills me. This man is insane. I like that he chose to rap in his native language and help us out with subtitle.
That Ile chairman part got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"There is no soup you use Agege bread to eat, that soup will finish immediately". 🤣
I don laugh 😂 tire,my Tommy dey pain me oh😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Baba drop the mystery in the jungle part 4ooooo pls Baba I can’t wait to watch the part 4
He talk say she go BURST 🤣🤣😂😂
Pastor remote ooo!!!🤣🤣the way he stepped back and returned 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Remote you don reach here again!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 wetin you dey look around aunty bayi
The agege bread part got me cracked up ...lolz
Lmaoooooo always quick to say ‘God will punish you’ after he don cast 🤣😂
Hahaha I'm not sure if remote can see heaven if he continues like this, soup plus bread = bursting 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Funniest comedian...I dey always enjoy this guy.
Remote go kill me with Laugh o. I need to go see this guy for IB. I too like am abeg. Very natural guy.
Ha bro, you too good. Immediately I heard "a ti pèsè yín gẹ́gẹ́ bí ọbẹ̀", couldn't control my laughter again cos I knew he was going to say "won fe fi bread kò yín lomi ọbẹ̀ jẹ́" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pastor Remote ehn... Lwkmd. Agege bread 😂😂
🤣🤣Pastor ẹjọ sir, kilo má bẹ? I'll like to know o. "God will punish you again."🤣
Like seriously 🙄.
Plenty love for you ❤ 💕 😘
Pastor Remote, please I want to listen to these your videos intros. The songs are really nice.
@remote kindly bring back the mystery in the jungle, kọ́ni sun wá, kò ní rẹ wa
Damilola don finish remote😂😂😂😂
I think he could get more recognitions if it was in english but then the jokes will be diluted , so its only yoruba speakers than will appreciate the jokes more . He his truly talented, love it
Uncle Aiye nse yin sir, iyawo o ni iyawo leni ki won ma fi breadi gbon lomi obe je abi??? You don't kolo finish I swear down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oma be ni" 😂😂😂.... Remote don craze wtf!🤣🤣🤣
STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂
💃.
9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and...
ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂
10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man...
Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫
11. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂
12 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like
Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
13 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂
14. She got mad at you.
Allow her hit your chest.
Let her throw objects/things at you
Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
15. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂
16. Women and Gossip
Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
(By the way I’m also a small TH-camr looking for your support)
just wanna spread positivity ❤……….
Please subscribe to my TH-cam channel
Thanks...
Seriously this guy is too good.
Remote is absolutely hilarious
Damilola Oni the milk factory lol
Na milk Pastor Remote see,no be soup
This lady front nawa ohhh,nkan be
The insults wey this my pastor Remote don collect ehn 🤣🤣🤣❤️
No no no 😆😆😆 this guy is sick..i had to watch this over and over again..lol
Werey gbaaa ni bòbò yi sha! Which one is agege 🍞🤣🤣🤣
I laughed harder when I heard God will punish you 🤣 😂
...after asking her to wind down like he had something good to say
This guy is good I swear..
First person to comment. Gather here if you’re a big fan
U need more followers. I am sharing this
Just watching dis🤣🤣🤣 bread and soup🤣🤣🤣 ahh remote remote heaven is not for u ooo🤣🤣🤣
This very funny 🤣🤣😂😂 nice one Remoteee 🥰🤣
We still want mystery in the jungle 🤠
Yes ooo
Bokoharam and herdsmen have occupied the jungle ni o
@@sydakins6861 LoL 🤣
The first haaaa gat me rolling😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣won Fe Fi bread koyin ni omi obe,😂😂😂😂is guy is madding
This guy na just werey 🤣
Hahahahaha! infact the gye is a genius. Dami no vex its vision from above from Pst Remote.
But when dey finish her stew, she go open milk na 😂😂😅
He said it will burst 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is just something else... Nice one
Aya gbudo pa awon alejo, eru aya Dami yi po, o po ju.😂😂😂🤣
That mood that make u call someone *Omoale* is called *Ogbenutan mood* .. at that point no other further abuse equates Omoale considering the kind of relieve u get after saying it .... ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Na that last part.. 'God will punish you' got me laughing
Honestly am short of words ! Kudos
So good to see Dammy here
“O maa be ni! “🤣🤣🤣
It's the song choice for me 😅🤣🤣 its in my language and I wonder if he knows what it says. Very funny guy
please what is the name of the song
@@IllustrationWithTolu th-cam.com/video/0_qZbb-S__8/w-d-xo.html it's Called Aile Matshwenyego, Song by Masole a Tumelo.
@@fearfullymadegem1265 Thank you very much
Sorry, can you also translate it. Thank you
Oma be ni..🤣😂🤣
She must provide bread to do prayer, Pastor Remote want to eat Agege bread 😂😂😂
Remote is mad I swear. Keep putting smile on our face brother.
Why does he always like talking to people through the car window?😂
🤣🤣🤣because he is a street hawking preacher😂😂😂.
He is an itinerant Pastor.😀
He is more of Evangelist without church just that he added fake prophecy to his fake portfolio 🤣🤣🤣
@@TruthisTruth551 😆😆😆
@Baba Orunmila Do you imagine Remote will appreciate this comment on his hard work placed on an invention of a foreigner that he needs in order that his work may be exposed to the whole world regardless of the tribe, race, and creed?
Pastor remote don craze finally. So funny a guy
Last phrase "THEY WILL BURST" the breads 😂
he is just too good naturally funny God bless you brother
Remote you are mad...😂...Agege bread..😂
My favorite pastor 😂😂
Walai, were ni yin sir!
Damn I just subscribe
Man a goat 🐐 no cap
Straight 🔥 watching from Philadelphia dope 🔥🔥 content!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy
Won ma gbon gbe ni🤣🤣🤣
Pastor Remote saw "aya madam" and the verse that came from the realm is "aya yi o pon awon alejo...." 😂 😂 😂 😂
This guy too good abeg. Kaiiiiiiiiiii.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Mad man. Bread àti omi ọbẹ̀. Wọn tí fi búrẹ́dì kò yín lomi ọbẹ̀ jẹ́ ma
Remote is mad internationally…
Who go see wetin pastor remote see wey no go mis-yarn? The guy pass visional, na visionist him be now. Keep seeing omo iya mi, but the day wey Dem go gbab you! OYO
Remote is madt aje! 😄😂😂😂..na that agege bread, I laugh uncontrollably..... you're the bomb bossman
Breadi laround yin, agege bread 🍞😂😂😂😂