@Stanley Peart you unironically use the phrase "say no more". Like fr you sound like an old rich American guy from the early 1900s when u say shit like that man. Be quiet unless you actually have something productive to say
YEah that is a good one being aware. I been to some rough parts of London and if I see a gang of teenagers/young adults that look a bit dodgy I just quietly cross the road or go back and take the next road. Chances are if you stay calm and cool they will let you past but you don't know that. Also I used to wear a hat down over my face or hoody so people can't see my character. As even the most heartless bullies usually need an excuse to bother you. So keep your head down (not so you cant see). If they say something, be friendly! That was really funny and good btw.
I love how some people actually clicked on this hoping to learn some self defence. And people who thought this would actually help them if they got mugged. Instead they got some Nigerian guy who is going to get them stabbed😂
Step 9: stay in a squad, at least in a group of 6, by the time the road man stabs in by the rest of the squad will jump them. Step 10: stay in public areas when alone, and stay away from parks and alley ways, those low lifes won't shank you with everybody watches, its likely that the feds are watching those areas.
Let's be honest here, the closest thing to the truth is basically being unsure and just enjoying your life, I don't know but I really don't believe in heaven or hell but mabye god.
Xtrm3 they are pussies, "roadmans " are fake wannabe gangstas but places such as russia,poland,slovakia,romania, America , hungary , italia has real hoods real struggle and real gangstas and they not just dressing up as a gangsta. if u disagree then u should be a roadman tho😂😂
Sandor Hajas Is that why London ranks as one of the worst cities in Europe? London may not be no U.S.A, Asian, South American or Caribbean Ghetto but it still has its Ghettos. It may not be what it used to be but if you step up to the wrong person you can get killed quick. On a city as a whole it’s not that bad but if you count the Ghettos that where the murder rate is higher and there isn’t that many Ghettos in London. People use the term Gangsta too roadman is a trending thing yet was also used in the past but not for memes. There a lot of wannabes all across the world only a few hold it down its the same here some individuals are just as dangerous as high ranking U.S street thugs. There may not be as much portion wise but there still are some real G’Z.
The_Real_Tye_Fre_19 are you an idiot running is the only option. I wish all these gangstas solicited getting shot in sight these scumbags don’t deserve to live
Guys I have been wounded, There was a really dapper looking guy in a suit who looked to be well dressed that stabbed me but there wasn't any advice on how to avoid getting shanked by rich people, only Roadmen....... I'm Currently in hospital guys, Save me...
Posed as an undercover cop. Got shanked 4 times and died within 5 minutes.
Justin Scandale sad
f
So im guessing this is your spirit talking
@Ahsan Muhammad my nigga i got the joke thats why i said "im guessing this is your spirit talking" you just r/woooshed yourself
Aww it's like he's still here commenting on people's posts😔 fly high💔
Impersonating a police officer could actually work not gonna lie
maont 🤣allie
Mutantdogfangs but they would stab and run maybe
What if it gives them more reason to
Sans this ain’t America
@maont EXACTLY
"IM NOT GONNA STAB HIM, IT WAS MY TURN LAST WEEK"😭😂
Slayer X5 🤣🤣🤣
Slayer X5 when
Sans 3:26
🤣🤣
My Brother: This guy doesn’t even know what being shanked is
me: cuz he followed the steps
It means all my young niggas got stabbed/shanked but I'm in da hood i say shanked
@@leakrawiec584 "da hood"
Lea Krawiec Wet Wipe dickhead
@@leakrawiec584 mate stfu you wet wipe I bet your idea of the hood is the asda parking lot man
@Stanley Peart you unironically use the phrase "say no more". Like fr you sound like an old rich American guy from the early 1900s when u say shit like that man. Be quiet unless you actually have something productive to say
As a British person myself
This is the most British Thing I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
Meerkat Overlord22 same lol
IKR I have a new person getting arrested on my street every week lol
VictoriA trust me it really is I'm telling u if ur American then.... not all road men are black tho
VictoriA I am sad yes who would've guessed it
Not all road youths are black
Filming in the real hood...a children's play area
Thats where most roadmen hang out
EmSpro Racing and the chavs
Yeah most knives are hid in kids parks
Where the gang bang
That’s why the swings are always broken
The undercover police officer one is genius loool (although I'm sure that won't always work)
Altina but what if they actually give up and put down the knife and not run of them your fucked lol
Nah they just gonna shank him and run ya know blud lol
Yeah cause this will happen:
The guy will be I got them now then the thug slabs him very quick and runs off
No I'm 11 not 50
They might stab you first then run
With all these tutorials u man gonna get me jobless😔😔 smh
😂😂
PC Babatunde yeah somehow. While police can still trouble ordinary regular citizens without any problems.
