I thought we were on good terms with Germany, I went to the base where my dad was stationed in and there was this one German guy who oiled his hair and got a black piece of tape and… you can guess where it went, i didn’t understand then but a photo on a hp pavilion laptop (still runs on vista..) showed me that guy doing the salute
@@Sdddsa124 Play the game as a small country (not too small. 1x xp modifier is enough.). Then invade countries with big population (China, India, etc...). I recommend trying to find a serve with only 1-3 players
@@Adityabikramnayak when a country did something 7236782979328726156236562357632 years ago to your grand grand grand grand grand parents (you still have to hold a grudge)
I once gave 64K money and 14K manpower to the USA as a sign of peace since he’s invading China and I’m close to it, and he gave me back 1 billon dollars💀
One of my favorite things i do as usa in rise of nations is funding wars to the nation who is losing, its fun seeing two nations rip each other apart while youre spectating and helping the other guy without actually fighting xd
@@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350 The diffirence between what i did is that i funded losing or almost always the nation who has no chance of winning against a bully, the us in real life funded wars whether you were a commie or not
@BisexualsInParis Having 1500 hours on hoi4, i can say that RON is a lot better when you don't want your brain to be fried for two days after a 7 hour R56 RP game.
@@leventekocsis9103 THAT fries your brain? I once took a week off from work to do a multi-player run of hoi4. Our game took us 3 days of gameplay to complete
When usa is collapsed and new England sends you an alliance offer and you accept, only to not pay attention to them until you look back and wonder why you can't trade with Brazil and why New England has so many resources.
If the USA collapses , that will be the end of the free nations. The US alone is a one man army. And we have always supported our allies with weapons, intel, and financial aid.
Though it sucks because it is on Roblox, runs on network, no single player unless buy a private server, and the lil Roblox kids are toxic (that includes all the actual toxic kids)
I haven't played this game in a good few years, but one of the games I will always remember was: > Play USA > Upgrade all the cities and become even more rich > China player attacks small Bhutan > Bhutan player asks other players for support > I send Bhutan trillions upon trillions of Dollars in monetary support, along with tens of millions of volunteers > Repeat this step, over and over again > China is starting to wonder how Bhutan is still standing and fighting back > China starts accusing me of supporting Bhutan, but has no evidence as I hadn't shown any interest in Asia > I deny the accusations fully knowing I am lying through my teeth > Keep supporting Bhutan > Bhutan beats China > Bhutan and I are best buds until the end of the game That will always be one of my favorite games
I play this game every now and again and my main strategy as a US player is to legit just chill and sit and don’t declare wars. I don’t even go after Mexico or Canada. I max my economy (it’s nice to have #1 without even forming NAU) Max out the navy with an air wing And eevery time I intervene in the mid-game point I just send aid and a Carrier strike group over as that seems to be enough 😂 maybe troops as well if they hold long enough. All while maxing my country a fort with a 2 ocean navy and like 90+ stability. Maybe not the most interactive and exciting strategy but it works if you’re a chill player.
Fr if US is in your faction by 1943 they got like 300 mills, and 7M troops in field, not to mention those 40K fighters and Cas whitch are pre ww1 cuz AI does not know how to make good planes xD
@ USA already owns the world practically. All they gotta do is just bulldoze every nation early game and normally the last one standings are USA, Russia, and maybe China if Russia felt like it
@@HarryGoodman-i6b no offense but i think being a jersey citizen is very boring, like what is special about jersey other than it being a crown dependency
Ikr?! Hulk as America is too accurate! That's my headcanon of America now! Also Germany as War Machine is too perfect! I need a Germany flag colored version of War Machine now!
@@Charbob-j9w Ya it was kind of insane half of all ammunition made in the US was sent to USSR and the US was at one point feeding 15% of the USSR population most of which were military.
As a former Russia player, this is accurate, I was so close on taking full control of Europe, then Portugal with a half billion donation from USA defeated me in just one week
As a former USA main, I just end up not taking over countries and just dominate the economy leaderboard. It's to the point the guy on 3rd place has a single pixel to represent him. If there's a war coming I end up stalling it until one of us left lol.
Seeing this, i can't help but be mad. Seeing that the cherished US-UK alliance is literally hanging on by a thread thanks to the tyrant that is Kier Starmer.
