The things I don’t understand is: Why would a wife marry her husband to an unknown woman even if she’s dying? How and why did Sonakshi want only and only Alia to marry Aditya? Why not some other woman? How does Varun love Alia when he already has Kiara as his girlfriend? How do they dance to songs without even choreographing them? *i hope these questions are valid*
1. She did not want her husband to be alone after her death. 2. Because she knew Alia and her whole family since childhood. 3. He was a fuck boy and it was only Kiara who was in love with me. 4. 🤫🤫🤫
Kun bhai, Mughalo neh jab lutta- pat machaiyi , mandir thode, rape kiya or Britishers neh aur aake hamari zamin or natural resources tak loot liye vo bura nahi tha kya?? Batwara didn't last for a day compared to the centuries old violence & slavery. Achha hua ho gaya. Nahi toh aur pata nahi kab tak ladhte rehte. Abhi bhi murkho ko akal nahi aayi h
India always had a darker time Mughal invasion,british invasion, partitions,indo-pak wars,hindu vs muslim riots,rape cases etc Aur bhi hai but likhne ka mood nehi hai
Tony stark is a fictional character . Stop idolizing him . We have real iron man of India Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel when Tony stark wasn't even created . Learn to take a joke
@@vismayaashok5867 I am Iron Man is the dialogue of Tony Stark in Iron Man movie. Et Tu Brut Means you too Brutus. This dialogue is from a drama called Julius Caesar. When Brutus betrays Caesar who was his best friend then Caesar says this dialogue.
Not actually lot of good movie but india audience didnt watch them ..coz india audience like to watch movie with starcast and masala ....not story line ...see Love Sonia what a movie and few more ....
Lekin thinking change ho rhi Hai because of internet time lagega agar internet pehle agya Hota to abhi tk bahut change agya Hota movies me 90s me net agya Hota to
I've been waiting for this specific video because I wanted to know why this was such a big flop lekin itne bure reviews dekhke 200 ki ticket khareedne ki himmat nai hui, bohot bohot shukriya 🙏❤
Kyuki is movie ma hindu ladki or muslim ladke ki story bataai h jo ki bhot galt baat h aasi movie bananey wale ko gaddar ghosit kr dena chahiye. Isliye is movie ka naam kalank h
6:45- 'sb hag deti hai'😂😂 Love the voice over whoever has done that of the 4 of you.. Also loved the last segment'Bolly wood hi kalank hai piyaa'. Keep posting these..hope your situation is better now after the flood..
The only movie that did justice to its name
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
No there is ZERO in the list too.
Hahahaha,so true
@@anindian7668 atleast srk 'a acting was great .Even the critics praised his acting but the script could have been tackled well.
After watching kalank i have also given similar name to movie
“Extra marital affair me batwara using Sanjay leela banshali’s set”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+ Gadar wali train me DDLj ka train Wala shot..
His sets are grandiose but unwatchable due to their unrealistic nature
If only people focused more on screenplay and the storyline
His sets are grandiose but unwatchable due to their unrealistic nature
If only people focused more on screenplay and the storyline
Baba ji!!!! You Rock!!!!!🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
I like that comment
Am I the only one who has seen NUTSHELL Kalank instead of MOVIE kalank.
🤣🤣 watching today
Ooo bro bro.
Me also
Me as well
Not only you, probably that's what everybody must've done. Kalank toh bollywood pe kalank hai
The things I don’t understand is:
Why would a wife marry her husband to an unknown woman even if she’s dying?
How and why did Sonakshi want only and only Alia to marry Aditya? Why not some other woman?
How does Varun love Alia when he already has Kiara as his girlfriend?
How do they dance to songs without even choreographing them?
*i hope these questions are valid*
But the society is unvalid
1. She did not want her husband to be alone after her death.
2. Because she knew Alia and her whole family since childhood.
3. He was a fuck boy and it was only Kiara who was in love with me.
4. 🤫🤫🤫
@@learningcode9180😂😂
@@khushiii1705good answer
Madhuri is literally, Sanjay's ex.
