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  • @Samael767
    @Samael767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "MARISHA READ FASTER!"

  • @Amozon28
    @Amozon28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    i love that not only does nobody ever asks him to do this, they actively beg him NOT to

    • @freedomcat
      @freedomcat ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hard to believe he has a wife.

    • @janetlee9709
      @janetlee9709 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@freedomcatwhy? my husband is similar to him. cheesy and funny i love him.

    • @freedomcat
      @freedomcat ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@janetlee9709 not many people would think that the goofballs of a friend group are attractive. But they typically make the best husband material.

    • @janetlee9709
      @janetlee9709 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@freedomcat i’ve always found goofiness attractive.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who else can Sam do this to? None of the other cast will let him.

  • @ICommentCuzILike
    @ICommentCuzILike ปีที่แล้ว +613

    7:41 "back to you, Matt!" **cuts to Matt** **epitome of defeat**

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The look of a Man Who knows he has no control over his coworkers.

    • @The1717th
      @The1717th ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He looks so pissed 😂

    • @misabelrodriguez1163
      @misabelrodriguez1163 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He has such a long-suffering look on his face. 😂

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm currently reading Frankenstein, and there's a part where Victor Frankenstein laments about how terribly horrible he feels and how recent events weigh on his soul. I imagine something similar was going through Matt's head at that point...

  • @elisam.2896
    @elisam.2896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    "Give me some of the flaming hot cheetos first." "No way there's slim jim's?" Ashley being her true chaos goblin self.

    • @gingerdude55
      @gingerdude55 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Literally filmed the toothbrush one, smiling rather than cringing away like everyone else too 😂

    • @chipskylark172
      @chipskylark172 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was cracking up at this part 😂😂 everybody is freaking out and Ashley is like “ohh snacks” I hope she never changes lol

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR ปีที่แล้ว +887

    You know it's bad when Laura pulls out the "SAMUEL!"

    • @boiledcrap
      @boiledcrap ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She's the unofficial den mother to him XD

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@boiledcrap Which Is extra funny given what a child she is XD

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stingerjohnny9951
      It is a strange contrast.
      How childish she can be at times, but then how quickly the switch goes off and we get “mom mode” Laura.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MrImastinker Honestly, I think it’s part of what makes her a great mom in the first place. A perfect happy medium.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's the tone of voice I imagine her using as a mother herself now...

  • @Karantu14
    @Karantu14 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "I found my gag reflex, guys!" Priceless. Chef's kiss!

    • @xtratic
      @xtratic ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "It was only twelve inches in the back"

  • @pokemonmusiclover5
    @pokemonmusiclover5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    10:00 I love that this implies that if anything ever happened to Sam liam would be the one to tell his kids. True friendship.

    • @Kate1nator
      @Kate1nator ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think it’s more because he didn’t expect Sam to survive this shenanigan LMAO

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Such a good husband.

  • @JohnnyK3886
    @JohnnyK3886 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    The pained "SAMUEL" at 3:22 really feels deeply troubled, and that troubled feeling was earned. What a horrible, perfect moment. Jesus christ.

  • @AymarMaluenda
    @AymarMaluenda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Marisha and Taliesin fear for their live in that first one
    Also Matt's face after the wine is a poem

  • @StormMatt448
    @StormMatt448 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Haha! Sam is so chaotic and weird and I love it!
    Matt’s face at 7:46 is hilarious. It’s a mix of disappointment, confusion, disgust, and brokenness.

  • @SaintBigfoot
    @SaintBigfoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    The franticness in Matt's voice when he asked Marisha to read quicker is amazing

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple ปีที่แล้ว +552

    tal physically moving away from Sam during these is such a mood

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Based on his reaction to these bits, I kind of suspect Talesin may be a bit emetophobic.

    • @jack_patroclus
      @jack_patroclus ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@sandpiperr seeing how sam desecrated those innocent food items? I may be a bit emetophobic

    • @MerryMoss
      @MerryMoss ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's my favourite part 🤣

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he has to use his reaction to move as far away from sam as he can

  • @randmperson2
    @randmperson2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Ashley was such an enabler on that last one. Everyone else was gagging, she was laughing and recording. Love it.

  • @sammy431
    @sammy431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    No other ad has ever been seared into my brain like the first one was. It haunts me still. The other two I can watch, but the first one I have to cover Sam entirely and just watch Marisha and Taliesin 😂

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It’s like watching some eldritch horror being brought into the plane.

    • @timberwolfo5
      @timberwolfo5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Haven’t watched it yet I am scared shitless I can’t wait I’ll let you know what happens.