Funny story my friend was the us and I was japan and my country was falling apart i asked him for a dollar jokingly knowing it wouldn’t work and as soon as he sent that dollar all of a sudden every problem in my country went away it was funny af and i still don’t know how it worked
I got destroyed by USA while playing italy bruh. Looks like USA player had beef with italy Edit:hear me out im not saying to much bruh i just suck english
USA players have beef with everything. Besides playing USA is boring as hell, I litteraly conquered russian states with cook islands, did the same to americas with Tonga or how it was called. But first time I played as USA i didn't even know where to start, it was so boring that I quit after 5 minutes
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Imagine Germany starts a war and America just casually forewords you a 10 digit bank check
World wars in a nutshell:
Ukraine: 'receives 15+ digit bank check'
@@DarkChaos87 😂😂😂 if that was the case the war would be long over 😂
That’s only (a) billion(s)
@@drew2626 you dont know how war works lmao
Soviet : Human spam
USA : Money spam
You can run out of meat but you can't run out of printed money
Printing more money meaning the currency is getting less valuable
How to get more money?
-Give war a chance. (A)
-Give war a chance. (B)
-Give war a GODDAMN chance. (C)
-Be USA. (D)
*Soviet union has sent 3,000,000 soldiers*
Canada: Span camp
🇬🇧 - 🇩🇪: "Bloody hell, Germany. You bastard!"
🇬🇧 - 🇺🇸: "Cheers mate"
I thought we were on good terms with Germany, I went to the base where my dad was stationed in and there was this one German guy who oiled his hair and got a black piece of tape and… you can guess where it went, i didn’t understand then but a photo on a hp pavilion laptop (still runs on vista..) showed me that guy doing the salute
Read this in sniper's voice
@@scouseleemini1 "a lot can happen in 7 years"
@@meanteen so the whole RAF Wildenrath thing means nothing..
Fuckin German bastards is a lot more likely
"USA JUST SENT YOU A BILLION DOLLARS!"
"nice."
nice.
Israel simulator
@@hackermanxdd nah thats crazy
To be real as a former USA player, it's just cus how far away you are from wherever it is so by the time u get there its over.
How to get XP??? I want to play the bigger nations
@@Sdddsa124 play the game pretty much
@@Sdddsa124 Play the game as a small country (not too small. 1x xp modifier is enough.). Then invade countries with big population (China, India, etc...). I recommend trying to find a serve with only 1-3 players
@@Sdddsa124 Play as micronations, or just play many times, that's about it.
Jokes aside, this was a wholesome moment in the movie
Smallest American wartime donation:
Supporting Colonisers?
Looters help looters
@@AdityabikramnayakL ragebait
@@Adityabikramnayak when a country did something 7236782979328726156236562357632 years ago to your grand grand grand grand grand parents (you still have to hold a grudge)
@XEG_H more like 847473837374748483882828374747438394e87 years ago
I once gave 64K money and 14K manpower to the USA as a sign of peace since he’s invading China and I’m close to it, and he gave me back 1 billon dollars💀
Don't worry, you'll pay them back.
...In 510 years.
Murica game play
@@Knight-Artorias is that a Fallout reference I see 👀?
That is what the US would call a "proportional response". Play nice, get nice things. Don't play nice, get not-so-nice things.
Ah, just like real life.
One of my favorite things i do as usa in rise of nations is funding wars to the nation who is losing, its fun seeing two nations rip each other apart while youre spectating and helping the other guy without actually fighting xd
That cold War mindset
Non e un gioco è la realtà......per ora poi pagherete conto.
@@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350 The diffirence between what i did is that i funded losing or almost always the nation who has no chance of winning against a bully, the us in real life funded wars whether you were a commie or not
@@wolfroze9703 ripeto non è un gioco è la realtà si sa chi sono i bulli e arriverà il conto ...
@@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350 Oh it probably will, considering they're the richest country in the universe
pov : you have a lot of money but NO MANPOWER
USA have a lot of mp too 5m isn’t that low
@@alializade4086 Really? 5M is too too low compared to an Allaince of BRICKS
Thats not the same😂@@sambhavtiwari3963
Democracy runs be like
Thats why i dont play in europe or north america
the german frontline watching in horror as 3 trillion volunteer soldiers land in hamburg
America casually cloning the world population 1000 times over just to give them away as "volunteer" soldiers
Alemania:*consigue logro armas nucleares y bombardea eeuu😅
@@gggvvvjggbgg4517you still have that cow as minister of health?
