Nah, see, to untransfigured humans all this would read as "meow meow meow meow meowwwww" We've been magically familiarized with the language of our new species🐈⬛ them hermetic cat-sorcerers thought of everything (Could've thrown in the other cat skills and instincts as well, but alas)
Genuinely, sometimes giving up all my aspirations in life in exchange for being turned into a house cat seems like a fair trade... sleeping most of the day in comfort, having all my needs taken care of and being cute seems like a decent life.
0:23 was an incredibly powerful pointing gesture and, with that, I know not to cross you again my scepticism >.< The crystal magic was real the whole time and now I am a cat ^_^
the fact that i started watching this and immediately wanted to meow- help- great video! still one of my all time favorite ASMRtists (you remind me of my elementary/middle school best friend in the best way)
Two things: 1. Lets not test the throwing thing. My human instincts were pretty poor so I can only assume my cat instincts would be similarly inadequate. 2. Thank you for freeing me from bills and work, I will not show any further appreciation, as I am a cat and cat contract dictates I show general indifference to positive things given to me.
(To Stephen Sondheim's "Everybody ought to have a maid.") Now you have been made into her cat. Now your human frame has been transmogrified, turned into a moggy and plied with a catnip mouse... Oh, oh, padding round her kitchen sniffing around the dustbin seeking a rat. Oh, oh, isn't it so delightful? Sleeping all day. The life of a cat!
*Witch transforms me into a persian cat. The same witch seeing that i'm living the best time of my life, with no worries or bills to pay, only eating, sleeping and purring.
_meow_ (if I had a nickel for each time I've been turned into a cat on this channel. I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice)
I always love videos like this! I kinda think cats are my domestic spirit animal while the elephant is my wild spirit animal. I just love kitties and I love the videos where you treat us like we're cats. Good thing i'm a cat in this video though, all that throwing me around would be abuse rather than annoyance LOL *licks his fur* *MEOW* :P
You know, I do often like snoozing off to the side most of the time and will accept affection on my own terms and am pretty quiet, so being a cat makes sense. Idk about being thrown across the room though, maybe lightly toss me onto the bed as a game and I'll gladly cuddle you when you want in return. I'll be much happier tbh 🐱
Well now im a cat so user your people hands to open my food cans, clean my litter box, rub my tummy, lavish attention on me, and I am just indifferent the whole time. Also, i dont have to pay bills 💰 🤑 WINNING! 🎉LOL
How do you keep a straight face while making these videos? the absurd things you would have me CACKLING. Also how do you come up with the theme of these videos?
I must thank youtube for always showing you first whenever I open youtube after you upload a new vid💖I was just thinking about you sleepy, since it’s nighttime here😂good night 17:30 KITTY FACE😭💖
"I turned you into a cat." and "You will never bully me again." are contradictory statements.
"Never bully you again? Ma'am, let me explain how cat works"
@@magrildz😂😂😂 too true
I'm not locked om here with you, you are locked in here with MEOW.
we should've all locked in and just meowed in the comments
all time comment section fumbles 🙂↔️
Nah, see, to untransfigured humans all this would read as "meow meow meow meow meowwwww"
We've been magically familiarized with the language of our new species🐈⬛ them hermetic cat-sorcerers thought of everything
(Could've thrown in the other cat skills and instincts as well, but alas)
We are. You can just understand it because you're a cat
can you imyagine an imyaginyary menyagerie myanagyer imyagining myanyaging an imyaginyary menyagerie
meow
"I'm not gonna make you a vegan cat."
Thank God she's not insane...
Well, SHE is still vegan…. So, Jury’s out
I was always a cat. You just never noticed.
Edit: pulling my whiskers? Throwing me across the room?
I can see why I peed on your purse.
"And will pee again"
So now I'm a cat, its acceptable for me to sleep for 14 hours a day. I see this as an absolute win.
until she throws you accross the room
and pulls on your whiskers...
@@sukatidia small price to pay for the luxury of constant sleep and zero responsibilities
Meow. Meow, meow, meow.
Purr... purr... purr... purr....
It's all fun and games until I learn how to use my paws on the computer and make a callout post about how much she throws me around the house
Genuinely, sometimes giving up all my aspirations in life in exchange for being turned into a house cat seems like a fair trade... sleeping most of the day in comfort, having all my needs taken care of and being cute seems like a decent life.
