My favorite part of this story is that he started off eating chinese food, and asks his wife to pour him a glass of orange juice. That combo goes together like lamb and tuna fish.
I took my crew to lunch the other day & one of the guys ordered a Buffalo chicken sandwich(breaded chicken breast dunked in hot sauce) with a chocolate milk! 🤢
It's not surprising what alcoholics find refreshing with meals. I'll take some tomato juice with any meal. Salty and cold and thick, complete opposite of the booze.
I wish I could still find the video of this. John was going so over the top, making silly faces and practically falling out of his chair. Artie was 100% spot on, he was definitely acting when he told this story.
The maggots come from the workers picking up fruit off the ground in the orange groves. Sometimes the trees drop a lot of fruit on the ground before harvest, and the workers salvage what they can. It's likely fruit fly maggots.
@Paul Espinoza that whole Tourettes Syndrome gimmick was a resurgence for him and his gimmick 🤣🤣🤣 I remember when Evolution shocked him with the tazer lol 😆😂
10:33 "I could probably throw up in 2 seconds just thinking about it" "lets see you do it that'll be good for your lawsuit"..... "Yea, C'mon Brando" HAHAHAHA
Same thing happened to me as a kid but it was shredded cheese and we were eating tacos...after a couple tacos my sister saw that some of the cheese was moving...I didn’t throw up, she did...lol.
A common issue with many fruit canning, processing, distributing, is the fact that the product is so close to earth, you have to mutilate it to the point where contemporary society can safely understand, not consume but understand it. If white people knew what their bananas have been touched by, they'd make a shitty Netflix documentary about it.
@@TTM-1999 come on he said the bottle was open. it got maggots after he bought it and opened it. it would be almost impossible to get maggots at a factory.
Every time Whipits came up John so wanted people to be on his side and want to do them too. He was so desperate for that tiny, short term high, it was pathetic
His laughs became almost exclusively phony once Jackie left. Artie was alright, but the show suffered considerably after Jackie's departure. Bits always seemed more and more contrived, and forced.
The show's bits were increasingly contrived by this point. The bit was likely influenced by someone seeing fried rice at the bottom of an orange juice glass and noticing it looked a bit like maggots.
@@jamie.777 it’s not that I necessarily believe the story, it’s just now I mentally associate that brand name with maggots and the thought grosses me out
When my mom was a nurse she was taking care of an older cancer patient. He was draped in a blanket and when she moved it to clean him, his chest was crawling with maggots. She cleaned him off without batting an eye.
Why would flies lay eggs in an orange ? That doesn’t even make sense. They like decomposing meat. It’s funny hearing John say he cannot eat bugs but now presently he lives with roaches… you know he has eaten a few baby roaches and eggs. 🪳🤮
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My favorite part of this story is that he started off eating chinese food, and asks his wife to pour him a glass of orange juice. That combo goes together like lamb and tuna fish.
The Duke...Yeah orange juice and Chinese food do not go together at all.
I took my crew to lunch the other day & one of the guys ordered a Buffalo chicken sandwich(breaded chicken breast dunked in hot sauce) with a chocolate milk! 🤢
JR Smith milk is soothing if you’re eating spicy food
It's not surprising what alcoholics find refreshing with meals. I'll take some tomato juice with any meal. Salty and cold and thick, complete opposite of the booze.
@@user-hn9fl3mx5h then why even eat spicy food if you have to bitch out and drink milk.
Who drinks orange juice with Chinese food
the deranged
Me
A psychopath.
I drink water with chinese food.
What are you supposed to drink?
I have never heard this clip, ever, and I am absolutely crying! Pure Gold. Lol lol
I wish I could still find the video of this. John was going so over the top, making silly faces and practically falling out of his chair. Artie was 100% spot on, he was definitely acting when he told this story.
its on facebook
Once a dabbler, always a dabbler...
He’s acting when he stutters also.
no, i disagree. if that had happened to me, i would have acted the same way just thinking about it.
Omg John stuttering and gagging at the same time is fuckin hilarious 😂😂
The maggots come from the workers picking up fruit off the ground in the orange groves. Sometimes the trees drop a lot of fruit on the ground before harvest, and the workers salvage what they can. It's likely fruit fly maggots.
This is one of my favorite stern show clips ever 😂
Artie was hilarious in this. "Johns like Golddust. Ahh ahh" lol
The wrestler?
@@selfishstockton6123 yeah when he came in doing that tourette syndrome disorder and would make noises for no reason lol
@Paul Espinoza that whole Tourettes Syndrome gimmick was a resurgence for him and his gimmick 🤣🤣🤣 I remember when Evolution shocked him with the tazer lol 😆😂
@@anthonymartin9923 it's not tourettes
The beetle Juice vomiting drop is so under rated LMAO
agree
The story combined with Johns hacking, gagging stuttering really made me sick.
That pos John makes me sick.
His wife totally fed him maggots. She knew there were maggots in there
SUZANNER
I would
@@schmeltingaccidentpamaler Anderson
Nigaless cage
"hey suszanner o-o-o-o-o-o-open up t-t-t-this v8 for me while i e-e-e-e-eat this c-c-c-c-c- chocolete i-i-i-i-i-i-ice cream"
So awesome how Artie called this sleaze ball out!
The best years right here
If John found maggots in his whippets he wouldn't care
I had no idea that somebody could stutter while vomiting.