To be fair, They really felt like a Zombie wave coming in With and they had Machine guns.
And you know what I like Machine guns during Zombie wave 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂
USA usually just troop spams
Edit: wow my phone is blowing up !!!
you just take the defense buff created 2 submarine and put the fortifications and you just go to the lvl of your troops
Idk why people just say troop spam? What am I supposed to do not build units?
@@SalSal-om1en ask for MP and money from your allies or ask either my russian china brazil india or japan these are the richest countries before US
@Roxstahrr us and french
@Roxstahrr US in French says this
Never thought I’d see rise of nations on TH-cam shorts
@BisexualsInParis Having 1500 hours on hoi4, i can say that RON is a lot better when you don't want your brain to be fried for two days after a 7 hour R56 RP game.
What is it i thought it was a mobile game
Here I am confused because the only RoN I know is the one made by Big Huge Games...
@@leventekocsis9103 THAT fries your brain? I once took a week off from work to do a multi-player run of hoi4. Our game took us 3 days of gameplay to complete
@@shrekharvey2585it's a roblox gane
When usa is collapsed and new England sends you an alliance offer and you accept, only to not pay attention to them until you look back and wonder why you can't trade with Brazil and why New England has so many resources.
Sees both americas and Africa just blue.
If the USA collapses , that will be the end of the free nations. The US alone is a one man army. And we have always supported our allies with weapons, intel, and financial aid.
Yup the moment I get a big Allie it's over
Colonisers
Can someone please tell me the name of the song🙏
Brings a smile to my face knowing people still talk of Rise of Nations
Though it sucks because it is on Roblox, runs on network, no single player unless buy a private server, and the lil Roblox kids are toxic (that includes all the actual toxic kids)
@@Seth9840 js friend a world war roleplay hoster and go into his server when hes offline
When USA comes in clutch in dire moments: There’s a star man waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’s blow our minds
There’s a star man waiting in the sky
@@nou977 he's told us not to blow it
Oh god no, it’s spreading to the comments sections now?!😶🌫️
I haven't played this game in a good few years, but one of the games I will always remember was:
> Play USA
> Upgrade all the cities and become even more rich
> China player attacks small Bhutan
> Bhutan player asks other players for support
> I send Bhutan trillions upon trillions of Dollars in monetary support, along with tens of millions of volunteers
> Repeat this step, over and over again
> China is starting to wonder how Bhutan is still standing and fighting back
> China starts accusing me of supporting Bhutan, but has no evidence as I hadn't shown any interest in Asia
> I deny the accusations fully knowing I am lying through my teeth
> Keep supporting Bhutan
> Bhutan beats China
> Bhutan and I are best buds until the end of the game
That will always be one of my favorite games
As USA player I getting my consumer goods,economy and etc, and after that I getting Ireland :D
Uk abuse.exe
How can i get land in a peacetreety
Consumer goods is such a tedious and mid strat
why does the usa always have to blow up my house
Nah i just get whole American continent and africa and then i wait for Europe to destroy it self
I play this game every now and again and my main strategy as a US player is to legit just chill and sit and don’t declare wars. I don’t even go after Mexico or Canada.
I max my economy (it’s nice to have #1 without even forming NAU)
Max out the navy with an air wing
And eevery time I intervene in the mid-game point I just send aid and a Carrier strike group over as that seems to be enough 😂 maybe troops as well if they hold long enough. All while maxing my country a fort with a 2 ocean navy and like 90+ stability. Maybe not the most interactive and exciting strategy but it works if you’re a chill player.
Oddly mirroring reality, there. I suppose the game's built well. Lol
Average hoi4 moment
I lovenwhen the hearts start ironing
@@I_am_bacon._. no way that's the name of the game!!!!!1
@@I_am_bacon._. She iron on my heart till I- wait, what tf does this mean .
Fr if US is in your faction by 1943 they got like 300 mills, and 7M troops in field, not to mention those 40K fighters and Cas whitch are pre ww1 cuz AI does not know how to make good planes xD
Bro way too real.
