"You'll never stop this DEADLY ALLIANCE!" I'd love it if they all just go "ahhhhh!" and -Liu Kang- Kung Lao chucks his hat at Quan Chi for that horrible foreshadowing joke.
Pat pointing out that that's where Johnny Cage dies in an alternate timeline reveals that scene as clever to those of us who don't know or forgot that, because it means that's the source of Raiden's future-migrane when he appears before Stryker, and thus why he both knows Johnny's over there, and goes to help him. It's kind of odd seeing such a ridiculously dumb series be clever, on that note.
I love the idea of Outworld invading Earthrelam with giant monsters crashing through buildings, scantly dressed babes running around, helicopters chasing dragons and Earth's military is like "This is some bullshit"
YOOO! At 27:09 Raiden has a vision that Cage dies against Motaro squad, that's why he flies over to kick the shit outta him. Raiden has prevented more things bad than we know guys...
Kitana: 'Shang Tsung made a crazy creature from my DNA!' Shao Kahn: 'You're Adopted! Quan Chi: 'I brought Sindel back to life.' Johnny Cage: 'And prom's tomorrow!'
Well if you’re fighting against magical ninjas, as a SWAT cop, gotta give it all you got when it comes to physical weapons. Made sense with his X-ray as well, flashlight, baton and a taser to the face. Whilst Sonya and Jax are more hand to hand combat.
Hey Matt, Pat, and Woolie (And Liam too, I guess, lol), I just got out of the hospital, some guy t-boned me on my motorcycle, and completely destroyed it. The months of work I put into building it myself and the money I spent are now all gone. My face is all fucked up and I can't move my left hand, but your videos keep me from feeling too down. You guys are great. The best Gamers on TH-cam, and you always make me laugh. Thanks for being so cool
Is it weird of me to think that its kind of hypocritical that this game shows barely dressed men and women, but yet if any of these characters show so much as a nipple or their jiggly bits and suddenly we have a problem. Also why is it OK to show a crucified woman will her chest open but actually show her bare chest is a big no no.
I think the fear is that the more we allow, the further the envelope inevitably gets pushed. Don't ask me why there's apparently no line when it comes to violence, although it probably has to do with the prevalent feeling that sexual atrocities are the worst kind. I don't agree, not by a long shot, but people take sex really fucking seriously.
I never took what happens in the gameplay to be what actually happens to the characters. Unless it's part of a cutscene like with Baraka's fatality in MKX.
I legit want Mileena in MK11, but it isn't her, its the clone that was in the pod .My excuse would be she escaped after Shang Tsung died and just wandered the forest until some old man farmer finds her takes care of her, teaching her martial arts, because everyone knows martial arts in outworld, and takes care of her because she does have a child's mind. She leaves for reasons and now we have shy, or at least modest, wing chun version of Mileena. It doesnt even have to be an old man, just an old MK character that is only used for story.
Can someone tell me why Sucker Punch apparently deserves hate? I LOVED the movie. It had sick action scenes, a decent plot, a great soundtrack, and emily browning. Honestly it seems people are biased against Snyder.
The action scenes have literally no reason to be in there because the main character takes no damage, which just makes it pointless for her to be flipping about doing dumb action shit.
As a Rhode Islander I can confirm that that is indeed what living here is like, and that on Wednesdays you can see Reptile climbing the Providence Place Mall.
That happens at least once a fight if you use x-rays though. You can snap someone's neck, smash their skull, and break their spine and they'll still get up in the next scene and look relatively unharmed (unless they're Shao Kahn).
I remember when I played those city levels and there were just these big dumb Transformers 3 adverts in the background. It really baffled me and pissed me off.
Matt, your right that Johnny Cage has the nunchaku for his weapon in Deadly Alliance, but in Deception since Cage doesn't appear as a playable character, the nunchaku weapon was instead used by Zombie Liu Kang.
There needs to be a pic of Shao Kahn with a hole in his chest, just cripple-walking to his throne going "Ooh, I feel like crap. I'm gonna go sit." rofl
"Live like an emperor, die like a bitch" is probably my favorite Woolie quote ever.
hates hair fighting. Loves skullgirls. Woolie the liar.
He likes Bayonetta as well. Woolie is a liar double-confirmed.
But only one character in skullgirls use her hair
@@pyroknighthayes9486 exactly
@@pyroknighthayes9486 two
"You'll never stop this DEADLY ALLIANCE!"