    • @timberwolfo5
      @timberwolfo5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    • @NightHawkLocket
      @NightHawkLocket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was covering him up too! XD I was in the middle of eating! Why did I do that to myself?!

    • @banishedpest115
      @banishedpest115 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What? The third one is far worse than the first two combined imo

  • @liviasantiago1686
    @liviasantiago1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The one that he mixed drinks is an 'honorable' mention

  • @BigTimeRush14100
    @BigTimeRush14100 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    the fact that him not using the toothbrush on camera was one of their conditions.

  • @phillinedenniezejulle
    @phillinedenniezejulle ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The soft and gentle sibling energy from Laura and Liam at 11:00 while Ashley recording ,Taliesin dying, which instigates and further Sam's behaviour and Travis looking like he's at awe at how amazing (?) and stupid it is and Marisha kept getting distracted while reading cos she wanna watch.. The chaos 😂 while Matthew has to take care of these kids and feel horrified

  • @MrAwesomeMatty
    @MrAwesomeMatty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The fact that this guy voices not only the smart 2003 Ninja Turtle, but the Commandant of the Imperial Knights is astounding, lol.

  • @AdamEspersona
    @AdamEspersona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    On a side note, I’m surprised you didn’t include the Eldermancy Cocktail. That one definitely made ME gag. But the ones chosen for this video? Yeah… no words can truly describe the horror on-screen.
    I would gladly take Cognouza’s fleshy cosmic/body horror setting than watch THESE moments again!

    • @randomlightning154
      @randomlightning154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I love the expression of complete regret on Sam’s face when he realizes that it was real absinthe, and he just drank enough alcohol for a whole night

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In the words of Marisha Ray: "You can see it actively hitting his bloodstream."

  • @urcovered1231
    @urcovered1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Let us to be glad this man seems to content being Chaotic Good and not Chaotic Evil

    • @walkerdevin08
      @walkerdevin08 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would think he’s more chaotic neutral, especially with those shirt reveals.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@walkerdevin08 I would lean more towards chaotic chaos. He transcends the alignment chart

  • @ArtisticFleurs
    @ArtisticFleurs ปีที่แล้ว +127

    i love talesin huddling up to marisha and shielding them both with his binder in the first clip

  • @uwukotoa
    @uwukotoa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    how am i supposed to explain that THIS is my favorite show when things like this happen regularly

  • @j.j.s.7083
    @j.j.s.7083 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "How am I supposed to explain this to your kids" LIAM I'M SCREAMING

  • @swagpotato720
    @swagpotato720 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This is rightfully disgusting, but the horrified screams of the cast at 6:36 add about ten years to my life.

  • @ellemars1817
    @ellemars1817 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Sam's eyes as he drank the coke while Taliesen hides in Laura's hood. 😆
    But the cut to Matt at 7:44 stole the show

  • @mjkjelland13
    @mjkjelland13 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Matt looks so damaged everytime at 7:45

  • @kirsvald9513
    @kirsvald9513 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    8:09 Matt was like "ooo-kaaay... I'm ready to whatever you prepared today... Or not... But i don't have a choice... So..."

  • @MelanieGravel
    @MelanieGravel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love that on the toothbrush thing, everyone is like "read faster" but Ashley is like "get it in there!!" LOLOL

  • @demonsmoke1788
    @demonsmoke1788 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love the faint "Help" when Sam eats the whip cream salad

  • @jeronimocat8257
    @jeronimocat8257 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i just like how imidiate reaction of everyvone is to recoil and hide behind something

  • @MattHunX
    @MattHunX 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:43 Ashley's Woah-Hey-Ha-ha-Ho! (paraphrased) is like the B-side to the noises she was making when they were doing the blind-fold thing.
    6:16 I would definitely love to have some authentic MURICAN pepperoni pizza, one day. Maybe there's a pizza place, here in this country, where they import the ingredients. I don't know. Also, here, if you say pepperoni, they'll confuse it with the chili paprika. I figure it's probably considered vanilla, in the states. Practically a staple. But, still...WANT.

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I'm pretty sure you just voided all your health insurance" honey, he had to have done that YEARS ago

  • @sandrakreiner9001
    @sandrakreiner9001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love how during the last one, Ashley is just filming the whole thing

  • @secretsalute
    @secretsalute ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how in the last one Ashley just pulls out her phone and films it

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:44 The look of utter disappointment

  • @micahnewby7964
    @micahnewby7964 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:26 not all heroes wear capes

  • @samuelcurdy6644
    @samuelcurdy6644 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:21: Laura audibly exclaiming "SAMUEL" absolutely sent me

  • @MichaelPallada
    @MichaelPallada ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:44 The level of disappointment on his face...

