WatchGame and Minecraft: Do NOT dig straight down. You will fall in lava. Me : (Digs Straight down and finds Diamonds) Seriously? Minecraft you must be kidding me.
me who has played for over 8 years, has a full set of netherite armor, has beaten the ender dragon and wither 30 times, has 10 stacks of diamonds, and still does some of these:
@@Radon-220 there’s just a really low chance you run into lava when you using straight down. Sure the new caves and cliffs makes fall damage a problem but if you are smart about it, it’s completely safe to dig straight down
Breaking a chest a noob!?? HA YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME IM BREAKING A CHEST SO I CAN TAKE THE THINGS INSIDE OF IT MORE FAST AND BONUS CHEST!!! THINK CLEVER BOIII
Bruh, when i started minecraft my thoughts is that minecraft is a game where u can build houses and stuffs thats all But bruh imagine a game where u will just throw items and mobs in the lava *b r u h*
how it probably was: Anna: ok! lets get dirt to make the best house ever!! Anna when the house is complete: OH A SHEEP! Sheep: no no PLEASE NO Anna: dont worry! JUST COME HERE TO THE HOUSE *YES OR YES* Sheep: (tries to run from her) Anna: yay!!! i have a kidnasheep
Killing Sheep is fine if you want mutton. Full Volume is alright if you turn down your speaker’s volume. BREAKING A CHEST GIVES YOU THE ITEMS FASTER DIAMOND HOES BREAK LEAVES AND HAY BALES FASTER ……
Literally everyone at the first time seeing desert pyramid: Falls for it
Yeah
@@williamsprakties6523 not me
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current subs 1700
I didn't even know Desert Pyramids existed (or structures in general) back then until I come across a village and a desert pyramid nearby.
😅😂
Fun Fact: every pro was once a noob.
true
Can confirm
true
Not really
Me who had watched 8 years of mc yt vids before buying/playing the game
Yep. Especially that falling for hoaxes one.
1:22 not sleeping is op for exp
Yeah when i dont sleep in minecraft its that im mining deep underground without knowing of time or fighting mobs for loot and exp
holy frick why does this have so many likes
2:15
Speedrunners One-Cycling the Dragon: "Am I a joke to you?"
Me: one cycling players on servers
Food? Trust me when theres no food around you will eat anything.
Other than spider eyes, they are just straight up useless for eating. At least you can run and heal eating rotten flesh.
@@marthekirby2596 Spider eyes don't give much hunger but are as good as golden carrots for saturation, so they're actually a really good food source.
I got stuck eating berry and dried kelp
playing with full volume of minecraft.
me: reduces PC volume to 20.
for me it 6
I use 10.
I play at like 75, but I turn it down to 20 while I'm recording or I get an echo. I need a new headset 😂
*Big Brain*
@@kjcomputer Kinda same...
Sometimes you have no choice and need to eat the rotten flesh
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Ya
I know that you have to cook food, but sometimes I just don’t have time
You can do your stuff while the food cooks.
You don't have to stare at the furnace
@@bobtheanimator8353 or you could find apples and other stuff that doesn’t need cooking so you don’t have to get coal at night when you run out
just brun the animals with flint and steel and you will get cooked food
Everyone: Don't craft a diamond hoe
∞ IQ: Buy a diamond hoe for like 5 emeralds
But it's still useful if you put the fortune enchantment
I have 5 diamond hoe at my survival world
0:30 I actually didn’t sprint for 2 YEARS until I noticed...
Mine diamonds with stone pickaxe
"We have all been here"
75% all
I haven't. Im that guy on the server who watched tutorials b4 playing Minecraft😂😎
never mined with a stone one, but did with a gold one 😂
never did i just know that iron is better than stone so i used that to know
i realized u need iron pick before i even found diamonds, so never had that mistake
I mined diamond with iron pickaxe first time but I mined iron with wooden pickaxe
WatchGame and Minecraft: Do NOT dig straight down. You will fall in lava.
Me : (Digs Straight down and finds Diamonds) Seriously? Minecraft you must be kidding me.
