Kraven the Hunter - Review

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  • @nathansmo
    @nathansmo หลายเดือนก่อน +707

    Dan, please don't ever drive five hours to see a Sony Spider-Man-less Spiderverse movie again. We care about you.

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      What if he drives 6 hours to watch two?

    • @fabolousjada5070
      @fabolousjada5070 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Idk venom was fire 😂

    • @asianmalaysianable
      @asianmalaysianable หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He does it so we don't have to. He's not the hero we deserve but the hero we need right now.

    • @LARKXHIN
      @LARKXHIN หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hmm 🤔 ​@@DigiRangerScott

    • @horatiogamble7036
      @horatiogamble7036 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He and Scoops McGhee​@@asianmalaysianable

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater หลายเดือนก่อน +542

    "There's been over a century of movies at this point, someone should have learned lesson on how not to make a movie this bad by now." Wow.

    • @eternalfailure4081
      @eternalfailure4081 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I know, right

    • @Salomonkein1992
      @Salomonkein1992 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      :o

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's the sad thing: Some people simply don't care about learning from history, thinking they can just do thing better than those that came before them.

    • @IAteFire
      @IAteFire หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LuznoLindo and the irony is that the key to doing better is learning from the past

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And even if you do, aren't you supposed to dump them in January?

  • @maartenvandersteen5134
    @maartenvandersteen5134 หลายเดือนก่อน +1099

    I felt so bad for Dan I actually listened to the whole ad at the end 😅

    • @ValgardDerithos
      @ValgardDerithos หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I thought exactly the same. In fact, I'm writing this very review while listening to the ad.

    • @JCIce007
      @JCIce007 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      May God have mercy on his soul.

    • @kelechi321
      @kelechi321 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      SAME

    • @jamesonharwood6310
      @jamesonharwood6310 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same same

    • @ivanpabon2741
      @ivanpabon2741 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fucking same. Poor guy

  • @johnnnyoddity
    @johnnnyoddity หลายเดือนก่อน +698

    Kraven may be awful, but this review was excellent. Existential crisis, career introspection, top notch storytelling, Jeremy Jahns shoutout, road-weary Dan baring his soul. Your drive was worth it, Dan!

    • @RainyCage
      @RainyCage หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Agreed!

    • @RockneOliver
      @RockneOliver หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      This one is a masterpiece. It's fun to watch Dan become unhinged at a movie. ;)

    • @DannyIAH
      @DannyIAH หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      His review was a better movie than Kraven The Hunter.

    • @matthewrouge
      @matthewrouge หลายเดือนก่อน

      You said it!

    • @brianng8350
      @brianng8350 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@RockneOliverI like unhinged ranting Dan, but this one is just depressing…

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater หลายเดือนก่อน +286

    Commenting so that Dan gets more engagement after the turmoil of travelling to and sitting through this movie.

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    This film got Dan questioning his entire career and life choices 💀😭

    • @fatmanjstyle5306
      @fatmanjstyle5306 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Driving out of town to see this movie is magnificent 😅

    • @brianng8350
      @brianng8350 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you look at it this way, this might be his movie influential film for him, in a bad way… stop TH-cam, stop reviewing movies….
      Not since Jaws that made him love cinema…

  • @Teatime25
    @Teatime25 หลายเดือนก่อน +416

    "She died and I never saw her again."
    "Yeah, no shit. That's what "dying" is. That's what makes it so sad."
    I loved everything about this comment, particularly the disdain with which it was uttered.

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      "He became mute in 2010. We haven't spoken since then"

    • @erikburke7210
      @erikburke7210 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I laughed out loud

    • @katevand
      @katevand หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      This review is going down in history as perfection.

    • @cjc2
      @cjc2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wachinimagaming4898
      @wachinimagaming4898 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don’t think I’ve ever heard him cuss on his channel, so that caught me off guard, gave me a good laugh, lol

  • @Nisarga7
    @Nisarga7 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    Dan's expression on the thumbnail is all the info I need😂.

    • @CJKhaos
      @CJKhaos หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It dies tell quite a story

    • @DeaconofPlague
      @DeaconofPlague หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It legitimately made me happy when I saw the thumbnail on my phone

    • @studynot757
      @studynot757 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly? Half the time I just look at his thumbnails to get the take 😂

    • @wachinimagaming4898
      @wachinimagaming4898 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I could tell by the thumbnail he didn’t like it, wasn’t expecting the movie to have essentially crushed his soul 😂

  • @TomHoseason
    @TomHoseason หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Based on Dan's reaction, I think we need to add "Existential crisis" to the bottom of the ratings chart.

