School life : Mafia life The kid who sells : the dealer The friend who wants to buy it : customer The teacher : the COP The principal : the president The school : the Mafia
I used to sell lollipops to kids and they would be trying to take a whole handful instead of one or two and they would be sticking their face in the bag 💀✋🏻
Jeremy, My son watched your videos when he was in hospital recently leaving with a diagnosis of Type 1 Diabetes. Thanks for making him laugh and perking him up when he was feeling so down.
@@Acooldude807 LOL i actually do, i got one kid on spying on someone for their locker code, another for writing it down, then bringing it to me, the mafia boss, and i sell it. lol
Selling things at school literally makes you feel like a mafia boss.
Until the teacher takes away your entire stash that is...
Yh truss me
Always look out for those teachers
Just give it out in the bathroom or the janitors closet nobody will know
You mean the feds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nanakofi-sama1729 you mean the ones in those big black bags?🤫
@Bri'ish roadman Had any other dealers working on the operation?
My guy set up a shop💀💀💀
At 9 years tho?damn
Dam that 9 years is going to be a good business man
@enrique amaya I have a quick question, is that spreading the gospel? Cause if so I’ll do it too, I just didn’t know
Stop with the damn emoji's
@@america692🦫Why dont you like the dam emojis?
He counted 3 bags to subtract that from the total instead of just counting 2 bags and giving that. True boss
sigmos la cantalano le puse le fucka les al frapo
@Rice ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ
😂
@Rice ok I wont
@@rice2232😂😂😂😂
@@avilashghosh3722 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
The principal:
*SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND*
“Say my name.”
“Timmy.”
“You’re goddamn right.”
Yeeeeeah I didn’t get it
I'm the man who got the smart kid in trouble
A
I'm the guy who knocks
@@danielruci3315 uncultured child, you are 8 years old. how dare you not know who heisenberg is
"Nice doing business with you boss."
Wait he says I'm the boss friend: no that's watch people said
The girl named buisness:
@@mythicalrem_rem3247💀
@@mythicalrem_rem3247 👀💀
The bro is a mafia boss
how all mafia bosses start their MAFIA
Bro getting his own business started ☠
Principal: STOP THAT! GO TO THE OFFICE.
*sees jawbreakers*
"Ooh can I have one?"
"2 dollars."
@•∆FྂEྂBྂYྂ ∆• What
@@jessicaandres2345 it's abot
@@jessicaandres2345 its a bot dont mind it
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
“I’m a businessman.”
"the worlds total debt is 3 trillion dollars? to who?!?!?"
“To me. I am a buisniess man” Proceeds to draw mustache
I am a business man doing business
''...and this is my business.''
"with a business plan"
Bro set up a whole drug corporation 💀
Bro got that Portable Shop 💀
School life : Mafia life
The kid who sells : the dealer
The friend who wants to buy it : customer
The teacher : the COP
The principal : the president
The school : the Mafia
How about the students that are normal and don't buy the sweats
@@googoogaaawhoisyouVictim
@@googoogaaawhoisyoucorrupt cop
@@googoogaaawhoisyou don't buy the sweats 💀
@@googoogaaawhoisyou NPCs
“Do you how much I make in a year?! Even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe me.”
Q$100000000005555000000000000000
I make about 1.50 dollars
“Do you know what would happen if I stopped going into work? A business big enough that it can be placed up on the nasdeq goes belly up”
2.6 dollers. With a d
@@AUASUAUUAHAHAH “a man opens the door and gets shot. You think that of me? I am not in danger, skylar. I am the danger. I am the one who knocks”
bro is going places
Candy dealer of the Mexican school 💀
“How many sweets do you wanna deal”
“yes”
Hilarious, this joke never gets old, even after the billionth time, totally
What?
Edit: it would seem the message I was replying to was deleted, therefore I'll honk and run
This version of the joke doesn’t make any sense
music name anyone knows?