Me in bedrock edition mobile:
There is no falling into lava
Maybe there is lower chance to fall in lava in BE and higher chance in JAVA
JAVA or LAVA
@@pinkngreen java edition
@@granger4117 just kidding
@@granger4117 no it’s just matter of lucky
0:57
"Eating rotten flesh"
Me, with a milk: i do not have such weaknesses
2:12
soo we can just ignore the fact that 38% of noobs managed to get to the end!?!?
and 2:18
35% of noobs also managed to get elytra!?
I died in The end void when I first got my hands on the elytra
@@tbsam1041
F
@tb sam F
We are a pro now but we should never forget every pro was once a noob.
What's wrong with using a default skin?
Gold pickaxe is actually OP but it doesn’t last very long so I recommend diamond pickaxe
Unbreaking wants to know your location
@@c-gamerz9594 mending also
Unbreaking: *hello*
Im not a noob,but I eat rotten flesh in emergency
So your calling me a noob for killing sheep for a bed
Yes
Killing sheep can give you meat and no one has iron at start so don't know why this guy think killing sheep is being noob.
1:22
"not sleeping"
Every single speedrunners :
Manhunts:
Pros who break chest: Am I a joke to you?
Ikr
@@Raf1507 I always break chest because sometimes I'm in a hurry lol
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forget you angry pilins!
I break chests so that I can gain a chest for my own storage use at home
Being a pro/noob aint about looks, its about the skills
95% of noobs played with full volume
Me a guy whose been playing since 2012 with full volume :sweats nurvesly
Noob dig straight down: lava
Dream dig straight down: stronghold +end portal room
0:12 digging straight down is something Dream does a lot on his manhunt videos
true but its one way to escape death
Yeah,1.17 is going to get him on half of hearts a lot of times I just know it
me who has played for over 8 years, has a full set of netherite armor, has beaten the ender dragon and wither 30 times, has 10 stacks of diamonds, and still does some of these:
Noob Mistake : Not Cooking Food
Me Who Is Playing Minecraft From 3 Years : 😶😶😶
1:32 Spoiler is Misspelled
ah, yes, *spolter*
noobs: break spawners
speedrunners: also break spawners
speedrunners: so this vid says we're actually noob?
loll
when i was playing for the first time i tried to craft something random
True, trying to shape something like a gun made of iron or remembering the pattern of crafting tnt is just stuck in my head.
😄😄
When I played it first time. I even don't even know how to place or use blocks.
I didn't know what redstone did before. I couldn't even make a simple redstone light up!
@@Jhanlie16 same
B4 I got minecraft, I knew there would be a lot of mistakes I would make. So I watched tutorials, and ultimately skipped the noob stage
yeah me too
Freaking legend
Noob: sleep in nether= set spawn
Average: never sleep in the nether
Pro/netheriter: Hahahha netherite go brrrrrr
He he gold farm go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Haha wool and wood go brrrrrrr.
I never was a noob. I learn all of Minecraft before I even brought it.
same lol
same lol
thats... not how it works.
we alway need to practice all knowledge about minecraft
Actually building a dirt at your first day is good
it saves materials
2:52 redstone and lapis tools is cursed
they are in mods
some non-noobs eat raw food for convenience
Making a dirt house is actually smarter because it can’t burn. Anyone who doesn’t realize that are the real noobs
Yea
Cobblestone also doesn’t burn and has a very good explosion resistance and immunity to Ghast’s fireballs
And Obsidian House
Noobs: digging straight down is safe
Average players: digging straight down is dangerous
Experts: digging straight down is safe
It's safe alright with armor and skill
@@Radon-220 there’s just a really low chance you run into lava when you using straight down. Sure the new caves and cliffs makes fall damage a problem but if you are smart about it, it’s completely safe to dig straight down
Actually, sleeping in the nether is what pros do to find ancient debris ^^
Oh and why do you need an overworld spawner for XP when you have an XP farm in The End
U suppose to edit comment
😁 Sweet! But how do you do explode the bed, without killing yourself?!