    • @jenrose1002
      @jenrose1002 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I completely agree!

    • @bruceboa6384
      @bruceboa6384 หลายเดือนก่อน

      +

  • @Adamsbrown81
    @Adamsbrown81 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    I think this is the first movie review I've watched where the movie pushed the reviewer into a state of existential dread and nihilism. Thanks for all you do, Dan!

    • @Phelie315
      @Phelie315 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hahaha, I thought it couldn't get worse than Cats!

    • @cenanuffz
      @cenanuffz หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you ever watched Spoony movie reviews, that was like every week lmao.

  • @MysteryMii
    @MysteryMii หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Dan really almost sounded like he was on the verge of a mental breakdown while describing his experience watching the film.

    • @madmaxmedia
      @madmaxmedia หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank goodness for alcohol!

  • @TheVileOne
    @TheVileOne หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    I also saw it last night. i can confirm that Dan Murrell is using no hyperbole and is in no way exaggerating.

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I am sorry for your loss.

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He's exaggerating, I feel. I thought, this movie was just okay like many that came before. There are questionable choices for making this movie though. Lol.

  • @catwmn2345
    @catwmn2345 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    "Peta Parker" 😂😂 *chef's kiss*

  • @shazbaar02
    @shazbaar02 หลายเดือนก่อน +523

    "PETA Parker" 🤣😆🤣😆🤣

    • @malkav81
      @malkav81 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Sounds like that joke might have been the best thing about this entire movie. Lol

    • @Rexx1326
      @Rexx1326 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Beat me to it.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Oh, I was going to go for "Peter Park Ranger".

    • @annekeener4119
      @annekeener4119 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That is hilarious given every other characterization I have ever heard of Kraven the Hunter. Usually he is instead a crazy, obsessive hunter constantly testing himself against the most dangerous game he can find, including villains and heroes. I guess if you are trying to make him more sympathetic you go with the PETA angle, but it goes against everything people know about him.

    • @andrewglisson4596
      @andrewglisson4596 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Made me laugh out loud

  • @Kingmax00
    @Kingmax00 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    Listen, I've been following Dan for years now. I don't think I've ever seen a movie beat the love of the art out of him like this before😂

    • @iamjro
      @iamjro หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

    • @JordanSorensen
      @JordanSorensen หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Cats. It’s always Cats.

    • @amandaparler2080
      @amandaparler2080 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, this take was not as impassioned as his yelling about the changes of aspect ratio in Transformers 5, but maybe that means this movie was actually worse.

    • @asianmalaysianable
      @asianmalaysianable หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Borderlands review was the closest to this. Check it out

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    “She died soon after and I never saw her again.” I’m dead. I’m seeing this. 😂

    • @asid1818
      @asid1818 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I never saw Sharpe1502 again

    • @davechan8613
      @davechan8613 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died and I never saw her again.”

    • @claus_valca
      @claus_valca หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too 😂 Pray for me

    • @Outlier68
      @Outlier68 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I truly couldn’t believe it either. It was so bad as to be laughable.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "People die if they are killed."

  • @TonyDingus
    @TonyDingus หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Dan driving 5 hours to see this movie is crazy

    • @Cassie00111
      @Cassie00111 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wonder is that 5 hours each way? then 10 hour driving round trip. omg.

    • @ChrisSears_KY
      @ChrisSears_KY หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Cassie00111 Pretty likely a trip from Little Rock to Dallas, which is five hours one way.
      ETA: Possibly Memphis, which is five hours round trip. So, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And apparently drinking before the drive home.

    • @jmurphy0684
      @jmurphy0684 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Even if it’s only 2 1/2 each way, that’s still too much!

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mroctober3657 He's literally staying in a motel while filming this. He'd be driving back the next day.

  • @scottnapier943
    @scottnapier943 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    Move over Morbius! It's Kraven Time!!😂

    • @apoplexiamusic
      @apoplexiamusic หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Sony didn’t understand that the audience was "Kraven" for a good to passable film

    • @husker4life109
      @husker4life109 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      He’s Kraven a hunt

    • @referencegirls
      @referencegirls หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@husker4life109 *Kraven the Hunt!

    • @brianh3253
      @brianh3253 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs หลายเดือนก่อน

      We're Kraven some decent Marvel/Sony movies, that's for sure.