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:51 his sad laugh after all his stuff melted in his car

  • @AdamEspersona
    @AdamEspersona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It is absolutely ironic that the episode that Sam did his whipped cream bit with the red wine… was the very episode that we went to Kamordah.
    And the fact that it tasted WORSE with whipped cream? Pretty much an allegory for how much we all hate Thoreau and how we’re all glad that Clara and TJ upon learning the truth just up and left his ass thanks to his daughter exposing him.

  • @drakedarkstar5422
    @drakedarkstar5422 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:37 Such a desperation

  • @CodeeXD
    @CodeeXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Lmao mom Laura, don't do the metal you're gonna hurt yourself!

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:41 woahehahohwahehoh ho- hold on

  • @Adriana-ro3zd
    @Adriana-ro3zd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    goddamn I didn't heed the warning close enough and that first ad actually made me gag 😂😂

  • @abaddonarts1129
    @abaddonarts1129 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love that Laura and Taliesin scooch away every time. Also how did you not include the Eldermancy and the curdled cream that went into it

  • @warchilledgaming6789
    @warchilledgaming6789 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:45 that’s the face of a defeated man 🤣🤣🤣typical face of your average DM

  • @ZimaVega
    @ZimaVega ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:40
    The look on Matt's face 😂😂

  • @Tavish_Studios
    @Tavish_Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I still maintain, that this 6:35 , was the moment Q considered divorce 😵🍷

  • @Sturmlied
    @Sturmlied ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Only Sam reads a sponsor contract with things he should not do an goes "Challenge Accepted!"

  • @OBIIIIIIIII
    @OBIIIIIIIII ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s amazing how many ways Sam finds to push his ginormous mouth to its limits

  • @LoneWolf1986
    @LoneWolf1986 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can we all take a minute and appreciate that Sam got the respect of the ladies by "finding his gag reflex" LMAO 😂

  • @piggastuff
    @piggastuff ปีที่แล้ว +28

    at 3:48 after Sam says "now it's a little sweeter", you can see the look of defeat on Taliesins face.
    He knew what was coming
    At 4:18 Laura realised too and they started huddling to hide from the monstrosity that would come.
    Up until 4:38 Ashley was fine with it, but she seemed disgusted by Sam's disgrace of a chilli dog.
    5:13 Sam: LET'S TRY A SALAD NOooOOoOoOOoOoOOOoOooO
    The look of disgust on everyone's faces throughout the whole thing is hilarious
    Everything was fine up until he ruined the wine. That was so much of a disgrace they had to switch cameras
    The finale was at 7:40 when he says "back to you Matt" and the camera cuts to Matt with a look of disappointment

    • @ao1778
      @ao1778 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah, no way!? It's almost like we watched the same video???

  • @ShesAaRebel
    @ShesAaRebel ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Marisha's reflex/instinct to jump up and put her hand over that Coke bottle to stop it from overflowing was actually pretty impressive.

  • @Belsarion
    @Belsarion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:44 the face of a man who really did not want to be the next thing in frame after that

  • @brelieveme
    @brelieveme ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "And, uh, slim jims!"
    Taliesin: NO

  • @j.j.s.7083
    @j.j.s.7083 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Talisen and Marisha hiding behind the binder had me in freakin STITCHES. I was nearly sobbing XD

  • @themeanlesbeann
    @themeanlesbeann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Even just remembering the Eldermancy cocktail still makes me gag so I'm glad it wasn't included 🤣

  • @noellacarnahan18
    @noellacarnahan18 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Laura was always the mom. "SAMUEL STOP!" "No no Sam! You're going to hurt yourself!" "Don't do the metal, Samuel don't you're going to hurt yourself." "don't do the pipe cleaners there's metal, DON'T USE THE PIPE CLEANERS SAM!!"

  • @SadDrake13
    @SadDrake13 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Matt's reaction and Sam's brilliantly stupid decision to give the copy to the
    member of the group who'd be most easily distracted are the best spots!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @firefox3187
    @firefox3187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ‘ dear god what have I created and unleashed’ look on Matt’s face 😂

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Matt's life decisions are flashing before his eyes in these moments 😂
    "Run a campaign for your friends, they said. It will be fun, they said"

  • @potato_mash121
    @potato_mash121 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sam is a genious. I never watch ads. I have never managed to skip his ads because you don't really realize it is one :D

  • @sylflower
    @sylflower ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best part of this is Tal attempting to physically disappear behind anyone and everyone

  • @grimjowdragneel1920
    @grimjowdragneel1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That first one... I had repressed that memory for a while.