@@frostybootz place 3 block in between your legs and bed and sleep boom rich
Breaking a chest a noob!??
HA YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME
IM BREAKING A CHEST SO I CAN TAKE THE THINGS INSIDE OF IT MORE FAST AND BONUS CHEST!!!
THINK CLEVER BOIII
This is what speedrunners do, and speedrunners aren’t usually noob
I am a noob, How to mine diamonds?
YE your smart!
@@chrisafton4883 get iron pickaxe
@@Joe-rx2lq Thanks
2:08 I’d rather live than making an XP farm
Enchanting table?
Just put torches on the spawner
1:56
But what about trapped chests
Just open it! Its not like someone made it a trapped chest to explode you!
@@anawesomepet they did
*Modded players: Guess I'm a noob*
😂 When i was a noob, i trought that you need to throw all your items, mobs, and blocks to the lava 😂😂
Same
Why? Why did you think that
Bruh, when i started minecraft my thoughts is that minecraft is a game where u can build houses and stuffs thats all
But bruh imagine a game where u will just throw items and mobs in the lava *b r u h*
@@Silent_Death_0 because i spawned near a lava hole, and on these time i haved 5 years
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: **sees the first 2 cards**
Also me: "Guess I'm a noob."
“Not Destroying End Crystals”
Speedrunners : Am I a noob to u
2:20 golden items : dont let those shiny ingots fool you
also diamonds: am i a joke to you
You’re so close to 100k subs! Keep up the great work!
"getting too emotional"
"being too friendly"
*blinks*
I don't understand this guy, how can he say that if you play creative it means you're a noob
Yeah I love creative when new updates come I like to check them out
he said not using commands at creative
1:06 killing vilagers: it looks at among us
Lol
AMONG US
AMONGUS
I remember in 2012 I made a dirt house and I kidnapped a sheep and trapped it in there
Ok lol
how it probably was:
Anna: ok! lets get dirt to make the best house ever!!
Anna when the house is complete: OH A SHEEP!
Sheep: no no PLEASE NO
Anna: dont worry! JUST COME HERE TO THE HOUSE *YES OR YES*
Sheep: (tries to run from her)
Anna: yay!!! i have a kidnasheep
Admit it,we used to like this when we started playing Minecraft
Me
Some of them
Me : Digging straight down
Also me 5 seconds later :
*"No lava?"*
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0% of noobs do this:
Pro stuff
Noobs eat pufferfish, but how do noobs get pufferfish?
Fishing
phisher
0:30 using a default skin is not a noob mistake!!l
@@grimyketchup9849 it is
56% of noobs break a chest
fsg speedrunners: so I'm a noob?
.
Not breaking End crystal
speedrunner : am i joke you ?
Actually every speedrun that I saw involves destroying the ender crystals
I always make sure I am well prepared for fighting in the end and leave the stronghold bricks
Playing with full volume and leaving default video settings
95%
Bruh, i do this
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2:20 How can a noob get Elytra anyway?
Yeah, they need to get it in the end
Its a noob not a newbie i guess
If they are noob how can they get to the nether and place beds??
Nether portal ruins
Video: *playing at full volume.*
Me: Noob®: Tradition since 1886.
Not breaking end crystals
Speedruner: what did u just say?
Breaking a chest is useful on speedrunning
2:42 WatchData:Dont craft diamond hoes!
Minecraft 1.16:Am I a joke to you?
Alert: Gold tools Break easier than wood tools or other tools.
Alert: LAPIS LAZULI and REDSTONE tools does not exist!
But gold tools mine faster than netherite
@@uda_wolf0961 Shut Up!
But Gold Tools are broke easier than other tools.
Netherite mine fastest than gold.
