The Longest Year in Human History (46 B.C.E.)

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  • @oWallis
    @oWallis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15370

    12:08 "We will watch your career with great interest!"

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      Caesar is just turning into Palpatine now, isn’t he?

    • @onetwothreefourfive12345
      @onetwothreefourfive12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" - 12:06

    • @frankcommatobe8009
      @frankcommatobe8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      The Senate vs Caesar, who wins?

    • @99CreeperKing
      @99CreeperKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      @@frankcommatobe8009 Caesar: "I am the senate!"

    • @Eight8888888812
      @Eight8888888812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Lets keep this at 66 likes

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19863

    "10 year dictatorship you say?"
    *starts adding days to calendar*

    • @gloeibrood
      @gloeibrood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      Hahahhaha XD

    • @a.wenger3964
      @a.wenger3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

      It was half passion project and half political exploit. Love it! haha
      Edit: And now thinking about it, that pretty much sums up Caesar's entire life.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      That's not how years work. The Roman calendar didn't have enough days to make a full year, but the gap was big enough that they would have noticed after a couple of years. (Hard to sow fields in driving snowstorms.) The old solution was to just not announce the new year until a full year had passed...and IIRC, the guy who decided exactly when the new year started was the Pontifex Maximus, aka Julius.
      ...All of which was mentioned in the video, embedded in the description of Julius adding days to the calendar.

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      “Wait thats illegal!”

    • @program4215
      @program4215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@timothymclean I doubt there were many driving snowstorms in southern Italy :P

  • @thedeekabides
    @thedeekabides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9022

    Dude just made a cliffhanger out of things that already happened.
    Well met.

    • @jrrtt25
      @jrrtt25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Jordan De Knikker right!? 😂 I immediately was like WAIT OH LABIENUS!? I NEED THE NEXT VIDEO!!

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Spoiler alert Rome fell

    • @steelnation5110
      @steelnation5110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Richard Sanchez like 400 years later lol. And the Byzantines even later than that.

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@steelnation5110 that was a nod to Metatron he made a comment like that one of his videos thought it might be appropriate

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jack Daniels sorry to break it to you like that but better me than someone else at least I let you down easy

  • @jothemouse7832
    @jothemouse7832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    imagine your just sitting there, in the year 46, having the worst year of your life, and your like 'well at least the year's almost over!' and then somebody comes riding up with the announcement they've added 90 more days to the year.

    • @arnekrug939
      @arnekrug939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They would almost understand how 2020 felt like.

    • @madavarams268
      @madavarams268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@arnekrug939 except the opposite lmao. 2020 was the fastest year in human history

    • @Azsunes
      @Azsunes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@madavarams268 I still feel like last year was 2019...

    • @madavarams268
      @madavarams268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Azsunes fr

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Azsunes same

  • @showmemoviesnow
    @showmemoviesnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    For anyone interested in what happened to Arsinoe and Juba; Arsinoe joined the temple of Artemis in Ephesus and was murdered by roman soldiers in the temple on the orders of Mark Antony.
    Juba fortunately, has a happier story. He was romanized and became renown as a highly educated man. He fought on the side of Augustus at the battle of Actium and was eventually reinstated as King of Numida and married Cleopatra Selene, Arsinoe's niece and daughter of Cleopatra and Mark Antony. He wrote books on a variety of topics in Greek and ruled into his old age to be succeeded by his son, Ptolemy.

    • @Xencryptous
      @Xencryptous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      Of course his sons name was Ptolemy hahaha

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Ah yes, Simp Antony bewitched by Cleopatra's Eastern magic doing simp things.
      /j

    • @chuckleshoneysuck1515
      @chuckleshoneysuck1515 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@zippyparakeet1074 dovahatty

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chuckleshoneysuck1515 lmao yes.

    • @RandomPlayIist
      @RandomPlayIist ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zippyparakeet1074 If you want to be taken seriously maybe refrain for using the term simp.

  • @mikan2428
    @mikan2428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3713

    "We must stop giving Caesar power!" cried the senator as he gave Caesar more power.

    • @minoreror9961
      @minoreror9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      mikan Me binge eating.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      They were quoted as being "Very concerned but not going to take any actions."
      wait that's a whole other senate...

    • @lucastumelaire4099
      @lucastumelaire4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yes but Caesar WAS the senate

    • @paranoidandroid6095
      @paranoidandroid6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      © anime profile pic guy 2019

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good one

  • @D00000T
    @D00000T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10675

    caesar at least had his priorities right. even with a ton of power, he was not going to let an outdated calendar to continue going

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

      This is why his assassination was so unpopular. He was generally doing many positive things.
      It is really amazing that we use almost the same calendar even now

    • @burnedbread4691
      @burnedbread4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Power is nothing if an inaccurate calendar fucks up regular life, like building and harvesting

    • @heszedjim9699
      @heszedjim9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      And he still somehow didn't put September, October, November and December in the right spot.

    • @charlesriley2717
      @charlesriley2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Dude he was a vain authoritarian. But I have to admit, I can't help rooting for him.

    • @MrCrazyeyes07
      @MrCrazyeyes07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@heszedjim9699 The Roman calendar started in March.

  • @nnoodl7333
    @nnoodl7333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    This Caesar guy sounds great, hope nothing terrible happened to him.

    • @demoncupckake123
      @demoncupckake123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I’m sure someone has his back

    • @lilyyo4681
      @lilyyo4681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      E Tu brutae?

    • @gauravudiyavar9050
      @gauravudiyavar9050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They did name a salad and a bunch of hotels in Las Vegas after him, so......