9 year old kids: Playing with their toys
Jeremy: Runs a whole sweet supermarket in school
Little timmy: pays with his mons credit card and gets the whole stash
@@xrysnx8636 mom: *finds out* well get ready, *the belt is coming after you*
@@shishirhattewar3104 dad : *ready to get the belt*
@@user-zl3me6ze2u Little Timmy : *Runs*
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🐐 Video of the year,,
I used to sell lollipops to kids and they would be trying to take a whole handful instead of one or two and they would be sticking their face in the bag 💀✋🏻
Yep those were the good times😅
"You know the business, and I know the chemistry."
haha
Jesse
waltuhhhhh
MR WHIET
Shut
*"Oh I'm a businessman!!"*
@Dont Check My About Page Link shut up hacker, noone likes your
Business is booming
@Dont Check My About Page Link didnt
Until that one guy just comes and messes everything up
Next level content!!
This makes u feel like a queen/king, until that one kid grabs half and runs for his life
EDIT: YOYLECAKE!1!
Lolll
True dat that kid always annoyed me but he got caught by teacher once and everyone blamed him for bringing the chocolate and I got saved but he didn't
@@patriot7624 lol deserved it
Send out the hound dogs (those kids that will just harras him)
Plot twist: the queit kid saw him
I love how he counts the candy he’s not giving
I know
Bro 's selling candy 🍭 like it' s drugs 😂😂
Me: sets up this
That one guy: steals everything and ruins it
“You asked me if I was in the sweet business or the money business… neither… I’m in the empire business”
Untill someone gets your things run hide and eat em untill you get him
@@thegamer-js4xw that’s why you do it in the us. If someone does that, just pull out your desert eagle
That is literally my 13 year old classmate with lolipops😂
justin?
@@Nightshde524 cracked at fortnite my guy
@@drizzora aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
😂😂😂
Yep there’s a lollipop seller in my school very popular
Finally a British person been waiting all day 4 thid
The principal 💀
"Hey, don't mess with me, i'm a sweetsdealer"
music name anyone knows?
@@drweal5471 If your on mobile click the little square in the bottom right
Tuyo (Narcos Theme) that's the song
"I'm on sweets"
U just a normal boy??? I don't think so lol
When you get caught
“I was a business man doing business, nothing mafia like”
For a second I thought the Hershey were "heresy" 💀💀💀💀
I do this and I feel like the king until the teacher comes
I imagine the look on the cashier’s face when they see how much candy this grown man bought
HAHAHAHA
Yumy😛
Pov: he ate em
OoooOOooO a spy xanax family fan like meh
Lol
Bro selling sweets at school is like setting off a nuke to teachers.☠
AYO How did I get this much likes??!?!
They don’t want little kids making the same money as them
And a lot of it goes to taxes, food, house loan, etc
The teachers only knew because I used to tell them. I was a real hater back then
@Jean Scelia where do you live? its usually like 40k a year
School Canteen: HEY GUYS COME OVER HERE ITS ONLY $69 FOR 1 PIECE OF CHOCOLATE
This is the real business man
Bro went from being a freestyler to this. fair play Jeremy is a 🐐
Bro my little brother name is abbas
@enrique amaya shutup
He's a baa
@enrique amaya npc
When the teacher takes it away:
“Do you have any idea how much money I make a month with this…”
More than the teacher
@@Elytricity definitely not
@@Fact_core in large enough quantities yes
More than you
Try selling weed instead of candy and you will make more than the teacher in 3 days
Bros a business man 💀
Bro a whole businessman😂
Jeremy, My son watched your videos when he was in hospital recently leaving with a diagnosis of Type 1 Diabetes. Thanks for making him laugh and perking him up when he was feeling so down.
Hope he gets better and i wish you best of luck
I have type 1 too. I hope he is feeling better and getting to grips with it all- I know that’s easier said than done!! All the best ❤️
I hope he gets better
i hope he gets better
Hope he gets better
“How much sweets did you deal?”
Him: “Yes”
😂
Read my name😱
Ok
Underrated😭
Good old childhood days wish I could go back.😭😭
I will never understand why teachers always shut this down
His mom: How did you earn this much money?
Him: yes.
The way he went through the candy makes me feel as though he's a drug dealer
@@jinanaqrawi7548 that is indeed the joke
Yes I earned 5 haribos
Not funny jellybean fan
@@futuremapper_he knows
The way he separated out the packets looked so professional
I know😂😂
Bro... Dont make me remmember the old days...
😂😂😂
A true businessman
"him: selling candy"
"me: selling locker codes "
Did you actually do that?