PC Babatunde fed
PC Babatunde 😂😂😂😂bruh you funny
PC Babatunde: Are you really a Crime Manager or do you honestly work in a Crime Office? ☹☹☹
Title should be : HOW TO GET SHANKED BY A ROADMAN
Its a joke u twat
@@Jack-yv4du his comment was a joke
@@Jack-yv4du u twat
@@aname3504 neek
@@Jack-yv4du dead baller
“If you get caught with a knife that’s five years blud “ *carries knife and uploads it on the internet*
Oliver Rice was thinking the same thing
But this is used as public awareness so they let it get view
Fake knife g
It was cardboard
@@oggakattalog9042 its was a halloween knife basically a toy knife bc i remeber buying on for my brothers costume
If they get cought wiv baggy trousers thats 2 months fam 😂😂
I'm the 400th person to like this
Pisser 😂
Bag in
Bag in trousers. Bag of drugs
"How am I gonna eat my jollof rice" 😂😂😂
This nigga said "jellof"
Is it called "Jellof" in Nigeria or where u get that from fam? lmao?
jellof lmao
@@jkthegreat5687 oi shattap fam youre donahere jellof thats peak its jollof
Loriacent jello fries
The camera man listened to all the lessons......
Still got shanked by a road man.
Not funny u lil bitch
Haha yea it is
@@lewisnelson5729 it aint
Yea it is ya fruit
rest up dej
If theyz caught with their baggy trousers, that's 2 and a half months... xD
YT Scopez__ shush u have yt in your youtube name
@YT Scopez__ bruh
@YT Scopez__ you dont need your yt the same as ur ps name
@YT Scopez__ plus ur terrible u wanna see a good montage l;ook at my recent
Erratic Jack df wrong with u u neek
I tried the impersonating an officer and I got stabbed 20 times 😂😂
k
Something ain't right if you commend
Huh? 🤣🤣
Please tell me this ain’t true😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
HDR MemeCat hes obviously related to 50 cent🙄
I tried this and I died on the spot.
suhail1200 rip
MobzBeatz Yolo isn't real
MobzBeatz he a ghost
MobzBeatz *WHOOSH*
How u still on youtube???????😞😞😞
Bruv that puffer jacket too thick for those btec kitchen knives 😂
IC Evangelista ha
Hahahaha 😂😂
Truss 😂
IC Evangelista ((
_welcome to another episode of THIS SHOULD BE IN MY RECOMMENDED_
Trollstation: don't try this at home
me: *checks under bed for roadman*
?
Haha that funny
@@wrenzo9935 man, all youtubes new comments are just
bla bla:
me: and there not even that funny -_-
@@JayDrawsManga waffle.
@@JayDrawsManga don't hate
‘How to avoid getting shanked by a roadman’
1.8 Million people: interesting
"Ralph Lauren it looks like it fits you my g, mans got doe take that" 😂😂😂😂
Peslyy Hi cliplibary
Yeah hi cliplibary
Peslyy o
Peslyy I
600th like
YEah that is a good one being aware. I been to some rough parts of London and if I see a gang of teenagers/young adults that look a bit dodgy I just quietly cross the road or go back and take the next road. Chances are if you stay calm and cool they will let you past but you don't know that. Also I used to wear a hat down over my face or hoody so people can't see my character. As even the most heartless bullies usually need an excuse to bother you. So keep your head down (not so you cant see). If they say something, be friendly! That was really funny and good btw.
Rahh 😂 i wonder how much youtes got stabbed up by listening to this guy 😂😂
*LOL*
Bugra Cesim Looool
Bugra Cesim 😂😂😂
1000000000 i think
INSTA! INSTA!
“Got will just throw some lightning bolts and dat piw piw piw” 😂😂😂😂😂
Milan Patel God *
I got approached by 20 man and if I done any of these I wouldn’t be here typing all I did was say I’m not involved and I was allowed to go.
This video is a parody
I love how some people actually clicked on this hoping to learn some self defence. And people who thought this would actually help them if they got mugged. Instead they got some Nigerian guy who is going to get them stabbed😂
UrbanGecko no one did
Bezczel Official the fuck you on about?
