Soldier is the perfect character for this. I can honestly see a comic where he loses his arm like for 10 minutes and still didn't notice or doesn't think of it at all
In one comic Pyro cuts his hand off, and Soldier simply calmly informs Ms. Pauling, before waiting for who-knows-how long before they reach a roadside vet, who reattaches his hand.
They all are (technically) immortal. Scout is canonically a gift from God, Soldier doesn't have permission to die, Pyro might secretly be the Grim Reaper, Demoman is too drunk to die, Heavy is friends with Medic, Engineer probably created a respawn chamber, Medic surgically added the other Mercenary's souls to himself, Sniper is a trained assassin, and Spy has the Deadringer
Someone mentioned this to me, and I can't unthink it. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was just one long DnD campaign where the DM gets more and more fed up with the entire crew until he throws his arms up, proclaims them all arrested, and walks out of the room.
If losing your arm is only 5 damage, I fear for what anything more than 5 damage is. Does that mean Medic could sew Soldier’s arm back on, and he could lose that same arm 39 more times before dying?
I don't know, I just can't imagine King Arthur being anyone but Demoknight. I also now desperately need all of the Holy Grail to be SFM'd, possibly with using deep fake tech to redub the lines.
"all you gotta do is sew it back on, drink a lot of beer, and then you're back in the 'both hands' business!" *takes 5 damage*- "Normally that is _excruciating_, but all my pain receptors are in my mouth right now."
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Soldier is the perfect character for this. I can honestly see a comic where he loses his arm like for 10 minutes and still didn't notice or doesn't think of it at all
In one comic Pyro cuts his hand off, and Soldier simply calmly informs Ms. Pauling, before waiting for who-knows-how long before they reach a roadside vet, who reattaches his hand.
"Normally the pain is excruciating! Luckily all my pain receptors are busy on my teeth right now!"
"My blood, no!"
@@themanwithoutaplan5611 Yeah he’s just like “Mrs. Pauling Pyro cut off my hand”
You forget that soldier is immortal
The power of AMERICA allows soldier to get through battles unscathed
@@mexicahotcheetoes.5107 And those pills he stole from Merasmus…
@@isaiahgarza87 but mostly AMERICA
They all are (technically) immortal. Scout is canonically a gift from God, Soldier doesn't have permission to die, Pyro might secretly be the Grim Reaper, Demoman is too drunk to die, Heavy is friends with Medic, Engineer probably created a respawn chamber, Medic surgically added the other Mercenary's souls to himself, Sniper is a trained assassin, and Spy has the Deadringer
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 all of them also have a thing in common:
✨plot armor✨
If a person's arm gets cut off and they say "I've had worse" without a hint of pain, I gotta believe them
my question is WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE
my question is WHAT WAS WORSE THAN THIS
@@sneakysneakyboi295 so under the nail is one of the most sensitive places on your body when it comes to pain
So now imagine a bottle opener-
Basically dislocating every finger in battle and then manually snaping them back into place one at a time
i dunno wich one is better
have a 30 sec sfm every day
or
have a 12 minute sfm every 2 months
Both, both is good
Yes
@@humanshield1503 yes
E.
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 A.
"What are you gonna do bleed on me?"
Best line from the whole film IMO.
0:14 An Ace Attorney reference!
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Someone mentioned this to me, and I can't unthink it. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was just one long DnD campaign where the DM gets more and more fed up with the entire crew until he throws his arms up, proclaims them all arrested, and walks out of the room.
Soldier gotta be drunk if he didn't feel a thing xD
It's only a scratch, he'll be fine
Soldier has had his entire hand ripped off before by pyro
that was but a sprain for him
Nah he’s high on American spirit
Nah soldier is just built different
He stole demo's beer
Me after eating an entire pack of "Die, come back stronger" pills
Purple guy pills
@@Thetoucanman918 THE SOLDIER BEHIND THE CROCKET?!?!?!