Yeah, in real life 😂
Oh really? I didn’t know this. I only knew about BIG B and Rekha 😂
@@mihirbapat The kamli's gf role in sanju movie is madhuri dixit's character
@@rahulbirhade9030 hein
@@rahulbirhade9030 are you sure🤔
The best thing in this video is " i am Ironman " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sahi bola bhai🤣🤣
Yup😂
Where can i find this meme
😂😂😂😂
And or blablabla 😂
"I AM IRONMAN" !!!! seriously best pun ever😂😂😂😂😂
*I AM IRONMAN* 😂😂😂
@@mindfreak5360 Oh fuck now i get the pun, wo lohaar tha..isliye "I am 'IRON'MAN " Ghajjab bete :D
😅😅
@@avisingh7537 joker is better than endgame
Thousandth like ㅇㅅㅇ
_Bleh bleh bleh hindu muslim_
_Bleh bleh bleh newspaper_
_Bleh bleh bleh batwara chahiyeee_
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
😂
_cannt stop laughing when he said bleh bleh_ 🤣🤣
Varun dhawan : i am Iron man
RDJ : toh main kya karoon. job chode du
Kya kare. Issko toh Dilwale Inception lagta hai....!!
Abb pata chala ki RDJ ne retirement kyu leli is comment ki vajha se maro sab isko
@JenChuLiChaeng hey armyblink
@JenChuLiChaeng if dilwale is inception then I am Elon musk
@JenChuLiChaeng then I am Barack Obama
Starkid + starkid + ........+ starkid = kalank 😂😂😂😂
Sonakshi and varun= untalented starkid
Sanjay+madhuri=average artist
Alia=talented starkid
@@logicalbeing1897 if u r gonna label Madhuri Ma'am average, don't call Alia as talented. Let's get this right.
@@priyas2773 u are an andh bhakt. U don't have a good taste of acting
@@logicalbeing1897 Followed ur steps
@@logicalbeing1897 If Madhuri is average, Alia is Zero..
U r an awsm utuber and editor also
this video is more interesting than this movie
Indeed
Do you mean that movie was interesting?
🥳🥳🥳
Is this movie is interesting?😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
@@supu8599 no not at all
*Best way to write a summary,*
"Bleh bleh bleh bleh hindu muslim newspaper batwara chahiye..... "
1940s has been shown in too much fantasy. That time was the darkest moment of India.
Kun bhai, Mughalo neh jab lutta- pat machaiyi , mandir thode, rape kiya or Britishers neh aur aake hamari zamin or natural resources tak loot liye vo bura nahi tha kya??
Batwara didn't last for a day compared to the centuries old violence & slavery. Achha hua ho gaya. Nahi toh aur pata nahi kab tak ladhte rehte. Abhi bhi murkho ko akal nahi aayi h
Islamic invasion is darkest time of India
@@ElonMusk-tb2yi haa just like Ahiliya ka baladkar by Indradev 🥺 Justice for ahiliya
India always had a darker time
Mughal invasion,british invasion, partitions,indo-pak wars,hindu vs muslim riots,rape cases etc
Aur bhi hai but likhne ka mood nehi hai
@@ElonMusk-tb2yi No really today's India from Kashmir to Kanyakumari if is standing together it's because of them only.
I'm really sorry to say this, but Varun Dhawan is NOT Tony Stark at all,
*Varun Dhawan is JUSTIN HAMMER.*
Naa ah hammer is way more cunning i can like him at some point but not this THING.
Varun Dhawan is just taht cosplay sasta copy of ts because no body can be Tony Stark
Hammer tech?
no, an adamant NO. varun dhawan is VARUNARDO DI CAPRIO. you can't change my mind.
Tony stark is a fictional character . Stop idolizing him . We have real iron man of India Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel when Tony stark wasn't even created . Learn to take a joke
Gadar me ddlj scene with the twist of Katappa
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Lol
Rytttt 😂
Never imagined that iconic line 'I am iron man' can also be so funny. Lol
Mujhe ab Movie dekhni ki koi Zrurat nahi hai😜😅
All credit Goes to Yogi baba
Dekhna bhi mat
Yogi baba ki kripa barsegi aap par
This movie is so weird I was even avoiding watching its nutshell.
same...
fr
1:56 social distancing before covid😂
I'm living in an era, where I don't watch "some" movies but wait for their nutshell.. 😂😂😂😂😂 bleh bleh bleh Nutshell.. bleh bleh bleh Pyaar..
