When the guy said 50s., 60s, 70s. I was about to comment “WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON?” But then he added “80s too, because of Michael Jackson” jajajajaj
@@ram5.743 No, but I have lived in Nuuk before. Now I live in Upernavik, very small town. I once moved from Upernavik when I was 10 years old, moved back last month as a 26 year old.
That's awesome ! Greenland is an interesting country, such a big land mass, but only a tiny population. I remember when I was a child being fascinated by it when I saw it on a world map. Is it even possible to fly there direct from Canada for example? It seems like the only flights are from Denmark or Iceland. I wonder what Greenland people think about this sudden burst of publicity ?
Chris Layne - he’s a great guy but unfortunately he’s a victim of fake news CNN/ABC/CBS/NBC/PBS so he hates Trump, the greatest American President of our lifetime. 😆
@@ryanjones9498 there is a 70 to 80% correlation between income inequality and crime rates. While it is true that the median household income for Black households is $30,555 in america, compared to $67,865 for White households and $128,000 for Indian households (from India), it isn't necessarily their fault. The average white family that moved to america started out with much more money and opportunity than the average black family just freed from slavery, so each generation of the white family would start out with more money and opportunity than each generation of the black family. It is easier for the rich to get richer, so instead of there being a linear relationship between the two median incomes, the average white family would be more and more disproportionately wealthy compared to the average black family as time goes on, so there would be a bigger gap as time goes on. Also, why does income inequality cause poverty? Why don't the poor just get rich? All humans have the urge to climb social hierarchies, for many reasons. If you are the very bottom of one, for example by being poor, you want to climb it, because that would make you more desirable to the opposite sex and because your brain allows you to be happy more often if you are at the top. Also you would have more resources and security. But what if it is too hard to climb the hierarchy by lawful or conventional means, because of the way your society is set up? Or maybe its impossible? Then you have no choice but to turn to crime. It's not like blacks commit more crimes because their's something wrong with them, biologically or otherwise. Its because of the place they are at in our society. On average, anyone who is poor enough in our society will turn to crime, and on average anyone who is rich won't commit crimes.
@kiknya xz because it's not the fat that makes you fat, but the tons of sugar that people inhale. www.nytimes.com/2016/09/13/well/eat/how-the-sugar-industry-shifted-blame-to-fat.html
Pretty sure its a well known fact that other nation's citizens hate Americas government. Not the ordinary people but the leaders are worst on the planet. But then again everyone hates chinas government too.
"This is what Americans do. We bring order to a chaotic system." ...as he disrupts the traffic while trying to organize it... This man is a comedic genius 😂
Everyone keeps forgetting the fact, that every single random people speak English, including the kids. I think it's great, and says a lot of their education.
True. Denmark is great country when it comes to education, and i guess they have shared their knowledge to this island a long time ago. There is no way, that Greenland would get any better, if they would be part of USA. We'll talk when USA is ranked anywhere close on education with the scandinavian countrys.
@@yesnoyeswait4306 America is lower on the education ranking because there is a prevalent hatred to the poor. The inner-city and rural schools are literally crumbling due to lack of funding but the private schools and schools in good post-codes are really strong in academics, sports and arts. It's a dual society which is y its so fucked up.
@@hi2978 I'm from the Philippines and came to the U.S. when I was twelve and been living in the U.S since then and I've been in a public school even when I was in the Philippines. I gotta say it's a lot better than the Philippines. -You can't trust your classmates in the Philippines because they might steal it. Although, it still happens in the U.S but I remember one time there was a wallet that one of the students lost and gave it back to a teacher in the U.S but if that happens in the Philippines it'll most likely be taken by a person and wouldn't return it. -My teachers in the U.S every year literally gives things like notebooks and papers if you don't have one. While in the Philippines, you'll feel grateful if a student gives you a piece of sheet of paper. -I don't know if this involve all the part of the Philippines but you don't have school buses in public schools. Sure, some people around the U.S don't take school buses because they either are too close to the school from where they're living or something else. -Also, of course private schools are in better condition than public schools because if they're not then where are the money that people pay for are going then? There are more things I could say of how better the U.S. education is but I think you know what I'm talking about. If U.S is on the lower education ranking then I don't even know what's the ranking of the Philippines.
Don't judge from a youtube video / TV show, genuine starvation is still an issue in Greenland and suicide is rampant. You don't want to live there trust me, half of my family is from there and it's fucked.
The actually seemed pretty unfriendly with a genuine disdain for americans. Look at the hotel staff. They gave him very little to work with and only had negative things to say w/o real smiling. I think you're seeing what you want to see rather than what's real.
Really? You got that? They all seemed rather unfriendly with chip on their shoulders towards America. You can tell they weren't giving him much to work with, especially the hotel staff. This was almost cringy to watch because they seem to have a genuine disdain for America.
@@triplekillerable Trump behavior makes it impossible not to address by most comedians; they'd still be successful without Trump. My point was Conan is funny and it's effortless and classy. The joke is nearly always pointed towards him. He's so underrated.
