cleary we need 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 version.
*Ryder:* This is the spot National Guard Depot. *CJ:* Man, this crap looks serious are we up for this. Cj Teleports immediately inside the National Guard Depot after he said that and alert the guards. *Logic*
Everything about 1:21 - 1:30 is just perfect. CJ crashing the car into the garage, Cesar running away from the craziness, the car getting a stunt bonus, and finally exploding, causing CJ to get wasted.
Who would win? *A gangster (Cj) with many weapons, friends and have a hood with other gangsters* or *Cops with a rooster gun* Easy the cops would win because they *roast* the gangsters
One of the only games that actually roasts you for driving bad lmao. Unless you somehow was an excellent driver for your first time and was confused why Ryder was roasting you.
Jaylen Mosner 1) * *I wasn't even talking to you, DF.* 2) *I never said "I was mad because I don't have a girlfriend." And I never said "I was an idiot" either.* -That's not even the reason why I replied. 3) As you can see, DF, I replied to that comment over a MONTH ago. So your reply is very late and unnecessary. *NO Offense.*
Jaylen Mosner Also, just because I am single doesn't mean I am mad. -*I never said that it sucks being single. Being single is actually awesome.* And on top of that, I'm too busy being focused on my work priorities, and the more I continue to do so, the right woman will soon come to me and love me for who I am. And eventually, you will soon find the perfect girlfriend too. Your true love will soon come to you as well.
this is why you should don't mess with speedboost mod during mission/speedruns, it fails when it flings or blow the car up other than that, it was funny to mess with it.
5:01 CJ acted accordingly.
0:20 "SOUND THE ALARM"
*Truck explodes*
Well, this is a great alarm sound lmao
MikuKun True XD
True
Also that alarm triggered CJ´s bad driving ever since the fatal explosion occurred.
SOUND THE TR
Bahahamas islands.
2:12 pretty sick beat, actually. Turns out you can make good songs using a glitchy truck, a garage door, said truck's horn, and a weekend soldier.
A new rapper called " Tha weak end soldier,
@@drippyog3935 ya mean Tha Weekend Soldiers
What kind of licence u got!? Fishing licence?!
Carl Johnson XD
CJ!
Nah, more like walking licence
Carl Johnson u talkin to ur self....
CJ, you're talking to yourself about your horrible driving. Ryder said you've been a buster since birth.
0:47 It sounds like a fax machine
ELEGY Yeah Lol
True XD
I think that was on purpose
@@Kacper7521 Polska ty tu?
HAHAHAH
13 yrs and still a legendary game
weird poop flying missions make game shit
Yes
Tommy Vercetti and that stupid zero messing with rc's
True
@@uchihamadara7880
Flying mission - 27 try
RC Zero mission - Zero try,f**k that sh1t!!
1:26 INSANE STUNT BONUS: $34
Insane is correct
0:20 SOUND THE ALARM! *BOOM*
5:02 the best way to make Rider shut
with ninja style
2:12 need 10 hours version
Yea you right, it should be have 10 hours version
Yeah 10 hour version would be stupid. We need a 20 hour version
yeah clearly a 30 hour version is the only way
DENIS Shishckariov maaann ... I can't breath ... can't stop laughing 😂
cleary we need 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
version.
4:50 "Let's storm the place" the truck misunderstood it lol
The truck is a buster.
Jeah Jeah he’s got it ninja style
2:42 "Coz I swe......."
*Suddenly car falls and explodes*
Lol
JadFox696 No swearing lol
0:08 cracks me up everytime 😂
"think about a yellow rubber duck"
-few seconds after the mysterious car drives,car explodes and camera pans to a yellow colored taxi
5:00 "You picked the wrong house fool"
0:56 and 1:02
Titanic in GTA SAN ANDREAS
True
I was thinking Tremors, when the golden oldies were playing haha
Well Titanic sank by the bow, not the stern
Both LOL
*Ryder:* This is the spot National Guard Depot.
*CJ:* Man, this crap looks serious are we up for this.
Cj Teleports immediately inside the National Guard Depot after he said that and alert the guards.
*Logic*
“Aw, you a manic ese!”
Says the one who ran over his brother in-law.
Corre021 he's trippin' 😂
2:12 sounds like music😂😂😂
Darude sandsto especially
@@avdgaming3550 more like funk
Everything about 1:21 - 1:30 is just perfect. CJ crashing the car into the garage, Cesar running away from the craziness, the car getting a stunt bonus, and finally exploding, causing CJ to get wasted.
That moment when you’re playing gta san andreas
and your notification is a gta san andreas video
1:22 I like how Cesar was like fuck it I'm outta here 😭😭😂😂
2:12 It's better when you mix this clip with Darude - Sandstorm.
Aman Zaki yes
Damn that lowrider looked like it was sinking like Titanic
"Let's storm the place!"
* *immediately drives into the building* *
0:27 *you* imagine that Cj and the crew are in the van instead
1:33
Nope!
El Don hahahahaha
5:38 CJ, you gotta get it in your head that storing you in the garage is everyday shit homie.
4:38 Top 10 Questions Science still can't explain about vehicles.
Welcome to WatchMojo 😂
Same old CJ, Busta straight busta
runninginthe_90s im Gangsta not BUSTA
0:09
CJ : "Man this shit look real serious!"
Soldier : *Holding chicken gun*
Who would win?
