A lot of people are saying "where's Eli". But I think everyone on Barshens knows that Eli being on this video would be a fast track to demonitization....
The last couple of minutes were probably the funniest moments in Barshens history. I've always found your videos entertaining and funny, but the editing, captions and reactions gave me a serious belly laugh for the first time XD
and it's a shame how good this episode is, because if there is a way for youtube to go even further than demonetization, this video would be a good reason for it.
Speaking of "Cliffbanger", I remember seeing a video of people banging in climbing gear, high up on a cliff-face. Yes, it actually happened, and yes it was pretty metal. Also, the girl was the one "on top" if I recall. Also also, dinosaur porn is indeed a niche that exists. But I'm pretty sure it's all either hand-drawn or animated in SFM.
I cant imagine the conversation between Barry and his wife, LET ALONE the one when his kids are old enough to watch these or kids in school tell Barrys kids hes a pervert
I worked in a video shop for a few months in 2000 (the year, that is). There was a trend back then for churning out porno versions of recent releases, which we hired out to eager, but disappointed professional tossers. The ban on A Clockwork Orange was lifted, so it got its first official UK video and DVD release, followed closely by A Clockwork Orgy, which was very popular with our dirty mac wearing patrons. Someone actually bought the porno version of Gladiator (forget what it was called) but they returned it after a few days, demanding a refund because the DVD wouldn't play and was "damaged". On closer inspection, the DVD was covered in dried jiz and loads of scratches and other stains (everyone in the shop scrubbed their hands thoroughly after handling it) which the customer claimed had been on there before he'd bought it. He didn't get his refund.
I'm just surprised Jurassic Pork is actually real porn since the first time I heard the title was on the Red Green show (I think one of the characters was talking about a failed meat business he'd had). Anyway, very funny episode.
Josh .W A law that requires age verification on all sites that deal with sexual content. If it isn't enforced, sites and ISPs will be fined by the government. So basically they will now track your Pornographic history which will be assigned to you personally and you'll only be able to have access to it if you're 18+. Hopefully there will be ways around it like VPNs.
Fleshdance (1985) X | Adult | 9 March 1985 (Japan) Shanna Evans is an aspiring dancer who takes on a job at a strip club. Director: Ken Gibb (as Ken Gibbs) Writer: J. Daniels (screenplay) Stars: Rachel Ashley, Shanna Evans, Tanya Lawson | See full cast & crew »
Paul you and I once got into a spat because I said you were unfunny. Well I have gotta say youve gotten a lot better and I liked you a lot this episode. Youre much for natural on camera now. Good work.
That was weird. I had never heard of flesh Gordon the spoof porn before but I was listening to a Josh Whiddicomb podcast (from 6 years ago)JUST THIS MORNING where it was mentioned too. That was weird. Apparently this is an actual phycological effect or something where you hear repeated phrases for the first time or they stand out, I can't remember what it is but I seem to remember it was on QI
#BarryWasThrobbed
Well done, well done
AHHHAHA
You win the internet
#BarryWasGobbed
You did a Barshens about porn without Eli? This is sacrilege!
If Eli was there, the video would never have been uploaded, the internet can't handle his filth... :P
Given the context, it's difficult not to hear a euphemism when you say 'his filth'.
we ALL know, that would be TOO dirty for humanity!
It gives Dana and Paul a fair chance of winning
I honestly expected him to magically appear when they said 'beetlejizz' three times in a row
Linton is a hero. The editing in these never fails to make me laugh.
I always assumed Eli would be the "weird sleazy one" in Barshens, but after seeing this it's definitely Paul.
eli strikes me as regular sleazy, but paul is definitely weird sleazy.
well, we know the only porn eli would know is the modular kind.
listen to the cheapshow podcast, Paul is absolutely 100% odd sleazy.
@@thomasjenkins7506 only if it has AMPLITUDE
On this episode of Good Mythical Porning, we answer the age old question... Will It Porn Movie? Lets talk about that!
Can't wait until someone screams "Tokyo" while someone plays with a pussy in the background.
Me Auntie Nora WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ;)
PompeyJimmy th-cam.com/video/up4di2TSP_w/w-d-xo.html
Sine Nomine Perfect!!
PompeyJimmy lol you are a recent fan aren't you Lol
Wow imagine the people who were introduced to Barshens through My Virgin Kitchen...
Mainly gonna be from Stuart though, at least he swears in his videos.
The porn parody of "My virgin kitchen" - "My virgin bitchin' "
Virgins no more me thinks.
Hi
Halfpipesaur no virgin kitchen
That looked like it was an uncomfortable 10 minutes for Stuart.