I'd love it if they all just go "ahhhhh!" and -Liu Kang- Kung Lao chucks his hat at Quan Chi for that horrible foreshadowing joke.
Liu Kang has the best hats
James -Hole Finder- Sunderland James?
Pat pointing out that that's where Johnny Cage dies in an alternate timeline reveals that scene as clever to those of us who don't know or forgot that, because it means that's the source of Raiden's future-migrane when he appears before Stryker, and thus why he both knows Johnny's over there, and goes to help him.
It's kind of odd seeing such a ridiculously dumb series be clever, on that note.
6:47 MILEENA WAS BORN WEARING EYESHADOW AND PERFECTLY STYLED HAIR
THAT'S WHAT I CALL GAME
I love the idea of Outworld invading Earthrelam with giant monsters crashing through buildings, scantly dressed babes running around, helicopters chasing dragons and Earth's military is like "This is some bullshit"
Oh do I have a dumb anime for you
+1000yrs Luna There's anime for everything man, I'll be fine...
No, but there's seriously this anime called GATE which is basically that premise.
AnCapDan There's a anime about Jesus upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/3/3f/Jesus_anime_film.png
There's anime for everything, Japan is everywhere
Described a good duke nukem game.
"You need lips to talk" say that to parrots.
they'll say it back
YOOO! At 27:09 Raiden has a vision that Cage dies against Motaro squad, that's why he flies over to kick the shit outta him. Raiden has prevented more things bad than we know guys...
That's how Johnny died in UMK3 as well.
The one good thing that Raiden did. The “ONE AND ONLY” good thing he actually did!
17:25
Kintaro's entrance and Woolie's "Ayyyy" just made me think of Ric Flair in Kintaro's place for some reason and I can't stop laughing.
His hobble almost looks like a parody of Flair's strut too.
Fun fact....Sheeva's voice actor is the same voice actor of Bubsy Bobcat, and Rouge the bat.
helter1234 Cheers, mate!
Oh
Smoke's jumping the gun more than Liam in a Metal Gear LP.
Woolie hates hair fighting, then Skullgirls and Bayonetta come into existence.
Kitana: 'Shang Tsung made a crazy creature from my DNA!'
Shao Kahn: 'You're Adopted!
Quan Chi: 'I brought Sindel back to life.'
Johnny Cage: 'And prom's tomorrow!'
Cuts to a disembodied hand dragging letters for "Porn" into frame, and then it holds up an earth realm camera.
"Smoke knows his days are numbered because of the lung cancer" There's real poetry to Your sense of humor man. I salute you for that.
You guys got it wrong. The amulet that keeps cracking is Raidens Amulet. Shinnoks is the one on Quan Chis belt (the big gold thing).
Also Shinnok's amulet IS a Kamidogu.
Also, its going to come up in the sequel
SHUT UP ABOUT THE KAMIDOGU I HATE YOU
I can confirm there are only 8 of us.
How do all of these people without lips talk?
Weird vocal chords, I imagine.
The no lip brigade needs to be added to the sbf lore.
W won't lie I've always like Stryker. Why? Because he's the only one who brought a gun.
I like the idea of a normal guy with a gun just blundering his way through this whole fucking mess of a story.
"I have trained for 20 years with numerous masters of the physical, mental, and spiritu--"
"Cool story, bro."
@@kildaver Catches bullet "--al variety."
Well if you’re fighting against magical ninjas, as a SWAT cop, gotta give it all you got when it comes to physical weapons.
Made sense with his X-ray as well, flashlight, baton and a taser to the face. Whilst Sonya and Jax are more hand to hand combat.
Pat:..evil, magic bullshit.
Woolie: Rhode Island.
Etornol Dorknoss
Ermac's second costume (his Team Magma cosplay) is so fucking cool
Hey Matt, Pat, and Woolie (And Liam too, I guess, lol), I just got out of the hospital, some guy t-boned me on my motorcycle, and completely destroyed it. The months of work I put into building it myself and the money I spent are now all gone. My face is all fucked up and I can't move my left hand, but your videos keep me from feeling too down. You guys are great. The best Gamers on TH-cam, and you always make me laugh. Thanks for being so cool
I can confirm, Rhode Island is worse than this.
>no cool hair fighters
Shantae.
I rest my case. WE'RE DONE HERE.
