We bought that book when my son was growing up, I remember sitting down with him, and going through the pages, we got to the boy grow into a man page And my son started really crying, I said what’s the matter, and he said through his tears “I don’t want A moustache “ 😂😂😂😂😃
It’s so nice to hear another woman say that they don’t want children, and to have people cheer! When I say I don’t want kids people say “you’ll change your mind when you meet the right person”.
Slytherin666 you may change your mind if you meet the right person, however, you are 100%. People who don’t want children shouldn’t have them. It’s not fair to anyone.
OMG I laughed so hard I cried! My mom's idea of "the talk" was to say "nice girls dont do that before marriage " I had to ask my friends at school what "that" was!
Don't just binge her stand up stuff (I mean, do of it's on her channel in order to get her better metrics)! Her guest appearances on talk shows and the like are always superb.
U r just a genius. My sense of humour is an outcast as I am a Spanish woman living in Spain. However British humour is what I like, what I understand, what I use and just a few get it. Now I've got u Sarah and I'm happy. I live on my own. No men, no kids, thank you. One hour ago I was free in my bed, I did what you already know and said to myself "Good girl". So satisfying. You are a great teacher of life. Thanks a lot, sweetheart :****
I learned by watching baby cows come out of the mom cows. When genetics were explained in a kids show I realized how humans fit like a puzzle, and never asked any questions after that.
When I was about 14, my mother was talking to her friend and commented that my sister was always curious about where babies came from and that she had frank and honest discussions with her. Then she looked at me and said "I don't know where he learned about sex." to which I responded "I learned it in the streets, as God intended".
I first saw Sarah Millican at The Edinburgh Festival, post divorce, a long time ago. I've never before, nor since, laughed as much - and I saw Billy Connolly in his pomp! - I developed a stitch and the tears were rolling down my face. I'm a Sandancer, too and her humour is just like my friends'; I know exactly where she's coming from and it's lovely.
@@daglobe I love South Shields and the people and am proud to be a Sandancer and a Geordie, but to be honest, if you look up any town in the UK with a population of 75,000+ people, you'll find lots of interesting people came from there, too.
A lady in our village had 15 kids. The doctor said "Why do you have so many children Mrs Jones?". She said "I think it's something in the Air." Doctor said "Yes, I think it must be your Legs."
I bought that book for my daughter when we're living in the UK. She took it out to all her friends when they were playing and read it to them. I was not popular with the other parents. Luckily I didn't give a toss.😁
Good for you. People need to stop being so prudish with age-appropriate sex education. In fact studies have shown that if you teach children the body parts with the proper names early on it empowers them to be able to report abuse. So in my eyes, the more education and less shame the better!
@C.M. Bright oh but it was okay for the other parents to be judgemental? Gotcha. It was a child taking a book out to her friends, it wasn't a big deal to them but apparently the parents didn't want to answer their questions which is fine but coming and calling me out and expecting me to tell her off was not ok.
@@jillmortlock8439 Good on yas! This is the view I take. I don't like to my kids, if mine blabs the Santa secret, & the other kids are traumatized, that's on their parents for being liars & getting caufght out!
@@jillmortlock8439 It wasn't being judgemental, that's what you're being. Parents shouldn't be pre-empted when it comes to their parenting. You're assuming it wasn't a big deal to the children, as that was never stated, and you also assume the parents "didn't want to answer their questions" as there is no indication questions were even being asked. You have no problem with the perpetrator saying they didn't give a toss however, that's a good example for her daughter to follow. Parents should should show extra responsibility when other children are involved. If you can't be bothered barring access to your R rated or PGR movie collection, then expect negative fallout from parents after a sleepover results in their kids having nightmares for months.
@@ExternalInputs perhaps you should use some perspective. Do you know this book? Have you read it? I'll give you perspective. My daughter who is now 35 had her first child at 32, has always been employed, is a generous, tolerant and kind human (ditto her 21 year old sister) who is purchasing her first home with her partner. They are both able and do talk to me about pretty much anything including sex. Both had friends whose parents did not want them to talk to them about sex and both had friends who got pregnant at school. My daughter showing her friends a book written by a therapist for young children was NOT a huge drama. I was not showing children xrated movies, that is a something YOU decided to add so that you could puff up your outrage. Stop putting out lies.