    • @colinbignall7036
      @colinbignall7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      How many times do you have to stab a salad before it becomes a caesar salad?

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At the Largo Di Torre Argentina, stand at the correct pine tree on the west sidewalk
      and tell passerbys, "Did you know that you're now standing over the exact same spot where Caesar died?"
      See how many tell you, "Oh, I didn't hear about that! I guess this is not a safe neighborhood!" 😆

  • @toothedacorn4724
    @toothedacorn4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Caesar, an empath, sensing the crowd screaming at him not to kill Arseno wanted him to spare her

    • @theleetworldbest
      @theleetworldbest ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Arsenoe" I was like WHO?? Then I realized it's Arsinoe lmao

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate this

    • @Rozerin-rb4xl
      @Rozerin-rb4xl 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He was so good at reading people and doing best for his image that the whole senate decided to give him a loving embrace in reaction to his policies.

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8978

    The thing that impresses me the most about Ceasar's power grab is how he was able to overcome The Senate's lightning powers.

  • @marktaft
    @marktaft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7006

    Dude fixed an entire calendar and we can't get anyone to touch "daylight savings" with a 10 foot pole.

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It seems that the EU wants to get rid of it

    • @michellamoureuxm
      @michellamoureuxm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      @@teteeheeted farmers can use their own damn time then. Didn't know most of the world was farmers.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      We decided it's okay to have over 500 people needing to agree on ANYTHING for it to get done. You want to get shit done? Kick Democracy out the door.

    • @UwU-235
      @UwU-235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@MeepChangeling that’s how you get tyranny bud. The US designed their system to be as inefficient as possible for a reason. To make it too annoying for anyone to even bother to try and become a dictator.

    • @defaultusername1145
      @defaultusername1145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@teteeheeted farmers hate daylight savings time

  • @hacim42
    @hacim42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    That joke about Gauls crossing the Pomerium caught me off guard. Honestly great set up and punchline.

  • @Panda-is1qs
    @Panda-is1qs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    damn bro the little caeser’s lore runs deep

    • @eliminatorxx713xx
      @eliminatorxx713xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wonder if Caesar ever though there would be a pizza franchise named after him. Probably, that man thought of everything.

    • @brosef4154
      @brosef4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      back then a HotnReady was only 5 drachma

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brosef4154 damn Roman taxes, Octavian’s taken everything from me!

    • @Pikachu0071000CS
      @Pikachu0071000CS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eliminatorxx713xxI mean, tomatoes are from the New World, so probably not lol

  • @The_Honcho
    @The_Honcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    “Ok Caesar your term is up, it’s the last day of the year”
    Caesar: “we ain’t done yet”

    • @davyjones2966
      @davyjones2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Caesar: "hold my roman calendar"

  • @adminwrh
    @adminwrh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    7:25 - A 2100 year old Latin drinking song translating to a dirty limerick that rhymes in English will remain one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

    • @hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342
      @hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      I live in Iran and many of my friends can speak English to a level. They also know a little about Caesar and when you know "a little" about Caesar, that "little" is him being adulterous. I read the song for them in rhythm, and they burst into laughter. That amazed me how a 2100 years old song can still make people laugh. Although we have centuries old COMEDIANS whose jokes are extremely funny (and usually extreeeeemely dirty), even though they were Muslims, unlike me and my friends.

    • @hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342
      @hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      That's a very clean one and I don't know if translated by my limited knowledge of English, it would still be funny or not:
      Sultan was laying down, putting his head on the thigh of Talkhak (his jester).
      Talkhak, asked Sultan, What are you to the whores?
      A pillow, said Talkhak.
      Told by Obeyd Zakani, circa 14th century C.E

    • @5hiftyL1v3a
      @5hiftyL1v3a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 it’s not belly shaking laughing, but I see the joke. Your English is definitely good enough to talk and have a solid conversation. Joke would only need a little polishing to be good in English.

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Technically, it's not a limerick
      A limerick is always 5 lines with an AABBA rhyme scheme, where the translated poem is 4 lines & has an ABCB rhyme scheme. Limericks are a common format for dirty poems, but not all dirty poems are limericks.

    • @angrygandhi61
      @angrygandhi61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@rafaravioli For the words yes but English grammar is far more similar to Germanic Languages than Romance ones.

  • @GLL98
    @GLL98 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    It's crazy to think that in the middle of some of the wildest shit that has happened to any human being alive, Caesar took a break to work on redesigning the calendar into a new system that worked so well it was pretty much unchanged for the next 2000 and widely used by the whole world (I understand we use the Gregorian now, but the only difference between the two is the implementation of periodic leap year skips for accuracy)

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn ปีที่แล้ว +198

    It's so interesting to me how much influence the mob had. The fact that Caesar spared two people he was planning on killing due to their demands is pretty impressivr. Or maybe he didn't plan on killing them at all but knew the crowd would demand their lives be spared and paraded them out solely so he could look like the "merciful victor." This video was really interesting. Thanks

    • @liquidsnake6879
      @liquidsnake6879 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caesar was a populist, his power came directly from the plebian class, angering them would drop the shield that protected him and spell his doom, the elite classes of Rome already hated him, they just could do anything against him because he had the mob on his side.

    • @Kijinn
      @Kijinn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The elimination of prominent prisoners at the end of triumphs appears to have been custom at the time. None of that was planned by Caesar.
      It would be interesting to see numbers of how many times citizens interfered versus how many times they actually applauded the act.