*struggles to refrain from making a sex joke*
More like for Ryan XD
"A man with a wide gush"
*cuts to Stuart making a face*
@@adamwatson2914 Seriously. Nothing like spending quality time with your uncle and his volatile, ghostbusters-obsessed friend, talking about porn.
MVK Barry - Innocent, reserved and not at all dirty...
Barshens Barry - Perverted and somewhat disturbingly dirty.......... :S
MVK Barry has his moments.
MVK Barry is Dad Barry, Barshens Barry is Bloke Barry.
It's like he's a human or something.
twocvbloke In a good way though. :p
Barry seems to have lost all sense of pride and shame and it's glorius
I have never wanted a sequel more in my life.
Someone please help Linton. He’s suffering.
Barry immediately starts inviting porn stars. Why am I not surprised?
I'm surprised because both Paul and Ashens know porn directors who could have "cum" on to the show
I don't know. Why are you surprised?
Barshens vs Mythical Morning. The fight is on.
A lot of people are saying "where's Eli". But I think everyone on Barshens knows that Eli being on this video would be a fast track to demonitization....
I'm so glad you guys didn't end this. This is bloody brilliant.
I get the feeling that even though Barry is probably close to 40, he only discovered sex about 5 years ago and porn at the start of 2015.
The last couple of minutes were probably the funniest moments in Barshens history. I've always found your videos entertaining and funny, but the editing, captions and reactions gave me a serious belly laugh for the first time XD
and it's a shame how good this episode is, because if there is a way for youtube to go even further than demonetization, this video would be a good reason for it.
Stuart has never looked so uncomfortable
I think "Fleshlance" would be a better title. It suggests so much.
Speaking of "Cliffbanger", I remember seeing a video of people banging in climbing gear, high up on a cliff-face. Yes, it actually happened, and yes it was pretty metal.
Also, the girl was the one "on top" if I recall.
Also also, dinosaur porn is indeed a niche that exists. But I'm pretty sure it's all either hand-drawn or animated in SFM.
I mean that's frankly impressive
Barry has never sounded quite so innocent as when he suggested there might be guys who are into butt.
I nearly clicked this with my family thinking it was actually Good Mythical Morning, which we watch every day. That could have been bad.
Of course
In a weird way I'm kind of glad Barshens has no hope of monetisation or we wouldn't get gold like this!
The variety and quantity of Paul's euphemisms is...really something.
"Poonies" in retrospect is kind of antiquated now. Today it would be "The Gooners"
CANT WAIT for arsehens
I love Stuarts expressions in this. He looks like he wanted to go and take a shower cause this was diiirty xD
‘Shaving Ryan’s privates’
Shaving Private Ryan.
I'm subbed to GMM and Barshens and for a second I thought GMM uploaded a 4th video about Barshens and was thoroughly confused.
Fleshdance is a hentai... don't ask how I know this information...
Don't need to, it's obvious
#PAULWASROBBED
All of you should go watch Jim Stirling's reviews of "Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen" and "Oversnatch".
Uh oh, my Aunt is called America.
I've rewound the ending with Paul doing his thing 3 times now and it just keeps getting funnier.
Never thought that four 40+ men talking about porn titles could be so much fun
Kobi Tzarfati I think Stuart is the only one that is just now 40. His nephew is about half his age. Barry is in his late 30s and idk about Paul
Atomica1996 i believe Paul's 38 or 39 years old
_The Secretion of Spunky Island_ is the best thing I’ve ever heard
This might just have the best title of anything ever.
I love how Stuart deliberately used the word "defiled" xP
the continued endings of the episode made me laugh so much XD
Wow, I visited TH-cam at the right time!
This video has more endings than lord of the rings
I cant imagine the conversation between Barry and his wife, LET ALONE the one when his kids are old enough to watch these or kids in school tell Barrys kids hes a pervert
no he's not
MassErect is a subreddit. :D
It was also the joke Yahtzee made about that title when he reviewed the first game over a decade ago.
Ass Effect, too
Reliable as ever Barry. Using all of your resources at hand to check your facts!
I'm so glad i found this channel :)
God Flesh Dance sounds like a horror film.
Ashens got his shirt back!
Oh god I laughed so hard at the false endings so hard I got heartburn
If love to see an episode where they just quiz Barry on pop culture
I worked in a video shop for a few months in 2000 (the year, that is). There was a trend back then for churning out porno versions of recent releases, which we hired out to eager, but disappointed professional tossers. The ban on A Clockwork Orange was lifted, so it got its first official UK video and DVD release, followed closely by A Clockwork Orgy, which was very popular with our dirty mac wearing patrons. Someone actually bought the porno version of Gladiator (forget what it was called) but they returned it after a few days, demanding a refund because the DVD wouldn't play and was "damaged". On closer inspection, the DVD was covered in dried jiz and loads of scratches and other stains (everyone in the shop scrubbed their hands thoroughly after handling it) which the customer claimed had been on there before he'd bought it. He didn't get his refund.