Oh my goodness, my Mum brought this book for me from the Early Learning Centre when I was around 4. I grabbed it off the shelf and she didn't look inside it. It was confiscated by my dad that evening due to the graphic pictures!! 😂😂😂
There is a play that's a bit like that. I wish I could remember the name but my ex was in it at community theater...there was ongoing narration meant to be attenborough esc
Hello Sara! Avery from Georgia, USA here. You are my favorite comic personality. I bloody love you. You never fail to make me laugh and one day, if you ever tour the USA, I hope to see you live!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
I really love how she states she doesn’t like kids! Some will just upright tell you you’re inhumane for that, and I think it’s insane. It also doesn’t matter that you used to be a child to have to be accepting of kids behaviors.
That wasn’t a double standard, it was a lesson, Sarah. The jaw has the highest contraction strength of any muscle in the body, if I’m remembering correctly. She was teaching that anything that anything that really SHOULD NOT be there... can and WILL be bitten off.
Hands up all the women who do NOT want kids...👍👍👍👍👍you are not alone, we are out there, why are we deemed odd, as far as I’m concerned we are the sane ones!!!!!!!!!
I read ''Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* (but were afraid to ask) at a babysitting job when I was 12, in installments, the chapter on Homosexuality was very informative but full of glaring errors that I later discovered to my chagrin.
A friend of mine recently had a baby and I thought it would be nice to buy the baby a gift. I couldn't decide whether to buy it a toy or a pet, so opted for a combination of the two. I bought the baby a rattlesnake.
Lol! Suddenly I feel lucky my mum only got my son a kitten (no litter pan, no food, never been to a vet, raging eye infection kitten) as a gift the day we brought his newborn sister home from the hospital.
Jessica J 😄 Her first few weeks were shaky but after several vet visits and numerous flea dips she grew into a beautiful cat who hated everyone except for my son.
Couldn't sleep and am now grateful for insomnia.. My parents had a rule that you couldn't go on your first date until you explained to them where babies come from. I'm the youngest of four kids and was eagerly waiting for my turn. When the first date was set, I asked my mother when she wanted my answer. She told me she was too old to learn anything new about sex.
When my mum approached the subject, I stopped her. “I know that stuff. I looked it up in the encyclopedia (World Book).” Yeah, this was a really long time ago. Thank God. Cannot imagine what I’d find today. 😳
Love Sarah. Have to say as an auld fecker, I do miss proper TV - a play, a sitcom, stand ups. Now its wall to wall reality and game shows. Absolute shoite.
@@daviddou1408 I spent all day trying to come up with a joke about beards (meaning the people gay people date to appear straight because society sucks and can't handle the fact that homosexuals exist) that wouldn't come across as offensive, but couldn't. But that's where my mind went when I read the word "beard".
That clip of the book at the end 1000% described my Grandmother who's going on 93... "I'm just waiting for Jesus to bring me home, one day at a time" Lol
My parents didn't speak a word about sex. They've come to realise that I'm naturally curious and will learn on my own, so they left me to it for just about everything really. I've looked at reputable sources (like the NHS website), I've read various forums, and with time I came to a balanced understanding of the process. The closest I came to a sex talk was my dad asking if I was gay (because I've never had a real girlfriend and I have no interest in having children. Turns out I'm Ace, but I feel like that would confuse him too much so I just deflect the question), and my mum doesn't query me on the subject, trusting me to make the right decision.
I wish I had learned about the birds and bees properly LOL, my dad was too nervous to say, my mum mumbled most of it, the teachers gave us pictures of what would only be described as drawn x rays of the downstairs for men and women LOL, I had to learn through adult entertainment and as a teen I was scarred and messed up by the end of it LOL.
We bought that book when my son was growing up,
I remember sitting down with him, and going through the pages, we got to the boy grow into a man page
And my son started really crying, I said what’s the matter, and he said through his tears “I don’t want
A moustache “ 😂😂😂😂😃
Oh bless him! 🤣 I was upset because "I didn't want any hair on my front bottom!" When my mom explained puberty to me lmao!