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I very much suspect that Caesar never intended to kill either Arsinoe or Juba. Having a spare heir to put into place in Egypt if needed was too valuable to waste, as was having a child that could be Romanized and put on the throne in Numidia (which is precisely what happened). Yes the mob had power, but Caesar was notorious for manipulating the mob. I've read that he would often have some of his soldiers in civilian attire distributed through the mob to agitate them one way or another. It's easy to imagine Arsinoe being presented in as positive a light as possible while Caesar's men started riling the crowd to demand she be spared and Caesar would have to "give in to the crowd". All staged of course.

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kelnx Thank you for posting this. Interesting reading

    • @JBLZFTW
      @JBLZFTW 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To me, the goreish depictions of roman paintings prior to the numidian king was to rile the crowd up.
      He most assuredly assumed the crowd apprehension of killing a child, so in order to normalize it he played to sympathy for fellow countrymen in order to keep crowd favor when the time came. But it seems like it didn't work and they still opted to spare the child instead.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Corrupt senator: "These new anti-corruption methods seem excessive!"
    Caesar: "Why? Are you corrupt?"
    CS: "Uh... N-no...?"

    • @angelluisll1033
      @angelluisll1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch it! Your talking about Trumps great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great great, (you get the point), great-grandfather. And he still has the same ambitions.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@angelluisll1033 To make Rome great again?

    • @valonarious5399
      @valonarious5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SchazmenRassir MRGA

    • @zingzingjr.4596
      @zingzingjr.4596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SchazmenRassir I'd be down

    • @MrThelegodudes
      @MrThelegodudes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@valonarious5399 SPQR

  • @cobytang
    @cobytang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    "THIS MINOR IMPERFECTION IS UNACCEPTABLE"
    I agree

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      They're going to completely forget about this by the 49th Century, boy are they going to be surprised!

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah that line confused me, I mean how else would we adjust the calendar drift every 49 centuries? It doesn't seem like that big of a deal to have such a small imperfection

    • @penand_paper6661
      @penand_paper6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lunisolar 'till the end, boys.

    • @LeMoe96
      @LeMoe96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well if they forget to patch this bug in the calander in about 7 million years January is going to be a summer month, and that would be quite the disaster.

    • @pokeyokey
      @pokeyokey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every software developer on the planet wholeheartedly agrees

  • @fairlyfactual451
    @fairlyfactual451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "This minor imperfection is unacceptable"
    This is why I love and constantly rewatch Historia Civilis videos.

  • @solidStalemate
    @solidStalemate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I remember my 6th grade History teacher told us about this year being the longest year. Whenever i imagined it I always thought of a huge battle with castles on fire and torched farms. Turns out it wasn't the case but it fascinated me and got me more interested in history, especially roman history

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      huh?
      "This year was very long."
      "Ah yes, burning Castles."

    • @solidStalemate
      @solidStalemate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@benthomason3307 look i was 11 dude

    • @adissentingopinion848
      @adissentingopinion848 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You weren't wrong per se, it's just that it was the years before and after this one when it got craaaazy

    • @solidStalemate
      @solidStalemate 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@adissentingopinion848 just a little off yeah, this was in the midst of all the chaos

  • @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo
    @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2558

    I just love how the guy who won victories in all four corners of the Empire, managed to conquer Gaul, and had essentially limitless power in the empire. But the only thing he really wanted to do was fix the broken calendar lol

    • @christophergraffam3552
      @christophergraffam3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      When someone wields absolute power they tend to be able to find time to work on pet projects.

    • @NightWanderer31415
      @NightWanderer31415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And become king.

    • @asadpuppy1259
      @asadpuppy1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm the 420th like. You should thank me

    • @randomlyentertaining8287
      @randomlyentertaining8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Empire? Nope, no empire here. Just a democratic republic...totally no emperor to see here...

    • @ephennell4ever
      @ephennell4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, but he probably suspected that the calendrical reformer (if successfully done right) would be remembered
      'forever' ... or at least for 15 centuries!

  • @UpcycleElectronics
    @UpcycleElectronics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Well at least Vercingetorix went first. It would have really sucked to have heard, "Before your humiliating triumph, the last guy was sent to boarding school, and a hot chick was sent to serve in a temple..."

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Vercingetorix: "That's sexist!"

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol so true

    • @MichaelGalanopoulos
      @MichaelGalanopoulos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *chokes in Gallic*

    • @mini2239
      @mini2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      To be honest after the African triumph the others would be cancelled

    • @PaulRudd1941
      @PaulRudd1941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The comment and replies made my day.

  • @skaoi2286
    @skaoi2286 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The more I learn about Caesar the more I’m honestly sad about what happened to him.

    • @Kijinn
      @Kijinn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sounds like you picked only the pearls of trivia about him.
      If you dig deep enough that sadness will subside.

    • @tom_demarco
      @tom_demarco 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kijinn the optimates were the aggressors though

    • @jamesrella763
      @jamesrella763 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kijinngreat and brilliant people who help the populous of their own people should be given the means to make the world a better place or take it and then return it back to the people

  • @sparklejuice
    @sparklejuice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:33 The way you made the little square wiggle to demonstrate how Caesar crawled his way up the steps on his knees was legit the funniest thing I've seen today. I've got this mental image of the crowds observing and copping an eyeful of Julius' arse.
    I'm sure the Goddess was well pleased indeed.

  • @HeroHoundoom
    @HeroHoundoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Caesar: This reform is in the name of the great Cicero himself.
    Cicero: You what m8?