@m cI don't take anyone seriously who thinks calling anyone 'soy'...it's a really absurd attempt at insulting someone. My entire point was that even though Conan pokes fun at Trumps idiocy, he does it with class.
I was feeling a bit depressed and under the weather and nothing was really cutting it for me. Just randomly started watching Conan and this just had me laughing so hard. Maybe even more so because I just needed some good decent humor to get out of my stupor. Thank you, Conan, for being that light.
On a serious note - what Conan does with travel shows is public diplomacy masterclass. Diplomats and scholars should really watch this and see how it's done
@Pookie0504kb Yes ok, but that one is Trump's diplomat. No one Trump selected does his or her job properly, I have to think there have been better US diplomats
Ivinnguaq is his name. It means something like "Nice grass straw." He's from my village; a proper good guy. :) I don't claim to know him personally but I knew of him before he moved to Nuuk.
The two girls at the end were the happiest kids I have ever seen 😂. They looked innocent and Conan also seemed to be really happy interacting with them.
PHD 100 yeah, I think Him, Colbert and John Oliver belongs to one level, Kimmel one level lower and Fallon at the bottom. Fallon isn’t funny one way or the other.
Tooba Samad aaaaahhhhh I’ve had my share. One day you get up and you’re laughing again. Best feeling ever but yes it’s a process. Hope things are brighter at least a little.
That last guy was amazing I would love to grab a drink with someone like that 4 reals !!! Even Conan was shocked haha also keep your head high !!! Whatever it was your aching it would inevitably pass.
Goes to show ppl who arent well travelled, read and/or cultured and are stuck in their ethnocentric bubbles for too long have that same rude tone deaf “etiquette”. America would be the first country all these countries would cry and run to if they were threatened with war
I was a bit worried when he said "I'm killing here, let's bring them over to America." We know that's current slang. That could get you a shovel over the head if talking to children in some places! Probably. Possibly. Maybe.
It has only been a couple weeks since the news broke about Trump wanted to buy Greenland. I am thoroughly impressed how quickly Conan's staff put together this trip for his show.
Conan needs to be an US ambassador when he retires and just film his escapades throughout the world. Would beat Jerry Seinfelds comedians in cars drinking coffee by a green mile
8:10: That answer of "Alaska" really "hit home" for me since I was born and raised in Alaska. And seeing this footage of Greenland, I have to say that something about its people and the scenery remind me very strongly of my home. Seeing it feels strangely familiar, even though I've never been to Greenland or even close to it.
They actually are on Netflix. All his “without borders” are. Look up “Conan without borders” on Netflix. Unless you’re not American then it might not be on.
It’s amazing how much good publicity Greenland is getting. Even more amazing how Conan decides to go there and film. Besides, how much do people REALLY know about Greenland, it’s people and culture? It all seems fascinating
Joseph Woda, unfortunately people don’t know much. I’ve seen in another thread trump supporters claiming that Conan is only showing/interviewing people who don’t like trump or the idea that he wants to buy us. Conan might have found someone who likes trump, but he would not have found a single Greenlander who would want Greenland to be part of the US. We are working towards independence, not on becoming some impoverished, exploited, abused overseas US territory. As a Greenland government rep said: “We are open for business, but we are not for sale”.
Televinq Be careful everyone!! ....The moms in yoga pants are in heat. A regular smile from an average looking dude is enough to get them going, so *PLEASE* tread LIGHTLY and don't make ANY eye contact!!!..... I repeat (!!!!) just don't make any eye contact and hand them a glass of wine with some ice cubes in the glass, and it'll all be okay 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
10:13 I like how it started from funny awkwardness to total joy with 2 adults jumping around like kids, and it was totally organic from the nice guy who went along with it and started putting his hands on Conan! Conan should bring there cool funny Greenlanders to his show in US
Lavinia Jane Hollis Björk and The Pixies drew attention to Iceland over 20 years ago. GoT may have helped, but Iceland’s tourism had already been rocketing way beforehand.
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@@JPMJPM yeah na LOL! Been to Greenland 6 different times spanning a 20 yr time period. GOT most definitely helped put Iceland on the map based on the number of people I now run into in Iceland. Bjork is the most overrated singer I have ever listened too.
@Doven Ro Galus "More than most" would technically mean more than 50%. Currently about 65-75% of the American population is obese so "more than most" is correct
"Are you a Trump supporter?" "no, but I would like to thank him for the publicity he's given Greenland." this guy is savage!
What if i told you that was staged? :O
@@Jen0os what part of it staged? Lmao, i bet you're one of those who watch Fallon too much recently
@@AlamoOriginal Dude must be new here.
@@Jen0os who cares.. It was funny
@@AliHaider-wb8hv yup, Conan is funny as hell !!
"Is there any part of America that you really like?"
*thoughtfully*
"Alaska" ... LOL XD
@@christinea2685 ?