Why do Sindel's boobs have muscles? Boobs don't work like that...
CrazyPangolinLady Giant Lizard People don't work either....but hey!Who kares right?
CrazyPangolinLady This is a franchise where you can behead a guy 3 times in a row and that's what you're questioning?
Women have pectoral muscles
"You need lips to talk" im a parrot and i am really offended.
Is it weird of me to think that its kind of hypocritical that this game shows barely dressed men and women, but yet if any of these characters show so much as a nipple or their jiggly bits and suddenly we have a problem. Also why is it OK to show a crucified woman will her chest open but actually show her bare chest is a big no no.
Sex bad, graphic expletives, violence and gore good.
I think the fear is that the more we allow, the further the envelope inevitably gets pushed. Don't ask me why there's apparently no line when it comes to violence, although it probably has to do with the prevalent feeling that sexual atrocities are the worst kind.
I don't agree, not by a long shot, but people take sex really fucking seriously.
Cough... How did Serbian Film ever get created?
If God of War can show some nipple action, I don't see why Mortal Kombat can't do it.
Dude, that takes some balls to open up about you life and say it proudly, I give respect man.
I have no lips and this video offended me
ermac looks like kamen rider wizard and i love it
I really do think that I'd be down for a game that was just Striker having a really shitty day. Like Mortal Kombat X Die Hard.
"There are a lot more bad anime, than there are good ones." That's true for every medium ever, really.
That's a fairly hyperbolic statement.
I love how Kitana stabs Johnny in the back of the skull and through his eyes and he's fine XD
Yeah lets talk about logic in Mortal Kombat
I never took what happens in the gameplay to be what actually happens to the characters. Unless it's part of a cutscene like with Baraka's fatality in MKX.
I like for stryker all you needed to do was switch his hat forward lmao 😂
By the time MK X comes out Meilina is just gonna wear a g-string, tassels, and a mask.
Goddammit. I lost it at the "No-lip Brigade"
I legit want Mileena in MK11, but it isn't her, its the clone that was in the pod
.My excuse would be she escaped after Shang Tsung died and just wandered the forest until some old man farmer finds her takes care of her, teaching her martial arts, because everyone knows martial arts in outworld, and takes care of her because she does have a child's mind. She leaves for reasons and now we have shy, or at least modest, wing chun version of Mileena. It doesnt even have to be an old man, just an old MK character that is only used for story.
+Devin Kilpatrick I mean there is the legendary Martial Arts Teacher, Bo Rai Cho
I thought he died in that weird it doesn't look like he is dead but he is like Stryker ans Cyber Sub-Zero. Either way sure, that'll work.
I like that jiggle mechanic when Sheeva went down, that's some serious attention to detail
Can someone tell me why Sucker Punch apparently deserves hate? I LOVED the movie. It had sick action scenes, a decent plot, a great soundtrack, and emily browning. Honestly it seems people are biased against Snyder.
Lord Zachariah The film takes itself very seriously, and it was kind of marketed as a dumb action movie when it was actually a pretentious art film.
Omg I guess the artsyness flew right over my head, cause I never really got that impression.
Lord Zachariah That was its failure i think.
The action scenes have literally no reason to be in there because the main character takes no damage, which just makes it pointless for her to be flipping about doing dumb action shit.
I still can’t believe that’s all you get for beating the challenge tower.
Also I love how Noob is just a shadowy Sub Zero 1.
24:34
Helicopter chasing a dragon. The pilot must have balls of solid steel.
As a Rhode Islander I can confirm that that is indeed what living here is like, and that on Wednesdays you can see Reptile climbing the Providence Place Mall.
"Kitana's period attracts bears." I laughed to tears.
Of course Woolie doesn't like hair fighting, you can only do it with long hair.
The Mortal Kombat Annihilation stills at the beginning and end are really doing it for me.
That happens at least once a fight if you use x-rays though.
You can snap someone's neck, smash their skull, and break their spine and they'll still get up in the next scene and look relatively unharmed (unless they're Shao Kahn).
I want that t-shirt Shao Kahn's broken helment and the text "Lived like an emporer, died like a bitch."
Bahahahaha I love the lumpy space princess voices and qoutes :P Good job guys!
The lumpy space princess impressions are spot on
Four minutes later and i would have gone to sleep without watching it.
That Stryker shit at the end was ripped from The Matrix. Like every aspect. Even had the phone ringing. Dude.