    • @samuilsbroadcastingcorpora403
      @samuilsbroadcastingcorpora403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "Dogs ought to have voting rights!"
      ~Cicero

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "I think dogs should vote!"

    • @juliahenriques210
      @juliahenriques210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@budakbaongsiah "Woof! Woof!" Would they vote for the Caninemunist Party?

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juliahenriques210
      ...I don't think that your joke worked. It was very forced. Sorry.
      I was quoting a man playing a game called Second Life.

    • @juliahenriques210
      @juliahenriques210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@budakbaongsiah Yeah. I know. It works really well in other languages, though. :/ And I'd never get a second life meme.

  • @jenifertalvor4091
    @jenifertalvor4091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4168

    Judging by these views, more people watched your animation of the 4 triumphs than there were people actually attending them

    • @veggiesblowup8785
      @veggiesblowup8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Isn't that a weird thought? You're right, more people have seen this video than were... I dunno. Present to see anything, before around about the 20th century.

    • @NuernbergLP
      @NuernbergLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      that's such a random thing to think about but you're super right.. I don't know what to make of this information though

    • @patronsaintofpoison
      @patronsaintofpoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@NuernbergLP by studying history we can better prepare ourselves for challenges to our species

    • @thatssofetch3481
      @thatssofetch3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      caarcrinolaas how will comparing TH-cam views to the audience of a triumph help us prepare for challenges to our species

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      At least half of those views are just me rewatching this series, so I wouldn’t be too sure about that.

  • @realistwan
    @realistwan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was recommended this video last week and I found it so informative with just the right amount of detail and humor that I watched the entire Julius Caesar playlist and it did not disappoint!

  • @parky22
    @parky22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “The longest year in human history”
    **2020 has entered the chat**

  • @xHowler
    @xHowler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    22:40mins Into the video:
    "So Caesar thought to mess with the roman calendar"
    Me: "Oh yea.. That's what the video was about!"

    • @therealdoc
      @therealdoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Caesar*

    • @Chirchy
      @Chirchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Cesar” it’s Caesar

    • @Chirchy
      @Chirchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well it’s pronounced “kaiser”

    • @naluanj9628
      @naluanj9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@therealdoc *Kaiser

    • @Jalushun
      @Jalushun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's pronounced Shit Salad

  • @robertoazuaje9279
    @robertoazuaje9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Senators: "Huh, this Caesar guy has way too much power in his hands."
    Also senators: **give Caesar every power under the sun.**

    • @Leisurelee53
      @Leisurelee53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Keep pulling on that thread; how do you sell that a man is behaving like a king? Give him the power to and wait.
      I'll wager there was some sphincter squeezing with the Senate stacking that came after though.

    • @felixrivera895
      @felixrivera895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If only they had the foresight to hold legislative power to themselves

    • @angelluisll1033
      @angelluisll1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After that give him the sun too.

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can't steal our power if we give you it first!

    • @ralitzahristova1333
      @ralitzahristova1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Senators! … go figure

  • @itsbunta
    @itsbunta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You're doing an amazing job at visualizing history and making it enjoyable to watch!

  • @OneRedKraken
    @OneRedKraken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These videos are just amazing. The narration, the humor and the squares. Perfection!

  • @gene51231356
    @gene51231356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    "His dictatorship, which was due to expire in a few months, was extended for an additional ten years. This was unheard of, as the dictatorship was supposed to be a six month emergency measure."
    Sulla: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Eshanas
      @Eshanas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I hope sulla gets covered one day

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Well, Sulla had been nominated to dictatorship to life, but abdicated after 6 months ^^

    • @evannesbitt7852
      @evannesbitt7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This guy doesn't care about accuracy

    • @Ozblu3y
      @Ozblu3y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@evannesbitt7852 The guy running the channel? :(

    • @evannesbitt7852
      @evannesbitt7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Ozblu3y yeah. He's said before that Gaius Flaminius had a Gallic scalp on his helmet and provided no source. If he did, he would've had to cite a poem written in the 19th century. Or calling Caesar's campaigns genocide, ignoring his insistence to ally or pacify many different tribes without the use of force in order to save money, save lives and take away propaganda from the Senate. List just keeps going and going

  • @bishop253
    @bishop253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "While Caesar was busy in Rome, something was happening out in the provinces."
    Caesar: "God dammit."

    • @ulyssessphoenix2745
      @ulyssessphoenix2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Gods*

    • @Leisurelee53
      @Leisurelee53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Jupiter inferna!"

    • @marcus2249
      @marcus2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "While Caesar was out stabilizing the provinces and getting some new territory, the Senate began to rebel against Caesar"
      Caesar: "Ah shit, here we go again"

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While you were out coming, seeing and conquering, _I_ studied the blade.

  • @mehere8299
    @mehere8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "The Longest Year in Human History"
    Only as of 2019!

    • @user-fo1ow1jq3b
      @user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 🤣 i was thinking the same thing

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ain't kidding

  • @lilsavdabest
    @lilsavdabest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video. Excellent work. Shout out to Historia Civillis and everyone who makes these videos possible!

  • @chimeforest
    @chimeforest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2346

    "There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution"

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A wise sentiment, ignored by the masses

    • @pierren___
      @pierren___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There is nothing more temporary than a permanent solution.

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Looking at YOU SOCIAL SECURITY

    • @Inquisitrr
      @Inquisitrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program" - Milton Friedman, Nobel Prize Winning Economist.

