[Criken] Movie Game Monday: Desperate Housewives ft. Bedbananas

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  • @GnomeChompskiGeso
    @GnomeChompskiGeso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The most cursed movie night monday game we've had

  • @funkfisk
    @funkfisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If you didn't watch this stream and want to know if spending hours watching this is worth it, it is. Psychological horror at its best.

  • @afnan338
    @afnan338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    One of the best/blessed/cursed streams Criken has done in a while. Bed is the perfect partner to play the psycho to Crikens boyscout.

  • @fackingcant6528
    @fackingcant6528 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Two small men in a skinsuit attempt to infiltrate the neo-feudalistic hierarchy of desperate housewives by sowing the seeds of discord.

  • @Arcnei
    @Arcnei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I must be high right now. No one would ever be crazy enough to look at Desperate Housewives and think to make a video game off of it!

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like the Sims but a more fucked up version. You can cheat on your husband with every guy in the neighborhood, physically abuse your spouse and your child, at one point an adult teacher is having sex with your teenage son and holding his grades hostage if he doesn't stay with her, and you can choose to ENCOURAGE this and order your son to continue being molested for the sake of his grades. Yes you can cheat in your spouse and slap them in the Sims but it's done in such a cartoonist manner that it's more ridiculous than anything but with this game everytime is done with a straight face and there's no similish so you can actually understand your spouse when he begs you to please stop cheating on him and abusing him.

    • @grelkie
      @grelkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karawithgun8148 fun

    • @kuru-kuru5867
      @kuru-kuru5867 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karawithgun8148 there used to be the sims game in consoles (GBA, NDS, etc) that has mission story and mini games like this, tbh i really hope the sims dev make more like these spinoffs instead of making sims 4 dlc

  • @nrdzilla
    @nrdzilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5 minutes in and the BedBannana's lore has me invested.

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The Venn Diagram of the Desperate Housewive audience and people that play video games are 2 entirely seperate circles. How did this happen?

    • @Dantethedemonkiller
      @Dantethedemonkiller ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They touch, overlap just abit... Just over me

    • @SweatySheets
      @SweatySheets ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustAGameDevAndAlsoAFemboywho says this? But also how did find this video shortly before. Replied 40 minutes ago and here I am

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The emotional, physical, even borderline sexual abuse*. This game was made by psychopaths but it makes for a jaw-dropping watch.
    **YOUR SON IS SUPPOSED TO BE 14 THE WIKI SAYS... there is no borderline, this game is batshit insane and rated T for teen*

    • @PipEnigma
      @PipEnigma ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jesus, I was hoping he was at least 17, somewhere closer to the age of consent in some states but still preeetty not good…but 14 good LORD.

    • @louiswendlander9083
      @louiswendlander9083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT ITS REALLY T FOR TEEN??? JFC so grosssss but yeah I needed to see the whole horrible game ngl LOL God I can't believe he's only 14... Vile.

  • @packratz2745
    @packratz2745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I know this is kinda late, but I like how hard the game came out swinging with the garden of eden imagery.

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how Bed just admits that before Covid he just didn't wash hands

  • @cliffracer_
    @cliffracer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I don't want my dog tied to this" - BedBananas

  • @Snawsages
    @Snawsages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This whole stream was Criken and Bed's quest to have an affair with every male in town

  • @SleepyMatt-zzz
    @SleepyMatt-zzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that they couldn't save was the icing on the cake.

  • @mazman6559
    @mazman6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The default husband’s face is literally a blonde criken

  • @Arashi257
    @Arashi257 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Prostitution as a means of fast travel in a game was the last thing I thought of when it comes to exploits.

  • @TalesofGirl4ever
    @TalesofGirl4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This stream was so fucking cursed, especially when we got to the T.A bit.
    10/10, will watch again

  • @CommanderZx2
    @CommanderZx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This game has more NTR action than a hentai.

  • @canariawing
    @canariawing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this stream was so much fun to watch, it makes me so miserable that they couldn't save at the end which means they can't continue ;_;

    • @currentquiet9591
      @currentquiet9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Boy do I have good news for you

    • @ЧубазекаСпиногрызов
      @ЧубазекаСпиногрызов 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@currentquiet9591 they didn't finish it after all. Part 3 never came out

    • @canariawing
      @canariawing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@currentquiet9591 yeah i know, i was there for part 2 live lol i was so happy
      miserable once again tho cuz they never did part 3

    • @cheeseboy4673
      @cheeseboy4673 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Boy do I have good news for you

    • @abaddungeonmaster7622
      @abaddungeonmaster7622 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well we have joyous news for this whole thread then 🙏

  • @blackheartx210x6
    @blackheartx210x6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I kinda wanna play this game because it is fuckin out there like wtf lol

  • @g0reypigs3
    @g0reypigs3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love bed

  • @Takhi4141
    @Takhi4141 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 3:12:50 when cricken says wtf I literally said it myself the exact same way at the same time

    • @Takhi4141
      @Takhi4141 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was fucking hilarious for me

  • @twtpatr
    @twtpatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love me some Bedbananas

  • @GabeTheGrump
    @GabeTheGrump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please figure out a way to play this again this was one of the best movie game mondays

  • @mylesmesser12
    @mylesmesser12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tomato lol

  • @gangliaghost8720
    @gangliaghost8720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so glad Joe stepped up, he was definitely the cherry on top for this stream
    Aw! And Ruby popped in! I haven't seen her on a criken stream in a while, I really like her.

  • @liongus
    @liongus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Jump's in*
    The Father looks like wide Chris Evans
    *Jumps out*

  • @cronst6352
    @cronst6352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have this craving to edit your movie game mondays into smaller videos but I'm so late in the game that I don't know the legality/morality/your policy on that.

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:52:10 because that's what NORMAL people do, and the people in "desperate housewives" are NOT normal people! XD

  • @chompytv8591
    @chompytv8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey, quick question, yeah, um:
    Who the fuck is this game FOR, ya know?

    • @chompytv8591
      @chompytv8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok, I’ve come back around 4 hours into the vod and holy shit, I understand.
      Karen Simulator.

    • @Leon14000
      @Leon14000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bedbananas.

  • @louiswendlander9083
    @louiswendlander9083 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so happy I found this because after I saw Call me Kevin play it I wanted to see more of this psychotic, horrible game and now I can! :)

  • @YrHopesAnDreams
    @YrHopesAnDreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spoilers for part of the story, if you care:
    Idk if I'm just high, or the idea of the student teacher who was involved in her infant brother's death copes with that in her position by sexualizing younger men is a surprisingly realistic character idea.

  • @gangliaghost8720
    @gangliaghost8720 ปีที่แล้ว

    Game probably had a memory leak, hence the increasing lag and inability to save idk that sucks

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this game just a mod for Sims?

    • @Nixolas_Zinn
      @Nixolas_Zinn ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's an actual game.... idk how to get it tho

  • @woof5082
    @woof5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    their bad poker is triggering me LUL

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what is that, laugh uut loud?

    • @woof5082
      @woof5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Deadbeatcow it a twitch emote my bad