  • @sinbycosvi9
    @sinbycosvi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Gotta give a shoutout to Sam's Eldermancy Cocktail from C2E124. That was another one that got me xD

  • @Stryk3r300
    @Stryk3r300 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt’s face after the 2nd ad. I can’t tell if it’s disappointment, horror, mesmerized, idk. But it says it all.

  • @r34p3r1992
    @r34p3r1992 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Laura at 6:38 in shock due to the wine being sprayed with whipped cream shows her true, soccer mom self

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:17 I love how this basically implies that the sponsor has watched enough critical role to know Sam would do some horrible stuff with it unless they contractually forbid him from using it

  • @Blue_Lunacy
    @Blue_Lunacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am surprise the Eldermancy ads wasn't in this video :D.

  • @SentaroTheTiger
    @SentaroTheTiger ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ya know...?
    Being a goblin in the second campaign suits him well.))

  • @savingpyro
    @savingpyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Salad with whipped cream" what is this the 60's in the mid-west?

    • @jordanpeterson5140
      @jordanpeterson5140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      60s? That was the potluck at church last week.

  • @cheezbiscuit4140
    @cheezbiscuit4140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    my favorite part is when everyone backs away and shields themselves

  • @apathicmiko6546
    @apathicmiko6546 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Taliesin: I fear no man, but that thing (points to Sam) it scares me 🤣

  • @emmaray6215
    @emmaray6215 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:44, Matt looks like he just died inside 😂

  • @TheJokerMan2
    @TheJokerMan2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love it that Sam is doing better now health wise, it’s moments like these that really help make the show.

  • @DMingThoughts
    @DMingThoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didn't see first one before... Can someone cast Modify Memory?

  • @K13Gaming
    @K13Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:57 My brain doesn't understand how his face was still clean after that bite.

  • @greentrain50
    @greentrain50 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:46 *disappointed father*

  • @aperson6500
    @aperson6500 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe you didn't include the eldermancy cocktail.

  • @gyorklady
    @gyorklady 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sam: …some would say clever
    Taliesin: (immediately) Debatable.

  • @MoonchildOfDarkness
    @MoonchildOfDarkness ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 3:20 they deployed the full naming:
    Marisha: Riegel!
    Laura: Samuel!!

  • @granderwishes
    @granderwishes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Missed the Eldermancy drink lol

  • @shadowdemon8597
    @shadowdemon8597 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mom can you can pick me up I’m scared and want to go home

  • @michaeldora9068
    @michaeldora9068 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:45 Matt being 110% done with Sam's bullshit.

  • @ct_sra
    @ct_sra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At first, I thought that I don’t need this but at the end of video, oh I need this video as I can’t stop laughing. 😂 I need this laugh. Thank you for this.
    But please Sam, I hope there won’t be ads using food anymore (who are we kidding, it’s Sam. There will be)

  • @isi8422
    @isi8422 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How am I supposed to explain this to your children??? 😂😂😂

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You were right. I did, in fact, gag. This is a perfect submission for r/TIHI

  • @Pizzagulper
    @Pizzagulper ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we appreciate the fact that Marisha instinctively covered the coke, when it was starting to overflow? Now that's a good friend.

  • @CruxusAshbourne
    @CruxusAshbourne ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Am I the only one that wishes the sponsors would do their own reactions to these videos?

  • @hancholito4478
    @hancholito4478 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FRANCE EXPLODED THE MOMENT HE PUT WHIPPED CREAM IN WINE

  • @ForestRaptor
    @ForestRaptor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He feeds on his friend's reactions of disgust and amazement and WTF. He doesn't care what happens to him. He wants to see his friend feel existential dread XD

  • @lunarstream2105
    @lunarstream2105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That first one makes me laugh like nothing else in the world but it's so horrifying

  • @aphextwinkie410
    @aphextwinkie410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Surprised the Eldermancy ad isn't in this cavalcade of awfulness

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Long may he reign.

  • @bryanchristianabrigo
    @bryanchristianabrigo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:32 Who sprayed the whip on Sam's face? xD

  • @GothicOctopus
    @GothicOctopus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thomas’ “yes and” with Sam’s bad ideas is beyond wonderful.

  • @Lyr00
    @Lyr00 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:12 READ FASTER! 😂

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sam was totally that kid on the playground who would eat worms or bugs for applause and attention.

  • @ericsagaser6145
    @ericsagaser6145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At @7:49 Matt just looks like he's given up on life xD

  • @granderwishes
    @granderwishes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta love Laura's panic lol