*A gangster (Cj) with many weapons, friends and have a hood with other gangsters*
or
*Cops with a rooster gun*
Easy the cops would win because they *roast* the gangsters
Crazytrain2015 wait wat ?
that a lame joke but I got you bro 😂
Tf 😂
Yeahhhhhh who shot the roossterrrrrrr alll yeahhhhh!
2:14 HAHAHAHAHA
Mad Alexander ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
*_SOUND THE ALARM!!!_*
I don't get it
Car Van in a nutshell
We need a 10 hr version
One of the only games that actually roasts you for driving bad lmao. Unless you somehow was an excellent driver for your first time and was confused why Ryder was roasting you.
0:33 Car kicks another car out the parking
-The Truth : OK,i've seen enough
0:55 that reflection tho still holds up, I'm pretty impressed by this. 😎👌
4:40 here is a cutscene showing my girlfriend
Ederson31 No it isn't, DF. -_-
Skart Brimpson Rude.
Skart Brimpson Don't get mad because YOU don't have a girlfriend idiot.
Jaylen Mosner
1) * *I wasn't even talking to you, DF.*
2) *I never said "I was mad because I don't have a girlfriend." And I never said "I was an idiot" either.*
-That's not even the reason why I replied.
3) As you can see, DF, I replied to that comment over a MONTH ago. So your reply is very late and unnecessary.
*NO Offense.*
Jaylen Mosner Also, just because I am single doesn't mean I am mad.
-*I never said that it sucks being single. Being single is actually awesome.*
And on top of that, I'm too busy being focused on my work priorities, and the more I continue to do so, the right woman will soon come to me and love me for who I am.
And eventually, you will soon find the perfect girlfriend too. Your true love will soon come to you as well.
*AH YOU A MANIAC ESE*
Cesar was killed
0:20 SOUND THE ALARM!
*BOOM*
2:49 "the cars are upstairs!"
_takes the sentence too literally_
Soldier:”Sound the alarm!”
*CJ’s truck explodes*
This video is pure gold
0:20 SOUND THE ALARM!!!
(get shoot by rocket)
4:23 funny how Cesar just books it 😆😂
0:57 when GTA crashes
5:10 perfect timing when she bumped into cj lol
Visiting Denise: she walks out of home, *sees car* thinks: "no way i'm not entering on that car!" *enters home again*
2:12 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hey stop who you are
Wow...he drive like a god..
1:22 Lmao i died about Cesar is running 😂😂
"Wassap?"
"You have to apologize for that shit!"
2:35
*Unkown: hop in, man. I've landed you a real job.*
car Just teleported xD
1:26 *INSANE STUNT BONUS* lol
5:30 "Hey, baby want company?"
CJ to a woman corpse.
2:12 Can't stop watching this
"you gon have to apologise for that shit!" 1:38 😂😂😂
Poor Denise she got Savaged
I have an assignments to do about driving and i search google for a disadvantages of driving badly and this is what i watch. Its worth my time.
Sound the alarm 0:20 and boom sirens out XD
3:07 this is the place, they’re in the second flo-
*silence*
Denise: Whazzup?
Carl: You're gon' have to apologise for that shit!
XD
This explosions are legendary😂
00:41 He's working a hot...
*boom*
who in the right mind would dislike an awesome video like this??
1:27 Insane stunt bounds:$34
Did cj just buy his license?
Considering he lived in Liberty City. Probably that’s why.
Yes
yes he is!
He has a license but a walking license
He got it from emmet
"Damn Weekend Soldiers"
0:11 lmfao
LMAO... EVERYTIME THE CAR BLAST I LAUGH TOO HARD😂😂
This ws published on my birthday thanks bro
"Whassup!"
*"YOU GONNA HAVE TO APOLOGISE FOR THAT SHIT!"*
-Wassup?
-You're gonna have to apologize for that shit!
He likes to play with his toy car.Of course he is CJ!
I really wish for part 2 of this video it was very funny😂😂
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG LICENCE FOOL*
1:20
Cesar: NOPE
1:38 frendzoned
0:38 Ok, I' ve seen enough. It's like he said for that you do 😂😂😂
And on the missions, they complained about CJ's bad driving, yet they still made him do all the driving. That's another GTA:SA logic there 😏
OMG i laughed so hard I couldn’t stop laughing tbh lmao
this is why you should don't mess with speedboost mod during mission/speedruns, it fails when it flings or blow the car up other than that, it was funny to mess with it.
Playing with mods in GTA games is funny asf
Ninja ryder: Say CJ, are you gonna crash da car again?
Busta: Fuck you rydah!!!
The chicken gun mod is my favorite of every gta mod that has ever been made ngl
0:50 printer confirmed
Lmao
2:11 they are the alarm sir
5:01. Cj really wants him to shut up
2:12 me back in 2004 playing this on release day on my Halo Edition Xbox.
This is Art
0:47 the sound the receit machine makes when u put in a check
*CRAZING CARS. 😂*
The Lowrider Garage Part is sinking like Titanic
Cj:what is this computer doing. Aaa save me.
1:22
Ceases fuckin booked it ass soon as chat pulled in😂
"SOUND THE ALARM !
*BOOM*
"What? How we gonna get them down?"
Answer:
Ragdoll Physics
Looks like Chinatown Wars have competition.
*A L W A Y S C R A S H I N G C J*
soldier:SOUND THE ALARM*car exploded*
"Ok, i've seen enough..."
Part 5 of GTA SA Logic
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Rizky Tegar Mantap mhank
i've heard about his bad driving but this is ridiculous
Denise: Whats up
Carl: *YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT S**T*
Looks like the Grove Street OGs are no match for the almighty national guard alarm.