  • @PrayerofSerenity14
    @PrayerofSerenity14 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    “”She died soon after that and I never saw her again” …yeah, no shit, that’s what dying is” 😂
    Also a 5 hour drive is crazy. I appreciate how hard you work to make these videos for us, Dan.

    • @dbagette
      @dbagette หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Now that's a line that deserves a poster. Kinda like Walking Dead's Don't Dead, Open Inside 😁

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's over exaggerating to me. It was not that bad for me. Lol.

  • @GauravSharma-dy8xv
    @GauravSharma-dy8xv หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Morbius: its morbing time
    Madam web : Its webbing time
    Kraven: its kraven time

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rhino: Its Horny time

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Stand back! I am beginning to krave!"

  • @andyn2854
    @andyn2854 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    If it’s any consolation, Dan, your resounding “stay away” for this film is a service to any of us foolish enough to have still hoped that maybe, maybe something about it would make it worthwhile.

    • @Muggle1983
      @Muggle1983 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      (Shamefully raises hand) 😩 i really like Aaron Taylor Johnson so I was considering giving it a go. Thank you Dan for bringing me to my senses.

    • @markbrierley6367
      @markbrierley6367 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I saw the trailer and knew it wouldn't be good, but might have some good in it so I thought about giving it a shot. Guess not.

    • @VivaciousOM
      @VivaciousOM หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True.

    • @ZentaurFTW
      @ZentaurFTW หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here

    • @JBouch33
      @JBouch33 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      His "Stay away" means I NEED to see it. I NEED to see how bad it is.

  • @TheFreakazoid777
    @TheFreakazoid777 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    See this is why I love Dan, when he goes off like this on a movie, you know it’s TRULY bad. A lot of other critics or reviewers would have a reaction like this to a “just ok” movie.

    • @jenrose1002
      @jenrose1002 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely agree!

  • @RayMcElroy50
    @RayMcElroy50 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    AVI ARAD has ruined so far...
    * Borderlands
    * Venom: The Last Dance
    * Kraven The Hunter
    * Daredevil (2003)
    * The Punisher (2004)
    * Elektra (2005)
    * Fantastic Four (2005)
    * X-Men: The Last Stand
    * Spider-Man 3
    * Bratz (2007)
    * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    * The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    * Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    * Venom: Let There Be Carnage
    * Uncharted (2022)
    * Morbius
    And now he's gonna ruin...
    * Legend of Zelda
    * Naruto
    As long as Arad lives, there's no hope

    • @percyweasley9301
      @percyweasley9301 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thankfully he’s getting pretty old so he may not be around for much longer

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was giggling at this list until I saw my beloved LOZ 😮 oh no 😥

    • @terrymcginnis01
      @terrymcginnis01 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He might live forever and continue to be paid millions by Sony. It is what it is. He has authority and will never willingly give up his control over these properties.

    • @haileyquinnzel
      @haileyquinnzel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What? The Spider-Man movies & let there be carnage was good lol

  • @Coolcoolcooldude
    @Coolcoolcooldude หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I don't think I've seen Dan this defeated. Not angry, just defeated. But at least these movies are over.

  • @HarmonyWithHunter
    @HarmonyWithHunter หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    We still appreciate you Dan!!! Even when the movies are terrible it's still nice to hear it from a trusted source

  • @jepmcnair6494
    @jepmcnair6494 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    My man traveled and got a hotel room to see this movie. I'm sorry, Dan!

    • @T_R_O_Y_McClure
      @T_R_O_Y_McClure หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      At least it goes down on paper as a business expense.

  • @jjdaire
    @jjdaire หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "May God have mercy on this movie's soul." {Drops mic}

  • @RedBeard_34
    @RedBeard_34 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    7:45 Thanks to Dan's Extended Spider-verse reviews I now have a bonified trilogy of "stay away" films to remind myself of just how good life is having not wasted my time seeing any of them 😊

  • @Sonzee87
    @Sonzee87 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Man I feel sooooo bad for Dan that he had to endure all that traffic and travel to watch THIS movie. I think I can feel his pain through the screen when I watch him.
    I thank you for your service for us that you took it upon you to watch this so we would not have to.

  • @apoplexiamusic
    @apoplexiamusic หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    That "no shit" at 4:51 made my day 😂

  • @righteouswillie
    @righteouswillie หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    My man said "the fact that Avi Arad produced borderlands and this movie in one year should equal some sort of criminal charges." 😂😂

  • @TBAaron90
    @TBAaron90 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I know it’s gotta be painful to do these types of reviews sometimes, but as a fan, I love getting a classic Dan rant every now and then 💯

  • @rampantrambling
    @rampantrambling หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "should yield some sort of criminal charges" is crazy lol

    • @TakeDrewMovieReviews
      @TakeDrewMovieReviews หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dan had me cracking up a lot in this review, but this one had me really laugh out loud

    • @Creech786
      @Creech786 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This one made me spit my water out.