No just you
I will not touch that girl anymore, I will not eat chicken and chips 😂😂
DC U I was reading this when he said it
Yeh same
2 and a half months for baggy trousers uno😂😂😂
+Don't Look At My Profile Picture (Trust Me)
Hu
" TEN STAR JUMPS NOW GO GO"
"faster bluddd"
5:30 “I will not eat chicken and chips” that had me dead 💀💀😭😭🤣 😂😂
Step 9: stay in a squad, at least in a group of 6, by the time the road man stabs in by the rest of the squad will jump them.
Step 10: stay in public areas when alone, and stay away from parks and alley ways, those low lifes won't shank you with everybody watches, its likely that the feds are watching those areas.
Exactly
When you get stab the rest of your 99% squad will run. That is the faqt
If I impersonate a police office and then they stab me and run do I still pass the test?
Instructions unclear. Stabbed in chest.
Very unclear. Got stabbed in' my ear.
im deaf got my dick stuck in a toilet
;)
I dont zink yu waaaaaant dis trabul
U dis get so many likes
@@drfrostbite9052 tingz bro
@@jackistan5681 bro this hardly has likes, chill
"I will not eat chicken and chips" xD lol
I will not eat chicken and chips😂😭
69 likes.
👌🏿
I thought this was a memelous video tbh😂😂😂
I will not eat chicken and chips
ImaginaryMusic I could not do that XD
I wouldn't say that if i was him
Chicken and chips?
Sorry I’m from America
Jordan Pegleg thats what we get after school
Jordan Pegleg hmmmm I'm british but I think this is how it is in America
Chicken : CHECKEN
Chips :French fries
“There is no higher power then god!”
"If Karma doesn't get you I will"
That Police one is so smart. Whoever thought of that is a lifesaver.
"I won't touch that girl ever again"
"I won't eat chicken and chips ever again"
I liked straight away when you said pray to God! I’m a Christian! Nice vid!!
It’s Ben yea yea same
Moeyhaidar 12 there is no god you deluded fuck.
Man shotop your mouth fam God exists
Let's be honest here, the closest thing to the truth is basically being unsure and just enjoying your life, I don't know but I really don't believe in heaven or hell but mabye god.
DanzGamez You made me laugh so hard when you said a Big Bang came out my ass 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
If a "roadman" is scared of the police then he ain't a real roadman
Frankie Warwick ur a dumb yute
Big man me blood not shook of no feds got 4 oz on me, 30 pills n 4 jibs thats life in pen bro ur mad
calm down solid
Sassy TheSasquatch English plz
The whole point of being a roadman is to be scared of police
0:34 How am I going to eat jollof rice.
I fell off my sofa laughing.
"I'm not going to be able to eat Jollof Rice again" BAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
"If they get caught with baggy jeans, 2 and a half years"
😂
Levitating Gaming he said months. Not years
Trollstation please upload pranks we want to see nathan and gomez pranking people the reason we subscribed
Nathan and Gomez left 18 months ago. Thats plenty of time to unsub
Andy Bliss no they came back
shutup u waste man
How about "Five-O in The Hood Prank" in London, UK?
13lunt420Media there called fedz in the endz
What about Blackpool lmao
Xtrm3 they are pussies, "roadmans " are fake wannabe gangstas but places such as russia,poland,slovakia,romania, America , hungary , italia has real hoods real struggle and real gangstas and they not just dressing up as a gangsta. if u disagree then u should be a roadman tho😂😂
Sandor Hajas have u been confonted by one if not fuck outta here nigga have u even been to thr bad ends of London 😂
Sandor Hajas Is that why London ranks as one of the worst cities in Europe? London may not be no U.S.A, Asian, South American or Caribbean Ghetto but it still has its Ghettos. It may not be what it used to be but if you step up to the wrong person you can get killed quick. On a city as a whole it’s not that bad but if you count the Ghettos that where the murder rate is higher and there isn’t that many Ghettos in London. People use the term Gangsta too roadman is a trending thing yet was also used in the past but not for memes. There a lot of wannabes all across the world only a few hold it down its the same here some individuals are just as dangerous as high ranking U.S street thugs. There may not be as much portion wise but there still are some real G’Z.
5:41 "God will send lightning bolts like peww peww peww!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 im acc ded
He covered so many lessons in 7 minutes.