Of course 😂
@@mmawithsubtitles7460 opps My father was looking for music LMAO!!! He's a first timer on his iphone :P
@@christinea2685 hahaha no worries I don't even remember what the comment was haha
@@mmawithsubtitles7460
Sorry for the late reply, i was wanking
Lol
I love how happy Conan was when the kids laughed at his jokes.
yes it was a wonderful moment
yeahh..it's one of the best part
It's one of my favourite Conan moments, those girls giggling is so innocent and funny :)
And the girls laughing was the most adorable thing!
My favorite part
When the guy said 50s., 60s, 70s. I was about to comment “WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON?” But then he added “80s too, because of Michael Jackson” jajajajaj
Ugh shut up there’s more to music than that overrated fool.
@@MIHIRSK-lm6qf Then you know nothing about his impact on musical history and kinesthetic arts.
@@Coffeetime110 I know a lot about his impact on Corey Feldman
Lmfaoo sameee😂😂
nowadays just diggers rapping.that's not even music.
Once Conan's done with late night talk shows he needs his own travel show *Conan without borders*
Literally what these episodes are
I hope he replaces vice lol
1:17
Wooooooosh
He's essentially already doing that. lol and I LOVE IT. :)
Conan making a mess on the street pretending to finally bring order is the most accurate portrayal of the USA I have ever seen!
That was a good joke :D He always makes me laugh!
so true!
yeah, Accurate depiction of US
It was genius
U hit it on the head with that lol
8:16 the girl in the purple jacket is my niece!😍 Her name is Uiloq, so proud of her😍💕
They need to actually come to LA and be in Conan’s audience!
@@chrisp5962 I agree😄
Do you also live in nuuk?
@@ram5.743 No, but I have lived in Nuuk before. Now I live in Upernavik, very small town. I once moved from Upernavik when I was 10 years old, moved back last month as a 26 year old.
That's awesome ! Greenland is an interesting country, such a big land mass, but only a tiny population. I remember when I was a child being fascinated by it when I saw it on a world map. Is it even possible to fly there direct from Canada for example? It seems like the only flights are from Denmark or Iceland. I wonder what Greenland people think about this sudden burst of publicity ?
I love the hotel guy lmao. Absolute savage, not taking any crap, and keeping up sparring with Conan
The last guy really put a smile on my face. He embraced the weirdness just the way he should have :)
He's lovely, isn't it? He's the type of a nice local dude you meet in a foreign country
Chris Layne - he’s a great guy but unfortunately he’s a victim of fake news CNN/ABC/CBS/NBC/PBS so he hates Trump, the greatest American President of our lifetime. 😆
He’s so damn cute too.
jammin6816 I hope you mean this sarcastik
@Speed Junkie Thats so wrong, have you ever been to a nordic country? personal space is everything tf hahaha
The guy who embraced Conans awkwardness at the end was hilarious
and also handsome *_*
I think he was the only one that really understood Conan's sarcasm
What a lad
the hotel guy started to play along towards the end too
Thats how most guys are in Greenland, we love having awkward fun moments and laugh it off.
Any part of America that you really like?
Alaska.
That answer is gold!!!
Gold Jerry! Gold!
That's what I thought right before he answers. I guess climate, landscape, and scenery are similar so that's why he said so.
No blacks so low crime hang on let me check... wow I must by psychic
@@ryanjones9498 there is a 70 to 80% correlation between income inequality and crime rates. While it is true that the median household income for Black households is $30,555 in america, compared to $67,865 for White households and $128,000 for Indian households (from India), it isn't necessarily their fault. The average white family that moved to america started out with much more money and opportunity than the average black family just freed from slavery, so each generation of the white family would start out with more money and opportunity than each generation of the black family. It is easier for the rich to get richer, so instead of there being a linear relationship between the two median incomes, the average white family would be more and more disproportionately wealthy compared to the average black family as time goes on, so there would be a bigger gap as time goes on.
Also, why does income inequality cause poverty? Why don't the poor just get rich? All humans have the urge to climb social hierarchies, for many reasons. If you are the very bottom of one, for example by being poor, you want to climb it, because that would make you more desirable to the opposite sex and because your brain allows you to be happy more often if you are at the top. Also you would have more resources and security. But what if it is too hard to climb the hierarchy by lawful or conventional means, because of the way your society is set up? Or maybe its impossible? Then you have no choice but to turn to crime.
It's not like blacks commit more crimes because their's something wrong with them, biologically or otherwise. Its because of the place they are at in our society. On average, anyone who is poor enough in our society will turn to crime, and on average anyone who is rich won't commit crimes.
@@SurflFilms All that said, sitting up straight and putting both hands on the wheel goes a long way.
The secret Life of Conan Mitty vibes.
Aaye takleya! Conan fan?🔥
Papa ki lulli
Love that movie
woohoo! Dr kholkar eeezzz here!
Stay golden pony boy!
Damn such a long reference
I love the last guy. Adorable, handsome, and he accepted Conan's awkward quirk.
NaKa Ji cringed at this comment
@@christophertoole6994 I cringed at your last name.
Yes! Anyone know who he is and his IG?