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The Jeremy Jahns shoutout was strange to me, in a way. It was great, but it's like seeing your gym teacher at a restaurant. Worlds colliding.

    • @MrThompson88893
      @MrThompson88893 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Jeremy was on movie fights years ago

    • @rjeizzay9619
      @rjeizzay9619 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Do you think you're the only person who knows of them both?

    • @GomuGear4
      @GomuGear4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The Film Critic Cinematic Universe is finally coming together

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@GomuGear4 Already unironically better than Sony Spider-manless Universe craps

  • @tonyilias2561
    @tonyilias2561 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is 1 of Dan's best reviews of all time. Let's show him a lot of love and support on this video for the great sacrifice he just made 🙏

  • @edyy2014
    @edyy2014 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My first time watching any of your reviews. My heart goes out to you driving 5 hours, I drove 5 minutes & im pissed I couldn’t imagine 5 hours/10hours round trip. You got a new subscriber out of it at least 😅

  • @Mr.Monk2G
    @Mr.Monk2G หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Thank you Dan, for suffering through this for us. I gave the video a thumbs up, watched the ad break at the end, and clicking on the sponsor link. Loved the shoutout to Jeremy. You're the best!

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I so want them to do a team up!

  • @andymcgriffy
    @andymcgriffy หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Movies like this is why i couldn't be a critic. I love analyzing stories and reviewing them but if i had to do it for a movie that i didn't want to see, I would not be happy. Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Any movie that I can at least talk about afterwards is a movie I'm ok with seeing. This did not sound like one of those.

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Also, I remember reading that this movie was gonna adapt the Kraven’s Last Hunt storyline, and recently I came to the realization that Venom 3 could’ve been called, “Venom: The Last Hunt”, and Kraven would’ve been the villain, and it basically could’ve been like Kraven’s Last Hunt, and Kraven gets the symbiote midway through.

  • @KenTheMan407
    @KenTheMan407 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thanks!

  • @kennethchia4194
    @kennethchia4194 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I feel bad for Dan driving five hours each way just for this

  • @veganpeace7890
    @veganpeace7890 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Peta Parker, I almost spit out my water!!!

  • @alansimonis8283
    @alansimonis8283 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Somehow the hushed tones of "Hotel Dan" makes this roast even more brutal. It's got big, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" energy.

    • @jenrose1002
      @jenrose1002 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So very true!

  • @rsrocha1984
    @rsrocha1984 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Avi Arad was one of the main people to fight Kavin Feige in marvel against the idea of a common cinematic universe. That's all you need to know about him and movies.

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Perhaps he is still trying to bury the concept.

    • @schizzo8959
      @schizzo8959 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish he succeded.

    • @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317
      @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure that Sony make a deal with Kevin Feige in secret. Make sense actually.

  • @JesssL
    @JesssL หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Thanks Dan, for taking one for the team!

  • @vincenthalfprice9930
    @vincenthalfprice9930 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love that we're 4 years removed from Dan's departure from Screen Junkies and this gentleman is still blessing us with Honest Trailer names. *"PETA Parker"* is solid gold 😂

    • @DanMurrellMovies
      @DanMurrellMovies  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sometimes I just have to drop one in there - that was always my favorite part

    • @vincenthalfprice9930
      @vincenthalfprice9930 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @DanMurrellMovies that's my favorite part too. I hope Kraven didn't break you too badly, love your channel and been a fan for over 10 years. I hope your next movie review helps rebuild your love of cinema and doesn't make you question your life choices. haha

  • @-datrandomdude-6979
    @-datrandomdude-6979 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Hollywood really should get rid of Avi Arad

  • @slimjimnyc270
    @slimjimnyc270 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    P.S. My son & I went to see Megalopolis based on your recommendation. You were 100% correct in your assessment. I personally think in 20 years, it will have a cult following. Have a great week!

  • @Cassie00111
    @Cassie00111 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    5 hour drive to see Kraven the Hunter! Yikes.

  • @bjlfbs8506
    @bjlfbs8506 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the honesty haha. We don't get enough unabashed honesty these days. I love how you call out the bad acting, bad script and direction. Really appreciate the honesty. Very refreshing :)

  • @SJPace1776
    @SJPace1776 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    5:45 - Sheesh, I feel for Dan.