>Sub Zero crushes your spleen and headbutts you
>your still standing
Couldn't all of MK be summarized by "Shao kahn is an asshole"?
Plague, seriously, get on this. Game of Kombat, Predator University, and Clever Girl, The Show with Raptors! We need you here!
Cuz watching them go "Oh look, cyrax got his ass kicked and now quanchi is talking. yaaaaaaaay." sound so fantastic.
Sheva famous line: "Date is over" *CRUSHED*
no fucks were given about her death
I like how at first Woolie doesn't give a shit about Mortal Kombat, but after a few videos, he genuily start to get interested in the series.
the super roundhouse kick is fucking badass Rain uses that during his X ray move.
I'm sorry, the "No Lip Brigade" line just killed me. I can't take it.
"Who to give the high five to!?"
So yeah, of course Woolie would get his jimmies rustled over girls with hair long enough to use as a weapon ...
This is the greatest Let's Watch ever.
TJ Storm was also the voice for Brad in Dead Rising, and Strider in UMVC3.
DUDE JIRAYA FIGHTS WITH HIS HAIR!!! AND THAT WAS HYPE!
That still pic of Shao Khan at the beginning is hysterical.
>Kitana stabs Johnny Cage in the back of the head and through both eyes.
>Raiden casually helps him stand back up unharmed.
I like the concept of little Kintaro & Kitana babies running around.
Props to Woolie for the Clerks Animated Series Reference that only 6 of us will notice.
21:45 Quan Chi just did a lil’ necromancy and rose his ass from the dead, it’s just another Monday for Chi.
Johnny's sunglasses protected him from those daggers.
I literally lost my shit at the part where they talked about not having lips.
TJ Storm was also that one guy in the first Mortal Kombat movie, he got his soul stolen by Shang Tsung. He was also Strider Hiryu in Mahvel 3
I liked it too. But that argument is too awesome. Cuz Man of Steel is gonna be such balls XD
You played Legendary!? You sir have balls of solid steel. I don't think I'd have the cajones to touch the disc
Matt and Pat doing Lumpy Space Princess impression
I really like this Stryker...and Johnny Cage.
I'm not into Mortal Kombat, but i do enjoy this
I love how Lumpy Space Princess is the new "stupid girl" voice.
I am more than okay with it.
Stryker is so bad that Raiden for that one moment wished he didn't exist.
I love how you guys are referencing classic FPS games
Woolie: ''Noob's like ''I'll split your shit!''
Had me laughing for 5 minutes.
1:38 Woolie does a great Homer giggle lol
I can never see Fin and Flame Princess ever again without thinking "Aluminum Foil Condom".
"Millia Rage is fucking radical!"
You tell em, Pat!
Noob and Smoke as a tag team is the metalest.
Oh god! I remember Noob-Smoke and how crazy that concept was.
By the way to anyone who wants to know, sub zero 1's name is Bi Han, and 2's name is Kuai Lang.
Actuallly Pat, you unlock a kinda nice looking Flash costume for beating all of its stupid challenge tower(S.T.A.R. Labs)
I remember when I played those city levels and there were just these big dumb Transformers 3 adverts in the background.
It really baffled me and pissed me off.
Those tiny tanto pipes were the weirdest weapons ive seen on television
Matt, your right that Johnny Cage has the nunchaku for his weapon in Deadly Alliance, but in Deception since Cage doesn't appear as a playable character, the nunchaku weapon was instead used by Zombie Liu Kang.
At 9:00, Shao Khan might as well have told Shang Tsung "Your like the daughter I've always wanted, but never had!!!!"
Wow, unexpected mention of Heretic and Hexen. I thought everyone forgot about those games heh.
Man, that jiggle anytime Kitana walks...
Matt the Human, Jack the Snake, Pat the Flame Prince, Woolie the Vampire King, and yeah, Liam the Moe Princess
I dunno why, why I love the way Pat says "Asshole."
"Nobody's got time for that." You would say that Woolie
dude rain is so badass you don't know it. Dude is a water ninja and a prince and son of a elder god.
There needs to be a pic of Shao Kahn with a hole in his chest, just cripple-walking to his throne going "Ooh, I feel like crap. I'm gonna go sit." rofl
"But I know I'm not the only one thinking it." i totally agree there are: people with Excessive Compulsive Disorder.