Omg that so sweet
@@gracehaven5459brilliant 😂😂😂
The only advice my mother gave me was, "Whatever you do make sure it's your idea. Don't let some idiot talk you into something."
That boy in the audience laughing totally hysterical is really precious.
I came here to say the same thing. That kid, and the one sitting next to him, seem to really be having a great time!
For some reason I really hope THIS is how he learned about the birds and the bees 🤣
Sarah wouldn't agree, I suppose ; )
He looks rather young, for a show like this.
What time stamp
It’s so nice to hear another woman say that they don’t want children, and to have people cheer! When I say I don’t want kids people say “you’ll change your mind when you meet the right person”.
It all depends on you
And hear one say they don't like kids. Try saying that one. (actually, it does help when the keep whining at ya.)
Children are not puppies. They are a constantly, annoying, challenging job. And that’s while they are small and can’t talk.
Slytherin666 you may change your mind if you meet the right person, however, you are 100%. People who don’t want children shouldn’t have them. It’s not fair to anyone.
"You may change your mind if you meet the right person" Another common bingo. The 'right person' won't want kids either.
OMG I laughed so hard I cried! My mom's idea of "the talk" was to say "nice girls dont do that before marriage " I had to ask my friends at school what "that" was!
Hi Marie how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. Your comment is funny. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael
I had to stop watching as I’m sitting in a cafe in Westfield’s by myself & people are staring at the crazy woman laughing out loud! Lol
OMG! I'm watching this by myself in a coffeeshop in Toronto, and people look over at me every time I burst out laughing.
torontomame oh snap!! That’s too funny, great minds!!!! I could listen to her all day. 😘😘
Zandy McCulla. It happens to us all pet 😁😁😁.
Two options:
Tell them what you’re watching and they can discover the joys of Sarah too
or
Lean into the crazy until they worry for their safety.
Same here
"The time has come for the old person to die" lmfao lost it so hard right there Flawless timing.
innocent_fugitive and so they did!
Shes so funny and yet comforting. I could chat with her about stuff next to a fire with hot tea and scones and laugh for hours.
I'm binging Sarah's standup videos. So glad this was recommended to me
Don't just binge her stand up stuff (I mean, do of it's on her channel in order to get her better metrics)! Her guest appearances on talk shows and the like are always superb.
U r just a genius. My sense of humour is an outcast as I am a Spanish woman living in Spain. However British humour is what I like, what I understand, what I use and just a few get it. Now I've got u Sarah and I'm happy. I live on my own. No men, no kids, thank you. One hour ago I was free in my bed, I did what you already know and said to myself "Good girl". So satisfying. You are a great teacher of life. Thanks a lot, sweetheart :****
Can anybody else listen to Sarah Millican all day? I mean, she's just soothing and everytime I close my eyes and listen to her, I feel so soothed
Crying with laughter at 1oclock in the morning trying not to wake up my entire household! 😂
I learned by watching baby cows come out of the mom cows. When genetics were explained in a kids show I realized how humans fit like a puzzle, and never asked any questions after that.
When I was about 14, my mother was talking to her friend and commented that my sister was always curious about where babies came from and that she had frank and honest discussions with her. Then she looked at me and said "I don't know where he learned about sex." to which I responded "I learned it in the streets, as God intended".
“Did ya flick through it wi ya mam, did ya?...done that wi ya dad...done that wi ya dad”
Didn't do that with your dad, but my previous fella was fucking ace at it...
I first saw Sarah Millican at The Edinburgh Festival, post divorce, a long time ago. I've never before, nor since, laughed as much - and I saw Billy Connolly in his pomp! - I developed a stitch and the tears were rolling down my face.
I'm a Sandancer, too and her humour is just like my friends'; I know exactly where she's coming from and it's lovely.
graceygrumble I just looked up Sandancer on Wikipedia and there seem to loads of interesting people from South Shields!