    • @Priiskii
      @Priiskii หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It just drives the point of how a bad movie can take away peoples valuable time

  • @Erasureeraser
    @Erasureeraser หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    J.C. Chandor, what are you doing? I'm honestly shocked to know that he directed it. I'm a fan of this guy, I think he's one of the most underrated directors working today. From Margin Call to All Is Lost to A Most Violent Year to Triple Frontier, I've been championing him a lot as a filmmaker and I think he has every opportunity to make a great movie. But man, it seemed like he met his doom the moment he signed on for Kraven 😢
    I hope he goes back to maybe his indie routes like he used too and make movies that felt actually personal to him instead of something like this 🤷

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer หลายเดือนก่อน

      And to have to basically use the excuse "Give it a chance." as if the Hollywood system doesn't win if you already paid for the ticket, regardless of your feelings afterward, that was quite disappointing to hear too. I'm not stupid enough to not know that much when it comes to tickets.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs หลายเดือนก่อน

      This movie feels like the kind of "Alan Smithee" thing that gets made so people can keep their SAG cards, and so the studio gets a tax writeoff.

  • @DraganMarkovic-c3j
    @DraganMarkovic-c3j หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This great review, along with your enthusiastic belief in finding [at least some] good in every movie, reminds me of critic Wilfrid Sheed, who once wrote that “no film is ever so bad that you can’t find some virtue in it”. After Otto Preminger’s "Hurry Sundown" was released in 1967, fellow critic Rex Reed reminded Sheed of this statement, suggesting he must not have seen "Hurry Sundown". In response, Sheed simply remarked that “to criticize it would be like tripping a dwarf.”

  • @johndebono1870
    @johndebono1870 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I had a two week period where I lost my job, broke up with my ex, and my grandpa died...
    And I somehow wasn't as emotionally broken as Dan was after seeing Kraven the Hunter.

  • @mykeljewell
    @mykeljewell หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:55 the PETA Parker bit is 👨‍🍳 💋

  • @Hideotronic
    @Hideotronic หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You’re saving a lot of people their money and for that I appreciate you

  • @gsentinel4821
    @gsentinel4821 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I really think that Sony is just trying to retain the film rights to Spider-Man and the related villains/characters, quality of films be damned - they will do all they can to milk it dry to avoid it reverting back to Disney.

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    3:31 i just love how calm Dan is when he completely hates the movie - God, please give this temperament 😂

  • @jaynabb1462
    @jaynabb1462 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Hey Sony, how do you put yourself in more debt?”
    “Have you heard of Kraven?”

  • @themikereda
    @themikereda หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You just KNOW Dan was proud of that "PETA Parker" line

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "He's given a magic super-hero potion by a random African girl."
    There are so many problems with this.

    • @Eff_It
      @Eff_It หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, she was Tanzanian.

  • @jessrl8025
    @jessrl8025 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I had only listened to the first few minutes of the review when I made my last comment, but I felt the need to come back after the review and say that I'm so glad Dan became a critic. I know movies like this are challenging, but I'm so happy to have someone I have come to trust who will subject themselves to horror shows like Kraven so we don't have to.

  • @Vlandrik92
    @Vlandrik92 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Well that very clearly makes the decision of War of the Rohiram vs this for our theater trip for the week. Thanks!

  • @melissacarter334
    @melissacarter334 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    All the hugs Dan and thanks for taking one for the team ❤🎉 The review was hilarious 😂❤

  • @RonnieBarzel
    @RonnieBarzel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “This also contains one of the worst lines of dialogue that I’ve ever heard in any movie.”
    To be fair, “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died” didn’t make it into the Madame Web theatrical cut.

    • @RonnieBarzel
      @RonnieBarzel หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@migueljacome8039 Nope, it infamously disappeared after the trailers.

  • @katevand
    @katevand หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Thank you Dan, for driving from home to see these bombs. Also Peta Parker, winner of YT reviews

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As Rhino says,"With great horns, comes great horniness."

  • @luis_discovery
    @luis_discovery หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Thank you Dan for your sacrifice 😂

  • @stagewalker
    @stagewalker หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As soon as I heard ‘Avi Arad’, a lot of things suddenly made sense about Kraven and Borderlands

  • @thetruemandalorian2637
    @thetruemandalorian2637 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's okay Dan, you can rest now. You can rest.

  • @MikMortsllak
    @MikMortsllak หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I drove 5 hours in order to see Kraven the Hunter" I'm sorry but 🤣🤣 And please more trains in the US.