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      COVID moment

  • @totustuus5279
    @totustuus5279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3252

    It’s always a good day when Historia Civilis uploads a half hour video

    • @alexburt20
      @alexburt20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totus Tuus I’m ment to be revising, we’ll make it history I guess

    • @lowfreak
      @lowfreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I subscribe to hundreds of youtubers. THIS is definitely my favorite channel.

    • @liamcolvin5875
      @liamcolvin5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      deadass, he just made my day.

    • @maoama
      @maoama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Worth waiting for.

    • @jeronimotamayolopera4834
      @jeronimotamayolopera4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DISMANTLE THE UNWELFARE STATE.

  • @miguelservetus9534
    @miguelservetus9534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so educational. Can’t say how grateful I am.

  • @BMoney8600
    @BMoney8600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how informative this was.

  • @gr8sword97
    @gr8sword97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    This Caesar guy seems pretty cool. I hope they keep him on for a while and don’t just kill him off in like 2 seasons.

    • @fionnkline8176
      @fionnkline8176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Green CatGurl ok buddy

    • @mycocodog47
      @mycocodog47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Green CatGurl That's pretty badass. To set back everything so far all because some people thought ALL knowledge in one spot with NO back ups was a good idea.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @NurturingTalents
      Also, he didn't WANT to burn the library. In fact he told his men to stay away from it. But it was damaged in the fight anyway.
      Also when the Muslims attacked it, they went out of their way to destroy every single scroll they found. Although by the time this happened, not many people cared about the library anymore anyway

    • @b859ose8
      @b859ose8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Green CatGurl Umm...no? Only a part of the library was burned and accidentally at that, and they know that some of what was burned had already had copies made and the library was rebuilt. The main reason for the library's end was from lack of funding and dwindling membership. Also, the claim that it stored the world's collective knowledge and that it was the only place that knowledge was stored is just blatantly false, because there were other libraries and there were other parts of the world that had knowledge the Library didn't have access too. Like, do you think the Library was storing knowledge from the America's? China had it's own libraries. Anitolia had a plethora of famous libraries that were around the same time as Alexandria. Beyond even that, the claim that there even was a Dark Age, let alone one initiated by the burning of Alexandria, is a notion that has been almost completely refuted by modern historians. It's especially ridiculous when you consider that the time period that had once erroneously been referred to as the Dark Ages didn't start for over another 1000 years from when Alexandria burned. And as other's pointed out, it is a tragedy that the library burned, but your claim is so way off base, you can't even see the ballpark.

    • @luisarruda3061
      @luisarruda3061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Green CatGurl My son, what caused the “dark ages” was the fall of the Western Roman Empire. You see, when the Barbarian hordes invaded Roman territory they sacked and razed a LOT of towns and cities, and some of these cities contained libraries which held most of the ancient Greco-roman knowledge. Since Barbarians made no distinction between books and loot they destroyed these libraries anyway, and the loss of all that ancient knowledge was the cause of the dark ages.

  • @natclo9229
    @natclo9229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    I have never seen such attractive or angry squares!

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called illustrations. It's a great way to explain your point. Do you have a better solution?

    • @taherbertolinirodrigues9104
      @taherbertolinirodrigues9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @ oh look, Over your head

    • @patronsaintofpoison
      @patronsaintofpoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, you just did

    • @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
      @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @ Lmao. It's amazing how people will be like "haha your're stupid" and then proceed to be dumbasses.

    • @sereysothe.a
      @sereysothe.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAYNE CADDELL idiot

  • @olidouze8022
    @olidouze8022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really hoping you'd release videos more often, rewatching the old videos meanwhile. Really good channel.

  • @kristenlevine3446
    @kristenlevine3446 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I listened to this video with great interest tonight. I just discovered your channel and am very happy about the amount of historic detail that you provide.

  • @chrisallen5373
    @chrisallen5373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Some people curl up with a good book. Some people haven't heard of Historia Civilis.

    • @Braila2000
      @Braila2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good joke

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kaiser u guys have never heard one obviously this is not a fucking joke

    • @Braila2000
      @Braila2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justpettet3506, it is a joke. A book is much better than a video from Historia Civilis

    • @justinsimpson1139
      @justinsimpson1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Allen And you are PREACHING!!!!

    • @joonatuominen7844
      @joonatuominen7844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Braila2000 that really depends on the book

  • @melainemeyer8899
    @melainemeyer8899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Conquered Gaul except for the small village that still holds out against the invaders because their only fear is that the sky may fall on their heads....

    • @davefoc
      @davefoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @9600GTMAN I think I know it also, after your post made me think about it. :)

    • @ryannjas
      @ryannjas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is that Astérix et Obelix or is my memory messing with me hear?😅

    • @Tezcax
      @Tezcax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ryannjas It's from the Anabasis of Alexander too, a gaulish tribe said that to him

    • @anthonytreen6253
      @anthonytreen6253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sweet reference!

    • @perrydowd9285
      @perrydowd9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *

  • @stacyswiss307
    @stacyswiss307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very accurate history and quality videos. Thank you, make more

  • @paprus5972
    @paprus5972 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first Historia Civilis video I've ever watched. Still love it.

  • @jpthomas9491
    @jpthomas9491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    19:18
    Caesar's bill: "What's up everyone, my name is Marcus Tullius Cicero AND I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!"
    Cicero: wait what

  • @Stoneworks
    @Stoneworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    26:05 lmao in the 49th century the Gregorian calendar will be 1 day off alignment. "This minor imperfection is unacceptable"

    • @Napoleonic_S
      @Napoleonic_S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      at some point human would want to move from earth based calendar anyway, lol.