Not as -er than. It's -est
@@braindots2.054 gold is faster
@@NoOne-fx3bj It's not faster, It's fastest
gold tools are the fastest but netherite is more durable
1:55
Me, who breaks chest to get the stuff faster: *You wouldn’t understand*
"At least turn down the music to 50%"
I willingly have it set to 100% while every other sound is down to 75%.
fire spreads and... you know . lag increases
2:26 Just to let you know, golden pickaxe is 0.1 second faster in breaking block than diamond pickaxe but it's also breaking itself faster
its also faster than netherite pickaxe
@@user4333_ woah
@@Eldin09 Don't forget mending :D
Gold has also enhanced enchantability (can be enchanted more than diamond. Not sure about netherite)
Out of all my minecraft playing, I have never died by digging straight down.
Me too.. But i ALMOST died.
Same
Dude, there’s lava tho
“Breaking a chest” skywars players: *i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
I am not a noob I have been playing Minecraft since 2014 but I still dig straight down because I know I can MLG or if there is lava use the door trick
1:22 Noobs believe up in herobrine
World: So you’ve just insulted all of us?????
Bruh it just a texture pack
Watchgame: Use default skin
Me: Really everyone first time had default skin
First I thought gold tools are more powerful than iron tools
(From Netherite) "Hello, you're looking at me."
my sis thinks that still
Dirt houses could just be starter houses
Yes or just dig a hole in a mountain and hide
Yes
Me: *makes house in underground*
I would usually hide in a literal tree if I don't have a bed
@@tbsam1041 and be a *monke*
Me: seeing making gold tools
Me again: gold picks and shovels have one of the fastest mining speeds in minecraft
But they are even get broken faster than wood tools
And they dont mine useful ores like diamonds, redstone, etc
NONE OF THESE MAKE SENSE ok well a few of them do but MOST OF THESE DON"T MAKE SENCE
i mean its true
and if your really hungry you can eat rotten flesh and not cooked food
@@saturday5938 ik THAT'S WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY
He just said that these are some noob mistakes he must be saving the right tips for a different video
DUDE ROTTEN FLESH IS MY FAVORITE FOOD coz its cheaper with zombie xp farm
"Breaking a chest"
Me who uses it in Skywars to have more time: *Maybe I am a noob.*
Same
I dont I just
Take the loot out in skywars not break it
@@KIZZFIZZ break chest is fast to get loot
Why would a noob need to worry about catching their house on fire if it was made of dirt?
1:43 what if i need food from sheep?
make a sheep farm problem solved
So they can breed
Fun fact:The dying with elytra is so rare to happen because noobs can't even get one
True
All of this sometimes does pro, but for fun
But even notch himself said hero brine was real but it isn’t now
Someone in TH-cam made a video of minecraft and added something: in the old minecraft beta players said that they saw herobrine
@@prishanigale4804 yes exactly so hero brine once existed but now it doesn’t
Dotsktskgsoddpg
Killing Sheep is fine if you want mutton.
Full Volume is alright if you turn down your speaker’s volume.
BREAKING A CHEST GIVES YOU THE ITEMS FASTER
DIAMOND HOES BREAK LEAVES AND HAY BALES FASTER
……
Not breaking end crystals = Noob
Pro speed runners: HEY!!!!
when you're playing for 10 years and you realise you do 80% of these...
Watchdata: Killing your pet is a noob move
Dream in his speedruns: Not all dummy
Fact:everyone got into the nether aren't noob anymore
Not every noob build dirt some times people are just lazy
Everyone rage quits if they lost their diamonds to the lava
I dont
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa163 legends
Keep inventory: i am inevitable
“Rage quitting is never ok!” Me, looking at a game with too many ads (counts because I got angry about ads after EVERY. SINGLE. THING.)
2:43 anyone can make hoe of diamond/netherite after they are rich you cant say them noob
Agreed
Just for the "serious dedication" achievement
1:24
Not sleeping
Me who doesn't sleep to get more time mining, building and adventuring: maybe I'm a *noob*
The first time I played mc was like 7 yrs ago I was just 4 back then
fun fact: lapis is the most plentiful ore.
Me, who still hasn't found lapis on SMP: smh
Also me, who has several stacks of *lapis blocks* in my singleplayer: _agreement_