  • @williamking2782
    @williamking2782 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'd love to see Dan have to defend this movie in a movie fight.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "This movie makes all other movies better by comparison."

  • @allen604
    @allen604 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't wait for the Pitch Meeting for this. Something tells me its going to be "super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @TrappyJenkins
    @TrappyJenkins หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love when the thumbnail says it all

  • @tchillove
    @tchillove หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Slightly disagree on the death approach, in comic books related movies the superheroes and the villains could die and resurrect on several occasions.

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Yeah no shit. That's what dying is." 💀

  • @notenoughtreble
    @notenoughtreble หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m so sorry you had to endure this…
    But “PETA Parker” is Impeccable

  • @hallowedground4101
    @hallowedground4101 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm sorry for your pain. The good news, is that it makes for a hilarious review!

  • @oklaclarinet
    @oklaclarinet หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ariana DeBose has followed up winning an Oscar with roles in Wish, I.S.S., Argylle, and Kraven the Hunter. Hopefully her team up with Ke Huy Quan in Love Hurts marks a bit of an upward trend.

  • @matanm6829
    @matanm6829 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    @4:43 Sounds like a worthy opponent to Shirou Emiya's "people die if they are killed" line.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At least there's a translation barrier and a weird plot that (kind of) explains that one.
      Is Sony going to claim their movies are better in the original Japanese?

  • @anyaaa2801
    @anyaaa2801 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First him and now John. Damn this movie is really breaking people 😂😅.

  • @Obsidian0Sky
    @Obsidian0Sky หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the best review of a movie I will never watch.
    Dan I appreciate you taking the trek.
    I’m
    Still smiling as I write this lol

  • @johnlopez9014
    @johnlopez9014 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don’t think it’s the last one of the spider verse. We still have Noir, and the animation

  • @jacobsquest1036
    @jacobsquest1036 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dan I don’t always love your takes but videos like this remind me why I’m a fan

  • @mahiknight
    @mahiknight หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hi Dan! Just found your channel just recently. I loved your work back with Screen Junkies back in the early 2010's and it's refreshing that you've carved out your own little content stream here on your own personal channel. Cheers!

  • @pianist150
    @pianist150 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I know you were definitely proud of yourself when you wrote down "PETA Parker" and you know what, you should be

  • @carlgranados7106
    @carlgranados7106 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I hate how they are now turning the DC and Marvel bad guys into movies. These characters where never designed to stand on their own and they have no purpose except to have colorful campy bad guys for super heroes... instead of boring "normal" bad guys. In other words these companies have run out of ideas and interesting super heroes so they are now scraping the barrel for anything in their inventory to expand their "universe" and make more money.

  • @PixieMermaid-fz9rt
    @PixieMermaid-fz9rt หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kraven having Dan questioning his life choices is on a whole other platform of bad 😅 While it was a rough road trip, your viewers appreciate your honest reviews and I hope you get worthwhile views on this video to make up for the crazy experience.

  • @sheraldhill2728
    @sheraldhill2728 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Needed the laughs today Dan… thank you for the work you do and Happy Holidays!

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    PETA Parker 😂
    Oh, Dan … you’re the best.

  • @hamilpatel4025
    @hamilpatel4025 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hopefully you found something fun to do on your trip, I was really hoping this would be good, maybe it'll be fine background noise when it comes to streaming

  • @Brahmabullz
    @Brahmabullz หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "An accent that's definitely an accent"😂🤣

  • @RafCole
    @RafCole หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh Dan, you suffered through Kraven so we wouldn't have to. That's like throwing yourself on a live grenade for us. You're a hero.

    • @jenrose1002
      @jenrose1002 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dan = Captain America 🎉

  • @andrewlamoureux3808
    @andrewlamoureux3808 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why the hell does Avi Arad still have a job?!?

  • @Ramiroocampo
    @Ramiroocampo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just watched it at a cinema in Germany abs the dubbing was so bad the audience burst into laughter several times.

  • @Bullz_eye47
    @Bullz_eye47 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The part when Mikasa Ackerman suddenly shows up and said "It's ackermaning time" truly a crossover moment of all time.

  • @JimmyAbdullah
    @JimmyAbdullah หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kraven , Joker 2 and madam web gave Morbis redemption

  • @Yesyoushine
    @Yesyoushine หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Dan said this movie made him drink and rethink his life’s choices😂😂😂

  • @Moreinius
    @Moreinius หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only thing holding Dan back is the TH-cam monetization system XD

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That thumbnail 😂