Why the fuck did you film in a children's park? 😂
😂🤦🏽♂️
Was probably during school hours, they live in London so not many quiet places to go, clearly they don't want members of the public walking by..?
Would've been educational for the kids if they were there, especially the first lesson.
Indian Martial Arts Research Group school usually starts in early September in the UK
Micheal Sereda
Oh yeah. I'm actually British-born.
This is why I’m scared to go outside for real 😳
clouds wym
You fucking should with that goofy ahh pfp
This is getting reccomended for me and 3 times in a year lol
The dude at 4:25 in the back was probably like *"if I keep walking, I'll be fine"*
When he said “im not gonna be able to eat jollof rice” i felt that
The reverse psychology one is so dumb is that even gonna work ?
The_Real_Tye_Fre_19 are you an idiot running is the only option. I wish all these gangstas solicited getting shot in sight these scumbags don’t deserve to live
Oi stop looking in the comments and watch the video!
Nah
Nah
Nah
Nah
I'm not tryna get cheffed 🤣🤣🤣
There is one thing higher than god.
His Hairline 😂😂🤣🤣
lil Orphan wow
Ur not funny
@@frog4830 init Wat does this vid have to do we this
Stfu
2:40 I LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED. NEARLY DIED OF LACK OF OXYGEN
Are you good
I didn't really think that part was too funny no lie... it's funny when he says anyone can get it n then he stabs camera haha
Say lol for free v bucks
+mccreeperking 73 lol
Banksy thanks I over looked it
Have*
no
you did not just drop that han solo joke omg lol
Trollstation: I won't eat chicken and chips
God: why the fck you lying.
4:48 M8 my whole insta feed is full of roadmen 😂😂
2:35 The way he effortlessly got rid of them by making some random karate moves
Oh my god.. he is a professional because "mans been training fo 2 weeks"
You should change the title to: How to get shanked by a roadman tutorial
0:09 "On how to avoid getting stabbed in the hood."
*Walks straight into a knife*
CHEERS LUV
HANKY BOSTIK discarda is a very silly man indeed 😱
The calvary is here
Bruv*
@@ddrropp what
ANTH 22 its roadman talk/slang
Heavy acting bro the first and last one LMAO 😂😂😂✊🏾
Stop i wanna move to london and this is actually scaring me tf
Lmao welcome to England, 😂
"do it for the vine"
Good video but we want Nathan and Gomez
U already know
Do a mafia prank in the city
This reduced knife crime in England
Impersonate a police officer....that had me😂😂😂
Guys I tried this now u have a hole in my intestine .
Acting is on-point
I live in London and this really helps me
Step1: carry mustard gass
Step2: carry gas mask
Step3: throw mustard gass
Step4: enjoy the screams
5:30 "I will not eat chicken and chips" 😂😂😂
One of the staberer said "u stab him I stabbed my man mask week" ffs!
Man said I can't eat jellof rice
Only real g's know BAN
The Real Story Is You Will Get Stabbed
I don’t even live in Britain And this is in my recommendation… cheers
Using my Phone to my advantage. Ok.
*Grabs Phone and runs away*
2:40 best pose ever!
Honestly just cough they don't want the corona smoke
1:56 lol roadman phones
Coolgamerkid 12 parents on benefits, can't afford the new iphone
Taylan Kirdag Ik but for some chavs and teenage roadmen that's the case lmao
liysuia it's never the case
Mans got da brick init fam
liysuia it’s a trap phone yu dumb bitch
Oh thanks bro, I was really needing to know how to not get stabbed.
you: stab me man
roadman: ok
you : dead
Fuck that, I want my chicken and chips
More like how to get shanked in the hood ☠️
Oh I didn't know you have to run , I thought I have to stand and do nothing until he kills me
Some people do
Why would he kill you if you comply?
The police one got to me 😂😭😭😭
this video should be renamed to "How to get shanked by a Roadman Tutorial"
Guys I have been wounded,
There was a really dapper looking guy in a suit who looked to be well dressed that stabbed me but there wasn't any advice on how to avoid getting shanked by rich people,
only Roadmen.......
I'm Currently in hospital guys,
Save me...
Lmao 😂😂🤣
FAKE probs
truth seeker well nah
@@onlythejugg wym
3:08 was soooo funny
"im gonna stab myself"
Roadmen: *start running*
Instructions not clear, I got stabbed.
Plot twist: after filming they actually robbed him
😂😂😂