And using the bathroom without having to wipe
"And you're never gonna bully me again"
But I'm a cat?
You turned me into a cat?
YOUR cat?
And I don't have to work and pay bills ever again?
Life is good again
"You're gonna turn me into one of those fat and useless contented house cats." ~ Thackery Binx
@@LethalSaliva gotta love Hocus Pocus
No responsibilities, 24/7 sleep, free food, rent free living, scritches, AND you rule the entire household?
Bet.
0:23 was an incredibly powerful pointing gesture and, with that, I know not to cross you again my scepticism >.< The crystal magic was real the whole time and now I am a cat ^_^
Finally, no more tax obligations 😼
Off topic, but you have such a beautiful smile. It genuinely makes me feel good.
it's still messed up that you turned me into a cat
11:30 omg I do that constantly lmao. people don't even ask if I'm okay anymore because they just know
11:27 gotta love saying ow when things I wear get hit, not affecting my body
the fact that i started watching this and immediately wanted to meow- help-
great video! still one of my all time favorite ASMRtists (you remind me of my elementary/middle school best friend in the best way)
«I can throw you across the room» calm it Alinity
No one talking about the cat at the end being so cute is criminal (16:47)
2024 Sleepy gave us only bangers, 2025 Sleepy is doing the same and it just started. All hail our Tingle Goddess (lol)
why her glasses always that clean, mine get oiled every fucking seconde
Note to self: turn bullies into my cats :D win win
I love this, is it bad I’d love a dog version even more? 😭
I demand a dog version!
Two things: 1. Lets not test the throwing thing. My human instincts were pretty poor so I can only assume my cat instincts would be similarly inadequate. 2. Thank you for freeing me from bills and work, I will not show any further appreciation, as I am a cat and cat contract dictates I show general indifference to positive things given to me.
Hello! I have been watching your channel for a while. It honestly helps me relax and get to sleep. Thank you!
Plot twist: We are literally just a random cat that wandered in through an open window and sleepy has confused us for another person
i haven't missed a single video of yours since i subscribed to you almost a year ago :) THANK YOU for the tingles and comfort 💗
1:36 damn she makes me smile 😭
I see zero red flags with this arrangement. Biscuit time all day long.
the cat glasses make me feel like she's mocking me ☠☠
meow is she saying? all I hear is meow meow meow meow meow astrology meow meow meow meow. 5:14 ah now you are speaking my language.
7:00 wait I'm actually a capricorn STOP
(To Stephen Sondheim's "Everybody ought to have a maid.")
Now you have been made into her cat.
Now your human frame has been transmogrified,
turned into a moggy and plied
with a catnip mouse...
Oh, oh, padding round her kitchen
sniffing around the dustbin
seeking a rat.
Oh, oh, isn't it so delightful?
Sleeping all day.
The life of a cat!
Now I really wanna see what your version of dog asmr would be
Especially accurate video for me personally. Big dubs
Can't wait for the come back video "Girl with NO boundaries saves you (ur a cat) (asmr)" or "Librarian adopts new cat (you) (asmr)"
Where can I find a creative, fun, adorable woman like this?
I was thinking “hey that’s a horse brush” and I’m glad you confirmed it so Ik I’m not crazy lol
I wish I could speak so I could tell her that I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement :C
Why do your eyes look so perfect?!
This is really so good 😌 ❤
Everytime i see a bright light flash i feel phanum taxed. Like where did you goooooo
cat language: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!
Normal language: YOU BETTER TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL NOW!!
I wish ts was true, no more insomnia, no more soul crushing work, no more annoying shi, just meow meow
I may be dating myself, but I am reminded of the film "Cat People" from the 80s. And now I have "Maneater" by Hall and Oates playing my my mind's ear.
My cat is called Luno.
I rescued him from a chase and brought him to my house
Luno's lore
*Witch transforms me into a persian cat.
The same witch seeing that i'm living the best time of my life, with no worries or bills to pay, only eating, sleeping and purring.
after all these years, i was not skeptical of crystals... only fearful.
_meow_ (if I had a nickel for each time I've been turned into a cat on this channel. I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice)
"Meow" -cat me, circa 2 hours into your deep sleep.