Bluh bluh
_bleh bleh same here_ 🤣
Blah blah blah bloh
Scriptwriters must be like
Blah blah blah hero blah blah blah heroine blah blah blah villain.. The end
Blah blah blah awesome comment blah blah blah
Mast Manila cream fooka tha. A1 quality
"weapons manufacturer" 🤣🤣🤣
He is Ironman
@@gautamg6542 😂😂😂
No one :
Literelly no one in the entire video:
Varun Dhawan : I'm Ironman😂😂
"Sun be gendu" have a separate fan base😘😘😘
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single person in the world:
Varum Dhawan: I am Iron Man
Audience after watching movie WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON...
...Here
@@nyagechiram9761 here
@@nyagechiram9761 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@jituscalc3215 here
That was not me
Varun dhavan everywhere : I'm iron man😂
8:22 kya thi ye movie
Me : kalank
I literally slept in theatre after 30 mins of this movie 😬😬😬
Add an 8 and make it 308.
3:11 i am iron man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Nobody* ~😶😶
*literally nobody* ~
*not even Elon Musk* ~
*Vorun Dhawan* ~ *I'm Iron Man*
Lol 😂
Iron Man who died of stabbing 😆
@@JamesRodriguez10783 actually he died because of the infinity gauntlet's power...
Sweet Chillies , kalank ironman 😅
@@InaanaPandey no he died because he already watched this movie
Sun be gandu
Who read it in its tune?😂
Me
I just did
*Gendu*
Mene Bhai..😛😛
So clever of u!
When he says to remember a point "viva lunga" my brain automatically saves that part in a sealed memory chamber. My lecturer would never-
No one
Litrally no one
Really me every second in this movie "what the f is going over here??:
I am Iron Man.😂😂😂😂
And
Et tu brut (Julius Caesar) I got that reference. 😂😂😂😂
Could you explain it to me too?
@@vismayaashok5867 I am Iron Man is the dialogue of Tony Stark in Iron Man movie.
Et Tu Brut Means you too Brutus. This dialogue is from a drama called Julius Caesar. When Brutus betrays Caesar who was his best friend then Caesar says this dialogue.
😂
1:24 Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Diri ri ring din ri nnri
It has come to the point where this episode is my guilty pleasure. Watched it a million times and still cracks me up every single time 😂😂😂😂
2:06 Fears in Munna Bhai 😂😂😂😂😂
Never imagined that iconic "I am IronMan"can be so funny 😂😂😂
*I AM IRON MAN* the least expected pun🤣🤣🤣 but in a way Varun was trying to Avenge soo yaaa😅
Not gonna lie from the first line of the comment I thought you were referring black sabbath
You will enjoy Befikre alot.
Please do nutshell upon it.
Kookie in your pfp looks so cute 😍
Army spotted 😂
2:33 last line- chalo ab unpause karke video dekho.. 😂😂😂
This movie exists because of Sonakshi's wrong decision.
Your title sounds more logical than kalank.
I have never seen such a worst movie like this. it is really a big kalank in bollywood...
Kalank is a torture movie. .I watched it for 20 mins and then stopped it 😅😅
@@Kiara_raj chomu ladki😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:20 laughed so hard 😂😂
Ahh shit.....here we go again😂😂😂
7:38 "mujhe ulti aa rhi hai" is best.. yogi baba is best
Everytime varun be like "I am iron man " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Worst day of my life was watching kalank instead of END GAME ...still feel guilty...😥🤢
😨😨😨 REALLY
Kiran Virk
Nb
F
Bleh bleh bleh apna chutiya kaat lo😀
F
Please do 50 shades of grey in a nutshell! We are waiting for it
Mmhhmm hmm reply if you get it 😂 😂
Oh yeah!!! Why not!! I would love watch nutshell on that🤪🤪
The whole movie would be about Chamdi matter*the end
I love it
@@Itspritha_ hggh
Alia bhatt Ka gana ....kanwa me sobe waali 😂😂😂
3:38 cgi bull fight 😂😂😂
8:14 is the funniest 😂🤣😂😂
I love that part wen sanjay dutt slaps Varun...😅😂😂 Use of songs is the best part and one of the reasons I watch ua videos😍😍❤️❤️❤️
Bollywood is actually KALANK 😂
Not actually lot of good movie but india audience didnt watch them ..coz india audience like to watch movie with starcast and masala ....not story line ...see Love Sonia what a movie and few more ....