Joanne Gray woah
Paul makes me feel like i need to take...several baths.
Amanda Flores Man's a cringe machine.
Such a proper lads moment. Loving it.
Oh Paul, you're so amazing. You should have done Paul v Eli! 😍😍
Another classic. Well done lads
Porn just isn't the same without Eli.
Honestly I just feel bad for Linton.
Is it only me that wants to see Stuart and Barry create the fake movie posters
Barshens is not afraid of youtube, I love it.
'Brazshens'
Another great video guys!
WE still want more!
Gannon absolutely in his element today
Paul is so mean to Barry!
Schindler's Fist
Barshens turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I never really noticed.
This was exactly what i needed now.
me: *eating slightly off tasting pasta*
Paul: "anal drippage"
WHERE WAS ELI!?
There is an actual Who Framed Roger Rabbit porn spoof, though it's called Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit. It's awful.
Challenging wank?
The continuity of Paul's glorious beard ~
Plump Friction (Pulp Fiction) The Ejaculator (The Terminator) Brashens (Barshens)
I'm just surprised Jurassic Pork is actually real porn since the first time I heard the title was on the Red Green show (I think one of the characters was talking about a failed meat business he'd had). Anyway, very funny episode.
Was I this only one who remembered Charlie Brooker's bit on Sky Movies when Edward Penishands came up
i'm watching this on my phone and as paul pulled the chain down from the top of the frame I got a notification
Oh no... I won't be able to watch Barshens in April once the new UK porn laws come into affect. Thanks, Barry.
blobbem what law?
Josh .W A law that requires age verification on all sites that deal with sexual content. If it isn't enforced, sites and ISPs will be fined by the government. So basically they will now track your Pornographic history which will be assigned to you personally and you'll only be able to have access to it if you're 18+. Hopefully there will be ways around it like VPNs.
I just turned 18. VPN FTW
That is the least intelligent thing in British politics since about 5 minutes ago. Really, just about an hourly idiocy.
It got shot down though.
Fleshdance (1985)
X | Adult | 9 March 1985 (Japan)
Shanna Evans is an aspiring dancer who takes on a job at a strip club.
Director: Ken Gibb (as Ken Gibbs)
Writer: J. Daniels (screenplay)
Stars: Rachel Ashley, Shanna Evans, Tanya Lawson | See full cast & crew »
Paul you and I once got into a spat because I said you were unfunny. Well I have gotta say youve gotten a lot better and I liked you a lot this episode. Youre much for natural on camera now. Good work.
Barry talking about "Butt Beads" and me thinking of Mrs Barry has added a whole new dimension to My Virgin Kitchen.
Congrats on the 100k subs
That's a brave title. I wouldn't be surprised if Rhett and Link were pretty litigious now that they've gone corporate.
That effin ending!!!
Wood Rocket... i know you´re watching this.
Barshens porn parody, make it happen.
I'm willing to be a Hen if there are any Bars about? Let's make Asshens a reality!
"Never ask a lady from babe station if she'd like to come" I'll do what I want...😉😏
Man, it's been so long since I've heard of World of Goo.
Carry on Barshens!
That was weird. I had never heard of flesh Gordon the spoof porn before but I was listening to a Josh Whiddicomb podcast (from 6 years ago)JUST THIS MORNING where it was mentioned too. That was weird. Apparently this is an actual phycological effect or something where you hear repeated phrases for the first time or they stand out, I can't remember what it is but I seem to remember it was on QI
more often it's resonant social frequencies within the circles we jerk.
5 years late, but it's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
Hello there demonetisation...
This brings a whole new meaning to dink it and sink it.
Day of the tentacle has to of been done
“Indiana bone and the Tempe of Pune” is the greatest porn parody ever made !!!!
that was the most awkward thing i ever watched
Bono does your carpets?
Da Seapig Actually, the carpets did Bono.
The ending scarred me for life...
Man, I'd love to play The Secretion Of Spunky Island.
I can not tell you how disappointed I am that Oversnatch wasn't featured.
Oversnatch is real, tho.' As is "Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen."
Did Barry style his hair like 'There's something about Mary'?
Just a casual conversation about hardcore porn :D
Best barshens edit!
I like this new blue Barry.
There's bits of this that are making it sodding hard to eat this chilli, I'll say that.
Poor Ashens.
What the heck is wrong with Gannon