@@daglobe I love South Shields and the people and am proud to be a Sandancer and a Geordie, but to be honest, if you look up any town in the UK with a population of 75,000+ people, you'll find lots of interesting people came from there, too.
A lady in our village had 15 kids. The doctor said "Why do you have so many children Mrs Jones?". She said "I think it's something in the Air." Doctor said "Yes, I think it must be your Legs."
The oldies are always the best 😁.
You are right Kathryn. Me and the Mrs have sex nearly every night . . . Nearly on a Monday. . . Nearly on a Tuesday. . . Nearly on a Wednesday. . 😆😆😆😆
Hahaha
LMAO! 😂😂😂
It feels so good to laugh out loud. Sarah, you are a jewel.
I bought that book for my daughter when we're living in the UK. She took it out to all her friends when they were playing and read it to them. I was not popular with the other parents. Luckily I didn't give a toss.😁
Good for you. People need to stop being so prudish with age-appropriate sex education. In fact studies have shown that if you teach children the body parts with the proper names early on it empowers them to be able to report abuse. So in my eyes, the more education and less shame the better!
@C.M. Bright oh but it was okay for the other parents to be judgemental? Gotcha. It was a child taking a book out to her friends, it wasn't a big deal to them but apparently the parents didn't want to answer their questions which is fine but coming and calling me out and expecting me to tell her off was not ok.
@@jillmortlock8439 Good on yas! This is the view I take. I don't like to my kids, if mine blabs the Santa secret, & the other kids are traumatized, that's on their parents for being liars & getting caufght out!
@@jillmortlock8439 It wasn't being judgemental, that's what you're being. Parents shouldn't be pre-empted when it comes to their parenting. You're assuming it wasn't a big deal to the children, as that was never stated, and you also assume the parents "didn't want to answer their questions" as there is no indication questions were even being asked. You have no problem with the perpetrator saying they didn't give a toss however, that's a good example for her daughter to follow.
Parents should should show extra responsibility when other children are involved. If you can't be bothered barring access to your R rated or PGR movie collection, then expect negative fallout from parents after a sleepover results in their kids having nightmares for months.
@@ExternalInputs perhaps you should use some perspective. Do you know this book? Have you read it? I'll give you perspective. My daughter who is now 35 had her first child at 32, has always been employed, is a generous, tolerant and kind human (ditto her 21 year old sister) who is purchasing her first home with her partner. They are both able and do talk to me about pretty much anything including sex. Both had friends whose parents did not want them to talk to them about sex and both had friends who got pregnant at school. My daughter showing her friends a book written by a therapist for young children was NOT a huge drama. I was not showing children xrated movies, that is a something YOU decided to add so that you could puff up your outrage. Stop putting out lies.
I'm so happy she uploading to youtube!
Omg that book by Claire Rainer was priceless. Sarah you always make me feel better. You are Hilarious.
Oh my goodness, my Mum brought this book for me from the Early Learning Centre when I was around 4. I grabbed it off the shelf and she didn't look inside it. It was confiscated by my dad that evening due to the graphic pictures!!
😂😂😂
Lol as if a 4yr old could be messed up seeing anatomical pictures of body parts
I've got tears in my eyes from laughing.......🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Oh my goodness, you are simply the best! And I love the fact that you are childfree by choice!!
4:47 I want to hear David Attenborough read this 😂
He would use animals as examlpes.....not as fun..
There is a play that's a bit like that. I wish I could remember the name but my ex was in it at community theater...there was ongoing narration meant to be attenborough esc
Love your work. Makes my day. If im feeling crappy you always make me laugh and feel better about myself
Can't get enough of her. Who can. She's brilliant
Sarah, you are a special person the way you are able to weave your stories into rip roaring comedy. I am from the USA and a fan now.
I child-proofed my house,
but they still get in.
I discovered Sarah just playing on TH-cam and I love her comedy! Thank you for all the laughs and insights. Keep them coming!
I am going through some tough times with my mom right now. I have to say your shock factor humor has kept me sane. Thank you.