Reasons why USA is played
A. funny
B. Try it for first time
C. *skill issue*
D. World domination
@ USA already owns the world practically. All they gotta do is just bulldoze every nation early game and normally the last one standings are USA, Russia, and maybe China if Russia felt like it
French: "It's show time"
*exits the stage*
more like *flops on knees and throws hands up* "DON'T SHOOT PLEASE!"
@@Havox-
*The french revolutionaries looking for an excuse to somehow be more dangerous than the army*
"The hell you will!"
Can someone please tell me the name of the song
and conquers all EUROPE WITH NAPOELON
I love how Germany is just insulting UK and then America is just like:🗿🍷
Well to be fair, it’s historically accurate.
2 types of usa player
1: wholesome capitalist donator
2: colonize europe gaming
edit: WHY THE HELL SO MANY LIKES WTH XD
forgot 3: collapse instantly
@@Dracheplayzhey thats me
And me who made usa communist 💀
@@Dracheplayz usa ai as soon as anything goes to war with it
@@ultimatebg6010your days are numbered pal join me in classic nations my username is cay7809 ill tell u when I get on
🇩🇪:what’s up small dude
🇬🇧:what’s up weak dude
“In other words, your country is FILTHY RICH NOW!”
“Nice”
getting invaded by guernsey while being jersey and USA comes and launches a whole ass pearl harbor on them
Average crown dependency gameplay :
@@randombritishperson. lmao true
Bro I live in jersey 😂
There's loads of German fortifications and stuff here
@@HarryGoodman-i6b no offense but i think being a jersey citizen is very boring, like what is special about jersey other than it being a crown dependency
@@ey4d.. very true
“The us has just given you three quarters of there army!”
UK:👍
Bro, the small taco representing the money is accurate, the USA could probably give way more.
Germany: Declares war
USA: Gives money and supplies
History textbooks: *Ah Sh*t, here we go again*
I don't know what "Rise of Nations" is but I imagine this is a lot like what allying with the US is like irl too
Literally Ukraine right now
Think of it as a roblox version of hearts of iron
Best game ever
The American Taxpayer is the greatest force the world has ever seen. For real though.
America: nah I'd win"sends entire naval fleet and all Arial units"
Germany as war machine and hulk as America is perfect casting.
Ikr?! Hulk as America is too accurate! That's my headcanon of America now! Also Germany as War Machine is too perfect! I need a Germany flag colored version of War Machine now!
IMAO i love the Lend Lease Act reference😂
The fact that the response was "Nice"😭😭
🇩🇪:damn your terrible
🇺🇸:here take a trillion dollars and do what ever you want
In the movie I honestly thought this was hilarious and just generally kind of sweet.
No hard feelings about the tea dumped into the harbor any more mate 😂
Nah. We made peace with it a long time ago. Here! Want a taco? 😂
Imagine helping out a USA player while they're in trouble getting clapped by Canada, then when you're in trouble, he helps you out fr fr
Hey we always do our best to repay other's kindness. I never played the game, but that what I would've done in that situation.
I like how Rhoades is roasting him as if they both aren’t special or notable outside of their suits made by other people
I didn't expect rise of nations memes today. That's amazing
Good to hear the kinks every once in awhile!
Get king
Get kinky
Ok besides the meme hulk giving you apart of his food would be insane that’s almost as good as gut checking Peter parker
Germany: declares war on Britain
Uk: … why?
Germany: hello regular size man. Leaves.
Uk: ok…
USA: miss me?
Until the US joins the fight anyway because someone touched their boats. Then you'll see the actual Hulk.
Oh absolutely! Barry's response "I'm always angry" captures America perfectly. America knows when to use force and how much of it. 😂😂😂
USA:This dad for you 😮💨
Britain:I think's you hate me 🥹
"hey bro we heard you had a war and our economy did something cool, heres a little bit of it"
Only right to share the harvest!
The fact that, that was a skrull and not the actual James makes so much sense now
Wot
The US is like your most accomplished kid coming to take care of you in old age (at least at that time)
While also being the super protective kid who will crush anyone who messed with them and their allies. 😂
Hella true as a usa player
I like how this is a clip about a game yet it would work just as good with real life logic😂
yes finally rise of nations memes, im here for it and staying too
Our scariest weapon of them all is the ability to cripple any nation's economy
I mean, this is pretty much what happened on the Western Front in WWII.
And thr east. We funded the Soviets and sold them materials to help them boost their industry and push Germany out.