I always love videos like this! I kinda think cats are my domestic spirit animal while the elephant is my wild spirit animal. I just love kitties and I love the videos where you treat us like we're cats.
Good thing i'm a cat in this video though, all that throwing me around would be abuse rather than annoyance LOL *licks his fur* *MEOW* :P
Even as a cat I'm still a capricorn ... I mean meow!
I wish you the best things for the year to come you monster of cuteness! (a french admirer) Nice braids by the way ☺️
You know, I do often like snoozing off to the side most of the time and will accept affection on my own terms and am pretty quiet, so being a cat makes sense. Idk about being thrown across the room though, maybe lightly toss me onto the bed as a game and I'll gladly cuddle you when you want in return. I'll be much happier tbh 🐱
I feel like this is Softly Galoshes’ Ophelia in an AU
Waiting for the return of Ophelia.
She plays this character so well that sometimes I genuinely wonder if she's actually this psycho lol
My name is Crystal and pretend to be a cat girl on the internet daily this video was practically made for me 😂
No more college no more studying 💯💯 just meow
No work, no stress AND free food? I mean sign me up!
A cat?! I didn't want to be a cat. I wanted to be a dog! That way I can get all the tummy rubs I desire🐶. Turn me into a dog, please! 🥺 **whines**
The pointing and being thrown across the room 😂😂😂
Is this transmogrification ability one of the perks of working at the library?
My salem arc begins now
this has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever
good lord this one is powerful, one of your best for sure gg
This would of been the perfect video for snowball...❤❤❤😊😊😊
Am I supposed to be attracted to this?! Did I just learn something about myself?! This is enough TH-cam for me, today. Thank you and goodnight.
Alternative title: Crazy cat scientist runs cat experiments on you.
So I talked to the crazy cat lady that turns you into a cat.
She turned me into a cat.
Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeoemwoemwomrwoemwoemeoememwoemeow
Eownerowmeowmeowm
(Translation: I ate the chair)
30 seconds is crazy
I’m liking this crazy old cat lady asmr
As always just the right amount of unhinged LMAO
From coconut to cat, I'm evolving!
I have recently been told that I react to things like a cat… I guess this video is perfect for me😭
We're going to serve you as your private military cat army 🫡
This is all I have ever want and more
Meow
Does this mean I can inspect your freckles more closely? I see this as a win.
Oh no meo meow, MEOW?! 🙀
i love your cute videos!!!
Yay no more work! Now I can just make biscuits and sleep all day =^w^=
Well now im a cat so user your people hands to open my food cans, clean my litter box, rub my tummy, lavish attention on me, and I am just indifferent the whole time. Also, i dont have to pay bills 💰 🤑
WINNING! 🎉LOL
Thank you. As a cat my chances of surviving the apocalypse have multiplied ten fold.😸
What apocalypse wth u smoking 🙏😭
@Sechmanhunter You'll soon know
@@stranger3131 what u believe God is coming back in 2025😭🙏
*starts purring loudly*
When you said you were gonna turn me into a cat, I was thinking a 120M CAT motor grader
Frozen in day off from work. Cozy blanket cute asmr lady. Banana bread candle flickering. Slow cooking stew for dinner. Great day today
There are banana bread scented candles????
"miaw miaw mia miawwwww" is just in my head lol
The purring on mic ^-^ 17:02
I'm already a cat because i can actually meow like an actual cat sounds and talks to my two pet cats
How do you keep a straight face while making these videos? the absurd things you would have me CACKLING. Also how do you come up with the theme of these videos?
7:40 Wait a moment, was that the mean kitty song? I perked up faster than being tossed yarn 🧶
_little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite_
Turning someone into a cat is so evil 😥
this is ideal actually
purrfect video for the skeptic friends
Mah-rwaaaahhh 😺
Purr
Has anyone ever told you you give off both Cozy and Silly Vibes?
I NEED that plushie omfg :3
looks like im taking a nice nap mid work
I must thank youtube for always showing you first whenever I open youtube after you upload a new vid💖I was just thinking about you sleepy, since it’s nighttime here😂good night
17:30 KITTY FACE😭💖
oh my gosh perfect timing its 3am and im trying to sleep 🤯
being a cat is all i want in life, we're so back