@@lilaznkid4ever I don't think he has ig people from here dont really use ig or Twitter
@Paul James he is one hell of a handsome asian
"Land based blubber is not good"
quote of the century right their
He must've seen a pic of rosie o'donnell
*there
*heren't
@@yatox8 *a pic of the orange land-based blubber masquerading as your Commander-in-Chief.
And the grammatical error proves you're 'murican!
"land-based blubber is not good" "good music in the old days" he's got my vote
@kiknya xz because it's not the fat that makes you fat, but the tons of sugar that people inhale.
www.nytimes.com/2016/09/13/well/eat/how-the-sugar-industry-shifted-blame-to-fat.html
@kiknya xz A lot of us living in nordic countries also exercise regularly.
@Allen Tokyo ok Karen
@@haileycandeza-solano that is karl
Agreed, American music went downhill in the 90s after rappers came into the mainstream and melody left.
Conan lowkey exposing how the rest of the world actually feels about America asking these random people if they would be excited to become part of it.
I don't think it's ever been a secret...
Pretty sure its a well known fact that other nation's citizens hate Americas government. Not the ordinary people but the leaders are worst on the planet. But then again everyone hates chinas government too.
@@Jebu911 lol no just majority Americans
Right which is why they flood across our borders. hmm...
Also when was the last time the US built a huge infrastructure project?
“Only 90% of Americans are fat” - only 10% of the audience laughed 😂
gL8qmCsDzBbWqwvx Because 10% are thin
Your momma is so fat, she's an American citizen
@@joseph-1774 ThAt WaS tHe JoKe
@@RiddleTime LOL
@steve crawford
That's not even funny
i was really hoping the camera would cut to the audience and show those two nuuk girls there
Perhaps in the full show?
What two little girls? what are their names?
Conan´s too cheap for that.
Is a laughter track trick they did there
CONAN: Hey it's Conan. Not Ellen! What's wrong with youuuuu
All countries should officially declare Conan to go to wherever he wants without a passport. He is such a great guy.
Next Time on Conan:
CONAN VISITS NORTH KOREA.
Agreed.🙌
You muslims should stop telling other countries what they should do.
@@danijelamali8467 shut up
@@danijelamali8467 don't pull that up.
His random interactions with random people everywhere are priceless, a joy to watch
Cheers from Spain!
Cheers from northern Greenland, Marisa Mar. ^_^)/
Creeping poeple out all over the globe, best talk show host ever
You guys should know😂😂😂
You guys are all asian version of Jordan
Nah best one was Craig Ferguson, but Conan is close second...
Craig Ferguson was indeed the bomb
@@HMan2828 nah, Craig is right on Conan's heels but Conan's still number one.
@@WILLYLYNCH. I feel like if Craig took it as seriously as Conan he'd easily surpass him, but his silliness was part of his charm.
"This is what Americans do. We bring order to a chaotic system." ...as he disrupts the traffic while trying to organize it... This man is a comedic genius 😂
Thanks for realizing that.😍 Conan is the Best
He wrote the best episodes of the Simpson
Sadly, this was a metaphor for what American does to other countries.
@OAT351 I loved when the Americans gave us a dictatorship :D
“Land-based blubber is not good.”
The man has a point.
I came here cuz I knew this would be top comment xD
they're all so kind and witty with their answers i love it xD
I mean, I guess if he has experience I believe him?
that is a very true statement . ..no one take chicken/pork or beef fat as supplement but we take fish fat as supplement.
actually it is good-ribeye
Everyone keeps forgetting the fact, that every single random people speak English, including the kids. I think it's great, and says a lot of their education.
True. Denmark is great country when it comes to education, and i guess they have shared their knowledge to this island a long time ago. There is no way, that Greenland would get any better, if they would be part of USA. We'll talk when USA is ranked anywhere close on education with the scandinavian countrys.
You'll see the same in many European countries. With globalization, English becomes more and more important
@@yesnoyeswait4306 America is lower on the education ranking because there is a prevalent hatred to the poor. The inner-city and rural schools are literally crumbling due to lack of funding but the private schools and schools in good post-codes are really strong in academics, sports and arts. It's a dual society which is y its so fucked up.
@@hi2978 I'm from the Philippines and came to the U.S. when I was twelve and been living in the U.S since then and I've been in a public school even when I was in the Philippines. I gotta say it's a lot better than the Philippines.
-You can't trust your classmates in the Philippines because they might steal it. Although, it still happens in the U.S but I remember one time there was a wallet that one of the students lost and gave it back to a teacher in the U.S but if that happens in the Philippines it'll most likely be taken by a person and wouldn't return it.
-My teachers in the U.S every year literally gives things like notebooks and papers if you don't have one. While in the Philippines, you'll feel grateful if a student gives you a piece of sheet of paper.
-I don't know if this involve all the part of the Philippines but you don't have school buses in public schools. Sure, some people around the U.S don't take school buses because they either are too close to the school from where they're living or something else.
-Also, of course private schools are in better condition than public schools because if they're not then where are the money that people pay for are going then?