    • @FelixProject
      @FelixProject 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Napoleonic_S if and when humans settle planets or moons other than earth, sure. However considering that the main point of a calendar is to mark the seasons, it is more likely that you would have seperate calendars for each planetary body.
      I would also expect any calendars to at least be based on Earth's calendar whenever possible, it makes little sense to make up something new when a good system already works.

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@FelixProject Give it up for our future generations and their Advanced Jet Lag!

    • @sumreensultana1860
      @sumreensultana1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FelixProject a Steller standard time will be needed 👍

    • @SlayerSwizzy
      @SlayerSwizzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WYSI

  • @thewrench0157
    @thewrench0157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fact that your content is both part informative, and part meme.

  • @dmclean635
    @dmclean635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Having watched the HC video series in and out who knows how many times, this video in particular remains my favorite. So much good political drama, plus a fascinating look at the origins of the Julian calendar, etc.

  • @Thunderation13
    @Thunderation13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    "Those first two triumphs were pretty crazy. Third one was kinda shit, though. I hope they do something really memorable for this last one."

    • @zamlightning7341
      @zamlightning7341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Roman man big dead while other Roman man super big dead.

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      also child

    • @casualsatanist
      @casualsatanist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Romans when watching foreigners getting strangled to death: 🙂
      Romans when pictures of Romans dying come by: 😡

    • @ewanhogg3068
      @ewanhogg3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well it was definitely memorable, you have to give him that.

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Crusades moment

  • @homerlaw
    @homerlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE
    -Cicero
    --Caesar

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ---Michael Scott

    • @william5658
      @william5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Monster factory

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ----@@johndoe5432

    • @dextersmith7604
      @dextersmith7604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ---- @​Mr. Outlaw

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      very nicu, ceasar chan

  • @w1keee
    @w1keee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i'm so glad i found this youtube channel. thank you historia civilis for your videos!

  • @cybersandoval
    @cybersandoval 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    including songs and jokes from people in the time, beautiful, the touch of a true historian

  • @littleferrhis
    @littleferrhis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Ceaser: “I’m gonna spare your sisters life.”
    Cleopatra: “What?!?! No!!!! This wasn’t part of the agreement”

    • @michaeloliver5892
      @michaeloliver5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      He has altered the deal.
      Pray that he does not alter it further.

    • @aakarshasoka6335
      @aakarshasoka6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This deal is getting worse all the time!

    • @youvebeenmungaid1470
      @youvebeenmungaid1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@michaeloliver5892 I knew there be a Star Wars reference here LOL

    • @therealhellkitty5388
      @therealhellkitty5388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arsinoe was a piece of work as they say in Thebes.

    • @l.pietrobon3925
      @l.pietrobon3925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ceaser

  • @Marcus280898
    @Marcus280898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    *The Roman people to Caesar* : A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
    *Caesar to Brutus* : You were the chosen one!
    *Octavian to Caesar's corpse* : I will finish, what you started...

    • @VariksTheLast
      @VariksTheLast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMFAO

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      *Caesar after defeating the Gauls:* So uncivilized.

    • @theodore-jef5664
      @theodore-jef5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *Ceaser on the March 15th* : I am the Senate!

    • @andresolmos8639
      @andresolmos8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@theodore-jef5664 Pompey: NOT YET

    • @GFmanaic
      @GFmanaic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello there !

  • @manasavijit3971
    @manasavijit3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you historia civilis. You made my day!

  • @Tacoman6
    @Tacoman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the video. Keep the good work up!

  • @bluecollarmusic
    @bluecollarmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Caesar: What is the weather forecast for the day?
    Centerion: Hail Caesar!

    • @Super241946
      @Super241946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stephen Kimbell ---Courtesy of : Round the Horne BBC Radio circa 1965-68 with Kenneth Horne and Kenneth Williams

  • @tomkrausz2166
    @tomkrausz2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    “A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one”
    Nice prequel meme

    • @Brajany
      @Brajany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

    • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
      @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hello there

    • @ThePeacefulIsWillingTo
      @ThePeacefulIsWillingTo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Brutus: In the name of the Senate, you're under arrest
      Caesar: Are u threatening, Brutus?
      Brutus: The Senate will decide your fate.
      Caesar: I AM THE SENATE!
      Brutus: Not yet!
      Caesar: It's..treason...then! ( lights up laser gladius n does the screech and 720 degrees flying spinning move)

    • @PatRodak
      @PatRodak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThePeacefulIsWillingTo But this time, Mace Vintus win

    • @ThePeacefulIsWillingTo
      @ThePeacefulIsWillingTo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PatRodak Take a seat, young Julius Skywalkus

  • @jonobester5817
    @jonobester5817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quite amazing. Thank you.

  • @Leo_1975
    @Leo_1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations! Excelent stuff !!!

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    27 minutes of Historia Civilis? By the gods, is it Saturnalia already?

    • @justinsimpson1139
      @justinsimpson1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You might need to wait an extra 90 days I'm afraid......

    • @justinsimpson1139
      @justinsimpson1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "By the gods, is it Saturnalia already?!" I'm crying XDXDXD

    • @iiWNMii
      @iiWNMii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By the red face of Jupiter!

    • @misterb.s.8745
      @misterb.s.8745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IO

    • @ousamadearu5960
      @ousamadearu5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not yet my fellow Legio but now is still the month of Vulcanus.

  • @plutarchvonpluto6439
    @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Caesar: "Finally this civil war is over!"
    Labienus, two of Pompey's sons and the Spanish legions: "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"

    • @angelluisll1033
      @angelluisll1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What! No boarder wall to keep them out???