Hello Sara! Avery from Georgia, USA here. You are my favorite comic personality. I bloody love you. You never fail to make me laugh and one day, if you ever tour the USA, I hope to see you live!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
I really love how she states she doesn’t like kids! Some will just upright tell you you’re inhumane for that, and I think it’s insane. It also doesn’t matter that you used to be a child to have to be accepting of kids behaviors.
I dislike children too
I was watching a documentary concerning the January 6 Insurrection and couldn't take it anymore. Thankfully, I found this post. You go girl!
Hope you had a nice Christmas Sarah .... Hands down, you are my all time favorite comedian. Thank you.
"A special uncle" lol
Love you, you've got a cracking sense of humour, pet❣️❣️❣️
She is a real comedian she earned my subscribe 👌🤣
My was a magical treasure box that I have between my thighs.
And I must never let the pirates get to it.
Thanks, mom. ಥ‿ಥ
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
The pirates are also after your booty.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@arisucheddar3097 it's pronounces 'yer'
Hmm kannada letters in your smiley
I adore Sarah. I discovered her many years ago on QI. A great comedian.
I learned about 'the act' from comedians. I was 25 before I realized that I shouldn't be pleased that it all ended with the girl laughing.
New Message awww
Badumm Tsh!
"So they do." Oh my God. 😂
Watching in bed at night.. just woke my husband up because I'm laughing so much! He thinks I've gone crazy.
Love you Sarah......you are just what life these days need....a,good laugh xxx Lee
That wasn’t a double standard, it was a lesson, Sarah. The jaw has the highest contraction strength of any muscle in the body, if I’m remembering correctly. She was teaching that anything that anything that really SHOULD NOT be there... can and WILL be bitten off.
Hands up all the women who do NOT want kids...👍👍👍👍👍you are not alone, we are out there, why are we deemed odd, as far as I’m concerned we are the sane ones!!!!!!!!!
If ever you change your mind, you can come and take mine!!!!!
I read ''Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* (but were afraid to ask) at a babysitting job when I was 12, in installments, the chapter on Homosexuality was very informative but full of glaring errors that I later discovered to my chagrin.
Hey, I know you from all the QI videos!
And I just learned a new word, chagrin, never read it before, thanks for that!
Don't tell me, it said gays would be good at offering fashion tips but instead they fucked you. (thanks Frankie Boyle)
A friend of mine recently had a baby and I thought it would be nice to buy the baby a gift. I couldn't decide whether to buy it a toy or a pet, so opted for a combination of the two. I bought the baby a rattlesnake.
Someone has been watching Milton Jones.
Lol! Suddenly I feel lucky my mum only got my son a kitten (no litter pan, no food, never been to a vet, raging eye infection kitten) as a gift the day we brought his newborn sister home from the hospital.
@@TheVeggiekat what happened to the kitten,,?
Jessica J 😄 Her first few weeks were shaky but after several vet visits and numerous flea dips she grew into a beautiful cat who hated everyone except for my son.
🤣😂
Couldn't sleep and am now grateful for insomnia..
My parents had a rule that you couldn't go on your first date until you explained to them where babies come from. I'm the youngest of four kids and was eagerly waiting for my turn. When the first date was set, I asked my mother when she wanted my answer. She told me she was too old to learn anything new about sex.
“Paragraph above death” 😂
When my mum approached the subject, I stopped her. “I know that stuff. I looked it up in the encyclopedia (World Book).”
Yeah, this was a really long time ago. Thank God. Cannot imagine what I’d find today. 😳
I love her accent😊😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁 can't stop laughing n crying wit tears hehe shes so funney🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
"I am a paragraph above nap"; Death🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always love listening to Sarah!
another brilliant video, thank you
Great show
brilliant... I can enjoy one of my favourite lady comedians. x
Christ. Cried laughing at this !!
Now my cheeks hurt! Thank you!
Love Sarah. Have to say as an auld fecker, I do miss proper TV - a play, a sitcom, stand ups. Now its wall to wall reality and game shows. Absolute shoite.
You watch TV in between naps?!
@@annother3350 Be a bit difficult doing it the other way?
@@buonafortuna8928 Maybe less shite though?
As a young woman, so do I. TV is dead.