There are more things I could say of how better the U.S. education is but I think you know what I'm talking about. If U.S is on the lower education ranking then I don't even know what's the ranking of the Philippines.
Bruh only for americans will be knowing more than one language a wonder
This is seriously funny. Greenlanders seem to have a good sense of humor and they seem happy.
Don't judge from a youtube video / TV show, genuine starvation is still an issue in Greenland and suicide is rampant. You don't want to live there trust me, half of my family is from there and it's fucked.
@@MissEkaterina if the other half of your family has a hot female i will give a green card to a green lander
The actually seemed pretty unfriendly with a genuine disdain for americans. Look at the hotel staff. They gave him very little to work with and only had negative things to say w/o real smiling. I think you're seeing what you want to see rather than what's real.
@@MakoHazard Huh? Conan's clientele is American. I don't think he made much money of Greenlanders for this skit.
Prolly other people will read replies and tell you.
*Conan makes literal 9 year olds laugh uncontrollably*
Conan: This is my core audience!
Me: wow Conan would be a great youtuber
lol ikr
🤣😂🤣😂👍👍
Conan is already a great TH-camr.
@@Jamietheroadrunner He's the best, and the only orange you'll ever need or want! 🍊🍊
Tyrade Shift - Orange almost fell into disrepute because of Fanta Führer but Conan has saved the day for Orange Americans!
Conan is on a different level to other talk show hosts.
Damn thanks for the likes guys👍
The interaction with the last guy in the clip was hilarious.
Only Craig could compete... And Geoff!
Goes to show u have to dumb down everything for the stupid masses
@@oscarinacan LAST GUY SO SMILEY ☺
@@stephanemignot100 Totally agree
9:13 "This is my core audience!" The purest form of Conan.
Meanwhile Jimmy Fallon is playing beer pong with some celebrity and fake laughing too much
jimmy fallon is just garbage and no one should even mention him and his wannabe show .
I don't know any big fans of his. Will his show ever be over?
boggles my mind why he is popular
You guys are mean. He’s pretty funny though. But Conan is also really funny.
at least he is not suffering from total TDS like the morons colbert and kimmel
The guy with the red hat is savage and courteous at the same time lol
Chicken Ore Greenland, man 🇬🇱
10 whole minutes of a new Conan without Borders for someone without cable, thank youuuu team coco. Now to figure out where to watch the rest lol
Conan Without Borders is on Netflix.
faunaflage yes I’m happy about that! I’ll have to wait until they update with the newer ones
Surely we’ll see other clips here on TH-cam. 🙏🙏🙏
google team coco and go to the website. You can check out the rest of the Greenland videos and other remotes as well. You are welcome :)
Arrr, it's on the bay.
"Is this a good hotel?"
"It's the only one"
What a relief
Seems like they all have a great sense of humor
Or at least the people they didn't edit out.
Donald Clinton Tak
Really? You got that? They all seemed rather unfriendly with chip on their shoulders towards America. You can tell they weren't giving him much to work with, especially the hotel staff. This was almost cringy to watch because they seem to have a genuine disdain for America.
@@MakoHazard r u surprised
@@MakoHazard Appears to me that you're the one with a chip on your shoulder. And a big one at that.
I hope he brings those kids and that shoulder guy back and are in the audience.
Shoulder guy seemed like a cool dude
idk why, but i watched the whole video waiting for some giant guy carrying kids on his shoulders
@@ryanhingorani4019 I don`t know about that tbh lol
@@ryanhingorani4019 Giants are from Iceland
The shoulder guy is very very hot. Very hot
Conans comedy is universal. He'll kill it in any country. He is GOLD
Conan's absurdist sense of humour is amazing. He finds a funny and peculiar way of looking at the most mundane things.
Petition for conan to go to the moon 🌝
How about our new president
New Special: Conan Without Oxygen!
Yup. Hell yup.
Conan withput earth
conan without intergalactic borders
We don't deserve Conan. He's so great. And those 2 little girls, that whole interaction was Soo cute omg 😄
It was so darlingish. Conan is a lovely chap
Conan is so naturally funny. He's never mean spirited, even when discussing Trump he's not disrespectful.
Absolutely
Unlike other comedians who live off Trump to look funny, Conan doesn't need Trump to be funny
@@triplekillerable Trump behavior makes it impossible not to address by most comedians; they'd still be successful without Trump. My point was Conan is funny and it's effortless and classy. The joke is nearly always pointed towards him. He's so underrated.
Trump is a lunatic.
@m cI don't take anyone seriously who thinks calling anyone 'soy'...it's a really absurd attempt at insulting someone.
My entire point was that even though Conan pokes fun at Trumps idiocy, he does it with class.
I think Conan has the ability to make people happy. It's something beyond funny. He touches people's hearts .
I was feeling a bit depressed and under the weather and nothing was really cutting it for me. Just randomly started watching Conan and this just had me laughing so hard. Maybe even more so because I just needed some good decent humor to get out of my stupor. Thank you, Conan, for being that light.