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evi1M4chine Thanks for that laugh! :D

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they did a good job too.

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Evi1M4chine Revolting? They stink on ice!

    • @billyh881
      @billyh881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m hyped for the next episode.

  • @russmonte5176
    @russmonte5176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great history vid.learned alot not covered anywhere else.thx

  • @skipfred
    @skipfred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3047

    "For years Roman politics had been getting weirder and more dysfunctional."
    Hmm... Why does that sound so familiar...?

    • @0hn0haha
      @0hn0haha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @Soviet Biscuit athenian democracy had it's own issues, honestly. Inaction, and the whole ostracism thing just got rid of anyone qualified since they were afraid of them taking power

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I'm waiting for a popular and wealthy general to get elected before I freak out lol. It's almost impossible to be rich, politically savvy, and militarily proven all at once these days.

    • @heiveldboy
      @heiveldboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@geordiejones5618 Frankly, the more incompetent you are (if from the wealthy class), the more likely you are to get power these days.

    • @cherrypopscile3385
      @cherrypopscile3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Angry citizens, possible voter fraud on all fronts from every one, politicians not being punished for their crimes, riots....
      Dear God, we really haven't learned anything from history

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      America

  • @pepela8214
    @pepela8214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Ceasar: the civil war is over
    Labenious: *_that's where you're wrong kiddo_*

    • @lukas.caldwell
      @lukas.caldwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mosieur Pepe hello brother pepe

  • @caroldixon7796
    @caroldixon7796 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just found your channel today. Fascinating!

  • @taylorthomas2089
    @taylorthomas2089 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well done as usual 👏 👏 👏

  • @Saeronor
    @Saeronor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    *"Triple Caesar's bodyguards."*
    Roman Senate playing 7D chess right there ^^

  • @emilelachapelle6605
    @emilelachapelle6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    Guess who's back
    Back again
    Labienus' back
    Into Spain

    • @fernandaseixas9602
      @fernandaseixas9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Underrated!

    • @gyanchor2495
      @gyanchor2495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Now every retired angry soldier to the Hispanic floor (*2)
      Now stop.
      ...
      Come little Ceissy, on my lap...

    • @Luckyheraclius89
      @Luckyheraclius89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Juljas back

    • @MrBigCookieCrumble
      @MrBigCookieCrumble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They created a monster!
      'Cus Caesar aint after a triumph no more
      You know Caesar he wants power
      Well if you want power then this is what i'll give ya
      Another civil war just started in Hispania!

    • @jimmynutrin9815
      @jimmynutrin9815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      le benis :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • @gundarsmiks4889
    @gundarsmiks4889 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mcaa!! Beautiful!! Well done! Video.

  • @spiritualservicesgodbless7641
    @spiritualservicesgodbless7641 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the video

  • @samirsalesi3453
    @samirsalesi3453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    JESUS CHRIST THAT LEBINUS'S TIMING WTF
    "To rebel against Caesar while he's fighting enemies in Egypt, Asia Minor and North Africa? Nahhh, let him restore the order and finish his calendar first…"

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lebinus was sick of harvesting in December, but didn't know how to fix the calendar.

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe he thought that with the major reforms caesar undertook, it would be the perfect time to antagonize him and destroy the system caesar put in place while it is still in transition plus maybe he could get the support of the "conservatives" who oppose the reforms.

    • @michaelstein7510
      @michaelstein7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isacco Hanzic That shows how nice of a guy Lebinus was.
      He waited for Caesar to fix the calendar for the benefit of Western civilization before causing trouble. Thanks, Lebinus.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Profile pic fits this comment well

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could say he was 3 months adrift :P

  • @johnk7421
    @johnk7421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great content.

  • @rodrigocarnier8035
    @rodrigocarnier8035 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gotta say, this new Netflix roman series is amazing! XD
    Seriously tho, the storytelling is so great that the visual effects are warped into something marvelous. It's been 4 days straight that I am bilgewatching the entire channel.

  • @abstractrussian5562
    @abstractrussian5562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Me at 0:00: Wtf? 27 minutes video?
    Me at 27:00: Wtf? Why did it end so quickly?

    • @BinarySpike
      @BinarySpike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      With a freaking cliffhanger!

    • @Phantom914
      @Phantom914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When you don't care about politics, but someone makes it interesting.

    • @colemanharris5950
      @colemanharris5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abstract Russian same! Lol

    • @brandonservis9791
      @brandonservis9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes me think of ancient civ when the whole class watches a video

    • @erminization
      @erminization 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he puts these out every three or four months those 27 mins actually feel like 27 seconds.

  • @marat1983boy
    @marat1983boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    1) New Historia Civilis video

    • @jackson_6533
      @jackson_6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait, how was this written before the video came out?

    • @Userext47
      @Userext47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jackson_6533 because the video came out 1 week ago. It was just private and I'm guessing only available to patreon supporters

    • @tj12711
      @tj12711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spoilers: Caesar dies at the end
      Also, so does everybody else, because nobody is immortal

    • @marat1983boy
      @marat1983boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tj12711 Gods don't die (DIVVS IVLIVS)

    • @justinsimpson1139
      @justinsimpson1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES YES AND MORE YES

  • @diamondkyle812
    @diamondkyle812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a great video

  • @NinaadDas
    @NinaadDas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My most favourite episode from the chapters of Roman History.