10:33 "I could probably throw up in 2 seconds just thinking about it" "lets see you do it that'll be good for your lawsuit"..... "Yea, C'mon Brando" HAHAHAHA
Olivier over here lol: Artie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That “ayye ayyy” sound John made became a regular in the sound bite arsenal
That goldust bit always cracks me up
Artie at his best.
What a funny mess
Artie was on point before he got too strung out.
Bugs Parmesan sounds pretty damn tasty too
oh my god Fred @ 7:48 is my favorite part Jesus Christ his impression of Jon kills me
Fred's impersonation of John saying Nicholas Cage is my all time favorite
"c c c can I s s s s say the N n n n name of the c c c c company?!.............Tropocaner..."
Same thing happened to me as a kid but it was shredded cheese and we were eating tacos...after a couple tacos my sister saw that some of the cheese was moving...I didn’t throw up, she did...lol.
Artie absolutely killing it!!
Artie made this bit so damn funny.
Was his favorite drink. 30yrs later it’s CoorsLight 😻🇺🇸 skol
It took John a decade to craft this brilliant comedic bit
I'm pretty sure flies don't lay eggs in liquids, and maggots couldn't hatch in liquid.
Aug 2022 John drank a Gallon of OJ while doing his Show in his car & Puked, he was very hung over. He NEVER Learns do he.
The dabbler never learns.
Favorite riff ever
That means flies must have gotten into the orange juice container and laid eggs.
A common issue with many fruit canning, processing, distributing, is the fact that the product is so close to earth, you have to mutilate it to the point where contemporary society can safely understand, not consume but understand it. If white people knew what their bananas have been touched by, they'd make a shitty Netflix documentary about it.
July 17 yeah if only they knew blacks touched the bananas first they definitely wouldn’t eat them
@@TTM-1999 come on he said the bottle was open. it got maggots after he bought it and opened it. it would be almost impossible to get maggots at a factory.
What the fuck kind of word salad is this? Who cares what bananas touch? Unless you're eating the banana peel, it's not an issue.
@Eric James lol all these maggot eating snowflake racists don't want anyone to find out how bad their canneries are set up. Typical Stern fans.
John must have lost big in the stock market before coming on with this story lmao
Air Date: May 2003
John though he was chewing on orange juice pulp, but it was really maggots....
This dope definitely left it out and opened one night
He probably left the OJ open and in a hot garage with the door open
John’s dabbling into threatening lawsuits
"I can't eat bugs."
“Artie eats bugs Parmesan.” 😂
3:30 howard's laugh
That’s the first time I’ve ever heard his laugh. It’s hilarious!!
Did the Maggots survive...are they ok?
🤣
"Is that how the do it" Robin. Bwhahaha. Grody
Every time Whipits came up John so wanted people to be on his side and want to do them too. He was so desperate for that tiny, short term high, it was pathetic
“Free OJ” sounds an AWFUL lot like “Free Hat”👀
17:26 Well, you know john doesn't like to eat bugs.... lol only funny thing robin ever said
Thanks Melrose for killing the conversation
I don’t think Howard knows how to laugh...
That high-pitched squeal is him really laughing.
His laughs became almost exclusively phony once Jackie left. Artie was alright, but the show suffered considerably after Jackie's departure. Bits always seemed more and more contrived, and forced.
Ok how can they survive in orange juice ?
Well if this story is true it doesn't mean they were alive
John aka golddust
how does orange juice get maggots. it probably happened after it was opened.
I think Gary nearly blew this bit when he brought up that it was more than likely fried rice instead of maggots.
The show's bits were increasingly contrived by this point. The bit was likely influenced by someone seeing fried rice at the bottom of an orange juice glass and noticing it looked a bit like maggots.
I never buy Tropicana because of this
You actually believe that stuttering idiot? Tropicana No pulp OJ is great
@@jamie.777 it’s not that I necessarily believe the story, it’s just now I mentally associate that brand name with maggots and the thought grosses me out
@WillyTheComposerOfficial 🤣🤣🤣 I hear u bro. I think a drunk 🥴 jon "vomit" burped pork fried rice in the container. No glass of course.
I’m not really an Artie fan, but he was great in this.
Artie was good, until his entire act was drug stories. It got boring 😴
If this happened today he would sue.
I'm crying 😅
John can dish it out and can’t take it when make fun of him
Cant stand when grown men say " Tummy ache"
Bugs parmesan
one of the few times John was funny without attacking someone else. All his humor was usually at someone else's expense.
Wah
Everyone laughed at him not with him.
John attacking people was funny...
John attacking people was funny...
John attacking people was funny...
Always treating people like his personal servant… that woman put up with too much
this is the grosses thing ive ever heard of
When my mom was a nurse she was taking care of an older cancer patient. He was draped in a blanket and when she moved it to clean him, his chest was crawling with maggots. She cleaned him off without batting an eye.
OMG
“Zero charisma and artistic capabilities “
Reviewer on John’s movie
I got him in my Deadpool now .
Sad, but enjoying the downfall.
Nasty guy probably left it in the nasty fridge to long.
See john make fun of over people but he can’t take it
I A!
14:32 Did Melrose fart?
This makes me almost want to hurl
that is disgusting
It really sucks that johns bad orange juice didn't poison him. 😢
Knowing John now you think this story is real?
Classic
He drank MAGA - enriched orange juice?
Your mommy served it to him then sucked him off😂
Why would flies lay eggs in an orange ? That doesn’t even make sense. They like decomposing meat. It’s funny hearing John say he cannot eat bugs but now presently he lives with roaches… you know he has eaten a few baby roaches and eggs. 🪳🤮