Same! 😄
hope you’re feeling a bit better :)
💚❤️💗
Deadass same here
Keep your head up 🤞🏼❤️
On a serious note - what Conan does with travel shows is public diplomacy masterclass.
Diplomats and scholars should really watch this and see how it's done
Diplomats know how it's done, what are you talking about? :D
@@lordbuddybear have a look at Richard Grenell and you may want to overthink your statement ;)
@Pookie0504kb Yes ok, but that one is Trump's diplomat. No one Trump selected does his or her job properly, I have to think there have been better US diplomats
I think there’s a reason why diplomacy is called.. well.. diplomacy🧐😐
Hatchepsut
That point fails since NO kind of diplomacy works with them.
Loved the enthusiasm of the last guy. Let’s all smile and hold each other’s shoulder 😂 Looking forward to more Conan in Greenland
is your picture a mash of 2 pictures?It's really bugging me out for the last 5 minutes
Ivinnguaq is his name. It means something like "Nice grass straw." He's from my village; a proper good guy. :) I don't claim to know him personally but I knew of him before he moved to Nuuk.
9:06 My Sims telling a joke
Lol sims3? You brought me a flashback.
LMAO
The guy that grabbed his shoulder was the best. He actually one upped Conan. You rule buddy.
he is so CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The kids had me laughing so hard 😂 so young and innocent, love Conan !
He looked like a scolded child when his guide fetched him from the street. 😆
😂😂
Well i mean... He was blocking the road... Thats rude in any country lol
why this hasn't become it's own show I have no idea. Conan remotes are the funniest stuff he does. His wit is unparalleled.
Conan get roasted by women of every country for how chubby he is lol
scripted
In real he is ripped and am not kiddin..
If that's considered "chubby", I'd hate to see what fat is called.....
If Conan is fat than I`m an inhuman Blob.
@@Q_QQ_Q it's not even scripted :) if you talk about that epic japanese etiquette lesson (aka ROAST) that was totally unscripted.
7:10 is pure inrony and the reason I love Conan, he brought chaos to an already orderly situation but states otherwise, exactly what America does.
Greenland kids.....Tri-lingual. That's the real message here.
I can say for sure I didn't speak English at their level when I was that age. That's super super impressive
@@marlenedietrich2468 Which just means you were screwed comparatively.
They speak Danish, English and what else?
Gamze Öyünç probably also an indigenous Inuit language for home life
@@1gamz Greenlandish, of course. That's their mother tongue.
The two girls at the end were the happiest kids I have ever seen 😂. They looked innocent and Conan also seemed to be really happy interacting with them.
3:49 poor Conan. This will bring up traumatic memories of his Japanese etiquette session with Miss Hirayama.
It kinda reminded me a little bit of Jin Shield in Korea
Well at least she didn't say he had a bad face
@@The5thPillar_27Shield hahaahahhah
Yakitori
I love love love Conan. It is going to be a sad day when he retires. I hope he never stops.
conan is the last of the GREAT late-night hosts (steve allen, johnny carson, dave letterman)... :(
Thankfully by the time he retires his clone will be fully mature and ready to take over for him.
@@AceRasputin Ha. But true
I have a feeling, he would not. He is like Mel Brooks. He always be around to make us laugh.
He can have my youth for more years of entertainment. Equivalent Exchange.
Wherever this man goes, he creates joy. Purpose of life there, folks
True boss
He can bring world peace to the world
Conan: "You're just making up names"
Thor: "All names are made up"
Conan is so under rated for a talk show host he’s by far funnier than Kimmel ,Fallon and Corden all put together
And not fake, most importantly. Listens, jokes and actually responds well to things. A genuine guy and a nice one at that.
PHD 100 don’t even compare them Conan is another level
PHD 100 yeah, I think Him, Colbert and John Oliver belongs to one level, Kimmel one level lower and Fallon at the bottom. Fallon isn’t funny one way or the other.
Greenland is so breathtaking. Their language is so fascinating
Their language is breathtaking
stufoo Literally, after one sentence you’re out of breath lol
Seriously mysterious place. The history is really fun to read up on
Hello I'm from greenland :-)
@@miilupetersen6509 hello to Greenland! your country is lovely, it's my dream to go there someday :)
I've been severly heartbroken for a month but Conan and that guy made me giggle so hard, my chest hurt. :|
Sorry to hear that, I hope you feel a little bit better now :/
@@foxmccloud8535 Some days are alright and some are worse, it's not a linear process but thank you. 💛
@@Ashen-One1 I understand, I've been there too, it can be a long process, I hope you'll get better soon
Tooba Samad aaaaahhhhh I’ve had my share. One day you get up and you’re laughing again. Best feeling ever but yes it’s a process. Hope things are brighter at least a little.
That last guy was amazing I would love to grab a drink with someone like that 4 reals !!! Even Conan was shocked haha also keep your head high !!! Whatever it was your aching it would inevitably pass.
So pre-pandemic. Lot's of handshakes, and upbeat humor about America.
@@themayqueen666 Always.