Oh my god
Wtf
@@Acooldude807 LOL i actually do, i got one kid on spying on someone for their locker code, another for writing it down, then bringing it to me, the mafia boss, and i sell it. lol
@@YaBoySogyMosquito lol
Man came to school on a suit at 7 yrs old 💀
the dib dabs 😭😭
"Kids arnt matur-"
Meanwhile him:
@Check my about page link I will report you
@@BizzinBuzzer I will also report him
I will also
@@BizzinBuzzer same
@@BizzinBuzzer there’s hundred to thousands of them, reporting one won’t do anything.
I love how he counted the candy bags and then just didn't give the ones he counted but the other ones.
😂😂
Ik
He knows his stock by heart man
this youtube short encouraged me to create a snack business at school, and earned 2k.
Bro fr checked the money with the light. bro a businessman
That one boy in my school selling sweets
You have no idea how much you make people smile with these videos
Bless you man 💯
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ITS FINALLY HERE
Ok Jeremy you should stop being too relatable 😭😭🙌🏻
imagine the principle coming☠️☠️☠️☠️
Fun fact: my school banned cards because they are scared of us gambling
My primary school banned pokemon cards cos when I was 7 I punched a kid in the face for stealing my cards
@@youraveragecapybaraworship6330 same
My school BANNED pokémon cards coz people played with them during lessons
@@Violin_715 lol my school didn’t play with em only trade
My school banned Pokémon cards yesterday because the 6 year old kids were stealing each other’s and having issues
The way he tells the next in line to come up with his two fingers is priceless
Some bot stealed your comment lol
Ikr lmao 😂
Bro is Making a Bank 💀
THE WAY HE FRICKING PUT HIS FINGERS OUT- 😂😂😂😂😂
He be gangsta until the teacher takes it away 💀
"Don't worry, I have a guy for that"
@@thatoneguy2346Better Call dad
Hell just buy more
and they say school prepares us for life
He is a professional sweets trader 😂
True
Not sweets trader but sweets trafficker
The principal: 👁️ 👁️
👄
And than that one kid steals one 😂
This boy is going places
Probably not college
I be selling Mexican candy 🤡💀
Mexican candy is top tier it's not even a question
@@YourlocalIdk he means drugs bumbass 😂
@@XC-Crota Oh
Bro my teachers take it from me just to give their kids😂
The way he inspects the money💀
Me watching this 30 times a day 💀
Whu
same
🥹
YESSIR
They say, he still deals to this day
Jessym
Achievement unlocked:sold something
Bro be selling double the price of what it actually cost 🗿
*"i would have one of those hershey's bars, thank you."*
That will be 5 dollars and I only take bills
He's British they don't have Hershey bars
@@givematthiswalrus4825 oh i'm sorry
@@zuyaaahn nah ur good
@@givematthiswalrus4825 they are on the table bro
His grandma in the other room 💀
Lunch break. What other room the fucking classroom? 😐
@@anti-female5996 💀
The fact this is my dads ringtone had me on the ground, not expected 🤣
Imma try that 😂
THE AMOUNT OF ACCURACY *chefs kiss*
i literally had my friend in the back smoke a lollipop to look more menacing when i sell em
LOL
Lmao
LMFAO
UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL
all fun and games until he actually sets fire on the lollipop
The song fits in perfectly 🤣
The name of the song please
"WHY IS IT BLUE"
"We used a different formula this time"
Plot twist: There r drugs inside and FBI sent him to catch drug dealers
This music plays in my head when my grandpa calls me to his room out of all my cousins.
whats the song name?
@@RyanTheF00l tuyo, narcos theme
why does he call you to his room? 😳
@@ZProtocol04 to tell me where he hide the bodies.
It's always the Spanish songs that every mafia character has💀🪦
This vid is old but gold
The surprising fact is that Jeremy had grown full beard when he was 9 😂😁.
Hahahaha
haha funny blah blah
Ikr
Ultra high testosterone
Why your face looks like pablo escobar🤣🤣🤣🤣
drug dealers when they were a kid be like:
The fact that he put the narcos into is amazing
This
Man is a legend…
The music matches just SO PERFECTLY✨
@Nikolas Jasso Tuyo is the name of the song
Why is Jeremy so relatable omfg
Ignore the bot
This is the moment Timmy became Heisenberg
“ I am the one who snacks “ - Man with great hat
Vape sellers in high school be like...