  • @jakubkuberski448
    @jakubkuberski448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    me: Oh, this seems interesting - I'll get to know why 46 BC was the longest year!
    also me: *ends up learning about Caesar's reforms, triumphs and why 46 BC was the longest year*

    • @as7river
      @as7river 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ladawg81 I think he intended to make it about both concepts. That's what's fun about it. It was the longest year because all this shit happened, but also because it had 445 days.

  • @NightRainPanda
    @NightRainPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I feel like I just watched a tv show where 90% of the episode was recap.

    • @harnageaa
      @harnageaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      One Piece

    • @NightRainPanda
      @NightRainPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@harnageaa Oh yes most definitely One Piece.

    • @danielfronc4304
      @danielfronc4304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haven't you ever had that feeling, late at night during a hot summer that everything you've done and remember, that it seems as though you've done it all before? Especially after doing some buttons.

    • @NightRainPanda
      @NightRainPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielfronc4304 I don't even know what that could possibly mean.

    • @omcara1
      @omcara1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidvasey5065 LoL

  • @a11oge
    @a11oge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    excellent - i learnt so much from watching this

  • @prula
    @prula ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing Video!!

  • @lebendigesgespenst7669
    @lebendigesgespenst7669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    It’s amazing how Caesar was like simultaneously the best and worst person ever

    • @masterbuilder0018
      @masterbuilder0018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      So, you have chosen... death?

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IKR

    • @iwonakaplon3399
      @iwonakaplon3399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Caesar did absolutely nothing wrong

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Iwona Kaplon I mean he kinda circumvented democracy, broke the law several times, and committed what was essentially a genocide of the Gauls.

    • @iwonakaplon3399
      @iwonakaplon3399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@acebalistic1358 i said it jokingly, although i disagree with genocide. Genocide is an exclusively modern term, it makes no sense to apply it to figures from pre modern history.

  • @Squiddy00
    @Squiddy00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3899

    I love how the clickbait title has just randomly given this video like 4 times more views than the average for the series. I can only imagine the bunch people googling a random trivia fact and being utterly confused with the long, detailed breakdown of 2000 year old parades.

    • @adamnoturfuknbusiness2367
      @adamnoturfuknbusiness2367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      no it actually was the longest year bc callender was rearranged into it's premodern form and he had to add a bunch of time to the end of the year

    • @patrickkeys5712
      @patrickkeys5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      I'm willing to bet a lot still stayed for the whole video

    • @Sheep_alpha
      @Sheep_alpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      This is exactly what happened to me and then I just so happened to get engulfed by this series.
      Best decision I've made this past month.

    • @jsweeney7359
      @jsweeney7359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He didn't say it was untrue he just said it was clickbait lol

    • @therealdoc
      @therealdoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@jsweeney7359 "Clickbait" is intended to get the *click* of a user while the *bait* is the promise of the title, while the actual contents of the video are entirely unrelated. Creators have to use titles to engage in the user's cerebral cortex to cause them to click, while, at some point, satisfying the promise. This video is, by definition, not clickbait.

  • @edwindavidhernandezgonzale9048
    @edwindavidhernandezgonzale9048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've already watched each video at least twice... and now, after the recent upload, I'm watchin' 'em again. This is the first time I noticed Arsinoe's speech 😅.

  • @tomaslekis3262
    @tomaslekis3262 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is truly one of the greatest channels that I’ve ever stumbled upon.
    You, along with Dan Carlin, are now my two go-to recommendations for easy to digest history.

  • @romanseyfi5261
    @romanseyfi5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    When you skip ahead ten seconds and it takes ten seconds to load.

    • @VenomOnPC
      @VenomOnPC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      When you skip ahead ten seconds and don’t understand what the context is so you rewind back 10 seconds.

    • @lilben4184
      @lilben4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When your calendar skips ahead 3 months and you have to make a new one

    • @blakdownshadow2098
      @blakdownshadow2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you skip yours medication and die the next day

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YT needs 10 second back and forwards buttons.
      If I try to do it manually, I either go minutes back or rewatch the current time repeatedly.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidm5707 youtube's IOS (ipad/iphone) apps do this.

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly..
    LABIENUS IS BACC

  • @FelipeMannrich
    @FelipeMannrich 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this video

  • @rodrigocosta3764
    @rodrigocosta3764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Prior to this video (and all of Caesar's series) I thought that Caesar was “just” one of the most victorious conquerors of History. However I now know his strengths as a politician, mathematician(due to the calendar) and overall a genius in several areas.

  • @gard86
    @gard86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I'm a simple man, when Historia Civilis posts a new video, I sacrifice a king, sing dirty songs to random people on the street and update my calendar in celebration.

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You forgot to walk towards the pomerium wearing gallic dresses, practicing gallic religion and speaking gallic languages

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, but I have to finish it with building a double walled ring everytime.

  • @daverevisions2843
    @daverevisions2843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "This minor imperfection is unacceptable."
    I concur.

  • @mumblesbadly7708
    @mumblesbadly7708 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your channel’s outro music!

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched a few of your videos… quite interesting and they fill me a lot of gaps I had.
    Subscribing!

  • @corvus2512
    @corvus2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    “What are all these Frenchmen doing in the Italian senate??”

    • @angelosalinitro9964
      @angelosalinitro9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      concordo effettivamente e' un errore , i francesi ( gaul ) nel senato romano sono arrivati da cittadini romani molto tempo dopo cesare

    • @evershumor1302
      @evershumor1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The true cause of the fall of Rome.

    • @ardea1021
      @ardea1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      said Lyndybeigius Maximus

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Register_2017 are you saying we should veto France? If so you are 100% correct