An Ice berg and A BLUE shed
“You guys have it all” 😂😂
Conan legitimately seems like he'd be awesome to hangout with. He's hilarious and smart. Wish he had a longer show again and did more abroad.
Hes more the depresst type in real life,thats why he works as a comedian!
Conan's driver must have talked to his Japanese etiquette teacher before she picked him up
I understand this reference, so have my like!
I'm proud that I got it.
Goes to show ppl who arent well travelled, read and/or cultured and are stuck in their ethnocentric bubbles for too long have that same rude tone deaf “etiquette”. America would be the first country all these countries would cry and run to if they were threatened with war
“We keep distance 🖐🏻”
She does sounds like that Japanese lady....lol
THAT LAST GUY THOUGH! Dude just joined in on the bit! Made me smile.
Pivinnguaq is his name. It means something like "Precious one." He's from my village; a proper good guy. :)
I wouldn’t be surprised if Conan actually paid for those to young kids to attend his show, that’s the kind of good person he is.
He better, now I want to see them in the show laughing their heads off with Andy and co. Maybe with a new wikibear :-)
Those kids are better off being happy in Greenland than to be introduced to the sad world of showbizz.
Maybe in the olden days of a decade ago, when NBC money would have footed the bill, he would have flew them here. TBS, mmm, NO.
kiknya xz
Conan worth over 90milion$ my friend.. he is the richest late night talk show host..
12mil is just what TBS pay for him in 1 year...
@kiknya xz can you pay for my flight too lmao
Looks up Greenland on Google:
“Now that I’m an expert”
😂😂😂
9:07 pretty sure the girls are genuinely laughing because Conan is a goofball and funny af
I hope Conan brings them and their families for a show when it’s over.
Phuong VO thanks captain obvious
I was a bit worried when he said "I'm killing here, let's bring them over to America." We know that's current slang. That could get you a shovel over the head if talking to children in some places! Probably. Possibly. Maybe.
probably they laugh because a dude came to them and becomes a living cartoon character
@@bugeye8749 🤣
Conan's ability to entertain and amuse people in foreign countries will never stop amazing me
It has only been a couple weeks since the news broke about Trump wanted to buy Greenland. I am thoroughly impressed how quickly Conan's staff put together this trip for his show.
Curt Randall They did this for Haiti when Trump slam Haiti
How did the shoulder hands jump happen at the end it was too perfect
Lol Conan only realized his hand was still on only when he said it
Conan needs to be an US ambassador when he retires and just film his escapades throughout the world. Would beat Jerry Seinfelds comedians in cars drinking coffee by a green mile
Seinfeld's show is sooo bad though. Basically a bunch of old guys complaining about people being mad when they make racist/homophobic/sexist jokes.
I’d pay for an hour of Conan just arguing with the Greenlandic hotel receptionist about music
8:10: That answer of "Alaska" really "hit home" for me since I was born and raised in Alaska. And seeing this footage of Greenland, I have to say that something about its people and the scenery remind me very strongly of my home. Seeing it feels strangely familiar, even though I've never been to Greenland or even close to it.
Synathidy Both Alaska and Greenland have glaciers, lots of snow and similar wildlife as well as Inuit culture .
Conan without Borders are by far his best shows - why aren't these a marathon on FX, TNT, Amazon Prime, or Netflix.
They actually are on Netflix. All his “without borders” are. Look up “Conan without borders” on Netflix. Unless you’re not American then it might not be on.
They do have some of the episodes on Netflix
I'm from Italy and it's on my Netflix catalogue thou
Ok im ready for Conan to leave the late night rat race and start a travel show along with some stand up gigs. Its time Conan.
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omg yessss
Definitely never watched his other stuff with that much interest but this is brilliant!
@@serinadelmar6012 do yourself a favor and watch his travel segments, jordan schlansky segments and norm mcdonald interviews. Enjoy.
bahiabhai why thank you kind soul, I will!
Conan shines in these travel shows, I would happily watch him travel the world and interact goofily with the locals.
My cheeks are sore from laughing...brilliant....and how about those two delightful girls. Conan rules. He brings out the best in people.
Yo the first sentence sounded a bit sus 😅
"Do you like Vin Diesel?"
"No."
"Nah. Me neither."
Hotel dude is a wise man.
Stareye_ yes!!!!!
Greenland Jordan Schlansky
Yeah and probably right about music.
All the people he featured seemed very delightful and intelligent including the kids. Yeay for Greenland.
@@JanisKudins Not really, the best music from America is from the 80's and 90's.
9:20 Conan predicted the election 😂
Omg yes.. wtf?
haha, brain in a jar indeed
What?no! America has a two party system so if its not trump the only other option is joe mama
He really is one of the writers for The Simpsons
anyone with a little bit of knowledge about politics could predict that
it's Uiloq & Kimmernaq
You're Welcome
pretty sure these are pokemon! you cant fool me.
@@bobm9621 Then you should hear my name
Unfunny Cousin is it Emo?...I choose you!!! Emo! Use cut!
Thank you. Uiloq is my niece💕
Tar Alanshori why do you guys look kinda asian
That dude with the maga hat trolling hard.