Was that the Rocket Jump of '87?@@Thetoucanman918
If losing your arm is only 5 damage, I fear for what anything more than 5 damage is. Does that mean Medic could sew Soldier’s arm back on, and he could lose that same arm 39 more times before dying?
Maybe even 43 more times if he has the battalions backup.
No because sewing it on would be healing him for 5 dmg
I love this videos you make, you deserve a sub
What's the point of the sword if you can just finger blast them, my lord? *Coconuts clapping together*
"On second thought, let's not go to Hydro. Tis a silly map."
I like how Heavy fingergunned Soldier's arm off instead of slicing it off. lol
2 of my favorite thing mixed together, tf2 and monty python the holy grail.
" usually that is excruciatingly painful, but all my pain receptors are busy in my mouth right now "
- Soldier
the way he says I've had worse always gets me
Pain is weakness leaving the body soldier felt no pain therefore he has no weakness
This bout a scratch-
-sans 2024
C,MON YOU COMMUNIST!!!
This is it. The best sfm ever made. Absolutely perfect 👌
Heavy:You lost an arm
Soldier:Objection relevance?
“It’s just a flesh wound”
"Thou callst that a blow? I hath shitted bigger blows than thine!"
Funny thing is this in away happened in the comics. Pyro cuts off soldiers hand and he just tells on pyro. Soldier then just puts his hand back on
"Just a flesh wound."
God im so glad I subscribed
Soldier Knight - I've had worse
King Heavy - OBJECTION You liar!
Soldier Knight - HOLD IT.....It's just a flesh wound
Heavy Python and the Holy Sandvich
Soldier is immortal
John Cleese is not just a gem in the British crown, he IS the crown.
The black knight is always victorious
Loved this movie
glad to see we finally learned what a scratch is
the anwser is: 5 damage
I don't know, I just can't imagine King Arthur being anyone but Demoknight. I also now desperately need all of the Holy Grail to be SFM'd, possibly with using deep fake tech to redub the lines.
This is actually what soldier would do
still one of the best films ever
Tis bit a scratch
Megalon, Ghidorah, and Anguirus : O_O
Also soldier: remember you can't make mother of all omelettes here Heavy? Cant fret over every egg
Shouldn't be Demo the Black Knight, because you know he actually wears sword, helmet and is blac-
Dammit someone already beat me to it
Should’ve made it demo man with a massive bear bottle is the place if his sword
Plz do the hole scene I’d love to see limbless soldier just smack talking heavy
Little did the soldier know losing that 5 health made him 3 strikeable in a melee duel instead of 4 strikes
"all you gotta do is sew it back on, drink a lot of beer, and then you're back in the 'both hands' business!"
*takes 5 damage*-
"Normally that is _excruciating_, but all my pain receptors are in my mouth right now."
It's just a flesh wound.
# tis but a scratch.
When you’re playing Pokémon and you don’t one shot your opponent:
He gotta be drunk it’s medically accurate if your drunk your feelings numb but not the sad type trust me I tried
Yes
Java vs python debates be like
We NEED a sfm of the full scene
I approve 👌
It's just a flesh wound
This is also in for honor
lol Great stuff.
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Later heavy will cut his second arm lol
That only dealed 0 damage
No big deal
You may think that 5 health isn't much be he is also within crit melee distance
He is immortal so he get it back eventually right?....right?
POW HAHA
shoulda used demo
LOL
Lol
Why Heavy lookin like Banquo
at least heavy got to live to the end of his story, can't say the same for banquo
😂
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classic M tomfoolery
Soldier after those "kill me come back stronger" pills
I think i've found gold
I fucking love this and understand this because I watched the original
It is so fucj8ng funny, even 50 years later
Just as better as the original, Monty Python just makes anything better.
I like how I find this while I'm making the black knight as a D&D character
"I am Heavy! King of the weapons!"
heavy, king of the pootis vs the BLU Knight
The guys blows his legs up and constantly fires a rocket launcher. I'm surprised he has any feeling in his extremities at all.
TH-cam got it right
fun fact a live thing of the play cast a guy without any arms or legs. it was really awesome to see clip of
Soldier might be high