@@Sumschmuck Yeah, that's true as well.
We pretty much just sped up the process by lending them financial and material stuff
@@Charbob-j9w Ya it was kind of insane half of all ammunition made in the US was sent to USSR and the US was at one point feeding 15% of the USSR population most of which were military.
Its all fun and games untill you see maxed out antarctica declaring war on you
Rise of nations is good for making small countries superpowers
USA Allies : *In War*
USA : *Spam Money to them*
USSR Allies : *In War*
USSR : *Spam Human to them*
I’ve been laughing for fifteen minutes😂😂😂😂
"Yo i need cash"
Usa : ye got you bro!
As a former Russia player, this is accurate, I was so close on taking full control of Europe, then Portugal with a half billion donation from USA defeated me in just one week
I love the pettiness of warmachine😂
As a former USA main, I just end up not taking over countries and just dominate the economy leaderboard. It's to the point the guy on 3rd place has a single pixel to represent him.
If there's a war coming I end up stalling it until one of us left lol.
Lore-accurate USA right here. 💰
Ironpatriot - Shower
Hulk and Antman - Growers
Big brother, more like big friend 😀
Seeing this, i can't help but be mad. Seeing that the cherished US-UK alliance is literally hanging on by a thread thanks to the tyrant that is Kier Starmer.
Funny story my friend was the us and I was japan and my country was falling apart i asked him for a dollar jokingly knowing it wouldn’t work and as soon as he sent that dollar all of a sudden every problem in my country went away it was funny af and i still don’t know how it worked
That's awesome! I would take it as a blessing from an ally/friend who looks out for their allies. Also magical money works too! 😂
Rudy should not be so aggressive like that, he’s literally a paraplegic
People who chose Music for Marvel Movies need a raise. They're awesome at their jobs.
That's pretty much real life. 2 countries get in a pissing contest, then the workd criticizes USA for not funding both sides.
Pov, you hear hearts of iron 4 sounds on somthing that ain't hoi4
Damn, sleepy joe must have been a big fan of the game based on how much of our money he gave away😂
us: money
germamy: tanks
uk: navy
ussr: manpower
“What’s up regular sized dude” - war machine
As if he isn’t walking around in a stolen suit that he made worse adding lower tech to it
Man I want hulk to hand me a Taco now
Me handing the Amish kid a Reaper pepper when he only ever ate potatoes.
Thats the most satisfying noise in the game actually
Don Cheadle trying to act like hes not one of the shorter avengers
Ant-man should’ve told Brody what’s up, half man
Son helping their farther. How nice
Being colonized by a nation is not a father
Basically early years of ww2, Sending Supplies amd something without sending troops.
I've seen this movie several times, and every single time that music catches me off guard without fail. It feels way too much like a shitpost
We are literally Hulk when Bannon couldn’t change to Hulk
It's so true! I'm surprised I haven't made that comparison before! 😂
Basically both world wars in a nutshell
I got destroyed by USA while playing italy bruh. Looks like USA player had beef with italy
Edit:hear me out im not saying to much bruh i just suck english
same bruh i hate it when that happens bruh hey bruh also usa is op bruh nerf them bruh
bruh
@@Manoverus-yk4lobruh bruh
USA players have beef with everything. Besides playing USA is boring as hell, I litteraly conquered russian states with cook islands, did the same to americas with Tonga or how it was called. But first time I played as USA i didn't even know where to start, it was so boring that I quit after 5 minutes
@@That_One_Pole Playing USA is basically playing as everyone worse nightmare
Military spending percentage given to britian: 0.00000001
"Germany declared war on Britain"
"America sent aid to Britain."
Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!
I like how he casually hands over my social security.
Sins when did the avengers play rise of nations💀😭🙏
Meme
USA casually sent 10B like it was nothing
We do it to a couple countries every year, lol.
Common US friend
Dude that's like 5% of Air Force budget
That's awesome!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
USA: a small amount of money for you, mate cheer up mate
What us the game called bec I looked it up and it didn't show up
Sg1 is one of those shows that kept ALMOST being fantastic. It's such a strong premise, but is held back by the simple facts of cable television.
Who needs allies
hi adility
@@johnomite hi
I just love how Hulk recognize someone with a super metabolism like himself 🤣
At least the Americans still respect their father's nation
The hoi4 sounds affects absolutely beautiful