Thanks a bunch for sharing your wonderful humour!
An absolute delight 😂😂❤️❤️
I’m so glad to have found you! Hilarious.
Your delivery of the end of the book!
I love the way she says this bit, i don’t know why, i just do! 0:28
My mum bought me that book when I was little.
Same! I clicked on this video immediately because I recognised its cover.
I wonder if my Mum still has my copy...
You always make me laugh so hard. I wish I could go to one of your shows, but I'm in the States.
She was always a favorite guest of mine on QI. She makes my face and sides hurt the next day because I smiled and laughed too much!
@@daviddou1408, you got me! I'm actually Stephen Fry. I use this screen name to avoid crazy fans.
@@daviddou1408 Sandi! Why didn't you tell me? Well, I guess I didn't tell you, either...
@@daviddou1408 I spent all day trying to come up with a joke about beards (meaning the people gay people date to appear straight because society sucks and can't handle the fact that homosexuals exist) that wouldn't come across as offensive, but couldn't. But that's where my mind went when I read the word "beard".
One of our best comedians. I would really like to see Sarah and Peter Kay together on stage. I think it would be a classic pairing.
😂😂 I saw this book in a charity book shop last month.
Bloody brilliant!!! X
First time watcher, great bit.
Hysterical! Can't sleep after that!
I havena Laughed So Hard In Such a LONG TIME!!!!! I almost weeed myself!!!
Had No Choice but to Sub!
Hi honey how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael
Laughed so much I had an asthma attack!!! 😂🤣
That excerpt is some of the grimmest poetry I've ever heard.
Thanks, Sarah, so I'm not the only one that hasn't got kids, don't like them and don't want them! Sisters United!
That clip of the book at the end 1000% described my Grandmother who's going on 93...
"I'm just waiting for Jesus to bring me home, one day at a time"
Lol
I hope I get to see her live one day
This was on tv, tell you what what a great way to end 2019.
I found a copy of 'Wicked Willy' at home. I think someone had bought my Mam it. I didn't even know what grown up willies looked like until then xx
Sarah, you are amazing. I love to listen to you :****
Love all your videos sarah ... and guess what ... am from south shields too haha x
I’m with you Sarah. Me and my missus (27 years now) never wanted kids either. I just don’t see the point!
Same as marriage actually
Omg. The book!!! At the end, I'm 64 now
That lady in the audience’s face at 2:28 🤣
Can't tell if it's the accent or the comady but I love her
I think it's both...
“im glad you’ve left your kids at home where they fucking belong”
5:18 CHILD SPOTTED 💀
Sarah I can't wait for you to come to Chicago. Please come here soon.
Laughs from San Diego, CA. ✌
Double standards Mam gave her Broccoli 😂😂
I've never been told the birds and the bees. I just learned about sex at school.
My parents didn't speak a word about sex. They've come to realise that I'm naturally curious and will learn on my own, so they left me to it for just about everything really. I've looked at reputable sources (like the NHS website), I've read various forums, and with time I came to a balanced understanding of the process.
The closest I came to a sex talk was my dad asking if I was gay (because I've never had a real girlfriend and I have no interest in having children. Turns out I'm Ace, but I feel like that would confuse him too much so I just deflect the question), and my mum doesn't query me on the subject, trusting me to make the right decision.
My mom used this book with me and her biggest piece of advice: "Make sure when you do it, you have a towel under you or you'll ruin your sheets."
How much are these poor virgins bleeding jesus christ. If its that dry down their the guy should fucking stop
It's refreshing g to listen to a female comedian , love it
Love it Sarah, the show......LOL
I wish I had learned about the birds and bees properly LOL, my dad was too nervous to say, my mum mumbled most of it, the teachers gave us pictures of what would only be described as drawn x rays of the downstairs for men and women LOL, I had to learn through adult entertainment and as a teen I was scarred and messed up by the end of it LOL.
Oh my gosh 😳I'm a paragraph above death as well . Blooming heck thanks for that x
I got to know this birds and the bees from The Durrells! Series 3 episode 1.
Love your since of humor
Sarah, you are wonderful!