😂
TBH I didn't see that coming. And to be committed that much to a joke is really hilarious.
seems scripted, who ironically wears a MAGA hat unless you want to get leftists angry, violent and or emotional
@@memefeed2147 In Greenland anything is possible, we have Thule base up in north Greenland and you can buy stuff from america there.
@@memefeed2147 perhaps you missed that Trump is the biggest joke of our planet?
It’s amazing how much good publicity Greenland is getting. Even more amazing how Conan decides to go there and film. Besides, how much do people REALLY know about Greenland, it’s people and culture? It all seems fascinating
All because of Trump. Trump turns everything into gold.
64,000 people..... about as fascinating as any small town can be.
Joseph Woda, unfortunately people don’t know much. I’ve seen in another thread trump supporters claiming that Conan is only showing/interviewing people who don’t like trump or the idea that he wants to buy us. Conan might have found someone who likes trump, but he would not have found a single Greenlander who would want Greenland to be part of the US. We are working towards independence, not on becoming some impoverished, exploited, abused overseas US territory. As a Greenland government rep said: “We are open for business, but we are not for sale”.
I'm geniunely surprised by all of the inuits. Does anybody know if these assumingly Inuits are related to the ones in Canada / Alaska...?
Matt Kim
They're
I was told that by few I met while living in Denmark 🇩🇰
Can you believe this video feels like it just came out in 2025...
Yesss. Another Conan Remote. Life has a meaning again.
I agree!!! When I got the notification for this video... I was at work. I drive home with the biggest grin 😀
@@pieceofmymind3 I quit my job on the spot because I didn't want to wait.
Everyone in Greenland is so wholesome lol
@@forrestdump1681 Incredulous is the word you're looking for.
They all seem very intelligent and honest. Like brutally honest!
08:51 His interactions with the kids are so cute!!! The girls are so cute too and their giggles makes everyone laugh along with them its so adorable
Never liked kids that much in my life, but these two are really really adorable.
Aw everyone is so lovely and has such great humour. So great. Thanks Conan for more quality content.
Shoulder guy at 9:20 has a lovely smile.
Ye I've met him
Nice guy
He's so hot! So handsome and great skin!
The Dude's got dimples for days!
@@miilupetersen6509 Does he have Insta 😅😅😅
Televinq Be careful everyone!! ....The moms in yoga pants are in heat. A regular smile from an average looking dude is enough to get them going, so *PLEASE* tread LIGHTLY and don't make ANY eye contact!!!..... I repeat (!!!!) just don't make any eye contact and hand them a glass of wine with some ice cubes in the glass, and it'll all be okay 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Those two little girls laughing with Conan were Adorable
Dude at the hotel was hilarious
10:13 I like how it started from funny awkwardness to total joy with 2 adults jumping around like kids, and it was totally organic from the nice guy who went along with it and started putting his hands on Conan! Conan should bring there cool funny Greenlanders to his show in US
Ivinnguaq is his name. It means something like "Nice grass straw." He's from my village; a proper good guy. :)
Conan without borders 2030:
Conan arrives on Mars.
You mean outer space America?
@@Mau-JMR That's when you see aliens building a wall
Love the guy who thought it was great free publicity for Greenland!
Honestly! I think Conan will help drive tourism to Greenland. Look at what happened to Iceland. I kind of credit Björk and The Pixies for that.
@@JPMJPM You can actually credit Game of Thrones more for Iceland tourism uptick.
Lavinia Jane Hollis Björk and The Pixies drew attention to Iceland over 20 years ago. GoT may have helped, but Iceland’s tourism had already been rocketing way beforehand.
@@JPMJPM yeah na LOL! Been to Greenland 6 different times spanning a 20 yr time period. GOT most definitely helped put Iceland on the map based on the number of people I now run into in Iceland. Bjork is the most overrated singer I have ever listened too.
christopher corvino Your opinion about Björk is irrelevant to the conversation, actually. 🙄
“You’re all fat!” I want to be mad at that statement but considering that I myself am a fat American I have to let it go lol lol
It's funny but it's true. More than most ARE fat !
Hilarious.
@Doven Ro Galus "More than most" would technically mean more than 50%.
Currently about 65-75% of the American population is obese so "more than most" is correct
one thing is saying it in an aggressive manner but the lady was so honest that it's hard to be mad, specially considering is the truth.
Mexico is fatter.
WHOS READY FOR PART 2? lol
Cmon Conan, we're waiting
I'm not from Greenland, but I thank you Conan for showcasing this beautiful country and its people.
*That is Wut I Liked!!! Not Conan's Stupidness!!!!~*
who else thinks conan is the best latenight host ever?
Wow you’re creative
Definitely. He's smart.
Yes! That’s the whole talk Conan is the best above the rest
He's definitely underrated.
Best remotes.
Conan makes me smile from deeep deep within, a primal kind of joy....doesn't take much energy...it just happens. You are welcome Conan.
Okay but the Property Brother’s bit was fantastic 😂
They redo heaven if given a chance.