Lekin thinking change ho rhi Hai because of internet time lagega agar internet pehle agya Hota to abhi tk bahut change agya Hota movies me 90s me net agya Hota to
@@mayankindian3750hmmm getting you :)
@@mayankindian3750 sahi bola
Ha bhai log 😊😊😘🙏
4 words before or after the name, and that depicts the actual nature of the Movie-
*Movies ke Naam pe- KALANK*
Or
*KALANK- Movies ke Naam pe*
5:53 😂😂 too good
I've just find these things ....nd I really love them like instead of bollywood i'd like to watch your videos..
I've been waiting for this specific video because I wanted to know why this was such a big flop lekin itne bure reviews dekhke 200 ki ticket khareedne ki himmat nai hui, bohot bohot shukriya 🙏❤
Poulami. I am here for same reason. Wasn't brave enough to see a period movie with varun and alia in it
Kyuki is movie ma hindu ladki or muslim ladke ki story bataai h jo ki bhot galt baat h aasi movie bananey wale ko gaddar ghosit kr dena chahiye. Isliye is movie ka naam kalank h
Ask me, I watched it in theatre!
1:38 weapons manufacturer Lol
That Julius Caesar reference was gold Baba! 😃😃😃
Song at 1:30
Not one actor in this movie was
an “outsider”, and such a crappy movie 💩
None is 'outsider' in the 'top brass' of Bollywood...
Madhuri dixit is outsider right???
Madhuri was outsider, na?
Dynamite had our haters quaking Eh.. I don’t know. He’s been doing films since he was a kid and has only recently been getting good films.
Madhuri dixit
Even though I've already watched all these movies, I watch your Nutshell version because you guys are hilarious😂
2:33 chalo ab unpause kar k video dekh lo
Aaaaah im ded 😂😂😂
6:45- 'sb hag deti hai'😂😂
Love the voice over whoever has done that of the 4 of you..
Also loved the last segment'Bolly wood hi kalank hai piyaa'. Keep posting these..hope your situation is better now after the flood..
4:47 i was mad too
The most underrated channel in TH-cam
6:44 i died there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at 'I am Ironman' 🤣
"Swet Home Alabama" would have been a perfect title for this movie
Conclusion - 8:30
7:00 ab ye mat puchhna kaise pata😂😂😂
the most funny thing for me was the bg voice "I AM IRON MAN".
Extra marital affair
Ke side effects
Ft-batwara😂😂😂👍👍
😂 😂
6:26 I LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH EVER
5:32 music 😂😂😂😂😂
0:24 100k hone par viva lunga....hahaaahaa
This video is 10000 times much better than the entire movie...
And dat song KANWA MAI SOBHE BALI was just hilarious..
Did a great job .
Love❤️
Baba’s fvrt song “kanwa me sobhe baali”🤣🤣😂😂
I love the slow background music !
So pleasing !!
And you have a lovely voice !😘😘😘😘
Kalank Is The Bollywood Version Of Dark 😅😅😅🤣
Excluding Time Traveling 😅
6:26 is the heart of this whole video man ..!❤️
6:17 ye channnel bahut mast hai reeee.......
8:06 'Et tu brute' who remembers this?
Loved that part " I am Iron Man" LOL
And did he say that??
Give an Oscar to this God level personality
In short :- it's sasta Devdas 😂
Your voice is love...
Dude bhojpuri song in the background...u nailed it🤣🤣
Last scene= ddlj+bahubali
Exactly 😂
Also gadar😂😂
Manoj Tiwari to Yogi baba: Maare jaaoge ek din 😂
I have never seen a review like this 😂😂😂. So true to the point.
Glad I never spent money on such garbage and instead watched "The Tashkent Files".
Great
Good choice... 👍👍👍
@@honeyv6020 Truly.
Excellent choice..perfect time usage
That was truly good movie. Deserved more praise!
I wish I saw this review instead of 3 hours review
Hhh
Amazing editing 😂😂😂 song editing is really amazing 👌👌👌 ohhh at last "et to brute" 😂😂
1:18 this song suits than First Class OG one 😂😂😂😂😂😂